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sounding anti gay. it's the rainbow flag of. >> yes, allek baldwin was at a again. within wednesday, a day of the week, getting into another online spat that ended with homophobia. he was engaged with a battle of lame come backs with jeret jackson, romney aid when he decided to reference his profile pick, you're on your knees in that photo. what's up with that. >> jackson repromptly tweeted, being a homophobe has gotten you in enough trouble. >> baldwin then completed the usual pattern by deleting the tweet. >> here's a dramatic reenactment of twitter fight.

>> i could watch that for weeks. >> what kind of aliens were they? i don't know. paris hilton and nicole richie naked. >> that's what it was. sam, glad to have you back. it's been a while. >> did you miss homophobia. it's been months. i'm so happy to see it. >> i don't even consider it homophobia. i think he's just a long island dude. i have a room mate from island. he saw matching bull dogs in a matching leather cap. he was like look at the gay dog. >> that's not the dog's choice. that's not homophobia. it's misplaced something. that's not gay. >> that's gay by proxy. you know?

it's making their dog gay. that's canine by approximately. >> it's secondhand guy. >> there you go. liz, he said he was going to withdraw from society for good. possibly stick to the acting. but now he's back of. >> didn't he threaten when george w. was elected, he was going to go to canada. >> now he's back providing froder for this show because sometimes we run out of stories. >> exactly. looking at this whole fight, i thought first of all, i was wauchbi watching an episode of miami housewives. i could imagine him sitting there in his rock of ages t-shirt and saying, i can't believe he said that. and typing away. >> you know? so then he comes out and said, you know what i'm not a homophobe but then he deletes -- if he's not a homophobe then why was he deleting his tweets. >> he was pulling out.

joe, you often tweet things you shouldn't when you're drunk ie pretty much every night. any advice for alec. whatever his name it. >> when i'm drunk, i don't know. you have to commit. you commit. if you're nervous about committing, get so drunk you can't find your phone to tweet. >> that's what i do. but this whole exchange between these two grown men, it was like two old guys at the summer barbecue in the pool playing volley ball. it's like put your shirts on and drink a beer. no one needs to see that. garrett jackson was asking for it. we know that he has a hot head. you knew something was going to happen there. >> so he egged it on you're saying. >> of course he did. >> so you're blame ing the vict. >> i don't know, andy. i don't know if the target is gay. frankly, i care. no, i don't care. andy, what's the solution to baldwin's problem. i have a solution here opt

stage. i don't think you nknow what it is. >> first of all the main problem with his tweets isn't the little whiff of fohomophobia is that i sucks. his come backs are awful. you're on your knees in that photo, what's up with that. burn? maybe in tenth grade it was a good burn. >> that's why i thought it was funny. >> really? >> because it's so bad. >> but it's not doing it ironically. >> well, that's the thing, i think somebody needs to sit him down and say, look alec you're a smart guy but you need to learn the difference between an actor and a writer. >> i don't think he's smart. i think he could get a job as a very opinionated bartender first of all, why is his fall back always the gayle thing. what's in his head that he thinks that that's such a slam. he makes a great point that both of them were lame. i would have said thanks for the memories, i'm going to add your tweets to my little princess

collection of tweets. >> here's the solution. his wife should create a make twitter like she should hire some hacker that they always have in those t.v. shows, they are nerdy. have him come on and create a fake twitter. she's just going in the room going you're the greatest actor alec and he'll just never know that he's actually not on the internet. >> the problem that he keeps falling back on it as an insult but it's like, his defense even sounds bad. he's like no, i don't even gay like gay, i mean like a piece of human gagarbage. >> i would never call you gay. that's so low. >> but someone needs to explain to him that he can be very witty in movies and on tv because he's reading someone else's lines. someone needs to let him know that he's not tina fey. all he needs to do is go online

and see that his credits are not for righting. >> the rock of ages defense is terrible. because he kissed russel brand, i'm not about to rent that awful movie. >> it's like -- i don't know. we've all kissed russel brand haven't we sometimes in our lives maybe, alone? you probably have. you did, didn't you? >> i did. the first time wasn't enough. >> did you actually kiss him. >> oh, no, why would i say that because you have kissed some unusual people. now about this. according to the hollywood reporter, ann green file aid complaint saying she was coerced into shedding her clothes for the sin amax show.

