york city and tomorrow night, i will see from you washington, d.c. our usual spot. good night. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" is this giant life-like replica of david hasselhoff creepy, super creepy or really super creepy? and how does joe biden feel about being voted silliest human by the supreme galactic council? >> down here that is not meant as a compliment, but i'm proud of it. >> and finally, zamboni machine. should you get one now before they sellout? the story cnbc refuses to cover. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is so greek college men keep trying to rush her. i am here with andrea santeros.

i didn't write that. fox news contributor and one of my fellow co-hosts on "the shive." guzzling cheap wine and cheeking back tears were a sport she would be on the platform and then fall off it because she is our sad little drunk. it is joanne. and america's towel boy, andy levy. and you might remember him from the last time you forgot about him. it is the always forgettable paul's what's his face? his pod cast is available on itunes and allegedly performing in new york city on may 15th through the 17th. >> that doesn't help. >> that means he won't be on the show that night. benefit for all of our viewers. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. everyone has the right to be ugly, greg. but you have abused that preyful preyful -- privilege. >> wow. his freckle face is in a better place.

archie andrews will be fatally shot while saving a friend as a conclusion of the life with archie series. thankful leahy still lives and will hang out with lucy, schroeder and scrooge mcduck. said the ceo of archie comics, archie died as he lived, heroic ally. he is a representation of us, the best of us and our faults. i can see how you would murder him. let's pause to remember the life of the soon to be dead red head. ?eet. ♪

>> ♪ why couldn't it be him >> i don't know how that gutted gutted -- how that got in there, paul. one of the producers would like to slip that in. >> was that you singing? >> no, i don't have that kind of voice. you are loathed as archie is loved. >> we get the point. we get the point drive it into the ground gut -- gutfeld. >> i want to know who benny and veer ron -- veronica will torment? they want it to be morrell vent to kids -- more relevant to kids. they use jiloppi. >> that's true, they are out of date and good on you for

calling that. >> just say that's true and move on. >> i wish i could move on. i could move on, but you are still here. >> andrea, this is a bizarre way to end a series. why do you think they did this? >> especially a series that wants to reach out to kids. why would they kill off the beloved main character? i think they will make the women gay. i think the direction this country is going and will archie is following the wave. >> or he can become a ghost archie and just float around and act like paul mccurio and annoy people with a weird ghostly stench. >> one last question, doesn't a morbid comic hero who dies defeats the point of the comic, comic death? >> it is traumatizing to children which i find offensive. there are other ways to have

handled this. joe app, how do you and your friends -- joanne, how do you and your friends react to the death of archie? >> we are excited. it is coming out in july, i believe. we will be waiting in line for like two days beforehand. we need to honor this thing. i am waiting for the group that will come out and say this comic is glorifying gun violence and it is terrible for the children. he dies by like throwing himself in front of someone. >> he takes a bullet. andy, does the death of archie make you think of your own mortality, or are you dead inside so it doesn't matter? >> i am amazed archie comics is still around. who still reads it? >> that's a good point. >> i don't see them at the

various magazine stores i go to. >> the smoke shops? >> or the adult boutique. >> when you buy the three pack there is never an air a chee. archie. >> are you the only one who buys them at the airport. >> in 1980 gene gray of the "x men" died. >> great fact. >> he came back and super ban died and came back. steve rogers died and was replaced by buckie barnes who also died previously and come back. steen steve rogers came back and became captain america and then buckie dye again and came back again. >> sounds like "days of our lives." >> comic book characters don't die. they die and then come back. >> he is only dying in this store line. he will continue to be this

super old character who looks like a teen a ager. >> what if he comes back in a tv series? that's how you make it relevant to the kids. it will be a new sitcom. >> that's what they are calling it these days. one of the first weird things that happened was when somebody moved away. you have a friend and they moved away and your parents would explain it. >> traumatized. i decorated her locker and the theme from "beaches" and it was" wind beneath my wings. her name was sara adams, but i think she moved to michigan. >> ted nikoli. >> every friend i had moved away. i would care i saw them -- i would swear i saw them at school and then they said it wasn't them. >> i was told they were being

sent to the farm 6789. >> my parents would move and i stayed. >> nobody talks about archie comics. in the last couple years they have done a gay thing and everybody talked about it. then everybody stopped two weeks later and now they are doing this. they are trying to drum up interest. >> women continue like gingers. women don't like red heads. i'm telling you. i let the cad out of the bag. joanne, back me up. >> is it because they are ginger everywhere? >> the camera hasn't taken me and it is still on joe -- joanne so thank you floor director. >> i actually love the red headed people of the world. i feel intolerance toward the red heads is disgusting and not rest until it stops.

