arrive in australia. stay with fox news for the latest. thanks for being with us. see you tomorrow night at 7 p.m. bill o'reilly is next. good night from washington. >> hey, hey, hey. >> coming up on "red eye." >> the world's greatest cap escape artist. it is the exclie sigh -- exclusive interview you won't see anywhere else. how important were the president and joe biden after their guys only weekend in atlantic city? >> we will not go back. we will not go back. >> and finally, are couples who ride iewn cycles -- uni cycles together threatening to crash the stock market? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i'm sherrod small and taking over "red eye" again. give me my own show already. stop playing around.

and now let's welcome our guests. she is brilliant and beautiful and the number one commodity the a fox news. trust me on that. >> how much do i owe you? >> nothing. your presence is enough. >> next up is jo, jo, jo, jo. love you jo. and now we have tv's andy levy. andy, how are we doing tonight? >> we are doing all right. >> and next to me, comedian jim norton. his special, american do general rete is -- degenerate is available at jim norton.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> we start tonight with an international news. russia took crimea, and it also gained control of ukraine's combat dolphins. this is a real story. the sea mammals were being trained to defend against enemy divers and go on attack

missions. they were planning to outfit their heads with knives and pistols and other weapons. they are on the cutting edge of defense. meanwhile, belgium has trained animals to patrol their waters. >> afraid to get her hind end wet. >> first of all what was that? crimea sounds like a name a drug dealer would name his daughter. >> it sounds like a soccer team. you do my job reading the international news and it sounds like a soccer team. >> it looks like crime with an a on it. we care no i -- now that the dolphins are involved. >> nothing says military defeat -- if you are a country and your military victory hippings on dolphins, you are

finished. oh no, the dolphins have been taken. the war is unwinnable. they say dolphins are as smart as humans. >> we have to protect them from being made into tuna fish sandwiches. >> you are awful. >> harris, you hate dolphins, what do you think? >> that is not true. by the way, dolphins are people too. sort of. >> kind of? >> who didn't think that russia was going to move in on ukraine? >> everybody knew they were coming. >> right? there was a congressman who said there could be 80,000 russian and pro -- pro russian forces. >> how do you separate these people? i don't know a ukrainian from a russian. >> you don't because you don't live there. >> they are the same people. they all look alike. it is like trying to separate africans from jamaicans. >> that actually is a big question. are the dolphins ethnic

russian or ukraine? putin says they went there to protect the russian nationals. if the dolphins are russian nationals maybe he is protecting them. either way dolphins are nature's rapists. dolphins rape. >> they rape people? >> well, they rape other dolphins. sometimes people. i have no proof. >> i won't call them rapers, about but they don't take no for an answer. >> i used to love flipper, but now i am questioning it again. >> it makes sense we would use them for defense. a lot of them have dogs like guard dogs that bark if there is trouble. we used the dolphins in the first and second wars. >> we are the only other active country with a dolphin program like this. >> you would think canada had this nonsense. >> why?

>> it is canada. >> it seems like a canadian thing. the dolphins will do it. >> do you think it is symbolic? what russia is saying is we got this. we're gonna take your fish. >> they are in the water and it is a statement. >> it is like i am taking the dog. >> i am taking the house, the dog, the lawn mower. >> when you have a guard dog, watchdog you don't tape knives and guns to his head. >> they are very intelligent though. you can train them to go after the enemy. >> they don't use them for attack purposes, but it is because they can't distinguish between friend or foe. >> sacrifice them.

say we use our dolphins and how is that different from pittbulls? >> it is like dolphin beef. >> it is like michael vick, but with dolphins. >> you send them after each other and they have sex in the water and then leave. how silly do you feel with the military hats on? >> i didn't know that about dolphins. >> wouldn't it be great if humans were like that too? >> make love or war. >> are the dolphins the answer to this situation? >> no. nothing is the answer to this situation, you know that. next topic, football players at northwestern university can unionize. they have ruled that college athletes fit the definition of employees. and the players can vote whether they can join the college athletic players association. the players can vote now. what is next? are animals union?

