and i will say this once and just once. thank you, cnbc. and happy anniversary. much success just not too much of success. good night. this is a fox news alert. president obama just wrapped up a news conference at the white house where he addressed the crisis in ukraine and also took another victory lap on obamacare and engaged in one of his favorite pastimes, bashing republicans. >> i find it strange that the republican position on this law is still stuck in the same place that it has always been. they said nobody would sign up. they were wrong about that. they said it would be unaffordable for the country. they were wrong about that. they were wrong to keep trying to repeal a law that is working when they have no alternative answer for millions of americans with preexisting conditions who would be denied coverage again. or every woman who would be

charged more for just being a woman again. >> and he also doesn't think democrats should be afraid to run on it in the november elections. >> i don't think we should apologize for it. i don't think we should be defensive about it. i think there is a strong, good, right story to tell. i'm still puzzled why they've made this their seoul agenda item when it comes to our politics. if republicans want to spend all their time talking about repealing a law that's working, that's their business. >> he sounds very much like someone i know sitting to my left, literally and figuratively, bob. the president came out today. he spiked the football. he's excited but he couldn't help himself attacking republicans. >> you know, we were talking about this before the show. i listened to the numbers coming down. whether you want to agree with them or not, i think they're fine. they're very good, much of better than people expected. cbo numbers are good. the deficit numbers are good. everything else. then he's got to instead of just leaving it there and saying, gee, we're doing a good job,

then he has to take off after the republicans and bash them over and over. the republicans oppose the good numbers he had. >> so we were in the greenroom watching together. we were getting our makeup done. i was like, the president has good numbers, good news. then i just lost it with anger. i don't understand why he can't help himself to just lead and say, i have some good news to share with you, america. i'd tliek to take your questions. leave it at that. then people wouldn't say, why is he such a jerk all the time? >> that's the funny thing. he said, it's not about me. he made that -- the thing is, it's about him. it's never about us as in the u.s. obamacare has been the president's whale. he is ahab. he sacrificed everything chasing this whale as everything fell apart. if you look at what's going on around the world, whether it's russia or venezuela, what's being ignored is the sacrifice

that he has made and putin understands that. putin sees a president that is tinkering on the car in the garage while the house is burning down and is very happy that he's obsessed with this thing. to say it's not about me is probably the funniest thing. also, he is like walking ambien. when was watching that, he has a special aspied's spider-man but shoots out ambien. >> but he does the opposite on dana. walking caffeine on dana. >> i'm so calm, cool collected at 4:00. >> can i not throw in the towel just yet? >> of course you don't agree with his numbers. >> let's talk about this for a second. for six months, from november through the end of march, they had no idea how many were signing up. not a single clue. sebelius went on jon stewart, got destroyed for not knowing,

even ballpark. the minute the program ends they know it's 7.1 million, a month later they know it's 8 million, "x" percentage of young people. this is all bull. >> i agree. >> they're doing what bob beckel does to us all the time. prove it. >> pulls a number from anywhere. >> pardon me. i was just -- it's groundhog day. >> where does he get the numbers? >> i don't know where he gets the numbers. the fact of the matter is it's working, the numbers are good. you guys have staked your stake on something that is a losing issue for the republicans. so what? that's your issue. >> you really think there's going to be a whole bunch of democrats all of a sudden start running to obamacare? >> no. but it's not nearly what people thought. >> do you think any democrat is listening to the president saying first of all this isn't about you, it's all about him. the name is obamacare. two, what democrat in a vulnerable position is going to run on obamac.a.r.e.? >> i don't know. the thing i love about it is

he's declaring it's over. it's over. >> we can stop talking about it. >> let's stop talking about it. no. it hasn't even started. it hasn't even begun. >> it's the cop at the crime scene. nothing to see her. keep going. >> he can do this because he's confident that the media will help him out. they're the guys putting the yellow tape around the crime scene. >> and half of the bill has been delayed anyway. >> delayed and the cost blah blah blah. >> eric, he specifically went after republican governors. it's like he has a check list. talking point about women, check. get that dig in. republicans, dig. check. he went after republican governors eric for not taking money to expand medicaid. he said, they don't even have to pay for it. not exactly a true statement. because the federal government, we the taxpayers are footing the bill. >> right. i think he was also going after the republican governors who didn't is choose to do a state health care exchange. clearly they were signing up far

