good night from washington, d.c. but we will see on gretawire.com. see you vote in that poll. good night. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," should you global warming uh physical tig north dakota? the horrifying eye-opening images you have to see to believe. plus, what does the president think is the best part of borrowing his wife's copy of "eat, pray, love" on money -- monday morning? >> it is a good way to start the week, even though i have to give it back. i don't get to keep it. >> and are gangs taking over our cities 1234* probably not, but our panel will debate it anyway. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight jie. let's welcome our guest. she is so cute that snuggles the bear uses her as a fabric softener. i am here with fox business network joe ling kent.

awe. >> she is like a cheese burger in paradise minus the cheese burger and the paradise. nice waive, joanne. and he puts the ew in jew. it is tv's andy levy. that's not anti-sametic, is it? >> you can't say that. >> you wrote it. >> no i didn't. >> he is so sharp he can chop wood with his thoughts. george wayne. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, do you still love nature despite what it has done to you? >> that's sweet. is it a pity being pretty? rob lowe says having good looks makes it, quote, much harder to get by in hollywood. that's him on the left. the gorgeous actor told the "new york times," an actual

paper, quote, there is an unbelievable bias against good looking people that they can't be in pain or have rough lives or be deep or interesting, none of those things you long to play as an actor. i am getting to play those parts now and loving it. when i was a teen idol -- i am already board. i was so [bleep] pretty i wouldn't have taken myself seriously. lowe is one of the many actors hurt by their good looks. take a look at some more. ♪ >> see, he would have gotten

many roles if he wasn't so handsome. welcome to the show. do you think rob lowe has a point? when we assume they are handsome they are boring because they don't have to try? >> critics will scoff. the cynic will say it is ridiculous. how could you think you are good looking and it is angs. it he does have a point. look at johnny depp. brad pitt will never win an oscar unless he loses 100 pounds and grows acne or something. >> it is like jarod leto had to dress up as a woman to win. did he win? >> yes, exakly. >> leonardo dicaprio. >> he will never win. >> the solution for an actor to be taken seriously is to be permanently disfigured? >> somewhat. >> i am glad you agree with me. i am just wondering, joe, ling, somebody who has had problems with her looks most

of her life and being hideous, i can barely stand to look ought, do you think you are smarter and had to try harder because of this? >> i had to overcome many short falls. he is is getting better and better looking as he ages. he looks so plasticky. now he looks more like a real human being. i think he has a new show coming with rebecca romijn formerly staple mows. >> handsome men need age to make them more masculine, but they are attractive. but they are still attractive and they need to be permanently disfigured, is what you said. >> yes. >> joanne, you were miss new york which is quite an achievement. >> when was that? >> last year. >> 1973. >> exactly. >> her face is made from the

skin of infants. >> miss usa 2004 actually i was on the judging panel. >> you were a judge? she won. >> i wish you were there at usa because then maybe i would have won. i am too hideous. >> i want to ask you how could you make the world a better place you said a world -- i will quote you, a world without ugly people which was shocking. how do you propose getting rid of all of these ugly people? >> if you have to ask, it is just a waste of time. i understand what he is saying kind of sort of. it is harder to, quote, get by which is not true. >> that's a lie. >> good looks will help you get in the door and you will land those jobs first. will you be pigeon holed into playing the romantic lead? was that a bad thing? >> pretty, pretty, pretty rob lowe.

he has evolved, but he got more mature and sort of like -- >> to your point he is still making money. if people pretty means you have an amazing mansion in five cities -- >> it takes somebody like andy. you have to sit and lis n to this -- and listen to this. you look at yourself and you hear him complain and you say you have to look like that every day? >> i think for obvious reasons i empathize with lowe. that's what you are trying to get at. >> you know who hates this interview most, chad lowe? chad lowe is like, what would you -- what would happen if you subtract the good looks from rob lowe? >> steven baldwin. >> we like steven baldwin. he used to be very handsome. i mean he is very handsome. sorry, steven. >> i think he is as other

