this is certainly what the poll is i wanted to it know what you think the irs is doing. up next? you know what's on the air. the o'reilly factor with bill o'reilly. good night from washington. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," is our nation's capital home to a turf war between violent snowball throwing gangs? we will take you inside the deadly battle ground. plus, does the vice president want to force the department of homeland security to deport justin bieber? >> it's the right thing to do. it is the christian thing to do. but it is also incredibly practical thing to do. >> and finally, why arely measures -- why are lemurs obsessed with selfies. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> in case you didn't realize i am andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is out somewhere playing a hobbit.

let's welcome our guests. it is ladies' night and the feeling's right. oh yes, it is lady's night, oh what a night. she is one sophisticated mama. writer and comedian bonnie mcfar land, you can see her and her husband doing live pod cast tapings of "my wife hates me" on march 11th. finally somebody has a pod cast. >> i did it. >> buck sexton, host of "real muse settings -- settings." and michael moi -- moynahan. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, andy, are you the new king? >> i just might be. did a napkin offend the

captain? we will try to answer that in the latest edition of -- >> is this real? >> so a passenger on west jet -- on a west jet airline flight thought having a pilot who was a lady was shady. he scrawled on the napkin, the cockpit is no place for a woman. an honor for woman is being a mother not cap tin. not captain. ps, i wish they would tell me a woman was at the helm. they publicly shamed the guy on facebook, i respectfully disagree with your agreement the cockpit and we now call [bleep]. are you more than welcome to deplane when you heard i was a fair lady. you had that right. >> thank god he didn't see what he drew on the back of the nap ken. napkin.

>> i don't think he really gets it. >> andy your laugh in the background of that. >> bonnie, here is the thing. i agree with probably all of david's points. do you think the captain is overreacting because it is that time of the month? >> i will say this is the first time in history that an airline has responded to a complaint. there is that issue. and i also -- yeah, i think that they should tell people if a woman is a pilot, and i think they should also tell you where she is on her cycle. i think that's important. it can get hairy there for a couple of days. >> absolutely. buck, you agree that airlines should let passengers know what the gender of the pilot is and also their race. why? >> i can't let that stand for one second.

>> i am fairly certain. >> he has not seen a woman in the cockpit for a longtime. that's for starters. i want to write a random bible verse. proverbs, 27. who even knows what he is talking about? you want to be rude to a steardess who is bringing you the short bottles. >> you know who does know he was accurate with that? >> and it is one of the commandments, thou shall not be captain. >> there was the lesbian waitress who said she didn't get a tip and got a nasty note. >> she was not a lesbian. >> is it possible this note

was a hoax? >> i would assume so. there was also one on the plane. they had the back and forth thing? >> that was a tokes -- that was a hoax. >> it was a big hoax. if the guy was real he was totally right about every point. what was the bible verse? >> provebs 31? >> is that even real. it is like todd 1812 or something. it was a great thing and she is writing back and making jokes. is the airline totally clear? it is probably bogus. we are talking about it and these people always win. they always get on -- it is like in baseball games. they don't show people who run on the field anymore. you are not a journalist.

>> no. >> they should stop covering these things. they are always fake. >> even when they are fake they are okay with the person who faked it because they are raising awareness. >> by the way you are a cultural editor. >> that is not a real thing. >> i just found this note you wrote on the back of my note. you wrote nothing. is that what you think of me? >> i am offended. >> you need a man to come over. >> that's for later. i think that the women pilot, the captains, are a great idea. especially the ones who have kids. you know why? they want to get home to their kids. >> do they though? do they? >> you don't have kids. >> there goes my point. >> there are two people who we loathe.

>> there have been studies that say they trust male pilots more than female pilots. is that because there are fewer female pilots or something deeper going on here? >> there is something deep going on. you know why they call it the flight deck by the way? women have decks. >> i don't think that is right. >> i didn't have an answer to your question. >> male pilots are never lost. >> would you let a woman in the sh a aggin wagon? >> i want to pull it back to the comment. i saw it on twitter. i don't know what it is, but there are people tweeting at me. it is about a shaggin wagon and it made me sick. thinking about buck sexton when you talk about the shaggin wagon. >> it is not that clean.

