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none of these stories are on "red eye." >> entertainment reporter jill dobson. she is no longer chubby. >> i am no longer chubby. >> she had a child, a baby. she smells as sweet as a rose but will make you bleed if you try to touch her. oh, nice wave. he killed a man in reno to watch him die. the biggest regret is i gave him an alibi. tv's andy leevy. his lips get more laughs than he does, paul mccurio. performing improv west bal palm beach, florida. prepare as always to leave disappointed. >> announcer: a block. the lead. that's the first story. i have seen a lot of people look you before, greg. but i usually had to pay admission. >> thank you for that. disembodied voice. he took his strudel and said

toodle, yes the chef left. day one of -- the white house executive pastry chef resigned. let me repeat that. i don't have to. and michelle's meddling is to blame. bill yases was hired by laura bush in 2007 to make his acclaimed cookie plates and sugar sculptures. when mrs. obama became first lady she ordered him to prepare healthier food. he started replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with agave. but his heart wasn't in it. he tells "the new york times," i don't want to demonize cream, butter, sugar, and eggs. they have been demonized enough my friend. the first lady may think sweets are evil. wefulfly disagree. the tribute to pay trees,

michelle obama doesn't want you to see. ♪ ♪ kind of tells you who is the real american in this story. jill. michelle made the pastry, michelle made the pastry chef replace sugar with agave, which sound foreign to me. and possibly communist. what do you make of this? >> who are these pinkos in the white house? come on we need butter and fat. he says he has been inspired by michelle to be a little more healthy. wants to do that. doesn't want to demonize fat, sugar, butter. he is famous for the giant gingerbread white house. he can't decide whether to listen to the devil, on the shoem e

shoulder or angel food cake >> well done. i didn't see that one coming. paul, your lips are often mistaken for sausage links which makes you an expert on food. i hate pastries. i find them sticky and dainty. like your hand. do you have any, you have very, very, very unusual hand. >> a man's hand. >> reluctant to call them hand. >> you have leprechaun hands. >> you can't shake a man's hand. >> it's wet. >> what is your take? >> couple things. the guy who invented it, can expect a massive audit. secondly, there has been a link recently that saturated fats do not cause heart disease. i think what i know does cause heart disease whether if your cookie has sugar or agave. >> transfats are a problem. >> not for me. my heart is fine. i had it remove years ago. >> i wish. >> seems ridiculous.

america is like, apparently, her fight on food literacy. i think we are too literate when it comes to food. $1,000 hamburgers. donuts filled with lobster. scientists right now. >> i missed that one. >> lobnuts. >> try to train free range chickens to lay cadbury legs. leave it fatty. >> an interesting diatribe i tuned out of. >> pastries aren't suppose to be healthy. was michelle making unreasonable demand on the chef? >> yes, she was. i don't want to eat a browny made with apple sauce. when i treat myself with a brownie. it is a treat. it has to be fudgy and gooey. >> wow. >> and delicious. >> way you are looking at me right now is awesome. >> so, it shouldn't be a routine. a treat. that's why he is there. for special events he is making pastries. no within is going to eat that gingerbread white house by

themselves. >> true. i tried. ate my way out of a gingerbread house. i was, that's where i was going with it, paul. >> your nickname was hansel. >> andy, like a fruit tart, you are flaky an filled with jelly. should michelle obama be impeached. >> pastry chef. more like patsy chef, greg. >> removed the r. >> the guy is the new lee harvey oswald. taking the fall for assassination of rich, creamy, deserts. assassination ordered at the highest level of our government carried out by the first lady of the united states. >> interesting. >> yeah. but, seriously, as jill said. he is not leaving because he didn't like michelle obama's health initiatives. he says he is leaving bah she inspired him to go out and teach the world about the relationship between food an health. >> we have this meeting at 2:00. >> today. >> could have so, greg, there is

no story here. >> i read the same story. >> it was there. i was wondering if anyone else would notice. >> i didn't read the damn story. i was doing the five. >> do people want to beep taught? really. people know, okay, lots of ham bur hamburgers are bad, donuts. occasional vegetable. need one more guy lecturing us for food. >> can't belief i am agreeing with you. makes me feel dirty inside. i think you are right. i've don't need a person to tell me something i already know. >> as some one who is no longer chubby. read shape magazine you. will know everything you need to know. >> new axis of evil. >> give birth of whatever it is that is making chubby. another method that works. >> of if the russians were made of fat, our president would stand up to them. >> there you go. >> nice, exactly. >> if they were made of ging gingerbre gingerbread. if venezuela was made of ging gingerbre gingerbread, we would go down there and help those people. we won't. we are more interested in our

