neil? are you excited? >> i am. >> yeah. >> hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfield along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, and she uses an inch worm for a neck pillow. it's dana perino. this is "the five." think of the world a a neighborhood. in this neighborhood, there are good neighbors, bad ones, and nuts. we're the best ever, proof, everyone is trying to come over. it's a burden being the best, but it's one we can't relinquish, and the reason we're the best is because we're the deadliest. when our politicians proclaim we're not the world's policemen, this assumes the neighborhood already has one patrolling the globe with radio cars on every corner, but it doesn't.

this is why the world's policemen is a dumb phrase. we provide safety and security for the same. if that means having a big, beautiful army that crushes creeps, so be it. it's something we must relish. imagine telling your family that you're planning to cut your home alarm system because you haven't had a break in for months. that's the white house, arrogant enough to predict the future. they put us at risk. for one reason only, to pay for the entitlements enjoyed by those who voted for president obama. you can't have the freedoms or the programs without a physical threat that protects all that stuff. oba obama's okay with the buying, not so much with the protecting. why else is he cutting the troops? felons love this logic. studies show they're less likely to rob you if they think you're armed. any idiot knows this, almost any. >> what are you laughing at? >> the last part. >> i get it. i got it. >> bob, i'm coming at you because alarming fact for you. china, 2.2 million troops.

we're going to go down to, what, 440,000? >> yeah. >> that's got to alarm you. >> not particularly. >> you sit here and yell and scream. >> i think that the chinese, first, the chinese are going to attack russia, first. >> they are. if i were the russians, i would be careful about that. i said this over and over again. the chinese are the biggest threat to this country but it's not because they have 2 million troops. they don't have 2 million bathrooms in the country. >> certainly no bathroom dividers. >> what they are getting, they're getting drones which they steal from us, the blueprints for it. flat top carriers from the russians. they're growing a naval presence that has the pacific in its sights. that worries me, but we don't need to have as big an army as we had. >> that's what the chinese tell you they're spending. they're probably spending more. plus, all the people in the army are conscripted. ours is a volunteer army and you

go in because you volunteer for the country, you choose the career, but there's a difference. china isn't being honest about how much it's spending on its military. >> they could move away from china, dana. >> okay. >> is the world more or less safe? >> right now, today? last week, we were talking about how the world is on fire. you did a whole monologue on it and all the different regions of the world. what bothers me about this, i want to be on the winning team. i want to be on the team that people look at and say, when we say to them don't mess with us, not the, please don't hurt me, team. i want to be strong, and to me, maybe i'm wrong, but to me, military strength provides me a level of satisfaction and a conviction that america is still the best. >> yeah, what bugs me, eric, is not so much they're cutting the military but why. i feel like the reason they're doing it is to pay for all this other stuff. >> or they're just trying -- the administration is catering to the base.

let's cut the military. they love hearing that. meanwhile, we'll grow entitlements. last night, i said i was okay, i agreed with bob. i was okay with dropping the level of troops in the military, and people flipped out on me. they thought i was crazy. hear the rest of the story. i think i'm still in the camp where i say okay, cut the level of troops, but spend more money. don't cut the defense budget. spend the same amount of money. spend more money developing the technologies, the infrastructure. >> pay them more? >> so that we don't have to worry about 2.3 million troops in china or a million troops in iran. that won't matter if we have the baddest, the strongest, smartest, and the best equipped for the next big cyberwar, the next war. >> why don't we stop building tanks? the last tank battle was -- >> no, it wasn't. we had them in desert storm. >> anks. >> that's why they surrendered, bob.

>> remember baghdad, bob. they were saying there were no tanks and the tanks were behind them. >> baghdad bob. >> here's the problem, and bob, i would hope you would join me on this. you should be concerned because right now if we do these cuts, we're going to be heavily re reliant on the technological edge over places like china that they're narrowing in on. that's the problem. if you rely on that, they're not honest on what they're doing or their spending or what the new developments are. as you pointed out, they like the borrow other people's technology. so if we're just fully putting ourselves in that section to say, okay, we're going to fight smart cyberwars or go from a technological advantage, i think we're making a mistake. we're not covering our back. we're leaving ourselves open to attack and vulnerable, and i also think the purpose behind this is because they don't like how the u.s. looks to the rest of the world. they want to make us less provocative. >> the most dangerous time, the most dangerous time? the answer is no. if you weren't old enough to

