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she donates blood for the free cookies. it is too bad her plasma is riddled withaephids. and she used to work for ronald reagan. fox news national security analyst kt mcfarland. and so why did the kurt cross the road? so he could see it from both sides and then analyze that the grass is the same color of green on each side and that is because it is howard kurt. he is the host of "media buzz dts. and he will kill you with kindness. by the way kindness is the name of his left hand. mike baker, cia operative, the maker of diligence. for all of your moisturizer and handi-wipe needs, think

diligence, the last thing you see is the first thing they reof month. >> a block the lede, that's the first story. greg if you are here, who is helping santa make the toys? >> you know, screw you. donald is gone-ald. sterling has been put in the penalty box. it is day 37 of -- apparently the nba stands for no big -- big big -- bigots allowed. >> i am banning mr. sterling for life from any association with the clippers organization or the nba. as for mr. sterling's ownership interest in the clippers, i will urge the board of governors to exercise its authority to force the

sale of the team and will do everything in my power to ensure that that happens. >> as part of the punishment the sexy racist billionaire must pay $2.5 million as a fine, which is what i make per show. kareem abdul jabar, an athlete is exhausted by the moral outrage. the nba legend, and my racket ball partner says this, if we will all be outraged, let's be outraged that we weren't more outraged when his racism was more evident. let's be outraged that private conversations that people in an intimate relationship are publicly played. let's be outraged that the person who did the betraying will probably get a book deal. and some celebrities defend sterling. >> all of those ideas are really beautiful. >> i was thrilled and surprised. >> for me it is much more personal. i get a kick out of him. i just really love spending time with him. >> you don't have to hate so

much. >> he and i became close friends. >> he is an awesome guy. he is a great guy. i am putting that out there. >> kind and fun. >> he is so generous. >> really, really special. >> it makes me laugh every time. >> and it is untrue. i don't want to get sued. >> i am going to howard since you are the first person -- this is your first time here and that excites me. what do you make of the punishment? >> first of all there are all of these investigative reporters around. how come the gal pal and we know her as v. we can't find out her first name? the reason the nba commissioner had to do this, had to be tough was kareem, magic, shaq, charles barkley and these famous basketball players are going on the air and trashing their league or former league. he had to stop the bleeding. >> the downside to this, and you should cover this on your show, he took what would have been a five-day story and put it into a two-day story.

>> exactly. >> what aim going to do tomorrow? i have to do benghazi. i know it. i will lead with a money -- monologue. kareem points out sterling was discriminating against black and hispanic families for years preventing them from getting housing. it was public record. he finds it weird people are outraged now over a private conversation that he believes should have remained private. do you see what he's saying? >> i see what he is saying. just like those who defend snowden is saying. i don't agree, but there you go. i think sterling has done a service to the nba by making people care about the nba again. i lost interest in the nba a longtime ago. i love college basketball, but i used to be a big nba fan, but i lost interest for some reason. >> what turned you off? >> maybe the lack of effort -- >> are you a racist? >> lack of effort five-6ths of the season and you turn in the last five minutes and you get it all. i think they did the right

thing. the fellow who eds heads the nba who looks like a thin mccar vie ll. >> i was going to say a thick mcgirk. >> weird silver and sterling. >> that is weird. it is strange. almost as strange as you. kt, kareem is still ticked off about this thing. he says a conversation was taped and then leaked to the media. people should be as outraged about that. does he have a point? >> yeah. i have had private conversations leaked to the public. i think actually you commented on it one time. >> he leaked it. >> it is not a very nice feeling. but on the other hand i have to look at this guy and say no fool like an old fool. what are you doing with this woman a quarter of his age? >> can i tell you what he was doing this with woman? do you want me to tell you on