>> it is a dirty wagon. >> my favorite part of the note was when he goes out of his way to say not pc. when people need to go out of their way to say not pc -- >> keep in mind these are canadians. >> are they? >> why did we even do this story? >> it doesn't even count. >> we are going to move out. >> is he a sore loser and an out of control boozer or both? a canadian man is suing a casino for what he lost during the period saying he was too drunk to gamble. he blames the downtown grand casino for serving him too much booze he blacked out and he doesn't even remember gambling. they prohibit casinos from allowing visibly drunk guests to gam -- gamble.

and johnston tells the former news network cnn, what if i had gone to bed with all of those drinks and i threw up on myself and i choked and died. my responsibility is, look, i had drinks on the plane. at some point that is my responsibility. the unfortunate part for them is they have a bigger responsibility than i do. don't be so hard on yourself, bro. i'm sure it wasn't your fault just like this wasn't the cat's fault. i have never seen anything like that happen. trust me. >> my first thought about this story was this guy is a tool, and he is looking to blame everyone but himself. my second thought about the story is this guy is a tool and he is looking to blame everybody but himself, but he might have a case. >> and he is kind of a genius. if you can -- what i don't understand is if you can erase

bad decisions based upon booze in las vegas, las vegas no longer has an economy, right? the whole system is premised on people chain smoking, drinking, no clocks anywhere, no where you can g outdoors because they want you to make bad decisions inside and outside the casino i might add. if he has a legal case, i am shocked. apparently there is a statute out that says 17 drinks in 20 hours though? in moscow they would say, that's the kiddie table. >> you said you had two thoughts and i thought you were going for a personal record with three. >> i am not going to you next now. >> does everybody get free drinks at a casino? i thought the waitress liked me. i'm learning so much. >> now you don't have to keep telling them, this one is for my daughter. jay she is a big --

>> she is a big drinker. >> he was not reading his cars properly and isn't that what people do at casinos? >> if you go into a casino and you are sitting there -- what was the game called? >> it was kung pou or some kind of chinese checkers. it is not offensive. it is a real game. chinese checkers, nobody is offended by that. >> asian checkers. >> asian checkers. >> or checkers. >> this guy -- i wok like -- i would be like you saw the guy. >> he is like, i have a lot of money. i can lose $500,000. and then he actually wants more money. he doesn't want to be eliminated. he wants to get money for allowing them to be a total light weight and be a total idiot.

he had a friend. >> he was suing for damages. >> he had a friend who went upstairs and went to bed and was surprised eight hours later and he was still downstairs. shouldn't she be like, dude, you've lost so much money on chinese checkers and you are really, really drunk. >> i'm sure they were down there and he was really drunk and he was super, super polite to her. >> my question in this whole thing was what if he won big? what if he started winning? he would snot be complaining. it was the fact that he totally lost that this is such a big issue. my only concern and this will determine what happens in the lawsuit, but who is liable for this situation? is it the person serving him the drink? is it the casino? is it the person who was dealing the cards ?

it is going to depend on the nevada law what ends up happening in this case. >> isn't there a precedent -- i don't know if this is true. i am making this up. there used to be a fact checker. so you can just tell me if this is true or not. a bunch of people sued bars for letting them get drunk. >> you could sue for every bad decision you make while you are drunk i would blame pizza place, the tattoo parlor and my husband and my daughter. >> aren't people just going to act really drunk in the casinos and then if they start losing they can say it is not my fault. >> it is a cloak of invincibility. i prefer the multiple personality disorder. i would never do that.

>> i don't know how you can tell them apart. >> he says he has no memory of 44 hours of the weekend. doesn't he have bigger problems than his gambling is los like maybe alcoholism? >> i think so. i think he should sue alcohol people, the people who make the alcohol. >> that's the legal term, the alcohol people. >> i am the mom. >> don't you know, sue those people, those mean people giving all of the booze. so evil those people. >> you are even better at it than me. >> he said he had 10 drinks before he got to the casino and then had 10 more at the casino. i just feel like at some point you have to say there is something wrong. >> he said i take responsibility .