live through the cuban missile crisis, that was dangerous. that's when the united states and the soviet union were up against each other, and missiles were pointed and some nearly got launched. what we have is a bunch of regional fights around. my only question is, do you think the american people are prepared to go to ukraine or someplace else? >> no, i will give you the balance of my time for the rest of the show if you can tell me one person, just one person who has suggested we should send troops to ukraine. give me one and i'll shut up for the rest of the show. >> i believe the texas congressman -- who is the goofy guy? >> here's the point -- >> you think they're all goofy. >> taking back my time. >> let's talk about this intelligently. >> we send it along the northern and southern border. but beyond that -- >> in addition, national guard troops. okay, we ask a lot of the men and women who are participants in the national guard.

they serve two masters, the federal government and also their state. they provide a lot of homeland security protection that we don't even know about. they come under a ton of pressure, for example, what if there was a pandemic flu? who are you going to call? not ghostbusters. you call the national guard, that's going to help you shut down your borders so you can distribute medicines appropriately. >> why do we worry about a flu that affects pandas? >> the answer, would we go to germany if germany was attacked? yes. would we go to the philippines? yes. would we go to japan? we have to be treaty. there are places, but we're not going to go into africa, into the caucasus anymore. >> i have another point that i thought of last night that i want to bring up. >> thank god you took your time back. >> one of the things you talked about yesterday is we should use more drones and i agree with that. here's the thing i was wrestling with. from where are you going to launch those drones? they can't fly like a 747 halfway across the united

states. they have to be launched from some place closer. that was one of the conversations about benghazi. where were they positions? you need troops on the ground in a lot of places so you can protect our national interests, whether you're protecting other people, but if you're protecting yourself, you have to have ships, lots of them, lots of troops. >> we have ports in india, in bahrain, plenty of places to put drones down. and our planes and our ships. >> well, we've got great development with ships i hope they don't cut. >> the indian ocean. >> you put three or four aircraft carriers, i think we have two right now, in the persian gulf, and you can access a lot of the bad countries that don't like us with drones and aircraft. >> look what putin did yesterday. i have military muscle. i'm going to send it to ukraine, and basically is able to fight a war without ever having to fire a shot. >> that's a good point, kimberly, russian army conscripted.

they scrambled jets. they sent troops to western russia. you can do that when you have a strong military. aren't we sending the message that we're not even going to rattle our sabres. >> loud and clear like we might as well post it in times square. there's no fear of repercussion. they're not worried about american military strength. i believe, at least not under this administration. they might be worried a few select individuals, high value targets, about a predator drone strike coming their way, but other than that, when they hear about these cuts and pulling out of places, that does not sebd the right message. >> we have been in three wars for over a decade. i mean, how much more are we going to do? >> i'm not suggesting or wanting war. i think you can prevent wars by having the force and threat of a military presence that is world class. >> walk soft and carry a big stick. >> i disagree. i think iran is our number one biggest threat on the planet. we haven't fought iran in hand

to hand combat. you know how we took down their last round? >> saddam hussein. >> no, we didn't. we went in there with computers. >> yes, that's right. we did do that. >> we sabotaged it. >> we took down their centrifuges. so much smarter than putting 40,000 or 50,000 troops on the border. >> guess what? you have to have a wide array. you can't go to the same go-to every time. it's very predictable. it doesn't serve all the military services, so drones are great. let's have a multifaceted approach so they never know which way we're going to hit. >> dana, quickly. >> three points. the first one is if you look at any survey about america's trust in any institution, it's always the military. that's the place where there is the most trust. so if i were president obama, i would want to put more resources into the military. that's who they trust. number two, yesterday, he said he was going to cut the military. today, he announced he's going to a big infrastructure spending. we might need infrastructure

