see you at 9:00 on fbn. hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros, along with bob beckel, dana perino, eric boling and greg gutfield. hello. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." an exciting show and sean hannity will bring us dinner to pay off a super bowl bet that he lost. he's outside grilling away now. sean, how is it going out there? >> hey, look, first of all, if you look in front of you, i already made your shrimp cocktail and i have your salads, i have an incredible lemon cake for dessert, and as promised bob beckel is the only one that's ever tried my grilled steaks. here's some of them. tell me how you like them,

andrea, and everybody else, i'll make it to order. >> i'm medium rare. >> medium rare. >> medium rare for me. >> greg, dana? >> medium well. >> for who? >> medium well. >> a couple of medium wells, and eric? >> medium nothing. i don't eat red meat, sean. i'll stick with the shrimp. >> what? you'll like the lemon cake though. i'll be out here grilling, and i'm going to come in and serve peyton manning let me down, but i'm not going to let me friends at "the five" down. >> good defense beats good offense every single time. i should have bet you sooner knowing this is what we would get, sean hannity grilling on the-5-. very hungry, sean, see you in a few. first, olympic games kicked off in sochi, russia, one day before the opening ceremonies and security concerns are growing. the u.s. department of homeland security has issued a warning to airlines traveling there to be on t for explosive

materials that could be concealed in toothpaste containers or cosmetic tubes. so, bob, i know you've been chatting and making hand gestures the whole time i've been doing my intro. what do you think of the olympics in sochi? take a look at this headline, the latest one from the associated press. sochi scene. . welcome world, where are you? >> i'm not sure i understand what that means. >> no one is showing up for the games. >> that makes sense. you're between chechnya and chernobyl that's probably a good reason not to be there. i see that putin now has been nice enough to say -- what was the line he used, dana? >> well, he said that they were welcome as long as they didn't bother children. >> didn't bother children. >> that's not a direct quote, but something like that, six weeks ago is when he said that. >> putting the olympics in that area of the world made no sense when i first heard about it, and i still don't think it made much

sense, and i'm still worried there's going to be a problem. >> well, let's see, dana, in addition, one girl was quoted as saying, i guess she has this stand where she greets people. she had maps ready to go. no one was there except for one woman in south korea, and you made a point earlier today that you feel badly for the athletes. >> yeah. >> and i think a lot of people are feeling really badly. they work so hard to get in the olympics and no one is going to be there to cheer them on. >> so earlier today, dianne feinstein, the senator from california who is on the intel committee, her advice to people going to sochi was to avoid crowds, which i'm not sure how you do that at an olympics because the point is there's a crowd gathered to watch the athletes. i was surprised this week when i heard that opening ceremony is tomorrow night because i thought it was maybe even a week away because usually through the pr effort you know some of the great stories about the athletes and the inspirational things. i'm going to have one, a few in my one more thing. hold on for that, i'll do the pr

for that, but because russia is not ready, all of the lead-up coverage has been that it's not been a good place to have an olympics. i hope that turns out not to be true. a lot of places, even greece, people were discouraged from going to greece, and greece ended up doing a great olympics, so i'm optimistic that it's going to be okay. i'm just really bummed that i thought that we were about to be able to take our little toothpaste tubes on airplanes again and not put them in a plastic bag, but i think that's not going to happen. >> even the greeks, greg, even the greeks. >> even the greeks. >> got it right. >> even the canadians. >> we've been talking about, greg, now toothpaste is the newest threat. hacking is a big threat. we'll get into that in a minute. also, a headline on stray dogs. so many stray dogs in russia that they are actually killing the dogs, rounding them up and killing them so i guess i wonder if they will kill a smelly unverklempt dog, what will they do with a terrorist? >> this is the problem with russians, if they complain about

