thanks for being with us. right now go to gretawire.com there is a poll question there and then go to bill o'reilly. he will be starting his show in just a minute. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," well belgium ever figure out a more efficient way of producing orange juice? we will take you in their highly unorthodox menu of the nutritious drink. and which of these is the president using to plan to install a new hot tub? new hot tub? new sawn gnaw? >> all of the above. i will get congress to work with us in order to achieve that goal. >> and finally, is the praying mantess a bug? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight jie. now let's welcome our guest. she was supposed to be jarod

leto's date to the oscars, but she couldn't handle be the less attractive woman. and she is so hot that george foreman owns a patti ann browne grill. i am here with path tee -- patti ann browne. he was supposed to be jennifer lawrence's date to the oscars, but she couldn't play second fiddle to the true america's sweetheart. it is andy levy. and he once strangled a russian agent with a string of spaghetti and then shaped the pasta into a dagger which he pooped out of an al-qaeda terrorist killing him instantly. mike baker, former cia operator and current president of diligence, maker of diligent pasta strainers and diligence hair nets. for your pasta trainers and hair net need. think diligence. diligence, it is because they just killed everyone you have known. >> a block. the lede.

that's the first story. hey, greg, nice shirt. how can i talk you out of it? it is official. the oscars hate you. 43 million people watch watched the event. and the nielsen company says social media was a big factor which brings us to jimmy kimmle. right before the show started the late night host chose to secure the home viewer for being mean to celebrities. let's watch fans of watching. >> the problem is people at home -- excuse me for one second. what is wrong with you? all right. which one of you tweeted give jennifer lawrence an oscar for least supportive bra, hash tag fire your stylist? >> i did. >> you did? okay. show your hands to the cam.

there you go. what a is that on your fingers? >> cheesy puffs. >> you have orange fingers and wearing a pink juicey jump suit. hello, is this the real housewives of 7-eleven? >> people who watch the oscars are fat and grotesque and not skinny like jimmy kimmle who was once fat and tbroa tesk. dash grotesque. reaction was positive and ellen took a dig at liza minelli. >> the real captain philips is here tonight and the riel -- and the real filamina and one of the best liza minute nelly -- liza minute nelly impersonators in my life. good job, sir. >> finally jennifer lawrence tripped on the red carpet. let's look at how these cats reacted to it.

>> you made it. >> that was jennifer lawrence, tripping on the red carpet. she tripped last year when she was receiving her award. can we rewind that? >> nothing more attractive than julie anna ransik's voice. you look great. somebody has been hitting the gym. >> second season coming up. >> i don't know what that means. would you consider it an inventive strategy to crap on your audience before the show begins? >> you want to piss off the exact people you want to draw in and who you depend on to broadcast this thing year upon year. i didn't watch the oscars, full disclosure. but in watching that just now, so i am fully informed, it is mean spirited. >> and you hate that. you hate mean spirited stuff. >> anybody who -- anybody from

the agency that is cia, the outfit, tends to be a good hearted, kind individual. we don't like bullying. >> you have never killed anybody. >> i just am glad you sat at home and thought there is no chance i will be on a tv show where they will be talking about the oscars. i won't watch it. >> i missed that one. i was fascinated by what is going on in russia and paid attention to that. >> yeah, i guess you can't handle two things at once. saying i didn't watch the oscars was like i don't have a tv. >> can i point one thing out? the intro with the pasta and the dagger, that's classified. we will have to talk later. >> pab, you hate viewers almost as much as kimmel. did he go too far or not far enough? >> all of us who are on tv have been insulted -- well, except mike baker because who would dare? i have had people write me like, one of your eyebrows is

higher up than the other one. >> really? i mean are you a supermodel is your face completely saw metra cal? on on the one hand we can appreciate the humor, but it is not the same thing. these people are not on tv. we are out here -- we invite the criticism. these people at home don't sit there wanting to be judged. i thought it was mean and it turned me off. insulting somebody that shops at 7-eleven, you are insulting everybody. >> yes. the thing is, jimmy kimmle was in a great show called "the man show." you were like four at the time. do you remember it? >> no. >> your dad would be watching it and then he would turn it off. >> no, he was watching fox news. not kidding. >> that's why we hired you. he threatened me. he had my family. >> he wouldn't. >> the point is he was an over weight sclub and it was him

and adam corolla. now he is skinny and on a network show. >> he is projecting his own insecurities. he wishes he were on the couch eating cheese puffs and drinking from a box of wine. now he is one of them. >> he has become them. >> and he recents that fact. listen, we know we mean tweet. i was doing it on the couch after eating pizza. i do it because i can. i am not up for an award. these days won't last. one day i may have to accept an award so i appreciate this time. >> and we will be mean tweeting about you. >> it is the circle of life. embrace it. >> i don't know. what kind of award show? >> dog show? >> put your passion into a little animal. i do. >> well, he did have slight paws.

