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hard to believe. >> i want to say my neck still hurts from djing, being like this all night. >> i was at the party. i don't know why you didn't put me in the front row. >> did you beat the music? >> not going to beat the music. >> tom, you were never outside. you were in the room behind the wall where that hole is. >> yeah. yeah. >> i was, i don't know what the hole was for. >> yeah. >> you kept sticking your eye in it, which was weird. >> one of the construction sites, you look through. >> waist high construction site. >>midgets. >> photo, you stick your -- >> you tried. good times for everybody. all right, let gait to's get to story. disgusting.

will a rapper put him in the crapper? george zimmerman will square off against dmx in a three-round fight at a time and place to beep disclosed next week. celebrity boxing pro momoter sa the rapper and father of 12, congratulations, chosen out of 50,000 people who replied to the challenge from trayvon martin's killer. zimmerman will donate to charity. dmx seems chill. telling tmz, i am going to beat the living [ bleep ] out of him. i am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure i [ bleep ] him up right. once i am done with him, i am going to whip my [ bleep ] out and [ bleep ] on him right in his mother [ bleep ] face. please beep that. i guess i don't know what chill means. take a look at the undercard.

>> watch this. it is all over. so tired of this. an dream yeah, i don't think dmx is that excited, zimmerman is dead? >> would hate to see when heap is riled up for a fight. he has come a long way from my boombox, in college, fighting george zimmerman. george zimmerman is really versatile. you know, i mean, fighting a black guy. whuf what a change? >> really mixing things up. >> better make sure he doesn't bring a gun. >> and shoot him. >> tom, okay, i love this whole giving up portion to charity thing. because the that somehow makes everything okay. >> give it to charity. thing is, isn't george zimmerman, zimmerman, already a -- a charity? isn't that what got him in trouble? >> not only that. exactly. but he made himself a charity. and he took all of this money in. he got in trouble for that. maybe he is, maybe that's it. maybe he is going to keep the money and pay his bills.

he thinks he is a charity. i've will go out on a limb saying this is not a good idea. >> thank you. any one who thinks it is a good idea. i would be willing to box them. a great match. >> yeah, yeah, like to see you in the ring. >> yeah. you wouldn't have a chance with perhaps a strong wind. >> that's why. willing to do it. nobody thinks this is a good idea. >> i will put it out there. >> i believe that too. what do you think in? the list of historically dumb. this has got to be up there? >> yeah. but also entertaining. >> yeah. >> what america loves. >> true. >> i -- i understand that he wants to get back in shape. is what he said. that he likes boxing for t tthe -- athleticism. but really he is just going to be crippled. fw there goes his health completely. if he is doing it for charity. what they should have done is auctioned off the spot to fight him. because i feel like they will get a lot more money. who wants to hit him the hardest. >> his wife would be the first

in line. wasn't he accused of beating her up twice. >> exactly. >> this is belter thtter than b up his wife, dmx. >> not going to be pretty. any advice for either of the guys. awe off advice for both. dmx, need to make sure that zimmerman goes off to a metal detector before he steps into the ring. never know where a gun could be hidden. for zimmerman, my advice its to lose. remember, he says he pulled his gun on trayvon martin, he felt his life was in danger. if he beats dmx in the ring, the defense falls apart. >> good point. >> hate to give him this much credit. an idiot. doesn't deserve it. maybe that is his strategy. get the crap beat out of him. i can't fight. i have to use a gun. >> not that smart. >> of when i think of him. i've don't think strategic. >> as dumb an idea as this is. i suspect dmx will beat the crap out of him. i have a feeling might be cathartic. >> people need to see it. >> great for his career.

