chevron just north of san jose. the winner still hasn't come forward. that's tonight's speed read. thanks for being with us tonight. good night. make sure to go to gretawired.com. tell us what you thought about tonight's show. good night from tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." is the highly advanced north korean air force planning to attack europe? we will show you what they are sending against the aerial assault. and how does the president feel about forgetting to tell his friends to pre order "not cool." >> that's something i regret. that's on me. >> and space heaters. useful winter time appliance or dangerous stealth weapon with crippling nerve gas. none of these stories on "red eye." gill and now let's welcome our guests. she will steal your heart and leave you dyeing in a bloody pool on the floor. tv's andy levy is off and

filling in is buck sexton and now host of the new show "real news investigates" and also on blaze tv. fyi, a family of little people live in his hair. look at that. it is huge. and it is gavin -- what are you dismog gavin mcginnis. it is the brotherhood of the traveling rant and it is available on netflix. he spells his name with z, not an s because that's how he rolls. it is lou daabz. it is on fox business network. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, they are starting a union. the party is over. >> dream on. should we be frank about

crank? it is day 79 of -- a new study claims the harmful effects of methamphetamine use has been greatly exaggerated as they report a brain chemist at columbia makes the case far from the, quote, most dangerous drug in america. the drug has never been very popular and it is not addictive as commonly portrayed. the research argues that it creates an over reaction on people with little or no benefits. the drug has been known to give users super human power as this video shows.

>> wow. >> we are sure the squirrel is fine. dead. lou, you have been saying this to me for years in the hallway. we need to rethink meth. you have been saying this to me. >> i haven't said it since "breaking bad" ended and i was surprised about the report because it didn't give reference to" breaking bad." i am a little sprishes when people tell you -- suspicious when people tell you meth is not the deadliest drug and then don't say which is. i am a little disappointed in the report. >> the point is the fact -- the more you play it up, the worse it actually is. people know about it. is that the point? >> one of the reasons might be that it is giving anphetamines a bad name and there is big money in anphetamines.

everybody is on add -- add roll. when you get the bottle it says anphetamine on it. what this is is the whole meth problem which i agree is not an issue and it is proof that we should legalize drugs. when you look at the faces of meth when they show the mug shots over time and the mangled, long teeth, that's what happens when it is illegal. you look at the faces of meth which is basically everybody successful in new york city. hi, i'm roger and i'm an other than. i'm on anphetamines. i am on illegal anphetamines and i use a lot of stuff to cut it with. i am not successful. >> you can argue the successful faces of meth are successful to begin with and they candies palestinian themselves with drugs where people on illegal meth are just completely out of control. >> the same as the gun control law. right now there is a system where only bad guys can get

drugs. when you make it illegal only the idiot criminals can do it. they made speed legal. same with oxycontin. that is heroin. it is the same drug, but great. >> thank you for that. i think you will be doing a more you know commercial. you have personal experiences with meth. how are you able to escape the clutches of addiction? >> my memwior is coming out. you will have to wait until then. we are a fear-based society. everyone is always trying to scare us. we use scare tam particulars as uh -- scare tactics as opposed to educating about these drugs. i don't know if it is as terrible as they are making it out to seem. >> what a diplomatic way of going out to buy some. >> i don't have any stake in this. >> maybe one day you will. why does meth get a bum wrap?

have you ever had meth in your shag wagon? >> the shag wagon may or may not have been a distributor of all kinds of party favors, greg. can't get into that. i am not sure of the statute out of limitations. there are perceptions that are built over time. the meth thing is clearly a campaign. for example, a campaign overhyped. >> you are like the fourth picture in a seven-particular pure think. >> the before and the after. >> everyone thinks of that or a guy with one tooth and one string. a drug where you don't have to convince people it is bad because it rots away flesh. most drug addicts even want the flesh on their arms. >> we just exposed it? >> crocodil causes problems

because it is bad in the sense that is it is not clean. >> they make it into an epidemic and invent these cases. meanwhile it is a dozen idiots. >> there is a difference between an epidemic and doing terrible things if you take it, right? i hope? >> are you worried? >> i like the idea that there is -- i don't know that much about your audience, but there is an apparent default here. we are going to do drugs. let's decide which is the least deadly. >> you don't think you are right. that's the way i look at the world. the world is filled with pain, and the only way people deal with pain is through alcohol, drugs, whatever substance they find. there is nothing wrong with that. that's what you do. that's what human beings do. why do you make it harder to find the drugs they need to make them feel better. >> this is the problem with republicans. medicare, let's debate medicare. we are already paying for it.

