i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." the final hours of the sochi olympics have been mired in controversy. some are saying last night's figure skating competition was fixed by the russians. in fact, the russian skater stumbled and still won the gold. meanwhile, the uranian south korean leader put up a seemingly perfect routine and dropped to silver. they're not happy. >> i think that the system is too opaque.

it's not clear enough to the audience and it needs to become more fan friendly so we can get a wider fan base. we need to get rid of the anonymous judging. >> right now, the jublgs are members of the country's delegation. already, it feels a little compromised. >> truth be told, last night scoring the competition, a ruz judge and a ukrainian judge, the ukrainian has been caught fixing scores in the past, and the russian judge happens to be married to a member of the russian figure skating federation. >> this is my favorite joke, kind of one of the only jokes i know to be conversational. and i say, oh, yeah, really? was the russian judge scoring that? i even know this from like years ago. so when you hear something like this, it's so bad. it's so obvious, but i mean, come on. >> come on. bob, did you watch? >> i did watch it, and it's not the first time a figure skater has been screwed, i can tell you that. by the russians. sorry. i didn't mean it that way. >> yeah, you did.

>> i didn't. see, immediately go into the tank thinking i'm going some place in a dirty world. i'm not. can i get back to this? the fact is they don't have a federation to oversee the judges. it's very random the way they pick them. and the idea that these guys, i saw these routines. and the russian fell down almost. i mean, she's a dog. so -- >> it's not based on looks, bob. >> i mean, that was a dog performance. but the south korean woman was brilliant. >> she was. she had a flawless routine. dana, what about pulling the country that is involved, pulling that judge out just for that, scoring that person's routine? russian judge doesn't score that one? >> i don't know how many figure skating judges there are in the world. i would imagine it's probably, you know, there's not a high supply and demand situation going on, and i know in the united states, the judges, when

they get certified, they have done a ton of effort, lots of studying, testing. they have to wait years before they get the privilege of doing it. maybe going to a federated system makes sense, but i don't know if that would be true for other olympic sports like gymnastics. >> vladimir putin was in the stands kind of like this, watching over the russian judge and ukrainian, going, what is going on in the ukraine right now. >> that's just a mere coincidence. as a person who was married to a russian woman, i can safely say. >> aren't you still married? >> yes, we are, i think. as long as i say that the russian deserved the medal, which i clearly believe. >> come on. >> look, i want to make a point here. we've got corrupt russian judges. we've got a terrible economy. we've got worldwide strife. we've got a jimmy carter soul mate in the white house. this truly is the 1970s. all that's missing are the lava lamps, the flares jeans, the mood rings and my back acne and

it would be fully complete. >> by the way, they go to the tank for your old lady for that. >> then don't have events that involve judging. have a criteria where you have to be first or score the most points. would you go and watch figure skating anywhere else? do you know where to watch it? i dont. whe are there teams? >> they don't have it. >> don't have it? >> don't have it. >> exactly. >> how come they don't knowby other judges that have been accused and found gaement of fixing scores? that's who is judging the olympics? >> great point. you're not allowed to judge the olympics if you get caught. >> the president, come on, people, that's a little obvious. >> like politics. >> it always seems to come back to the eastern european bloc and the russians. >> don't forget the chinese. >> that goes without saying. >> but you will say it.

>> we'll talk about it later. >> what appears to be a wolf walking through the halls of the athletes dorm in sochi, watch. >> all right, cool video, right? the media ate it up. listen. >> check out what kate hansen shared on twitter. >> it shows a large canine casually walk past her room. >> a wolf in the hallway, and i'm not talking blitzer. >> outside her room in the olympic village. >> be glad you're not in this hallway. >> they have since gotten it out of there. there's stray dog problem. maybe they also have a stray wolf problem. >> the media bought it like a line and sinker, but check out the real story before the wolf. >> that was not a russian wolf.