spending, but who does it help? anyone around the table? >> come on. >> she's on fire. >> you have no idea. >> that's true. >> i mean, first of all, do you really believe that we need 1,000 generals and admirals? there's not enough row boats for admirals. >> i want more generals. i want more generals everywhere in my life. >> why? have you ever spent time with them? horrible people. >> dana and i like to go to dinner with them, actually. >> that's fine. you have a good dime, like guys with uniforms on and like to take them out, that's fine. >> all right, bob, you're for big government except when it's about the military. military is part of the government. >> i'm for spending more money on troops and less on equipment and things like all these generals and an airplane we don't want. big new tank that we don't need. another aircraft carrier. >> you know what i'm for? >> what. >> our men and women getting more money in their paycheck and better benefits. >> instet of the entitlements, they're getting their benefits

cut. >> stop spending boondoggles on -- >> solyndra. >> it should have gone to the troops. >> $50 billion drawdown on defense spending in the next ten years. $50 billion increase in food stamps. >> by the way, we have 283 ships right now. in the '70s, what did we have? >> 595. >> we cut back. >> i think that was the '80s. >> i checked. >> okay, well, fine. okay, good. >> dana, you said a good point. we don't know who our enemy is. we never will. we never do, bob. >> who do you think -- >> what do you think they would have said on september 10th? who is our enemy? september 11th, it was clear who the enemy was. >> it was clear before september 11th. >> i keep saying we have to go and we start it up again. it's like saying we'll have one more beer. >> president obama says his volunteers are doing god's work by pushing his botched health

care law. is he right? and later, often considered by many to be dana's fantasy dream date, who is alex tribeck? >> correct. >> the favorite game show host, ahead with us in the studio on "the five."

welcome back, everybody, to the fastest seven, three intriguing stories, seven incredibly quick minutes, one intrepid host. first up, preachers and teachers do god's work. but there's one group i would never say is doing god's work. community organizers. then again, i was never a community organizer. i worked for my living. president o., not so much. here's the world's most famous organizer rallying the minions. >> we're going to make a big push these last -- these last few weeks.

but as i said, i can talk. you know, my team can talk here in washington. it's not going to make as much a difference as if you are out there making the case. the work you're doing, you know, is god's work. it is hard work. >> god's work. community organizing. god's work. >> a lot more god's work than anything you participated in. >> stop it, bob. >> these organizers, a lot of these people do wonderful things. meals on wheels for senior citizens. they do wonderful work for people for no money. >> that's not what he's talking about. he said go out and sell obamacare. >> that's because a lot of these people in these communities don't have health insurance. >> wow. >> that's a stretch. >> i don't think you should blame obama for saying this when for the last six years he's accrued a following more rabid

than the haary krishnas. you can't blame him for assuming a god-like status. he gave them loaves and fishes, but it gave everyone food poisoning. >> pushing obama care, god's work. >> nothing would surprise me at this point. you know, so what i love is he's actually being very consistent, you know, seeing himself in this role as some kind of deate, and if we could all be smart enough to figure out what is good for us, we would listen and stop giving him so much trouble. >> do you think community organizers are communists like eric does? >> don't try to bait me, bob. >> if it was so good, if obamacare was so darn good, would he have to be giving these speeches to organizers? >> and coordinated with hhs to get a figure that the media didn't even question. say, could we see the figures? in my opinion, government can't

do god's work. they can't heal a heart, they can't love somebody. i think that the little sisters of the poor might disagree with president obama, and they are doing so in the supreme court, and they're likely to win. >> ashton kutcher is known for that '70s show, being in terrible movies and as a stint as mr. dim demi moore, but he'so a demonstrator. >> there's only cities where there's bizarre old like antiquated legislation that doesn't allow it to exist there. which basically is like mafioso, like village mentality of we're not going to let the new guy come in. >> right. >> like in miami, it doesn't exist because of some dumb regulation that says it can't exist there. with like uber cab or airbnb or new peer to peer networks, you have old school monopolies and

governments that get kickbacks from various people who don't want the new guy to come in, so they try to kick them out of their city, but the people are going to have what the people want. >> you don't typically hear this message out of liberal hollywood. >> celebrities like easy causes like climate change makes everybody cry. he gets it. the cause here is the value of work. he describe government in a way that we all understand here, like a demented school yard bully who likes your shiny new toy, but he doesn't know how it works so he breaks it open. the government doesn't get technology, and he's articulating it better. >> he invested in something called uber, which puts taxis around. certain cities don't allow them to come in. he's talking about his own bottom line. >> of course, he is. >> you listen to him, why isn't he owning up to it? because he's full of it, that's why. >> he's pointing out there are cities that are so ham strung by regulation that you can't do