something, they kill that something, kind of what i like about them, because i'm married to a russian. because the dog is bothering you, they kill the dogs. the least anticipated olympics i've ever heard. generally a sporting event provides relief from the misery of your lives. now it merely reflect the state of the world. it's shaping up to be the obamacare of olympics, a spectacle of unfolding failure. it feels less -- >> five minutes to get into obamacare, sorry. >> feels less like a sporting event and more like a humanitarian mission. people are going in to rescue. but i will say this about the media. the only medal won so far is by the media who got a gold for whining. i'm sure when things start it's going to seem very -- it will seem a lot better, but i look forward to how the media is going to assess an act of terror if one takes place. you know, how will they be able to tie that to a tea partier? you know, how will they figure out if it's a link to anger over obama's policies when it turns out it's islamic radicalism, it will be some kind of coincidence.

>> he got his talking points from his wife this morning. two days in a row he's gotten talking points. >> i feel bad for russia. this is a consequence of a country that has been mired in a century of government corruption and incompetence. where are the lefties who so romanticized the ussr, the well-oiled machine. so glad pete seeger isn't here to see that. >> eric, what about that? do you feel sorry for russia, or in a way is there a silver lining here? nbc's richard engel got off the plane and the minute he got off the plane he's complaining his computer was hacked. greg said these reporters, they are whining about everything, almost not doing their job covering the games because they are so busy talking about yellow water and how bad the conditions are, but isn't this exposing russia a bit for what it really is for their hacking and how unfair they are and how underdeveloped? >> i think it's exposing for what they are in the corruption world. it's the most corrupt -- don't forget, they are new at the democracy game. if you find out who these russian billionaires are who are buying the nets and big yachts,

they are the ones in political power when they went from communism to -- to democracy. all those people took care of each other. you got that. you have gazprom, yukos oil. they split up all the assets of russia, and those people, not because they were good, just because they were in the right place at the right time so what's happening is they try and go and do a big event like that. they will spend $50 billion on this event. they will probably lose $20 billion or $25 billion for holding the olympics. vladamir putin, this is his moment on the world stage right now. there won't be an empty seat in any of the venues, don't kid yourself. world, where are you? there will be a russian sitting in every one of those seats. >> they will empty the priss ovens siberia. >> you can bang some rocks over there or watch the downhill skiing and most people don't. >> in defense of the russians on the spying piece, in 2008 the chinese were accused of the very same thing and you needed to take the battery out of your

blackberry when you got off the plane because it was assumed that all of your information was taken by the chinese. >> that's like comparing the son of sam to -- so what. >> isn't that the point, that both countries are being exposed for being corrupt, for spying? a lot of people might not know that. >> there will not be an empty seat because they will say go. they didn't have a direct water mainline there. of course a lot of that brown water is coming from chernobyl, but don't worry about drinking it. i agree. you reporters are wusses, because you got a little bit of a bad bed and you have to go to the bathroom next to somebody else. >> not like they were sent to a war zone to cover. they are complaining about just basic things. >> hygiene. >> not like they went to zimbabwe. >> they ran out of pillows, have no pillows so they are going door-to-dore and getting pillows for the athletes which i think is really cute.

>> take your own pillow. >> everybody is chipping in. >> can i point something out along those lines, can you imagine if there was a shortage of pillow in salt lake city or l.a. >> how millation. >> you'd have 1 million pillows the next day. that's capitalism and america doing it better than russia. frankly they are younger at it and have less experience at it, but they also need to clean up their act a lot. >> so why sochi? why of all places? i mean, why not take karachi, pakistan? why there? >> it's actually beautiful there. >> putin wanted it because he wanted to promote this as a resort. greg, it's clearly not ready and everyone mulling around is russian. one woman who i mentioned earlier is from south korea, that's it. typically there's people from all over the world. no one is going. >> and then when you look at it five, six years later, there's nothing left. if you've ever been to barcelona or a place after the olympics, it's a giant parking lot. >> beijing. >> can't even do anything there. >> i disagree. got to go to vancouver. >> good for you. >> and they use a lot of it. there's a lot of great stuff for