that was an american wolf, and i know this because the wolf is backstage right now. we shot the video. and kate hansen posted it for us from her account. and a media frenzy was born. >> so greg, it was great, right? >> great. >> how does the media buy it? >> everyone bought that. >> you know, kimmel performs a valuable service because, let's face t we're all on this planet to fill a bucket. we get up in the morning, look at "the five," we have to fill the five bucket. they don't have time. we will one day fall for this. >> agree. >> we don't want to gloat. >> i fell for it. >> you did? >> oh, yeah. but thank god i was stopped because i was -- it was going to be my "one more thing," cool wolf video. it's fake. >> it looked like putin, putin in drag. >> he always has a bare chest. i don't know.

i don't want toknow. i don't want to get that close. >> do we point the finger at the media for biting on it? i mean -- >> yeah. >> how about making a phone call? >> it fell into the narrative that sochi is a night mire and these stray dogs. it was easy to buy into. they didn't make it a perfect tape. they had it look like it was a cell phone. people buy into it very easily. we're suckers. >> what do you think? >> i wonder if i would have agreed to post something from my account like that, i think probably i would. i do wonder about the point that greg just made, which is the olympics has been this one story after another, something like this would actually not be out of the realm of possibility. >> that's why it worked. >> you don't have toilet paper, don't have shower curtains. you have to go to the bathroom next to somebody with no barrier. >> sounds like a weekend with bob. >> all due respect to your wife,

greg, russian is a dump. have you ever been there? i have been there twice, except for st. petersburg. it's lovely. moscow is a dump. >> i have been there 12 times. you haven't been there since, which, 1973? >> 1991 or 1992. >> it's a lot of fun. >> did they clean it up? >> parts of it. the places i hang out. >> it's expensive. >> i still say, am i wrong, pick up the phone and make a phone wa call to the athlete and say is the story legit, before you run with it? >> yeah. well, of course, but you have to fact check it, but sometimes you have a hot video coming in. >> so darn good. a couple of fun clips to round out our olympic coverage. toronto mayor rob ford loved it when the canadian women's hockey team won a big one.

>> yeah, he did. >> that floor was in bad shape. >> actually, i want to point out, he wasn't jumping about the olympics. he jus found out his dealer scored an eight ball. >> sure does mean a lot up there in toronto. >> i would like to see obama jumping up and down like that if we beat the darn -- >> well, the fact he can get off the ground -- >> he jumped up and down when our taxes go up. >> the fact he could get up in the air like that in that way is a pretty good thing. then again, when you take a lot of molly or any other kind of hallucinogenic, you could probably do it. >> rob ford? >> he looks like a stunt double in a richard simmons video. and it was pretty cool. >> can we do this spoiler? if you don't want to know the olympic medal standing, don't look up. pull it up quickly if you don't mind. can we do that? there we are. united states, number one, bob. on top of russia, canada, and norway. we're tied for second in gold.

>> they have to find a way to cheat us out of it. who is screwing who up in the control room? >> whoa. >> it's been a rough ride for bob costas with his red eye problems. they had some fun with him this morning. >> you here for much longer? when are you taking off? >> i will leave on monday. >> taking the red eye home? >> yes. thank you. thank you. >> walk into that or what? you don't even care when i fly home as long as i'm your set-up man. you don't care if i hitchhike home. >> i'm sorry. >> predictable joke there? >> yeah, but look, i'm the queen of those. so i thought it was cute. >> that joke has been live on twitter for the last week. i mean, how can they laugh at that? it's lame. lame, i tell you. >> you should run with it and say this is a promotion for your show. >> i said that, though, i said it was a red eye promotion.

