and i have a joint poll question. go and vote on our joint poll question. up next, "the tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." is donkey polo the sport of the future? brand-new evidence suggests these beasts may be some of the world's greatest athletes. plus, does the vice president think olive garden should start charging for unlimited bread sticks? >> for 25 years it has been free. it is long pastime, and it can be done. i'm serious. >> and finally is lou daabs pound for pound the best reporter in the business? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> now let's welcome our guests.

she always wins at the game of life. the actual game not to be confused with life itself. she has very, very sad issue. waive, joanne. and he rlways loses at the game of life. he sucks is what i am saying. it is tv's andy levy. and when you ask who's line is it anyway? he says it is his and then snorts it. he will be doing a live pod cast at the bell house in brooklyn on saturday. i'm going. it is just uh cruet is bridge -- across the bridge for me. and a mild man erred news anchor by day and playboy by night, lou daabs and author of the book up-evil. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. did you buy that shirt on sale, greg because at my house it would be 100% off. >> well thank you. while he gets scorned she is

offered porn. it is day square root of negative 1 of -- tmv is reporting that sterling's girlfriend, v, named after the 1980 mini series has been offered to make a film with some of the most endowed black men in the history. they have given her 24 hours to respond. turtle rock studios has fired an employee after he tweeted out support for the wrinkly racist billionaire, sterling. josh olin, a community manager, wrote, here is an unpopular opinion. sterling has the right to be a bigot in his own home. she a victim. the comments made by the former community manager stand in stark contrast to our values at the game development

studio. they do have values. we sincerely apologize for his remarks and in no way endorse or support those views. still, amazing. some celebrities say their friend, donald sterling is misunderstood and they continue to support him. >> i continue to be amazed by the critical response which is wonderful. >> he makes you swoon. you can't help it. so handsome. >> such a good dude and so awesome. >> he was specific. he had to be. he had no time or energy and was busy and tired and both at the same time. i really enjoyed it. >> i was surprised at some of the funny -- how fun intoe it it was. and heart felt and touching. i like that. >> he is really sweet and a really funny guy. so i'm happy for him and hope he does more, more, more. >> it is amazing. it is like they are talking about a different person entirely.

>> i want to talk about this guy -- the guy tweets, right? he tweets -- to me i felt like his opinion fell into the range of kind of normal discourse he was basically saying i sympathize for this guy who got nailed on a private conversation. he got canned. is that right? >> i'm not sure what your question is, greg, as always. it was vague and hard to follow. the company is called turtle rock, is it not? >> yes. >> if you work for a rep till yen-named company you can say anything you want about reptiles. donald sterling is one of the cheap reptiles in the united states. he lays eggs in alet resack. in a leathery sack. people just don't understand the species they are dealing with. >> i never thought about it that way, but turtle rock has every right to. did they fire the guy out of principal because it didn't reflect his values or fear because they were afraid he would get in trouble? >> i think it was the corporation.

first it went to the highest principals and made all of their judgments on values. they wouldn't want to be considered to be a part of some sort of heard and neanderthal reflex or mob insisting on orthodox and beyond its comprehension. >> i am going to read upheaval. >> i'm pretty sure that it was out of fear. >> it was. this social pressure we are seeing now, we can't have bad opinions anymore. are we going to self-sensor and say nothing awful at all? it will come out in different areas like we will be exploding in violence like that movie we were talking about the other day i can't remember. >> have i no idea what you mean. i am afraid to answer the question. >> the tweet was ill advised because of the second sentence where he said sterling is a victim. the point he was making, it was a valid one.

