cliven bundy prosecuted. is he right or is there something in it for him. up next the o'reilly factor. good night from washington. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" are government scientists working on a chocolate bar that can give you night vision? why some are calling it this season's must have gift for men and women. and how many times since they took office has the president asked for joe biden's opinion on something? >> none. i'm cirrus. i'm serious. it is true. >> and finally, how long does it take a baby giraffe to throw up versus the adult counterpart? the questions mainstream media didn't think to ask. none of these stories on "red high" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guest. she is powerful, feared and given a different name every time she so tv. i am here with jo-jo.

yeah, look at that. nauseating. she is a "red eye" virgin which means afterwards we will sacrifice her to the late night gods. her latest book came out in february. it is called finding mr. righteous. and it is tv's andy levy. and his act is bluer than a smurf orgy and more foul mouthed thankirstie alley at a popeye's chicken. and jim norton now available at gym norton.com. yea, jim. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, i loved you in "twins" plastic. >> if it tease it leads. walter con cite once said that. should your nation lead to incarceration? >> "red eye" debate, 2014,

live from the" red eye" debate center. >> all right, welcome to "red eye -- tonight's" red eye" debate, i am greg gutfeld host of tonight's "red eye" debate still in middleburg, flay you flaw and i would like to thank them for their kind hospitality for not pressing charges after that fire. a man was sentenced to 18 months in prison for peeing on the alamo. he was found zipping up his pants and a p could noticed there was, quote, a puddle on the original border of the shrine. according to the police report urine erodes the lime stone of the landmark. along with the prison time he will pay up to $4,000 in restitution. it is a dumb thing to do, daniel. but is it as dumb as this?

>> slow motion, please. >> see, the thing and he was fine, he was hilarious. if he was dead -- maybe it would be. we don't like se lfies here, but i am glad he is healthy. jim, first off, welcome to the program. i love your hair style. >> thank you. it is called older gentleman. >> it smells like laugh laughing -- lavender. >> it is called creep out any girl under 30. >> i get the alamo. it is sacred ground and the site of a famous battle and a source of pride for text abs. but 18 months? a year and a half?

is that fair? >> i think it is a bit excessive. as you know i took a dump on the white house lawn and got three months probation. ozzy did that in 1982. >> he peed on theal alexandria -- the alamo hand lighting -- hand lighting. that is strange. it is different than the thing. anyway, i get your point which i can't remember. >> 18 months was a little much. >> it was a big deal. >> and he was banned from san antonio for 10 years. >> i get this, lisa. it is disrespectful. i know it is. shouldn't there be something vibl besides prison? >> yeah. you can't -- i am from dc and you can't walk by the lincoln memorial without somebody peeing on it. >> it is usually joe biden. >> and there is a camera

following him. there needs to be some sort of middle ground. but it is texas. i guess he should be glad he didn't fry. >> middle ground in a texan is being shot in the ass. that isn't so bad when you think about it, joanne. you once drunkingly peed on the smithsonian, but you didn't go to jail. >> i didn't think it was the smithsonian. i thought i was at my friend carol's. thankfully i didn't deficate on it. that's more than 18 months. that's at least two years. i don't know much about the alamo. >> you should. >> i do know there is no basement. that's thanks to pee wee herman. is that weird? >> no, that's not weird. >> from you a texan and you do this to a shrine or monument in texas you should get like one get out of jail free card. there is a pass for a pee, just one.

>> you know what you are basically saying is if he was british he should go away for 10 years. >> definitely. >> it wasn't he gets off. >> even like a jersey and it is not okay. >> i don't know. is he the real victim here? he didn't know any better? >> no. >> i am just asking questions. at the very least after paying four grand and spending 18 months in jail this guy will remember the alamo. and he violated the old saying don't piss on ticks -- on texas. >> he chose to take a plea bargain for the 18-month sentence. it could have been two years. he clearly didn't want to fight this. the 18 months is on him. he took that deal. >> that's hilarious. when you go for a plea bargain -- that's texas.