fat kids here. he has the gall to ponder basketball. it is that time of the year when your office goes crazy filling out brackets for march madness. that means time for a new segment called -- the impending impeachment of barack hussein obama. >> here it is. worked on this all day today. between various shows. might add. hope you look it. if it is hard to read. get up close to the tv. better yet. just go like this. go ahead. >> the camera had a zoom function. >> they don't zoom. >> they showed you instead. >> i guess zoom is a command in camera language for look at jill. >> all right. yes. alleged president has taken time away from not stopping russia from conquering the world to fall out his own bracket for th championship. here is a look at the socialist lady interloper shirking the responsibility of its office as per usual.

>> who do you have winning the championship? >> michigan state going all the way. a while since there win. my pick, michigan state. bring it home for me. if the's been a while since i within my pool. >> hmm. >> i would argue for impeachm t impeachment. impeaching barack hussein obama would soil the very idea of impeachment. here is joe biden filling out his bracket. >> that wasn't joe biden. just a strange dog. andy, the world is burning. and the leader of the free world is filling out his bracket. this is a" i wrote for the 5 earlier. how did we get to this point. how quickly can we impeach him? >> let me tell you what is going on and why we better get to impeaching him quickly. the president, sorry, the president. picked michigan state to beat

louisville in the finals you. have michigan. you have kentucky. these are two very important states. if he is going to be able to get the 22nd amendment repealed. in time for him to run for a third term in 2016. and once he, if he does that. once he is reejected. sorry, re-elected. there will be nothing to stop him from abolishing future re-elections achieving his dream of becoming king barack the first. so we got to get on this now. if the rhinos in the house and the senate have the [ bleep ] to save this great nation we wouldn't have to be talking about this >> so true, andy. finally, i agreen with you on something. jill, are you as disgusted as i am. if that is possible which i doubt it is. the president loves the final four. i now call him president bracket obama. also, very pleased with his choice. believe it or not this bimbo went to grad school.

i went to michigan state. >> called yourself a bimbo. very misogynistic that you would do that to yourself. cancels out. defend your hero, barack hussein obama. you ignorant little moron. >> my hand are wet from touching you earlier. i cannot. on several levels. relax, after fixing the economy, health care, and crimea. oh, wait, none of that. what is going on. >> you turned it around. >> see what i did? >> yes. >> waiting for joe biden to make his picks on how i met your mother will end. do these people have nothing to do. >> that is the problem. he seems relaxed. we are all tense. he is still feeling pretty good. joe, you were saying earlier you don't think it is a big deal the president filled out a march madness bracket. i've don't have a question here. i want to let you know this is the last time you will ever be appearing on the show. >> yeah, i did say that, didn't i? i understand that this is a

thing. >> you are such a girl. >> this would boo a stress reliever. great way to relax. have fun with your friend. however he need to relax oechlt kay you get some of the time. don't publicize it. when we have all this other stuff going on. it is in bad taste. >> it really is in bad taste. >> leaves a bad taste in my mouth. >> there you go. >> don't publicize it unless you pick michigan state. >> you know this. can't nail down a final day for withdrawal from afghanistan. see what i did there. >> ooh, you are -- >> great. >> you are. >> you are lydocane. a topical collusion. >> andy. before we move on. i would look to make an interesting point. that is more perceptive than anything said here in the last five years. >> okay. >> president obama is like that relaxed c student that knows exactly what to do to get by.

i am jealous. seems to know where to be. it will be okay. that's what drives me crazy. he never seems that upset about anything. it is not fair. i am a neurotic weirdo. >> in two years he knows he will be retired and rich. yeah, here is my bracket, guys. >> i thought you said in two years he was going to be king. which one is it? >> it all depend on whether or not we impeach him. barack hussein ns to the wiinst. >> impeach him for his picks. so safe. two number ones. two fours that could be number one. >> that's my point. everything is just, you know, it is exactly what you need to do. exactly what you need. >> his wife makes him eat broccoli. he is a miserable human being. >> you are a miserable human being. >> broccoli is delicious. >> deep fry it. >> hope the topping of the brackets comes up, tomorrow, hard hitting questions from ellen. >> true, invading alaska while

he is on there. is it good for our thighs if food prices rise? "the wall street journal" reports that meat and dairy have gotten more expensive thanks in part to tight cattle supplies. after years of drought, and states, such as texas and california. prices are up for fruits, vegetables. sugar, beverages. this might sound like a bad thing. maybe just looking at it the wrong way. hamilton nolan writes -- drink water. call it a blueprint cleanse, america. for more let's go live off to the cats. >> yes, perverse. people have the strangest fetishes. those cats look delicious.