i just don't think it lends itself to being expressed in 140 characters and that's where he screwed up. what he meant was he was a victim of illegal wiretapping resulting in life altering breech of privacy. he may be wrong about the wiretapping. she says he -- the fact he makes about the privacy is hard be beyond the pale of rational discussion. i don't really see anything wrong with that. the company statement i think is stupid. they say we sincerely apologize for his remark as and in no way endorse and support these views. so they don't support the view that someone has the right to express stupid opinions in the privacy of their own home? >> but at the same time, they are a private business so they can fire you. >> they have every right to do what they want. >> and they are a gaming company so people are using their product with no pants on with a pizza box. i wouldn't get huffy. >> when they talk about reflecting their values -- >> what values? >> exactly. their value to be sweaty and

pass out. >> games have values. >> joanne, you are a girl, or you claim to be. have you been a supporter since day one. you have a cardboard cutout. >> hear he needs a new mistress. i might just be typing up a resume at my desk. >> he has a few years left. >> the problem is you have a whole first name instead of a letter. >> i may need to change that part. she is going to do great. can we talk about that a? >> sure. >> you want to talk about the porn career? >> i think it is interesting they said well endowed black men. what about the ones who aren't? i think that's not fair and i don't think it reflects the values of the porn industry. they like to show everything because there is something for everybody. >> that's true. >> and i think she is going to

deny them the video. >> in a weird way they were being racist. you completely opened my eyes. >> you're welcome. >> you should say you're welcome, america. >> i don't know. lou, you look like you are going to throw up. >> no, i am just stunned to learn how low my own personal values are as we examine how lofty the other ones are for gaming companies. i am feeling a little embarrassed. >> don't be. the next story will pep you up. ♪ i wanna pep you up >> is he too fat to make cities go splat? it is year 60 of -- >> well, godzilla, if that's his real name, return tots big screen in two weeks, and some

japanese fans are worried the creature packed on the pounds. one man says it is fat from the next downward and massive at the bottom. i have heard that before. others blame america. they say it has done a super size me. and then it is true that you gain weight in america. it is a calorie monster. godzilla itself addressed the issue at a press conference earlier today. >> he would say that though. should godville -- godzilla be leaner? has it been americanized? >> god is american. therefore god is fat, and therefore godzilla is fat.

that's how that works. i would like everybody to take notice that we may be the first generation that is forced to fight godzilla in our lifetime. when a caterpillar swims across the trans america and then bursts forward and the only thing that can control its movements are two japanese girls we will know how serious the situation is. >> i pray for that day. frankly our crisis is boring. we need something to unite this world. >> you remember the words of mothra, when mothra went -- that's your future. >> that's the best impression ever. one more time. >> that's pretty dog gone good. >> lou, is it a good symbol for america? a fast monster? did you ever think you would be asked these questions?

>> i am just trying to give them the thoughts they deserve. no i think is the answer. >> concise. >> godzilla is big business. that's what i'm thinking. do we care about the japanese? basically this is for us. >> that's correct as is just about everything. >> you didn't think there would be a follow-up question. >> i am praying there won't be a follow-up question. the truth is you are, as always, absolutely right. >> that's good. we were talking about god -- godzilla and you thought it was a monkey. >> really? >> yes. >> really? >> everyone knows i was born yesterday and i don't know much and i don't pretend to. i think they are just jealous that we are bigger and better.

quit shaming the bottom heavy lizard thing. >> and with some contouring through the make up department and the costuming from wardrobe we can solve this. >> i don't like that idea. that's what magazines do to women. why must we try and air brush the natural curves of a monster? >> because the japanese consumer wants it. >> maybe we should tell them to grow up. i think i proved that point. >> devastating. >> it was. you love a good, fat lizard. >> who doesn't? did you say love or have? >> you go to the truck stops. >> i am not going to let fat shaming get in the way of me seeing the movie. i have my ticket to see godzilla .

first of all, they don't make spanks in this -- spanx in this size. he is 350 feet tall in this movie which is the tallest godzilla ever. are we really going to argue over a few pounds here and there for a creature 350 feet tall. >> it is not important how godzilla or -- how do you say it? >> godzilla. >> how he looks or she looks for that matter. it is how it sounds. it always will have that amazing sound. can we play that sound again? i love that sound. >> that just gives me chills. >> that's the original sound. >> it is. they keep evolving it and it is never as good as that. >> the one from matthew broderick, that wasn't scary. >> no, it wasn't. >> other than i paid money. >> more people died -- well never mind. >> died of boredom.