and only verses concern right before the scene began shooting. green ended up wearing pasties over her nipples which is what i do on friday requiring her to hire a body double. hbo which is affiliated with sin amax. we'll show you the scene? question but it's a little graphic. >> that is graphic. that was great. kitten massage. >> sam, you did soft core porn in the early years of your career. >> you got to make rent somehow. >> exactly. i mean, cinemax people know what it is. did she just get cold feet or cold breasts, i didn't know you

could sue people nfor not gettig naked. >> that's true, though. it's like what if -- no, anyway, liz, you did soft core porn for a couple of years before you got to fox. >> that's why i got the job. >> but you're a business lady. you've put on your business lady hat. does they have a case here? >> i think they might. actually, when i read through the story and read about the contract language, he's saying she was not signing up for oral sex. >> oh, really? >> it depends on what the term sex scene is. >> well, in soft core they never really do anything. it's really boring and kind of s sad and silted and uncomfortable to watch, especially when you're master bating. >> yeah, pasties are bad. >> well, speak for yourself. >> joe ann is going nude bad for an actress's career. i ask you because at this point,

it can't hurt. >> it's dwrgreat for an actress career if you're a body double. >> some of these people can make tons of money being like julia robert's books, sara jessica parker's books. i won't imbd that one. she just has to read contract. she can definitely sue her. she's not performing her job. i'm trying to get it off me. i'm trying to get rid of it. >> maybe alec baldwin could have advised her. >> sure. >> he would have called her a d derogatory. >> it's fun to learn but i guess i get it. if your intent it to show a

realistic sex scene, probably 76% of the time the woman does not have pasties on. >> well, that's the only 24%. i don't think that was the case here. >> pasty stacy. >> but the question here is why is this soft core stuff still being produced? >> who is watching this stuff. >> exactly. >> i can't remember what it's called but there's a machine that you can buy that gives you access to all kinds of sexual activity. you can watch it 24 hours per day. >> i think it's called sex toaster. >> who is watching cimemax for that these days. >> you can just watch game of thro thrones. >> do you know what soft core is, it's like you got hole food buzz you go to gmc.

>> because whole foods has all of these options. but you go to gnc where you have capsules with powder. >> let's go to the next story. screw you people. we have time. a social media stoong goes wron at the social media conference advisors were given a special treat in the form of this song. ♪ searching for a story that will bring us fame. so we shoot our viral video and we post it to the gram. ♪ we're looking for the secret ♪ we try to keep from leading to hashtag fails ♪

so connect with me to show the world how this gets done. ♪ . let's get social. ♪ . for social media. ♪ . >> that was awesome. there was also a height man believe it or not. >> all right everyone i want you to stand out right nows and take out your phones and take a selfie with your neighbor. it's time to get social. >> it's the best thing ever in the world. why can't alec baldwin tweet about him. it's just amazing. >> that made me so happy. >> liz, you are, oh, what, there's more. that guy has this important mess too , message to tell you. >> social is the about the people. do we need another post to show up everywhere? i hope as we scatter that we never forget that our posts live forever even when we go to bed. >> that is fantastic.

sam, you're a professional comedian, how would you rate that performance. >> ten. i think he was incredible. best hype man since flavor flave. >> you should have had a giant ipad around his neck but you didn't. >> yeah, that's a great idea. >> i think he needs more accessories. >> why wasn't he wearing google glass. >> also, i loved the incorporation -- incorporation -- is that the word, of jag inan. when you to include hashtag fail, gram, all of this other junk. >> this put me over the moon. this was like the wonder bread of wrap. >> it was brilliant. i think it was a very catchy tune. >> i could see you singing that. the poor girl she's feeling it in your soul, andy. >> andy, has anything funny ever happened in a conference room whenever they do brings like

this. it's like people who think they have some talent will do this and their friends won't tell them not setting up up for this horrible failure, joe ann. >> this is the worst thing i've ever seen in my life and i kind of get where al qaeda is coming from. this is just awful. >> yes, it is awful. >> you're awful. >> i'm speechless. >> why did it happen? >> it happened in pakistan. >> san diego. that wasn't a joke just a tasteless comment. >> they were probably enjoying it so it wasn't cruel or unusual for them. it was a delight. but for those of us watching it, these kids are like please send me to band cam or theater camp. i don't want to go to this conference but they really showed a great example of social media. this video, i'm sure is now

viral. >> i love it when people say viral. >> i know you hate it. even though to think they are doing their job. that's all that matters in this social world. >> it's true but that's the irony, sam, that this poor girl will not be able to go on social networks for months or perhaps a year or so because she will be humiliated. you're the lady. that's all they are going to say. they are going to remember her for that. >> i think she got social and got carried away with if. >> exactly. i host a anti-social media conference once a year and it's ways basically just me sitting there. it's a lot more fun then this video. >> what kind of songs do you sing. >> it varies from year to year. i try to go with whatever is current at the time. so it's a lot of vanilla ice. that's big with the kids these days. >> that's really edgy. >> i thought you did like an asia remix. >> sometimes, yeah. >> all right well this is goodigoing nowhere.