>> i think it was the 14th drink. the first 13 were on him. >> that's what they have on lunch on "mad men." maybe he doesn't have enough experience drinking. >> they might have tried to cut him off. he would say do you know hop money i have? i come here all the time. i will sue you. i will sue you. keep serving him. give him all of this money and then they happens. >> i feel like the way casinos operate, they don't give you a lot of leeway. >> they take the happened and the hammer. they take the hand and the hammer. >> let's let this ride a little. >> all right, do we have time for the next story? yes we do. >> i hope so. >> do our youth think the

party is uncouth? that's up according to the pew research center and represents the highest degree of satisfaction for any generation that they recorded in the 25 years of the survey. while a strong majority represents marriage and poll legalization, rumors of a a vast libertarian ground swell are overstated given that half support bigger government. that's the highest percentage of any age-group. for more we asked typical millenial to comment. >> is that lauren? >> obviously i am going to the only milennial on the panel. does this reflect you and your friends? >> i just vote for who ever kim kardashian votes for. that means who ever chloe -- khloe doesn't. >> you are a trump voter is

what you are saying. >> do you think kim is smart or khloe is so stupid? >> khloe is big. >> really you are going to vote the same as somebody who is a monster? >> a physical monster. buck when they ask which party they lean toward, far more said democrats than the republicans. that's probably not a good sign for the gop, is it? >> it is not a good sign. if you are one of these independents who liens conservatives, you are a conservative. you are just saying you are an independent so you can hookup with chicks. >> is that why i do it? >> i can only speak for the male side of the equation. the democrats -- gosh, you guys are just all full of malarkey.

they realize barack obama is bad at his job. but they can't vote for the republicans because halliburton. >> i don't think that's what it is. >> i'm a democrat right up until tax time. then i switch over. >> money gnaw han, i -- moynihan i was promised a libertarian. >> you thought it would be a belt. as somebody who leans libertarian, the thing is there is a number of marijuana legal ization that is up from 2006. libertarians like myself delu de ourselves. they just like drugs a lot. there is nothing wrong with that. that is great. that's why i'm a libertarian.

they like drugs and gay marriage and they don't like paying college loans. that's the big government bit. >> they think it operates like call of duty and it doesn't. i can tell thaw. >> sometimes they can kill nazis. >> i was thinking of modern warfare. >> that is the only party i associate with, the nazi party. >> last word to you as a mileniall. >> i am a strong and mpped -- and independent woman. i pay my own bills. i don't need a man. >> i am going to let you keep going. >> i talked to my friends. it is so hard to say you fall into one or the other. they see in gray or rainbows. i am not opposed to either. >> that was nice. >> you should move to canada.

they have three parties. >> don't listen to her. >> one is the nazi party. >> no, i am married to a jewish man. >> i i have a hard out as they say in the business.

she is the bell of the ball. she found out she could make her tuition costs fall by making men rise. she was acting in adult films. but when news spread on campus she received hateful backlash about porn doers. not really, but if we say there is a nationwide debate we can talk about it. now she is on piers morgan and did his show. good night, everybody.

>> if i was just another college girl that did porn it would be a day of news. we are in a society where we are so repressed. we are told sex is bad and we are told not to have sex and not to show our bodies. that's true for women. to be in porn and to be able to be naked and be able to be free and have the sexual uh -- autonomy is free. i love what i am doing and i am safe. i think that we need to come to a a level of understanding for that. >> i give that show another three weeks tops. let's see how the feline comm reacted to the interview. >> we are told sex is bad. we are told not to have sex. we are told not to show our bodies and that's true for women. and to be in porn and to be naked and to be able to be free and have the sexual uh

ton me is so incredibly freeing. >> smart take. she says we are repressed every day and it is incredited whree whree -- incredibly freeing. >> i am oppressed every other day. i find porn slightly freeing. i half agree with her. oh man, this girl. i think it is wonderful she is getting so much exposure. did you like that? >> we will edit that out. >> she says the schools are expensive. that's why she is doing this. you can get a great education at a school that is not $60,000. you don't need that. so there are other ways to

find money. if you really want to be freed, jump out of a plane and get arrested and break out. there are other things you can do. >> she said it is hipocritical that the same society that condemns her consumes her. i agree with that, don't i? >> yeah, see -- i don't know. bill buckley had a great expression. she is like a pie pie pie -- piromaniac with straw men. a bunch of bros were like, dude it is a porn star. society tells us not to -- no, they don't. no one is telling me not to have sex. >> somebody probably should. >> the women i pay money -- anyway this is like the fakest story ever. what it does is allows these people on certain blogs that you are going to -- i don't know want to name them but they do this whole thing on slut shaming.