>> is he the most boring guy you have ever seen? >> funny. >> he was boring when he had hair, boring when he doesn't have hair. >> gosh, what a hater you are. >> i'm not a hater. i love costas. >> that's the most aggressive case of conjunkivitis the world has had. does he not have antibiotics. do they have them in russia? >> probably not. no, they do. they do. they also have truth serum and stuff like that. >> remember the time you claimed you were swimming and that whole thing broke out on your face and eye balls. >> certainly do. what do you mean i claimed i was swimming. >> you weren't swimming in a pool, though. >> yes, he was. >> young woman had to walk up and down -- >> she was walking a manatee. >> in my pool in my building, when i come in, the life guard walks up and down. >> she thinks you're about to

die. >> she's carrying a board and an emergency kit. >> is she really tiny? >> i said, if i went under, what would you do? she said, i would pull you out. they lock the thing for your heart. >> what you call a vitamin. >> that's how bob gets up in the morning. literally. >> not too far off the case. >> all right. we have to move on. >> now a message from our sponsor, bob's sponsor. >> your exercise routine. >> coming up, chaos is erupting around the globe from ukraine to syria to venezuela. should our former secretary of state bare part of the blame? so far, doesn't like like she's taking a hit, add least in the polls. we'll fill you in when "fox & friends" returns.

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hillary clinton could run for the white house again, and we want to ask, is she fit to be the leader of the free world, considering her record as secretary of state? well, charles krauthammer certainly doesn't think so. >> name me one thing, just one, not three. give me one thing she achieved in the four years as secretary of state. i have yet to hear an answer. i do think it's really awful that you can have a four-year term, achieve nothing, and as you say, go backwards with russia, backwards on iran. backwards on syria, backwards on venezuela. backwards in relation with just about all of our allies. i mean, this is a foreign policy failure. >> all right, strong opinions utthat, but a new gallup survey shows 59% of americans still view here favorably a year after she stepped down as secretary of state. keep in mind, eric, this is in the aftermath even of benghazi, the aftermath of the famous thought around the world, what difference does it make? >> very popular.

she's a very popular former secretary of state, former senator. what can you say? look, i would love to see what she's going to run on, going forward. is it going to be we're going to fix obamacare? it would be very interesting. but whoever it is on the right is going to have a formidable opponent on the left. i disagree with bob. i don't think anyone is dumb enough to run against her. >> dana, what about charles, the comments he made under her watchful eye or not so watchful, the u.s. has taken steps back with iran, syria, venezuela. >> it's an aggressive point of view but not one that shouldn't be asked. the interesting thing, i went back and had the brain room look. only six presidents in our history have ever gone from secretary of state to the presidency. she's different in that i think the more important part of her experience is her senate run, how she came to new york and i

think, had to earn the trust of the people here, and she had high ratings out of the senate to go into secretary of state. she left almost like the coronation had begun as she leaves the state department. but she has not had to say anything about any policy, bubt any sort of obama record or what she would do in the future as well. when that starts to happen, i think that 59% number will tick down. and then yowlver have a race on your hands, but i don't think until then, her secretary of state experience is going to matter that much in the election. there's not much to talk about. i think krauthammer has a point there. >> greg, you're making a strange face. >> you know, interesting, what the country needs right now is an inspirational leader to right the ship because we are screwed. hillary can't do that without smearing obama for his carelessness. >> right. >> there might be somebody in the democratic party who will do that. i don't know about the republicans, but there is an idealogical kreis going on right now. the country is run by a group of people who she the path as one

sided. in that one sided view, it's america who is wrong. our current secretary of state, not hillary, was talking about climate change while the world was exploezploding. his priorities are that of a green peace activist strung out on arugula. >> poor guy. >> it's not hillary. it's not hillary. it's 2008. that was when the country chose obama over mccain. that decision is so stark because it rejected a warrior over a camp counselor. we convinced ourselves we needed to fix problems within our country, that it would be better to be liked than feared. therefore, this is the fallout. mccain could have handled putin. could have handled him with one -- could have handled him. almost made a terrible, terrible comment. instead of choosing a warrior, we chose somebody else and now we're paying for it. >> i agree. bob doesn't. >> i don't agree with much of anything, particularly with what krauthammer says.