people say he is kind of right. he talks about not expected to be funny. you don't really expect extremely good looking people especially good look white men to be funny because you assume they don't have to be. >> right, that's it. >> i think he has a point when he says people think pretty people can't be in pain or have rough lives. i can see where it could hurt him as an actor. not so much as a human being, but as an actor. on the other hand, there are millions of people in hollywood who don't get work because they are not good looking enough. nobody is crying for rob lowe. you brought up brad pitt. one of the things about brad pitt is fairly early in his career he chose to do "12 monkeys" and" seven" where he didn't play a pretty boy. he consciously tried to avoid that which good for him. >> the first movie that put him on the map. >> "thelma and louis." >> but i disagree. he went from that a and went to roles where he didn't play

the pretty boy. >> this is a ridiculous debate about brad pitt. >> quit saying pretty boy. >> i can talk about brad pitt for an hour. >> let's do have facts. ugly people because of evolution have to try harder to be charming. that's why they are mortal lented than -- for -- more talented than better looking people. >> better looking people are probably lazer. >> there you go. and i want to bring up a quote from a friend who texted me earlier. you know what he said? rob lowe, really? try having my mug. you have problems? the whole town is out of touch. those were his exact words. i think he is gorgeous. robert is not an ugly person. >> he has an immense presence and he is very sexy. >> you like the villains? >> well he is -- he brings a

presence to every role he plays. >> he is terrifying. >> and cheek bones. >> let's move on. >> he is a mass -- mastadone. >> do women win when they have skin? how do you pronounce that a? >> bodin. >> bodin college opened up women celebrating women celebrating bodies with photos of female students. they are on display in smith union which i think is that picture. it is the center of campus life and they are accessible to anyone including art-loving male students and the perverted professors. she wanted to create a space for a positive body experience and to counter the internal and exter national dialogues women often have around body image. for more let's go to "red eye"'s fine art critic.

>> there is a meat grinder in there. that's not funny at all. jo ling look at you laughing at the death of a cat. is this a win-win situation? i think they are empowered by being naked and men get to see their classmates naked. >> it is how you define power. i think it is interesting. it is clearly speech, but you are object tau fying women in a certain way. but then again you don't see that many modern art installations of random, naked guys. i'm looking at this wondering where the equalibrium is. but good for them. >> there is the national john travolta museum. >> that exists? >> i have been there twice.

>> that's a metaphor. joanne, why are you still talking? can women celebrate their bodies if men are ogling them? >> yes. what they are trying to achieve can be done by putting these women in burlap sacks. if what you are saying is you want to take away the problems with body image that women are having and feeling object tau fight, then why do you have to be nude? you can do that a and show the human body working out or doing other forms of -- that doesn't make a point though. >> what the name of the art show, the incredible, edible labia? >> i'm so glad i missed that one. i can litter and say that's not litter. i put that twkie -- twinkie

wrapper there and it is art. >> there was a woman who inserted yams that her butt. it was karen finley. >> and she won an award. >> she had a national education grant. >> what about that wasteful food. >> who is to say no one ate it? there are some people in new york -- >> delicate. for many that is a truffle. >> for some pigs. it is a truffle. george, whenever these stories come up i always believe this is a ruse playing on feminist convincing them what cads want a is what they want. >> freedom. nudity will be it. the less clothes on the more people will look at you and the more attention you will get. >> unless you are hideous. that's my point. well, leta done ham, she takes

her clothes off. >> i would say she is unique looking. >> if you insist. the thing about leta dunham i don't know where she got the tattoo. >> it is the tattoo that nobody thinks about long-term. tattoo are the perfect example of short-term thinking. they think it is not going to look good at 50. thouing looks good -- nothing looks good at 50. i am 49. where am i on this story? am i on tv? is this a dream again? i dreamt i was hosting a television show and then all of a sudden i start taking off my clothes? no, wait, that happened last week. andy, you appeared in the sexy, depressed jew calendar several years ago. dowry greet going -- do you regret going nude? i know i regret looking at it.

