that way you will never miss the show. it's so easy and you won't miss a minute. did. vr series record it good night from washington. ed in tonight on "red eye." >> coming up is the miami marathon not as fun as it used to be thanks to global warming? we hit the streets of south beach to find out. and what was the vice president's reaction when a first grader asked him if he liked skittles better than m&m's? >> no one ever asked me that question before. it made me sad. what a profound question. >> and finally is the easter bunny secretly america's greatest athlete? the world's first and last debate on the subject next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i'm tom shillue filling in for greg gutfeld who is getting ready for his book

premiere at the villages. now let's welcome our guests. she judges a book by the cover and then takes the time to read them to see if she made a mistake. she is hotter than a coal furnace on the sun. he is 99 and 44 and 100 percent as smart as he thinks he is. it is andy levy. and i am trying to get him to make me an honorary deputy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, tom. where do you stand on the ninja versus pirate debate? just curious. >> i will have to think about that. their egg hunt is an affront. yes, san diego has renamed the easter bunny which brings us to a new segment. >> freedom, religion, all you can eat buffet.

outrage apacalytpo. >> so, san diego county parks have planned four easter egg hunts this year, but the easter bunny won't be there. in its place, a pc imposter. a news release announces, and i quote, join the spring bunny for a tasty pancake breakfast and then let the egg hunts begin. yes, the spring bunny. only in obama's america. why rename the rabbit? a county spokesperson explains. sign of the times. it is the prudent course of action. our goal has always been to include all in the communities we serve. meanwhile san diego parks have san diego regard for christmas as this video clearly shows.

>> i thought that was a reindeer . i realized it was a kangaroo. >> i think that was the parks commissioner. >> vicious animals. what is wrong with the easter bunny? >> the irony of the story -- >> i know there is irony. there has got to be. >> i don't know if i am using the word correctly. the irony of the story is that the easter bunny at least in a modern sense exists to secularize a religious holiday. so the assumption here, got that? the assumption here people, nonchristians are going to be offended. >> i can't believe i didn't think of that when i read this story. that's exactly what it is. the easter bunny is already accommodating to everyone. >> maybe you can do it, but it is tough to connect the bunny that leaves candy in your

house to jesus. you know, there is not a lot of overlap there. >> the offensive thing about this is how patronizing is it to say we assume that nonchristians are going to be offended by just hearing the word easter. i mean it is true, but now that you mention it spring bunny sounds offensive to me. i know they are trying to erase easter, but it does make a little more sense, a spring bunny. bunnies come out in the spring. the good weather. the easter bunny is weird when you think about isn't it? >> you are over my head right now. >> on a scale of one to 10 where one is outrage and 10 is super duper outraged? how outraged are you. >> i'm greg gutfeld and i am outraged. no. if you are looking to teach your child the bible by an easter bunny, that's your fault. i blame that completely and

totally on you. if you don't give your child the base of religion at home, you can't be mad because of secular united states wants to give uh bunny -- a spring bunny instead of easter bunny. it has nothing to do with the bunny and it has nothing to do with the eggs. it has to do with the resurrection. if you can't teach your child that, don't expect the bun me to teach your child that. >> you support this. you say have the bunny. >> have the bunny. >> and the catholics can go out and do the resurrection. >> kids these days don't know that story. they know a lot more about the easter bunny than jesus' resurrection. let them have the bunny. actually take your children to church instead of complaining. take your children somewhere they can learn about jesus. that may make a better point than complaining about it. >> i think we may be coming to an agreement on this. jedediah, should obama be impeached? >> absolutely. >> there goes my talking

point. >> if for no other reason than this. god only knows what will happen to santa claus under this administration. >> don't say god. >> but i love how they make it like it is the kids. we are looking out for the kids. the kids will feel excluded and offended. this is why i hate adults. adults are pc loons. they get offended and they feel all of these emotions and then they put that on their kids and say i am trying to protect my kid. >> no you are trying to protect yourself and your sad ego. >> if it is a community park or whatever, why do they have these easter egg hunts? >> they are fun. >> why not a soccer game? >> i would have an easter egg hunt in my house. you open the eggs and you find something new, candy, money. i think it is fun. >> we do the easter eggs. the community park, if are you so worried about this, why do it at all?