tourists, and when we were there, it was the -- the last olympics was 2012, and so they had -- you could go into the town square and could watch the olympics from there, from the big olympic village so i think the canadians got it right. >> lake placid, new york, got it right. >> beijing though, remember the thing they called the bird cage built just for the opening ceremonies and a couple of the other things. >> it'sdilapidated. >> it's horrible, and they spent literally billions of dollars putting that together. by the way, you have to do olympics right to break even, or you can pull a mitt romney to come and fix it for you. >> greg on his public relations award. >> if you keep talking, hannity might overcook our steaks. he's a man of his word. i bet him that the seahawks would win the super bowl and if he lost he promised to cook us dinner on the fao. >> there's the steak. >> outside grilling and he'll be inside shortly. >> all right. you got it. >> see you in a little bit, sean. >> all right. >> and bob has a super bowl bet to settle up with eric as well.

keep it right here on "the five," steaks coming up.

a month ago "rolling stone" barfed out a communist manifesto touting a subsidized world where you no longer need to work because someone else will do it. the headline now, "work blows." welcome to obama's utopia where real work dies just like brill cream and ulcers. whether in government, academia or media no one knows how stuff is made. it's all done by invisible workfaries and in fantasy land everyone is a student and enjoying a latte, a community organizer collecting signatures against a bad thing, a feminist blogger upending patriarchy and a bisexual artist painting with bodily fluids. not a real job in sight because those aren't cool. how can liberals deny their

ideological victory? why not embrace it. you chipped away at the poll work of the american soul, all out of historical amnesia fueled by bitter envy. in the olympics of decline we have chosen east germany. we knew the american dream defined of achievement through effort is now a joke. more than one in six men in their prime are jobless. that's 10.4 million. now that most are looking for work the government doesn't even call them unemployed. congrats, president obama. you built that. bob, you sound -- >> that so sucked. it's beyond belief. >> well, i'll let you respond to that. here's the spin. i know that the dems are using. this is raul designed to help end job lock, meaning you don't have to keep your job anymore due to insurance. is that what you're going to say? >> no. i'm not going to say that at all.

what i'm going to say is nothing. no. i'm going to say this. the people who might take advantage of this and get out of work for government subsidies, well, i just can't imagine they are probably the capitalist engines driving this economy. they are probably in the caboose, and i don't think we're going to be losing any ceos, do you? >> that's the point. it's not about ceos, it's about people in the bottom rung. once you get off the ladder, you can't get up the next rung. >> it's those liberal professors that just absolutely -- well, anyway. blame liberals for all this stuff. >> blame obamacare because that's what's happening. >> you hit $45,000 a year and you get kicked into a higher it's going to cost you more. so they say instead of doing that, i'm going to work less, stay under 45 grand, i'll get the health insurance. >> you couldn't live on 45 grand a week. >> it's actually the middle of the middle class so if you're going to say to middle class

down, if you worked a little bit more, it's going to cost you more to get health care, you're basically telling them, work a little bit less, still get health care, and at the end of the day with all the other programs going on you'll probably end up the same way. you're disincentivizing people to go from 45,000 a year to 145,000. >> the other program you're talking about is food stamps. >> i'm talking about in 2012 there were 126 programs to alleviate poverty costing $670 billion and guess what we got for it, the highest poverty rate in 60 years. >> including social security and medicare. >> yes. >> correct. >> but that's -- >> the real point here, andrea, is the fact that the media and obama believes that less work is better. that's kind of the message, right? >> i think the message, to be blunt, is we don't care about the economy. i think people need to start realizing president obama doesn't care. the white house doesn't care. they don't care about the unemployment rate. they don't care about growth. they don't care about the cbo report because their number one