>> i say good for these women i would like to say i spelled women with a y. the key to college is not getting through it without doing anything dumb. it is not doing anything dumb that will come back to haunt you. i don't know which category it falls over. if the women feel they are making a statement and empowering themselves, good for them. but you have to wonder if posing naked will not come back to bite you in the ass later in life. >> pun intended. there is a lot of ass. >> there is a lot to nourish your irony. >> and yams. >> her food is getting booed. thanks a bunch for this crappy lunch. those are from those who are unhappy with michelle obama's lunch overhaul. many are letting her know what they think of her healthy eating initiatives. one student tweeted this picture saling "all we get for lunch today. thank you, michelle obama." another took a pic and said

"thanks, michelle obama quts. look what it did to his face. and another tweeted the first lady and her husband and said you call this an f-ing lunch? one mom said "my school lunch while eating with my daughter. only other choice was a scoop of salad." that actually looks good. this is sad. no, this is sad, ma'am. >> that is truly a stuffed animal. >> i think it is beautiful. somebody can find somebody and even if that somebody is a stuffed animal. it is a beautiful thing. >> i have had blow up boyfriends. >> no, you find out they are gay and it doesn't mean they

are blow up boyfriends. even when you cry it is cute. george, these lunches from our perspective look disgusting. should michelle obama be impeached? >> i don't know about impeached. maybe something more appetizing and -- what is the word? >> tasty. >> delicious. >> desirable. >> i was going to say more yams, but maybe we should have -- >> a gimmick. >> pork rinds. >> i like pork rinds. >> you would like pork rinds. >> they are great. except when you get them and see hair on them. that's disgusting. >> that's a downer. >> they are not pork rinds, greg. they are not pork rinds. i told you seven times i told you 12 times they are not pork rinds. >> maybe the first lady was a little too much for this whole effort ramming it down your throat about eat this, eat that, don't eat this, don't eat that.

>> and also i'm sure it is not being forced on her family. her kids would not put up with that little burger. i'm sorry, jlk, you are a business reporter so you claim. this is the difference between business and government. if a business provided something they hated they wouldn't provide. it but the oovernment doesn't have to standards. they are not going to get fired so they can keep feeding bad food to children. >> i think those kids are hilarious on twitter. they have a great twitter career in front of them. they should probably work for you. it is funny because michelle obama's thing is eating what is delicious and what is healthy. but clearly it is neither healthy nor delicious what they are eating. clearly there is something going wrong. >> it is causing a black market where people are going out and buying mcdonalds and taco bell during their lunch because they don't like the food. do you think she cares these things are not being eaten?

after all it is for the greater good. >> we need to talk about how ungrateful kids are. i would love to have a meal today. like i mean, i understand what she is trying to do, but i don't see anything green on those plates. the one picture with three sorry cherry tomatoes, come on. just meat and whole wheat bread is not healthy. it is just all wrong. >> those were not tomatoes. they were clown eyes. >> andy, go ahead and defend your model. >> i am sick of the society where we are overprotective of kids. stop protecting them from disgusting meals. medicine doesn't taste good, but it is good for you. for example, cough syrup with codeine is disgusting, but man it is good for you. >> i actually got used to the taste.

>> same with these. they taste as bad, but they are good for you. stop your whining and take your medicine. it is not the government's fault you have things you don't like. it is their job to do what is in your best interest. and the good news here is you don't like your healthy lunches, kids? don't eat them. you are too fat anyway. >> in a weird way she made the food inedible. >> this is like a vast left wing conspiracy? >> absolutely. >> do you know where you work? it is left wing. >> i didn't eat enough at lunch today to bring my brain. >> you eat enough. it is where it ends up that is the problem. >> i think we have to go. although i don't have time to read this. coming up, something. that was good. that's a tease.

you don't know what is coming up, but it is something.

ortiz got played while obama got played. during a trip to the white house, slugger david ortiz snapped a selfie with the president. later it was revealed that he signed an endorsement deal with samsung. i don't know who he is. and the president may have been tricked to be a part of a promotional campaign. dan pfeifer addressed this on "face the nation." >> he obviously didn't know about samsung ease connection to this. and perhaps maybe this should be the end of all selfies. >> the end of all selfies?