>> they are running into an oven. that's not so bad. jimmy said richard gear. harris, you are a big shot news person around here. >> now i can just picture richard gear at the front of the line with a big smile on his face and everything is ruined. >> i have nothing to say. what does this decision mean in a college sport? >> it is interesting the football players have such a job creation program going. every attorney and former union manager within a hundred miles is saying sign me up. just to add to what you were saying brrrr who can vote,

actually only the students who are getting cash via the scholarships can vote. which means they want the money. it is not like they can just come to the team and vote. they want the ones who -- you know the scholarships are worth cash, worth money. they can't take a percentage of nothing. >> wait, if you are not a college student getting a scholarship you are not even down. >> basically it counts as payment because they are tied to the performance. they could be treated as employees. nonscholarship students can be treated as employees. >> you have to be getting cash. >> are you not on the team? >> right, you are not on on the 250e78. on the team. that means they owe you money. >> that's what is interesting. if you don't have a vote in all of this, is it fair and equal for those students who can vote because they are

getting cash versus the students -- >> i think all college students who play sports should vote in this. even if you are not getting a scholarship, you are still working at a job if you are an employee. >> i don't know about unionizing them, but i do think all kids playing these sports where these schools are making the big money because that's what they are going after should get a percentage put away in a trust fund. the unions are going to take a cut and that's what these kids are not thinking of. you don't have to unionize to get paid, but you will have to get attorneys anyway, so you may as well keep the money in your pocket. >> i don't care if they unionize, but they should get paid because the schools make a lot of money. my good friend who worked at penn state used to discuss this. >> who is your friend? is he still there? >> he was wrongfully let go. >> somebody does president know where the delete -- doesn't know where the delete button is. >> you think they should get

paid? even players who don't get scholarships? >> people say they are getting a free education. fine, but there should be a compensation because the schools make millions of dollars. >> billions. >> when you think of the brackets and the fantasy -- are there fantasy college teams? >> yes. >> all of that that happens and our country is obsessed with college teams. people bet on it. >> gambling is big money. >> i would like for them to have a little bit more of a say. >> you know, though, to make it fair it would be nice if there was a trust fund for these kids. they will go out and be like sherrod. sherrod makes the big money now. he has a show on fox. >> andy, you think the school will sit still for this? >> no, they already said they will appeal this. even if the appeal upholds you know this is going to the courts. you talk about unintended consequences, what if the school says, fine, we are not giving scholarships.

>> then you have to pay with the salary they give you to pay for schools. >> that assumes you make the team. i am saying if schools decide, you know what, if the scholarship is what determines this, we are going to stop giving athletic scholarships. >> there are more money for kids who don't pay sports. >> it is interesting because what you are saying, the scholarships do have a monetary value to them. if you wipe that away the kids are working -- some are training 40 to 50 hours a week. the question is when are they studying. these are their jobs. >> it is a job. >> and they can't have a job on top of what they are doing. >> you can't have a job off campus when you play for a team on cam -- campus. >> aren't the teachers unionized? they like job security. it sounds leak huh poke craw see. >> you don't need job security

because in four years you are gone. >> you should go from high school. >> that's a slippery road. then everyone will unionize. sherrod will try to unionize the "red eye" army. # red eye army. >> if you are a player like lebron, forget college. go to the professionals and make the money. >> they are already doing that. >> there are laws to stop them from doing that. you are forced to go into a situation where are you not paid as an athlete. that sounds like the ho game to me like somebody is being pimped and hoed. >> those were my favorite parties in college. >> now that the athletes are unionized are the pageants next? can we see this from honey boo boo and them? >> they treat us terribly in the pageant world. i wish i had a union i could work -- no. come on, you have a tierra and you walk in heels and there is no reason for a union. >> that's kind of what i do -- oh, no.