>> that was good, america. >> i think little passions is a cute nickname. >> it is like a soap opera. reasoning?ant me to continue i want to talk about ellen's joke about liza. i thought it was funny, but some people say it was trans phobic. can a lesbian get away with a trans phobic joke? >> i don't think it is trans phobic. it shocked people which is a little mean which is not ellen. she is just not mean. it was basically the equivalent of making a fat joke to the girl , precious. i don't get why it was twains -- trans phobic at all. >> i think she was a little uncomfortable because she stuttered twice. she probably practiced a bunch of times beforehand. i think that was revealing. >> which makes you wonder. if you practice that joke once or twice, wouldn't common sense tell you to cut it out?

>> that has never stopped me. i will practice a joke even if it is not funny until i run it into the ground. then when i come here i will ruin it. i will destroy it. i will take it out to the woods and shoot it in the head. he is causing pain in ukraine. notice how we got rid of the "the." putin is facing strong word declarations from the u.s. and the european union after moving troops to the cry me yen re-- c ri mean region of the ukraine. does he give a crap? look at his face. clearly he gives a crap. president obama said what cannot be done with russia with impunity and violates basic principals recognized around the world. >> what cannot be done is for russia with impunity to putetts soldiers on the -- to put its soldiers on the ground and violate basic principals that

are recognized around the world. >> that's a good name for a pet, basic principals. constantly violating basic principals. i wonder if he says he thinks the strong condemnation it receives from countries indicates the degree of how russia is on the wrong side of history. >> the strong condemnation it has received from countries around the world, indicates the degree to which russia is on the wrong side of history. >> is putin preparing for war? look at this video of him released today. >> maybe that is all it will take. an eager cat to stop him. baker, you are here because you are an expert on these matters.

what can be done on this? should we do anything? this is a bad thing that putin is doing, but is this bad thing affecting us, or is it sending a message? >> oh, the message. is it sending a message, that whole chestnut. what can we do? i can't say [bleep]. i will say we have no leverage. here is the thing. putin has been longing for the reconstruction of the former soviet union for a long, longtime. in 2005 he made a speech. in the speech he said the collapse of the soviet union was the largest geo political disaster of the century. three years later his troops roll into russia. sorry they roll into georgia. what does he get out of that? people say he retreated. he didn't retreat. he ended up with two republics. now he is in crimea. ever since he was in power we

underestimated him, misunderstood him. he never believes the cold war ended. that's his mind-set. when they say i think he is out of his mind and everybody says, yes, it does seem like an anomaly, that's what we have always done with putin. this is what he intends to do. >> we are not allies, we are rivals. >> the idea we are going to reset and hold hands a and u nie corns are going to fly out of our ass -- >> they fly out? i have been doing it backwards. >> what will happen a is all of this outrage is just going to dissipate because we have a -- attention deficit disorder. we will chase the next shiny thing next week. he will not go into crimea and we will consider it a diplomatic victory and he gets what he wants. >> can you refute anything he just said? >> i don't understand anything he just said. >> that's the problem with

america. >> did you have a question? mitt romney was mocked when he said russia was our number one geo political foe? people said please, this guy is in the -- is stuck in the cold war and putin is our pal. the fact that he is turning out to be right will go over mitt romney critic heads. >> it is a shame. you claim to be ukrainian because you think it is interesting. are you worried? concerned? do you have relatives? >> i am fifth generation. my last name is the most ukrainian thing about me. if i do have family there, oh, man, it is terrible. it is terrible what is happening. we all just feel so hopeless. we want to help and have great advice, but at this point i feel it is a little too late. >> you sound like the white house. >> the point is -- you just

started working here. she is already looking for another job. we should have hired the fat guy. my point was -- damn it. the point is, if it is too late what you do now is to prevent what he is going to do next. you get part of this region. we have to send a message to the other tyrants around the world and a message to him that that is where it ends. what about saying we don't need tanks. we need banks. >> i think we were talking about this earlier and his point is you need to -- the only thing putin cares about is he and the money they have if we can freeze their accounts and turn him against him, that's the one thing that might worry him. >> i don't think they are going down that path. i don't think they are going to care about this. the one thing we have to do is