nor than health care.gov was signing up. i don't care. i'm not convinced, millio7 mill million, i'm not convinced they signed up. >> you're not convinced the sun is coming up. >> he's taking shots at republicans based on a number someone told him. this is it a guy who didn't know about benghazi, didn't know about the irs, didn't know about -- >> don't forget reverend wright. >> until he watched it at tv. >> bill ayers. >> or the dog. >> here's the point. at one point he said, let me do the math and he came up with 15 million. where did that come from? are you kidding me? >> not only that, but -- >> get out of here. >> somebody just decided to write it down. >> yesterday he said there were 15 million muslim that's ovstay their visa. >> i'm telling you, the idea that somehow you think this is a

conspiracy of numbers, fine. but every time we hear new numbers they're good and the cbo backs them up. listen, if you want to keep this battle going, i think without it you'll go into a -- you'll have a stroke. >> if you're a vulnerable democrat, i'll bet you my bottom buck obamacare is not going to be on one of your ads. >> the reality is, the president can come out and say 8 million people all he wants but people at home are sitting there seeing their plans canceled, their premiums increased. it really doesn't matter what he says. >> their deductibles increase also. there was an anecdote saying small business owner lost his health insurance but he's a responsible person, goes on, signs up for the gold plan but not the hipaa gold plan, whatever. there's two different ones. now he needs to see a neurologist. he tries to get an appointment, there's not a single neurologist in manhattan that he calls that takes his insurance. so he has to go to the bronx.

that's the little stuff that starts starts happening. and why people are against the policy. 8 million, fine. how many of those are medicaid? how many are low income subsidies are going to be relea release. also, chuck blah house of the american enterprise institute wrote about the underpinnings of this. i think president obama is taking a premature victory lap. it's a marathon, not a sprint to disaster. it's just going to take a little longer for people to figure out. >> can i just say something? >> please. >> how can you celebrate a program in which it's driven by coercion? this is how it happens when you take it away from someone els. >> and threaten to tax it. >> we live in a time where if something is free people with are going to use it whether it's good or bad. it's free. >> they're putting the gun to the head with the mandate. >> you've got to trust some outside organization. the gallup organization says the cost of health care has gone

down. >> the cost of health care hasn't gone down. >> did you hear what the president said? >> no, no. the speed at which it was increasing is slowing. but that means it's still going up. >> but there's also another reason. because the economy isn't growing either. >> that's right. people aren't going to the doctor, not filling prescriptions as much as before. it has to do with his bad economy. >> this is the last outpost. >> before we move on, i think president obama had a good statement today, had reason to go out there and basically try to say, i know everybody is really frus rated with it, but there's success and i hope we can all celebrate it. next question. he didn't have to take the further step, which is basically got everybody riled up and angry. we have to move on. the president also asked about what's happening with russia and what's happening in ukraine. the president was asked specifically if military intervention would be on the table. here's what he said. >> over the last week, we have

put in place additional consequences that we can impose on the russians if we do not see actual improvement of the situation on the ground. i think i've been very clear that military options are not on the table in ukraine because this is not a situation that would be amenable to a clear military solution. >> greg, it's the one thing i actually agree with the president on. i don't want to see one american boy or girl die for a country like the ukraine, even though it's hard to see a country like the u.s. get bully by putin. what options do we have? is he right? >> you know what he said earlier not in this press conference. he said we don't need a war. the only troops he could rally are cub scouts at this point. it's not the point. no one needs a war. but what we do need is a presence. we need a willingness to suit up and help our allies, to send tanks where they once were, suspend cuts in defense, show that we're serious about

