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movie. and he hopes to one day be played by joanne in a lifetime movie. it is tv's andy levy. and he is so sharp his thoughts pops balloons. it is "vanity fair"'s chris browser. it is andrew schulz. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. to may there is only one wonder of the world, greg. you. >> they apologize for their disguise, and that leads us to our latest edition of -- >> is this racist? >> a columbia university says it is sorry after hosting an olympic-themed party where members dressed in stereo typical clothing from other countries. the girls seen here wore

sombreros and mustaches, not there actually and french maid outfits and japanese schoolgirl clothes, among others. it offended a bunch of groups. they said, while we understand the actions taken by these members may thought have intended to be harmful, they were offensive. as usual the sorority regrets what happened and it will, quote, take as many steps possible to make amends with the populations we have hurt most. meaning they will be executed. for more let's check in with our "red eye" legal correspondent. >> i suppose you found a way to see out the window. >> that was so rigged. so people know where they are in the show, already i will go

to you, andrew. i am fopped of your jack -- i am fond of your jacket. >> he let me barrow it. >> are people getting too offended or just not offended enough? >> i am upset with the racists. >> they used to achieve so much more. they disenfranchised people and made them drink of other water fountains and now throwing sorority parties? >> step it up, racists! >> true. there are a lot of dead racists rolling in their grave. >> we used to accomplish so much more. we tore people apart and not brought them together for beer pong. >> do racists play beer pong? >> it is an american thing. the university has a bias-related response team.

and they said they would be available to help any student hurt by what they call microaggressions. does this make sense to you? >> i have never heard the term. >> it means things you would unconsciously do that would be racist. >> you obviously don't watch the show. >> for example, if you were in a classroom and you turned to your classmate to ask for hip -- for help on a math question, that's microaggression. >> that's also smart. >> what is amazing is the winter olympics are the whitest sporting event in the world. it is like nascar on a ski mountain at a swim meet. there were actually more girls dressed up as mexicans in sombreros than there were mix cans at the winter olympics. there was one member of the team. that is what is hilarious for me. >> but nobody wants to dress

up as a white person because it is not as much fun. there is not a lot of variation. >> go to nantucket. >> go to danny terio's house. this is a three-piece set. >> the third piece is himself. he dances in his underwear. >> i think a lot of our viewers are googling danny terio. >> joanne, i'm guess thrg are far -- guessing there are far worse things than arson. >> my parents are watching so i can't say too much. but there was one great halloween costumes and instead of polka -- polka hahn it is a i was polka hotta. i was a theater major so i was all about the costumes. >> that is offensive.

>> but if that was wrong, i don't want to be right. that's where the memories come from. the college memories. >> it is something you should be proud of. you must be proud of your alma-mater. >> as you know i do a lot of work with sorority girls. i wish i could have been there during the trying time. here is a list of statements esh youd during the wake of the party. you have the chicano caucus and the inner greek council and the dean of student affairs. the columbia japan society and of course the apology. six statements. i don't think that covers it. we need more statements. i am not sure how i feel yet. it is amazing to me. >> what about women with hair issues? there are women that have hairy faces and they may see a mexican party.

they say that is directed at me. >> we can't support women with hairy faces in anyway. >> this makes them feel okay. >> but laser treatments would go out of business. so us italians have to help them out. >> have i to say i am not -- have i to say i am not surprised they apologized. you can't spell sorority route sorry. check it out. >> microaggression is the word we will hear for the next three years. >> i agree with you. it is a culture and not a costumes. there has to be ways of doing this without making -- making counseling available. it is not like people shot people on campus. >> most people are pretty good. if you say, hey, i know you didn't mean to be offended there is a good chance they

would say i never thought of of it that way and this would be solved and you wouldn't have to issue statement after statement. just bring it up. >> the thing is, you can't get emotionally involved. people don't feel that upset about this, but they want to express it. >> it is like they love -- they look for the racism. they can't wait for you to be racist. >> who do you mean by they? >> white people. white guilt is perm -- permeating the pores. they say i didn't mean it because you were white -- i don't know where i am going. >> that was offensive. >> i was going to say this is what we talked about in our meeting last night. >> you should be allowed to be a culturallist. racism is stupid. if you are a white guy, but grew up with all black dudes you will have black cultural qualities, right?