i wonder what charles thinks, she should have been able to do something about ukraine. it wasn't putin's fault? or venezuela? he was on the show with a guy who was a right wing nut. he said she lost eastern europe, the middle east, asia. it's ridiculous. what she has done is strengthen nato in a big way. she got the relationship with india, which is the most important ally we have in that region, it was a terrible relationship prior to her getting in there and now it's very good. she was -- now, you may think this is a big deal because it's the chinese got screwed on this, but she opened up relationships with burma. you can't just -- nobody is going to be able to go to china like kissinger did. that's all he reminds us of every time he talks, but secretaries of state are consequential in many ways. >> would you agree, bob, there are not many secretaries of state, at least before the civil war, who have gone to run on their secretary of state record to run on in the presidency.

most people worry mostly about economics. >> buchanan was the secretary of the state and became president. >> in 1849. >> i don't think he ran on his record. >> it's if you're a governor, you have executive speerchs. >> there's one thing she can't do. she can't say things are bad. >> isn't she going to at some point? >> no. >> how will she get elected on obamacare and everything else? >> i think she will distance herself from president obama in a respectful way, but it could get aggressive if there's a primarily and certainly in the general, and she will also be distancing herself from her husband, for sure. not personally, but from policy wise. >> right, and i would say she would tact further left than her husband. >> that's the most underreported story of this political season, the split on the left and the lack of conservative economic

democrats. >> those have been beaten, but i tell you this, i don't think she'll hesitate at all to take obama on when she thinks it's necessary. i think of bobby kennedy. a lot of things -- >> the only thing shehe's done obamacare. >> by 2016, you'll be eating your hats because obamacare will be fine. >> if the hat is made of candy. >> that's my segment. >> no, any candidate has to be able to speak over the media. speak over the media to the people to say, enough, this country is in bad shape. i don't think she's going to say that. >> if she doesn't, will you admire and respect her for that? if she comes out and says the truth? >> you can't say you disagree with obama or you're a racist. now, if you disagree with president hillary clinton or candidate hillary clinton, you're a sexist. >> you have a bigger problem on the republican side because you don't have anybody that is that, at least that i see on the horizon, that has that kind of

dynamic presentation. >> more than her? >> i think she's very tough. >> she's not a good campaigner. >> the other thing is the republican, whoever it is, is going to have to say obama is wrong and it was bad. now here's what's i'm going to do. that's something republicans have not been able to articulate. >> everyone runs on hope and change. every candidate. hope and change. and when does she have to do it? >> i think she will distance herself from obama as time goes on. >> we have to save time for the candy segment. oh, joy. >> coming up, why this joke vid joe of obama got him in trouble. did his college overreact? we'll discuss and eat, next.

a canadian college student had to apologize after e-mailing video of president obama kicking down a door. why? because it's racist, silly. check it out. >> i appreciate the conversations. i think it will actually yield results before the end of the year, and i look forward to continuing this dialogue in the months ahead. thank you very much, everybody. >> ryan of mcgill university send the old jay leno bit with the caption, hahn stzly, midterms, get out of here, and he was accused of microagrigz. you never heard of that crap, trust me, you will. it's a new smear identified as an unconsciously racist comment, meaning you're racist and you don't know, but i do. it worked on this kid. the school's equity commissioner forced him to apologize, and he did, writing this. quote, the image was an

extension of the cultural, historical, and living legacy surrounding people of color, particularly young men being portrayed as violent. by using this image, i committed a microagrigz. for this, i am deeply sorry. >> did they threaten to kick him out? >> he was then executed. i'm just kidding, i think. any idiot knows the video was funny because presidents don't kick down doors. but it's racist for stereotypes. i guess every time sam jackson shouts in a film, it's because he's black. maybe just smile and say yes, sir and no, sir. no wonder putin is having a blast, by infusing race into every play, the left has burbed our president. perhaps he's afraid to come off as angry. amazing. >> unbelievable. >> i know. >> i bet you putin kicks in doors. >> kimberly, do you think he wrote the letter or did somebody