protecting freedom around the world. i understand -- i made the comparison it's a russian squabble over there and you don't want to get in between two families fighting. but the fact is we're not even present anymore. i think it -- what you're basically saying is we're not going to do anything. >> wait, wait. just yesterday the united states, the russians and ukrainians and ec met together and started negotiations on this. yes, we're present. russia is getting weaker. what i said yesterday, if you take away their nuclear missiles, maybe they want to launch them, they are not a strong country. they can't -- whatever that research crap we got today about world war iii -- >> what if putin adopts the same strategy he adopts now and starts going after the baltic states? >> i think if he goes after baltic states, i think military options are on the table. i don't think he'll do that. >> dana, do you agree with no

military intervention? >> i think when people think of military intervention they think of american troops rolling into ukraine. there are lots of other options before it would ever come to that. it never came to that in the last 50 years it doesn't have to with russia. i think the president should use his rhetorical skills and give a speech that lays out what is the american foreign policy when it comes to europe. do we believe europe should be whole free and at peace. is that our policy. if that's the case, are short term economic sanctions the way to get it done. i would be surprised if anyone thinks that's true. i also think that on a day where -- if russia is weak there's a troubling report out of "usa today" that one of the ways you lash out when you're weak is to try to put other people down. "usa today" reports on pro-russian military folks telling jews in eastern ukraine they have to register their

police report. maybe th -- property. >> that's the most disturbing story i've heard so far. >> eric, a lot of people are hinting that this could be the brink of world war iii. this is "usa today," a very disturbing story and making the rounds. world war iii? >> hopefully not. i said this yesterday. i got blasted on twister for it. y i think president obama is playing this the right way. i don't think we have a dog in this fight. i just don't. i think the eu does. i think maybe nato does. i'm not even really sure about that. but i think it's in our best interest to continue whatever financial sanctions that president obama has instituted and stay out of this one. this is not ours. we don't have -- we have virtually no trading with ukraine. we don't trade with them a lot. we trade with other eu partners. i get that. but they have the big -- germany has the biggest interest of all.

where are they? >> it's not an arms race. it's an oil race. this's one. we should be exporting oil and making it for putin to make opinion. i believe there's already a world war iii, radical islam versus the west. it's been going on for years. the idea there isn't a world war -- we're all targets. i think president obama can redeem himself in one single act, and that is to pluck snowden out of russia. what a humiliation it would be to putin if he woke up on monday and snowden was in virginia. that would be beautiful. if 3w5uobama did that, i would for a third term. >> someone else could redeem himself -- about the president of the united states called him a fool and weakling. you ought to be better than that. you're not a bad guy, but that's a foolish weak thing to say. >> president obama just said every republican is that. >> i thought you were okay with snowden. >> what do you mean snowden? i think he's got a great point,

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welcome back to ott i five." three shocking stories, seven swift minutes. on saturday afternoon the a park in washington state two masked men grabbed a 4-year-old boy sitting on a park bench. they put the child in the van and drove off. the whole thing caught on tape.

>> i'm looking at parents reacting, frantic, their panic turned to outrage when they discovered it was a hoax in order to promote kidnapping awareness. going a little too far? >> it was obviously a hoax because the child wasn't that cute. this is a bad thing. pranks reduce trust in the public when real trouble happens. people think it's probably just a prank. so what that does is it offers a great excuse for real crime. what if you decided you were really going to kidnap somebody or really rob a bank, just have somebody with a camera with you so when you get caught, you say, this is just a prank. >> aren't they doing that >> it's idiotic. pranks are fun but this is stupid. >> thoughts? >> you know when you have a -- you have a child. you can imagine. when you get scared, your first reaction is when you realize everything is okay, your

reaction is anger. >> right. >> i wouldn't -- i think the parents -- >> i would have punched that guy. >> exactly. they should have beat him up. >> there are a bunch of parents really ticked off. >> i bet. >> talk about awareness. you're sitting in a park and some kid legitimajilegitimately snatched, there goes another hoax. >> they're not going to get me to react. >> they should be in jail. >> this is kind of a rude trick. >> it's really stupid. they weren't thinking it through. they tried to call the police to give them a heads-up before they did it, police said, sorry, it doesn't work that way. they may be facing charges. what's funny is they were supposed to be doing a psa on id kidnapping. it's a psa on idiocy. imagine if one of tparents had gun? >> then what? >> check out this video.