>> like justin bieber? >> exactly. >> he is egging houses. such a black thing to do. >> he is renting out theme parks, so black of him. >> no, he is still the whitest guy ever. you will have cultural stuff. so make fun of culture. there are sombreros in mexico. it is not like they don't exist. if they dress as pinatas and beat each other that could be offensive. pinatas don't walk around in mexico. >> on the other happened sororities beating each other? >> get rid of the costumes. it was in the bag until her brag. 5* miami teenager, is there any other kind, cost her family $80,000 after she boasted on facebook about a confidential lawsuit agreement. there is a picture. oh the parents. the girl's dad was fired as headmaster of her private school which is gulliver prep and later sued alleging age

discrimination. the school eventually settled out of court to the tune of $80,000. the agreement, like tom cruise's sexual orientation, is confidential. when his daughter learned of the pay day, what did she do? it says mama a and papa won the case. they are officially paying for my vacation to europe this summer. suck it. with that one post her family lost all $80,000. i love this story. to make it worse the next day she was attacked by a parrot. >> she is on me. >> all right. this is a great story. in my view, it is so rare that there is justice. it made me feel good.

was it right for them to lose the 80 grand? >> she violated the order. you blame the kid. clearly that came from the parent. clearly the parent is like i am going to europe. and she added the suck it. >> you know that picture? she is like, suck it. that's why she deserved to lose the 80 grand. andrew, the whole thing is, is it her fault since she went to the school her father ran? maybe her stupidity is her father's fault? >> the father caused it. i just hope that's her mother's tongue. >> i like that you are laughing so much. >> when you said suck it and everything is put together.

i guess it is the dad's fault. it is an agreement. the agreement is stupid. if you did discriminate on him, then pay him the money. it doesn't matter if people know you did. pay him. who cares about the agreement? >> agreements are important. if you sign a nondisclosure and it is violated, why have the agreement? >> agreed, but no. jay i -- >> i am wearing a leather jacket. do i care about an agreement? >> should we be using facebook? wouldn't it be safer to communicate by batting our eyelashes in morse code? >> have i been doing that all night. -- i have been doing that all night. >> i thought you were saying suck it. >> no, that is just to you. >> i'm surprised that kids these days are still using facebook. when is facebook going to phase-out? isn't it five years now? shame on the dad for really disclosing all of this information to the kid.

i guess you are a family and you will share that information, but you saw her facebook pictures and you know what your daughter is capable of. >> this is like a dream come true. 80 grand is a lot of money to lose. how much money do you log? >> that's money well spent. >> not when you wake up drugs. >> does he work at hogwarts? let's be clear. the girl didn't violate anything. she didn't sign a nondisclosure agreement. this is the parents' fault. they get the blame. they shouldn't have trusted their daughter. they screwed up and trusted their daughter. >> never trust your daughter. >> not when she looks like that. >> she looks like fun.

suck it! >> i love that picture. she seems like a barrel of laughs. you know what, you will make $80,000 probably in a job in the future. don't feel bad lady who goes like that. she dropped the bomb on dad and mom. another parent thing. a new jersey high school senior is suing her parents to force them to pay for college. 18-year-old rachel canning. she is kind of adorable. she says mom and dad kicked her out after she refused to dump her boyfriend and they refused to pay for the rest of her catholic high school and college education. her parents say the honors student and cheerleader ran away from home because she didn't want to follow their rules or abide by their curfew. she would come home late drunk on on school nights. he says if she returns it would all go away. >> the privilege at living at my house, private school, new car, college education, it comes with living under our roof.