>> it is the body of a ken doll. she can't be a scholar. they have withdrawn their plans. ian? ali? sorry. the child was mutilated and won praise for her work against the oppression of women and girls done in the name of religion. the former muslim has faced criticism for harsh condemnation for islam and after petitions from faculty and students the school caved. we respect and appreciate her work to protect and defend the rights of women and girls throughout the world. that said we cannot overlook certain of her past statements that are inconsistent with the core values. let's check in with cat who gets caught barking.

>> stupid cat. andrea, on a scale of totally gross to extremely gross how gross is it? is there justification for this? >> a 15. universities are supposed to be laboratories of free speech. they are supposed to be areas where you canada bait different theories. i call it the tolerance of the intolerant. even though islam is intolerant to gays. and they say this woman does not reflect the core values. i would like to ask the president there if they agree with the views of islam which is anti-gay. is that how they feel? you never get them to admit that, but they cave. she said i think we are at war with islam.

it is not because i think it, but they declared war on us. we can be under a rock and say we are not at war with us. either they are killing us or we are killing them. >> is this cowardess? >> absolutely. the students said they were uneasy. we take all of the students and have it include beatings and arranged marriage and say how they feel then. the other thing is a huh poke -- hipocrissy. they had a relationship and it was a nazi march on the campus and it took a university three weeks to distance themselves. apparently hate speech is a problem. >> good point. >> they had tony kushner who

has spoken openly about his hatred to a lot of jews. they had him speak -- >> israel. >> israel, pardon me. >> he is self-loathing? something like that. he had an honorary degree and there was no issue with their core values. >> it is like they are picking and choosing their battles. >> you want choose one and not the another. >> radical islam, if you think about irsey, the film was stabbed on the street. >> i saw the film. >> and the note that was stabbed on the chest said you are next. >> we don't know what that means. >> there is the defense here and i actually thought, well, somebody facebook me. and it was a hindu woman who

goes to him saying i i don't understand what is going on. they respect it but her speech is harsh and tasteful. do they have any point in this? >> her past statements are inconsistent with the core values. they don't say which statements because they don't have the courage to name which ones. did they over look testimony when she decided to get the degree? did something change? either they weren't aware of the statements which means they are stupid. or they didn't care about the statements in the past and now they are caving to the students and teachers. either way, it is pathetic. it is ironic that brandon ike contributed to an anti-gay marriage campaign. the way gays are treated in muslim countries she is being

pillards. >> the question is what she saying untrue? she said islam is not a wharf peace -- or a religion of peace. i would ask them is it true or not true. >> she says islam and not rid cal islam. >> then they are worried about their students cot campus being ostracized. somebody from the muslim student association said this is a slap in the face. it is a slap in the face to a female victim who has experienced this and wants to share my story. >> you have a right to disagree and i will offend it unless there is a petition and you will go with the group. >> are you supposed to offend people who are opposition. >> she was working on a sequel

to" submission." it was going focus on the treatment of gays under islamic law. i don't think it came out, but when it was ready to come out, the dutch government was afraid it would make them the target of anti-muslims. she is the bad one? >> which is inconsistent with a university's core values. >> when when the dosh artist pride to write about him? "time" magazine did an expose. not exactly conservative. they quoted the college professors saying for hundreds of years millions of women have been left with battered bodies, minds and souls. the author talks about pre preeminence. if the wife does not follow in his footsteps he can beat her. does it condone that or does it not?

i would like them for to seek what happened. >> what is wrong with saying gad things about a religion. we say bad things all the. why is this front. different. if this was somebody that was anti-christian they would give her the degree. she has been mutilated and opinion through a lot. if anybody is a critic or say she has board. she has a right to go overboard. >> in a certain way i would compare that to henry aaron. he said those things in the last couple days. it is a silly thing to say, but given the experiences he has had and what he has lived through, maybe you cut him some slack. i am not going to write you off for it. >> do you think people who do

that fire the rete pro biewtion if they support this woman? >> that will be their rationalization. it is not, but you mentioned -- >> that's why they impress sonned the film maker in america. >> they are woosies and they feel like this administration if they constantly nice things infed of honest things. main mounds of years is -- maybe hundreds of years will disappear. >> remember when i spoke at the college campus and talked about islam and the students boycotted and put out a statement uh -- apologizing for having me. >> they offered to have her come to the campus and speak and she said no. good for her. >> and the irony is you have a jewish university denying somebody that is critical.