anything. >> that's true. that's true. why are you arguing with that, bob? >> my experience with uber is it sucks. >> you're mad about his personal investments but you're skirting the issue about overregulation, cyclin cycling. people want to come in and try and have part of the american dream and come up with innovative ideas. >> he's saying they won't allow my company to come in. >> any company to do business, free or open more business friendly environment. >> having somebody like kuchar go out and say something we have been trying to say, what he did last night was more powerful times 20 of anything we have ever said. >> can i show you something from last night that is not anywhere near as powerful as that? joe biden may be the most frequent visitor to the fastest seven. he never failed to entertain when he hits a podium. last night, no exception. >> i told the president next game i have him. just remember, i may be a white

boy, but i can jump. >> thank you, joe, speaking at a black history month event. kg. >> you know, he has a certain ch doesn't he? poor guy. he get a pass. what do you expect from him? it's going to turn into a plan. if you expect him to not put a foot in the mouth or both feet and both hands at the same time, please. >> i have to guess if it was someone on the right who said that -- >> that's not the terrible thing that he said. he called the voter i.d. bill proof of racial hatred. his quote was about proponent of the voter id bill. these guys never go away, hatred never goes away. is he talks about democrats because they were the original pro-slavery, pro-jim crow racists. >> they have moved beyond it. joe can say that and you couldn't. >> but why? >> he could say that and it would be funny. >> you could do it, but you would be lynched.

equal. >> bob, bob. let's just -- you didn't mean that, bob. >> i meant it. no, you can't jump. >> i got a vertical jump higher. >> this is the problem with you guys. >> directly ahead -- >> i can jump. >> some muslims very upset at a new song -- >> what, bob? what is wrong with him? >> and later, jeopardy back at winning again, using his controversial strategy. alex trebek will be here to weigh in on the so-called evil jun genius. don't go away. you don't want to miss it.

top superstar katy perry under fire for the muslim community for this controversial scene from her new music video for her hit song "dark horse." watch. ♪ >> all right. in case you missed it, this was part of the video. has upset her muslim critics accusing her of, quote, blasp m blasphemy because it shows a pendant inscribed with the world allah, that gets zapped. what they're not petitioning worldwide to do is protest the fact that 59 christian kids were killed in their sleep by a bunch of islamic cowards and once again, not one of you, not one head of state of a muslim country or a cleric or imam has said anything. i don't question it anymore. you're a bunch of cowards. >> it's 29. >> no, 59. >> 59 people.

>> is it? >> yeah. >> you think muslims go easy. if they can get every one they can get, they'll do it. >> don't you think, bob, the petition at the end of the video was in line with our government. maybe we should put in her jail to prevent riots and susan rice can say, whew -- >> why is the filmmaker still in jail in los angeles? >> you're not going to talk about the kids being slaughters? >> i am going to talk about it. the problem is there is saserious lack of regard for humanity, for lives, for young women, for children, for boys slaughtered, and nobody is saying anything about it because they're too afraid that there's going to be some kind of repercussion against them. that they're going to be killed or they're going to get a fatwa. god bless you. you don't seem to have that worry. >> by the way, the other silent party in all of this is barack obama and his administration. >> i was going to say that, but we were getting along.

>> she's good at getting attention. she's sold tons of records. she found the best way to get attention, which is to offend muslims. you're guaranteed to get a lot of attention then. >> you think she intended that? >> yes, i do. >> kind of like a beyonce move. >> the 2014 grammys about a month ago. it wasn't this. she had a cross, a red lit cross on her chest, and there were people who were upset with that, too, but the christians weren't in an outrage saying pull the video. they said we're upset with it. we don't like it. i get it. stop, just it's art. let her do her thing. we shouldn't be jailing the filmmaker, which, by the way, youtube has been told to pull down that video off youtube, which is absolutely asinine, absolutely ridiculous. free speech, first amendment, do your thing. stop complaining about it. >> bob, another group of people you have not heard from on the nigerian side are the new crop of leaders speaking on behalf of the african union. i think president obama could