thanks, obama if that is your real name. give me some clarity. >> the discussion of a ban, i think that was -- he was saying humorously that the end of all selfies and i don't think he meant just at the white house. >> thanks for that clarification. for more let's go to cat who forgets her tongue is out. >> that's where it is supposed to be, stupid cat. cats are dumb. let's just admit it. sorry, andy. joe ling, hasn't the white house ruined selfies for everyone? that this white house has ruined an america? >> this is the case of classic over regulation.

what are they going to do next? will they ban high five's over the obama effect? what is it? is it the snowball effect? >> not with global warming it is not. >> nicely done. >> it is the most purile form. >> i disagree. i don't like them. >> it is beneath the presidency and i hope he learns his lesson. >> you work with celebrities. >> i have never taken a selfie in my life. >> vanity is the name of the magazine. >> isn't this all about vanity? >> it is obsessed vanity. >> are you basically a face elitist? meaning only celebrities can have their picture taken? joanne is alone and lonely.

nobody is taking her picture. >> i take hundreds of selfies. >> more than sebastian? >> no, i don't have the ability. >> horrible. >> i think it is horrible. ridiculous. >> i agree with you. >> no more selfies. didn't he get in trouble with the swedish woman? it looks ridiculous. >> it is cool on the rope line with kids and people who are your supporters, but maybe less cool than the garden. >> i don't i don't think it is cool anywhere. >> no more selfies with you. andy, your selfies look the same no matter what you do. why is that? >> i am finding a full range

of expressions. >> and there is happy. >> look, the only -- i guess this is a funny story. but the only funny part is that we are supposed to believe that the president didn't know what was going. can we put up the picture, please? look how president obama is holding the jersey. up and to the left. up and to the left. up and to the left. what does the jersey say? obama 44. you know what that is an acro anymore for? acronym for 1234 it is to take out jim furry. it was all planned ity highest levels. >> what about the things in the sky? >> i don't know. >> what about the chem trails? >> not tonight. >> thoughts before we move on to something else?

>> anyone who takes a selfie with the president or an actual celebrity is doing it for some sort of personal gain. whether you are sponsored by someone or in contract with a company, samsung was smart to blow it up when he took it with the phone. >> what is her name, ellen degeneres. they did not respond and now they do. samsung wants to push apple out of the picture completely. >> that's a good point. they are tricking america. >> they are the most popular cell phone brand in the world. >> and they stole everything from -- they trademarked the -- >> the patents. >> am i going to get sued for what you said. do i need a disclaimer? >> as long as you don'ts understand. >> then i can't be sued by the things i say.

>> coming up tonight's c block is brought to you by titans. the largest of the moons. it is the only celeste yial bodies. thanks, titan. >> no biggy, greg. happy to be on the show. >> what is it like being one of the only satellites with ice on the surface. >> i say -- i stay hydrated do you know what the earth has to do? >> it brings its own pea. we don't fact check. have the parents picked up up their baby learned from their mistakes 1234* i hope not. their mistakes are hilarious.

can a high-rise prevent denies, an apartment building has opened in switzerland that caters to hyper sensitive people who claim exposure to products make it so they can't function. residents are hell bent on avoiding scent. so cigarettes and perfumes are banned and only certainly hygiene products are permitted. they suffer from something called multiple chemical sensitivity. a condition not recognized by the community. and many have electromagnet

particular items and they are banned too. explained one guy it makes me weak, anxious. i can't breathe and my lungs hurt and i am dizzy. i feel the same way when i see lou daabs in the hallway. i see him and i can still say his name incorrectly he makes me nervous. is this purely a figment of my imagination? >> it has to be unreal. 24r is no way that this is -- there is no way this is a thing. but you can be anything these days. why not hyper sensitive? this is not the place you want to go to have fun whatsoever. they are probably going to ban de odor rent. >> sometimes the smells can be fun. is this a psychological thing?

