he is governor rick perry. don't miss this. 10:00 p.m., the hannity show and up next the o'reilly factor that's right after this. good night from washington. smie tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." a dog who can sleep through anything. the exclie sigh interview with the incredible canine you won't see on special report. and has vice president biden taken a firm stance against the upcoming "entourage" movie? >> imagine, 20 years from now as america looks back and you say how in the hell could that have ever -- >> and finally would karaoke be better by yourself? a machine that lets you see how bad of a singer you really are. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> that's funny. let's

welcome our guests. >> i am here with author and columnist and fox news contributor, jedediah bila. look at that wave, joanne. when they say beauty is only skin deep they were talking about her. it is america's favorite man-eater. he is a former deputy assistant director of the funk. it is tv's andy levy. and he is so sharp that his chair is a pin cushion. next to me, first time guest, bright bart editor. >> a block m the lede. that's the first story. remember, greg, if you never stop talking, eventually you will say something intelligent. >> that was unnecessary. the mentally insane have selfies to blame. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> how are you doing?

welcome tonight's "red eye" debate from louisville, kentucky. i am greg gutfeld. glad to be back. a lot of lovely people here from louisville. british scientists have linked selfies to mental illness. according to one psychiatrist, quote, two out of three of all of the patients who come to see me with body dysmorphic disorder take selfies. i would be selfying my heart out if i had a head like a that. he was taking pictures of his gorgeous red face. his face is red. as part of his treatment bowman's phone was taken away for increasing periods of time. he said of the experience, quote, it was excruciating to begin with, but i knew i had to do it if iwanted to go on living. thank god they saved you. i don't know what we would

have done if you died. let's look at footage of another self-obsessed patient. >> stupid cat. i figured it out on one try. >> did you though? >> yes. it depends on the mirror. i still get caught sometimes. i walk right into it and then i make love. alex, welcome to the show. glad to see you here. i love science. they look at selfies and they cause nare saw self. >> yes. thank you for having me. i used to write a lot of jokes for andy bright bart and he never used on the show, and i spent a lot of time doing it.

i actually feel sorry for mr. mr. bowman here. he is getting unfairly maligned. he spent 10 hours a day taking selfies. i admire that dedication. he is really attempting to be a model. the selfie is like youtube -- youtube to tv is like the selfie to modeling. he is doing the great is roots version of modeling. we should give him a lot of credit. and he has a really great battery. that is unbelievable. >> he is self-publishing his face. do you think president obama's vacations are trips to rehab for these nare saw cystic tendencies and maybe he reached a peak? >> that was a stretc i think that would be leak saying every teenager has a mental illness. >> don't they? >> don't we all in a way?

is anybody really normal anymore? no one is really normal. it is self-obsession. it is a technology age. what i hate are the people -- i don't mind a selfie, but there are 50 who try so hard to get the perfect selfie. you don't do that, do you? >> i do. there is no shame. >> she is the master of the selpie. >> you probably look gorgeous in the first one. >> i look gorgeous in all of them, but it is the lighting. >> people think you are mentally unstable because you take pictures of yourself. >> it is not just myself. if i had friends around it wouldn't be a selfie. i am just alone a lot and it is me and my multiple personalities taking photos. >> when i go to ikea i take a lot of shelfies. those are pictures of

dressers. >> wow. this has replaced an activity that a lot of lonely high school boys do that ironically is known as the selfie. >> what do you mean? >> it is something i practice. >> you don't have to say anymore. >> that's interesting. anyway, andy, we have talked about selfies now for 13, 14 years. we never come to any conclusion or insight. we just talk about the same thing over and over again as though we are going to break new ground, but we never do, do we? >> no, and i don't think we should. if we ever solve this we can't talk about it and that's half the show. selfies are not the problem. they are the symptom. they are narcissists who are taking selfies. basically it is an annoying symptom of a culture where narcissism is inflated with individualism when it shouldn't be. true individualism means not

being absorbed with yourself and needing constant value law dation from other people. if you need validation you are an independent. >> it falls in line with the democritization of fame. if you take a picture of yourself other people can see it. my sign fell -- my seinfield. that's funny. at any point a selfie can be seen by tons of people. it is democratized and that is a bigger achievement. >> all i know is we are not coming back to louisville. >> did you see what is in our green room? >> it is terrible. nothing to eat. >> no jack daniels at all. >> are you suggesting it is a bigger achievement because you are come peteing with everyone with a 10-hour battery. >> that's an interesting point.