it is the same thing with these drugs. we are already doing anphetamines. we are already doing heroin. >> "rid --" red eye" is eradicating fear and eliminating anxiety. >> and morality. >> the drug substances, there is no morale argument. if you allow them to understand what the substance is you eliminate the risk. people overdose because they don't know what they are taking. >> that's why you have the clean needle program. it is legal, big deal. the world did not crumble. it is going to happen in this country across the board. >> there is no national meth dealers association to combat -- >> yes there is. it is called pfizer. >> true. enough out of you. is having a wife an

alternative life. it is day 6gajillion of -- david weis won the gold medal on tuesday and the fine folks at nbc think they know why. he is a pie cease. actually the headlines reads "david wies' alternative lifestyle leads to olympic gold. is he a polygamist or does he worship a sheep in his backyard? turns out his alternative lifestyle is having a wife. and a kid. it is at the tender age of 23. he says, quote, the fact i i have a little girl to take care of and a wife takes the pressure off my skiing. first, i have to be a husband and father. speaking of alternative lifestyles.

>> >> foxes are basically really cool dogs. they are like foxes that say i don't need to live with you. i don't need to be in your home. i can go out on my own. >> we should do a fox news segment. i want to ask you because you have a wife and kids. you have three kids. this guy claims this is an amazing life, but it makes it easier for him to ski. is your life easier? >> no, i feel the opposite. i tell people if you want to get rich get married and have

kids. the pressure is on. you can't get fired or people die. they star of to death. you hustle when you have kids. if i get a gold, i am going to have a private school for the kids and everybody is happier. you are just chilling out? i don't get it. >> my old boss said he would only hire married people with kids because he knew they would absolutely crumble if they got fired, so they would work their asses off. somehow i got through that and he fired me three times. is nbc saluting this saying it is rare and pretending it is an alternative lifestyle? >> i think in their mind. those producers see it as anal 10ive it lifestyle. let's be honest where there is a halfpipe, it is. that is a rowdy bunch. >> he is crazy for being married. he could have a woman at every pipe, so to speak. no? >> whoa, whoa.

>> is that a drug reference? >> what is going on on? am i at a wolf convention? >> did being a mother of 4 i will legitimate children from six dads make it easier to compete in pageants? >> it did. they hand sewed all of the bead work to my gown. you can save a lot on labor which is great. i understand the whole being a dad and the kid and the pressure is on. however, he means he has the gold waiting for him at home so he does president feel the pressure to win it because it gives him perspective in life. >> that's what it is. it is context. if you have the gold at home, you don't need the gold out there. >> i would like to speak for the single community. >> i don't think you should. those of us who don't have to hunt for hour food they say

you got the bronze, that's okay. i see it differently. if you don't have somebody at home to rub you feet by the fire and make you dinner you are trying to get at that place. >> you think that's what a relationship is? i ain't rubbing no feet. >> you would rub somebody's feet if they were the right feet. >> have i actually ribbed my own -- i have actually rubbed my own feet before. is that sad? >> that's pretty bad. >> rub her own feet. >> i was like, that feels good. >> that is one step from hugging yourself. >> motivation. >> there is no motivation like keeping your children alive. sorry. i know you like foot rubs and getting laid i have lives that will end if i get fired. >> you know -- >> i was curious i have been married awhile and i want to hear more about the foot rub.