>> you know what? >> ha-ha. >> joanne. you current leap aly on a wine diet. has the rising price of grapes sobered you up? >> no. it has been difficult. when you buy wine in bulk. that kind of offsets any sort offer use. >> except the box. boxes are still. >> yeah. uh-huh. >> stack them. >> she is, she built her own room out of them. >> when you take the bag out of the box. recycle the box. >> put the iv in. yeah. yeah. >> much easier. unfortunate, because now people have to choose between -- you know their health and their budget. this isn't snicker bars. it's milk. it's beef. then they're telling us, grass fed beef, organic milk. that stuff is more expensive. man just the blueprint cleanse is a, our only option now. i don't know. >> i find this to be very

disturbing. much like yourab ablbulbous lip. great to have more hardship in america, because it doesn't really affect him. he is saying, you mow what. it is more exexpensive. we have fat people. also people who aren't fat that don't have any money. >> saying don't look at that as a rib bone. look at it as definition. nothing will change. corporations. if this, this stuff is unhealthy. right not. not going to stop serving foods and drop the prices to people so they can eat healthy. just going to put worse ingredients in the food now. meat, any stuff is going to be stuff kind of around the cow. or near the cow. right. i think it makes the diet less healthy. stop laughing at me. thinking about next thing you will say. the insult that is coming. don't think it changes anything. makes poor people eat worse

food. >> i agree. the mccow tongue. could have worked on that. jill you, hate the poor you. probably agree with this guy. he hey, who cares, i am okay. i can afford this stuff. who cares if they can't. >> here is the thing. i have been hearing this a long time. because a very famous frugal mom, steve dobson wrote a column for the newspaper in high school so popular saying you should drink water it will save money. hearing this from dad for a long time. yeah, we save money if we don't spend money on things like food. every now and then you have to have it to survive. >> need a nosh. >> find a balance. these are not such a bad thing. disin ter dysentery. people will lose weight. not affecting him. >> reminder for progressives that they don't care about the poor as much as they love telling the poor what is good

for them. best part of this was gawker commenter pointed out. cost of healthy stuff, fruits, strej vegetables. and a reply, we should tax meat to support vegetables. a good idea. what a tool. who ever pitched this story i loathe. because i was forced to read gawker which i've don't do because it is the worst website out there. >> you haven't been to pau paulmccurio.com. >> worry about fructose and corn syrup going up. in everything. that will kill you. that goes up you won't have anything to eat. >> this is water. >> if you only know what i did to it. what it is it like you wake up every morning and never know where you are. joanne's book. every day is st. patrick's day, because i am a terrible drunk. television shows the, filled with white trash. we do have mccurio on tonight. ♪ ♪ ♪ it was the best day whoo! yes!

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going up significantly in the past >> our television cast. hit shows like true detective, breaking bad, justified, sons of anarchy, true blood, facts of life too, the reckoning. they're centered around colorful white trash. the author calls it the white trashing of american tv. he thinks his shift is allows red states, and violence and immorality, confirms stereotypes. let's lack a's look at the scee detective." spoiler alert.

>> a big letdown. >> the dog was running in a flat circle. >> all five people that will get that joke. i think. >> millions and millions of people watch that show. greg. some of us have tv's. >> true. i have to plug in that thing. paul, you were in the deliverance remake where your lips played the raft. congratulations on that. >> i had to audition four times for that. >> i know. i know. no competition. do we even want a raft. >> the guy said sit on the couch and do something. i did. >> are these actual stereotypes? or are they making these characters just interesting? cultural ticks. >> a combination of both. okay if you stereotypes. white crash. i call them mistakes. what i find is that.

