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girls just wanna have fun, but she just wants a free cocktail and a ride home from a gentle stranger. joanne, poor thing. and andy levy. and he is so quiet you would think he was a clown's turd. you can catch his pod cast. moral? >> morell: >> and she is so capitalist she makes a glass ceiling look like paper and when she talks business, she means business. fox business network liz mcdonald. she has a new book called "skirting herasy." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i don't want you to leave, greg because i'd miss you babe, and i don't want to miss

a thing. >> he has a way of sounding anti-gay. it is day rainbow flag of -- >> yes, alec baldwin was at it again on wednesday getting into another on-line spat that hinted at another homophobe yaw. he was embattled with mitt romney aid garrett jackson, if that's his real name. he referenced jackson's profile pic by tweeting, quote, you are on your knees in that photo. what is up with that a? of course jackson promptly retweeted baldwin adding, coming, being 5* homophob [sic]. >> and he deleted the tweet. here is a dramatic re-enactment of the twitter fight.

>> i could watch that for weeks. >> what kind of aliens were those? >> i don't know. paris hilton and nicole richie naked, that's what that was. glad to have you back. it has been awhile. did you miss the homophobe yaw? it has been months. >> i don't even consider it homophobe yaw. i think he is a long island dude. i have a friend who is from long island. we saw a bulldog in a leather vest and matching cap and he said look at that gay dog. i'm like, yeah, it is not the dog's choice to dress like that. that's not homophobe yaw. it is misplaced something. i don't know what it is. that's not gay. >> that's gay by proxy. you know somebody is gay and making their dog gay.

it is gay canine by proxy. >> secondhand gay. >> there you go. liz, he said he would withdraw from society for good and stick to acting and possibly move to california. now he is back. >> didn't he threaten this when george w wasn't? >> he was getting off social network. now he is back providing toeder for the show which is -- providing fodder to this show. >> looking at this whole fight, first of all i was watching a -- an episode of "miami housewives." i can just imagine him in his rock of ages t-shirt saying i can't believe he said that and typing away. then he comes out and says you know what, i am not a homophobe, but he deletes -- if he is not a homophobe, then why was he deleting his tweets, right? >> he was pulling out. i don't know. it is thursday.

joe, you often tweet things you shouldn't when you are drunk, ie, any night. any advice for alec whatever his name is? there are 70 of them. >> when i am drunk, i don't know. you have to commit to it. you commit. if you are nervous you can't find your phone to tweet. >> when whole exchange between these two old men it was like two old guyss at the summer barbecue. it is like, put your shirts on and drink a beer. no one needs to say that. garrett jackson was asking for it. you know he has a hothead. you know something is going to happen there. >> he egged it on you are saying? >> of course he did. >> so you are blaming the victim? >> a little bit. >> i don't know, andy. i don't know if the target is gay. frankly i care -- no, i don't care. andy, what is the solution to baldwin's problem. i have a solution on the page

and i don't know what it is. >> first of all, the main problem with baldwin's tweets is not the little whiff of homophobe yaw. i don't mean the political stuff. his come backs are awful. you are on your knees in that photo. what is up with that? burn? maybe in 10th grade that was a burn. >> i thought it was funny because it is so bad. >> they are not clever -- >> that's the thing. somebody needs to sit him down and say alec, you are a smart guy but you need to learn the difference between an actor and a writer. >> he can a get a job as an opinionated bartender. even beyond the bullying. first of all why is the fall back always the gay thing? what is in his head that he thinks that is such a slam? both of them were lame. i would have said thanks for the memories, alec baldwin. i will add your tweets to my

princess collection of tweets. >> here is the solution. his wife should create a fake twitter. she should hire a guy, a hacker that they always have on the tv shows that a are nerdy, have him come on and create a fake twitter so he thinks he is tweeting to somebody. he is really not. she is in the room going you are the greatest actor alec. he would never know he is actually not on the internet. >> that's hysterical. >> the problem is he keeps falling back on it as an insult. his defense even sounds bad. he said i don't mean gay like gay, but a piece of human garbage. that's not a good way to make your case. >> i would never call you gay. that's so low. >> somebody needs to explain that he can be witty and movies and on tv because he is reading someone else's lines. somebody needs him to know he is not tina fey. just go and look at his credits and it is not for writing. >> he can hire somebody to