it is harder because we have billions of famous people now. there is actually 76,000. between 76,000 and 100,000. >> they are not really famous. there is inter netted -- internet famous and really late night talk show famous and there is actually famous. >> we have redefined the 15 minutes of fame. it is 15 likes of fame. >> doesn't internet fame -- justin bieber, didn't he start out with a youtube video? is it can transform your life. take a good selfie -- >> twho is the most famous celebrity and what happened to her? do you remember sheila tequilla? look where she is. isn't she a racist crazy lady? >> a nazi. >> she moved up in the world. >> congratulations. give me a call. i know somebody who can probably date you. >> get her on the show. >> she will never be on the show. >> is a cap and gown wearer a

lover of terror. affluent brass are more likely to support terrorism. they surveyed 600 men and women from britain's south asian muslim community and tried to assess their reaction to different types of terrorism. less than 3% had a favorable opinion of violence in general. put that a in perspective and that's between 2 and 4%. but those who were under the age of 20 and going to college full time and those whose incomes are over $25,000 were more apartment to condone the terrorist acts. let's go to our "red eye" correspondent.

>> that's like joanne at match.com. always hitting, but never quite -- >> it is so true! >> i am a little too lazy to get up. >> there is something wrong here, jedediah, with this study. i am going to go around and everybody say what it is. what is wrong with this study? >> i actually thought it kind of made sense in the sense that if you are young you are impressionable. if you are in academia, if you are an intellectual you are taught to be sympathetic to these causes. what did america do to deserve what they got? what did those terrorists go through in their lives? what did they suffer from from their pearnts? pearnts-- their . that's what we are tots to look at and so i wasn't surprised. >> there are plenty of young people who are not impressed.

part of the cool thing is to -- >> you have cool in there for a reason? >> what is that called? neuro linguistics? >> there is something wrong with this study. what is it? >> she is a part of it. there is something wrong. >> actually inside the study it says that religion wasn't a factor. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> it actually said religion is not a factor in terms of people becoming terrorists at a younger age. kind of curious based on the patterns. this is an neck dough tall. this is annecdotal. >> the study was of all muslims. >> yes. >> the point they were making was the level didn't matter. >> it does matter. >> in this study it didn't. >> everybody knows it does. >> i'm just saying in this

study it didn't. the study is the story we are doing -- >> why are we defending the terrorists? of all people a jew. >> i don't know if that was really a question. >> i don't think it was. >> it was a statement of outrage directed at you. >> i would like to see the study replicated before i agree with it. being poor and disaffected is also a marker -- >> you don't believe that it is? >> i find it hard to believe it is not. >> a lot of poor people don't become terrorists, but maybe you didn't know that. >> they do. >> what a? >> become terrorists. >> a lot don't. it means it is not a marker. >> no it doesn't. >> yes it does. >> what is wrong with you tonight? >> i am trying to be combative. >> it does president surprise me me -- it doesn't surprise me. the weather underground, they all grew up in upper middle class homes. they were not poor and they

became terrorists. >> joanne should we consider every college kid a potential terrorist and lock them up now? >> well maybe. this study was based off 600 people and it was 3%? >> that's a lot of people. >> but there are a lot more people in colleges. so i guess you would be locking up a whole lot of people. i like what jedediah is saying. we spend money on counterterrorism. these studies can help us to get the problem before it is even a problem. >> are you talking about having them killed? >> i didn't say that. now i am thinking it. >> there you go. let's move on, shall we? if you show cleavage should you leave, edge? a law school sent a memo to law students showing them how to be professional in the workplace. one such tip read, quote, i don't need to mention that

still still -- stiletto heels are not appropriate outside lawyer tv shows. yet i get complaints from supervisors who are obviously ugly or they would be wearing the same stuff. this has gone above the law.com legal briefs in -- i read that poorly. it calls the advice incredibly con do sending. condescending. it is wrong to your your t and a when working for the nna? let's go to our fashion correspondent. >> what happens next is disgusting. it is a product of the legalization of gay marriage. i find this whole story sexist. they didn't tell male law students to wear a a ssless chaps.