>> you are a racist. >> why not watch that. do you want to watch shows about middle-class america. 13 episode of a guy going running and coming home and filling out his census report. this is entertaining to watch. >> i would look to commend you on calling the south a mistake. >> i didn't say the south. >> i said white trash. >> west palm, florida, maybe. >> esouth jersey. >> i didn't say south. i said white trash. there is white trash in rhode isla island. >> west palm, may 29, 31st. may 30th. do the party. >> ha-ha. awe jill, you are an entertainment reporter though i have no evidence of that. >> okay. so there is a question here why are we seeing this trend? >> this bimbo went to grad school. the article makes a pin the that

is interesting. a way of looking at the red states. maybe this is how hollywood does look at the red states. and it's spreading this idea that, everyone from middle america is, an idiot, and is dirty. >> my exception to this. i watched, there is like one, or two stupid southerners. but also the smart people are southerners too. they're all, everybody there is a -- is a different iq. don't see it as necessarily a stereotype. but maybe i'm wrong. maybe you aren't. maybe you are. >> could i be right? >> you also might be right. at the same time, wrong. >> and crazy. >> ha-ha. >> and this, what this is. and it is safe. >> yes. >> if the bad guys are white. nobody is going to complain. if the rural residents are white trash, nobody is going to complain. i don't blame the writers for this. i believe an artist's job above all to make sure he or she is

not offending anyone or any particular group. you have to play it safe. make the rural white person, stupid. probably inbred. >> yeah, exactly. >> and then call them a mistake on a very successful. >> here is what i don't understand. in all seriousness. this miami. csi. >> miami vice. >> shut up. csi. >> golden girls. >> real housewives of miami. >> thank you very much. >> a lot of the shows. drug dealers, colombians, cubans. nobody gets upset about that. there are a ton of shows about a ton of things. >> no. i. >> why is this, all of a sudden this outrage, white trash people picked on by hollywood. don't see that. >> i get a little what you are saying. the environment acts as a catalyst for internal conflict in the characters. you know. like the environment is a character in

i have not seen any of the shows. i'm watching real housewives. >> the environment. the bayou. when you see angel heart. by, martin scorsese. the bayou. >> i've don't think women are sitting in hollywood making shows, let's make fun of south today. there are shows where you can say different people are being picked on, ridiculed or insulted if you want to dig deep. at some point it is just entertainment. >> i agree. justified, true detective are fantastic. i would take issues with true blood on the list. nothing quality about the show. >> never seen it. >> first season was pretty good. after that it sucked. >> i've don't like sons of anarchy. a humorless version of sopranos. >> should people of russian descent be insulted. >> those are fully realized

character not weak, they're strong. >> they're stereotypes in some way. >> how so x plain yourself? >> they're russians. that's not a stereotype. that is a nationality. >> let me finish my sentence. >> they speak russian. >> they're from russia. >> they're from russia. >> they like russian food. >> they have russian children. >> just because you lost a little wigt. >> one episode. eating caviar. drinking vodka. >> don't want to hear the rest of your comment. we have off to take a break. >> thank good for that. >> sit up. >> i'm tired of -- you. the c block is sponsored by the b block. the block of the show after the first commercial break. the block we finished. thank you, b block. my pleasure, greg, i enjoyed the time we spent together so much. i want to make sure the show keeps going. >> that's nice of you, b block. i enjoyed our time. >> can we do it, grechlg. >> it is like the paul mccurio

block. >> lindsay low hahan is a forge person.

>> they added more trysts to her list. day 1,000,000, 003 of --

>> a list of lindsay lohan's former lovers. spreading out revelations. so we keep talking about it. it worked. the new issue uncovered. celebrities. she bed aded allegely. among them. orlando bloom, ashton kucher, ryan phillippe, benizio del toro. according to in touch, lohan left the list at a beverly hills hotel last year like telling the doctor i accidentally fell on the g.i. joe doll which i did. jill, i bet half of the guys were calling a train wreck behind her back, but jumped in bed with her. isn't that wrong? >> wres. >> thank you. >> have some morals, people. do you think oprah is shaking her head in disgust right now. like lohan. trying to help you get it

together off a together. or lohan, i am gel sjealous. i am straight. i like my women. but have you seen orlando bloom. >> orlie she call him. >> i say, yes to america. >> emphatic yes. >> paul? >> you dated lindsay. she wouldn't sleep with you. what does it say you are the one guy she turned down. >> don't you think this is a ploy. word out there, all seriousness she is trying to get a book deal. this gets the publishers enticed and everything. there is real conversation out there she is indeed trying to get herself a book. i, i have got some sources that tell me the, working title of the book is "the state of california versus lindsay low hand, the collected court transcripts." breaking news right here. well done.