write it for him? >> absolutely not. somebody wrote it. they said, this will make it go away. >> you know what it sounded like? as ridiculous as it was being accuses of what microaggression is. >> it's worse. >> probably going to get kicked out. >> probably sarsastic, don't you think? >> i think it's maybe like sort of, i'll write this for you. >> you think he's that clever? >> i want dwyou to confess. >> how much does an equity commissioner get paid? >> what is that? >> what they have in the canadian university system. >> do you want an aggression of mic microaggression. >> yes, me. >> no, if you're in a classroom and you're to ask for a math problem and the person you ask is asian. >> that's what bob would do. right, bob? >> the stereotype is asians are

good at math, so that's racist. >> that's vastly soef lly overs. >> that's microaggression. >> they tutor everybody before they get math tests. a person who would laugh about this would be the president of the united states. he would think it was very funny. of course, what this is a result of is all those liberal professors and all of those lounges around the world that cause us to be pc people. letting communism commence. it's a terrible thing. i tell you, stop it right now. if you keep going like this, you're going to destroy this country. >> finally, you're speaking my language. >> i hope you don't choke on that cough drop you're sucking on. >> the bigger question is the movement is to ascribe meaning to your intent that you don't know, like i know what you're thinking. if i ask someone for mhelp, you go, that's racist, because i can read your mind. >> it scares you into not saying

anything at all and keeping in your apartment, binge watching television. >> it's amazing we have gotten an entire segment out of that. >> it's the thought police. now you can't even have a sense of humor. let's be gloom and doom. >> you save your whole life to send your kid to college. even if he retweeted that and he gets in trouble. >> is it because you're ascribing an adjective to a stereotype that predetermines and you have to be determine what you say now? >> very wordy. >> not really wordy. i can't say it because i'll be accused of being racist if i say it, but certain -- italian, oh -- >> bob's not afraid. >> not at all. >> or jewish. i'm mauried to a jewish woman. someone says he must be wealthy, am i racist? >> what did you say? >> next on "the five," are the best times of your life over?

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is there an age when life starts to go downhill? 40, 50, 60, perhaps? democracy on who you ask, but researchers have found most people enjoy the best times of their life by age 25. >> untrue. >> kimberly, you just turned 25. >> okay. >> what do you make of this? >> it's nonsense. just last weekend, i was in a beautiful situation of controlled water. being undercover. and in walks tommy's friend, mortified, hey, are you kimberly

guilfoyle? oh, my gosh. >> the same one i bumped into in puerto rico? >> a different one of tommy's buddies. isn't that funny? i was trying to hide myself. >> but this is the best memory of your life? ? >> it's always entertaining. the point is i have fun all the time. >> they didn't do anything. they went to college, or a lot of them get the survey. they had it pretty easy in high school so it's not that big a deal. for me, i can't remember 30s. 30 to 44, i can't remember but little pieces here and there. and the only piece i remember is when i was hung over. but i think most people, at least for me -- >> you are better now, right? >> so much better from 50 on, i really do. you know yourself, you have been around. you have developed your own character, whether you like it or not, and you get to like yourself, at least i don't. >> and you don't hold on to

negativity. >> no resentments. >> eric, your son is 15. do you think he's making some of the best memories? >> for him or me? some of his best, not necessarily for me. 25 was great, 35 was great. 45 was -- >> you don't know yet. >> great, and i'll let you know about 55. i think, how can you do this? how can you day -- >> i think maybe because there's so much transition. something great or bad that happened when you were a little kid, and great and bad when you're a teenager, and then you have college, and after that, your just working, right? >> it's often a trick. people think the old times were better when they sucked because you're not paying attention. when you think of inchildhood days, you think of stores you went into, streets you walked on. they were want as good as you remember. a lot of people do have the best times of their lives because they peak early.