39-year-old maria teresa shopped at an arizona grocery store, and her 14-month-old baby was in her cadillac escalade in the parking lot, turned off and windows cracked. the temperature inside 124 degrees. meanwhile, another arizona mother sha nisa taylor left her 6 month and 2-year-old alone in a hot car 45 minutes last month while at a job interview. some say go easy on them. andr andrea? remember, these kids depend on moms. you go hard on these moms, penalize them, or do you go easy on them because it might hurt the kids? >> the one story where the woman was in a yob interview is a little bit different. she couldn't get a babysitter. now, it's a dumb decision. very hot out, 124 degrees. but she doesn't have a babysitter. it appears that she's an unwed mother. she just wanted to get a job to provide for her family. i am sympathetic to her. but this is the argument against the feminists that tell you not to get married, against an

administration who say it's okay to be a single mom. this is what single moms go through. this is why when sheryl sandberg says lean in and the only way you can do it is with a good partner, everybody take note. >> bob? >> first of all, i know a little bit about this, it happened before in phoenix. as a matter of fact, a couple of children have died. there is a place you can take kids in phoenix so you can go shopping, go for a job interview. there's no excuse. 124 degrees, another ten minutes those kids would be dead. i think they both made a terrible mistake. >> they should take the kids from the moms. >> they did. >> dana? >> i think it's harder taking kids away from a mom, does it cause more problems later on? but it does seem to me this is criminal neglect. i think they have a case. >> absolutely. >> they have laws. you can't even leave a dog in a car. >> yeah. it's interesting. s shanisa who was applying for a job, she already has a publicist. she has a wave of advocates

defending her. sot moral is leave your kids in hot cars. this will give you a creeps. check out this houston burglar caught on surveillance camera lurking over a toddler sound asleep in his crib. the parents had no idea there was anybody in there. >> i just read about that. i hadn't seen the video until now. that is so horrible. >> i'm sorry. it looked like my house. i had been drinking. i left. >> that is very scary. >> you know, i'm convinced that people need to have, in my opinion, dogs. dogs don't let that stuff happen. >> i want to know, where were the parents when this was taking place? >> he didn't do it. he was quiet. he broke in. he looked at the toddler, spent some time in the room and left. >> why was the toddler there by himself? >> he's sleeping.

>> where are the parents? >> it's the middle of the night. >> oh, they were asleep in their own bedroom? >> yes. >> well, they should have woken up. >> no, bob, they let him in and escorted him to the kid's room. >> it's a scary. >> a parent's worst nightmare. i guess the kid was looking into the camera, mouthing words crazy. >> he might have been scared off by babthe baby. >> it would have been a better segment if the parents would have woken up and found him. >> you want to know something? have a dog or a gun. a dog with a gun. train your dog to shoot. >> they were sleeping, what can they do with a gun? >> train your toddler to shoot. liberal economist paul clubman loves to flap his mouth about income. what's goingi igagging krugman?

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modest events. this is genius. for is there no better way to point out the absurd extremes of inequality than getting paid eight times what other professors get? and no teaching. this is pure performance art. a stroke of masterful self perpetuating employment. like a fireman get paid for arson, a doctor spreading the flu so he can treat it. he creates the problem and arrives on the scene to provide the solution. he's like alcohol. one question, though, will he rage against his own contribution to inequality? a thing that he roundly conde condemns? and what are the professors getting by on 36 gs a year, not a month, will they complain or keep reading chomski, eating-day-old tofu in torn under pants. fact is, krug wins. he knows the only way you can get away with being rich and