when was the last time that you -- >> what if dmx shoots him. for everybody. awe thought would be interesting. you know what, zimmerman wants a reality show? heap is ki he is on par with octomom. in the weird world >> is this definitely happening or all talk here. >> lot of times we do stories that never happen. a fair question. >> if of a celebrity pro molter says it is happening -- promoter says it is happening it is happening. >> enough is enough. they stopped the flow of delicious yo, day 128 of -- ♪ ♪ russian government is blocking chobani yogurt from reaching sochi, the shipment doesn't have certification with the dairy situation getting dire, the

obama administration stepped in. senator chuck schumer commented "there is simply no time to waste in getting our olympic athlete a nutritious, delicious food." in troubling news, visitors to sochi say the sinks are spewing toxic yellow water. looks delicious. journalists especially have been tweeting about their hotel hardships. cnn producer who described his room as shambles. another hard to please reporter wrote, okay, so my hotel doesn't have ayet. stay strong, nerds. meanwhile, see how russia's security forces are preparing for the games. ♪ lalalalala >> i could hear that song for dates.

probably will. tom? >> at this point aren't weep just piling on the poor russians because they aren't as cool as the west. we are going, ha-ha, they don't have good toilets. >> this city, sochi. never heard of it until the olympics. >> no, i hadn't heard of it. >> let's get to the whining reporters. they are reporters. these athletes they're, they're, they have to compete. and these jerks are going over and writing about it. they can't sleep on a cot. stop complaining. when you go to a another country you should live like the local. if they have crappie hotels. stay in the crappy hotel. >> do you feel that way on tour? >> i don't love the nice hotels. i like a red roof, you know? >> way to slam the red roof. >> no, i like them. i like. >> you like the red roof. because nay suck. i love the red roof, the people there are very nice. they always have, free, free, pastry in a pack. you've know what, tom, i don't

want you to offend any more people. andrea. >> you need to know that is a urinal cake. >> the tart flavor, wakes me up every morning. andrea you claim to be greek. yet to see any proof. okay, what is the point is? this the worst greek yogurt? >> first you only put the story in tonight's show to piss me off. okay. very greekist. chobani means "good for your lady parts." no it doesn't. it means "gullible." >> i thaw that was true. >> female athletes are upset they can't get their yogurt. helpful in the olympic village where i hear it is the party. awe all. ti center of the university. >> chuck s skrchltchumer. guess there is a huge yogurt lobby empowering him on behalf of greek yogurt. don't think this is a big deal? do you? don't you think the yellow cake,

or yellow cake used to be a bigger issue. >> given the state of the toilets. athletes eating food that bind them. >> good point. >> yes. >> that made me thing of what i am going to eat tonight. joanne, you are ukrainian, at least physically. journalists have been complaining abut the shabby hotels. i don't know what it means. should they get over it? >> yes and no. the thing is the hotels shouldn't be shabby. they put in billions of dollars to make this, this sort of resort town. it should look like the next disney world. >> it should. >> there's no doors, no lightbulbs. it's not a third-world country. >> it's not. >> you know? this is a tourist attraction. it should be. a shame. >> it is a shame. your outrage is palpable. >> i'm going to go to the ukraine, back to my people. >> they deep serve it. don't you think they deserve it.

like holding olympics in karachi, pakistan. what do you expect? they're corrupt. going to use it for anything but putin's back waxing. >> an image. >> that will cost a lot of money. >> it will. then sell the hair on e-bay. >> andy, how i look at this. first want to ask you this question. my theory. shooting stray dogs. >> typo. they're shooting gay dogs. >> worse. >> russia, that's what they do. >> now that your skrojoke is ou way. russia, they need a few decade to get things together. i see them as your best friend who has been in jail for 20 years. just got out. you've went to pick him up. he was in jail for armed robbery. and he missed all the trends. he has been in the dark for a while. not used to gays. what's going on with the guys holding hand or political correct ngs. just too much stuff out there,

