this is what keeps the lights on. tonight. there are no words, but follow me on megyn kelly. hi, everybody, bob beckel, dana perino, dana is moving, it is 5:00 in new york city, and this is five. jay leno's first night on "the tonight show" was on may 25th, 1992. he made tens of millions of americans laugh over the years, but we rarely got a glimpse of the softer side of jay. last night this was the exception. >> this has been the greatest222 years of my life. first year of the show i lost my mom, second year, i lost my dad.

then my brother died. and after that i was pretty much out of family. and the folks here became my family. and i'm really excited for jimmy fallon. you know, it is fun to kind of be the old guy and sit back here and see where the next generation takes the institution. and in closing, i want to quote johnny carson, who was the greatest guy to ever do this job. and he said i bid you all a heartfelt -- >> but the night was not entirely sentimental, here is part of his classic monologue. >> thank you, i don't like good-byes. nbc does. i don't care. well, tonight is our last show for real. i don't know if you can get fired three times. i get the hint. the worst thing about losing this job, i am no longer covered by nbc, i have to sign up for obamacare. >> had to get one of those in there. >> yeah, that made me smile, a

big old pepsodent grin, that was a cute one, i just love this guy. i don't want to say good-bye, i just want to say hello. i just hope he gets picked up somewhere else. >> now, bob, are you a jay leno fan? >> i was waiting to see whether his cat and dog died. listen -- >> terrible. >> no, i mean look, it is sad. i don't follow these late night shows but it is amazing to me how many people do and how much they care about it. there are more stories about these people, particularly if they get troubled or fired, can't they just have a no drama late night show? >> i don't know, no drama like right here. >> if dana has her wi-fi off, that is still drama. >> or a diet coke. >> or the dreams for dana. >> no, i had dreams of my five last night. it was not really a comedy. >> so what do you think about that? >> not easy to do, not easy to say good-bye to a thing that you

have helped built. all the good-byes, it takes forever. i actually am not for the big long good-bye. i feel like we have been doing this for a month, this saying good-bye for jay leno. but we'll see him do more. so i think it -- the comedy, these people that are that talented figure out a way to reinvent themselves, as younger people come up, challenges, how can you do amazing things every day and look forward to people following in his foot steps, not from the comedy, but the rapper -- >> you want him to say good-bye, jimmy fallon hello -- >> i can do anything you want. >> how about the good-byes? >> people are calling it the end of an era, it is not the end of an era. johnny carson was the end of an era, because when everybody watched him, he left. jay leno is not going to leave. you don't understand, he has done this twice.

like going through his marriages, for him, in three weeks he will be back doing another show. warning to jay, 3:00 a.m. is mine. as for jimmy fallon, leno constantly talks about jimmy fallon, and the strategy is, screw you, conan, he is saying this is because you basically got me canned. it is like making out with your ex, if people say he is being gracious, there is not, there is a strategy. >> hang in there, jay was on his engagement delivering a funny yet poignant monologue. more fun followed, oprah, carol, jack black delivered a tribute in the form of a "sound of music" parody. >> you'll be back here next year. if fallon tanks.

>> so long, farewell, i'm here so what the hell for your last show? ♪ ♪ ♪ so long, farewell, you really raised the bar ♪ if you were me you would buy them all a car ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that was cute. >> that was fun. >> i liked it. >> but again, not a big moment for anyone under 40. most people have no idea because they're watching differently. people are not saying oh, my god, it is not the way it used to be. for example, this is nothing compared to how people felt when "breaking bad" ended. >> are you projecting right now? >> no, so what -- >> because i would take the opposite of that. i find that moving --

>> 20 years, i grew up with jay leno. >> first black president -- >> dana is exactly right. we have to say good-bye. it has almost been a year to say good-bye to him since he has been on the air. but the fact is, he is going to be doing something. he is the kind of guy who can't sit down. johnny carson retreated, wouldn't come out and talk to people. i thought that was kind of cool. jay will be back out. i thought kim kardashian will be on this thing, is the heat too much, the plastic is going to melt? >> she is on the singing part of it. see bob there in the white dress, i really like him, he is the winner, i don't even know why they let him go. i like him better than jimmy fallon, i'm sorry, always have. i do. >> oprah -- >> i just don't like the