>> normally jilz jl's job. >> you dated benizio del torres in the '90s? >> that, really weird thing, to me about this whole story is that i had, i have searched not found a response from her or her camp, at all. that either means this is true, or this is not true. who would write down every snern a -- person. >> none of the guys responded. the fellows were married. or continue was with demi moore, i would assume. if not. before that she was 14. how old is she? >> 25.

>> she has the buns of a 47-year-old. >> katrina lain turner is going to play her. who are the four blurred out. are we discussing you in the segment next week. >> again. i don't know why jill didn't break the news. i did digging. and the four names, who haven't been revealed, are tom cruise. john travolta. and kevin spacey. and sir ian mckellan. >> that will come out officially next week? >> no surprise. for them. because those guys are, a randy, hetero bunch of he-males. >> the thing is. all at the same time. >> i don't believe that. >> and she, she, i don't even know her clothes came off. but, i know that -- something happened. >> something happened. >> i just have to say. a lot of people are piling on

lindsay. i mean that rhetorically. we are all secretly jealous. she gets to sleep with good-looking people. she is crazy. >> the industry insider was quoted as saying. this getting out now could rock several hollywood relationships to the core. >> wow. >> so. i, i, be prepared for that, hollywood. >> yes. a sex quake. >> get ready to rock. >> sex quake. >> there could be. we could actually see celebrities getting divorced for the first time. >> yeah, a 9.3 on the, on the, erector scale. i've don't know. >> wow. >> next topic. should we be wary of a bloated dictionary? the oxford english dictionary anoungsed the addition of 900 new word. that's like 900 word. some first timers include -- besty. beat boxer. bathroom break. scissor kick. honey trap. a woman entices a man into

revelation. and favorite shorty robe. dismissing the cut, mccurioing, a comedian bombs at a come declub. >> come on i need wine. >> mean spirited and accurate. no, kidding. jill any of these word, do they leave out any word? >> not sure they left out anything. in fact i think they included too much. the idea is that this is to record it for historical purposes. and yet they have got bathroom break, whackadoodle. beat boxer. hi we are the people of 2014, pee a lot. a little nutto. we make acapella hip-hop music with our mouths. >> nothing wrong with that. wonderful world to live in. >> think how great that would be. paul, so the they add word four times a year. more times than you have gotten laughs on the show. is that necessary to have that many new word. >> not that it is the amount. just, it is, isn't this the

oxford english dictionary. what part put it out. learning annex part of it. put this out. word like do over. and beasties will -- besties will be taken the rightful place along, shoe, is this for people who found texting redo and best friend too difficult. really? it is the quality. the word. >> just not cool man. you can't be. >> shut up old man. >> i have hip dysplasia. i couldn't have sex with lindsay lohan. >> they had a lot of vulgar stuff. you know how i feel. it disgusts me. not for vulgarity. what awe wrong with this culture. >> a lot of things. main leap our dirty mouths. i really hope that these avid scrabble players aren't offended or dent look it up. because then it is just the boards. just littered with the word that children shouldn't see.

>> so true. >> my mother is one of these people, actually. >> yeah. so she is, now well informed. she need how to look up new word. >> the c word is in there. >> any way. any last word to you. you were back in the 80s. weren't you? >> i was. i was. >> why did it take them so long to add beat boxer. >> i don't know. really on top of the culture there. brings me to my beef. didn't add heitmann. annoyed at that. i am glad they added bathroom break. one of the things you have to look up. you can't figure out. >> like a foreigner. bathroom. is one thing. but, bathroom break. they need to learn that. >> that's what you have on a mobile bathroom. >> you know what. foreigners sthuhouldn't be usin dictionaries. >> or bathrooms. >> learn the language or get out of the country. >> term where you think of something stew think.

gutfeldian. >> alternative meaning. just being awesome. have to take a break. more stuff is on the way. you know what my book has been out now for two days. like number 40 on amazon. out of 600 million. if you order it right now. you will get me to number one. you should do that. look what i have been doing for seven years. of putting up with weirdos like mccurio. coming to a lot of cities. my tour begins wednesday. 31 cities. 11 days. stop by, meet me. i would love off to talk to you at length about how much i hate paul mccurio.