>> lou, you have been successful for quite awhile. the advice a friend gave me was the reason why you should get married is so you can focus. as a single guy you do not focus because you are more interested in going out and getting lucky. once you got stress out of the way, now i am going to go do great stuff. >> i think there is a misnomer that once you get the ring on on the finger -- >> i married a woman because i found her immensely attractive and wonderful jie. i am not saying that can't be part of the deal. >> that's awful. >> but it is not a done deal. >> you have to keep courting your wife. it is not like you can relax and get foot rubs. i am always trying to get out of the dog house. i am always courting. >> look at the lovely jewelry he wears. >> i love the folks who say marriage is a job. i have never understood that.

>> spend some time with my wife, buddy. it is a blue collar job and no union. >> your wife is a lovely woman. >> she is a nightmare. >> she is a lovely nightmare. >> i guess. maybe if she stays on her good side. >> we won't get into specifics. >> she is an indian. the nice ones are all extinct. >> the only american ippedden whys -- indians left are a nightmare. >> i am not going to go further. >> i can't get anything past her. she won't sign any documents. >> oh my god, help me. let's talk about something else. sorry, lou. at least they are up front with who bears the brunt. it is time for our latest edition of --

>> a trend at an l.a. restaurant is adding a 3% surcharge thanks to obamacare. they say it will keep workers on a full time schedule and covered with health insurance. said one, if this allows people to have health care who cooperate have it before, it is a good thing. another complained on yelp if my company put an additional 3% our customers would throw a fit. it is the business' responsibility to take care of this and they hospital have to participate in this unamerican socialist bs. let's check in with sleepy mier cat.

>> about have of our viewers right now are saying i can stay up until 4:00 -- have i to go quick. they are yelling at me. i think they are being honest. they are telling you where the money is going. >> i don't even know why they bothered with the 3%. why go along with it? just do it. it is very effective i think. >> at least then the patrons will know they paid extra because of the person they voted for and not the restaurant. >> it is a good thing because people should know -- they should pay for their social etch long and hard and if you are talking about pet therapists you may not be able

to do, and then you should know you are paying for that. people don't understand the economics of this and they can pass it on on in other ways. at least they say thank you for the socialism. >> that's my point. they could have passed it along. joanne, you work in the service industry and i mean a restaurant. will people leave a smaller at this .? >> probably. it should be great for the employees on all counts. unfortunately not. my only issue is i am already paying for your health care. why do i have to pay it on my bill? >> that means don't go to the restaurant. you punish the restaurant. >> this is an example of why l.a. is different from new york. if this is a new york a guy will be in his under wear yelling [bleep].

in l.a. it is to promote obama. we all have to do our part and yes, i am happy to pay. same deal, different philosophy. >> i don't even mind that we have to spend half an hour to blur out a finger. coming up, bicycles, a fun way to travel or satan's chariot. is a child kidnapping experiment a good idea? i have been huffing paint thinner all night.

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put on the spot? a guy wanted to see how people would react when approached by a kid claiming he had been kidnapped. he did the hidden camera spear meant hoping to show real life super heros in action. let's watch fans of watching. >> this man in a jacket, he tried to get me -- this man in the jacket tried to get me and then he tried to put me in his car. >> where? >> again? he just ran away from me. he has been doing that all day. what did he tell you? >> he said a guy tried to put him in the car. >> jimmy? really? do you want me to ground you from xbox? >> sorry about that. >> we are going to get ice cream right now. you can't keep doing that. >> jimmy is an annoying kid. they called the result heartbreaking. some citizens were more helpful. >> he won't stop chasing me.

>> that's my son. sorry about that. >> that's my son. >> no, he is saying you are not his father. >> he's not my father. >> he is grounded and got mad i wouldn't let him play xbox. timmy, come home. >> hold on. >> what are you going to do -- where are you going? >> all right i'm going to go to you first, buck. this seems to me to be great news for child abductors like yourself. >> no, look, the truth of the set up here is that they should have done it in different places all-around the country, right? they should have absolutely gone to texas and had people be like what is going on there? i got my piece here. you will leave that little person alone. in seattle they will say can we have a talk about this? move it around the country. >> it woulds an advocacy for