blubbering over this. we can only blubber for about two and a half minutes. >> six minutes more, and then -- oprah took it very seriously. because carol burnett, she kind of knows she can't sing that well. she was going for it but oprah tried to sing well. >> she didn't do a bad job. >> i guess the heat was down in the room. >> bob, it looks like you have a tie -- >> that was the one thing -- >> the reason for just about everything. >> they were trying for the under 40. >> that is what it was, it was a demographic -- >> all right, how about this? >> they should have had a jog -- >> how about this. what is next for jay? >> why don't you find a hobby and work on old cars? >> actually, jay does work on old cars. he has a whole garageful of them. >> well, okay, jay, maybe with your new found time you can

finally invite me over to your garage. >> jay, do what i do. use your down time to paint. >> i love it. check it out. >> jay, i know you're happily married to a wonderful woman who you never cheat on, but if she ever gives you a one-time hall pass, i'm your girl. >> why would i give that? let him figure it out for himself. i have a job. >> or you can do this, a lot of people who are just sitting around to do nothing and make money, they sell meth. you can do that. >> see, you're liking it more now, that part was pretty funny. i'm amazed at the promotion and the expense and all of the effort. there was a lot of love, obviously they're on the staff level at the network. there was a lot of love for jay leno and so they wanted to make the good-bye as warm as possible so they put a lot of money into it. now, will they put a

corresponding number? are we going to talk about jimmy fallon the next month? but i'll be kind of interested to see the promotion they put on with jimmy fallon. >> they're trying to get everybody to watch and make a lot of fan fare to get people like, their eyeballs focused on "the tonight show" again. one of the things that was so great, the staff loved him. this guy is a class act. they have nothing bad to say about him. >> well, not everybody. >> well -- no, no, i like leno, not a fan of his writing staff. for some reason they have a knack for coming up with jokes days after they appeared with is where. >> by the way, they made fun of me on that show and i still like

them. after my divorce. >> well, they make a fortune on the show, not a lot of expense except for the host you have to pay and a few other people. but by and large, they make a whole lot of money. >> the reason they spend so much time on the late show when you turn the show off at night and turn the tv back on in the morning -- >> martha stewart was asking him for a date. >> and she didn't ask you, remember? we were setting that up. >> is she still available? >> she is taunting you. martha is not bob's type. >> we try it one more time. did we circle back on that? >> yes, we did. conan o'brien, david letterman, and conan o'brien shared the late night spot. this is how they said good-bye. >> nbc will finally be able to show somebody okay with passing the torch. >> our friend, jay leno, 22 years as host of the tonight show. 22 years, that is remarkable.

congratulations on a wonderful run. and i'll tell you something, if i was jay leno and i was retiring you know what i would do? i would go out and buy myself a car. >> so to jay, thank you very much. he has been a great guy. we're going to miss him. >> all right, we'll give -- i don't know, david letterman -- has he completely lost it? letterman? >> he is tired. >> are there anymore predictable jokes? >> i think a lot of these jokes are recycled. if you get one good zinger in a night -- how come nobody is ever replacing letterman, why are they just trying to go for one seat? no, i'm serious, he is sitting there ruling the roost. and everybody else, says conan in the chair, then leno, then fallon in the chair. >> cbs doesn't play the game of having the late nights. but this is the longest 12 minutes in television. and i want to say that in regard

to a certain other host here, it is rather long, jay, and we've enjoyed it. but man, stop. >> you're done with it? we're done with it? >> i would say good-bye. >> we tied that up with a bone, stay good-bye. >> all right, you must stay with us because bob is going to make good on the super bowl bet he lost to me. he will settle it by wearing this little number here. this blouse -- >> give me a break. give me a break. >> this hot little number. >> are you kidding me? >> no way that will fit. you're going to look so good in that, bob. >> yeah, bob, you're going to look great in snake skin and cream, definitely your color. games begin with the newest event, slope style, very cool stuff. we'll show you. plus, did bob costas really hail comrade vlad as a peacemaker? coming up next. [ male announcer ] introducing new fast acting advil.

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all right, you like that? all right, the winter olympics are under way in sochi. the games go on until february 23rd. now, president obama wouldn't be there, but he talks about his relationship with vladimir putin. >> we tend to have pretty blunt conversations, the one thing i will give him credit for when we sit down to talk there is not a lot of beating around the bush. it is not all niceties. i tell him where i strongly disagree with him and he does the same. >> have a lot to say about that. all right, well, costas did a piece on putin, and sees him as a peacemaker. >> last year, he brokered a deal to get syria to give up its chemical weapons and help bring iran into the deal. >> all right, bob costas