>> it is good to encourage people just to celebrate each other's holidays. that's a nice thing. i am not hindi, but if you invite me to your duwali celebration i will say that's a blast. >> do they celebrate duwali or is it more somber than that a? -- than that. >> holidays are fun. >> it is a tradition. it is not just the fact that it is a holiday. it is the tradition of it. when i was growing up, easter wasn't about the easter bunny. you got up on sunday morning and you went to church and you went to grandma's house and had dinner. then you had to listen to drunk uncle tell you stories about this, that and the other. >> enough of the bunny stuff. >> it is a trough diecious because -- tradition because the what the people before you passed down to you, these are the moments you get it. this is where all of the

family comes together and gets together and you get to see people you haven't seen. that is the point. it is not about them taking away their religion. the easter bunny is not a religion. it is tradition. that's what they are trying to change. . >> do you agree that they should reenact the crucifixion for small children in the public square? >> clearly. i don't really care if the county has an easter bunny. don't pretend it is not tied to a religion. it is not the passover bunny. it is the easter bunny. for the same reason i support the hobby lobby's right for freedom of government, the flip side. i don't think taxpayer money should be used to support any one particular religion or to advance a particular religion. as sonny said, let churches or private donations pay for easter egg hunts. i am all for that. again, i don't think it is a big deal. there are people out there who get -- who fly off the ham

when someone wishes them merry christmas. i am not one of those people. it shouldn't be a taxpayer sponsored easter bunny. >> i will throw this in. if you have the public put up the funds and it was still done in the community name, they will still have a problem with it. it didn't matter who pays for it. it is not about that. it is about taking everything we know to be true and changing it. and then therefore making us doubt the very things that we know to be true. >> i don't agree with that at all. it is not the government's role to promelgate those traditions. it is the church's role. >> if you took the government out of it would people be -- >> they would still complain. >> but then they would be wrong. >> i think everything you said made sense. i just can't wait to see the on-line show that isolates your comment. it is not the passover bunny. it is the easter bunny. >> anti-saw met tech fox.

>> he has plan if you are a bad man. he is running for an open senate seat in iowa and his new ad contains a special promise. the ad starts with the independent candidate looking like a typical politician and touting his support for term limits and gun rights. >> hi. i am bob. i am running. i am running for iowa's open seat in the senate. term limits need to become the 28th amendment to the u.s. constitution. i believe in every aspect of our constitution which even baby knows includes the second amendment. >> absolutely normal political ad except for the nodding dog. and then it takes a bit of a turn. >> if you are a sexual predator and sociopath that hurt my sister and you will come to my door and do harm to my girls i will use my glock to blow your balls off. >> he has good teeth. >> in 1999 his sister was

brutally murdered by her husband and he served 12 years and now lives in a halfway home. he is not happy with a relatively light sentence. but quast says it is a spoof of republican candidate joan knee kneeernst's ad growing up on a farm and castrating pigs. we have seen that one. it has gotten the attention of a lot of murderers and lemurs. >> you come to my front door to do harm to my girls i will use my glock to blow your balls off. >> see, gets a reaction, doesn't it? sonny, you think this is the best political ad ever, am i right? >> if i can run ads like this i would consider running for office. >> why can't you? >> because i would lose and i don't like losing at age anything. seriously i have had people ask are you going to run? no. the minute i start putting out my campaign ads like the fcc

is going to be like no more campaign ads on tv. we can't even stop her free speech so let's quash it all. i can imagine being in the club at night. >> if i am correct i think they can't sensor political ads, can they? you can do whatever you want in a political ad. >> remember when larry flint was going to run they couldn't sensor his ads. he could put whatever adult material. >> if you ran and if you got the fcc to bad all political ads that would be the greatest thing in the world. >> it would change politics. >> just to get rid of me having to watch the political ads on tv. >> i was going ask you -- jokingly i was going ask you is this the future of split calking calking -- political advertising.