there is another shaming. >> hair shaming. nazi shaming. >> the thing is you can't make judgments anymore? that's the way you cutoff debate. if you say i don't think it is the best way to pay for college from you having sex with guys guys with tribal tattoo on their [bleep]. >> did you say tribal [bleep]? wow. >> that's my issue now. i don't even know what i'm talking about now. >> i think it is fine to do whatever you want and to put yourself through college. it is the whole idea that she wants everyone to -- i mean when i was doing porn to put myself through the training program at tasty freeze i did not ask for everybody to get behind me -- well i did, but that was a different thing.

it is not empower meant. they try to make it into an empower meant thick. the thing is you don't need empower meant. nobody is stoping you. >> buck, you were upset when they called her a porn star and she only made seven movies that you know of. >> there are better names out there. show chose it because of amanda knox the one that may or may not have killed her roommate which is creepy to begin with. the libertarian wanted to like her. once she started droning on about patriarchy and all of this women studies crap, i'm done with you. i'm taking your movies and having a bonfire out back. i am not down with this anymore. the worst tv host since chevy chase, pierce piers morgan. >> who the hell orders porn dvd's these days?

>> probably chevy chase and allen thicke. >> i love that too. she was fighting back, but i didn't know that. she named herself as a porn star and liberated herself. >> she makes it clear that she is not -- >> but also the bell part is from beauty and the beast. >> she says people are being mean to me. no the men are not being mean to you. >> have to move on. coming up tom cruise is getting more and more into men -- tioning scientology in interviews. and what will they say about crocodiles? i don't know.

we will just sit in silence because i have no plan b.

they are devoid of their droids. at least that was the plan for yesterday for what the town of needham, massachusetts thought would be a phone free friday. they gathered together to turn off gadgets and tune into their family life. we tried to get a comment to see how the day went, but not a single person answered our calls. i am guessing they are probably all dead. bonnie, if we all turn off our phones, won't we realize how

much we hate actually talking to people? >> i feel it now. you know, especially with teenagers i would much rather carry on a conversation. i feel like we should do a medically-enduced coma for everyone 18 to 25 or something. >> medically enduced coma fridays sounds fun for everyone. let's take a day. >> i think there is a pay service for that in new york. >> kahn get medically enduced -- you can get medically enduced? >> i think something like that. >> don't we have phone free days? isn't it called honoring the sab ath? >> are you jewish? >> yes. >> i'm sorry i didn't know that. it does president -- it doesn't change my opinion. >> only because you didn't like me before. >> no, now i just have a reason.

needham, massachusetts, a real nice town. i am from massachusetts. it is a lovely place. you don't want to talk to everyone from needham, so that's why everybody is on their phones. it is really poor and they don't have tv's. >> they should stay off their flip phones? >> they all have the jitter bug phone. >> stop poor shaming. >> it is needham shaming. this is ridiculous. before phones i grew up in an era before there were phones. nobody liked each other. we found other things to do. it is not like if you take away electronics and instagram that it will be like a coke commercial and everyone is dancing around a rainbow and talking and writing short stories. people hate each other and they always have. >> is this a good idea? >> phones are not destroying

civilization. it is people who are using flash photography in their food. it is people who want a text message in a movie while you try to enjoy the latest hits on the screen. it is people who can't seem to figure out you need to use the vibrate instead of ring button for text messages and e-mails and phone calls. >> i am these people! i do all of these things. >> we can't even get to you turn off your phone for an hour to do this show. there is no way you would do it all day. >> i text during commercials. >> can anyone go a full day though? are we cave men, sir? >> as long as you can use your computer or ipad. >> but really because of the advancement of technology, oh you can't have your phones. now the kids have the watches that are the phones. they have the things and they will just -- whatever. >> i actually have a theory.