that's when they start growing mentally, that's why when they're older, they're screwed up asand babies with weird bel e believes because their achievement happened too soon. it's better to achieve later in life and plan your tyranny. >> and when you have a paycheck. >> that's the thing, the other thing, one thing i can't stand to hear is, back in the day. >> banned phrase. >> that should be a banned phrase. people always look back on the time they grew up and say that was a wonderful time in america. the fact of the matter, it was not in many cases. >> imagine what kids today are going to think about obamacare in 20 years. >> it's hard for young kids growing up today. >> what's the best memory of your life, eric? >> here we go. >> the day i got married. the day my son was born. no, look, life is -- it's what you make it. every day, you have to make every day fun.

happiness is a chose. if you don't seek out happiness, you're going to make your life miserable. i wonder about this study, though. don't we peak sexually around 25 to 30 years old? >> why are you -- >> that's -- >> that's wrong. maybe that's guys, but girls, it's later. >> greg, talk about your sex life. >> what you're getting at, being aniedter of a men's magazine, men peak very young and women peak later. >> did i not say that? >> definition of peak. >> i'm using the outside of the window, peaking in. >> it's shorter. >> no, what? bob, whoa. whoa. >> i don't understand why your best memory has to involve that anyway. >> my best memories were the 4-h

club. >> your best memory was new year's eve. >> that's right. heather, heidi, holly. >> let's not get too far down that road. the whole idea of saying 25, the best of your life, is crazy. some years are good, some are bad, even in your 50s and 40s, but it's all about a year of your life. if you like yourself, the best experience i had is when i got sober and was going to stay sober. >> that was a good year for a lot of other people, too. >> that's the truth. a lot of women were safe on the streets. >> i met a friend of your ex-wife on the same day. i have to tell you about that. >> i don't know how we went to that, but it was entertaining. we have a sweet segment next. stick around for our chocolate extravaganza as we reveal the best candy bars of all time.

we'll tell you if our favorites made the list, next.

i had a date named candy one night. last night on "the tonight show" this happened. >> don't ask. >> banana chips, ew. >> instead of potato chips, a healthy alternative is kale chips. >> gross. >> not gross. >> no disrespect, but i'm with jimmy and will. junk foods beats kale chips any day of the week. we have some on the table not eaten by kimberly. "time" magazine named the most influential of all times, and the top is kit-kat. rounding it out is tollerone, nestles milk chocolate, and snickers. greg was very high on this -- >> yes. >> normally high, but greg, go ahead. what's your favorite? >> first, the survey illustrates

a fundamental fact, no one ever does the 13 greatest salads of the greatest stretches or liberals because none of those things are fun, sorry, bob. the best candy bar ever, heath bar. the 100,000 dollar bar is fantastic. the most overrated is chocolate used for easter bunnies and something with coke anut or raisins is a travesty, but the worst of all time is innecko wafer. >> that thing with the coconut, i hate it. >> mounds. >> i don't like them, either. >> sometimes you feel like a nut. sbl sometimes you don't. >> you know why kit-kat was the most influential? >> because you can split it up. >> you can share it. whenever i have one -- >> bob, do you remember how expensive the kit-kat was when we had to stay at the hotel? $5. sometimes i paid it. >> dana and i lived together in a hotel. >> not together. >> not in the same room, but the

minibars, the candy, how much was it? >> $5. sometimes i paid it. >> they're not cheap. >> i asked them to put twizzlers in there. not a candy bar, but i love twizzlers. >> did you ever like candy bars? >> i liked the $100,000 bar. didn't they change it to the 100 grand. >> if the 100 grand bar existed today, inflation. >> so like half a million dollar bar. >> dana, what's your favorite? >> i picked the rhesus peanut butter cup. also, the butter finger is very good. i think snickers is a good choice. >> i really like them all. but it's interesting that it's the kit-kat bar because that's the first one you and i grabbed for. we ate that first. then we ate the reeses peanut