second amendment rights. lou, i have a feeling this will make it easier to take kids because everyone will just assume that you are doing it for a youtube video. >> i don't know what the result will be the next time, but the fact is this guy was so creepy. i don'ti don't know if you told people these real name, but he looked the part. i'm surprised more people didn't punch his lights out. >> i assume experiments like this are not useful. >> i don't know the conditions. it doesn't look like a controlled spearment. i am not kidding. the first where the woman didn't do anything, the little boy didn't say anything. the second one he kept talking. i think people over call the police especially liberals in, no. they have a way they say it too. they could be at a festival talking about how disgusting the cops are and police! it

is the second sill labelle. hold them, stay down. i said let him go. no, we need an ambulance. >> this happens to you a lot? >> i had to save a bum -- he doesn't want to go to the ambulance. he said i am a drunk and he waddled off. >> and then what time did your dad get home? >> that's actually how i met my dad. i hadn't seen him in 30 years. >> joanne, you hate children. especially needy ones. i guess we know how you would react to this. >> especially because i am a woman living in the city, i don't make eye contact with anyone. anyone that comes up to me will make me sign up for something and i waive them off. it really does matter where in the country this is happening. i think for the most part we try to distance ourselves from

people. that's our society today. i am surprised we did see an instance where somebody was helpful. >> they do these shows and abc did them where -- whoa, there is my pen. how would you react? >> your limit, your threshold. >> the pepper spray lady can get arrested for that. this kid didn't tell us you are his dad. >> exactly. >> remember they sent the muslims to nascar hoping they would get attacked and everybody said hey, how is it going? i was upstate and there was a black man at the counter and a rich white guy. he says we are gonna -- he was playing bingo and he said brian, i didn't know that was you. what is wrong with your voice? >> i have laren. -- lorengitis.

i said why are you all so friendly here on earth. >> always an interesting moment with gavin's life. coming up, justin timberlake on fallen, not here. we urn urn ited him down because he bores -- we turned him down because he bores us. and it is going down in russia. it is a long flight.

turns out you need a selfie to find your match. you can set which words or phrases correlate with high numbers of responses. for instance mentioning yoga or surfing will net potential mates. and they refer to women as women. a woman's ad will do better if she calls herself a girl. and nothing is sexier than good grammar. they will have more contacts by a third. and if you are a scrabble

champion you will be beating them off with sticks. you met your latest boyfriend on the web, oh fat steve. they say using the word whom is important. is that as important as they say? >> i don't like whom. he calls me mamasita. i like to be degraded. >> what about jobs? what the guy does for a living? >> i didn't know what that meant. i think jobs are important. it is more about how much money you make than what you actually do. that's the thing. it is the grammar with manors -- manners and passion and all of these things combined. to say one thing elicits a

certain result it is a combination. with a name like yours i am assuming everything on the net is a big liar balk it is buck sexton. you are already in a disadvantage. people are like, what is your real name? and then it is you don't pull anything out of your pocket. you keep that nonsense to yourself. being a pretentious wind bag will help chicks. that will help us all out. >> i don't know. >> you know, we are hovering around a 50. are you relieved that we didn't have these methods? >> if i would have had anymore

weapons at my disposal, walking into a single bar would have been incredible. whom would have thought? by the way, i still don't understand the instructions. >> no one does. >> on the whom guide book. >> there are some instructions like you never want to say this is the nonsense up with which i shall not put. you say i am not going to put up with this. so people need to chill out on the grammar nazi stuff. >> gavin you go on dating websites and pose as a female 18-year-old swimsuit model. i have no idea why. >> i had so much game back in the day it is unbelievable. >> and now they are aliens. >> i can't have sex with them so for the first time ever women are human beings. i haven't spoken to them yet and it is like, do you like music? would you like bacon? i don't know what to say anymore. the kids today, have you seen this tinder thing going through faces going nope, nope, yep, yep and a thousand