apparently has a gigantic man crush on vladimir. that is how i see it. >> what is he doing? >> well, let me say first of all i am -- very, very, very big fan of bob costas -- >> you want to go to the -- >> no, remember when he did that thing about the nfl, about guns and i saw him then, he was upset with "the five" and upset with me because i said something about it. i talked to him at the train station, i said bob, it was a little shock to me you would be talking about guns at half time. this is sort of the same thing, this is a very complex issue here. i mean, what putin's role was in syria and the role was in iran, neither of which were probably very good, i just wish, i like him so much and admire him so much i wish he would do what he does best which is stick with sports. >> or do what they do at nbc, so

they have the olympics team -- that is writing the copy for somebody like bob costas to read from the teleprompter. and what they need to have is somebody from the political desk or the state department, the nbc reporter that covers the state department. because if bob costas is not going to be up to speed, the tragedy that happened in syria, somebody should be there to help him. and should just fax him, you know what? this does not exactly sound right. to bob costas, who is reading it, he is saying wait a minute, are you sure? yeah, we're going to call president putin a peacemaker? is that right? i just think they fell down on the job, the staff. >> so nbc hosting the olympics, bob costas works for nbc, they're doing everything they can to make it look less corrupt, less dangerous, more peaceful.

vladimir putin is a peacekeeper, he is playing the corporate game. i agree with you dana, when he reads that he has got to be thinking am i reading something i would be saying? the political arm of nbc says read this, i mean, there are terror threats, threats of the hotels falling apart. corruption. the issues with where they stand on gay marriage. they're trying to downplay all that stuff and make it look like peaceful, fun games. >> so yeah, is nbc some kind of russian propaganda network? >> there was also something said about the crackdown on gay rights so he didn't go completely in the bag with putin. however, costas opinions are not why you hire costas, and the only person who knows that is costas. and a bit about obama talking about russian exceptionalism, the same way he finds our world

silly, is that while he is making obama into his own nesting guy, putin is a bad guy who is good at it, obama is a bad guy who is good at it. >> and you thought he made that statement, i speak strongly to him. putin does not respect him. that is a fact. >> i have a feeling about bob costas, when he talks about guns is very heart felt. he wanted to take that opportunity. i agree with dana, somebody wrote this thing. if i could have sat down with bob and said, i read this, bob, this is not right. this guy has caused more troubles for us in eastern europe and threatened more eastern european countries, not to mention the fact he was one of the great modern mass murderers in the world. >> you know what? costas' eyeball was very red and droopy. it should be the official mascot. all right, let's take a

listen for this call. fantastic, a little slope style. but first, here is what bob costas has to say. and then we'll chat it out. >> i think the president of the ioc should be johnny knoxville. because basically this stuff is just jackass stuff and called olympic sports. >> you mean that in the best possible way. >> i mean it in the kindest possible way. >> do you have a man crush on him? >> i'm supposedly going to have to shave this off before the end of the weekend. but look, you see that sport right there? yeah, okay, so it is kind of like extreme games because young people like those kind of sports. it is not just down hill skiing, it is snow board iing, free styling. they're going after the young demo, i think it is actually smart to do that evolve with the demo. >> who is the jimmy fallon of nbc sports? because it seems to me there is

like the passing of the torch, maybe it should be in order for one of the olympic -- >> boy, you have it out for costas, don't you? >> no, i'm the one that told you to give him the advice at the train station, more pr advice, call me. >> more slope style is not so much a sport or is a showing off of technique. you're not racing against somebody, which is different. but i'm torn because it takes practice to do that. and anything that requires practice requires discipline. and if you can have people you know, understand the value of discipline it is a good thing. wow, that was serious. >> shaun white was supposed to do the slope style but on wednesday he said he had concerns about safety, and the ramp. >> i think it is funny that somebody who does that kind of tricks is actually afraid of safety. >> can i read into shaun's comments? i'm not going to win that so -- >> i had one -- because the

olympics, you can get sponsorships, but that is not where the money is. if he gets hurt on a course where he believes is not properly maintained and gets hurt then he won't make the money later. >> and going for the third straight gold in the half pike. >> and look, the only thing, it took away from my favorite sport which is the guys on cross country skis, take their guns and lay down. >> biathlon. >> i love it. >> directly ahead, republicans are not going to pursue immigration reform until president obama can be trusted. haha, never. you will hear from speaker boehner on that when we return. it is called an ad lib. [ male announcer ] e new new york is open.