>> this is a woman who has after submission she had to live with 24 hours security. she had to move because her neighbors felt unsafe and complained. so you she is doing it and not the people doing it to her. >> we have -- i don't think you will ever have to worry about an honorary degree. >> from my high school p april 28th, classical high school in providence. >> we need a petition. >> that is true. we can start a petition red eye. what is the name? >> classical high school. >> where is it? >> prove -- providence, rhode island. my wife went there too. >> that's where you ruined her life. smee -- she was so close to

getting out. >> i ruined something. i will tell you that. maybe be -- maybe we will go to the break. the red eye paw session is to stop him from getting a degree. and we will list some reasons why. that's based on the jokes on his show. >> you have to put on there # can sell mccurio. you are next. coming up, what is it like to go from being miss new york to being a regular on a hit show? find out in tv andy levy's show. >> what are you doing every day that is making you a big jerk? a story so exclough sigh we -- so explosive that we are saving it for the end of the show when you are already asleep.

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sleep train's interest free for 3 event is on now. ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ best? that's the subject of tonight's "red eye" debate. >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate, live from the" red eye" debate center. i'm greg gutfeld. please refrain from clapping during the debate or i will shoot your hands-off. the city council in sweden, they have them there, decided to reduce the number of hours some of the staff works to only six. put that a in perspective. it is one less than seven. a control groupdwill continue working full time, but both groups will receive the same pay. only in obama's sweden.

the goal is to see which is more productive. they talked about the experiment. >> [speaking foreign language]. >> what was he doing? >> he took off his medals. >> i think he was going to dive in and he said, na. cell phone in my pocket and wallet filled with money. i am leaving town tomorrow and my passport is in there. >> the second thing they threw in the water was the life preserver and the first was the mic. >> mic is not working.

it had a happy ending. she died. no, i'm kidding. could this be a blessing in disguise. the government works less and then has less time to crew things up. to screw things up. >> maybe, but i don't care. it is sweden. i don't care. it is sweden. >> but there is an interesting thing. people have seen your act to petition and you work far, far less. will that help doing more with less time? maybe not even going out and performing, but doing it in a closet alone jie. there is a petition for the show to go on later. it is sweden, do they need a less stressful day? the two things they do is volleyball and boning some. >> are you talking about fishing? >> they take the bone out of the fish. >> i think that is de boning. >> what is the issue they need

six hours? >> i like the fact you managed to hit on the major swedish stereo type. >> it is a plot point of most -- >> hot blonde is number three. >> joanne, for an eight-hour day you work 42 minutes. if they are back down in 6 hours it is 24 minutes? >> i like to condense. i can get all of my on-line shopping done. it is a race. they have any ex election coming up so it may be a ploy to get voters to swing to the left. it is an interesting idea. will it make people more productive? will they be happier and healthier and not as expressed out and take vacation days. will this provide more job opportunities? can you hire people to work other hours? >> you are asking a lot of

questions. >> the answer to those things is no. >> there is a lot to think about. >> you didn't think about answers, did you? >> you work 42 minutes a day. >> i would like to pose the question. i would like to start a dialogue. >> anyone, anyone? >> it was a dialogue nobody wanted. andy, should obama be impeached? that's the qhe on everyone's mind. how bad must it suck to be in the control for this one? the control group is working the same amount of hours while his friend is working as many and getting lis money. basically if i figured this out right, what is going on is the city council is proposing

to work fewer hours and get paid the same. this is why i say government is uh -- awesome. you want to go into it so you can keep doing all of the stuff that distracts you from work. it is not going to break into your facebook time. >> do you set yourself up? >> i am working at a chuck e cheese. >> those poor children. >> i like it. >> are you a charkt a ter? >> i am. >> captain lips? >> really? that's what you are going with? captain lips? >> oh here comes captain lips. >> maybe lippie the lem. lemur. >> they say an eight-hour day is like an 18-hour day with you. >> i work 18-hour days.