>> i walked and i was on an airplane. should they grab the pole to get out of a hole? following the big of knox they want to strip or sell their sweet body for tuition. knox is headlining a strip club in queens, new york. a manager says he has been flooded with applicants eager to payoff costs. a columbian student penned a tell all in the school paper about his awesome life as an escort. one woman paid him $15,000 to sun bathe with her in tuscany and the other just wanted his company at a justin bieber concert she attended with her daughters. she said, quote, i remind middle aged women of the popular guy in high school. because the popular guy is a straight male hustler? i believe we have video of him picking up his date.

you know the music makes that. he was kind of cool, but then the music brought it. >> did you notice no one was on the street watching? >> he gets up very early to do that. he doesn't want his animal spooked. >> rut businessman here. if they are -- you are the businessman here. i don't believe this is an actual trend. i think it is one of those stories an editor comes up with. there is a woman doing porn in college. let's create an entire story, but there is nobody. >> in the space of a month? >> the thing as a business person, a business journalist of some standing -- well experience. >> you were. until this show.

>> i remember college and mostly they are worrying about a free transaction as it were let alone being paid for it. there is some practice required for professional status. i hope everybody has that. i may be dating myself. >> i dated myself a lot in college. >> who else is going to date you, greg 1234. >> do you think this is a real trend or a made up story to sell papers? >> nothing is made up that i have ever seen on the news. to me everything is the truth. >> i remember when i was in college i was in a group of escorts called the young, respectable men of the night. we did our rounds and we had bags of candy. we said you feel good, let me rub you. it was a sliding scale. i remember when we had intercourse with random scandinavians in a hostile. those were the days.

they had to be random. >> iceland, denmark, it didn't matter. as long as you couldn't understand when they said no. >> terrible. forget i heard that. joe app, you helped -- joanne, you helped pay for college by holding up gas stations. does the ends justify the means? >> i was a tour guide and made $10 an hour. i assume doing porn and being an escort pays more. and you don't have to wear a porch choe and walk backwards. >> where were you a tour guide? >> ryder university. >> there are tours of the university and they made you walk backward a? >> our school didn't. we walked with the group. >> did you have to old up an umbrella? >> my voice was booming. i love they are doing this. you do what you want to do. i don't care. stop bragging about it and flailing it in my face. can you be a closeted

entrepreneur. i get you are liberated and a free woman and taking care of business. just why are you telling me about it. >> you don't need to hear about it. andy, you mentor college women. how would you advise a student considering an immoral side job. >> i blame this on social media, spring break and the legalization of pot. >> what about video games? >> probably video games and rap music. a lot of rap music. >> as a feminist i support their rights to do what they want. let me tell you why i don't buy the columbia escort story. he said if i can get $15,000 to spend on a beach in tuscany instead of new york i will do it. the average temperature in tuscany is 44 degrees. he is not lounging on the beach. he made that up.

if he made that up he probably made up the whole thing. >> a successful male escort is not a straight escort. that's not how it works. you are in your 20s. you are still looking good and it is with gay men. women don't have to pay for it. >> i want my money back. >> something, something, something, porn. why did chase bank close the account of porn stars? probably not enough deposits and too many withdrawals. i didn't think it would work either.

all right, were accounts shut because they work in smut? jc morgan chase cut ties with porn stars and didn't tell them why. which makes us wonder -- >> is this real?