>> sounds like a kriday night. >> or a saturday. >> it feels like a silly goose. >> next story. according to the labor department young adults born in the early 80s held an average of six jobs from age 18 to 26. i remember my first job. i was a stripper. >> what was that? >> that was footage from the new video. >> harris, why are people moving around so much? i had four ages between the age of 18 to 26. i had chase manhattan bank when i got in high school and bank of america when i was in college. >> wow. >> and then a clothing store with my friends and i was robbing. then what else?

comedy at like 26. i never looked a job in the face again. >> now that you are 28? >> now that i'm 28 i am back to striping. thanks for bringing that up. >> that's a wrap. what this indicates is -- and i hope we didn't spend too much money on on this because this is not news, but it looked at how much education people had versus how many jobs they have between those ages, 18 and 26. it looked like the less education you had the more moving around you did because you couldn't hold on to a job. when you got to the next level you were not qualified. kids today -- gosh do i sound like my dad? kids today. i mean, it is the attention span. >> you get board with the job and move on. >> jimmy, what was your last job before comedy? >> i was fired from a lamp company. this is how dumb i was. i didn't realize it said people in the 80s. i thought they were talking

about people now. i said i have six jobs. i worked at a 7-eleven type place. >> did fork-lift operating and high school dropout. >> that was you in the video? >> no that was better than what i did. i was incompetent. i remember my boss in one place had a young dash a dash i am not going to tell the story. it is a hooker in the warehouse story. she robbed him and took money out of the wallet. jim, she took my wallet. i'm like, what did you think she was going do with your wallet out, stupid? think she liked you? then i started telling jokes. patch adams sent me on the course of being healing. >> jo jo, you are a young person. how many jobs you got? >> i have had a few. i have more than six. >> between 18 and -- >> how old are you? >> 25. i am almost there. let's see how many more i can get in.

it depends on the profession you are going after. as an actress you plan on being being -- you know bouncing around a from jobs. a lot of restaurants. i was a tour guide at my university. >> really? >> where did you go to school? >> i don't know if i can say jie. why? >> was it cnn university. >> do you not remember? >> i had a lot of fun in college. i did a lot of -- no, i went to ryder university. i should just say princeton. >> maybe it is a good thing you have had a lot of gigs if they are within your field though. >> but they weren't. they weren't though. >> everything is an experience for the stage, right? >> sure. i will play a hooker in film. >> if you need to do research with it i will help you out with that. you need to resoip. >> andy, that's not what i

meant. >> how about a production shooting in my apart ament? >> i am desperate for work, but not that desperate. >> andy is it better to stay at one company for 25 years or move around a lot? >> it depends on-the-job and the reason. if you stay in your job because you like. it great, obviously. if you stay at your job, but you hate it and you have no other options that's not great. when you are young you don't have a wife orchids. you are not responsible for anyone but yourself. you can a jump from job to job to find something you like. something you might not be able to do when you are older and you are responsible for other people. then you may be locked in because you can't afford to start over somewhere. >> you are so provincial. no one you know has kids under the age of 30? >> this is 1826. >> that's true. >> it is good to have more jobs. when you are young you are more likely to tell your job to kiss your ass.

i don't need this job. i got two parents at home. >> are they going bleep that? >> no, we will leave it in. >> i remember i worked at the convenience store. there were mouse droppings behind the meat. i told the regional manager and he said, just brush it it out. i'm like, shouldn't we throw the meat out and he was leak, no -- he was like, no. >> what? >> i am not going to name the store. >> is it still open? >> i hope so. i still go there for lunch. >> no, it was the deli meat had mouse bites and droppings. i will never forget that. i told the regional manager and told him. he didn't want to get rid of the meat. >> was it wau-wau. it >> no, it is mainly in nerming new jersey. >> i can never stop in

jersey. >> i that is there were capers. you know what, i am sitting too close to andy. >> coming up next, can you take a college course from you miley cyrus? let me know when you do.

it is the b block. going to the movies we will get a little cheaper. the president of the national association of theater owners announced there are plans to test the discount day every week and this can happen by the summer. in related news, a trailer just surfaced on-line. take a look.