use diplomatic muscle in the region, but there's also a lot of leaders there that get a lot of support from the united states that perhaps they could bring pressure to bear on the ni nigerian government to try to rid that country of such extreme people who are willing to murder on behalf of their ideology. >> greg, what do you think? >> i would commend what you said about the silence from our own administration. this administration is paralyzed by political correctness. >> totally true. >> they would rather just sit back and be perceived as islam phobic. that's their big fear, to be seen as bigoted. that's not a big fear when people are dying. >> they don't worry about that when it comes to republicans. >> republicans are evil. >> i could say one thing. anybody out there who can identify a moderate muslim who has said something about christian children being killed, any christian being killed in muslim countries, please let me know about it, will you? or maybe a head of state or a cleric or imam or you all are

upset because of a katy perry, who i didn't even know who it was, video, and you don't care about kids being burned to death in their beds? >> awful. >> i mean, if your prophet wanted that, you might want to look other places. all right, up next, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. jeopardy host alex trebek joins us live here on "the five." don't go away.

well, jeopardy contestant arthur chu has some fans up in arms about his so-called straetagy. he rolled to his sixth straight victory using his signature style of bouncing around the board picking his squares. he weighed in on how alex trebek

has handled his usual play. >> i don't think i saw any reaction from alex. it takes longer to go through the index cards to find the answers, but he's such a pro at it. you know, he's done this job for 30 years, and he didn't skip a beat when i started dancing around. >> al, great working with you and i look forward to working with you again on the tourn o. champions. >> fantastic. we're honored to have alex trebek here with us on "the five." jeopardy is celebrating its 30th anniversary. congratulations on the enormous hit. great show and we're all big fans. and our dana perino -- >> she was on the show. i'm very nervous because i have been trying to figure out why you guys invited me here today. it was either because you couldn't get pat sajak, or you wanted me here to bolster bob's side so this would be true fair and balanced reporting. but from what i have seen, bob doesn't need any help. >> fair and balanced? >> he's on fire today, that's for sure.

>> do you like this dude? >> yeah, he's a good player. and i think the accusations against his style of play have no merit to them because the same strategies have been employed by chuck forest in 1984, ken jennings in the '90s. >> i remember him. >> he won 74 games using to a great extent the same kind of strategy. when you guys watch the show, you watch it because you're competitive. you want to see how well you do compared to the contestants. but also, as a minor side to that, you watch because you want to see -- you'll pick a favorite. you want to see if this guy succeeds or she does better than him. if you don't like a contestant, and obviously, there are a number of people who have taken a dislike to arthur chu. >> it's his hair. >> then it's going to come out, and in this day and age of twitter and everybody has a cell phone, everybody is communicating immediately, then the story gets blown out of proportion. >> he's so good.

but i think people like the logic. they like to see a row finished, move on to the next. he said he's going all over the place. >> he's looking for daily doubles. >> he plays the way my mom shops at the grocery store. she's always going one place. it drives me crazy. >> she doesn't have a list. >> logically, he's got no higher percentage odds of pigging a daily double if he does it that way or going up a row. >> last night, for instance, he found both daily doubles in the double jeopardy round, and they both happened to be in the $200,000 boxes, which is very unusual. we don't usually have both of them in the last box. >> so you're changeliing the ga for anotherer chu? >> no, it varies. >> how much has someone won? >> ken jennings won $2.5 million in regular competition. brad rucker from pennsylvania won our $1 million tournament and our $2 million tournament in addition to what he won in the regular game, so he's the

leading money winner with about $3.5 million. >> dana, we could have made all that money. >> yeah, right, i was terrible. do you notice any gender differences in terms of risk when it comes to willingness to risk more money or the daily double, things like that? >> i have talked about that in the past. women it comes to a daily double, seem to want to wager because they figure, oh, this is the household money. this is the grocery money, the rent money. guys say, wait a minute, i'm playing with the house money. i'm not taking any money home unless i win the game. so i can go whole hog on this wager, and women are more cautious in that regard. but it's changing. we have attracted more women to the show. now, i think there are more women playing jeopardy on air than there are men. and that's good for us. and they're getting a little more adventurous when it comes to wagering. >> that's exactly how men and women act when they're at a bar when they're single. the woman is very careful, and