two months. >> it is almost more of a pee bargain if you think about it. >> i wonder if he had prior convictions. why would you take a plee bargain? he would have got a lighter sentence. >> i think he was a troublemaker. >> did you see that picture of him? >> he looks like trouble. >> if i saw his picture i would say he is going to pee on something. >> before we move oi want to point this out. this is about government more than kneeing. and portland, oregon i guess it was yesterday. they had a -- to flush 38 million gallons of water because a 19-year-old urinated in the city reservoir and they feared it would be tainted. government only has one speed. it is like all. they can't just say -- >> or stop. >> it is all or stop. it is like the confrontation in nevada. we have to go down there and do something and arrest a this guy or nothing. can't they find something --

besides prison, the guy should be cleaning latrines for a year at the alamo. >> first -- wouldn't throw out a gallon of milk. >> that would make it tastier. >> punishment is to wear a diaper. make this grown man wear a diaper. he won't get laid and won't pea on anything again. >> make him hang out with r kelly for awhile. >> or chuck berry. >> that's a different thing. jim norton. >> you exercise amazing self-restraint when you are faced with a glass table. >> that's a rookie move. it is disrespectful to the gift giver. >> should they change the mascot's name? that question brings us to our latest -- outrage

apacalyto-gedongate. >> i fear the story will not be as good as that. four schools in texas -- again texas -- have done away with their offensive team names. new district policy bans names that, quote, reference cultural stereo types. the indians are now the huskies. actually that could be chunky boys. huskies are chunky boys, i believe. anyway the redskins are now the texans. the warriors are now the wolfpack. the rebels are now the german porn tourists. >> no. that's worse i think. >> german porn tourists. the change will cost the schools $250,000 in new uniforms and logos. we go to "red eye"'s team mascot.

>> that was completely unnecessary. >> anti-climactic. >> it was. jim, fighting irish are now the irish as though calling them the fighting irish is negative. orange men are now orange because adding men is sexist. have we hit the wall of idiocy or will this continue? >> i hate mascots. i think they stink. it is not because they offend me, but no one laughs. that's a silly fanatic. it is like a giant green hemorrhoid on the field. it doesn't motivate anybody. the mascots suck. >> and by the way, it is hard to clean those costumes. >> i interviewed the phillie phanatic. >> and god knows what they do in there. see that's great. we are stereo typing the mascots. somebody should be like the pittsburgh mascot. it is a big round drunken

thing. and then we will know how it feels to be stereo typed. what happens when obama legalized dog marriage and then those animals will be upset. >> that's true. that is true. as an italian i am upset that we never got anything. like the fightingwops or the wife beating wops. >> it is always the white bureaucrats -- >> that is an easy costumes. >> that's because -- >> well you have "jersey shore." >> that reminds me of these -- over here people. i'm talking. remember the joke books when you were a kid you can't buy anymore. >> blanch knot is a woman who wrote tasteless jokes. >> yes. i remember the italian -- i didn't understand stereo types, but the italian book had a guy hanging off a garbage truck and he had flies

around him. that was a tasteless italian jokes. i had no idea what they meant. >> we are greasy and dirty. >> that's all false. >> yes. >> just wanted to check. joanne, you said you think the mascots should be strictly ethnic stereo types which i thought was surprising. >> what would i wear? that would be an interesting costumes. i went to howl high school and we were the rebels. i was part of acapella group. we were all about it. i think about the texans thoi and what -- though and what a is that mascot going to wear? it could be stereo typical. the huskies like you were saying, is it going to be a big dog? is it going to be a skinny dog? it will offend dog owners. >> anybody who was a little overweight when they were a boy.

they shopped in the husky size. andy, you were one of them. >> i was not. >> no i wasn't. >> you are jewish. technically you play for the jews. >> what does that mean? >> i don't know. i just like to bring up the fact you are jewish and work in the media. >> i get these names are offensive. rebels are offensive to the empire. >> people say oh they were evil. they were not all drawn to the dark side. they were trying to see their wife and kids. who is the biggest job supplier? even the ones who went to the dark side. you have to look at root causes. i think th are offensive. wolfpack are offensive to sheep and deer and elm and veg -- and elk and vegetarians and to those wolves who through no fault of their own, the lone wolves. huskies should be changed to big boned. >> or good personality. >> the tampa bay good

personalities. >> or nice guys. >> good best friend. such a good friend. >> i actually like they are changing it. i don't like political correctness, but the indians are the last people -- they wouldn't do it to any other culture. i feel like what is goose for -- good for the goose and would be good for the gander. >> i think you coined that phrase. >> i say it while making love violently. >> are you the goose or the gander? >> good improve, jim. >> let's move on. >> i couldn't even pick one. i put my hands out like i did stand up for the first time. should mom and dad be better clad? a florida school wants to do something about sag gee pants a 1k3* hair curlers. this time it is not the students,

but the parents. they say it is time for them to have a dress code they told the board. dads are in sagging pants. what kind of dads do that, andy? it is hard for me -- she said that. it is hard for me to teal child not to show up with harrell curlers or pajamas or short shorts if they see parents wearing them. parents need to lead by example. what is so funny? what are you laughing at? here is one father possibly drunk and attempting to pick up his child from school.