the air are on off the air a? >> it was love. >> was there something else going on here? was it his personality? >> they are talking like a private conversation. >> it is being recorded though. you can play it back later. >> do you think she actually leaked it or -- >> i am more scared of the nsa -- of tmz. >> they get everything. >> are you an expert in this, joanne. are people allowed to be morons? >> they certainly do whatever they want and i support them. this is a private conversation. i wonder if he had publicly said these things what they would have done. they gave him the maximum fine 1k3* banned him for life. jail time? how much farther could they go if he said these things publicly? i think jabar's well-written

piece, it is true. it is the quest for social justice that overshadows the injustice. i don't think this is just going to be done after this. it is going to be the whole media buzz of who will buy the team? and will this girlfriend get her own reality show? >> who is the -- >> we are just going to keep it going. >> the iewn -- the ukrainians are right. i wouldn't be surprised if they call it a hate crime and pursue it. >> who could survive on this table a private tape? >> well, i have. >> are we talking video or audio? >> there are nights when i have been drinking -- there are nights on "red eye". if they went through what i said on this show i would be -- >> if they go through the first year of "red eye"? >> here is the thing. sterling had a long and documented history of being a racist. nobody cared until we get the

see me tape talking about -- talking to the girlfriend and the wife is suing the girlfriend which is a good sub ploat. sub plot. >> they were lawsuits and thens he had to pay out. this was a leaked tape. you. >> it is sexier. >> and with lawsuits you are not allowed to say certain things. >> is he and his girlfriend broken up now? >> i hope not. >> they are working it out. >> by the way, the nba is regarded as a hotbed of homophobe yaw. is that what mark cuban was saying when he said we should be worrying about being recorded? if you recorded the locker rooms, what would you hear a? i would like to know. just the sound. >> we can arrange that. >> yes, you will record anything. >> do they have beef with hale to the chief? as part of a week long asian tour president obama made his

first official visit to the philippines, named after lou diamond philips 1k3* greeted with the theme of "beverly hills cop." >> this racist? >> they were using the new sign. $5,000. a local band hammered out the iconic 80s song as obama and the philippines president walked the red carpet to the palace. >> ♪ >> fan it is a steek. -- fantastic. interesting choice. i don't think it is that funny. we couldn't help but wonder if there was a better song to greet our commander-in-chief

like this. >> ♪ sometimes you wanna go ♪ where everybody knows your name ♪ ♪ and they're always glad you came ♪ >> or perhaps this. ♪ >> i like the other one better. how about this? >> ♪ you take the good, you take the bad ♪ ♪ you take them both and there you have ♪ ♪ the facts of life ♪ the facts of life now you know about the facts of life ♪ >> that was fantastic. i like that one the best. all right, mike x do you think this was racist 1234. >> i was in the philippines for a few years on the new people's army problem. there was a nasty insurgency and we were working with the philippine military trying to

knock it back. they just love their music. they are wonderful people. they are a greashes population -- gracious population. >> that's racist. >> no. >> you are uh -- uh attributing them to being great. >> music is an integral part of their culture. those are local instruments they were playing. >> the point is was this a great come pli meant or -- compliment or were they saying you remind us of eddie murphy? >> that would have been better better -- well, the whole asian trip was a disaster and "beverly hills cop" would have been an improvement. >> what kind of song should they have played instead? >> i'm sure what he would have liked to have was "hale to the chief." >> hard to play with the sticks. >> with wooden chop sticks. >> it sounded nice.

what do you think? >> you choose to make light of this, but this is another serious foreign policy failure by this administration. things are supposed to be orchestrated. >> somebody has to resign. should kerry resign? >> over this, yes. >> i'm glad. now i am angry. he gave me the anger vitamin. >> thoughts on this. >> i wish they would have chosen a better song. i think "jaws" would have been easier. two notes, a little menacing, but it has a happy ending. >> it goes up as he goes down the meet and greet line. >> exactly. if they played this at every dignified event this is their song. and it is they qifl lept of a marching band. it sounds like a pop culture song. i think they did a wonderful