what has been done in the past. we know that putin is a different character when the price of oil drops. that's where we have some ability. people are talking about destroying the rubble. the oil is something we have seen in the past. we have been able to impact. >> why don't we start drilling more? that's what i said on "the five." i said drill, drill, drill. that one has said that. it is a boat for oligs, right? the question i wanted to ask you but forgot, your bff snowden has picked a great country to defect in. >> i am pretty sure he didn't defect. >> i think you wrote it to me. >> have i to say i am shocked -- i have to say i am shocked snowden would make

putin do this. i didn't see that at all. now i feel bad. i feel like our foreign policy now consists of two options. we do either the equivalent of a strongly worded letter to the editor or death by drone. that is pretty much what our foreign policy has become with nothing else. >> are you suggesting we take out putin with a drone? >> i would like to have a strongly worded drone. >> a drone that drops off the letter. >> wait a minute. that's president obama. it is a drone that drops off a letter. you know what, this is basically a soap -- it is a hangover. you wake up and you realize this never was a good relationship i love russia. they want to separate russia from putin. >> that's basically what he said. you don't punish the russian people, but gao after -- again, he says you go after the olegards. the western banks have

welcomed and you prees their assets and that might make them not look at putin so nicely. >> he has created a lot of multi billionaires there. i don't think we understand the depth of the loyalty and ties that exist. >> i know diligence sells a lot of arms and stuff. >> we are making a fortune. >> we have to take a break. coming up, what is it like to work for the cia? mike baker discusses his latest book "i'm gorgeous and you're not. the meek baker story -- the mike baker story by mike baker." first, is it better to yell? we will come to our own conclusions next.

is yelling the new spanking? is spanking the new murder?

it is a subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> there we go. welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate. i'm greg gutfeld and host of tonight's "red eye" debate. according to researchers and anyone who spent tame in wal-mart, today's parents are yelling at their children more than ever. according to one expert, quote, yelling is the new spanking, but it comes with a cost. parents often feel guilty and there has been a backlash to the tongue lash. they have challenged parents to not yell for an entire year even if the kid is cutting off his own fingers. i added that. it is not true. pab, you claim to have children. haven't seen any proof. you don't carry pictures. what method of punishment do you use? a whip, a hair brush? a combination of both? >> the study did not mention

tasers. they are okay. >> that is going to be taken out of context. by me. i will ruin your career. what about yelling? you are a mom. >> my husband and i don't believe in spanking. we do the yelling thing. >> between you two or what? >> that's a different issue. yelling doesn't work. you just yell louder and that doesn't work and then you are screaming. and then the kid just tunes you out or they are traumatized and then you feel guilty as a parent. it doesn't work anyway. carrots and sticks. carrots are all you feed them for dinner after you beat them with sticks. >> i thought you take carrots and put them in a pillowcase and twist it and beat them with that. that's what i used to do. mike, they put a lot of focus on on yelling and spanking. are there other useful methods some -- useful methods that don't involve violence or screaming? >> that's true.

i have three little boys and they are 6, 4, 2. >> have you three now? >> i've got three. time flies. >> i find sleep deprivation and temperature variation. >> what do you do? >> pab is absolutely right. the yelling just spirals out of control. but sometimes as a paisht, -- as a parent that's all you can do. they say step away until you are calmer. sometimes you just realize -- it is okay to understand that the kids can be [bleep]. once you understand that you are halfway down the road to controlling your own. part of this is you yell because you think that what they are doing is a bad reflection on you. i found if i talk in a low voice. my dad never yelled. he never spanked. we never wanted to disappoint him. when we had done something

wrong he would just look at you and he would lower his voice and talk to us. i came from a family of boys and i try to do that with my boys occasionally and it doesn't work and then you go to the stress positions. the spanking i think occasionally you have to give them a swat if they are just not paying attention or something not working for them. honestly my boys if i do that they look at me and laugh and walk away. >> joanne, you have six children by five children guys and an osprey which is a bird of prey. do you have thoughts on this? >> well, the punishment i doll out to my several children is i take those child support checks and i spend them on myself. they don't eat for weeks at a time. they look great. >> you have bags of forever 21 gear all over the house. >> and they are too weak to