for russian brothers. they're getting trying to get their act together. >> the problem, they're not frying to get their act together. they're going the other way. >> which can happen when you got out of jail. >> ten years ago, it was much freer country. now it is going completely the other way. there are a couple of things with the hotels. i agree, the whiney journalist is annoying. sound like they're bad. not having walter ister is a pr. if water is destroyed. don't use on your face. contains something dangerous. why just on your face? why okay to use it on other parts of your body. i don't get that. >> water is often a weird color in a new building going through the pipes. >> the pipes. >> happens everywhere. >> in russia, even the nip hce hotels. don't use the water anywhere. >> true. true. every hotel anywhere they want you to use the bottled walter. in this case they dent want you to die. i suppose. >> there its one good thing

here. there its all these stories about how basically the minute you get off the plane all your computers are getting hacked. i think, richard engel said within minutes of arriving in sochi, he brought a security expert. two computers and cell phone were hacked. we all know that most journalists have the most incredibly bizarre sexual fetishes. this is a great way for them to get stuff, claim it wasn't really them. so they got to look at the bright side of this. stoch whi stop whining about the water and ordering the leather. >> true. good point. let's move on shall we. new york city mayor won't march in the st. patrick's day parade. he thinks i the rish airish are drunk garbage. lgbt, athe inclusion of the groups would dilute being irish.

the mayor disagraeis great, he allow city workers, firefighters and cops to take parent the festivities. gays should dress up bike cops and fire fighters. never, never, never. this is the only parade that i care about. >> so according to statistics one of the ducks is gay. >> aleast. >> rough life ahead of him. a lot of duck bullying going on these days. joanne, you worked as a bartender for many years until you gave notice last week. how awful is st. patrick's day? >> awful. i'm not irish. i hate parades and drunk people. but i love the color green. i am conflicted.

i hear you, you are wearing green right now. >> is that green? >> turquoise. >> i knew it was turquoise. >> all men are color blind. >> i thought only older women in comfortable shoes living in the midwest. >> new mexico. >> yes. >> wear turquoise. >> surprise. i'm a middle-aged woman from new mexico. you know, parade they happen p it is your choice to participate or not. i applaud our mayor for, sticking to, what he believes in. and i think that, these, these, city workers can decide if they want to participate or not. he said. up to them.andrea, early 90s. one gay group wasn't allowed in. and should they just, say, okay. come on in. you are irish.

i don't care who you are sleeping with. a news flash. the catholic church doesn't support gay marriage. every year they have this battle. every year they go after the politicians in new york. hillary clinton going to walk in the parade or not. and ironically, the new york mayor was the campaign manager, she would, wouldn't, sunny would, finally did. the ancient order need to let go of the policy. and, if they want to have gays march in the parade have them march in the parade. don't think that big of a deal. i hate to be on the, on one hand, on the other hand. but on the other hand. a parade about being irish. the gays have their parade. why can't the irish have their day. >> can't be the lbgt group. >> beirish. tom, i need your input? >> ironic, i marched in a lot of parade. an altar boy, boy scout.

fife and drum core. people would stand on the side and call me gay. you know? it's like, be out there with the flutes. they'd be like gay. >> was the flute made of metal or skin? >> flute. >> they call you gay for everything back then? >> true. that was a terrible way that people would use as shorthand to make fun of people. i condemn it. andy, quickly. >> yes. i thought you were going to ask me a question. >> no. not that gays aren't allowed to march in the parade. aren't allowed to carry banners or signs that i didn't tie them as gay. it is not a gay pride parade. irish pride parade. that's not the same thing as saying you can't march in the parade if you are gay. actually would be illegal these days. if the mayor disadisagrees, goor him. >> iffage in the fun posters. like aaron go braless. >> parade suck. off awe all parade. i am a paradist.