>> between quest and ernst there are two people run forget senate that referenced getting rid of testicals. i think that is a record. i am fairly certain that by 2024 they will be showing that process. it has no where to go. you need to get attention. he barely made the show tonight. there were no testicles shown in the ad. >> if this was a better news day he wouldn't have made the show at all. you need to step up your game. 1kr50*. >> he and his neighbor produced the ad themselves. it only cost $868. what cost $868? why wasn't it free? it looks like he shot it with his iphone. >> well, you skim off the top a little bit. >> just don't think too much about it. >> i think his neighbor charged him $868 to do this.

>> is it me or is there something about this guy that is weirdly, darkly charming some this is an issue he cares a lot about for an understandable reason. >> he says in the article he would rather make people laugh than deliver a eulogy. there is something strangely life affirming about all of this. >> on the other hand he did # term limits. i would not vote for him for the hash tag. stop using hash tags. >> this is strange anti-libertarian -- >> i am against term limits. >> someone close to him was actually brutally murdered. if he was making a reference to being tough on crime, but it seems funny he is joking and he has the shimmer on his tooth. someone was murdered. it sims -- it seems like he is

making light of the topic. >> want to see him debate joe biden. i feel like that would be epic. i need to see that happen. what you like about it is he seems like a real guy. a lot of times politicians put out these ads and they say all of this nonsense you know they don't believe. this guy looks like a real guy and he is not afraid to be edgy and funny. that's what you appreciate. that's what i appreciate. >> you saw the hog ad. >> and i liked that ad. >> she knew she was running against this guy. congratulations to all of them. >> is flashing your headlights within your right? that's the subject of tonight's. >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate, live from the" red eye" debate center. i'm tom shillue, in for greg gutfeld. i reference greg, but i am the

one -- it was a misplaced modifier. we are broadcasting live from king's landing in the seven kingdoms. a motorist fought the law and the motorist won. chris hill was given a ticket for flashing his headlights to alert another driver of police presence. the judge ruled in his favor saying the act of flashing your headlights was free speech. the judge added, quote, the government cannot enforce the traffic laws to punish drivers for their expressive conduct. drivers can rest at ease, especially this guy. >> that's scary to watch. i kept thinking he was going hit something.

andy, you often flash people, but not with your headlights with lots of things. do you theng any flashing could be consider -- do you think any flashing could be considered speech some. >> it wouldn't be illegal to say hey there is a speed trap up there. so if you are using -- if you are flashing your headlights for the purpose of telling them that , it is constitutionally protected. it makes perfect sense. >> you are saying intention? >> absolutely. i think that's what the judge said too. >> did he really? >> absolutely. >> are you joking with me? >> no. >> how can you look into our hearts to know what we are thinking and signaling? >> i have that power. i can't speak for other people, but this is what the guy said. this is what he said he was doing. . >> first he lied and said it was his neighbor. it was so he could say hi to his neighbor pirs. >> it is not the crime. it is the cover up. are the cops telling people they are not supposed to warp

people? isn't this america? since i was a kid i remember people flashing their lights. i remember saying dad what does that mean? he is telling me there is a cop ahead. it was like america. >> cops are looking out for their pension. they have to make sure they have their we tau met. >> you are worried about the quota? >> i am not a cop. if it applies to my pension, then i would worry about the quota. >> are you telling me their pensions are dependent on them giving a certain amount of tickets? this is the way this country runs? >> yeah. i mean what government agency have you not met? >> jedediah, i used to have a fuzz buster in my car. i think you know what those things are. >> i don't know what a fuzz buster is. >> it is a machine that tells you where the fuzz are. if they ever saw it they said get rid of that thing right now. i thought that was wrong.