misbehave. >> but then they can't work for me. paint my nails. it is not a win-win. my mother did the silent treatment a lot which i think works better than yelling. kids want attention. we crave it. when she would be silent, that's when i knew i did something really bad. i had to figure a way out of it. kids are sponges and they absorb the energy. i am not the parent here. you know what works a lot better than i do. i am the best parent here and i don't even have kids. >> the ukrainians were right. sometimes kids feel any attention is better than no attention. what happens is you revert to yelling and spanking and eventually the kid are feeding for the bad attention. at least it is some

attention. >> well i want to ask andy. in a way you have children. they are cats. do you ever raise your voice to them and do they even care at this point seeing as you live as a poor example to them. >> i hate yelling. i absolutely hate yelling. i worked at a place where the boss was a yeller and it was painful. raisingnk there is a your voice and yelling. you do at times have to raise your voice. like you said, if you start yelling then you have to escalate and escalate. if you do it rarely they know that they have really done something wrong if you are going to raise your voice. the problem is if it is over done. if you are yelling about everything -- it is like the people constantly outraged. if you are outraged about something you are outraged for everything. it is like a kid will do something where he could die. >> or looking into my special drawer. >> you have a special drawer? >> who doesn't have a special

drawer. i have a special closet with another special drawer in the closet. >> it is a little closet in the drawer. >> exactly. it is where i hang upside down. >> it is a russian nesting doll of obscenity. >> everybody here or maybe just the guys here, you must be remember being yelled at by a stranger. that's the thing that sticks the rest of your life. there is nothing more amazing when you yell at a child you don't know. you can't yell at me. you are not my parent. you say they're not here! they're not here! i don't want you making that noise anymore, child. and they are so terrified. then you walk away. >> how often do you do this? >> i used to do it at the gym the kids would play and i would wait and say shut up! >> what gym were you working out at where the kids would play.

>> gymboree. >> sometimes they wouldn't get out of the ball put. >> it is adult swim in the ball pit. they had that at mcdonalds. all right, everybody out. >> the weird owe in the speedo walks in. >> goggles. >> coming up harrison is ford is dead -- tired of award shows. can you blame him? why is this woman suing? as soon as i read the story i will tell you. how adorable.

are those lacking height not so bright? it is time for another -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's second "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. i am greg gutfeld, the host of the "red eye" do bit. scott a scientist claimed shorter people are more likely to have a lower iq than their taller counterparts. they came to the conclusion after measuring people's height against reaction times and power of recall. none of these things we use in everyday life.

you are hot, tall and smart and you never had to worry about anything in your life. >> do you buy this? >> actually i don't buy it. some of the smartest people i know are about your height. >> 5 foot 9? >> we are all going in the same direction. for greg's benefit i will speak loudly and slowly. what do i know? i am not a scientist. >> could have fooled me. >> i have met some smart short people and complete tall [bleep] that #r bright. >> that's a good response. >> andy, maybe height inspires more confidence so you actually do better, but are you still really dumb. >> no, i think it is just that the study is correct, for men anyway. i know a lot of smart short women. i can't think of a single short man with any

intellectual capability or capacity that i know. i do think the study goes too far. it starts out with low intelligence. then it goes up and it hits 5 foot 11, 6 feet and it is apex and then goes back down. they got that part wrong. it is pretty spot on. >> pab, i would argue short people are smarter because they have to be in order to get ahead in life. they are constantly faced with discrimination from tall h-holes -- a-holes. did you see how i edited myself. >> it is a good argument. albert einstein, 5 foot 9. every president since regan, over 6 feet. are they all smarter than einstein? >> no. >> i rest my case. >> that's really good. >> joanne, i don't want to spend much time on this. i can prove this study is bogus with two words.