the guy behind this wants to murder somebody. he figured if he can get everyone in the town to shut their phones off he can get out of town before anybody is contacting anybody. >> it is like close your eyes. >> if you are going to do something bad, leave your phone. actually take the battery out. >> he got the whole town to shut their phones down. >> what do you want to uh cause him of on television? >> straight up murder. >> do you think he murdered somebody? >> probably. it was probably religiously motivated. >> breaking news. >> we will check google tomorrow. >> next story it seems most people don't put their money where their mouse is. a study from uc san diego says there is more hype than funds. the campaign had 1.2 million members and brought in only 8

cents per like. even though they kill millions of trees they are that better money maker. michael this is simple. clicking like orie tweet -- or retweeting something is easy to do. >> it is the second thing that is more important. it is always the things that -- talk about instagram and photographing your food, i mean all of this is sigma fying for your friends. signifying. it is the same thing with politics. look, i care about the people of darfor except i think that may be in indiana. we need to get them jitter bug phones. nobody is saved and there is genocide all over the world. >> does this prove that we want -- all we care about is how we look to others? not me, but most people? >> i like homeless people by patting them on the head in real lime. >> instead of giving them

money? >> you are not supposed to give homeless people money because you know what they will want to spend the money on? >> food. >> a home. last thing we need are more high risk buyers in the market. >> do you agree these campaigns raise awareness even if they don't raise money. >> i wouldn't, but i could. here is my problem with it. the fact that the people that do this are take no action people. what bothers me is the transference of you don't care about darfur? >> there was all of this -- >> i didn't have a gay marriage thing. people are like, what's wrong with you? what kind of a bigot are you? >> they take it to that next

level. >> he has it coming. >> it is like tibetan freedom. people were thinking it was just a concert. it was like the name of the concert. it was not a country that wanted freedom. >> shocked after all of those beastie boys concerts i went to are still not free. >> joanne, could this maybe explain your failed attempts at on-line dating? a lot of clicks, but then -- >> a lot of clicks and no action. why are you laughing at me? you sent me that message on-line. >> honestly the way to get people involved or the way to woo people is by harassing them on the street. i give away $18 a month to different organizations and they stop me on the street and i couldn't say no. you are constantly asked to give money. >> you can't make eye

contact. >> do you want to give a dollar to sick kids? no. >> they block you like a pack of wolves. you can't get around them. >> we learned you are a horrible people and now let's move on. >> i want to spend my money on me. >> time to take a break. spoiler alert, something frightening.

should we have chosen to leave it frozen? researchers revived a dormant giant virus found in an ice core in the siberian tundra. have i no idea why either, but they said it could destroy microbes harmful to humans. it only affects ameba, but the revival in a lab shows proof that we could eventually resurrect viruses from different periods.

translation, we just dug up the mega-tron of viruses and it could kill everybody. joe, how are you? >> not very good now. not very good. >> i wouldn't think so. >> they say this virus only affects ameba, but we have heard that before. >> yes. i don't trust scientists out of russia dealing with viruses. the worst part is, these scientists went looking for the viruses. what's the matter? not enough viruses for you, scientists? >> don't you think we shouldn't mess with anything? it survived 30,000 years and that is more than a dinosaur survived. >> well yeah, this virus has been around as long as highlander and you don't mess with highlander. everyone knows that. >> there can be only one, joe. >> any guesses as to what this giant super virus would do to a human? >> probably kill new a painful fashion while infecting those who care about you.

but i say that about any virus. >> you say that about a lot of household products too. >> do you think there is anyway we can use these viruses to our advantage? >> the good thing is they killed amigo -- amebas in the past. we would have to go to alaska or canada when things cool off with russia. a new topic, crocodiles are able to climb trees. four species on three continents they were seen climbing trees in one case 13 feet above the ground. joe, i'm guessing you are terrified of ground-based crocodiles so this has to be scary for you to even imagine this. >> it is terrifying. the worst part is we are probably just now learning about the crocodiles being able to climb because all of the people who saw them climb it first are dead. >> if they can climb trees they can probably climb fences, right? >> almost certainly. if they can climb trees, then