goal is to make people dependant on the government. >> are you kidding me? >> no, i'm not. i think it's the number one goal so this report, greg, is totally fine because it accomplishes that goal. they don't really care. as for men being, i guess, it's liberated they are saying, liberated from work so they can sit on their couch with their hand down their pants and eat fried chicken, i'm more concerned of the -- you know i'm right. you know i'm right. i'm more concerned -- >> the picture that draws. >> i'm more concerned about the impact of what this will do to male-female relationships. more guys out of work, more women are going back to work and we've seen a shift between the gender. never mind, bob. >> dana, you know, the left could argue that conservatives should be happy because there's going to be more moms at home but the feminists should be angry because there will be more moms at home. >> this is what i think. i think everybody in washington, d.c. that is in the pr department or does the tweets, everybody needs to go to their corner, and they need to face the wall for a few minutes and

take a couple of deep breaths, and when they get done with that they need to find the policy people in their offices and talk to them for a little bit because everyone overreacted. the republicans could be accused of overreach, and there isof th. the democrats certainly overreacted because the administration trotted out this line that actually this is a good thing because people will be liberated from work and everybody is missing the whole point which is if you look at that "wall street journal" story today which talks about the men who aren't working that want to work, i found that so sad. >> yeah. >> i also think that there's a lot more going on here in the economy and the structure of it that -- to help these people and to help our country that we're not talking about in the last two days because it's turned into more of communications tactics rather than the policy. >> you're exactly right. listen what andrea my dear friend said. the white house doesn't care about unemployment. >> they don't care. >> don't care about people not working. they sit back there and applaud

the fact that people are suffering. >> the goal is not to get people back to work, bob. the goal is to get people on the dole so they can control them and i feel sorry for the american male as well. there's a lot who want to work and they can't find work. what does this do to the relationships between men and women? if men are not making a pay check or feeling good about themselves professionally, they are less apt to get married and settle down. the self-confidence isn't enough. how does that affect women? it has a direct impact on women and i don't think we know what this is going to do. >> blame it on, they are taking all the jobs. >> and sex and all of it, a bigger cultural piece. >> that's too simple of an answer is to blame china. >> i blame big corporate companies that send all their business. >> why don't you blame the tax structure that makes that more economically feasible for that. >> i don't believe that's it. i think it's labor that they can get for 92 cents an hour. >> you know who i blame? clowns. all right. we've got to go. coming up next, dinner is

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hey, there he is. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the table of "the five" sean hannity who has not only been a big supporter of "the five" but he lost a bet to andrea. >> and eric. >> and eric. this is the payoff right here. sean cooked everybody a steak except for eric who is a wuss and doesn't eat meat. i've had many hannity meals. he used to be, believe it or

not, before he got rich, a short order cook. >> really? >> and he cooks and takes it over from his wife. why is that? >> i made the shrimp cocktail last night and made it nice and cold. made the salad last night. >> you are so good. >> and i didn't make this lemon cake though. >> that cake is gorgeous. >> you know what? >> because you're all my favorites and all my friends, i wanted to get the best and i did get it from del friscos. >> usually this time of the show, gutfeld starts talking about his dinner, and he's always complaining because he's hungry. >> it's true. i won't eat for a couple of hours. >> i usually get hungry about 5:34. >> i brought you two. worried if that was medium well or not. >> my uncle matt would be impressed. very good and very well done. >> bob comes over to my house, has a key to my house and comes over all the time. >> you're a trusting, trusting friend. >> i'm a trusting friend, but

have you checked the prescription medications? >> i don't know if we have any. >> go ahead. >> so bob comes over the house, and he's shocked because i make him a meal every time he comes over. >> you don't like to go out, right? >> he likes to go out. >> you don't like to go out. >> you're a hermit. >> stay home and watch the game. >> or go to tennis matches which i've been to many times. love, love, love. sean, i've got to ask you this question. is this free range beef? does this meet the requirements? >> grass fed organic. >> whatever andrea said. >> no, i didn't say grass fed organics. >> the steaks, you lost the denver bet. >> right. >> you know what steaks they are? >> omaha, omaha. >> omaha safe word. >> what an honor -- i've never -- i love your show. >> why? >> i like to ask people why do they like the show, seriously. we don't get any research or focus group and here you are. >> i said this from the beginning. bob asked me when the show first