the guy is like, yeah! hey, i have a question, alex. >> i have an answer. >> a lot of people, some might say, watch jeopardy and think, wow, this is a horrible reflection of capitalistic greed. instead of money, have you pondered the thought of replacing cash with hugs or daily affirmations. >> ridiculous. >> let me move closer. >> greg is going off on one of his tangents again. >> exactly. >> i think the jeopardy, and i have said this on a number of occasions, is really a reflection of america. >> that's great. >> a reflection of america. >> yes. >> and americans are very competitive. america is the land of opportunity. and we provide opportunity for our contestants. if you're bright, if you know how to play the game within the rules, if your reflexes are good and you're a little lucky, you're going to do well. >> did you have to arm wrestle pat sajak for the america's game title? >> no, not at all.

>> when they do wheel of fortune, it says time for america's game. >> that's insinuating your not america's game. that's how pat sajak rolls. >> don't try to start a fight between pat and me. >> don't try. >> that's exactly what he's doing. >> i think a lot of people want to know. clearly, the shows are owned by the same production company, right? >> right. >> do you get along? do you see a lot of him? >> no, very often. we record promos together each year. >> once a year. >> we're very friendly when we run into each other. we're going to get together soon with a mutual friend for lunch. >> who is that? >> there's no great competition. >> vana? >> a mystery guest. >> you were asking in the break if i played trivial pursuit. the last time i played trivial pursuit was with one of my bosses. he and i took on eight other people. >> wow. >> and we beat them to a pulp. because my friend knows all that can be known, and i know the

rest, so we made a great team. >> how fun. it seems like you really enjoy it. people love you. you're an iconic figure. game show history, for like 30 year anniversary, if you can sum it up, what does all the success -- >> you hang around for 30 years on daily television, and you'll become an iconic figure also. you remember the old indian test pattern? if that's up long enough -- >> alex -- >> i'm not politically correct in a lot of ways. >> alex, i said this to you in the green room. there are certain categories you never go to. mythical animals that begin with a letter u. horned beasts that are awesome, and things that rhyme with municorns. what do you think? >> don't give up your day job. don't apply to be one of the writers on jeopardy. >> i could do that show. >> you think. >> bob, you have something real quick? >> do i have something real quick? i wanted to ask a lot of

questions but we're supposed to take a break. i have serious questions to ask him. >> no, bob. what is wrong with you? >> i was taking up -- >> maybe i can do it. >> go ahead. >> more with alex trebek when we come back. >> good. >> he's hired.

all right, back now with our special guest, the emmy-award winning host of jeopardy, alex trebek. i have questions for you. i wanted to start with my experience on jeopardy for celebrity jeopardy. i had the best time. your staff was amazing. i did so poorly. although i was winning going into the break, but i wanted to say, who decided -- who thought it was a good idea that i be on next to kareem abdul-jabbar? could we take that picture of me and kareem? look at that. >> she was like his pocket square. >> and i was in 5-inch heels and standing on a 7-inch box. look at the picture. do you get involved in any of that? >> no, but if you had done the shows in los angeles, we have

hydraulic lifts which would have helped balance it off a little more. we didn't have enough apple boxes in washington, d.c. to get you high enough to be at eye level. >> i watched, i was in the audience when dana was on. i must say, are you sure that those buzzers go at the same time? >> uh-oh? >> really? >> yes. >> we have computers backstage that monitor that and alert our producers if there's any malfunction. and we're dealing with thousands or ten thousands of seconds. what happens, and it may have happened in your case, you can ring in when i have read the clue in its entirety. that's when the system is armed. quite often, players get nervous and say i know that, and they ring in a fraction of a second too early and you lock yourself out for a part of a second. >> i think that happened to dana. >> she also had been drinking at a local pub. i have a question.