>> that's how lou dabbs gets to work every morning. i forget what the story is b. it is about parents dressing in a sloppy manner when they are dropping kids off. maybe they are unemployed. >> isn't it up to the kids? you don't want nor parents

embarrassing you. >> that's true. >> either dress up or drop me off two blocks away. >> that's what i used to make them do. shouldn't they be happy their parents are there? >> i think so. i would have been embarrassed when i was a youngster when my parents came to school dressed as a dominatrix and a gimp? if you want to stop kids wearing baggy pants teachers should wear the baggy pants because nothing makes a kid feel more like a douche than dressing like a teacher. >> joe, you come to work wearing whatever you wore last night. i don't even know if you have an opinion. >> i wear beautiful pieces of clothing that were gifted to me from the person i was with that night. >> that's beautiful.

>> i don't think we should tell parents what to wear. we are already telling the parents how to parent which is wrong and disgusting on many levels. so i think that clothing is the one thing we shouldn't touch. it sounds like we don't want to. >> sounds that way. sounds like you formulated quite a strong opinion based on almost nothing. >> i as a parent have a lot of feelings about this. >> you have had to give up most of your children. >> most. i have hidden a few. you will never find them. >> andy, someone who likes to wear short shorts around school this must anger you. >> it is college. i am not a pervert. i think dr. osgood has a point about parents setting an example. at least these parents are getting their kids to school. >> yes, i said that. >> it didn't matter when you said it. it matters when i say it. if a mom has rollers in her hair, maybe she is working two jobs and has to drop her kids

off at school and doesn't have time to look her best. who knows? >> exactly. i think you might be right. however, there is is a detached ambivalence of clothing in certain generations. >> i couldn't gree more. guy i wanted to end on -- >> i wanted to end on a negative note. >> i am tired of the juicey sweatpants, at least the ones i am wearing. they are so comfortable though. >> they are. >> especially when you are flying. you are not in first class. >> i wore silk boxers and it was awful. i kept sliding. i will never do it again. i used to wear silk boxers. >> boxers i would have been okay. >> that is a beautiful image. >> de electable. >> thighs are the weakest part of the human body. how much time do we have? 20 hard? all right.

coming up, what two men did joanne take home tonight? i believe their names were bartells and james. did strangers donate money to get a woman a boob job? if the answer is ?o we don't have a story so assume it is yes.

should we care that his life is bare? the boston marathon bomber aka [bleep] had few visitors behind bars. he may write only one letter and place one telephone call each week only to his family. he reads newspapers and magazines and has been stripped of classified ads and letters to the editor. my favorite part of the newspaper. the government deems it is potential vehicles for coded

messages do they even have classified ads? and his suffering is greater since he is innocent according to brainless supporters. a single mother in wisconsin says way to spend your time wisely and says she has written him 10 times. quote, offering moral support and news tidbits about things like eminem's latest album and new movies. that's nice. i believe we have tape of her. there better be a payoff at the end of that or i will be very angry. all right, jim, should people who send psychopathic killers fan litters be locked up just to feel what it is like to be close? >> i normally say yeah, but if she is writing about the newest eminem record i feel worse for him dealing with this idiot. >> that's true! >> the words rhyme line after

line. >> that's true. this could be a torture worse than death. >> you have to pretend you are interested. >> what do you make of women who fall for such bad boys? he is such a bad boy. >> i don't know. it is depressing. richard ramirez, the night stalker, got women who were sexually attracted to him in jail and mailed him nude pictures. it is depressing and oddly encouraging. >> yes for many people who is still watt a dame. joanne, he gets birthdays and the valentine's day cards. do you envy the attention he gets as he stays home alone crying into the crying shawl? >> i like attention that is deserved and this is not. if these people want to give cards to someone how about the families of the victims. >> yeah, but that is not as interesting or daring. >> and it is not a lifetime movie. the whole thing makes me sick. and for everyone saying his treatment in prison, it is