went own and you can corroborate that. he asked me the question why. i said it's just a great show. that's my answer. >> that's exactly right. >> that's it. >> america has proven that. you know, you guys are often the number one show in cable. it's amazing how well it does. >> you were an original believer in "the five." a lot of people were not. you were an original fan of "the five," have us all on "hannity." >> you guys have been my friend. >> you get promoted on radio. >> i'm going to throw up. >> don't throw up. >> so i can have room for cake. >> other people around here who did not say nice things about "the five" but sean hannity was right on deck the first one. i won't say it anymore. >> i wonder who we could be talking about. >> by the way, we made a bet with dana over the super bowl and i said that if the broncos lost, remember i said this, i would cook you a very special one of a kind meal which is why we haven't seen jasper in two weeks. by the way, this is great >> you like it? >> yeah. >> cooked the way you like it?

>> all those runs in central park really worked out. >> sean, do you want to come clean about the bet you cheated with me and stuart varney on your show. confession. >> jasper, i do love your dog. >> definitely. he's so cute. >> he's great and we had a bet and you were the only one who bet the video together and we were all going to have videos of our dog and dana was the only one who did it. i said why don't we have a picture of our dogs and we'll let the people on facebook and twitter who has the cutest dog. you call my dog satan which isn't nice. >> he bites me all the time. >> he doesn't like liberals. >> excuse me. >> i took a puppy picture of my dog which was a year old, that's cheating. >> and then you won by a hair and it really wasn't fair so we'll have a rematch. >> with videos? >> with videos. >> stuart varney still trying to figure out how to make a video. >> let's have another bet. sean, i will bet you -- i'll cook you the meal if -- if the senate goes republican. you want to wager republican?

>> i think it will go republican. >> do you really want bob beckel to cook you a meal though? >> no, but he really wants the senate republican. >> i will enjoy watching bob cook a meal. >> bachelor stew, korb flakes and dried macaroni and hot water and then he'll fall asleep. >> sean, you may be the top chef of the fox news channel. >> this is delicious. >> really good. >> listen, not only did i not -- i love doing stuff like this. you and i have similar backgrounds, both worked in restaurants. 12 years old scrubbing pots and pans and one thanksgiving the chef walked out and the guy throws me an apron and i was the chef from that point forward, a bus boy, bartender, did that for years. >> and then you did fixed rou r. he fell down, didn't have any money for insurance because

obamacare didn't exist at that time and his arm is still a little crooked. >> it was frozen ground, i fell off a roof and it was dangling, separated, and i took it out of fear and i went -- and my doctor said it was a one in a million shot. >> one of those things i can tell you about sean, he has a modest house in oyster bay, and i've had to introduce him to seven rooms he's never seen before. >> it's for security, bob. >> you have a lot of security. >> do you have a panic room? >> no comment. >> wow. >> i'd have to say -- i love your wife, i'll get in trouble for that,. >> anything happens i run into the closet and curl up into a ball and weep. >> what does that look like? >> there was another bet on the super bowl. >> i bet bob. he actually chose the broncos and i took the seahawks and he lost. the bet was the loser had to wear the winner's choice of a shirt for the following week. >> so tomorrow -- >> this is the reveal. >> by the way, this is the

second time he bet me in the super bowl and lost. >> right. you lost to me on the national college. >> this is the big -- >> is that your wife's? >> give me a break. >> this hot little number that bob will be sporting tomorrow. >> did you get that in greenwich village, is that where you got that? >> i saw you steal that from o'reilly's wardrobe. >> get out of here. >> are you kidding me. >> no way that's fitting bob. >> you'll look so good in that, bob. >> you're going to make him wear that. >> he'll wear it for one block. that's it. >> got to pay off the bet. >> everybody out there, tweet in whether i should or should not wear this tomorrow. >> bob, you've got to reword that. >> extra extra large from the dress barn. >> you need to ask the question the way you want it to be answer ed. >> what's going to be on hannity