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there's a little hole right here. wait a minute. i'll just hold it for now. >> should we sipping ng as we d. >> bambo and janice are getting married in july and they'd like you to know that they hate you. ♪ that's fantastic. that was just the prologue. let's watch the left. ♪ well, don't care. ♪

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hate them even more? >> no, it makes me hate myself even more. i want to go to a party and have it be about me. >> yeah. >> one day it will happen. >> one day. for myself with a helicopter. >> this is a waste of a party though. they put on this whole bit thing for the invitation. where these all actors or i was hoping this was like an engagement part kri and thy and the opportunity with the helicopter. i hope they used that as opposed to stage ing the whole thing because that is wasteful, it is wasteful. i have a believe that the effort put into a wedding is proportional to the what comes out. >> so one wedding that a man helped out with.

>> look, this is really just obnoxious. you're rooting for the marriage to fail. when it does fail i hope someone e-mails them that video and they are like, why would you send us is this and they write back, exactly. >> everyday you send it back. liz, was the video over the top or not over the top enough? >> it was over the top. about your math, does this marriage only last a day or a week? >> right now she's already banging his friend. i don't know, i'm kidding. i don't know that for a fact so don't take my word for it. but yes. >> in other words it's proportional. >> i always wonder where do the giant wedding albums go over a divorce. >> i bet this couple gives everybody a video of this. >> you have a code on a website where you can go download it. >> actually they get sent to poor single people in africa.

>> so these kids are wearing the wedding -- >> no, they can have wedding albums of their open because they can't afford them down there. it's a very nice thing. hi, don't know why you're laughing. >> i think it's absolutely awful. where am i? oh, you know what's worse than this, i've decided, beach weddings. have you ever been invited to a beach wedding where they encourage you to be barefoot. >> do you know what this reminds me of is this p did iedy vodka commerce shals where he kpler sh commercials. >> it seemed fine to me. >> it was a great selection of music. >> the amazing thing is that this is a safe the date video. imagine what the actual invit video is going to be like. they have a lot of money but how

much do you want to bet that he don they don't have a lot of friends, friends are there to stop telling you to do really stupid things. this is the kim yay vacation of america. >> i don't get it. >> kanyay and kim. >> i'm so tired of the pictures of everybody in white linen. >> don't have ton a beach have itindoors. >> what if one of your guests had drowned or had a relative that drowned that would make more sense and -- let's have it on the beach. that's not very sensitive. >> what if it were a nude beach. >> that would be awesome. >> i'm tired of this topic, kind of. i got something in my eye. i got my haircut and i have this hair in my eye. >> coming up, tonight's block is

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should dudes pay more at a buffet? it's the subject of tonight's debate, 2014 live from the red eye debate certainty. >> all right, welcome to the debate center. save your ticket tub from tonight's debate for 10% off at ashies next week. should men pay more than women at all you can eat buffets? a writer at atlantic.com, a website, recently raises the issue after raising a restaurant in brazil that charges men two dollars more for the launch buffet. she explained the difference that men typically eat more. is this discrimination or just good business. let's turn it over to our debaters who will eat have seven minutes for their response.

e marck, women already pay more for haircuts. >> well, you know, there's the pay gab. this is a buffet tray gab. >> no, that was corny. i take that back. what are these men complaining about? $2.20 when they do the math, they should be paying 10, $20 more. >> here's the issue like with joe ann, you eat as much as a man but you throw it up later, so should he pay more even if you digest less. >> i'm going to have to think about that one. >> do you have a canned response for a different question? >> here's the thing. i don't pay at all. the man pays for me when i go

out to eat so i don't care. >> does your man take you to a buffet? >> i like lots of options. he's like where do you want to go to eat and he's like not not deciding. i don't want to decide either. i think the real question here is and i ask a lot of questions -- >> you do. >> are we charging the men more or should we charge the women less? >> oh, that's a good point. >> see, you raised the question. >> care to answer, sam. >> i think it's dangerous because you're generalizing. how soon, you know, until we're charging fat people more? you know, you walk through the door and they are like it says $20 but you're paying $50 because you're fat. >> that's exactly what could happen. >> yeah. >> and then -- anyway there's other areas, i can take this. >> you can't go by generalizing.