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mass chaos in the commercial break, which we're not going to talk about. we're going to talk about this topic, a week ago the house republicans passed immigration reform, but yesterday, speaker boehner says they're not going to move forward until the president gains their trust. >> the american people, including many of my members, don't trust the reform to be implemented as it was intended to be. it is going to be difficult to move any immigration legislation until that changes. >> charles krauthammerer is somebody who believes they made the right decision. >> republicans are absolutely right to say that if you cannot trust the president to carry out the law faithfully, and he has not even carried out faithfully his own law, which he has amended 16 times and is now going to continue to amend, unilaterally and lawlessly, how do you expect him to carry out

faithfully a law in which he is going to have to compromise on enforcement. so it is absolutely right, this year, work on health care reform, win the senate and do it next year. >> it sounded like president obama was sending the cops to arrest charles krauthammerer, you could hear the sirens in the background. but even people you would not have expected to think it was a bad idea were all comes out telling john boehner, not just the members of congress, but all the pundits, saying this was not the right time. do you think it was the right time? >> listen, if comprehensive immigration reform should happen, it just should not happen right now. get through the next election, obamacare is a huge failure. hang that against every republican you're running against, win the senate and work on the other things later. by the way i'm not saying it should not happen. close the borders and increase legal immigration. but right now, go with your

winner, don't muddle the message. that should be the only focus. >> do you think they have a point, greg, the reason they say they're not going to move forward is that they don't trust the president once they pass the bill is that he wouldn't try to amend it with executive orders. and then they give a speech saying he plans to do just that. >> going back to what eric says, you don't give up your wallet to a mugger if you have the gun. they have the power, they don't have to do this. but in one way as the desire for the border, the combination on my gym lock is bigoted because it excludes other people from getting in. you can't have freedom without frontiers, and enhanced liberty. if you put absentee before enforcement. you can't collect a cover charge after everybody is in the party. >> that is so true. >> but bob, do you think they could maybe in congress just try

to hit a couple of singles, get on base, for example, do the -- i know we're going from football into baseball season so i thought i would help. >> do you see what i mean? >> like they could just do a few things rather than try to do a huge bill that america doesn't have the stomach for? >> listen, here is the problem that boehner had. he was smart enough to realize that republicans needed to do something on hispanics because they're getting absolutely clobbered at the voting booth. i'll tell you the reason he couldn't get this thing was his caucus wouldn't go along with it. we're listening to all of his pundits. you're right, i would do something, anything, the republicans are now going on three decades of being anti-hispanic. >> it is a view. >> yeah, but it is in the polling booth. >> but also it is about being comprehensive. you're talking about something that i think everybody is up

for. everybody has comprehensive pushed down their throat. it is another word for "you're screwed". >> when president bush tried to pass immigration reform in 2007 it was really -- well, everybody didn't play ball. but mostly the democrats made a political decision not to do it that year, bob, and that was a political decision in the wrong way. >> i agree with you, but when it goes back to 1986 when reagan did it -- so the amnesty bill, he was opposed by most republicans. it was not a bad bill, the problem is they didn'torce it among employers. that is where it goes back to. >> kimberly, what do you make of this? not the right decision, right time? >> call it like it is. grade the paper, f on obama care, why am i going to go ahead and reward you if i'm the american people or the senators and say go ahead and do immigration. quite frankly i have not been shown that you will do a good

job on other the issues preceding it. more jobs will be lost. so why will we just shove through immigration quickly without support and then have another big mess? >> that is because the part of you that is hispanic, you're a commonwealth, you can come here any time you want to. >> look at bob, look at the face, the face. >> you watch -- ufc fighting? >> yeah. >> if you have got a choke hold on the guy and he is about to go out, obamacare, don't look for another hold. god bless obamacare, if i'm obamacare, don't let anything get in the way of the election. >> who are you doing now? >> i'm doing jesse. >> because i thought you were doing democratic politicians who pretend to have a southern accent when they go to the polls. >> valentine's day, in just a week, rick has pointers for all the men out there on what to do for their honeys. >> well, that is what they wrote. >> you don't have to say what