job with their work station. dark dark orchestration. >> i am glad we learned nothing there. teenagers, that's what they are called these days, are getting pregnant enough. teen pregnancy is at a record low and that is bad for the country. the federal government says babies, having babies leads to poverty. but over a long-time frame, that's not true. as a writer notes more people means more economic activity from the birth to the cost of the raising child and the child entering the labor home and she will buy a home and pay taxes and save for retirement and mysterious etc. bottom line, should the

kiddies get preggers or hitting up keggers? we asked a teen's dad. >> china is laughing at us. china is going we would eat those apples, but an american man would crush them with his head. kt is the baby boom the answer to all of our problems? i would like to say yes. >> you are wrong. this study looks at two different things. on one hand teenage pregnancies, all statistics show the single toughest thing for a child is to be raised in a family with a single mother. it leads to higher rates of all of the bad stuff. on the other hand you want a population that grows. if you have a population that grows too quickly which is

what happened in the middle east where 75% of the population is under the age of 30. there are no jobs for people. on the other hand if it doesn't grow quickly enough, which is russia -- keep it up, honey. >> media buzz. >> i see a new show, howie and kt. >> i think it is dopey. >> can we have a ticker tape parade there were fewer teen pregnancies and more or better contraception is producing something good for the country. it takes one of these studies to take it and say this is gad news. >> wouldn't you agree population growth would be better carried out by mothers over the age of 21? >> or immigration. >> whole other can of worms.

>> you had me at sim -- sigh mulant. >> that's your safe word. >> we need more teen pregnancies. i am tired of seeing these moms on tv having kids and you can't do a season with a new cast? there is argument that the mtv teen show is reducing teen pregnancy because people see how miserable they are. >> it is awesome. the dads aren't there. you still get to be independent. it is like a little puppy. >> it is a hairless puppy. >> you have to feed it. >> you don't have to. you can just -- if you are shopping you leave it in the car. you make me sick. >> leave it at home with the toilet seat up and they can get water. >> it is like a puppy. >> my wonderful daughter managed to just now get out of her teen years without being pregnant.

yea for my excellent parenting. she is wonderful. jew -- does your daughter know she is talking about her? >> of course she does. i agree completely with -- this is good news. anything that takes place to reduce the staw statistic is fantastic. this is the number one indicator for future economic problems. i ran out of things to say. >> it is masking the bigger issue which is married couples or people are getting married later. >> but there is a second issue which is a high and increasingly record nob of births to single mothers. to the point in some communities the majority are single mothers and that does not go over well for the future. >> i would like to start a chain of restaurants called

single moms. it would moms waiting on you and it would keep them busy. >> but you have to watch their kid. >> babysitters go there to eat. >> i think we solved the problem there. >> coming up, are chickens mindless imirdz or tool -- birds or tools of say tan. but first, why is this restaurant seating patients? who is writing these teases? with giant stuffed animals that beats sitting with german tourists. xékyk

is phys ed all but dead? to pe or not to pe? that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center from corpus christi, texas. i would like to thank the students here at corpus christi high school for their generous invitation to sleep at their gym and i will be taking it up as soon as certain demands are met. half of our nation's schools have gym class with the average budget a meager $750 per school. that's less than joanne makes men spend on a date. yes, gone are the days of the rope climb giving burning to your inner thighs, michael. but we can change that. a bill is pending and it can

make health and phys ed classes and rely on federal funding. investing education dollars in pe will save us money in the long run as a we battle the rave veges of diabetes other obesity-related diseases. always blame the fat people. and what is the best way to make kids run more? fire dodge ball. >> other countries are so strange. don't they realize you don't do it on a dry field? you do that indoors, kt. the u.s. is ranked low in math and science, but number one in the olympics. seems we have our priorities backwards. screw pe, more math and

science. i answered the question i ask you. >> what am i here, a poted plant? come on, physical is not just 3w* physical activity and physical fitness. it is about sports man ship and learning how to win and lose and be part of a team. the whole thing where everyone wins -- >> how to snap a towel. >> well, maybe in your physical experience. >> in obama's america. >> i think it is important to have science and math for sure, but it is important to learn team sports, competitiveness. winners and losers. did you always win? >> no, no, no, no. i volunteered a lot to work in the locker room. >> the equipment manager. >> i was the equipment manager. >> and how to snap the towels. >> a lot of assisting in the showering. i volunteered until they ushered me out at 37.