>> this is like why don't you get one of the michael jackson chambers and live in it? >> exactly. this is like a giant hyper baric chamber. >> sounds that way. >> this is what happens. you are allergic to people. >> yes. >> which is good because most people can't stand you. there are sincere allergies and then there are others that are chosen because they fulfill an identity. >> i think that is right. if piment -- if people have this problem or think they have this problem, if somebody wants to build specialized houses go for it. if the record will bear it, do it. at some point the disease will be classified as a disability and that means everything will have to be built to the specifications. >> we will have to have hyper sensitive elevators and hyper

sensitive hallways, and it is going smell -- >> everyone will have to not do things. you will not be able to wear deoderant and you can't have wi-fi. >> you would fit in well with this society. >> no, i need wi-fi. >> we are avoiding the hug issue this brings up. when you put these people together they will start mating. they are definitely allergic to latex. we will have tons of these hyper sensitive annoying people who keep multiplying and then they are going to take over the world. >> that's true. >> her that or swiss them -- ship them to the swiss alps. >> i would go to the swiss alps. some really have allergies. i think it is a modern identity of the modern world. another way to get attention

is to say cell phones make you sick. >> i think they all watched "safe" and then convinced themselves they had the disease. >> when's her name, moore? >> julianne moore. >> i love her. should they be revialed for sailing with a child? it is the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> pretty good. welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate and live from the" red eye" debate center. we are here in reno. a big shout out to the casinos. i am your host greg gutfeld. a family had to be rescued in the pacific ocean by the u.s. navy after their 1-year-old daughter fell ill. the couple is defending their decision to see th world on a 36-foot sailboat with their two infant children. they were crossing the pacific with their little girl when she developed a fever and a

rash. they called for help about 900 miles off the mexican coast and picked up by the california international guard. or it could be a monster giving birth. responding to critics, the couple released a statement saying, quote, pleasecknow that this is how our family has lived for seven years. when we departed on this journey more than a year ago we were then and remain today confident that we prepared as well as any sailing crew could! the wife said on her blog, this is the stupidest thing they have ever done. >> i strongly agree. maybe i don't. before they got on the boat the girl had salmonella. >> really? >> yes, fact. >> i should read the story. >> but she was cleared to sail. she got better. >> cleared to sail. >> do you think she may have given the salmonella to some

fish? >> that was terrible. >> it was, but joe app -- joanne laughed. >> i laugh when i get uncomfortable. >> who takes the one-year-old? it is reckless behavior. >> it is like a family edition of "survivor." >> i bet if it was a puppy people would be in an uproar. >> what are you doing with the puppy? >> we are going sailing. but no people say it is a baby and it is precious. do you think they brought the baby in case they ran out of food? andy, that's a horrible thought. >> don't look at me. i didn't bring the baby on board for food. maybe they did. >> you are looking for a baby to bring on board. >> we have a bunch of cat lovers here and they have lost

control of their thoughts. >> you were saying? >> they were prepared. can you be prepared when you bring up baby? >> i am not prepares to open it up. i think it is fine to make a decision. i feel comfortable saying don't bring an infant on a sail ready the world on a tiny sailboat. i hear infants get sick sometimes? >> yes, they do. >> it is not that the kid got sick. they lost steering and communications. maybe if they hadn't they could have gone to port in mexico to a lovely hospital and gotten the baby well. >> i am glad they made it home sighly and everything is fine. but they say don't bring a knife to a gun fight. don't bring a baby to a boat. >> how many millions of dollars did it cost? >> i was going to ask that.

how much was it it? >> a lot. more than i am willing to give this family for their lifestyle choices. >> i get it. you want to raise your kids on the water. good for them. they won't remember it anyway. >> that's true. >> the navy had to get involved? that's drastic. they need to reevaluate their life and hobbies. you have kids now. you may have to sacrifice for your children. >> make caring for a child a hobby. it is something you are into for a couple of months and then lose interest. >> exactly like racket ball. >> and then you try to sell it to your friends. >> let's play racket ball and then blow it off. time to take a break. remember, not cool, currently number five on the new york times best siller list.

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have chris and gwen reached their end? the never ending saga of the ending of chris and gwen saga seems to maybe have possibly reached an ending. the two participated in the separation ceremony last week while on vacation in the bahamas. the ceremony which occurred during their break up moon involved reading from the book

of zohar and lighting a fire and tossing pebbles representing their wandering spirit into the sea. they kissed and beheaded a native man and drank his blood. which i endorsed. george, so they say they want to make it easier for the kids to transition into an easier life. how can they say that when they named their kid apple? >> i agree with you. i will go to just find the rock they tossed. >> you can get big money for that. >> for sure, to question about it. gweny, i love gweny. i really do. i don't understand why everyone is getting on on top of gwen thet. >> well apparently her husband is not anymore. >> the problem is somebody else was. >> you know what it is 1234 you know what changed gwenyth paltrow? the newsletter. >> that's where it went wrok.