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a new spot. avoid restaurants with valentine's day specials that require a coupon. love is different than getting your car washed. don't pick an unusually fancy joint, that reminds her of the mediocrity of your usual choices. if you go to mcdonald's go to a different mcdonald's. gifts should be worn, eaten or die in a vase, anything that sticks around is depressive. i speak of helium balloons or cats. as much as i would like to i'm not sending a card t -- to maria bartiromo. if they say they don't want

flowers, they want flowers. and don't forget mom or her allergies, get tulips, forget cactus, old people sit on them, sometimes they mind. finally, always have a plan b. if the night goes bad, have a twister mat at home. >> poor lou. >> i'm going to go to the guys first because it is harder for them. eric, do you do anything or do you wait until the last minute? >> no, i do stuff. in fact, i tried to get a reservation last week and they're booked for next week. >> olive garden? >> no, not the olive garden, the place that dana knows very well. >> which one? >> don't say it because -- if they didn't give you a reservation you shouldn't say it. >> i wouldn't say. >> bob, the two numbers -- >> >> one thing you said in the

monologue is very important, guys if you're out there and you're single, do nothing on valentine's day. nothing. because i'm telling you, they get on your back anyway about getting married. right? they want to dig at you. valentine's day you're giving them a free pass, don't do that. i'm telling you, it is a bad idea, watch the tube. go to a massage parlor, but do not go out with anybody on valentine's day. >> that is a strong statement, dana, what is the worst thing a guy should do? >> well, i'm a little older now. >> you're only 53. >> i don't want anybody to give me calories, so when you say gifts should be eaten or die in a vase -- no calories. >> i like calories, i know, but you're a blessed person. >> i think i have only seen this

whole box of chocolate. >> you have places to put those calories. >> but have to replenish. >> what is your most memorable gift? i'm sure it came with four wheels. >> okay, definitely, a couple of cars, jewelry, watches, one year i got a card with a cactus that said watch out for pricks. that is not a good gift. >> cactuses, that was very funny. >> so that was four of your husbands. >> i only had two husbands. >> did you ever expect a guy to propose on valentine's day? >> no, it all happens in mexico. don't they have valentine's day in mexico. >> whoever marries you again, i can only say one advice to them. prenuptial. >> i don't take anything --

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she loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 50 years ago today. >> yeah. >> the beatles arrived in america, john, paul, george and ringo landed here at jfk airport in 1964. rock and roll changed forever. first of all. i'm the only one old enough to remember this. >> that is a fact. >> sorry, jack, i will say this, do you agree that the beatles

changed music forever? >> me? worst band ever. the worst band ever. >> are you kidding me? >> led zeppelin, aerosmith, i been listening to this stuff for 50 years. >> did you ever listen to the white album? >> okay, there are a couple of songs, but that is it. >> that is sacrilege. >> i don't like them either. but i like elvis. >> i can't believe it. i'm sorry i did this segment. all right. greg, i'm sure you love them. >> to me, the beatles were not only the most successful at what they were doing, they were experimental, which was unusual. and the best thing about the beatles is they broke up. look how pathetic, that

aerosmith, they look like a gaggle of bridge ladies. u 2 is embarrassing as they get older. >> u2 is amazing. >> the old band member who was killed -- most of the guys are brain dead. >> i thought beatles is like my parents' band >> right >> a lot of people know the words to the song. >> it wasn't from my time, either >> i think it's oakridge boys. they stayed together. >> okay. i'd like to apologize to beatles fans for my colleagues here. >> would you consider beatles rock and role? >> of course, george harrison is an amazing guitarist. not crazy about lyrics >> they're very talented.

>> talented individual musicians i think rock and roll i think of more... >> poison? >> he likes hair bands. the blowouts. >> they took elvis presley was the first king of rock and roll he merged gospel with blues beatles came here, they changeed and got rid of the old stuff i liked. >> they were a transitional group. so there is a lot of music from the 70s i would include led zepplin. beatles went psychedelic and did weird std up by bands later. >> thank you, gregory. >> one more thing is next. >> yes. ♪

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underneath that? >> i didn't have time, that is why. >> what kind of hand bag would you wear with this? >> snake skin. >> quickly. tomorrow, it's been training last two weeks in a row. do us a favor, training at 11:30 we're going to talk battle of the os. barack obama, bill o'reilly. >> bad news nshg the world of crime pieting john morales, the actor who played mcgruff, mascot encouraging children not to trust people that are in trench coats raided his home, they found pot plants and a grenade launcher he took a bite out of crime and then kept it. >> is that that is not a joke? >> no. it's not a joke. nochlt it's real. >> are you sure?

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>> that is one heck of a week >> set your dvr so you never miss an episode of "the five ". be sure to be here on monday. >> you spilled the chocolate. the o'reilly factor is on, tonight. >> i know you standard the problem because you are a community organizer from chicago. i don't see the pressure from the federal government to go in and say this is wrong. this is killing futures of babies and children. >> did you notice i used the words community organizer in my question to the president? well, some say that was an insult. we will talk about it tonight. this really businesses pisses me off. accuse of minority casting. >> bare in mind i'm trying to keep up. >> here is