tweet for him. people do that. it is an easy solution. >> the rock of ages offense is terrible. he said because he kissed russell brand? i am not going to rent the movie and call him on it. >> what is russell brand? >> he is a sequential huh maf fro diet. we have all kissed russell brand. >> two times. the first time wasn't enough. >> did you actually kiss him? >> oh no. why would i say that a? >> you have kissed unusual people! he is getting sued for not going nude. a hollywood actress, is there any other kind may have to pay $85,000 for refusing to get naked in a a simulatedsex scene. she said she was coerced for striping for the sin -- cine

max show. they said she only voiced concern before it started. she ended up wearing pasties over her nipples requiring additional editing expenses. hbo affiliated with cinema a x has a policy prohibiting pasties. we will show you the scene. but we warn you that you are encouraged to strip naked and dance in front of an open window. >> that is graphic. that was great. kitten massage. you did soft core porn in the early years of your career. >> have to make a living somehow. >> cinemax is called skinemax. people know what it is. did she get cold feet or cold breasts? >> i didn't know you could sue

people for not getting naked. that's awesome. i will take scarlet johansson to court and figure this out. >> that's true though. what if -- no. liz, you did soft core porn before you got to fox. >> that's why i got the job. >> but you are a business lady. you put on your business lady hat. does cinemax have a case here? >> they might. when i read through the story and read about the contract language, she is saying she was not signing up for oral 6. oral sex. it depends on what sex scene is. >> it is really boring and sad and stilted and uncomfortable to watch. you are masterbating. and the pasties don't do it for anybody, right? >> speak for yourself. >> joanne, is going nude bad for an actress' career? i ask you because at this point it can't hurt.

>> it is great for an actress' career if you are a body double, right? some of these people can make tons of money being julia roberts' boobs or sarah jessica parker's boobs. she just has to read the contract. they can sue her if she signed on to something and she is not performing her job. >> that's a mccurio joke. >> i was trying to get it off me, trying to get rid of it. >> maybe alec baldwin could have advised her. >> he would have called her a derogatory term for a lesbian. that's what he would have done. andy is it real news that hbo has a no pasties policy? >> it is okay to learn, and i guess i get it. if you want to show a

realistic sex scene realistically she probably didn't have them on. >> what if she is a woman with pasties on having sex 1234*. >> i don't think that was the case here. >> the big question here is why is this soft core stuff being produced? who is watching this stuff? i want remember what it is called, but there is a machine you can buy that gives you access to all kinds of hard core sexual ago a tiff tee and you can watch it 24 hours a day. >> it is called 6 toaster? sex toaster? >> who is watching cinemax for that these days? >> just watch "game of thrones." >> do you know what soft core porn is? it is like you have a whole foods, but you got to gnc. >> is it? >> what?

>> whole foods has all of this amazing food and all of of these options. you go to gnc where you have capsules. you have jars of powder. i thought that was brilliant. nobody liked it, clearly. let's go to the next story. screw you people. a social media song goes wrong at the social media marketing world conference, my favorite social media conference, visitors were given a special treat in the form of this song. ♪ searching for the story ♪ that will bring us empty fame ♪ ♪ so we shoot our viral video ♪ ♪ and we post-it to the brand ♪ ♪ looking for the secret ♪ we try to keep from paying on ♪ ♪ connect with me

♪ show the world how this gets done ♪ ♪ let's get social ♪ social media >> that was awesome. there was also a hype man believe it or not. >> i want you to stand up right now and take out your phones. take a selfie with your neighbor. it is time to get social! >> the best thing ever in the world. >> why can't alec baldwin tweet about him? >> that made me happy. >> wait, there is more. and he has an important message. >> social is about the people, remember. we are people. do we need another post to show up everywhere 1234* i hope as we scatter that we never forget that our posts live forever even when we go to bed. >> that is fantastic.