>> whatever, old guy. tuesday a family court judge set a court date for april. the puppies devour pants with no regard to human life. >> it is creepy because of the music. >> yes, the music made it creepy. >> otherwise it is adorable. >> have we gotten to the point where kids, brats can sue their parents? >> you have to love a jersey girl. that's how it is today. the most disgusting thing to me though is the man who is facilitating this whole thing is her friend's father. it is the family she is staying with. >> that's the guy she is dating. >> really? >> no, i'm assuming that.

>> i think this friend's dad has a personal vendetta against this this -- and her dad is an expolice chief. this is ging to make a great lifetime movie and i hope to play this girl in the future. it has to happen soon though because i am not going to stay this young forever. >> have you seen her, she is adorable. >> i am hoping to play the dad paying for the court date. i think there is is something creep egoing on. >> i want to play the boyfriend who is a divorced older dude named monte and he has a suped up acura. you know what, at her age, it doesn't take a lot to impress. the wealthy, cool, older guy is probably embarrassing. could be a comedian. >> no comment. oh, wait a minute. i think your parents are allowed to decide how much money they spend on you. my parents decided at a young

age that i wasn't worth private school. that was up to them. they had that right. it worked out. >> did it work out? >> i can't put together sentences and i am wearing a leather jacket and a shirt with leather sleeves. >> i think we can agree your parents made the right call. >> are those really leather sleeves? >> i am trying to remember, is there a merry go round? remember that store that sold horrible clothes? did you ever work at the chess king? i am old. let's change the subject. what are your thoughts on this? >> the idea is that she moved out willingly. she willingly moved out and then unhappy with the way that worked out and now suing for money. so now kids who move out and are unhappy with things that happened can now sue their parents. or things get complicated and they can sue their parents.

i can sue my parents because i am gay and that is is expensive. i need some support. how much money are we talking about? >> i can sue my parents for me being straight because that's also been a pain in the ass for me. >> i think you should. >> the damage has been done, andy. you have a unique perspective. >> i do. as you know i do a lot of charity work with college cheerleaders and occasionally high school ones. i think the advice i usually give them applies here. be yourself unless yourself sucks. she for an honor student is pretty stupid. she is a senior in high school. in less than a year she won't have a curfew. she can get drunk every night. all she had to do was do a few dishes and be home by 11:00 and in six months or whatever she could be living the life. >> look how cute she is. she blew it. >> she is dumb. >> she is dumb. i think it is all going to work out. >> really? >> i have no evidence for that. i just thought it was a nice

way to wrap it up. coming up, john travolta will blow you -- away with his morgan free man impression. first, what can we learn from a human barbie doll? in the short answer, nothing. we will debate for several minutes anyway and then throw up.

he is is at ease around ham and cheese. yes, it is time for our latest edition of -- >> victory for perverts. >> he is famous for posting a

video of him having sex with a hot pocket. it started when the 18-year-old who previously filmed himself violate a pop tart tweeted this 420 repeats and i will blank a hot pocket on vine after i heat it up. naturally he reached his goal and then went to town on his food and shared the video evidence with the world. said the food fornicator, i tried doing it without a condom and it was way too hot. i said dude i have to use a condom. this is very important information. it is more than you can say for most teens, right? speaking of food. here is a video of me making pizza this weekend.

>> i have issues with food. i can't eat some of the things i like. >> that was really funny. >> this guy has other videos where he just destroys food? i have seen the videos before. oh man. i don't know why it is so funny. >> the bigger issue to me is is it a chicken or egg thing? is internet fame -- does the desire for internet fame creating more idiots or is it exposing the idiots early on? he would have done something stupid later in life. i don't know. >> you are presupposing that guy is an i idiot. >> that guy is some kind of genius and will make money off of something like that. i would also argue he was banned from vine and twitter. isn't this exactly why we have vine and twitter to expose these people who want to be