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is it just a blip? that's the subject of tonight's "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate center i >> welcome toight's red eye debate live from the red eye debate center, in macon, georgia. glad you are all here. see some people, recognizable faces out there. anyway, tonight's topic. can the gop win over hipsters, with an eye to the next presidential election, republicans are going after young people in tortoise shell glasses. the new ad campaign, entitled create your american dream. features scott, my favorite kind. a leather jock it. he is republican. scott. >> i shouldn't have to check my bank account before i fill up my car. but so much of my paycheck ends up going to gas. we haven't talked about my heating bill at home. when it come to energy policy, i'm for everything. solar, wind, shale gas, oil,

whatever. ichl's a republican because we should have an all of the above energy policy. >> that was really neat. can we see another. >> i feel pretty lucky to have a job so. many people i know are unemployed. like their lives are stuck in neutral. i get ticked off at politician whose say they want to help the unemployed and vote for regulations that make it impossible to hire any one. you can't help the unemployed by hurting the people that could employ them. i'm a republican because my friend need a paycheck not an empty promise. >> all right. where is he looking? >> from my perspective. looking at jill. >> he and i were having a moment. >> opposite of one of the painting that follow you around. >> giving michelle bachman after the state of the union. looking in the wrong camera. >> all videos are like that. >> really? >> yeah. >> no. >> i think so. >> i thought. no. >> no. >> two of the videos are like that. >> okay. let's go around the table, jill. as we look to say. back where i am from.

in the, the table factory. >> table factory? [ laughter ] oh, its this the right idea? or the right idea? >> i get what they're saying. they're saying some word. that make a lot of sense. they're not using -- they're using real people. real people who can't act at all. >> yeah. >> didn't memorize the script. looking offcamera at the cue card with no emotion. doesn't help make the cause very well. >> interesting, paul. what are your thoughts? >> i think it is brilliant. when i think of innovative. forward thinking. open mined people. i want to hang out with people at a rally aurt ban outfilters. are these really the people you want. people that you find at record stores and typewriter repair shops. they're not exactly, 2014 thinkers. i think it is a mistake. >> really? really? >> yeah, yeah. a coldness to them some times. disconnect. >> who are you even talking

about? >> hipsters. hipsters. >> that gif. >> i understood every single word. >> not cool at all. he's not looking at the camera. that's how warm he is. >> jill, you are a young person do. you feel your opinions are well represented in the videos? >> sort of. like you said. i agree with the script with what they're saying. young mem should be focussing on the points. but the delivery. i mean you need to know your audience. it need to either be a little fun neap or something. because us young people love the money. >> yeah. >> we love to laugh. but we also love cool. like, celebrities. but the thing is, preach, preaching at someone is not cool. >> uh-huh. >> you know? you like to see someone do something, or lead by action -- than just speech. and you can't, i mean you can't really throw a campaign. without, without, saying stuff. but still -- >> you know what you are getting at. you need bad asses, not beta

males. should have been a guy in military. or an athlete. or male stripper. something you can look up to. >> but all the people. >> and act. >> military guys, athletes. male strippers are voting republican. >> true. >> this is outreach. you are going for the people who don't vote republican. a series of videos. a black woman, asian woman, latino man. i give them credit for trying. a long road. got to start some where. let it start here. and jill, i agree with you. young people definitely like the funny. and that's why if you go to a mccurio show, average age is 67. >> exactly. >> maybe make them fun neaper. >> you are so excited about that. >> i am. i'm tired. glad andy picked up the insulting. we need to have at least one insult per segment or it is not a "red eye" show. >> you look professional tonight. >> somebody dressed you. got a video of your animal.

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>> the other side is is if you want to catch this guy, make people stand in front of a line up for a really long time. >> interesting. why can't victims give a good description of the pervert? it looks -- >> well, it would be distracting. >> what is that puddle? >> the solution is urine while you're mugging someone. >> i think that this guy looks like, you know you draw a person on your thumb? >> he's the thumb guy. >> then, i would just do that. i'd go like this. >> it's him. >> maybe it's him. >> it could be bruno mars. there is a possibility. >> i don't know. >> no. >> maybe. >> think of it for just a moment he doesn't wear hoodies.

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