fashion models. they are not smart. >> you have a point. >> thanks. >> and they are women. >> i didn't say women. >> i think these studies are fascinating. it is never done on average sized people, average anything people. why aren't we exceptional? >> i don't know. >> how tall are you? >> i am 5 foot 5, but any website you see says i am 5 foot 7 thanks to my old publicist. sometimes you need to be taller to be well liked. >> that's the problem with society. you nailed it right there. next topic. where am i? a federal appeals court ruled it is unconstitutional for a high school coach to require boys to get decent haircuts. stacy meyer, a coach in indiana, expected players to keep their hair above the

ears, eyebrows and coller. he said it promotes team unity and a wholesome, clean cut, image. the parents of a student sued when he didn't make the team after refusing to cut his hair. the court ruled in their favor because no girls had policies regarding hair length. funny side note, there is no funny side note. let's address the sexist part of this. women don't have this. why should men? >> that's one of the most difficult parts of the case. otherwise i would say playing on a team is a privilege and a right. teams can set rules and if you don't want to follow them, you don't have to join. it is tricky with the fact that the women's teams don't havey qifl lept -- equivalent rules. what they said in the ruling is this is not crazy long hipy hair. it says it has to be above the eyebrows and all of the teen boys have the mop tops over

the eyebrows. >> i think the solution for women and men is shave their heads bald. that is perfect equality. do you think if the guy was really good at sports he would make an exception? >> i don't think that would be an issue. we need to take our cue with hair length with the length of basketball shorts. >> happy days it was clean cut and short. the shorts were tiny. the longer they get, i think -- we need to be more lax with our hair style. >> i don't know if i like the long shorts, mike. >> long for those -- the tiny shorts with the long socks? >> there is a classic -- >> larry bird. >> the kind of thing growing up you took a gym class or volunteered to help with gym classes. that's something i often did

even after high school and college. >> took the kids to get their first job strap. >> it can be confusing. they don't let you try it on and you can't return it. >> i called it the totally cool awesome four-wheel ride for you. >> i don't get what pab was saying in terms of the problem is it is not the same for girls. >> we are going over -- going off the ram. off the rail. they are going to sue the school. you can't just cut your hair? this idea that the girls don't have the same rules. if they want a rule for the team, have a rule for the team. >> they don't have a rule for the football team. >> it is destroying the world. it is not just america.

>> go ahead and defend this court ruling. >> like you said, the fact that this case went to a federal appeals court was pathetic. what they are saying here is they are not saying the girls and guys team have to have the same standards, at the have to have a standard if the guys are going to. i don't get that. it is not gender discrimination. it is coaching philosophies. if one coach whether it is a guy or girl's coach wants short hair, that's fine. if a girl's coach doesn't want to or if a guy's coach doesn't president want to -- doesn't want to. >> your solution was that to shave the men and women bald? >> i don't understand all of your solutions square up perfectly with your fetishes. at some point i have to stop taking them seriously. >> it is a bizarre coincidence.

my fetish is to help people and make their lives better. the stress relief when you are tied up. it helps a lot of people and it is a fetish of mine. where am i on this? by the way, how is this different than saying you can't wear a shirt with a flag on it? you are expressing yourself with your hair. >> it is our home -- we should start home schooling. >> are you going to play on a sports team and you have to wear a uniform. so you won't wear a shirt with a flag. but to andy's point, the most disappointing aspect is the parents, what do they do? their automatic reaction is we are going to sue. great lesson to the kid. gite military has hair requirements. they are different from men and women, but they have requirements. if they had no requirements for the women, that would violate the equal protection? >> i think we came to no

conclusion. that's the way i like. it i like you to leave more confused after a segment than you did entering one. i want to see the information in your brain has actually gone down. time to take a break. more stuff when we come back. i have a new book coming up. this is called not cool. i will come to a city near you. 31 cities in 11 days. nobody has done that before. go to g gutfeld.com and you can see the entire tour schedule to find out where i am going to be and talk to me permanently. -- personally. shake my hand if you will. i will wash it.

they gave him slack for wearing black and that leads us to the leatest edition of -- >> is this racist? >> all right, welcome to the is this racist debate center. lebron james has given up the black face mask he was wearing at the league's request. king james as i have dubbed him wore the mask during a game on thursday to protect his broken nose, but nba officials didn't like that they couldn't see his face and said he should slip into something more revealing. lebron agreed and showed up naked. no, he was wearing a clear, less cool cover. both of them are frightening for reasons that have nothing to do with him. masks are frightening. is the nba racist or colorist?