barbaric or the way he is being treated isn't fair, he is alive which is a comfort that he denied. >> that is a good point. the wisconsin lady said you can tell he didn't do it. there is too much suspicious stuff that is going on in this case. that's a persuasive argument there. >> well, you know, i think that one needs to be told what to wear to school. i wonder if the letters are coming from rolling stone? >> good point. they put him on the cover. they wouldn't put him on the cover if he bombed their office. >> no, and they didn't put ian watkins on the cover. why not get into his mind a little bit? why not do that? >> that's a great point. i am going to steal that a and use it on "the five." no one will know. >> i'll know. >> you will, but i will make you erase it from your mind. i will stair -- stare at you.

the only difference between his life and yours is his existence is behind bars. >> that's idiotic. there have more differences than that. first he has women writing to him. he can't play video games. >> he can't? how long before he can? >> he can't right now. and you mentioned he can't watch television. don't downplay that. i can watch television. i am jealous he gets to be in isolation. i will say that much. i don't get the whole -- they say the restrictions are reserved for inmates posing the greatest threat to others. what threat behind bars does this little guy pose? >> it is about him getting killed, right? >> i can understand that. that's not what they are claiming. >> it would be a feather in your cap to do something to him. what happened to dahmer. >> that was an argument. the guy who killed him had an issue with white people. he cut somebody in line.

there was some jail stuff that happened and the guy who killed him was not exactly stable. >> that is an irony you get killed in cutting in line after you have eaten so many people. >> obviously he is used to not waiting around. you get hungry and just bite the leg of the man next to you. >> the thing i don't like is the "new york times" chose to do this the week of the anniversary. who cares about this guy? >> you are glorifying him the week of the anniversary, then why would you focus your attention and writing on that? >> it is like the worst where are they now? >> exactly. >> worse week ever. >> it should be where they should be and you show a grave. >> coming up, the c block. tonight's c block is sponsored by baseball. the game played between two teams and nine players. thanks, baseball. you're welcome, greg. i think this show has been a grand slam. well thank you. i think everything you say is

a homerun. all right, i get it. i would like to see you wearing nothing but a jock strap. i have to go. i guess i am striking out with you -- shut up, baseball! what is the name of the new magic mike sequel? i bet it is "magic mike 2, the dark mike rises."

all right. have our young become all

thumb? teachers warn and they are too busy to play with toy building blocks because of an addiction to ipads. those are electronic devices. according to the british association of teachers and lecturers, types aren't developing simple motor skills because of the time spent on tablets and smartphones. they claim any older children have trouble with written exams because their memory was sapped by staring at the screen. the group suggests parents turn off wi-fi at night. that is short for wino fire crotch. >> i know that well. >> you do strange lady at the end of the table. why is this a bad thing? maybe they are learning new skills that will help cure diseases. >> maybe. i think these sag gee pants -- saggy pants parents need to put down their phones and ipads too. it used to be that the tv was

the babysitter and now i think the ipads are the babysitters. >> what is happening to the real babysitters? >> they are out of a job. >> we all know what happened to the babysitter. just let it go. they are safe somewhere. >> they are safe somewhere. the neighbors did catch the babysitter killer, didn't they? >> it was a coincidence. it was not one person. move on. >> i just remember they said he had sad, sad eyes. that's how the victims describe it. >> i don't know where we went, but the building blocks are overrated. >> building blocks are for dunces. i am tired of people looking back kids today -- i stole stuff, i broke windows. i had uncomfortable homosexual encounters. exploration with your friends you are ashamed of 40 years later. i wish i had an ipad. i could have looked it up

on-line. >> it is true! the ipad would have prevented so many awkward moments. think of the other guy though. he did it with you. >> but i instigated. >> i think we should end here. joanne, you were in pre k a few years ago. did it seem like kids had trouble writing? >> man, i miss the naps. that's the best. i am concerned about when these kids grow up and they go to shake your hand and they have frozen thumb. >> these kids will be sitting in front of computers most likely for the majority of their lives as an adult at their jobs. let the kids be the kids. it is crayon and paper and granted it shuts them up so i like that fact. it is important for them to have balance. >> that is a really good answer. they need balance. we are seeing the death of so many things we grew up with.