>> andy, i'm guessing you might organize a protest if this happens. >> my guess is if they try to do this in the u.s., it might be a civil right's violation. >> i don't know. that's a joe ann raising question that we can't answer. >> greg, you used to work in magazines, you know the answer to this question. why was this article written. >> because they needed to fill space. >> no, this article was written so the writer could fund his trip to brazil. >> that's true. the other angle in the story was that states are outlawing nights where women drink for free. >> that's why i'm saying this will be a violation of the civil rights act. >> those nights are really for the men though. >> everyone gets a little something out of the deal. that's true. i come home covered in your vomit. >> also, what -- okay.

let's talk about the kid's menu. why is there a kids menu. >> sometimes i like to order off of the kids menu. >> i do too. some places it is the only place you can get a corn dog or pudding. >> there's no adult restaurant. >> there's no restaurants that have corn dogs or pudding. >> corn dog sally's, yes. >> i don't know. you're thinking of corn dogs and pudding right now. >> i'm going to move on. katherine heigl, if that's her real name, is suing a pharmacy chain. the 35-year-old actress is seeking $600 million in damages says her photo was taken without

consent of pap her. said even katherine heigl can't resist shopping at new york c y city's favorite drugstore. >> i would have added probably to get toilet paper because she has the runs. >> we need to get toilet paper somewhere. the only place that sells it at 3:00 a.m. >> and there's one of you every ten feet. >> and when you get toilet paper you have to run the gauntlet of the delish brand. they are good. you leave with all of these cookies and chocolates and you forget the thooiler paper and y have to wipe yourself with paper. >> sam, i was going to go. what happened to her? >> i mean she's in 27 dresses. the ugly truth pretty much she's in is terrible, right? so i think after knocked up, dwayne reed is her best credit

right now. >> emack, she's known for being a pain which is why she might have a point if they are using her as advertisers. >> what do you buy at a dollar store? >> yes. dee o deodora deodorant. rubber gloves. nail polish. >> rubber gloves and duck tapes. >> she sounded really cranky pants in this story. and then the real come down was we expect dwayne reed to pay for the willful misuse and it's going to go to a charity because her brother got killed. she's really intense about this. >> i have to say that even though she's known on set as a monster, i believe she is a point because i think if you're leaving an adult book store and

that adult book store tweets about you. that's wrong. if i'm buying mail order far pharmaceuticals can they tweet about that. thanks gutfeld for the viagra. >> it speaks more directly to your character but everyone shops at dwayne reed or pharmacies. they are no longer just pharmacies. you can get anything there. i don't care if she wins or care about her because my spell check doesn't recognize her name which means she's irrelevant. >> i had that same thing with matthew mcconaughey. my computer can't mix it so whenever we do a story on him, i spend at least 20 minutes respelling it and looking over somebody's entertainment weekly and finding it there. and andy, where did you stand on this. >> i think she should just be happy that someone is seeing her anywhere. you haven't seen her since knocked up. this is the first time i've seen her. my favorite part of this is the

lawsuit says as a consequence of her working in the entertainment and philanthropic world. >> maybe it's your own ignorance andy. >> stop it. she's right though. she should win this lawsuit. >> she has a case. she's lucky they got her during the day. you're getting necessities. it's not at night when you're buying lube or animal crackers. >> i got that tip from the er. the delish lube isn't that good. stick with the name brand on that one. >> there's some products you don't want to skim p on. it's actually in the family department. time to take a break. there's a lot more stuff. remember i'm taking off tomorrow.

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can sisters haze misters. that's the subject of yet another red eye debate 2014 live from the bred eye debate center. once again i'm greg gutfeld. on wednesday, you uconn suspended a sorority over allegations that they hazed. allegedly for several pledges in a flraternity to do body shots off of each other. school administrators are investigating which means it's time for us to start investigating. >> this hazing or another case of men willing to do anything that they think will get them

laid. >> i think it's foreplay. >> what is with these men complaining? i course they enjoined it. that isn't hazing. >> that's sexist. if men did that to men, we were call it hazing. >> what? men forcing other men to wear songs. i mean, listen, delta delta do it now or i will deck you. these women were just having fun. >> sam, you normally pay for this stuff. $500 bucks an hour. jer german lady. >> korean. >> what do you think of the s e sorority girls giving this away. >> well, they said dog treats not dog food. you have to take this into account. i've seen katherine heigl movies. i went to see that to get laid. >> that is true. and we're nice to their friends. i mean we would never do that. we don't want to talk to people