>> wow. >> apparently. teegan presley seen here minus the penetration, was a chase customer for years. she used her bank card to buy groceries -- what's wrong? >> we have to stop letting lou write these stories. >> she used her bank card to buy groceries used -- and buy gymnastics for her little ones. they said, though we want to let you know it will be closing may 11th, 2014. please accept our apologies. the letter doesn't explain why, but presley said chase told me i was an infamous figure in the adult business and that's the reason they closed it. many other adult stars were numbered by chase. stormy daniels, her real name, wrote they did it to me a few years ago. they did it to chanel preston and kieran lee a couple weeks ago. clearly this is a scandal that goes straight to the top, ie,

lou daabs. one cable news host had trouble with the magnitude of the story. >> comes in and apologizes and confesses ignorance. >> congressman ryan never apologized. >> i don't know what happened there. it is so cute. >> it is like a cat with a hair ball. >> so there is a speculation. there is a weird story and should we do it or not? there is a department of justice investigation called operation choke point. have you heard this? >> no. they approach banks asking to deny access for those breaking the law. could this be part of that effort or is this a random thing? >> it sounds like it could be. based on the video we just witnessed it could be a very good choice for an operative

title. i have to say there are limits to my knowledge and you just hit them. >> you work for fbn. this is about banks. >> i understand. and i want to say banks are really good. >> way to go out on a limb there. >> all right, chase has declined comment on the story. again to your point means it has to be true, right? >> absolutely. when would a bank lie? >> does that mean the porn stars get a bailout? >> that would be uh -- amazing. >> if they can get all of the money from the government, ie us, why not bail them out. first of all if your name is stormy, it is a tough road. >> it is a tough road. >> it was originally my name, but i went back. >> how did you announce it. >> you kept proops.

>> of course. why would you discard that jewel of a name. it is like daabs. proopts and daabs. >> fighting crime, tuesday. >> or a surgical technique. we are doing a proops and daabs. joanne, this is crazy to me. is it random that there are girls in an age range where perhaps they are not that -- they don't pay uh tippings to finances, but a lot of people get their accounts closed because maybe they over -- you can't even think of an example. >> it doesn't happen that often they send you credit cards you didn't apply for. they want the money in there. it is weird to me they would be saying no to these people. i think it may be a targeted thing. that said, banks are great for

porn stars. there are a lot of fall lick things. there are lollipops and pens and cameras. >> chairs. >> where are they? >> they get to keep their money. the bank isn't threatened. >> they look at the cup and it is like the grand canyon. >> i suppose the good people at chase never look at porn. how would they know if they were porn stars? >> beats me. i don't know. if operation choke point is really scary. it is not the department of justice telling people to go after the legal activities. it is people involved in legal activities that the government decided it doesn't like. like selling ammunition and pay day loan centers and places that can legally sell drugs.

this cannot be legal. i don't see how they can tell people to shutdown accounts because they don't like the legal job they are doing. >> i think it is real. >> i think it is totally real. >> if it is real it is illegal. >> they are already doing it. they are doing it with people who sell am ammunition legally and pay day lenders. they decided they don't like the pay day lenders. they are already doing this. the government is saying we don't like the legal activities. banks need to close their accounts. the other thing i do think is i think a porn star needs to take the name and make a movie called chase bank suc cz. that would be good revenge. >> i got screwed by chase bank. >> just leave chase bank sucks. it was good. >> i wanted to give dolly parton a wonder bra.

>> can i assert again that banks are good? >> banks are not good. >> banks are awful, evil. >> >> put your money under your mattress where it belongs, america. >> the c block is sponsored by sensorship. [bleep] thanks, sensorship. but first. have you seen the new miley cyrus video? if you look closely you can see her dad's achy breaky heart.

she can't stop losing her tom. miley cyrus, her real name, has released a video of her dancing around for two minutes nearly naked. the bondage-themed short film plays before she takes the stage on tour and features the 21-year-old with black tape on her nipples, revealing under wear and oil all over her chest. reminds me of last christmas. roll tape, tape rollers. >> ♪.