women a minute. i am going yes, yes, we could work something out, yes, sure, have a few beers, yep, yep. what a life they have. >> it has changed. it is probably better. >> maybe we wouldn't be married if we had these weapons at our disposal. >> and we wouldn't have our wonderful wives. >> it has ruined it. >> we are old now. we are talking like old people. next topic, last week a study revealed more and more think of uh volume gee as -- astrology as a science. only 37% of republicans look to the stars. that's a difference of some number. for a refresher on what astrology is, let's play the "red eye" video again. >> astrology is the branch of science concerned with how the universe works. it is one of the oldest academic disciplines along with math, chemistry and biology. new ideas explain the

fundamental mechanisms and opening new avenues of research and other areas. isaac newton is often called the father of astrology. the horosyopes -- horoscopes mean not a fake science. they love astrology more than republicans. does that say it is a sham? everything is a lie? the world is flat? >> for the democrats, but not for the conservatives for their investment in science. i am excited to learn how committed the democrats are to astrology the. >> there is the argument and it is the reason they don't like astrology because it competes with religion. >> it has a little more to do with the fact that republicans are men and democrats are

women. >> it is true. >> you are letting him get away with that a? no way. that is so unfair. it is 50% male and 50% female. >> i am getting lit up like a christmas tree over here and he is saying women can't do science. >> i am talking about 3.5 billion people and i noticed a pattern. >> there are plenty of exceptions to the rule. >> and then i read my hour row scope. were we talking about more than that? >> gavin -- i don't know where i am. >> i am totally open minded. i can talk to the worst racist -- i cooperate talk to a pedophile, but i can deal with just about anything, but as soon as astrology comes out of a mouth -- raw sage tear yous, i go -- i exit, cross the street.

>> it is fun. >> it should be fun, but it is studies like this that are ruining the fun of it. you take what you like and leave -- it is like a buffet. you don't want the horoscope for today, leave it behind. >> so women are kidding? they don't really believe it? i can handle it if it is a joke. but if they really believe the stars were aligned on the bay were you born that's [bleep]. >> you use astrology to pick up women, don't you? >> i plead the fifth amendment. >> he asked me what my sign was earlier. >> you hoomed me. if you walk into a store with wind chimes and there is a guy with insense going on, 99% the guy voted for barack obama and that's all you need to know. >> i do enjoy a good we gee

board. >> i don't think that is astrology. >> it is bs. >> it is under the science of bs. everybody did ouija boards growing up. >> i am still rocking. this is jimmy hendrix. >> it was fun. >> time to take a break. don't leave yet. we have two more stories. and i have a book coming out on march 18th. this is the bus i'm going from town to town in. although the website is wrong. it is g gutfeld.com. i will be in 31 cities and here is a look at some of them. i hope you are writing it down at home. >> you will never see it again. there are going to be celebrities in every city. in every city. there will be bruce willis and

kevin costner, lady gaga. go to g gutfeld.com for the entire schedule to see where i am going to be. yeah, there you go. cool.

should their cause put the game on pause? they have been in sochi protesting the olympics and vladimir pow tin. members -- putin. members were attacked by horse whips as they tried to perform under an olympic sign. the punk band has called for a boycott of the winter games. it is a little late. they argued russia's leader exceeded his authority and restricting human rights. on thursday the group released a new music video called

"putin will teach you how to love the mother land." ♪ >> well, anyway, buck, is what they are doing good or are they just out for themselves? if they are out for themselves does it matter because they are doing good? >> yes. >> there you go. >> no, i think what they are doing -- anything that show what's a bully putin is is worth it. the guys with the whip, i feel that is the first time they tried those things out. there is no way that is standard operating procedure for whatever these guys are. that's the weirdest thing i have ever seen. >> it is not a pretty sight. it is bizarre.

it is absolutely crazy. >> they did just get out of jail. >> this is a successful thing because it is all over the world now. gavin, should they use the olympics as a political platform? >> why not? terrorists do. those whip things -- when did we move to billy clubs? the year 300? i have been a western chauvinist. when you look at another culture you say you suck. that is midevil. >> it is actually truly midevil. >> it is literally midevil. >> joanne, whipping seems weird. do you think they fulfilled their mission because getting these guys to attack them now they show how reprehensible putin is.