exposed for a hot pocket? >> that's an interesting point. this guy could be smart and engaging, but he won't get a job for years. the only people who get jobs are people who don't do weird things on twitter. if twitter was around when you were 16 or when i was 16 we might have done something stupid like that. that's why we are here. in a weird way could this be eliminating creative people from the work world? was that a good question. >> that was a really good question. that's a great way getting around talking about what he did. we turned it into an intellectual discussion. he actually manipulated us into retweeting it 420 times. this brain might work well in the foss mere and he

will -- atmosphere because he did what he did to a hot pocket. >> i know i am a weird owe. if twitter was around i would be doing things like for a thousand retweets i will -- >> clean it up. >> they had back in the day. i double dog dare you. now you can broadcast it to a wider audience. >> only one person saw that. >> they never let you live it down. someone else is doing something stupid 10 minutes later. >> here is the -- you know, he works in a restaurant, joanne. should he be fired? they may link that to what he does at work. >> i wouldn't be surprised if he is already fired. they showed it to their employers -- managers at the restaurant and he is probably gone now honestly. i think that is probably -- i would have to fire him.

>> we are thinking about him, but what about the hot pocket? did he get a a yes out of her or him before he enjoyed it? >> it is disgusting. andy, i am not defending him at all. >> you kind of are. >> the hot pocket has free advertising. >> just a couple weeks earlier they got free advertising because they had to recall two flavors. there was bad beef. i think you may say this is better advertising for them. >> i will argue that if he wore a condom he didn't really have sex with a hot pocket. as far as him being banned, i think the only reason he was banned because he was underage. porn stars on twitter have explicit photos. >> i have no idea. >> sometimes for stories i have to research it. i don't think this is -- when the founding fathers in vented social media i don't think this is what they had in mind.

>> who are the founding fathers besides al gore? >> a guy named ted johnson. >> i can see the classes at i'm prf. at improve. >> use the funnier names. >> i'm sorry. it is a funny name. >> it is. >> i'm glad you didn't change it. i think i will stop here. >> yes. >> there are so many things you want to say. >> i won't say any. >> it is a story we couldn't do anywhere else, but we did it. we are your hot pocket of news , waiting for you to open up that package and enjoy it. coming up, st. patrick's day. but not for another two weeks.

first, a story about a blind nudist. i think i have died and gone to blind nudist story heaven. call me, whriend -- blind nudist.

she has blonde hair and only eats air. a ukrainian model and

so-called human barbie says she is is training herself to survive on air and sunlight. she practices breather-arianism, living without food. look at that. strange. she thinks she is from space and can communicate with aliens. who doesn't? i often feel the same way. is she somebody to look up to? >> i don't know if i would want my daughter looking up to her. i think she is a little weird. at the same time -- >> a little judgmental. >> at the same time there is a lot of americans that could benefit from a light and breathing air diet. >> i for one. >> you are in excellent shape. i will brag for you. >> i have been working out a bit.

>> i think you put her to shame. >> at least she has goals. that's the important thing. she says i want to be barbie and she has done it. >> she looks amazing. >> why isn't that an olympic sport? people curl. why some like, try to look like 5* barbie. >> somebody else is doing it to her. if you could pay your way into the olympics, but i don't know how she has done that. i get removing ribs, but her eyeballs are large. >> i asked an expert and they say she does her eyeballs bayouses giant contact lenses. did you really remove ribs? >> i don't want to claim that as a fact, but i think i read that. >> i did see a video where she shows the camera -- she showed the camera she has no surgery marks and has all of her ribs

technically. what i think is super creepy. can we pull up the picture? so there she is standing with a bunch of barbies. can you imagine shopping with your daughter and she says, mom, look, i told you my dolls come to life when i am not looking. but then there she is. how much is that one? she has probably heard that question a lot. how much for that one? is she a role model? i don't think so. >> that would be great if she then hid when the mom turned around. >> she has a lot of haters if you go on the comments are ruthless. andy, you deal with that almost every day on our e-mail address at fox. >> i don't know how you can get up in the morning. >> the way i did it is i i didn't know it.