>> well that is whatever that is. anyway, disgusting. miley's video caught the you a tension of lou daabs who asked to review it on our show. roll graphic person who rolls graphic. >> all new review. all new review. >> he's not doing it. lou, lowry view. >> we actually made that in the 1950s and we were waiting for somebody named lou who could rye view something. >> who would be worthy? >> that voice would be with me forever. >> it seems that she is running out of things to do. >> she started striping and she doesn't know what to do next. >> she doesn't know what to

do. she does this thing and i think we have to clear this up. it was at the insistence of the topped for y'all executives at "red eye." >> all of this for the split screen. >> it is incredible. >> which i am going to have to explain at some point. >> i watched it carefully expri to say it is not fair. she is a child and she is very sick and has had to can sell concerts. but i always do what i am told and therefore this is my review. in all her near nakedness i said adorned with the black tape of sizes, shapes and lengths i come to one conclusion. this is an effort by her and quinten jones, her collaborator, some of this is deep for part of the audience. i think this is a cry for help on behalf of president obama to approve the keystone pipeline.

i would suggest she figure out to do with the tongue. what she is doing with it now it not working. if this isy rot tau caw in this --y -- erotica in this it is behind the tape. it is artistic in some strange way, but i think it misses, just misses. i am lou. thank you very much. >> have i to say that was one of the best reviews. well done. >> america's sweetheart on america's sweetheart. >> thank you, thank you. >> greg -- >> don't make me follow that. >> what can you say other than -- i don't know. i don't find that attractive. she looks to me like a 13-year-old boy rolling around

a in the mud. >> what about our discussion before the show? >> that was before the therapy. >> my understanding is the video is in black and white. >> so therefore it is art. if it was color there would be another video. it is black and white and it is art. >> it is almost a french movie. there was the spreading thing with the -- >> oil. >> is that what it was? >> i think it was motor oil. what is that? nutella. >> and then giant big bird lashes at one point. i give it a two. i can't dance. >> it reminded me of breathless. >> there is not enough drugs to make it okay. it is like watching a robin thicke video.

>> i think she has nothing else to do like we were saying. there is no clothes. there is no more you can take off. i think a banana suit is next or monkey suit. you have to do the complete opposite. >> perhaps she should dress as a giant lizard. a shapely lizard. >> maybe she already has. >> is there something you want them to see when you take your teens to a miley cyrus concert in your van? >> i don't have much to say about this video which is odd. i do mentor teen women is do not make videos like this unless you think it is empowering you in which you should make them. it is about you feeling empowered. >> empower meant and without

it how do we get to see them naked? that's the only way. >> it is not about us seeing them naked. it is them being empowered by being naked. >> by the way, the song is terrible. >> i like the sounds of the instruments, but they were in the wrong order. >> i am saying i thought the sound wag interesting, but they weren't in any order. >> take some an tau his staw mens. anti-hisantihistamine. >> we have to take a break. we have more stuff. not cool. exploding like a plan a net of beautifulfulness. am plaw swron -- amazon.com. and there they are modeling

again. if you want to buy a hoodie. you can buy it there.

>> big finale. >> they are turning tricks. >> the dc police is planning to broadcast a prostitution sting live on twitter. that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" do beat center. debate center. >> brand-new. welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate, live in the" red eye" debate center. >> all right, sit, sit.

oh come on. prince george's county's police department says photos of suspects and information will be tweeted with a # sorry, not sorry. and bieber forever. one advocacy group says it could put 6 workers -- sex workers workers in danger. they say john rtz target. a press release says we are using this progressive tack tiff to -- tactic to warn that this type of criminal behavior is not welcome. >> where is prince george county? >> that's dc, right? >> dc. >> everything is fair in love. i think they should live tweet sting. if we are doing sting let's get to the most oppressive sting at all, the one who named his group the police.