>> that's the sequel. that's good. >> was that greg? >> that was greg in a suit. >> that looks better than the teenage mutant ninja turtles. >> i like the turtles. >> did you see the trailer? >> they have something sexy going on with megan -- >> fox? >> yes. the turtles, you know, they getting in. andy, will this matter getting a discount day when soda is already $15? >> i want movie theaters to raise their prices. i want people to think it is okay to use their phones in the theater and not to be able to afford to go to the movies. i want people who won't shut up during the movies to not spend the money at the theater. if they will do a special promotion night i want it to be a night where security walks down the aisle with

tasers and anybody takes their phone out they get tased and moved. i would go to that every week. >> so you get disturbed. >> don't even get me started. >> you don't care if they lower the prices. >> thank you. >> jojo, do you want me to take you to the movies? >> you can take me and drop me off. >> now we are going to make a movie. >> for me it is not an issue about the price. yeah, it is expensive. >> you don't pay for the movie, jojo. some boy is taking you. you haven't paid since "alladin." >> it is a time commitment movies are well over -- >> you are an actress. how can you say that a? >> there is no intermission. i like to drink a large diet coke and then i have to go to the bathroom and can't enjoy

the film. if there was wine i may enjoy it more. >> wine at the movie theater? >> yeah, i have to smuggle it in. >> getting the box through security. >> sometimes the straw falls off the box and then have you nothing. >> you have to drink it with a crazy straw. andy -- >> you already asked me. >> just do what i do which is wear the adult diaper. >> that's a good point with wine. it should be added. what about the angelica downtown. >> they do have experiences where you can order a dinner. >> the alamo draft house. that's fantastic. >> with the netflix and all that have why do people go to the movies in the first place? >> it is a question i ask. the three things that annoy mooy are the cell phone light -- annoying me are the cell phone light a and the belching and the chewing. i don't want them to be served

dinner. i get enough of the -- seriously. >> how about if we put headphones into jacks. >> i like that. i always end up sitting next to the scene stealer. she did it, she did it, watch. i'm like, first of all -- >> run! run! >> i point to the guy. i am not your date. >> you wore that dress to the movie theater. what do you expect the young man to do? >> i can see why people don't want the full theater experience anymore. there is just too much going on. >> i want to thank you that you are in the andy camp. the next session starts in june. >> are they allowing children to go back after that incident? >> it is not your preference, but the law. >> the secret is going to the

movie and going to the day and the week. if kids are not in school i call the cops on them. they are truant. >> people like a big screen. >> have i a projector tv. i have a projector tv. >> this is how i know i lived in jersey. >> we have cheaper tuesday tickets. i go to the movies on tuesday nights. the tickets are cheaper. >> i and they work. >> nobody is there because it is a school night and blah, blah, blah. >> and people on dates -- you have date night there? >> yeah, i work the weekends. >> that is a married people date night. if you are not married and you take people to the cheap night. you ain't getting laid. >> it is a steven segal night.

>> coming up, which former high school musical star got punched in the face by a homeless man? hopefully all of them.

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college in upstate new york will offer a sociology class on miley cyrus. the professor says miley is a lens to a cultural conflict. no doubt. look at what she did at her concert last week. >> i i am so thirsty. >> that's what gene simmons would look like. >> lightning rooooooouuunnndd. lightning round. >> i tickled jim when i did that. nailed it. cyrus classes, would you take it? >> as my aunt would say, miley cyrus in college. what is next? twerking in gym class? she just wants something pop culture to talk about because

she is board. >> jo jo? >> it is a sociology class. i took sociology and it was awful. i enjoyed taking different classes in school because i was that gerl. girl but sociology is not fun. this is a great way -- >> to get kids involved. >> totally and to do it in a very relatable way. i would love to sit in on that class and hear what college kids have to say about miley. i am always so surprised when young people are like, i don't like her. aren't you supposed to like that? and they don't. >> andy when you were in college it was not miley cyrus. it was something like, i don't know, bet -- bette midler? >> it was lillard filmore. >> really? >> yes. >> how was that album? jay the first couple tracks were okay and the auto tune was not my thing. it started off and then after

awhile -- >> that's fair. we discuss miley cyrus minimum 8500 times. for us to say it is stupid to focus on her is absurd. like you said, if this teacher wants to use this to get kids into her class -- >> use it to get kids involved. >> harris, if your kid took this class you would burn it down. >> i live north of jersey city. >> i need coordinates. >> i think it is a good teaching point. andy doesn't like me to talk during the lightning round because i am not that lightning. she talks about illicit drugs in her songs, molly, can't get enough. it is part of the cultural experience and gives you teaching points. if nothing else, what can

happen if a human being turns into a teddy bear for instance. what would that look like? it is good for talking about what is going on. >> she talks a lot about a lot of things, j's on my feet. you do not know that song. >> it is a personal favorite of mine. i think most of us want to know when a girl is young and cute and then grows up to look like dolf lundgren. >> she does look -- she does have a strong jowl. would you take the class if you were still in school? >> definitely would. >> how many guys would take it though? >> i think a bunch. if they knew i was taking it, i would opt out of the paper and do a performance for my final. we know what that would look like. >> would it be grindy and wet?