>> i find this courteous. they say you can't wear high heels which it is impossible to chase an ambulance in high teal heels. a lot of times when you are in is a courtroom which i have been, it gets chilly. why would you want to have -- i just think it is a courteous thing for people to do. >> why have you been in a courtroom numerous times? >> it is kind of one of those -- it is a fascination i have to observe people in that setting. >> it is like when i watch "law and order." same thing. >> exactly. way to bail him out. your last job required you to wear a bikini all the time. are these law professors being prudes and they should just lighten up? >> they are. haven't we seen erin brock brokovich? that's how she got the job done, her outfits. if this is a rule i am not going to be a lawyer.

i will just hold out for playing one on my favorite show. >> that's ambitious. you represent today's culture. i don't really want to be a lawyer. i would rather play a doctor or lawyer. >> it is less schooling. >> your name would be hair low loving ton. and you wouldn't be murdered in the beginning. you would be murdered in the second part of law and order. because they think you are a suspect. >> but i will come back because i will sign a long contract. >> you are not allowed to say you are dressing like a hooker. firstful all, stilettos, you can wear them every day, i do. secondly i think this is men who wants to make their job easier. they don't want the distraction and don't want to be staring at boobs. they have no self-control. they say zipper it up and basically go to work looking

like a nun so we don't have -- looking like it so we don't have to say what are you staring at my boobs for. sexual harassment. there were cases sexual harassment was brought up. >> just cover them up. >> bt is that the point of a burka? >> no. >> it is. men force women to dress in the head to tow things to keep them from being desirable: is that right? >> i have been taught by the muslim feminist blogs that wearing a burka is a choits. >> sbt there a time and place to dress up? when ever somebody dresses in a provocative manner -- like at a church. when you go to church every

morning -- >> that's where the eligible men r. >> those are priests. >> i'm getting really uncomfortable. >> temple. >> i don't understand why anyone is upset about this memo. i guess it is because it wasn't worded sensitively enough. the blog responded by saying no you don't need to mention that stiletto heels are inappropriate. but they did need to mention it. they said they were getting actual complaints. they did need to mention it. this poor man or woman was sitting there going how the hell do these students not know this. >> you know it was directed at one person, but they had to take everybody aside. it was like the letter to one person. >> it is like writing a letter saying there was a smell problem. >> that happened to you too?

>> i was home schooled. >> where did this come from? we have to move on. coming up, my lunch. i guess i shouldn't have chugged the wine before i watch an episode of "girls." who did joe biden nominate? i bet it was me or some lady from kenya.

>> their use of the flag will make you gag. it is day 1775 of -- >> obama apocalypso. >> the group that helped barack obama get re-elected has a new message it wants you

to spread. it is a take up on the gadsden flag created on duringerican red by tea parties as an opposition to big government. instead of saying don't tread on me the bumper stickers say don't tread on my obamacare. i am discustodied. they said, quote, this is for everybody who is tired of hearing the other side talk smack about health care reform that a is helping millions of americans get affordable, quality care. barf. in the wake of the disastrous rollout, they can elevate the higher level. >> my boss, my friend, barack obama is an incredibly patient man. i suggested after going through the first couple weeks i would nominate him for sainthood. >> but you know who was really shocked by his comments?

>> my boss, my friend is an incredibly patient man. i suggested after going through the first couple weeks i would nominate him for sainthood. >> that was amazing. cat was thinking what we're thinking. sometimes cats can be smartal -- smart alecs. >> how angry are you over this? >> that actually is the whole p so int. this is a classic example of trolling. they try to get the conservatives, the uncool conservatives. don't tread on me literally means if you step on me, i will react a with righteous indig nation. they are in a tough spot. it is really kind of clever. >> an interesting analysis. it makes it hard for you because i don't see it coming

from you. >> thank you. always support. >> i am trying to grind you into ground, jed jedediah. should obama be impeached? >> this guy is president. it seams like he and joe biden don't know it. what do you mean he is being patient? he is being patient with somebody else's policy? this is his policy. he had warnings about the law and the website. he knew people would lose their insurance. you are president. you don't get to say he is so patient. no, he is not. he screwed the whole damn thing up. >> you have millions of people losing their health care who can't sign up for new health care, but the guy who is the saint is owe bra ma and he -- obama and he is being patient? >> he is being patient while patients die.