does being good at home translate to being good on the show? >> it can, depending on whether you're subject to nervousness. depending on, nobody has a ball point pen here. >> i have a uniaball. it's pink. >> a lot of people play at home and practice with their ball point pen. it's a reflex action and you get used to it. >> is that a good idea? >> absolutely. >> i like to play in the back of the cab. >> do people read books beforehand? >> some do. one of our champions, a fellow named bob harris, who was very good, wrote a book called prisoner of trebekistan, in which he related his experiences on our program. he has appeared on jeopardy on a number of occasions, and he would check out when we were taping and when the shows that were being taped that day are going to air. and he would say, wait a minute, these shows are going to air

thanksgiving week, so he would read up on all kinds of things that have to do with thanksgiving. and that holiday. >> smart. >> he wound up winning a lot of money. >> eric, last question. >> quickly, i play along and i'm lucky to get 15% or 20 persh of the questions. how many do you get right? >> well, i go -- >> he has the answers. >> i know, bob, but clearly, he could probably answer a lot of them. >> i'll give you my standard response. i used to test myself on a regular basis for 15 or 16 years. we would prepare four new quizzes each year for prospective contestants, and i would ace all of those. and finally, i said i got the job. why do i have to keep testing myself? but in the game, the games are more difficult now because there's more pop culture, and i'm not into pop culture. >> we're honored to have you here. it's really good to have you here. >> we love it that you watch

"the five" when you can. >> he thought this was "the view." >> but he had so much more fun. okay, thanks, alex. "one more thing" up next.

and it's time for -- greg's hero. today, first one, robert van sweenen. remember him, he was blocked from handing out copies of the constitution on campus because it wasn't in a free speech zone. he sued, got a $50,000 settlement. not a fan of the whole suing thing, but he got the school to revise the speech codes, which makes him -- >> your hero. >> greg's hero! >> thank you very much, guys. >> okay, who's next? >> we can't afford a voice over. >> i know, i have to do my own.

>> i love it when we go low budget. because we haven't talked about "the tonight show with jimmy fallon" quite enough, we're going to talk about it more. he's entertaining, the key of lip syncing, but this is very cool. take a look at this, and you'll see the performance. ♪ >> fantastic. and then, of course, jimmy fallon did jukebox hero, and he declared rudd the big winner. >> speaking of big winners, dana? >> i'm going to save my "one more thing" until tomorrow because i wanted to show you this one picture of what greg was talking about earlier. this whole thing he's got with mythical animals, i think we have a picture that "the five" photo shop did for us. there he is with the unicorn.

>> that was my goal. i want him to be on celebrity jeopardy one year. >> i would not make it through. i would have a panic attack. >> my question for alex, do you ever feel sorry for people who get the answer wrong? >> yes, i do. >> so nice, isn't it? >> eric. >> quickly, transitioning a little bit, i have a huge soft spot in my heart for animals, for shelter dogs, shelter animals. my wife along with the iam's pet food people got together, they delivered 26 tons of food to various shelters in new york and new jersey. it's just an amazing what they have done. it's called the iam's bowl of love program. my wife is on the right side with her friend. awesome, awesome people. >> very good. >> she couldn't get away with delivering tons and tons of food to poor people because the government agency would step in and say, wait a minute.

>> i was having a good time, trebek, with you, until now. okay, there were a couple in california, washingtoning their dog on their property. the dog stopped, and the dog, speaking of dogs, and he starts to dig around. what happens? they find $10 million in coins minted in 1847 to 1892. i guess it makes sense that some people have dogs. i still don't want a dog. if it gave me $10 million, i would get a dog. >> i'll borrow a line from bonnie and clyde. don't ever get rid of that dog. >> don't forget to set your dvrs to never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. >> it's february 27th. breaking overnight, fear as an airplane filled with spoke. it is all caught on camera.

>> the horror stories. >> weeks later after i did that my wife was not on the policy but i was the only one covered. >> families like this are lying about obamacare. fresh fallout from his outrageous comments. >> a great grandfather picks up the wrong child from school. >> you will never believe what the schools told that man to do? "fox & friends first" starts right now. ♪ >> chilly thursday morning in new york city. good morning to you wherever you are. you are watching "fox & friends first" on this thursday.

i am patti ann browne in for heather childers. >> thursday, tail end of the week. >> thank you for waking up with us. we are beginning with a fox news alert breaking overnight. a deadly plane crash in hawaii. the small plane catching fire before plunging to the ground less than a mile at the airport. three are dead others are critical. the plane went down just after takeoff. >> and in california a graum dr esca escape. it waudz was captured on cell phone video. >> we can't breathe back here, go. >> passengers reported smoke in the cabin. a delta airlines spokesperson says all got off the plane safely. no word yet on the source of the smoke. >> the governor