tonight? >> sochi olympics, you know, security a big issue. also tonight i'm going to demand, you know, the naacp guy that referred to senator tim scott as a ventriloquist dummy, made another dumb statement, why isn't anybody within the leadership of the naacp asked for his resignation and i think we need to demand his firing. >> any good guess? >> my friend eric will be on. >> your new segment ask sean. people don't get to see the side of you we all get to see behind the scenes, funny, kind. >> think he's a hard-assed conservative right winger, yes he is because he was dropped on his head when he was a little boy. >> is there a compliment coming? >> yes. he's one of the most generous decent human beings. he's done more for more people and i know this for a fact because i've watched him do it, and i love going out to his house. i do it a lot. >> i've never been to his house. >> you know what would be great, if you brought jasper.

>> okay. can we do it in the summer? can he go in the pool? >> you can't bring jasper because he'll just dig up colmes in the backyard. >> i've never been in my pool. bob goes in the pool. >> by the way, if that dog is with me in the pool, no. >> how does bob look in a swimsuit? >> speedo. >> does he wear a t-shirt, a thong. >> a little like this maybe. >> you know, i can't believe -- i can't wait for tomorrow. >> i can't wait for tomorrow. >> bob, what are you going to coordinate with that shirt? >> by the way, i'm wearing coral so i think we'll be fine. >> very funny. >> but anyway, congratulations on this food and thank you so much for what you've done for "the five." >> i think the cake is going to be the best part. >> so good. >> the steak -- >> keep the knife away and maybe hand it over to greg. >> are you kidding? >> don't give greg sharp objects. >> that cake is the best cake you'll ever have. >> i'm not big on lemons.

use them for other purposes. >> make sure to watch his show later at 10:00 eastern, his being "hannity." coming up jay leno's last night as host of "the tonight show" after more than two decades. great moments from his remarkable run next on "the five."

22 years and over 44,000 jokes and just a few hours jay leno delivers his last "tonight show." here's a lock back at some of the memorable jay moments. >> let me start with question number one. what the hell were you thinking? seriously. what are you going to do? >> i'm going to run for governor of the state of california.

>> give me a tom cruise from "jerry maguire." >> you had me at hello. the easiest and most dramatic, "top gun." >> i feel the need, the need for speed. >> yes, yes! >> brought a painting for you? >> you did. >> yeah. >> oh, did you paint that? >> wow, look at that. >> i can't make fun of him now. >> fabulous. >> want to sit down here? >> put him on your keychain. >> jay will be leaving at the top of his game handing over the highest rated talk show to fellow nbc comedian jimmy fallon. a couple of nice decades with jay. >> yeah, he was pretty good. >> how's the cake? >> i'm eating dana's steak. >> i like meat. that's all i eat.

>> it rhymes. >> that's good. >> you want to say something about leno? >> the interesting thing about jay leno is he has this massive car collection. he has like 200 cars that's worth like tens of millions of dollars. he doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, that's why. if you don't -- if you're that wealthy, what do you do? you just buy tons of cars and drive around wherever. >> seinfeld, too. >> has a couple hundred cars. >> stupid point. i had nothing to say too busy eating. >> jimmy fallon, what do you think, hands over the highest rated show? does he hang on to the rateings? >> i love fallon for his impersonations and imitations, he's very good. i'm a jimmy kimmel person. i think there's something about conan that's fueling this big pr push. >> that's what it is. >> jay putting all this love on jimmy fallon and coming out in favor of jimmy fallon, like they are trying to get at conan