>> here comes the soap guy. >> you used it to pick on dweebs. what is your take on the return of pe? >> you need phys ed in school. it is tough to get it in the middle school and high school because the kids start moving off in different directions and they have the athletic teams. you get those kids that are focused. they have outlets. >> they are called the jocks. >> are you a fine man too. elementary school it is really, really important. they have a phys ed program, and it is a serious thing. they have the robes and everything. if you don't grow up as a kid of the fear the first time you have to climb that rope, then we have lost something in america.

>> fear i believe. i had a teacher and he was always belching. i was going to go to you last, but i didn't want to bring up memelies of school. memories of school. kids are fat and they lose weight. >> you know what my kids spend too much time doing? looking at screens like this. i said the sun is shining. go out and play with a ball. i think the decline of pe has caught up with we can't have damage ball because their fragile ego. and the legalities of taking the monkey bars down. the whole point is to learn your lesson. >> and then you will never exercise again. >> i don't know if we need the heavy hand. you need some exercise when you are in between these stree and math. history and math. >> there has to be a risk of

pain when you are having fun. is this a problem for schools or parents? >> both. i think we definitely need to make sure it is back in schools. michelle has her hands all in there with nutrition and heiled hood obesity. they got rid of the president's challenged and why not bring those back to schools with his wife involved in children's health? we definitely need it and the square dancing. did anybody else square dance? >> i remember fifth grade. >> it is a party trick that will always come in handy. >> do you know how to square dance? >> yes. >> we should do-si-do. >> that was an interesting move. that is amazing. dodge ball was great. you incorporated hitting people which people love to do. >> it teaches so mop more than

get -- so much more than get out and run around the track. it is learning to work together and learning to fail. we are hovering over our kids at their practice. we don't let them go out there and fail on their own. >> it is a nation of wimps. >> it is my time of the month. you know those girlings who are -- girls who say -- >> what kind of education doesn't include spending time in a smelly locker room. >> i don't want to be in a country where i can't be in a smelly locker room. our problem is culture. coming up, the c block. tonight's c block is sponsored by television. electronic devices that allow me to enter into your house without getting arrested. thanks television. no problem, greg. glad you continue have to neck through the win do -- window.

>> how do you make somebody fall in love with you? you look him in the eye. isn't he dreamy?

it must be lame as banks take aim. google glass is slowly destroying our lives one dinner at a time. the first bank, an actual bank, is the latest to have

this clever, surprising commercial. >> who wants more peas? >> go away. >> daddy hates pop up ads. >> go away. >> # dinner time. >> scroll forward. >> selfie. >> scroll forward. >> delete selfie. >> go away. >> post photo. >> go up. go forward. >> the first bank mobile app. technology has never been so easy. >> only white people in that ad. howie, i like this commercial because it shows like how far the separation technology will take to humanity. will this be awful or incredibly awful? >> i have actually tried on google glass for a television segment. it is cool and seriously creepy because people don't know from you looking at them or recording them. it is a logical extension of

everybody listening to the ipod and looking at the screen. i don't think google glass will ruin america because nobody is buying these things. have you seen anybody walking down the street? >> can you buy them yet? >> it is by invitation only so you should definitely not get one. >> were you invited? >> no. andy levy was. it is only beta males with cats. here is my theory. all of the technology will be put in your head. you will walk around with google glass. that's my theory. >> that's so lame. i think google dwhras -- glass, what is the single biggest statistic? everybody will be with their google glass. i think it is worth 10iq points. it is so much better than that. you said your kids are just

looking at the screen and nobody is talking to everybody else. that's normal american dinner. google glass, big improvement. >> two iq points in my home. >> he has always been a lot smarter. >> you throw your kids into the woods and say catch a deer. eat it raw. if you can catch something and eat it, it is 10iq points. >> have to know where your food is coming from. >> would you be happy with this in your home? >> absolutely not. it sounds like a dr. suess thing, google glass. anything you can do to encourage the kids to get to get engaged in this board of life. the google glass thing is miserable. we have a -- what do they call it?