>> i agree with andy our constitutional lawyer on this one. absolutely 100%. i have to say i hate people who flash their headlights at me. i feel like i am doing something wrong. what are you trying to tell me? i am in the car. are you telling me to check my lights? are you trying to tell me i am doing this wrong? i get panicked when people do that. >> usually you are driving on the wrong side of the road. >> that is true. >> it is part of the motto of the station, tom is being fair. >> i drove the whole way home by the way the other night without the lights on. someone was flashing their lights and i'm like, what do you want? defiance? >> sometimes you want to drive by moon light. >> thank you, thomas. >> you are such a libertarian that you believe you should be able to flash your lights, morse code, al-qaeda meeting up uh -- up ahead. >> full disclosure, i don't have a license. i have never had a license.

i barely know how to drive. i grew up in new york and that's just what happens. if you were flashing the lights at me i would think there is a murderer in the backseat so please don't do that. >> what about me? >> we will be right back.

do gray hairs mean fewer cares? a mountain of research shows that life actually gets better as you get older. as the huffington post shows, it can occur in the early 20s and the late 60s. one explanation as to why we are happier as we age is decreased ambition and greater acceptance. i have thoughts on these studies in our -- those

studies are right. i believe these studies. jedediah, isn't it sad we don't enjoy our life, our middle ages. you are closer to the first wave of satisfaction. >> i had some bad 20s. my 20s were not fun. >> you were not satisfied? >> i was not. i have found my 30s to be much more satisfying than my 20s ever were. i will tell you that. the reason i think people in their 50s and 60s and 70s are saying -- are finding it more satisfying is retirement. they get to retire. they don't have to go to work every day. they actually get to enjoy their lives. they can stop and smell the roses perhaps and do some of the things they didn't have time to do because they were sitting at a desk for eight, nine, ten hours a day. >> isn't what make us happy is ambition and fighting our way through life? >> yeah, but they had their fill and now they want to see the rest of the world. >> that's europe, not

america. >> i will be traveling a lot. >> will, are you closer to the first peak of happiness as well, but no one can tell from you happy because you have the same expression on your face. are you happy? >> right now absolutely not. i sort of love this cottage industry of studies like scientific studies of things we already know. speaking if i may for the geeky guys on the panel, like the teens were not the best part of our lives. college probably wasn't either. the 20s are all about financial and professional security. you know the middle aged part like one in three shows is about like unhappy middle aged people. >> what is it? if you are saying because we were geeky -- we were geeky and now we are having our best years, is that right? >> starting off and everything. high school wasn't the best time and maybe college wasn't the best time, but you get there.

your 30s and hopefully that area, and then it comes back at the end. we already knew what was in the study. >> i think i am getting better all the time. is happiness and contentment overrated? >> no, it isn't. >> in my neighborhood you were happy when you made it to 18. when you got to 21 you were extremely happy. if you made it to 30 you threw the biggest party possible. that was the sign you made it. a lot of our friends didn't make it past that point. i am happy to tell people how old i am. i don't run from it. god, thank you for letting me make it. one thing that i have learned in getting older, the one thing that makes you a lot happier is your 6 life. your sex likes. as you get older you mature and figure things out about yourself . you figure some things out about the opposite 6, and then -- opposite sex and you can have a more fruitful sex life. that's one thing i can say

about getting older, the sex gets better. >> i have been uncomfortable with the term sex life. it is as if the sexual have a life of their own. >> it is just a shout out. beyonce has been catching slack about her video. if you are married and you find yourself in the back of a limo with your husband, have some damn fun. that is the truth. if you want your marriage to last, have some fun in the back of the limo. >> that's right. why should just single guy who are drunk have fun in the back of the limo? andy, you are proby because your life resembles eating bon-bons and petting your cats. >> of course you are happier. a you have given up and b you are closer to the end. it is worth noting that older people are happier because they have come -- it is acceptance. they accept who they are and they can't control outside forces which younger people

stress about. that's one of the reasons they are happier. what hit me here is they say happiness peaks in young adults and then it hits a low point during the late 40s and 50s and then shoots up in later life. it is peak in young adulthood and low during the 40s -- late 40s and 50s and then goes back up. i am here right now and i don't like this. it is not good. >> it depends on -- you have to isolate the married people and single people. when you are married and have kids, this is the time of your life. >> look, ideally you would like to have the body of someone in their 20s, the brains of someone who is probably around for the and the wisdom of somebody in their 60s. >> it is like the riddle. >> if you can put that altogether it would be fantastic. >> when you have that hot body in your 20s you don't appreciate it. you take it for granted. if you get that hot body -- if you work at it and get it in your 30s i feel like it is a different attitude. my whole attitude about life got better as i got older.