>> lebron himself said the league didn't tell him he had to change colors. it was a request. he said i am just a player and i will do what they ask me to do. the reasons were they can't see his face of the they can't see him better than they could in the black one. you can sill see his eyes. his cheeks are covered. what do the uh pone nebts need to -- opponents need to see? if you look at the black mask. he looks more intimidating. that is a performance-enhancing drug. if i wore that i would be a much better host. >> i think the reasoning is behind it that it is menacing. there have been other players including recent times that had the same sort of mask. the league didn't say anything about it. but lebron is the top player in the league.

he is the most visible. come on, don't act like you don't follow sports constantly. >> have i no idea what this -- i have no idea what this young gentleman does. >> he is in the same fantasy football league. when are we playing football? >> i am waiting for the league shorty robes to come in. joe app, i am dying -- joanne i am dying to find out what you think about this? is it racist or scary? >> it is an intimidation tactic. i think very tall people are scary. if i were ever on the team i would say we have to cut him off at the ankles because this is not fair. this is not sports man ship. i like the black one better, right? >> they made t-shirts immediately after he showed up. they made t-shirts and everybody loved it. >> i am just waiting for that to be taken out of context. >> i like the black one

better. >> i am telling you it is ahead of its time. if you can wear something like that for an injury, it is scary. you wouldn't know though because were you picked last for your teams in gym class. >> was i? >> i think so. >> andy has similar masks for his cats. very intimidating. >> shouldn't we all wear masks? >> except for that kid in the movie "mask" but that was called" mask." can you answer a question? >> that was not really a question. do we have the side by side? can we put that back up? >> while we are waiting for -- are you telling me that's lebron james on the left? i did not know that. i thought that was sherrod. >> you are a racist. >> i totally understand what the league is doing. i do believe it is better to be a black face mask than a black face mask. >> all depends on where you

put the hyphen. >> have a video of your animal doing something? click on a video and we may use it. a sexy mug shot. my favorite story of the night and we do it last.

e block. last story. that's the last story. >> she went from mom to mean. megan simmons was internet famous after this dui mug shot went viral. now she is going after the company that introduced it. she is adorable. she was the subject of suddens of means. they offer background checks of criminal records and using it for financial gain. if i can only express my concern to you somewhere quiet over dinner. you kept your mug shot hidden all of these years. she is flattered by this, right? >> that's the thing. she is suing -- she is so outraged this is out there, but meanwhile, back in april she was milking the publicity and told huffington post she

would pose for playboy if hugh hefner called her. >> how many kids does she have? >> four. >> that's idiotic. if i was working at playboy i would have called and done that. she is adorable. you know what this is? this is the only curse of being attractive. peel will want your -- people will want your mug shot. no one wants andy's. >> have you seen andy's? >> you could do her mug shot. >> i will start laughing. >> she looks great. in most mug shots you see these women or men who look absolutely terrible. i think we should have a dating website where it is all convict mug shots. on those dating sites it is the best foe -- photos. you want to know what you are waking up to. >> put the peck tour up. picture up. it speaks to a theory of mind that she is not impressed and unaware of how hot she is. in every small town there are beautiful women like that, mike, intriguing to all men

because she is as hot as any actress on the planet, but doesn't even know that. and maybe somebody like you could walk into town like a jack reacher from the jack reacher novels and then you pay all of her legal bills and get on your harley and you go off into the sunset. >> you get on your harley. i think she knows how hot she is. i think she does. hot girls always know how hot they are. >> really? >> it is absolutely true. >> joanne is going not me. wait, by saying not me i proved the theory. andy, you once paid catalog work pour sears. how is this con vehicled it model different -- convicted model be different? >> it wouldn't be a dickey. >> i am going to go ahead and say i am guessing in real life, not that hot.

>> no make up. >> that's my guess that it happens to be an extraordinary peck tour and she is not that hot. >> do you think somebody touched it up? >> no. i could be completely wrong. >> maybe she is coming from a party where they did her hair and make up. >> she was driving from a fashion shoot. >> you don't know. >> i think we have to stop making mug shots public record. >> i agree with you. >> these are not people who are convicted. they are charged with something. >> she was ultimately and she is on probation. >> she is a delightful woman. you are right. it is unfair to people to have mug shots especially when they are normal, decent people. >> what if you make the hot people's mug shots public record? >> i like that. >> by the way, hot people tend to get everything easy and free in life. just nail them on the mug shot. >> usually because they are tall.

we have come back around. >> andy levy, pab, mike baker. >> we are starting the second season in the fall. >> bye.

hello, everyone. yp dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." as russia tightens its grip on the crimea region of the ukraine, the united states is weighing their options to tighten their grip on the country. john kerry is headed there tonight. russia has given a deadline of 10:00 p.m. eastern for two war ships to surrender or be seized. putin made his first public appearance today to watch military maneuvers in russia, and earlier today, president obama offered this warning. >> i think the strong