did that move you, joe app? joanne? did that give you chills some it was like a ghost story. >> the lead of the story is joe biden is in charge of the sainthood nominations. >> that's how it works. what do you make of this, joanne? >> the flag, that is a stethoscope, i believe, but i am not a doctor. >> you would play one on tv. >> they don't allow that. >> i don't see how h is a a -- i don't see how it is a scope. we have had to be patient. when it comes to being patient, bartending on a friday night with the people i had to deal with. i should have been a saint several years ago. >> that's so true. you were like a st. bernard. you had the cask of ale for

them. >> that is nicer. >> that is a different type of saint. >> thank you for that. >> can we put up a flag? i don't want to look at andy. what does that look like to you? >> a stethoscope? >> a slinky. >> i wanted you to say the side of my face when i wake up in the morning. >> i don't see that. >> it looks nothing like the side of your face. >> until nateing obama to -- nominating obama is insulting to obama. saints aren't good enough. >> you don't go from messiah to sainthood. it is a step down. >> it is disgusting to knee. to me. >> i just wanted to say the

funny thing about the flag is it was a symbol of the people that wanted to be free from tyrannical government and now it is being used for more government. >> that was my point. >> i know. that's why i jumped in. >> it replaces liberty with dependancy and i will use it on "the five" tomorrow i believe. maybe not. who knows? i will forget. coming up, the c block. tonight's a c block is sponsored by greg gutfeld's "not cool." it is available on-line and wherever books are sold. thanks. >> oh greg it is i who should thank you. you gave me your life for nine months and carried me in your head womb and dreams of sugar plum man in dreams. birthing you was difficult, but the epidural was great.

greg, i know i am not supposed to have favorites. of course you are. but don't tell anybody. you know how the. >> of hate can get. dare dare are -- you know how the joy of hate can get.

>> are we too keen on liquid nicotine? the e liquid used in e cigarettes e reportedly, has an e capable of killing an e child. they say it is a powerful neuro toxin, far more dangerous than tobacco. according to the national data system my favorite poison -- i can't talk anymore. liquid nicotine poisonings rose from 2012 to 2013. they may be drawn to the vials of the stuff which is packaged and comes in flavors like cherry, bubble gop and gravel. teens have been mixing it with high energy drinks or energy drinks to get high. andy, you mentor teens in your spare stime and i thank you

for that. this could be a real scare, but it sounds like a scare that is meant to create legislation. a jump of 300% if it is a couple of kids, it is not -- it is like the heroin scare. >> i think this is the 4loco. i do agree that this is mostly on the parents. i am not opposed to a warning label on the bottle. it sounds like a bunch of manufacturers are doing that voluntarily. the danger with this and i will say it is a little different is it can be absorbed through the skin. it is entirely possible that adults might not know that and they may leave it around a and spill it and a kid can put their hands in it. i will say that this is a little bit different. in the end, nicotine is a drug. you are not leaving xanax lying around. don't leave the e liquid around. >> i wish they would, parents. no, this is a good point.

when i was a kid they used to show you things you were not supposed to drink. they had puppets. remember they would say blue liquid and they way say -- and then the puppet ambulance would show up and it was silver polish and blue liquid. this is another thing you have to put away. >> it is another thing that requires a parent to be a irnt pa. draino, if you touch it it can burn through your skin. in many houses it is under the sink. you need parents to say you can't touch this. same with the soaps. you walk into the body shop with the soaps that smell delicious, strawberries strawberries and it smells like things you can eat. you tried and failed miserably. >> when i went to the bathroom though it smelled beautiful. >> there is a benefit.