call them evil. it excuse your own. it's a great gig and krugman is king. knowing there's a sucker born every minute, he just scored the biggest lollipop ever. >> i think he should be paid more, it dana. >> really? that raises the bar for everybody else so we can all get paid more? >> yes. everybody should be paid more. you should get $100,000 for burping. >> really? >> city university of new york david petraeus, remember he was chased by the students. he said, fine, i'll teach there. i want to teach this honors course and i'll do it for $1. that's integrity and character. >> it is. eric, he doesn't even have to deal with students. >> can i ask you a question? love patch. soul patch. >> they did soul patch. some people call it love patch. i call it offensive. >> you know where they do get paid just to wake up in the morning? saudi arabia. because the mineral rights underneath the country. so krugman is the typical

liberal hypocrite. like bloomberg with guns, you know, i'm against guns except for my guns right here that are protecting me. i'm against income inequality except for my income. my income is cool. if yours is too much it's not cool anymore. liberal hip okay ypocrisyhypocr. i guess maybe he should donate it if he really means it. >> he should donate it to bob. bob, two months he makes more than a professor there for a year or whatever. they must be choking. >> you're also forgetting about the $30,000 three-year travel and research budget and a graduate assistant, $450 a year. here's the problem with this. there is income inequality in america. no doubt about that. and a guy like krugman who makes a living off of writing about it, all he does is hurt the cause. this is the kind of story that lets somebody like eric boling just go off like he just did when fact of the matter is, there is income inequality.

it's unfair. all krugman does is make it worse by doing this. >> andrea, he admitted the deal was generous even. >> what's he supposed to say? he wanted more money. he probably would have taken it if he would have taken more. the school is run by the city of new york but a lot of the money k comes oust state treasurer. if i'm aif new york taxpayer, which i am, i'd be pretty furious about this. to your point,s shouldn't this money go to an actual teacher in the classroom or maybe as part of a scholarship? if anyone isn't needy, it's paul krugman. let's just hope he does more for kuhny than he did for even rnro. he has history of being a consultant, what the left hates, being a big wig consultant for corporate america. this is the two americas that obama created. he talked about two obaamericas

connected and not connected. >> do the students have to pay for their school, or do they -- >> i think it's a very small tuition. >> do you guys want to hear him talk about income inequality? >> no. i think i'll throw up. >> how will he explain this? he will say this is not greed because he cares. as long as you care, correct? isn't that how you get out of it? >> like when they attack the koch brothers for donations to causes, fithe koch brothers are the most generous. i remember being at the lincoln center where the big theater is, all the dances, the ballets, it was donated by the koch brothers. you read the "new york times," such an interesting picture. the "new york times" headlines screaming about how evil the koch brothers are, meanwhile they have donated this money right above it. >> meanwhile, they underwrite every right wing cause.

>> can we just point out what the issue is with the liberal progressive is with income inequality? that the top end strives to make more money. right? that's the issue. paul krugman is doing exactly that. i'm not begrudging krug for making a lot of money. i'm if fine with that. but don't get on your high horse and say what a terrible idea it is to go -- i guarantee his agent negotiated that deal. >> he's also the paul krugman put it in context who said that we should fake an alien invasion to stimulate the economy. why is he put on a ped central -- pedestal in the first place? >> i think he might say he has advocated the rich should pay more taxes and if he makes more money because he's so brilliant he'll pay more taxes. >> he should donate it. >> we could handle all of this with a $20 an hour minimum wage. >> how does that help? >> because it would make a lot of people have a lot more money and more money many the economy. >> and how long would that last?

>> i say 50. >> no. $100 an hour. >> and a car. >> there you go. let's oprahfy it. we've got to go. next, there's nothing the irs won't tax. the agency now wants to go after freebies many of us get at the office.

i do love that song. thank you, joshua. very good. there are a lot of companies across the country that offer free lunch to their employees, especially ones in silicon valley. but to the irss there's no such thing as a free meal. the agency is considering taxing those freebies as well as other perks of the office. now, we don't necessarily get free lunch here. i had a chance to go see google a couple of times. i got to go down here.