>> i said nothing dirty. i put two words in a sentence. next topic, they say zac -- zach every fron got punched in the face by a homeless man in downtown skid row. efron said he and his bodyguard -- the black dude in the passenger of his seat -- ran out of gas and were waiting for a tow truck when one of them threw a bottle out of the window and smashed next to transients. oransients don't go for that. you can't throw bottles in their house. >> i will be honest. i love transients. some look like women. >> not the ones giving back. >> the two less sons here are number one for zac, pay a little extra to get your drugs delivered. and number two if you have to defend your bodyguard against attackers, you knead a new bodyguard. you are doing his job. >> are you doing his job and he is not your bodyguard.

he is a black dude who took you down there to get the pick up. they did a background check and he was arrested for drugs a dozen times. he was beating up people and now he is with z ha -- za a c and they are not going to a high school musical. >> being a newscaster i loved storytelling and one's ability to package the news. you can make it interesting. his definition or explanation why he is on skid row. he got lost. he took a wrong turn. it was like ferry bueller. -- ferris bueller. it was interesting to hear his packaging. and i don't believe he was sober. is that a shocker? >> no, he wasn't. >> he had trouble with this before. i would feel better if he said i was blasted and it got late. >> he just came out of rehab though. >> but rehab can't arrest you, can they? he said this, too many drugs, i am going to rehab. >> he needs to get his act

together and get better at the storytelling. i saw the flaws in the story. he said they were going to denar, going to little tokyo at 12:30 a.m. for dinner. i have had day old sushi and regretted it for several days after. that's not a good story. >> zaz did say when he got out of the car he was hit immediately. it was the hardest hit he ever took in his life. is a punch in the face the worst thing that can happen? >> the public opinion, the scarlet letter, sherrod, that's a bruise to the ego. this reminds me of a time i broke down in front of a whore house and then took a nap waiting for triple-a. >> i give you credit for the storytelling. >> you committed. >> then what happened? >> harris, the bodyguard said efron saved his life by

swinging the bottle at the homeless guys. insult to injury. shouldn't he be applauded as a hero? >> that's a set up question. there's no winning on this question. are you on skid row and let's call it for what it is. there is crimes going on with drug selling. crimes with a foot. like crimea without the a. by the way, how many hollywood people is it gonna take going down this road? we laugh about lilo and it is not funny after awhile. three words, philip seymour hoffman. it is sad. >> drugs are bad. listen, drugs are bad, but you have to talk about the couple times they are really good. that's the problem. if it was not fun nobody would use them. then you get drugs is exactly what i needed. >> you know how many times i

woke up with an attractive woman and said thank god for alcohol and drugs? it is time break, but more stuff is on the way.

>> wu tang clan is nothing i can afford. they will only sell one copy of their album. they intended it to be a

collector's item as a way for people to reconsider their music as a legitimate art. i don't think this is going to work. one copy of an album and then take you to museums? you will have the wutang people come to museums? >> nobody knows who they are anymore. they only figure they can sell one good one. >> oh, come on. >> are you going to slap me? >> i grew up on the crime side and stayin alive was no jive so i get this. come on. >> yes, andy! your hip hop credibility is in tact. >> i will say at first i thought the idea was stupid and then i realized it -- i thought it was stupid because it means i won't get to hear it. >> you will go to one of the performances. you will fly halfway around the country to hear an album? they say the democratization

of music made people volume it less. people treat them as disposable and they don't want to be thought of that way. i think that is kind of cool. the only difference is they want it to be looked at as art. you have to travel to france to see the mona lisa. but you can look at pictures of those in books or on-line or get posters. you can't see the real thing, but you can see copies. you hair it in a museum -- you hear it in a museum or you never hear it. >> that is weird. will they have copies in the library? >> there are the fake ones like when people go to the concerts but there are smartphones all over the place. >> my 6th cd is coming out. >> what is the name? >> american do general rete. i did try this idea.