butter cup. i like the snickers bars because the commercial is true. they keep you going. >> remember the marathon bar. >> you eat so much and stay thin. >> there's a long caramel bar, there you go. it's are about this long and it had holes in it, and it was great. chewy, and it disappeared. where did you go, marathon bar? >> as an adult, i think the dar best. >> dark chocolate. nougat. >> what's nougat? >> i think it's on the periodic chart. it's n.o. >> it's nuggies. >> no means no. >> and i love red licorice. >> what do you think of -- >> microaggression. >> are you serious? >> yeah, just to be a goof. >> my life was so much more pure and incent until you came along. >> your life was never innocent.

you had five rumors. >> no, bob, your rumors people are starting, people are starting to believe them. >> you can't get another because people are believing them. >> watch me. >> "one more thing" is up next.

more thing." dana kicks it off. >> all right, well, you know

that bob moved up here from his house in maryland and he has an apartment here. i don't know how much artwork he has, and the studio of a guy named mel luber from connecticut, made this pencil drawing, and bob, i thought it would be perfect over your couch. >> oh, my gosh. >> and you could borrow it and have it in your apartment for a while. >> this guy did it with a pencil? >> yeah. >> it's creepy. >> it's very good. >> no, this is creepy. like jail cell creepy. >> you know how many of those i have in my office. >> it's like a mona lisa picture. the eyes follow you. i wouldn't want to take it away from you. >> jasper has a six-pack. >> i want you to keep it in your bedroom. >> pretty good, right? >> did a good job. >> bob, if you decide you need artwork in your apartment -- >> thank you very much. >> thank you, mel. >> that's very nice. incredible detail. >> i bet there's a camera

installed in that. >> speaking of that, is it my turn? >> no, it's greg's. >> control yourself. remember this, it's a bus, my bus. a bus i'll be traveling across the country for my new book "not cool" and what a beautiful cover. starting march 27th, i'll be all over texas. look at the dates, dallas, abilene. i won't name them all, but i'll end in college station. then in april, michigan, indianapolis, ohio, tennessee. in mid-april, florida and alabama. i'll be everywhere. the only way to find out is go to ggutfelt.com. i will commit suicide afterwards. >> that's terrible. >> aren't you going to be on the shows? >> not for three months. >> this is day one of the 104 -- >> why day one? >> of the gutfeld tour. we'll be talking about this for

a long time. >> kg, you're up. >> in another example of the power of fox news, guess what happened today? fcc studied going into the newsrooms of america, the criticism, the heat put on it, now they have recanted, so to speak. they thought better of it that it's not a good idea. they said chairman tom wheeler agreed that some of the study proposed questions overstepping the bounds of what is required. that was a pretty quick turnaround for a very bold move that was improper, right? don't you agree? >> a bad idea to start with. >> but it was good we brought it up. >> bob, you're up. >> in florida, there's a candidate for congress and he's 101 years old. >> republican? no, he's not. republicans don't live that long. his name is joe newman. and joe is running as an independent because he won't be able to criticize both the democrats and republicans.

but 101, and he says, look, talk about term lemwlimp limits. >> is there a picture? >> yeah, i want to see it. >> i'm in favor of term limits. >> there you go. listen, if you keep it that brief, you might get elected. >> that guy is smart as a whip. 101 years, he was right on. and by the way, i don't think he's progressive. >> he's progressive. >> he's talking term limits and smaller government. they want me to move on. >> tomorrow morning, 11:30, you have to check this out. look who is in that photo over there, bob beckel on there. we talk about minimum wage, the uaw getting smoked in tennessee, we talk about the fcc. we talk about one of the guys on there, he's hosted "the tonight show" before, and someone else there, her father wrote for

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