i took a lot for granted. >> if you got the hot body you always wanted -- >> i appreciated others hot bodies. everything got better, sex included. >> i started to learn that i want to be a scientist. i can say let me study how monkeys walk. you can pay me a lot for it. every day there is a in you study and they are getting paid by somebody. >> scientists are sexy. i have seen the movies. coming up, everything is roses. yoda i i am. first, a young woman choosing to have dogs over babies? that's one delivery room i don't want to be in.

they are dog lovers in assisted of mothers. more women in the u.s. are choosing to raise canines rather than kids. according to courts, the business news site, not the second most abundant mineral in the crust, government data shows a big drop in babies born to women between the ages of 15 and 29. the number of dogs owned by young women has sky rocketed. said one new york lady who speaks for all women, quote, i would rather have a dog over a kid. it is less work and honestly i have more time to go out. you don't have to get a babysitter. this is why china is going to win. is this a real trend or is this just the story of a few

sad women who have given up on men otherwise known as my ex-girlfriend. >> i have a dog, tom. i have a munchkin. her name is emma and she is 5 years old. that is emma with a baby blanket wrapped around her. i dress her. she as booties and she has a winter coat. she gets cold, andy. >> do you carry her around in a bag? >> she is wearing a baseball jersey right there. i carry her in a cargo bag. i think -- there are her booties in the winter. she is my angel. she is my baby. for a lot of women it fulfills a caretaker gene we have for those of us who don't want kids. i never wanted kids. i never had dolls i wheeled around in strollers and said i am going to be a mommy. >> you worked in the school system, though, right? >> i date men that act like children and there is a caretaker gene here. >> the women who has these little cute dogs they carry around, i think they are attracted to men who are like

little boys. >> i am living proof of that. >> you never wanted kids, but you went into the school system. >> i liked kids and i want to go home and not hear them crying and have to take care of them. i get to send them home to a real mommy and daddy. i am just a teacher. >> andy was nodding when you said you liked kids but don't want to go home to them. andy, i was going make a cat joke here, but i made too many in the past. you don't find them funny. >> no, i don't. >> you look at me with contempt. >> i do. >> i am not going make one. >> jedediah, ear muffs? >> i don't mind dogs are choosing dogs orchids, but treating their kids like dogs. with the stupid strollers and the stupid clothes. stop it. they are dogs. don't do it.

>> i think they get a lot of uh uh -- attention. guys come in and say lady, i love that little dog. >> i really do like to baby her. >> that is a great way for guys to say what is wrong with you? >> and they don't want to have to walk a dog in white booties. >> i am not going to walk a dog in a pink hair net and pink booties. >> will you allow it to experience the easter bunny or force it to watch the crucifixion? >> i am thinking of choking paris hilton before this thing started. go back before it started and just choke her so we never have to get to this point. >> that's awesome. >> when i was younger i was kind of prudish i guess. everybody thought i would be the spinster with a house of cats. i never wanted to baby-sit anyone's kids. i don't like pets or animals. but this is what happens when feminism meets peta.

when feminism meets peta, oh you can be selfish -- i'm sorry. >> it is true. >> robert -- aren't they in the same party? >> you don't have to sacrifice your life for another person's life, but here is a dog that you can fill in the blanks with. it is terrible, but i can understand people who don't want to have kids, but for me speaking, the greatest. >> in my life was when i had my daughter. i wouldn't suggest for anybody to bypass that. >> it is not just women. i see these guys in brooklyn who don't want their kids. they want a dog and a girlfriend and a cup of coffee. what do you think? >> kids are troublesome and expensive and dogs are relatively cheap and loyal. in a lot of ways it just kind of makes sense. >> you don't have to send a dog to college. >> you don't have to. >> you probably can.