>> it wasn't diarrhea, it was potpouri. >> or both. >> or both. alex, what do you make of this some it is a concern, but it seems to me it is a concern more about parents than substance. >> it is much more about parents. i am a loving parent to two beautiful dogs. one is beautiful and one is a good dog. i don't leave the power tools around the house. i can't actually -- one is a beagle. if i leave his food out he will eat himself on his own food. that is the prescription strength food does the most expensive one at the store. it is about pearnting and you are right. it is about having -- >> what is wrong with your dog? >> really enjoys food. just loves it. >> are you one of those weird fetish freaks who likes the fat dogs? you get him fat and then roll

all over the dog. how is that, fat dog? >> that sel a known -- that is a known fetish. >> we have done this show for seven years. there are hundreds of beagle fat fetishes. dr. michael bodin, ambassador boldin. >> like that cat. >> speaking of fat cats, you don't care about poison as long as people aren't smoking around you. >> it is not 8 -- not attraction a tiff. kids are going to get high no matter what. i mean teens. if you put warning labels on it and child proof caps, kids will hustle whatever. they will do what they will do if they are into drugs. then with the increase and the death it is new and of course you will have an increase.

>> these are accidental poisonings and not people getting high. child proof caps only affect elderly people because they are the only ones who can't do it. >> i don't know if a kid will look and read it. it will require a parent. >> getting back to what i said before, it is the fact that it can be absorbed through the skin. i don't think i know that. >> does that make sense? >> it absolutely makes sense, but not something you would think of. it would make sense to have a warning. >> i believe there were stories about the dangers of -- like leaving patches around because a child might chew on it or a dog could eat. i will never smoke again. because the then does president go out -- doesn't go out and some have a light that

goes on like five times you can get a little like -- you don't know how much you are smoking. they have to fix that. that's my point. now we have run out of time. guess we have an extra story for tomorrow. less writing for you, joanne. time for a break. "not cool" it has been out since last week. it is not number one on amazon. i don't know why. you people have let me down. i love you. please buy this book if you can't bought it already. i will be in 31 cities in 11 days. go to g gutfeld.com and you can see all of the places i will be. >> e-mail me permanently. send pictures.

the people at work, are they driving you berserk? we had to work with people that annoy us and some even smell funny. and sometimes you can't avoid the co-worker because he is here right now. so what do you do with an irritating colleague like joanne? luckily a website made a list of six things that will help you deal with irritating joanne. the list reads maintain a positive attitude and find a common interest and try to ignore their flaws. kill them with kindness. reject their attention and cut one of their fingers off and feed it to them slowly. that never worked because she likes the taste of her own flesh. y joe app, how -- joanne, how do you suggest i deal with you? >> i was going to say if you think no one in your office is annoying, it is you. that's the case then. i didn't think we had issues.

you treat that person like a child. you make sure they sit in their seat. you e-mail them quizes to take or pictures of puppies give them something to keep their mouth occupied. here is taff fee. >> that's a lot of chewing. >> they are busy. >> i totally forgot to thank you for that taffy. >> andy, how do you deal with joanne? >> computer screen blocks everything. >> the way you deal with an irritating colleague is you are super polite for as long as you can be and then you snap. you release everything you have been holding in for seven years. however long it has been. it was just a random number. at some point you snap. >> why do i feel the conversation we are having is not really a conversation. the one thing i took issue

with was the kill them with kindness element. you shouldn't kill someone that is not a good way to deal with. >> i think it is more of a old saying. i don't think you kill them, alex. >> this is really embarrassing. >> i hated that phrase. they say kill them with kindness. >> he is hitting me with his fist. >> is anything better than kindness? >> jedediah, you work at home. is it hard to work by yourself? >> it is very hard. i also worked in a place you president could imagine, faculty lounges. these are the most era gapt, -- arrogant, insane, self-centered people. imagine college professors in a room and you have to deal with them. i put in my headphones. it is like you are at the gym and the psycho next toy is

trying to ask you out. >> the other thing to do is to name your rifle, kindness. go with that. >> he killed them with kindness. >> you know what the thing is? you know what is sad? a lot of people won't have this problem because they aren't working. it is fun to come to work and say oh my god i have to deal with this person again. him and his stupid cats. a lot of people don't have that in obama's america. in obama's america, there are no work. >> and it is only going to get worse. >> and then when hillary greets elect -- gets elected. >> amen. >> i thought this block would be a comedy. >> it is very sad. >> imagine obama having to work with biden and you start

laughing again. all right, that went no where. do you have a comment on the show like don't ever do stuff about co-workers again? e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. and do you have a picture of somebody doing something exciting, tasty. i don't want sleezy animal videos. >> none of the german stuff. >> i don't want animals doing gross things. i won't watch it more than a couple of times and then feel loathing. go to fox news.com/"red eye q. coming up a trip to otirus.