the tablet for the kik. my wife would send me out for a couple of things. >> you are a control freak. >> you dominate what your kids do on-line. >> you have never met me before? >> i am a control freak. you i'm sorry. >> i suddenly realize i am suddenly for google glass because i feel old saying i am not for it. joanne, you like anything in a glass. >> i do. we are all missing the point of this commercial. they are promoting an app for a phone which you have to go like this at the dinner table to use. we need to fore go all of the technologies. my father doesn't even have a debit card. he goes into the bank to talk with the teller and now they have free coffees.

it is free. why not? >> go to costco at lunchtime a and you can have a meal. >> we learn a lot from our parents. >> in my bank it is lollipops for the people. all right i love this topic. i identify with it. party of one, more like party of fun. a restaurant in tokyo, they have them there. i don't know why you think they don't. there are large stuffed animals that keep them company. the cafe is a thyme-based restaurant based on finish picture books about a family of hippopotamus-like creatures, but you knew that. the pals have been around for years, apparently, but only recently caught the internet's attention thanks to twitter.

twitter is a social networking site. >> a lot of people don't know. >> kt you traveled all over the world or so you claim. no proof of that. do you think the idea will catch on? >> not in afghanistan. the other thing is does the hippopotamus order a meal? are you stuck thinking you are having the meal by yourself and a cute stuffed animals or a weird stuffed animal -- >> it is a way to raise revenue. >> with my luck they will just nip bell on a salad. >> where do you find these topics? does it take a whole research team? >> this is "red eye." you are looking at the research team. i will admit i have sat next to stuffed animals, but they belonged to my young kids. >> that big? >> i would rather stay home and heat up a three-month-old

pizza than sitting next to cookie monster. >> you have to be really lonely. as a bachelor -- here is the best way to describe the bachelor. it is eating at the bar. you eat at the bar and there is a reflection of your beautiful, sad face. >> the clippers. no this is -- god bless tokyo for coming up with yet another crazed idea. i don't get that. they have a pretty wide parameters for liking the children's books. the mooman thing is not catching fire. >> i am tragically unem prissed. unimpressed. >> i have to ask joanne a question, but if you want to talk more about your

children -- i think you have made your children less interesting the more you talk about them. joanne, you drink your boxed wine almost every night. have you ever considered spicing it up? >> i am alone, but not lonely or self-conscious like this front front -- restaurant thengs their diners are. you leave that suit open until a nice gentleman or lady wants to come by and join you. >> this is ruining the pick up scene? >> yes. do you think people are talked to the stuffed animals? >> no. >> it depends on how many cocktails they have had. >> that's true. that's nice to know that you go and eat alone hoping someone will join you. >> sometimes i want to take myself out. i deserve a nice meal. i am not going to wait for a man to buy it for me. if he wants to pick up the tab he is more than welcome to.

>> what are you doing later? >> i'm busy. i just want to be uh -- alone. >> you know what is interesting? the eating maze. if you ever walk down 6th avenue there are tourists and alone. if you ever see a person's face when they are eating and it is like the face of a corpse. all of the muscles go dead except for their mouth. this whole part of their body is dead except this part and they are like this -- >> you do think it is botox? >> no what happens is you turn off all of this stuff. you haven't eaten for four hours. >> your face is -- and it is like all of them along the line. you could see it. >> we have to take a break. more delightful sorries. amazon.com. it is doing smashing. autographed coffee. look at these young girls.

why are they so cool? because my face. you can get that at g gutfeld.com if you like.

how do you get someone to fall for you? i trip them into my secret activity pit and they fall in and never get out and never leave me. researchers found 11 common factor when's talking to people about how they felt in love among them. geographic proximity, physical and emotional arousal and approval of people in the circle and mystery in the situation or person and a weird crease above your nose. kt, what do you think of these variables? >> who pays for this study? >> we do, the american people. >> another reason we should cut government spending.