>> shear a question i want to poise to you and the viewers at home. do women want to do this because men just suck more now? it is my impression, feel like statistics bear this out that 20, 30 years ago you had fewer at home smoking pot all day? >> but there is another point, looking at women in their 20s, people were having kids much later these days. it could just be that they will have a dog in their 20s so they can go out and hit the club. by the time they are in their 30s -- there is enough women -- >> they were able to take care of these man boys. >> i had my daughter when i was 24 years old. i was the last one to have a kid. >> ins world? >> i am talking about amongst my group, my social group i am in. i was the actual last one at

24 to have a kid. i don't know if it is the quality of the man, most definitely. since you want to blame everything on obama, maybe it is the obama economy. you can put that in there that you don't have the financials to take care of it, then you can look at what they are doing with energy. they want to charge you more for everything. they want now have a smaller family. >> it is all right. i wanted it to end where we blame it on obama. next topic, do opposites attract or is that a load of crack? a new research claims single people really just want to date themselves. the website looked at one million matches made by e harmony and found people are likely to message other singles who more closely resemble themselves and not those who complement them. notice the study's author, there was not one for which women were more likely to contact men with opposite straits.

traits. this feeds into our last issue. do you buy this? do people want to date themselves? >> i couldn't date myself if you paid me. i give my man all of the credit in the world. i tell him all the time, i don't know how you do it. there is no way i can see spending that much time. i don't think that would be good at all. they use the buzz words of funny and intelligent. use the adjectives that really describe you. it is not the lacey, cute little ones that everyone -- >> first of all women claim they want a funny man. >> no, we do. >> say the truth about things and then we will see how the study lines up. why are you using the sugar coated adjectives. >> they always say they want a funny man. >> i do. >> but then on the singles you

don't look at my funny picture and give me a call. >> it makes sense. if you want to stay home and watch star trek deep space 9 you want a woman who can appreciate that. >> there is probably some truth to this. i never dated on-line which is where this information comes from. i am a total catch. >> you don't date on-line. you find the woman on-line and then go on a real date. it is not picking somebody off a spread sheet. you play it safe and find something like you. i pernlt lie -- personally want somebody who is different. i want them to drive a car and pay their taxes without a panic attack. you love super hero movies and you are a nerd yourself. >> you are saying something about my top? >> you should be at the comic-con. >> i have been there many times. >> you have? >> yes. i dated a guy that was a real comic book nerd.

and he was probably the guy i should have wound up with because we had so much in common. he loved dogs and he walked my dog with the pink booties. i messed that up. when you are young opposites attract because it is fun and exciting, but as you get older you are looking for a life partner. you are thinking i want somebody that wants to take the same vacation and wants to live in the same apartment. you think of all of these other things. when you are young you say give me romance. give me steamy. >> men were more likely in this study to be tolerant of other qualities. they didn't want somebody like themselves. what does that say? >> all they care about is, is she hot? if she is hot, we don't care. >> that's right. men talk about quality, but they don't care about the quality. they figure they will deal with that later on. >> i agree with sonny. people want to date someone like themselves because

everyone think they are awesome. people have horrible self-perception. people theng as you said they think they are funny and witty and they are not. >> they never are. it is time to take a break. more stuff when we come back.

smie imagine all of the people living life as clones. michael duck, a canadian dentist is hoping to use one of john john lennon's teeth to make a clone and raise him as his own child. he bought the tooth two years ago for $33,000 and has big plans for a little lennon. he wants to sign the beatle clone up for guitar lessons and see how far he will go. he says he will be his exact duplicate, but hopefully keep

him away from drugs and cigarettes. cigarettes? well keep him away from yoko yokoclono as well. that was a great joke. >> i was going to say, yeah. >> isn't the real danger having a canadian musician? bieber? celine dion? brian adams? lavril-avline. i can't say her name. it is a tongue twister. >> getty lee. the auction house where they bought the tooth, the tooth was too fragile to even do a dna test to prove it was john lennon's. on top of that a cloning expert like a year ago -- a cloning expert said the latest techniques to recover dna you will not get a complete genome. this is never going to happen, ever. >> i would think you need