it's great. they hire really good people and attract great talent to their company, partly because they have these benefits. they weren't supposed to be taxed but now the irs is going to tax them. >> we have great benefits here. >> i'm not saying -- well, i'm not an employee. >> i have free colon icks whenever i want. massages. >> where does this happen? >> eric, i did come to get your personal masseuse. >> i'm going to have to renegotiate. >> government will tax anything that moves and sometimes that doesn't, i.e., dead people. but it's proof that government doesn't create. it kons 50 skates. it looks at a wildly successful company and doesn't say, what can we learn, they think, what can we take? >> that's interesting. eric, there's a lot of incentives for especially tech companies to get started, you know. government tax credits things like that. but then once you get to be successful that's when they come after you. >> i think -- here's the reality. google makes money. they take some of the money and

offer lunches and nice campuses to their employees. so they're taxed once and then they're taxed again, the employee tax. so double and triple taxation. >> how are they going to decide -- >> i'm pretty sure they'll give them a certain amount but they won't let them hand out and write it all off. >> when i get a job where you get free massages, free shoe shines, free big lunches with celebrity chefs, of course they should be taxed on it. i bet they write it off as -- >> you mean the employees? >> no. the owners of google. >> then who do you think that's going to affect? and how do they decide how much is a turkey sandwich worth? >> well, some gene yak over at the irs will have to figure that out along with taxing us on obamacare. this isn't an old debate. they've been debating this for a long time, whether or not to tax perks. but it doesn't make any sense. i remember having a job where they incentivized me to stay later by paying for dinner so i didn't have to go out and spend

45 minutes getting dinner and they sent a car service home because it was very late at night. but i worked harder and they got more productivity out of me. if they take that a wa, i'm not going to stay late on my own dime. what does this do to the company? then if i decide to quit because i don't get all these perks or i can go somewhere else and get the perks that's turnover. >> it's disincentivizing work. why does this administration constantly have to disincentivize people to bust their butts? >> exxonmobil is one of the biggest companies in the world. they don't give away perks like this. >> it's their choice. >> no. you get a free cup of oil. >> that's good for the digestion. >> tell me about it. it flies right through. >> what a visual that was. next, how a man can tell if a woman just wants him for his money. bachelor bob has some experience apparently. and a list of tips, coming up.

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how do you spot a gold digger? it's a skill a lot of men would like to have. i for one have that skill. a matchmaker in new york city is offering help.

she noticed these trends among some of her female gold digging clients. number one, they're obsessed with dating a successful man and knowing his salary. they don't have a job. they complain about the matchmaker's thousand dollar fee. they make unreasonable demands like they must have a plane. or they ask the wrong questions like, how many homes does the match miker's client have. eric i bet before you were married you were a gold digger's dream. >> i'm not anymore? what happened? >> your old lady would so kill that person. >> that's true. that's true. but what about -- isn't there a web site where they actually make these matches, where the wealthy guy is looking for the gold digger? >> yeah. but that's as a whole different story. sugar daddy.com. i'm aware of that. >> how's the traffic on that site? >> those are not exactly -- >> i for one can -- there's no

gold to dig because i spent it all. you were a gold digger, weren't you? >> i tried to be. very disappointing. >> just because he had an english accent you thought he was rich. >> that's right. but you know what? i got love. >> that's worth more than gold. >> i think there are more men looking for a woman and that the gold digging is actually going the other way. i think women who are more successful and making more money across the board all throughout new york city that it's young men looking for women. >> i think you're right. if this there's one out there worth $1 billion got a plane, right here. >> the biggest gold digger is the government, let's not forget that. you shouldn't get mad at the gold digger. it's the female counter weight to the cad. this is why prostitution is honest work, someone with a financial interest with a sexual interest. seeking status only hurts if you sacrifice your best years with

people who see you as a temporary fix. if you're in your 20s seeking the rich guy who will dumb yp y in your 30s, they'll still be dating guys in their 20s. >> that's accurate. sometimes even when they get a lot older than that it happens. >> i don't buy this woman's expertise. the fact that on her list she says the sign of a gold digger is not paying to hire her. >> that was her weakest point. >> you yourself are not a gold digger being but i bet people come dig gold for you, right? >> i'm sure there's a lot of people who would like to dig my gold. however, to dana's point -- >> i think we lost bob. we'll be right back. >> men finding women with some gold, however, i never admired the gold digger theory. that's all about control. can you control yourself, bob? >> you're the one that came up with the line. >> you set me up.