>> this self-help stuff labored it and said it is better to live people near you than 3,000 miles away. >> however that has changed. it is internet dating. people are hitting on other people thousands of miles away. >> i would be surprised if that is one of the things in society. you have the internet thing going and that seems like a strange one. i will agree with kt, that yet again here we are talking about a completely obvious study. >> that was more of a jab at my story picks. >> yeah, it was. >> you know what was interesting about it -- >> oh first it was stupid and now it is interesting. >> if you look at the on-line dating sites they are asking the same kind of questions.

>> everybody wants the same thing and that is a little greg in their life. >> most of the pictures are distorted. >> do you speak from personal experience? >> for this segment i extensively researched. >> and make sure the person is aroused. >> i like that voice he went to, the arousal voice. >> i remember that voice. i am going to match it. >> anne, you were crying when you read the story. that's why i decided to use it in the show. wealth was not listed. >> it wasn't. it is very important. i get how geographic proximity, that would almost -- you would see the wealth same as looking good. people spend money on their appearance which is why i hang out at brooks brothers store and wander around.

in the bris section dism -- in the little boys section. this is a lot of work. you have to leave your apartment. you actually have to go places to meet people. they are obviously not fans of the on-line behaving. >> he had the billionaire way of doing it. >> you can buy love. >> you can rent love. >> do you know where the number one place is to meet a partner? >> keep talking. this is getting good. >> no i am asking you. do you know where the place. >> seriously i am done with that. i'm good. coming up, the scorpions' drummer is jailed in due by. i -- in dubai. never thought i would say that.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." look who we have. he is sober, and brian bishop. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> that it is, my friends.

the drummer for the great band scorpions has been sentenced to a month behind bars in dubai toward offensive behavior. he was told to inislam and flipping the bird and under the influence of airport. he denies the other charges. baker would you go in and get the guy out? >> the scorpions are on tour right now. you need to get jimmy back there. i was worried about this guy. >> i am too. howard he is what bugs me. he is in jail for offending religion. fans boycott certain events. they will play in countries that will -- you go to jail for defending islam. >> this is not a commentary on his musical abilities. if you are in dubai and take out the middle trippinger, not

a pro move he is lucky he got off with a fine and 40 lashes. >> are you accusing me. >> are you defending the jihadists. clear the airspace. >> flipping the bird in the middle east is a different symbol. >> what does it mean? >> you go like that. >> it is not like throwing a shoe? >> have you ever been in the duabai airport? that's right, i had the veil. >> i was under the impression you could drink there if you pay the right money or stay at the right places. >> stay he right places. >> do you think they are just big fans of the corp yens and want them to stick around? >> i think they didn't know that he was in the band, the scorpions. you the scorpion is used a

lot. it is a symbol of evil, but fighting evil. i think if they had known they may have respected him. >> look at you and your research. >> i had a lot of plans. >> the hipo was not talking and taking up anything. >> i don't know. how can you imagine -- i don't know how you deal with countries who tell you insulting their religion. that eggs me on to say something awful to them. >> # free the scorpion. >> exactly. >> apparently he was transferring in the airport? but he was there at the airport. >> he was drinking at the airport. >> in my ad, as soon as the plane clears out, off come the gear and outcomes the boonsboro. we are all good.

again, i think -- did i insult anybody? >> no, i have to go. the show is running out of time. it was a delightful show. hope you enjoyed it as much ace did. that does it for me. see you next time.

incredible. don't blame the airline. they are just more honest. hello, i'm andrea tantaros, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." well, nba has made a decision on l.a. clippers owner donald sterling, the verdict banned for life. >> effective immediately, i am banning mr. sterling for life from any association with the clippers' organization or the nba. i am also fining mr. sterling $2.5 million, the maximum amount allowed under the nba