>> i will tell you how you to live organically, but you have to be as wealthy as me to pull off this lifestyle. get this rare stuff, but only she can get it. andy, you are an expert on this break up, but it has been wearing you down expru locked in wore apartment eating chunky monkey ice cream. has the ceremony made your grieving any easier? >> none had anything to do with the break up. it is a normal april. >> i am not sure i believe this story. not because it is outrageous, but it sounds like something they would do. it has kabbalah and wandering spirit. the only thing missing is kale. the story was sourced to a friend. >> i like the sources. that's what i build my life on.

as someone who doesn't have a friend i don't trust that as a sures. >> a good, skeptical journalist. >> gwen described it as an inevitable circumstance almost as if she knew she was miserable to be around. >> yeah, but what i like is she said i don't want a long, drawn out divorce and i will have a place where kids will be board and sad. >> joanne, i bet you love this story. there are people who are as alone as you are. >> i throw pebbles into the toilet. i release what no longer four rishz my body. my spirit animal respects me.

>> all of the above and below. >> you are an interesting person. >> not everyone can pull that off. >> god knows i have tried, but they arrested me. >> was that you? >> that was me. i guess we are done with this segment. i can talk about it forever. actually, maybe we will. no, we have another story. maybe we will do that story. coming up, breaking up by text.

>> oh my goodness, tomorrow on the next "red eye" that is dana perino on the left. i don't know who she s. i think she is on a show called "the five." best show on tv besides "red eye." and some other show. we will be in studio for the whole hour. >> last story, that's the last story. >> who gets the prize when a relationship dies 1234* that's the subject of tonight's. >> "red eye" debate, live,

2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> live from the "red eye" debate center and once again your host of" red eye" debate. it includes a q and a period afterwards. police submit your questions by writing them with mayonnaise on the tv screen. a judge ruled a new york woman gets to keep her $53,000 engagement ring after her hubby broke off the ring via text. she responded angrily. he wrote back to her saying, plus, you get a 50 grand parting ring, enough for a down payment on a house. those words convinced the house that the ring was no longer involved in a marriage contract and now a parting gift. he claims luis is his name that his text was meant in jest as if using some kind of game show host speak. what is the deal? >> it is ridiculous. the ring is hers. get over it and move on. >> i give you the ring and blah, blah, blah.

she has the ring and you were not man enough to approach her and have a face-to-face conversation about this. keep the ring. >> you are waiving your hand. >> was there a wing between chris and gweny? it is like an animal spirit. >> joanne, you have an unusual look on your face. you are either about to throw up or say something. >> probably both. it will come out. of course she deserves the ring. are you kidding me? she breaks -- he breaks up with her via text? that's terrible. >> where did he get that ring? one of those staten island -- the italian festivals? it was one of those --

>> hoarks, >> oh. i have only gotten caw -- canolli's. >> andy? thoughts? >> i agree you shouldn't break up via text. it is too hard to get sarcasm. he might have been kidding. he might have been saying, hey, i guess you get a parting ring. but there is no way to tell. >> there will never be. >> you need an lol at the end. or a creepy winker. >> i am leaving you, lol and then you can keep the ring and lol. >> i'm leaving you, jk, and then the next one, not. >> jk, not. >> sorry, not sorry. >> usually i think you should give the engagement ring back, but in this case i think she should keep it. and also get one of his fingers. >> oh, yes.

>> joe ling kent, always a pleasure. andy levy, joanne, george wayne, great first time. awesome. i'm greg gutfeld. see you tomorrow.

>> hi, hello, everyone i'm gg, greg gutfeld, dana perino, bob beckle and eric boling. this is "the five." >> so the i -- eco of mozilla resigned. outrage spreads like spanish moss obscuring national debate. the pleasure one derives from exercising your