>> she says she can speak with aliens through light and she can time travel and she is from another planet and so we know she is not crazy. i wish her well as she experiences kidney failure, cardiac arith mia and death. that's what happens when you don't eat or drink. >> it is another thing that she got into. maybe she figured it out. it is easy to be a freak if you are attractive. if i tried to do that people would laugh. >> there is a male version. there is a human ken doll also. >> smells like a topic for tomorrow. or it could be the chinese food. >> they are build 5*g cabin for food grabbing. twitter purchased two 19th century log cabins and plans to place them in the dining halve its new san francisco

headquarters. the cabins were taken from a ranch in montana and will serve as rooms to a room and add intimacy. they hope it will inspire creativity of the we need a place to do our cocaine. that's what i would do. is this a waste of the company's money? >> there are no smooth surfaces. of course. it is so decadent. i like twitter. it is a great company. log cabins were the simplest accommodations for people who were in hard times. they didn't need nails. they just needed a roof. i feel like is twitter going to now start eating food in the cafeteria with a knife or pooping in holes? that's what log cabins is about. >> log cabins should be the

bathrooms. >> a log house and it is a log. i got you. >> the beauty of the english language. thoughts on this? >> i think these people that work at these places that are going oh it inspires creativity. no, it just keeps you at work. that's all it is. we are so creative. no, you are at work 14 hours a day now because you are playing ping-pong. you are being duped. >> and they have to pay for that. that cabin is worth more than your death trap you live in. >> and i spend a lot of money on the tiny apartment. >> i am so tired of the tech companies trying to outdo one another. >> work is not supposed to be fun. it is supposed to be miserable. you go out for happy hour to complain about it. that means i wish we had a

beer tax. >> "red eye" stopped doing happy hour when they started to affect our job. andy, why do they have to be so unique? >> have you been trying to get news corp to build a ball pit. there is no room for you to be judging. >> i haven't explained why. a playpen filled with plastic balls. they throw me out of the office. >> you never give them more information. >> you know what this is? this is the nature of wealth these days. a company like twitter makes as much money as a major automobile company. they don't employ as much. or the what's app? >> 55 employees and 19 billion for the company. >> that's the difference. the difference is people are still making money, but it is less people and more money. instead of all of these paychecks they are buying log

cabins. i almost sound like a left winger. >> damn1%. >> that's not even 1%. it wouldn't be so bad if they would just hire more employees. >> it is also not revenue. >> and nobody is building the log cabin. we have to take a break. don't think of leaving me now. keep going. i have a new book. it is called not cool. march 18th and i will be coming to a city near you. get ready. i can't wait. grand rapids, portage. go to g gutfeld.com for the entire tour schedule to see where i am going to be.

does busy work mean you shirk? stand by because it is time for the latest -- >> "red eye" debate 2014 live from the" red debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye " debate. host of the" red eye" debate center. glad you could make it. new studies suggest people are the happiest at their jobs while doing unchallenging assignments. according to researchers mindless busy work like deleting e-mails or surfing the web gives us a, quote, feeling of accomplishment, but you haven't exerted a lot of mental activity. you have a feeling of fulfillment, but not stress. it is like the clumps of hair i find in bathrooms. it is not an achievement, but a weird psychological relief. does this show why people hate

their jobs and why you became a comedian? >> yes. what aim supposed to say? i don't believe in the study. all of the people i interact with who have the jobs to do these mindless activities are miserable. toll booth operators are miserable. >> to you it might be miserable, but they may beacon tent. >> every time i throw it in they don't say good shot. they don't say anything. >> when you add it with f you loser that may be the turning point. >> i do say it and that's why. maybe i need to say the whole word. >> you are saving time. chris, is this a relatively new thing, busy work? was there busy work before the internet? >> there was only busy work.