>> we are working harder as a society. our parents pretty much worked 9:00 to 5:00. >> they had harder jobs than we do. >> wait a minute. >> you are not a patriot. >> i work really hard. i work on "the five" and for" red eye" today and i work on my book. i workup the nerve to put up with eric bolling. >> do you do that thing where you kick out? >> the thee master. the thy master. >> that's what they call eric too. tonight's c block is sponsored by cashews. are your bumper stickers putting your family at risk? i hope so, i mean i hope not. either way i don't care.

for those who forgive have more years to live? i said do those. let's do that over again. do those who forgive have more years to live? in other shows they would stop, but i don't. i keep going. that's how it works. i worry about myself and my cell phone and getting home in time to have my chinese food. researchers say the key to a

longer life is cut yourself some slack which i believe is a fashion term. the researchers found people who can forgive themselves deal with stress berry which translates into a longer and happier life. meanwhile those who lack self-compassion hold on to the stress that puts them at risk for cardiovascular disease or being paul mccurio. andrea. is this another one of the health studies that is pure crap or is there merit to it? >> i think our a block was evidence. this is how people say so destressed. they are uh poll gisted for radical islam. very, very calm. >> that's a good point. >> they changed my mind about everything. isn't stress what helps people get things done? if everyone relaxed all the time. the economy would suffer.

>> that's a decent point you made. millions of dollars were spent on the study to tell you something i learned on the toilet reading "don't sweat the small stuff." what is the point of the study. when i want to feel better i recommend this to the panel. you wake up greg's bio. >> just let me have the moment. i know you have to live with him, but -- >> joanne are they saying lower your standards? accept failure which i have been asking you to do forever. >> i tried to do that with men. lower standards accepted. i find i am expressed and lonely. what i do is i have a lot of self-compassion. i give

myself hugs. but after a good workout i do pat myself on the backout president when i am stretching i will go like that and people see me and then it is a little odd. i think this is a real study and there are actual results that show this. but it is obvious as well. let it go. don't sweat that book or whatever it was on the toilet. >> wedding on the toilet. >> with a thigh master. no better fun on a friday night. >> andy, as much as i hate this advice, the logic -- is cutting yourself some slack -- >> it is procrastinating. >> it is like taking xanax. >> but you can work on xanax. i have proven that. >> my apartment is bare. i get home and the way i

unwind is doing tai chi. it relaxes the body, mind and spirit. >> but not your neighbor. do you remember colonel stewart from "die hard 2" and his" naked tai chi." gentlemen john mcclain makes it to the movie. >> and i should be dead by 25. perhaps i am. >> it is just saying greg gutfeld, don't be so hard on yourself. >> he should, look at him. the guy who came up with this study is a west of time. >> how do you feel? >> officials in dowey, pennsylvania are warning residents to bumper stickers because it can give information to bad people like burglars and paul mccurio.

>> they can give your kids' names and what you do for a living. they just want people to be aware. do you buy this? they are scoabing out the house based on your bumper sticker? >> i think tv hosts like to tar bet people with extended and you know what i wonder, the people with all of the bumper stickers the rainforest and hugs not drugs and mean people suck. how do they find time to care about so many bumper stickers. how do they? >> i don't know. >> once you put the bumper stick you are on you are done. >> we know freedom isn't free, mom. >> joanne, do you ever scope out eligible men based on their bumper sticker. or old rich guy inside?

>> you have a nice car, you don't put a bumper stick you are in it. and even in the city you have a driver. >> people out there can relate to that. >> what a? >> i don't know. >> do you want to say anything? >> not really. >> don't let him say anything. >> i think the bumper stickers are a little bit tack key. my mom had the best supporter troops and the yellow ribbon. that stuff i am all for, that's weird. >> it is strange. you used to have a bumper sticker. what are your thoughts on this? >> are you going to kin dire garden and write lip and salt and hand it in. >> i am doing america's -- you

were h that car. >> you tell me if these are good or take them off. >> the other car is unlocked with $50,000 of cash inside. my student trusts unconditionally. or honk if you want the kids. >> that is gretta's a list material. >> i thought we would have funny ones. >> it is so predictable. >> last word, andy. you don't have a car. >> joke is on them. >> if you put one of these stickers on your car, put yourself some slack. we have better learned that. >> when i lived in l.a. and the other things i had was an army de kailey which -- army de cal. >> there is one thing the stickers with the kids on them. they will say pedophiles, you

know what, you know what he will do? turn his lead to the left to see where your kid lives. >> how do you know that? >> it works in jersey. you go to certain parts of jersey. >> shut up, paul. it is time to take a break. more stuff is on the way. i keep reminding you to go to barnes and nobel. order it on amazon or go to g gutfeld.com. the final leg of the tour is on friday. check out g gutfeld.com and you can see the whole schedule there. be back in a men. be back in a minute.

do women only work in a short skirt? the white house thinks so which makes us wonder --