sam, you are a professional comedian. how would you rate that performance? >> a 10. i think it was incredible. the best since flava-flave. >> he should have had a giant ipad around his neck. >> that's a great idea. i think he needed more accessories. >> why was he not wearing google glass? >> i live the incorporation of jargon. you have to include jargon. # fail. >> this talk put me over the moon. this is like the wonder bread of rap. i thought it was a catchy tune. i was sitting here bouncing to it. >> the poor girl. she is feeling it in her soul, andy. has anything funny ever happened in a conference room? it is like people who think

they have talent will do this and their friends won't tell them not to. setting them up for a faur. >> this is the worst thing i have ever seen in my life and i can get where al-qaeda is coming from. >> and you are jewish. >> this is awful. i am speechless. >> by the way where did this happen? >> in pakistan. >> san diego i think. >> same thing. that wasn't a joke. that was a tasteless comment. does this classify as cruel and unusual punishment to the audience? >> they were probably enjoying it, so it wasn't cruel or unusual for them. it was a delight. but for those watching it, these kids are like, please send me to band camp or theater camp. i don't want to go to this conference. they really showed a great example of social media. this video i'm sure is now

viral. >> i love when people say rival. >> even though it sank, they are doing their job. >> that's the irony, sam. this poor girl will not be able to go on social networks for months or perhaps a year or so because she will be humiliated. they will remember her for that. >> i think she got social. >> i host an antisocial media conference once a year. it is basically me sitting there and it is a lot more fun. >> what kind of songs do you sing? >> it varies-from year to year. i try to go with whatever is current at the time. it is a lot of vanilla ice. that's big with the kids these days. >> edgy. >> i thought you did an asia remix. >> this is going no where. coming up, vodka and a watermelon.

yes, we discuss joanne's favorite recipe for her fruit salad because she is a drunk. what is katherine heigl doing with duane reid? they are selling a dvd and dresses for $10. prices that low must be a crime.

it was an invitation to regurgitation. a san francisco couple announced their wedding date with a video that looks like a movie trailer with a helicopter and great gatsby quotes. it is the subject of a new segment. >> is this evil? >> try to figure this out. there is a hole right here.

i will just hold it for now. >> should we sing as you do that? >> no. bambo and janice are getting married in july and they would like you to know, they hate you. ♪ >> that's fantastic. and that was the pro log. let's watch the rest. ♪

♪ >> you know who is super excited for that wedding? ♪ >> i am detecting a theme here. joe app, i am going to you because you have a bachelorette thing you are doing. you are alone and lonely and probably will always be. does their happiness make you

hate them even more? >> no, it makes me hate myself even more. i want to go to a party and have it be about me. >> one day it will happen. >> i will throw it for myself. this is a waste of a party though. they put on this whole big thing for the invitation. were these ago a teres? -- actors? i am hoping this was an engagement party and they used the opportunity with the helicopters. you need one of those at an engagement party. i hope they used that for the invite. it is wasteful. >> it is wasteful. i have a belief that the amount put into aed withingd withing is inversely proportional to the happiness or the duration of the wedding that comes out. you ever seen -- i went to a wedding, the biggest wedding ever and the guy was gay. he was caught with a hustler and they ended it. >> the one man.

this is really just obnoxious. you are rooting for the marriage to fail and when it does fail i hope one of their friendsy mails that video. they would say why would you send us this? they would say exactly. >> every day you send it back. liz, was the video over the top or not over the top enough? >> it was over the top. by your math does this marriage only last a day or a week? >> she is already banging his friends. i'm kidding. i wonder where do the giant wedding albums go after the divorce? where do you put them? do you keep them? >> i bet this couple gives everybody a video of this. that's the swag, right. >> you have a code on a website that you can download it. >> they send the wedding albums for the failed marriages. they are sent to poor single people in africa.

>> these kids are wearing the wedding album? >> no, they can have them of their own. it is a very nice thing. >> you know what is worse than this? beach weddings. have you ever been invited to a beach wedding and it is like -- they encourage you to be barefoot? >> you know what this is reminding me of are the p.diddy vodka commercials where he is trying to be part of the rat pack. it just reminded me of that attempt. >> i watched this video after i watched the "let's get social" video and it seemed fine to me. i'm going is this bad? >> it is a great collection of music. this is a save the date video. imagine what the actual invitation video will be like. this is nothing. >> they have a lot of money. how much do you want to bet