>> they knew going there that would happen to them. so to believe in something so strongly, i don't care what you are standing up for. to have that conviction and know you will be brutally attacked for it, i think it is a good thing. st's good for us to see -- it is good for us to see even though i am watching it. we get so lax with our freedom. we forget that people in other countries don't have as many of the rights we do. >> that's a good point. isn't this something we should be using against putin? he is talking about the united states and nhouldn't this be something we get behind? >> i don't think we can use it. this president doesn't know how to use the apparatus that is the government itself. it is a complicated scene we just watched there. we are watching horse whips. those have to be awfully big horse whips. they have ski masks and they jump up and down.

it does not translate. secondly -- that would be thirdly, what the heck is the cause? putin is who he is. he has been in power 15 years and now we discover he is an author authoritarian? my god. >> you are right on that one. i didn't like them because of the fact that the stunts seem pointless. >> the cathedral? >> having sex in the museum, disrupting the cathedral. then i realize that's the point. they are ridiculous and they are stupid, but that should be legal. it doesn't matter if you hate them. you are supposed to be allowed to do that. >> and that's what young people are for. they are not sophisticated, so we don't want them to get into the nuances of what is wrong. stir up the dirt and see what people have. when you said what should we do?

abolish wall street? probably shouldn't get into that. they were showing there was civil unrest and obama was making people unhappy. jumping up and down with silly hats on showed us how tyrannical russia is. >> they are doing a good thing. >> you persuaded me into the opposite. gavin has bought into this whole thing. it is not entirely pointless. >> he is still a dictator. >> i think i coined that phrase. >> it was michelle mulkin in the year 1846. >> have a comment on the show? e-mail us. >> that's impossible unless she is a goat jie. she is a vampire. >> she is a lovely lady. >> she is a lovely vampire. >> you're weird. have a video of your animal doing something?

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actually on the next "red eye" sonny johnson who is hilarious and apalo who is hilarious. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> it's awful, but is it lawful? revenge porn seems to be okay in ny. a brooklyn man who posted nude pictures of his ex-girlfriend on twitter won't face consequences. while reprehensible it does not violate any of the statute its for which he is charged. he will skate because he didn't send the pictures to his exso it is not harassment. he didn't obtain them illegally and a subscription like twitter doesn't count as public display. lou, what is wrong with this generation or what is right? >> i understand everything up to the part where twitter is a public display. i don't get that at all.

and revenge porn with a nude picture? something is redundant here. but it doesn't seem as though there was sexual activity and it is hard to imagine that being porn or am i asking too much? >> i think there is something wrong. revenge porn was an alternative name. what do you make of this? >> it is reprehensible. i think you could have a defamation lawsuit. i am somebody who thinks i am anti-first amendment where we should make this stuff illegal. it is very harmful. >> i think it is wrong too. there should be a website where people who do this are outed. >> no one would go to it. if you put revenge porn in there -- >> here are the people who post revenge porn. >> revenge porn has been cured with snap chat where you send

a nude picture and then dies before you could take a picture. if you try, they record that and it was almost inavailable. facebook offered the guy $4 billion and he goes, no. what? >> the disappearing of the photos though, they don't actually disappear. >> oh yeah, everyone who sent the naked snap chat they are all on a server. >> do you have pictures you worry about? >> no. >> you look good in them so it is good advertising. >> he is promoting her future career. this is opening doors for her. she needs to own it. >> i like how you did that there. anyway, all right, well i learned something there. i have no opinions on this except -- i don't know. i think it is wrong. >> of course it is wrong. you hope your exhas more

decency . >> they do bad things. that's what they do. >> hell hath no fury like the other side. >> not that i know that that's never happened to me, america. we have to go. thanks, guys.

>> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with kimberly kimberly guilfoyle and eric bolling, bob beckel and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." the situation in ukraine takes a turn for the worse after a truce between the government and opposition leaders falls apart. at least 70 people are now dead and hundreds hurt as the government continues its crackdown on protesters. today the european union voted to impose sanctions on sume ukranian officials responsible for the violence. yesterday president obama threatened consequences, but john bolton doesn't think his words amount to much. >> he calls on the government not to resort to violence, and then in the next sentenc