o'brien just to dig at him. >> payback. >> i will say this about leno, his work ethic is unprecedented. every sunday night for three decades goes down to hermosa beach to the comedy and magic club, doing this for 30 years, and tests his jokes out every single sunday night on the audience down there, and i think that's someone who really loves their craft and wants to get it right so i respect his work ethic. >> it will be interesting, when he took over for johnny carson, he got beat up so badly. i mean, carson was an institution, people said leno was not good enough to stay in his shoes. interesting to see what happens with fallon. i wonder if he takes heat for he ain't jay leno. we'll see. >> speaking of jay leno, what do you think is next for jay leno? >> i read somewhere he might be doing stand-up comedy shows which i think would be amazing. i also know -- i don't know this for sure, but i'm assuming he'll continue to do a lot of his

charity work that he does under the radar, does a lot of charity things. in fact, he came to one of the bush event for the veterans and auctioned off one of his harleys that he rides. >> oh, my god, bob. >> the other thing that's interesting for him would be some sort of social media or internet play, something like katie couric going to yahoo!. i think jay leno could actually reinvent himself that way. >> greg, serious question. a lot of people are speculating jay could come to a cnn or fox. can he -- will the cable news audience embrace a jay leno? >> i think he's going to have a job in three weeks because he's one of those people who will die if he doesn't work. he cannot do anything else. the moment he comes home and doesn't have a deadline, he might jump off a bridge so he'll immediately call somebody and get a job. >> all right. we'll leave it there. all good? >> i don't feel well. >> oh, really. >> would you like another bite? >>i don't feel very good. i ate that too fast.

>> how do you think bob feels? >> remember when bob ran out and threw up? >> yes. >> what do bob marley, ronald reagan and babe ruth have in common? you'll find out next on "the five."

all right. you know when you're driving down a highway and flash your lights and oncoming traffic if you see a police speed trap. can you get a ticket for that, but a new court ruling that can change that is out of missouri. ruled in favor of a driver saying penalizing the man was a violation of his first amendment lights, flashing headlights is free speech. who would have thought of that? eric, do you ever do that? >> no, i don't do that. >> you don't let people know there's police on the other side. >> no. i think, you know, if you're breaking the law, you should be caught for breaking the law. i really don't have an opinion, but i think you should be allowed to do it. that's the whole issue is not whether you should or shouldn't do it. you should not be fined for doing it. >> you haven't driven in what, 18 years? >> yeah. >> i only flash my bright to warn people that there's an arby's ahead. you know, this whole idea of whether it's actual free expression or is it an act

because if you're helping people break the law, then you're technically facilitating a crime so if i write on a deposit slip, you know, give me what's in the drawer and i hand it to the teller, is that free speech? >> well, the difference being maybe you're flashing your lights in the event someone on the other side needs help. >> or you're doing it and you're doing it to help somebody prevent from breaking the law, do it in the name of safety. when you drive you flash other things which you have a first amendment right to do. >> that's why i don't drive anymore. >> i wondered why people were fighting back. if you're flashing your lights then you're making the environment more soon, getting people to slow down much sooner and the judge said you have a first amendment right, verbal or mechanical, to, what did they say, to warn or tell people they are breaking the law, somebody buying drugs or doing drugs, hey, don't do that, slow down, you're breaking the law. you have a right to do that. >> i could not applaud the judge more.

do it every chance i get in states where it's legal or illegal. >> you flash a lot, bob. >> i do that, too. these cops are going to hide these speed things, screw them. >> i was so fascinated in listening to you, bob, that i didn't notice that they flashed a picture of the judge, not judge napolitano but the judge in missouri who said this is a first amendment right. >> was he a bill clinton appointee? >> i have no idea, because to me -- it's a george w. bush appointee, thank you so much. >> i'm against it. >> that is crack staffing right there. did you see that? >> perfect. >> i thought that was a change in topic, that's why i went fast. if the cops are going to try to catch you in a speed trap, i think if they don't have enough courage to stand out and point the gun right at you, have to hide behind you. >> or if it's there to increase revenues which is often the case and if it's there to increase revenues and catch people and bust them and get more fines, then that's not for the right reasons.