they don't have a lot of friends. >> i am available. >> just like the thing on the previous story. friends are there to tell you to stop doing stupid things. >> i don't get it. >> kanye and kim. >> back to the barefoot beach wedding. the other thing i hate is the white linen. i am tired of the pictures of everybody in white linen. >> don't have it on the beach. have it indoors. >> some people like the beach. >> you are talking the banana republic look. >> what if one of your guests drowned or had a relative that had drowned. >> what about a news wedding? >> i am tired of this topic. i have something in my eye. i got my haircut and i have a hair in my eye. the signs aren't working. we started late. tonight's c block is sponsored

by the long arm of the law. you can run, but you will never escape the long arm of the law. thanks, long arm of the law, keeping us safe and still running. thanks, greg. one arm is long and the other is short and stubby like yours. did you see how i played those roles? should men pay more than women at all you can eat buffets? and how about paul mccurio? he is not here so we are good.

should dudes pay more at a smorgisborgh? it is the subject of tonight's "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> all right, welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. save your ticket stub for tonight's debate for 10% off at arby's. it does not apply to curly fries. should men pay more than women at all you can eat buffets? they recently raised the issue after visiting a restaurant a in brazil. they have them there. they charge men $2 more for the lunch buffet. a a waitress explained the difference by saying men simply eat more. typical woman. is this discrimination or just good business? let's turn it to our debaters who will have seven minutes. women already pay more for

haircuts so why now pay more for the buffet? >> and then really even it out. there is a pay gap. this is a buffet tray gap. that was corny. i take that back. >> too late. >> what are these men complaining about? $2.25. when you do the math on the calories they should pay $10 or $20. >> with joanne you eat as much as a man, but you throw it up later. so should you pay more even if you digest less? >> i am going to have to think about that one. do you have a canned response for a different question. >> she is wasteful so she has to pay more. >> i don't pay at all. the man pays for me. i don't care.

>> does your man take you to a buffet? >> duh. i like lots of options. where do you want to go? i said i don't know, where do you want to go. >> the real question here is, and i questions, are we charging the men more, or should we charge the women less? >> that's a good point. you raised the question. >> care to answer? >> it is dangerous. you are generalizing how soon until we charge fat people more? you walk through the door and it says $20, well you are paying $50 because you are fat. >> that's exactly what could happen. anyway, there are other areas -- >> you can't go by generalizing.

andy, you may airing a protest if this -- organizing a protest if this happens. >> how would they treat people, greg? >> that's a good point. >> i don't know. that's a joanne raising a question. >> greg, you used to work in magazines. >> yes. >> you know the answer to this question. why was this article written? >> it was because they needed to fill space. >> no so the writer could expense his trip to brazil. >> that is so true. >> you know what is creepy? that other an a gel that states are outlawing ladies nights where women drink for free? >> what? >> i'm in shock. >> this will be a violation of the civil rights act. >> those nights are really for the minute though. for the men though. >> everybody gets something out of the deal. >> i come home covered in your vomit. you can get around this.

let's talk about the kids' menu. why is there a kids' menu. >> sometimes i like to order off the kids' menu. >> yes because it is the only place you can get a corn dog. theng of a restaurant -- >> or a pudding. >> there is no adult restaurant that has corn dogs or pudding. >> corn dog sally's. >> yes. >> you are thinking of corn dogs and pudding right now. >> i am moving on. >> katherine heigl, if that's her real name, is suing the new york pharmacy chain duane reid which is the name of my two shower butlers. an actress is seeking $600 million in damages and says her photo was taken without consent of pop raw ski. paparazzi. the official page tweeted the picture with the caption, love

a quick duane wade run. probably to get toilet paper because she has the runs. why not? it would be fun to make decisions when you don't know. i don't know what i am saying. >> like they can't resist. we need to get toilet paper. the only place that sell itself at 3:00 a.m. >> and there is one every 10 feet. >> when you get it you have to run the generic brown knees. and they are good. you are drunk and forget -- what happens is you leave with the cookies and the chack let. >> again i lost touch with reality. sam, what happened to her? >> she is in 27 dresses, the ugly truth, pretty much everything she is in is terrible. after "knocked up" duane reid

is her best credit right now. >> she is known for being a pain in the ass which is why she is probably -- you know -- but she might have a point. >> dollar stores uses me and blimpie's. >> what do you buy at a dollar store? >> deoderant and toothpaste. >> and rubber gloves and nail polish. >> rubber gloves and duct tape. >> she sounded crankiy pants. then we expect reid to pay for the use and it will go to her charity because her brother is killed. it gets intense. >> i have to say that she is known onset as a monster i believe she has a point. >> if you are leaving an uh but bookstore, that's wrong.