i started at $100,000. not a lot of interest. >> what tries did you get? >> he talked me into $11.75. it is nothing to sneeze at where i am from. if you buy the album for millions. the caveat is that you get publishing rights. maybe when you buy it you do it as an entire thing. they will sell it and then release it. >> what if they make another one because they felt bad. and then it is worthless. >> people do that. >> what if they come out with a remix album. >> i am trying to be like mix it up. >> that's crazy. i didn't think of that. >> what if this album comes out and people covering the songs comes out. i like a good cover album as mop as the next gal. >> what are they going to do at the live listening

parties? they can perform the songs. they are wu tang. they will give up their publishing rights to who ever byes this. they can form the song at concert, but the album version is not available. >> it also means the person who buy itself can put it on-line. >> how much are they selling it for? >> they think it is funny this is like somebody having the egyptian king. >> sounds like the same drugs as zach efron was. >> andy, come on. >> the thing about art and value is when rarity meets demand. this is definitely very rare but howdy maned is this going

to be? >> that's the question. you have players walking around with a lot of coin. >> there are people that can afford it, but will they want to pay that price. itit is a cool marketing idea. >> jay-z could buy it with pocket money and then sell it. they are doing the advertising. >> couldn't you rerelease it do it with jay-z and have them do shadow in the background. >> before we go to break, i made a t-shirt with my face on it. which you buy. they go to a good cause. some fans are tweeting the pictures on instagram and twitter.

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out on best week ever. it is on vh1, 10:00 p.m. eastern standard. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" tucker carlson, ellis son barber and michael money gnaw han. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> that was a white lineup. >> it makes the osmonds look like the wu tang clan. >> the last story, a bunch of white people gathered in madison, wisconsin to talk about how guilty they feel about being white. did you go? >> i did, but i got there to get more white? >> it is called the white privilege conference.

2500 people are expected to attend which is funded with 20 grand of taxpayer money. i@ this a real thing? >> this is conference, but it should beheld at a hotel with all sweets. i don't need a boarding pass to get on the plane. i just say [coughing]. there is nothing more pathetic than a guilty white person -- guilty white people are not sincere. they are very deep. they are not racist, not hatefully racist, but their superiority complex is racist. >> i agree. harris, we try to sing into this place and they kicked us out. what you got to say about it. >> you can do anything and get a permit and spend money on yourself. there is no reason to hit this.

to hate this. $20 million might not go far. >> i was out there trying to push my sherrod small twitter. >> i think your army must be women. i have been getting hash tags. d unless you do this. >> there are a lot of guys. >> i didn't see a lot of attractive women for sherrod's t-shirt. >> how dare you talk about the armet -- army. >> with this white privilege conference anyone can attend. it doesn't matter your gender or race. this has been happening for 15 years. their goals with the talks and

the conferences is to create solutions for oppression and create a more equal america. you haven't figured it out in 15 years. it is obviously not working. go a different route. >> he has the fatty powder sugar treats. >> they will probably have salad bar. >> you know how awful the discussions would be with bear, dirty feet. >> awful night. what do you have on say? >> have i done the conference five times and learn something new each time, homie. can i call you homie? >> that's okay. >> white privilege is a real thing, but white people that won't shut up are the most boring in the world. taxpayer money does president need to be used. >> we agree that white people

have to be stopped. >> andy levy and jojo. >> do not speak for me. >> i'm sherrod small and thank you for your time. i will be back. my show is coming soon. come on, fox, get it together.

flnk. the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> are you going to delay the open enrollment beyond march 31st? >> no, sir. >> charles krauthammer says health and human services secretary kathleen sebelius lied again about obamacare. but is that true? we'll have a follow-up report. >> my day started with the great honor of meeting his holiness pope francis. >> the vatican con fronting president obama over forcing nuns over providing birth control insurance. we will tell you what happened in rome today. >> what is the unemployment rate at right now? >> what's the matter, the cat got your tongue? >> tonight, it's an american tradition that some believe is