who have no potential for anything other than to tell the woman you're sleeping with that you suck. >> right. >> joe ann, as a woman with no moral fiber, have these women done anything wrong? >> no. listen, they weren't hazing fraternity members. these were the boyfriends of the girls and they are whipped. >> yeah. >> it's what it is. and then one of them broke up. one couple so then they goes and kbl complains to the school to shut down the whole sorority. which is why men are evil. >> exactly. >> oh, you're going to have a great weekend. >> one of those guys were really thrilled that he ratted. >> right. >> wait still the pitill the pi out. andy, i find the whole idea ridiculous that these women are getting in trouble but maybe that's because i'm sexist?

>> i have a confession to make, greg. i think this may be all my fault. as you know, i do a lot of charity work and counseling with coeds. one of the things i always tell them is if men act like dogs treat them like dogs. i think some of them took it a little too literally and they did the whole dog treat thing. i have to say i watched the video of the goois in the thongs being forced to eat dog treats and then i watched it again and again and by the 14th viewing, i thought it was disgusting. >> really? >> yeah. >> did you stop then. >> no, because i wanted to see if my mind would change. i think it was 24 -- >> yeah. >> i realized, it's not that disgusting afterall. >> yeah, because you stop it and keep slow, stop it it until you get to some specific parts. >> well, exactly. >> you can find some value on in. >> i think every men should try on a thong to see what every woman goes through. >> oh, that's terrible.

>> we don't have to wear them. we could just be like that probably sucks. >> explain it to us and we won't pay attention and we will nod and say that's bad. >> all of us in our lives have all had ininverted thongs. >> it happens you're climbing a fence. if you have a comment on the show e-mail us. do you have a video of your animal doing something. if it's a hairless cat, send it. coming up, our last story. it involves urine. ry and it invs urine. ♪ i know a thing about an ira ♪ and i got the tools ♪ to do it my way ♪ i got a lock on equities ♪ that's why i'm type e ♪ ♪ that's why i'm tyyyyype eeeee, ♪ ♪ i can do it all from my mobile phone ♪ ♪ that's why i'm tyyyyype eeeee, ♪

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>> you can see andy on the real story friday at 2:00 p.m eastern. coming up tomorrow we've got will ron and sony johnson. >> something was up with his morning cup a virginia man who admitted to putting urine in his co-worker's coffee has been ordered to pay five #$00. in 2009 he was working in a

water treatment plant, used a soda can to transfer pee if a toil writ to a colleague's coffee pot. the colleague brewed the coffee but a strong scent stopped him from sipping it. in addition to the fine butler was fired for more peeing elsewhere at his new job. a cup of pee for five grand? is this bare? >> you should be getting 5001. >> this is a dumb move. you're going to, you know, they are in a lab is where they found it. you don't do a pee prank if you're at a lab. >> that is like trying to open fire in a gun shop. >> i won't -- >> he was seeking $728,000 in damages >> the victim? >> yes >> he drank it? >> no.

he didn't. >> what? he smelled it? >> have you smelled some people's pee it can be dramatic. >> try going on a subway in new york city >> i try. i get pee. >> i excited in the subway i can't help it. >> this isn't the right one. >> no. no. >> oh. >> no. i'm in harlem. is that a play? named by andy levy? >> i'm accurate. >> joanne said the prank was stress related. what do you do when you're stressed? >> i usually drink coffee not anymore. here is the thing. i hear that if you drink a lot of coffee your pee smells like coffee. so this guy should have just drank a lot of coffee, then

peeked then use that pee. i have not caught this out. . >> i think you're on to something. >> yes. >> like al pa chino. sevent a urine. >> she ate a lot of broccoli. >> aspara gus. >> this guy worked in a water treatment plant. thank god he only put urine in the guy's coffee. >> how do you know he hasn't done that -- >> he can it because of stress. >> looking at the picture, i can't believe he was guilty. >> i think it's part of the epa. they cut it down to the pot. >> right. >> we're -- >> where are you performing next? >> boston.

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hello and welcome to justice. i'm judge jeanine pirro. thanks for being with us. tonight, the irs, sebelius, benefit ga si and the power grid. first, the standoff where the feds have been battling a local rancher in a struggle between a cattle rancher and the federal government. their cattle has grazed the nevada desert earning them land use rights on public lands. but a federal judge has ordered them to pay grazing fees. this week, they