>> eric, you're okay with speed cameras, right? >> what do you mean? >> speed cameras that flash and send you a ticket in the mail? >> you're a libertarian. >> just don't break the law. >> i'm more angry at people who drive too slow. >> you know what i'm against? >> wait until people in colorado and washington drive slow. >> here's the issue with the cameras though. they record stuff. if they record a murder or something else, are they allowed to use that tape? >> well, unfortunately, kimberly guilfoyle is not here so we don't have a resident lawyer. >> i can pretend. >> yes, it is. >> you said you'd pretend for 30 seconds. >> a lot of people do it. >> that's what most lawyers do. >> what? >> just say you're a lawyer, greg. >> a lot of people do that in this industry. >> i do it a lot at bars. >> it's a good experiment to eat mid-show. >> it has the same effect on you as having a few beers if you eat a lot, has the same effect on

your brain. >> is that why we have an obesity problem? >> i have no idea. who are you? >> all right. one more thing up next.

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it's time now for one more thing. go ahead. >> yes, it's time for i hate these penguins. in england which actually exists, the sea life center in the uk are actually administering anti-depressants to penguins because they are depressed about the weather. there's a lot of things wrong with this. what is the baseline of depression for a penguin? how do we know how they feel? as far as i'm concerned they seem happy all the time. they don't have to wear clothing. they always look formal. no one eats a penguin, as far as i'm concerned because they are too tough. all they do is walk around and

waddle and make stupid noises, and sometimes they get lost. that's the only thing they have to worry about. >> 100,000 of them died from global warming. >> that is a lie. >> they are the only monogamous animal, pick their life's partner. >> me, too. >> oh, yeah, bob, you're a total penguin. >> sleep with a penguin. >> dana perino. >> so we're talking about the olympics earlier and i said there hasn't been enough focus on the athletes. 51 of the 88 countries have never won a medal at the winter games, and 17 of those countries will have one shot. i'll mention three athletes if you don't have anyone to root for, underdogs, philippines, athlete is michael christian martinez, participating in the figure skating, and from nepal, ditiri sherpa and then from zimbabwe, luke stein is in -- is in the giant slalom. >> how do you say that. >> the word doesn't really come out. sounds gross. >> you're going to get criticism

for not doing american athletes. >> you're like the coca-cola ad of show hosts. >> hey, it's the olympics. >> eric is going to be the first one. >> eric, go ahead. very quickly, pull up the full screen. this day, born on this day, february 6, let's read from right to left, 1895, george herman "babe" route would be 119 years old, born in baltimore, maryland, 1911, ronald reagan would be 103, born in illinois, and in 1945 mr. bob marley born in st. anne parrish, jamaica. he would be 69 years old. >> guess which one smoked dope. >> i think just one. >> all right. >> fun fact by bob. >> got to take a look at this gorilla running loose in tokyo. >> what? >> they are trying -- >> there you go. >> i was told there was sound with this. this is a drill they do at the tokyo zoo because last year they

lost -- a gorilla broke loose so they want to do this to get everybody in the place gets around -- greg, come on, man. >> looks like kilmeade. >> "the biggest loser" controversy this week, check out this woman, rachel fredriksson, the before and after, legitimately the biggest loser, looks amazing. people are giving her a lot of flack because she's too skinny. greg, can you just say i hate these people. >> i hate these people. >> leave her alone. she had the muscle mass there, got her body back, why can't people just be happy for her. >> i'm going to get my body back. >> never miss an episode of "the five."

>> it is friday, february 7th. forget the olympic games, just call it spy games. how russia is keeping an eye on guests at all times, even in the bathroom. >> it is an honor giving their lives fighting for our country. but now some children have to go to school on memorial day and parents are upset. >> a final farewell to funny man jay leno. >> the worst thing about losing this job having to sign up for obamacare. >> highlights from jay's final tonight show. fox and friends first starts right