we were stacking rock on top of rock. >> i think it is totally -- i totally get this. it is like doing it is not as satisfying as crossing it off the list. busy work is a relief. >> if you were doing a repetitive job, the key even though it is point less is to have a whole list of the same thing so every time you do something you cross it off. you fuel the progress for the day. >> i had said this earlier. qh i make to -- >> when i make to do lists i will add things like wake up or take a shower. i can actually cross it off. i might not get laundry done p i don't want to feel that bad about not getting it done. >> the only thing left on your list are things you were supposed to do. >> exactly. that does happen to a lot of

people. >> andy, they said the focus peak between 2:00 and 3:00 p.m., you read these studies. unlike everybody else here. what do you make of this? >> have i a different definition of busy work. busy work to me is something unnecessary employers would make you do because they can't stand the fact you have free time. that's what busy work meant. >> do i do that? >> no. >> can you make another one of these signs? >> i kind of get the way they describe it, answering e-mail and checking facebook. i get why that is a nice break from doing something that may be challenging. i might argue that if you had to do that full time, it might be different, the repetitive thing. if you work in a creative job or in a job where you are having to think a lot, doing something like that could be a

nice stress relief. >> one point i made earlier was that i said something is fun to do until you have to do it. for example, when we are planning for "red eye" we sit around and look for stories and that's like a lot of work. but then i go home at night and sit down and look for stories without thinking. it is exactly the same thing, but now there is pressure. the other thing is he has a book coming out on the news and this is something i fall prey to. i believe reading the news is work. it is like, oh when really you are not working. you are sitting around and somebody is asking what you are doing and you say i am reading the news. that's okay. as opposed to saying i am thinking about you. that's bad. if you say i am reading the news. i am reading "drudgq" it is

work. it makes you think of work. >> doing laundry is the greatest of all time. >> you throw yourself in the washing machine and the next 45 minutes they say don't bother me. >> do you have laundry? your building? >> no. i hate it. >> andy is in a laundromat. >> no, i drop my stuff off. i don't have time. i wish i had laundry machines that my building or apartment. >> i used to have one. now i have to go downstairs. >> get me out of here. comment on the show, e-mail us. do you have an animal -- do you have a video of your animal fox news.com/red eye. coming up, our last story.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye," mike baker returns and then we have foster from" the independence." >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> they are blaming a blonde

woman in a florida nudist community because her service dog exceeds the weight limit of 25 pounds. she says she has been harassed and the association told her her black lab can only be walked in specific areas and has to move out of the way of pedestrians which i wouldn't mind if they were nude. thankfully she filed a civil rights lawsuit and i am behind her 100%. basically nude people can be fat, but her dog can't? it is doggist. >> i did not think about it that way. but that sucks. you don't want a dog under 25 pounds to walk you around if are you a blind person. >> to pull away you are not going to do it. i find it weird that she is blind and lives in a nudist colony. >> well if you have seen the other nudists. i have been to a couple of nude beaches. it is never -- nobody ever looks like me.

>> joanne, the dog has ever right to be there. he is naked too. >> in that clip they they weren't naked. they were probably violating the rules by doing the interview in clothes. i think they may be pissed because the dog maybe was sniffing a little too close and being 25 pounds bigger you are closer to the area you are sniffing and makes people nervous. >> that's probably it. why do they have a weight limit for dogs? it means how tall. >> crotch level. >> some nudists don't like that. >> i respect the nudists' choice to have a dog not at its crotch. i am open to all dog crotching decisions. don't want to offend anybody. >> i think she doesn't know

she is living in a nudist colony. >> i am legally blind. i am 20-400. >> it is correctable. i think it is weird a nudist did filing a suit. chew on that for awhile. >> that took me awhile. >> i am still trying to chew it. >> suit can also mean something you wear, andrew. >> now i get it. >> it is sad he has to sue. you can work this stuff out and the dog doesn't even know. the dog is trying to do his job. when she filled out an application she put down the dog's weight and they accepted. i am glad she is suing. >> i am glad she is suing too. i wish her the best and the dog the best. i think i have another 20 seconds left. what else can i wish? special thanks 20* joanne.

chris browser and andy levy and andrew schulz. rocking the jacket. i'm greg gutfeld. see you tomorrow. connect 1200

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