>> is this sexist? >> all right, let's see how do we do this? put this here and there we go. got that in there. shoot. i am almost there, america. hold on a second. >> my sign is more competent than you. welcome to "is this sexist." joining us from "red eye" headquarters. they sent out an e-mail saying president obama's new equal pay action where women in frocks and sky high heels. the "washington post" wonders if this is what the white house thinks women wear to work or women at a cocktail party or maybe women in an expensive, sexy, prison. the coo has been trying to identify work photos. it is pant suits and hard hats and lab coats. be real?

lab coats? not in my lifetime. andrea, sexist or the opposite? sexist. >> who would wear a supper short skirt. i don't know any of these women. this is farfetched. it is so farfetched i don't know what they are talking about. >> i will go to joanne who is a woman. the picture they should use, the picture thob shiner. >> and they are both black and they look like they are about to kiss each other. they are trying to say something else entirely with this image. they are not even real people. they don't have eyes. >> i don't know why anyone is making a big deal. i am more uh febded of the e-mail they had to send everyone saying we want to

lessen the gab. lens the gap. i don't need the memo. >> so my thought is that if you didn't have women in the dressing room how would you know that. >> high heels. >> i just a point. >> andy, first salary and now this. will women ever start -- stop complaining? >> i actually think it is weird that the point is 51% of women are told not to discuss their salary of the. people don't talk about the salary. i think that is low. >> i never had a discussion about scale re. salary. anybody that did bring it up creeped you out. >> this falls under the riew brick under something to get

involved about. >> it is a typical dc writer where they wear ugly shoes. they wear loafers and flats. this is the only thing they do have is about equal pay. >> it is not as they should, emma, right? i shouldn't have turned to my left. you asked for it. >> do you have aent which on the show? >> i do. >> more signs. >> even when i am not here. e-mail us, red eye at fox news.com. do you have an animal doing something and perhaps ripping paul mccu ri o's head out. go to fox news.com slash video. click on submit a video. up next, cell phones and dirt.

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e block. the last story. that's the last story. >> do you belong in talking on your cell?

scientists has proven blabbing on your phone in public makes you an a-hole or less likely to help out somebody in knee. they had a man drop a stack of manages in front of people walking by. those who were not on the phone helped them test 2% of the time. that's a difference of 72 and 9. andrea, would it just be as rude to hang up on the person you are talking to? it is just a measure of what is rude? >> that's true. but i am an a-hole on the phone. i don't mean to be. >> let her talk! learn how to engage with people. >> for example if i am a cab and it is time to pay and the guy said where are you going? i yell at him. we are trying to figure out. >> 42nd and third!

>> that's your address. >> no, i was thinking of giving a different one. >> you were in the group. why do you hate injured people? >> they are not handicap. they are handy capable. >> that's nice of you. i shout words of encouragement. >> like get out of my way? >> like hurry up. >> did your behavior changing on the phone? >> yes, definitely. my voice gets higher. my sister yells at me all the time. that doesn't sound like you. what are you doing. >> you hate your sister, just that i'm imitation. >> sorry. i agree. for the most part, people do. they changing themselves. >> paul, what about you? >> what? >> why do you have glasses on.

>> i am reading the question. just answer the questions so we can all shoot ourselves. >> they were shocked that somebody was reading magazines in 2014. secondly it was magazines. the guy dropped magazines. i will not get off my call to help the fallen baby. >> you don't make fun of the babies they are in my scenario. >> you will go on to be a 5 foot show host. >> andy, correlation doesn't mean causation. thank you for that. could it beern mean that mean people use the phone more? >> i think people who talk on their cell phones in public a lot are jerks. that's what is going on here. and 72% of the people not on the cell phones helped.

that means 28% of people not on their phones were jerks. >> quick with your math there. >> you were doing the abbicus in your brain. >> maybe feels like they can do it on their own. i don't want to insult a guy. >> or maybe people in life are just a-holes and they are on their phone. >> the 28% were blind. >> they factored that a in. >> you know who drive me crazy are people who are on their phones and talk knowing you can hear them so they change there -- they are talking about did we get somebody to take care of the coy pond? >> or men trying to talk loud so the women will here. fuel up the benzo and get the ferrari. >> tall does, but he does it to his actual hand. >> hello, get me my flashy car

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hello, i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, eric boling and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> earlier today, the house ways and means committee took the unprecedented step to referring lois learner to the justice department for criminal probation. holder is likely to dismiss it. she could face up to 11 years if convicted on the commission lying -- on lying to the commission.