>> we don't need them anymore. >> we don't! the best parade everybody that marched toward this country because we are awesome. you know what i mean. that's the parade that mattered. they all came here. get rid of the divisiveness. ♪ god bless america ♪ land that i love

he said yes, but was less than impressed. a new survey reveals that one in five women are disappointed in their marriage proposal. the beggest >> he said yes but was less than impressed. the biggest complaint. engagement rings were too small or wasn't one at all. ungrateful wenches. dismayed if the man didn't get down on bended knee, failed to organize a special proposal or didn't ask for her parents permission. according to the survey. 13% were upset. 45% would contribute to the

cost. 98% wish the partner could morph into ryan. get in line. red eye relationship expert. beat boxing goat. that's not real. i don't think it could happen. lying know it cool. >> they got him to do something though. >> true. goats don't do a lot of things. they eat stuff. make great meals. in certain ethnic restaurants. andrea, i hate ostentatious proposals. people doing it and filming for you tube. those kind think never last. they should be simple. what do you think? >> depend on the girl.

depend on the girl. i agree. more about the show. more about the size of the ring. more about everything besides the fact that this man is asking you. to be his wife. you probably have a problem to start. >> think you do have a problem. >> if you think of the symbolism of the ring. a lot of girls miss. it is really the circle, right, never ending love. doesn't stop. doesn't begin. unbreakable. girls ignore that. they buy into how big is the ring? just be happy in today's world. that men are actually still marrying girls. instead of staying single. >> interesting thing. if you look at it strictly as a symbol like that. get prince albert. ha-ha. >> why i said that. a disgusting comment. >> i'll recover. >> yes. >> we know you are a gold digger. >> yes. >> can a diamond ever be too big? >> no. >> no. well i do have a tiny hand. so, you know. proportion wise.

can't be too large. purchasing a diamond is a huge commitment. the man is saying, i am ready to make that commitment on you. >> yes. >> if i were to buy you, greg, a car that you had to drive around for the rest of your life, would you be satisfied with the camry? >> no i've wouldn't. a good point. >> you are welcome. >> wow. cool if you try to put a camry on my finger though. i don't know, tom. >> good point comparing something that its useful to something that has the no use at all. great point. >> wow. >> saying the ring has no use. >> has no use. i agreen with joanne. a huge note you have to pay. get out there. >> buffer status. >> makes a guy thing. okay i really want to duo this. blow money on a looseless thing. >> useless? no, girls can use it to rub in their friend's any faces. my ring is bigger than yours.

isn't that what it is all about? >> i understand. guys know it is useless. the fact that they spend all this money. a good thing. just the kind of thing a guy needs to make up his mind. definitely sure i want to dupe this. >> that is the point. if you are thinking about price. that's not the woman. you have to think about like, will she say yes. not i don't want to spend this much. >> the woman being disappointed is also good. gets her ready for a lifetime of disappointment. every weekend the lump of a man sitting on the couch doing nothing. >> he tricked me with the ring. he tricked me. the ring was the best. the ring was at pthe apex. after that all the way down. an disgusts you more than institution of mare snij. >> honestly wouldn't have picked a story less relevant to my life. >> ha-ha. >> it might sneak up on you,

ayend. a -- andy. >> i have a couple questions. what percentage of the men end up disappointed with whom they propose to? i would like to know what percentage of the 21% of women disappointed by the proposal call themselves femfeminists. finally the ring is a symbol of ownership. i do not believe in owning other people except on twitter where i do it every day. >> ha-ha. >> you know what you are? you are three weeks away from joining a men's rights group. >> yes you, are, you are going to be there complaining how, women's haircuts are cheaper than men's. >> they do need a leader. >> they do need a leader. >> andy, just the one. you are jewish. >> do you think women any haircuts are cheaper than mens. >> i got it backwards. hate proposals in public. love it when women say no. i wonder how many times does a woman, misreading something, where she thinks he is breaking. she things he is proposing but breaks uh with her.

that's got to happen. >> legally blontd. >> opposite with me. my wife thought i was breaking up with her and proposed. >> because you have that face. many women thought you were going to propose. you end up dragging them through the woods and killing them. >> i was like this. lurch like. >> you gave her the heart of th. >> here is a lock of your own hair. >> i cut it off while you were sleeping last night. >> remember when you wok up ae u had the scar on your abdomen. here is your kidney. i have been carrying it around for a year. >> diamond encrusted now. >> a good gift. coming up. what's up with this creepy guy? he is wondering the same thing about. you stand behind what you say.