crazy. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" a first timer from the" imus in the morning." and jesse joyce. on sunday, dave rocky died. he was better known as otirus and appeared many times on

"red eye" as our inter planet terry correspondent. he not only went to mars, but i'm impregnated it twice. he was 43 billion years old and loved cross-word puzzles. we will miss him. >> do you have any styling tips for other low-level celebrities like myself? >> set fire to your face and let the fire department put it out with an ax. >> wow. >> you heat earth. >> i dismyself it, but i love it at the same time. the earth is the only place a in the galaxy that has crack. >> there is an article that says there are no good band names left. is that true? >> absolutely not. 24r* is liquor biscuit, chuck nugget, igor and i pie boys. >> i was wondering if you have anybody in your life? one of the ladies here is mesmerized by you.

>> that's why they wouldn't let me come to new york. they were afraid you girls would just fall in love with me. >> too late. >> you are really hot. >> greg, you think my face looks a little shiny tonight? >> i think it looks great. >> well done, my friend. >> one of our favorite guests, andy. the first time he was on the show he wore pan tee hose and a thong. he sat -- you know, he was a guest. that meant somebody had to get up and leave and he had to sit down. the guest after him was father jonathon who i think is a catholic priest and a contributor at fox. the first time he was on the show. he had to go after gwa a r and

there was a sweaty puddle of butt sweat. >> and that costume wreaked. >> he smelled so bad. by the way, he would not be happy if we were being nice about this. boy did he stipg. stink. >> i don't think it was body odor. it was costumes odor. it was co and not bo. >> how do you clean it? >> i don't know. >> you don't take that to the dry-cleaning. it needs to be hosed down. all of that stuff was -- obviously nobody made it for them. >> we have to move on to our last story. being in space made them feel small. in the early days of exploration astronauts urinated by using a condom attached to a one-liter bag. >> the condoms initially came

in three different sizes, small, medium and large. few astronauts were willing to accept they were anything but large. nasa changed the categories. >> we changinged the name to large, gigantic and humongous. >> we have under two minutes. joanne, you dated an astronaut, but he just went to pace scam p as a -- space camp as a kid. of course men want to be bigger just like women want to be smaller. oh yeah of course i am a size four. >> is it safe to say the challenge of going to the bathroom in space is the only reason we have not colonized other planets? >> that may well be. i just wish men were more interested in skill than size. >> tell me about it. i'm talking about the guys renovating my itch kitchen. what do you think, alex?

>> i think we learned our nasa astronauts are heroic and fearless and patriots and insanely dishonest. it may have been the beginning of the self-esteem movement: this may may be where starbucks got an idea. >> andy i have been waiting years to ask this question. thoughts on astronaut penises. >> i am thinking maybe we talk about that after the show over chocolate martinis. >> i'm afraid i have offer plans. >> my first thought was couldn't nasa afford to make them custom fitted. >> everybody could have their own maid. see, you solve problems. not bad for andy levy. thanks, jedediah, andy levy and joanne -- and alex

marlow. why does it say morrow? you are fired teleprompter.

flight 370 ended in the southern indian ocean. >> finally, a definitive answer to the missing jet, an answer that we gave you last week. we'll update our factual reporting tonight and bernie goldberg will address the media chaos o. >> what happened to this flight? what's your theory? >> jesse watters asking the folks about the jetliner and how the massive media coverage has affected them. >> congressman paul ryan has been trying-to-ryan has been trying to pass himself off as the republican expert on solving poverty. >> also tonight the usual race hustlers attacking congressman paul ryan for telling the truth about poverty. george