captain an -- kangaroo, jim henson. cereal is gone. nobody is eating cereal anymore. gi joe, barbie and now this. do you see where i am going? >> not at all. not even a little. >> i don't have a clue what you are saying. >> i will shout these things. >> they are random. >> answer the question. >> i don't know what the question is. the answer is simple. get a damn building block app on their ipad and problem solved. what is wrong with people? >> that is so true. how would that work? >> you have a box and you can rotate them. easy. >> tetrus. >> i don't even know what that is. >> this is my favorite topic of the night. has "magic mike 2" made a huge ?af -- snafu. >> "red eye" debate, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye debate.

i am greg gutfeld host of the "red eye" debate. i want to thank the thompsons for sparing a bedroom and the use of their water pick. warner brothers announced a sequel to "imagine yike --" magic mike" called "magic mike xxl" and will hit theaters july 3rd. channing tatum and matthew mcconaghey will return. but the director who made the nearly perfect first film will not be along for the ride. the glorious, glorious ride. his long-time assistant director gregory jacobs will take over directing duties which has people wondering, mostly the "red eye" staff if this is a bad move for the franchise. the film will open just two days after the next terminator movie which seems to me a mistake. jim, you like me adored this film. a mistake to play with the recipe i think? >> i don't know, greg. i don't think they are competition. 24r is no reason

you can't enjoy steak and cheesecake. they are not mutually exclusive. >> you could have beef cake and get a little of both. >> that was the creepest face you ever made. >> it didn't feel right. it was disturbed. >> i am scared right now. >> it would be like "gone with the win 2" and not having clark gable. maybe not. >> i think the most important is still there. i wish the "magic mike" video is as long as that fence. >> it is a classic movie and will be hurt. >> i want to see what manhattan thew mcconaghey looks like in the movie. if he bounced back from "dallas buyers club." then another oscar. >> he is still very skinny and that bothers me. will that ruin your summer if it is not up to par with what we expect from a magic mike film. >> i made no secret of the

fact that i am really, really nervous. it is interruptiing major gyrating. >> what if the magic is not back? it is just mike. a lot of us hope double-xl is the "godfather 2" of sequels. this could be the "staying alive" of tripper sequel movies. >> i enjoyed "staying alive." is. >> it is one of the great films. >> pick another movie you hated. >> "godfather 2" terrible. terrible sequel. >> the tom sons were not aware they were using their water pick. >> i wasn't using it for my teeth. i have a few problems in certain spots of my body that require pulsating water. joanne where do you stand on this? i don't hear you talking

enough about "magic mike" and that was part of your contract deal. >> you all talk about it so much. andy does have a copy sitting on his desk. >> the funny thing is i have never seen it. i have never seen the movie. >> it is such a tease. >> it really is. >> they are announcing this now and it comes out july 3rd 2015. what am i supposed to do until then? >> that is true. >> i guess i will watch the first one. then i will have to keep watching it. >> i have noticed the dvd is in a different spot. >> i think about popping it in and taking a peek. >> and then sometimes watching it. >> i hope magic mike ends like the season 3 finale of "game of thrones." it is quite a violt inning. >> season two was violent. >> hbo knows how to go out.

>> i will have to return that dragon robe i bought you. >> make sure the tale is in the front. have to take a break. more stuff is on the way. order your copy at amazon.com. please, do you know who is beating me right now? i don't even want to say her name. buy it at a local bookstore. autographed copy at g gutfeld.com. look at that beautiful cover.

should you be thin skinned about breaking wind? that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> i thought we only had two tonight. that's three. welcome to the "red eye" debate center live from the" red eye" debate center in baton rouge, louisiana.