>> okay. go ahead. >> but i always -- i didn't like the gold digger theory because the woman that eventually marries the guy with the money has to abide by him because it's about control. it's the golden rule. he who has the gold makes the rules. that's why i tried to earn as much as i can. i make the gold. >> let me give this advice. prenup. one more thing is up next. ♪

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it's time for one more thing and i'm going to kick it off. you may have heard of the story on fox news.com where a boy and in a special ed class in pennsylvania was being bullied so he tried to videotape the bullies with his ipad. and he tried to take it to the principal'ses office to show the principal that he in fact was bullied. well, the principal, scott mill bern, decided to call the cops on this special ed student and instead charged the student with some violation of wiretapping law. this is why i want to put his picture up. scott mill bern, principal, you are an idiot. and i'm going to out any idiot principal or educator going forward that pull stuff like this. especially when it comes to bullying and special needs kids. school mill bern, there he is, the brainiac who can't think realistically and make decisions based on reality. >> you know what, fat boy, i'm

going to bully you. one fat boy to another. >> here's the way you can help kids. mrs. barbara bush and her daughter have teamed up with scholastics for the help them read.org campaign. take a look at this commercial. >> it's my favorite book. >> the very hungry caterpillar. >> good night, moon! >> madeline. >> what's your favorite book? >> so mrs. bush and her daughter dora are continuing this legacy that mrs. barbara bush started early on about literacy. here's the great things. scholastic, if you go to help them read.org and vote for her favorite children's book, they will donate a book. you don't have to donate money. just vote for your favorite book. the giving tree is the most popular. >> i love that book. >> not cool is a good option. >> children's books are terrible. they're so stupid. >> there's a really, really good child's book. spied err and the fly.

>> you know which one i like? i like naked lunch. it's a good children's book. >> we won't ask bob about his favorite book selection. >> tonight i'm going to sit in for sean hannity. rand paul be the first 2016 front-runner who will weigh in on the bundy ranch controversy. you might be surprised on what he'll talk about there. it's not a left/right issue. it's a libertarian issue in my opinion. also, al sharpton, kimberly gill foil and a great book a guy wrote about the assassination attempts of all seated u.s. presidents guess which president there was a plot to poison his coffee? what about blow up his cigarette lighter. >> are you asking us? or we have to tune in. >> tease, people. >> i'll be there. i'll be speaking at the nixon library tomorrow. there might be tickets. i'll be talking about my book "not cool."

if you haven't purchased that, you are the devil. also i'm going to see my mother. happy east her, mom. see you in a couple of days. >> living the dream, when people say, how are you doing? don't say living the dream. just say fine. >> i like that one. >> i like that. >> i don't like "living the dream". >> it's overused. >> big day. big announcement for the clinton family. chelsea clinton is pregnant,s and she's due to have a child sometime in the fall. hopefully right around election day. and they couldn't be prouder parents. her mother has made it very clear this is the biggest thing she's wanted in life. for chelsea, congratulations. to her husband, to the clibt clinton family and being a little partisan to all democrats because we can ride this baby for a long time. >> in 2016 she can hold a 2-year-old, her own granddaughter, 2-year-old. >> can we take bets? >> you are so honest, bob.

it's unbelievable. you admit the baby is going to be a prop. >> and 100 bucks says it's a girl. >> i hope so. >> don't forget to set your dvr so you never miss an episode of "the five." see you tomorrow. special report up next. a feisty president obama says democrats should not run from his health care law. republicans should help fix it. and then roman numbers are exceeding expectations. the fiery president told reporters today, this thing is working. this is "special report." >> good evening, i'm brett baier. president obama says democrats should campaign on the success of the health care law in the midterms. the president announced his namesake plan is covering more people at less cost than predicted, 8 million subscribers,