something better than a tooth. isn't it better to have a liver? a nice hot organ. if it is possible to clone a human being from a tooth, how long before we have the next clean wars? what was that film? >> "stars war"? >> the whole cloning thing freaks me out. i don't know why. i am very upset about the whole thing. i feel like it is going to be like the robot people where people look the same, but they don't act the same. it freaks me out. it is like stuffing a -- you know when your dog die u.s. and stuff the dog? it looks like the dog, but it is not the dog. i am no to cloning. >> i think he is just doing it for attention. he is trying to get himself in the news because he paid $33,000 for a tooth. >> there is nothing about the story that is not totally creepy. first of all, why are we

auctioning people's teeth? >> where do you go to get these things? >> and john lennon, the guy is a genius. >> let's brace for this fans of john john lennon. >> do we really want a clone of the man who wrote "imagine" which is the worst song of all time? >> i agree. >> that's a horrifying, horrifyingly bad song. >> what is so great about that dumb moral. >> isn't "imagine" a dumb song about a bleak world that doesn't exist? >> i'm sorry. this is our first time being on the show together, so let me explain to you how this works. black girl, john john lennon, no. i'm done. >> what about ringo? you would love to clone ri ngo. remember that drum solo?

>> what about jay-z? >> there you go. >> coming up, our last story.

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>> has the school dance gone to marijuana plants? yes this year's prom will be a night that no one will remember. 18-year-old thyra munoz was caught selling pot brown knees at a bake sale or should i say baked sale? she sold them so she could buy a prom dress. efforts ensured that the prom theme would be the enchantment under the thc dance. reference to a movie i forgot. munoz was found out after a customer got sick and was rushed to the hospital. the teen was in trouble for employing a minor selling marijuana and she faces deportation because she overstayed her temporary visa. andy, as the late notorious bi-ig said is don't trust

nobody. it wasn't her biggest mistake working with an under aged person. >> it was a half baked scheme. she won't be deported. we can't even depart justin bieber and he has done far worse things. and don't sell pot brown knees to kids. i would like to support her spirit, but no. according to the police report , the girl -- some say it was a girl and some say it was a boy taken to the hospital after eating a small piece of the brown knee and felt his or her legs become numb and was scared that it was laced with something other than marijuana. some nerd couldn't handle their high and ruined it for everyone. >> she was trying to get a prom dress. this is a major thing in her life. >> you were busy being awkward. >> no but i would be the girl who got sick on the brown knee and ruin it for everyone.

i never had a pot brown knee. that just occurred to me. >> she could have sold regular brown knees, right? >> there has to be a better way to get a prom dress. something else to sell that would be more available than pot. 23* you are going to be an entrepreneur, do it legally. >> sonny, kids -- stoned kids don't dance. the prom and pot do not mix, does it? >> you take a nip of about the prom and get wild. >> i didn't go to the prom. i stayed home and ate mini brownies. i was a brownie consumer at that time. >> you said you were lucky to be alive when you were 18. why are you going to prom you could get killed. >> i graduated at 16. let me put that out there. i graduated at 16. prom and what i would love to see is the dress. i bet the dress is so small that whatever she raised from it she could have just cut

something up and made what she was going to go to the prom if you have seen these recent dresses. >> we are leaving. one-word answer. >> deport. >> andy levy, jedediah bila and that does it for me. tom shillue. a

well, you know, it's not that often. 8:00 p.m. tonight. hello, emp i'm andrea tantaros, eric boling, bob beckle, greg gutfeld. this is "the five." >> on tuesday, brandeis university revoked its invitation to ali. brand caved to pressure to muslim groups. students on the campus of brandeis are lashing out. here are some of the students very disappointed in the university's decision. >> care is an organization that doesn't seem to enjoy hear