i would like to thank them to allow me the use of their rv. a pennsylvania high school football coach, is there any other kind, could face jail time for shoving a student into a wall after the child allegedly farted in his face. michael smith is being charged with harassment and creel mischief. criminal mischief. the charges are, quote, serious, end quote. over 300 people signed a a petition. anthe other said i guess the elephant in the room was, what would you do if the kid passed gas in your face? i guess i had a little bracelet that said that. i used to look at that in case it happened. it never did. was this fair? >> i want this guy to go visit alamo. >> it would just make people uncomfortable. >> can't we get him on something more serious like wearing a redskins shirt or

nra shirt or baggy pants? >> we will have to look into that. join. >> couldn't it be assault? say somebody's wind is especially nauxios. >> if you are a sports coach there is a lot worse things you could do. >> i seem to remember a story a few years back. >> i was writing to that man in jail. >> that's so true. who is writing to him? >> oh my god. terrible. awful. joe, you have been defending the student all day saying sometimes you just can't hold it in. >> what do you think i have been doing all night? >> when someone farts in your face that is assault. what do you do? you defend yourself.

it is like an animalistic reaction when someone forts in your face. the first thing i would do is wash out my eyes. i would go to the science classroom where they have the water thing. i would take care of that. you don't want pink eye. >> you often think that is on you for the rest of the day. it really isn't. it dissipates quite quick lea. quickly. you say you think the coach should have killed the student. >> no. i think it stinks. it is fair to say neither of this comes out smelling like roses. you can't shove a student against a wall, greg. you can't do it. on the other hand the coach hospital go to jail. he got suspended. maybe that's enough. >> he should have absolutely shoved him.

i am an obnoxious student and even i wouldn't have done that. >> i think if this goes to court the jury should be forced to smell the fart to see if perhaps -- it could be very, very bad. >> odor in the court. >> wow, on fire tonight. >> that was on an episode of "murder she wrote." it was in san francisco. >> tonight, odor in the court. it is about a guy who owns a skunk and he wants -- the skunk skunk -- he smelled a skunk on a murder victim and traced it back to the skunk. the skunk was trying to help the victim. >> reminds me of a quincy episode. they suspected it it was a farther attack. he said the whole room smelled like broccoli, sam.

all right, do you have a comment on the show? that was a great impression. >> i do a wonderful quincy. >> it was murder. >> all right, e-mail us. red eye at fox news.com. do you have a video of your animal doing something go to fox news.com/video. still ahead, crowd funding boob job. female announcer: get three years interest-free financing

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coulter called it racy. >> on to boobs. that's a transition. buy the book by the way. it takes a crowd to be well endowed. 5* lady went from a 34a to 34 double d. this is her now. here is how she looked before. as you can see we decided not to pay for the before picture because we have a tight budget. the 23-year-old couldn't afford the expensive procedure so she created a profile on my free i'm plants.com and it keekedded her to ben gnaw -- ben gnaw factors who paid to talk to her about her goals and politics. three months later she raised enough funds to go under the knife. look how happy she is. crowd funding that is for the crowd. >> we all get to enjoy them. why shouldn't we all chip in a little bit? why should we foot the bill when we are the ones applauding when she walks by.

i am not a big fan. i prefer the a's over the fake double d's. >> for the male equivalent it is like walking around with a hard packed crotch that is always there. >> you adapt. >> lisa what do you make of gemini smith? >> i think it may be a work-related expense. she talks about it helping her confidence and i feel like well what would give you greater confidence than to save up your money and pay for it yourself? it is like a me generation. i want something now. they will figure out for somebody to pay for it. >> it was their sugar daddies or parents. joanne you were in tremendous debt. do you wish you knew about this website beforehand? >> i do, but then people would have seen my before pictures and i wouldn't want anyone to see those. they are well hidden. >> the website is great. the tag line says invest in

breast. you can't fight that. >> no, you can't. it sells itself. >> it does. you had ankle implants, how are those? >> it was for my cankles. stop. >> you don't have cankles. andy, she is an undertaker. why does she need this? isn't that a distraction if at a funeral everyone is staring at her breasts? >> i don't think the dead will mind. i don't think they are obsessed that a woman named gemini is obsessed with the twins. i checked out the website my free implants.com and don't give me that look. it is for women only. they will be hearing for my lawyer. i checked out the ladies outing the site. user big booty panties has raised $1500 so far. make that $1550. i qil -- i will go out on that. >> joanne, andy levy, jim

norton . i'm greg. i will see you tomorrow. night.

hello, everybody i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, greg gutfeld, and eric boling. it's new york city and this is "the five" after more than two decades, "the new york times" is reporting that the changes are so thorough that they could mask the true effects of obamacare on insurance coverage. you might remember back in 2009, the white house shifted control of the census to the west wing.