if i am buying male order farm farm -- pharmaceuticals. >> i understand being angry about that. it seeks more directly to your character. everyone shops there. you can get anything there. i don't care if she wins. i don't care about her. my spell check doesn't recognize her name. that means she is irrelevant. >> you i have the same thing with mcconaghey and my computer can't fix it. when i do a story on mcconaghey i respell it. where do you stand on this? >> she should be happy with someone seeing her. i haven't seen her since "knocked up." my favorite part is the lawsuit said as a consequence of her work in the

entertainment and fill an throbbing pick work. >> maybe it is your own ignorance. >> she is right. she should win this lawsuit. >> she has a case. >> she is lucky they got her during the day. you getness sees and mouth watch. it is not like you are buying lube and animal crackers. >> animal crackers, totally. >> you can use them at the same time. i got that tip from the er. >> the delich lube is not good. >> some things you don't want to skimp on. >> the dis elish -- well, never mind. >> remember, i am taking off tomorrow and it is number five

on the list. my tour resumes this afternoon in florida. my first stop is nape pells florida, barnes and nobel. then i will be at fort meyers and sara soda. >> that's lunchtime. >> and then orlando that a is actually a city and not a sexually ambiguous woman. and now jacksonville and dawson, alabama, pen saw pensacola. you can see the entire tour schedule. follow the business. that's a lot of fun. are you following the bus and honking and making the bus driver really, really nervous.

canisters haze mr.s? that's the subject of another "red eye" debate 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to another "red eye" debate center live from the" red eye" debate center. i'm geeing gutfeld. on wednesday uconn suspended a sorority over allegations they hazed a group of men. yes, men, not women. the sisters of delta xeda uh lemingedly forced several pledges in a fraternity to drink alcohol, and eat dog treats and wear thongs and do body shots off one another. school administrators are investigating which means it is time for us to start debating. liz, is this hazing or just another case of men that are willing to do anything they think might get them laid?

>> i think it is fore play. what is with these men complaining? of course theyen enjoyed it. >> that's sexist. if men did it to men it would be hazing. >> forced to wear thongs? delta, delta do it now or i deck you, they were having fun. >> you normally pay for this stuff $500 an hour. german lady in leather. >> korean. >> what do you think of the sorority girls. >> they said dog treats and not dog food. how is it news that women are getting men to do stuff they don't really want to do. i have seen katherine heigl movies. >> they were nice to their friends. we would never do that. we don't want to talk to people who have no potential

for anything other than to tell the woman you are sleeping with that you suck. >> right. >> joanne, as a woman with no moral fiber have these women done anything wrong? >> they were not hazing fraternity members. they dash these are the boyfriends and then one couple broke up and he complains to the school to shutdown the whole sorority. that's why men are evil. oh you will have a great weekend. >> we want to keep that thong story. >> wait until the pictures come out. >> i find it ridiculous that these women are getting in trouble. but maybe that's because i am sexist. >> i i have a confession to

make. maybe this is all my fault. i do a lot of chair writing -- charity. if they act like dogs, treat them like dogs. >> some took it seriously. i watched the video of the byes in the thon and then watched it again and again. by the 14th viewing i thought it was disgusting. >> did you top then? >> no i wanted to see if my mind would change. i think it was 24. i realized it is not that disgusting. slow and stop until you get to specific parts. you can find some value. >> every man should try on a thong to see what women should go through. >> i don't understand the biology or science of a thong. there are enough problems.

>> we don't have to wear them. we can just say, that probably sucks. >> we will just nod and say yes that is bad. >> we all have had inadvertent thongs. we know what it is like. it happens. you are climbing a fence. do you have a comment on the show? go to our website. go to fox news.com/red eye and submit a video coming up our last story and it involves urine. female announcer: get three years interest-free financing

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hello, everyone. it's 5:00 in new york, and this is "the five." yesterday we told you about eye onherscy awely denied an hon honorary degree from bran dice. last night on the kelly file, she explained her struggle. >> for the last 12 years i have systematically been condemned by muslim individuals, muslim