they can most certainly climb a fence so no one is safe. say are you in a second story apartment you are on the menu for crocodile. >> say a croc is chasing you and you are not a fast runner and you see a tree, what do you do? >> crocodiles don't cut left and right so your best bet is to cut left and right really fast until you get to the gun store. >> always sound advice. next topic, workers at a funeral home found a man alive and kicking when they opened a body bag ready to embalm him. his pacemaker stopped working and then started again. do you ever fear somebody will put you in a body bag while are you sleeping? >> not until you just said that. now my number one fear is that. >> glad i could help. i am actually scared and you probably are too, but what if you were the funeral worker

and all of a sudden the guy in the body bag starts kicking? >> that's the best thing that can happen to one of the funeral worker is one of the clients is alive. but it is awkward when you kill that client for being a zombie. the good news is he won't be missed. >> any tips to make sure you don't accidentally end up in a body bag while still alive? >> if a doctor says you are dead, always get a second opinion. >> sound advice. you are full of sound advice, joe. i appreciate that. cops are searching for a man who is is your mating on people near the university of florida campus. they say they were standing with their backs to the man and he ran away while confronted. are you worried about this spreading across the country? >> this is the first thing that happened since aaron hernandez went north. second of all, i am always

worried about people trying to pea on you. the worst thing about somebody ping on -- peaking on your jelly -- peeing on your jellyfish sting is when you find out that's not the cure. >> do you think it may make you a target? >> a lot of people are picking on on me because i look like a nice guy and that's always going to be a problem. >> should we all wear raincoats when we go outside? >> that's not going to solve the problem because best case scenario is somebody is peaking on your rain coat. >> i guess i never looked at it that way. mi tips to uh -- any tips to avoid getting peed on? >> keep your head on a swivel and be suspicious when somebody pulls their fly down. >> thanks a lot. outstanding as usual. i am now scared to death. >> thank you, sir. >> coming up, our last story. that's a hell of a tease.

you can see joanne on "fox and friends" at 9:00 a.m. eastern time. and a new "red eye" returns on monday with greg hosting. guests next week include dana perino and nick gillespie and

pj o'rourke. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. nasa robots, jupiter, moon. the alleged space agency is planning an unmanned mission to a moon of jupiter. it is known to contain water meaning the possibility of life exists there. and nasa's chief financial officer says one of the mission's goal would be to search for life that is under the moon's icy surface. one harvard astronomer finds it exciting because, quote, there might be fish under the ice. bonnie, are you excited for the space fish? >> no. >> i don't believe -- they always say there is inteligent life out there. there is is barely intelligent life out here. it is not, no. >> i don't believe it. we are it. find your special someone

now. >> it is not here. >> buck, shouldn't nays say go to our moon for -- nasa go to our moon for real. >> they are so busy being part of the fema camps. they do take climate change as a mandate. as a safety tip, apparently telling a lady you would like to go to june -- jupiter's watery moon is not a good idea. >> what if it is a space shaggin wagon? >> you weren't supposed to tell anybody. >> joe, earlier today you brought up the fact that the end of the movie "2010 space odyssey" we got a letter. can you put that up? the message said all of these worlds are yours. you said you don't think it is cool to tempt fate?

>> no. this was a clear success meg and we are -- clear message and we are treading on dangerous waters. however, i do love sushi. if we got this fish, i'm sure it would be super tasty and i would like to try. it although the radiation that surrounds it makes me nervous. they say there is already radiation in our water. so i will be used to it. >> they do say that. >> quickly, this won't happen until the mid2020's. >> i am dying now, quickly. >> you died more in the last hour. >> i don't care. i have leg cancer. we talked about in in the green room. they are going to take my libertarian card 8 way again -- away again if we don't find space fish. >> you got a virtual high five from ron paul for that one. >> special thanks to joanne,

buck, bonnie and mirna. i'm andy levy. see you on monday. greg will be back. >> you did a good job. rocket.

i'm going to leave you guys. pay attention. hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and bob beckel. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >> well, a lot of americans are fed up with our government, they want to feel great about our country again. today, rick perry gave them a voice and some encouragement with this fiery speech at cpac. >> get out of the health care business. get out of the education business. stop hammering industries. let the sleeping giant of american enterprise create prosperity again. my fellow conservatives, the future of this nation is upon you. it belongs to you.