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>> that its a lot of pot. the pilot is putting on the mask, tom you. are a dad. do people bring their wives to the show? >> a family show, tom. >> i believe you, tom. i believe you. >> yes. strong father figure, right. he parties with his son. gets high. >> bieber is doing this because he thinks it makes him look -- cool. like, like, a kind of a, what do you call, you know wants to be kind of a gangster type or something. he was a teeny bopper. traditionally the way that you advance from teeny bopper to, to pop star is that you become kind of a bad dude and you start breaking, breaking the law as they say. >> yeah, yeah. not going to work for him. we are over that. seen it happen so many times. he should model himself after me. >> so true. truly radical. who is the radical in the room?

he is. should have changed your name. still time. after you get married. >> yes. celebrities being abusive to employee. how does that make you feel? >> i get so angry. with, whatever service industry people are in. you can always tell who never worked in the service industry. they're terrible to the people who are. i have no respect. i don't care how much money you have. who you are. did you not learn manners growing up? then with your father there? the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. if he is trying to be a bad boy, don't you not go with your

parents. >> is it step dad? step dad? >> no. real dad. >> his real dad. >> wow, exciting. sad. >> true, everybody here worked in the service sector except for you. >> waited tables. >> shined shoes. >> two days. >> i drove rental cars for budget. i bottled soda. >> where did you serve? >> btlottled soda. >> you lived so many lives. >> yes. >> my gosh. >> worked at the bottling factor. sorry i got off track. you have been saying for four years. justin bieber should get his butt kicked. could you be the problem? >> don't think so. i am with joanne. i didn't care about the pot all that much.

vape it, or if you are going to do it. being abusive off to the flight attendant. people rude to service industry people without cause should be drawn and quartered. >> celebrities you could treat everybody like crap why. don't you treat the people that, that are waiting on you better than everybody else. >> let them wait on me. go into the kitsch in machen ma. bartenders. grab a bottle. start drinking. >> why to you mess with the person who handles your food. not rocket. >> or your life. the pilot. >> if i were the pilot. you know what i would have done? i would have walked, said, said, there were two pilots. the pilot and flight attendant out wearing parachutes. walked over. go, we are out of here. [ bleep ] you. some good coming out of this.

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sunday. a good chance they didn't write them. the language was taken from an e-mail. that is awful. tom. i don't know where to begin here. >> an idea. >> i just hate pets now. i like pets. >> had an idea watching that horrible ad. so offensive these ad. if it were more like. a bunch of communists up there. being you must sign up. it would be more offensive. all this cutesiness. you know. i am wondering why don't right-wingers, come out and, instead of like putting money into ad or something. just pay the fine. like, tell people, if you don't sign up for this, we'll give you've the $95. that's what they should do. spread the $95 around the country. start a massive resistance. no one is signing up. >> how much would that be? >> cheap. give everyone $95. times what, times millions.

so what. it cost a lot of money. >> like, a genius idea. that's impossible. you are crazy. >> what do you make of the commercials. do you think the cats are being used? yes. i think that the women they're targeting are being used too. tom, your idea is pretty good. they should have an ad campaign where, you see the animals starving, you know look that. if you sign up, you won't have money for cat food you. won't be able to afford your pet examination. >> yeah. >> that will really scare women. as a woman, i am insulted. they think we are a bunch of idiots. if they can get women dependent on the government like everybody else they will have women for life. >> yeah, exactly. >> that's the plan. >> and their pets. jojo. >> and their pets. >> yeah. >> were you insulted by the commercial? they do think you sit at home

and eat yogurt and pet your cat do. >> my cat won't let me pet it. she hates me. >> a shame. off awe that is a whole another story. these ads are getting so ridiculous. worse than the limo commercials. you know. like the call the car with everyone singing and dancing. >> thoz ase are fun. >> that is a local commercial. people in california. >> of course, they have car services too. >> 666-66-66. >> i feel like. >> i love the ads personally. >> anyway, what was i saying? the commercial took away jobs from real people. why use pets? i sing. i dance. >> yeah, you doo. poorly. >> ha-ha. #. >> all right. >> yeah. >> andy. please don't bore me with statistics. >> i won't. apparently misread this whole thing. i thought the ad was aimed at

pets. that cats and dogs would sign up for health care. >> they don't have thumbs. >> misread the story. >> if something is a good product you. don't need pets to sell it. that's my point you. don't need cute things, or, or. >> coming from a show that is dependent on pet videos off to get half of their viewership. >> true, true. that is true. >> he is right. all right. so tomorrow, starting tomorrow, thank you, tom, no more pets. >> don't blame me. i like the pet videos. [ laughter ] awe you like them? my kids love them. we watch red eye, fast forward to the talking and to the pets. >> you don't have a family. or a tv you. live some where in the building. >> i believe you have a family. but they're all stuffed. >> i'm bringing them next time. >> sleep on the couch next to

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all right. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" we've got liz mcdonald. and oh, god, sherrod small. >> yeah. all right. >> is it art? or my creepy cousin, carl? wesley college has an unwelcome

visitor. life like statue called sleep walker part of an art exhibit at the campus museum, some are asking to have the mannequin removed. claiming it's become a source of apprehension and fear. administrators say art is meant to promote dialogue. for now it will say hash tag under pants guy, which was mine for a while because of that accident on the train. would he have one be happier if it were a woman in a bra? >> if it were, they would take ate way right way. a guy in under pants is funny. >> it is funny. >> it's creepy. but i don't understand why people are deciding this is disrupting campus life and they're terrified it's funny i'm more nervous for motorists

driving by might stop and call the police there is someone on the women campus going to attack. i don't know >> seems disoriented hospital patient who just left without a robe. >> looks like walking dead, but not dead. >> yes. i am oddly aroused by this because it was created in your likeness >> i'm creeped out by it and i was preparing to tell these wesleyins to get over it but i hadn't looked at the picture. now, i see it's it's ridiculous and creepy. they should take it off campus i'm sexually offended by this man >> wait a minute it's an old new england guy working on a play.

his clothes aren't done yet. >> it's a revolutionary war.. >> i think you solved another mystery, columbo? >> andrea? too weird to be art? >> i think it's weird an all girls school is offended by a man in his under pants. i didn't like he was in tighty whiteys. it's very 1980s, reminds me of my older brother when i yoused to do laundry. it's a metaphor for america. a slumpy guy in an all female world. doesn't it look just like jim norton? side by side? >> yes. true. >> right. >> you know what? jim is creepier. he has a molester stair going. as i look

at it, it's behind me when i am looking. i keep looking behind me. but i know he's watching me, andy? >> yes >> you said time and time again art and art education disgusts you. should we do away with museums? >> if it is making students uncomfortable it should be removed. if one person is offended then, in my opinion the artist has failed. in my opinion this is not art, it is jim norton he framed himself to remain very, very still, he is going around to girls' colleges and standing around in his under wear. it's jim doing performance art and it's beautiful. >> if that was on my campus that

statue would be in my dorm room. >> i hope they didn't pay for that. >> i think they did. >> that does it for me, i'm greg gutfeld. bye bye. not much, you k except it's 2 peent every year. not much, you k go to e*trade and find out how much our advice and guidance costs. spoiler alert. it's low. it's guidance on your terms not ours. e*trade. less for us, more for you.

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