rock and roll is supposed to be fun and exciting and riding a motorcycle. when you call your group the police are you bumming me out. >> and then when he left it was more depressing. >> on his own, i don't dig it. >> he should leave his hookers are not let alone is dc. >> from you part of the power you wouldn't be in the sting. if you are an afternoon joe looking for action, boom, lou, boom. thank you, thank you. men need -- i believe men need this outlet or they will resort to more desperate acts like hitting on women who don't want to be with them. at least as a prostitute everyone has a chance. >> this is a caw that -- cathartic experience.

when you see that nature to the enterprise it is up lifting. it tells you things are working in america. >> joanne, do you think this campaign will be effective? >> no. this is a terrible idea. it is because how we work with technology. everybody who gets their smug thought -- their mug shot taken. can i just take a selfie? and police know -- the nypd just recently had their whole on-line campaign with the # -- with the hash tag for people to up load. that was for promoting the police. now people are just going to be adding to this # -- to this hash tag and horrible things will go on there. jay that's a good point. they will be hijacked by pranksters. this could be a boom for

people in other areas like if they do -- if they are concentrating in prince george i can go to arlington. >> what is the cops know that and they claim it is in that county. . >> the police say it is a no filter hash tag. >> they are claiming this is about telling people this type of criminal behavior is not welcome. the cops are not tweeting bank fraud arrest. they want to make a point that they don't like prostitution. they said they would tweet pictures of the guys. snob of none of -- none of those guys have been convicted of anything. >> i hear cops screw up and

now you have people who might be innocent. >> it ruins their lives. >> if you have to go home and see your wife then you have your face tweeted. >> it happened to me many, many times. i was just driving home and i lost my belt. you know i had that rash so i had a little scratching. the police officer happened to pull me over. it was completely unfair. >> well, i was having circulatory issues. >> i don't think this is a debate and more of a monologue. >> i'm sorry i said that. it cannot be cut out of the show. can i be put on "the five." >> you are an awful man. >> he is awful. do you have a comment on the

show? >> i do -- oh, i see. e-mail "red eye at fox news.com. have an animal of your video? wow. >> this is what happens. friday. saturday. wherever i am. do you have video of your animals doing something? don't know what the arrow is pointing at. click on submit a video and we meet use. it coming up, the perils of tough mudder competition. that's a tease.

for the millionth time. joanne will be on fox and friends on sunday at 7:00 a.m. eastern. so wake up early and watch her with her little happened movements. hand movements. a new "red eye" returns on monday. we will have john bolton and dana perino. you remember her. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> all right. i just can't believe we are ending on this one. >> if the race is muddy their stool will be -- >> thank you for not saying it. >> obstacle race participants are unintentionally eating

animal feces as they drag themselves through muddy obstacle courses. the result? a feverish week of painful diarrhea. this is actually a major story. according to the "washington post," a newspaper, so it is not my fault. 22 participants in a 2012 tough mudder competition knew this agony well a ever they were infected with a bacteria found in pig poop. the good news is it tasted delicious. i don't know, lou. you are an avid fan of obstacle courses. >> absolutey. >> i love you play along even though you are going why? i could be home in a car. >> i gave up why. >> when the show began. >> i love everything on this show.

>> will this keep you from obstacle courses? >> this among the things that will prevent me from running obstacle courses and you have done a great public service. you have saved one life. >> they are not pooing him, they are louing him. >> where did that come from? >> i don't know. i am writing a story called everybody proops. >> i guess we are now scraping the bottom of the barrel. >> i love how you want us to drop that and then you hit it again. >> this is a twenty 12 story and we are picking it up now to close the show with on a major network? >> is it 2012? >> the race happened in 2012, but the news came out now. >> what happened in the last year and a half? >> you don't want to know. the thing about stomach terrible is you feel feel

better, but your skin clears up and you lost 10 pounds. >> it is like a free colonic and then you get to eat. >> natural klans. bikini season is upon us. sometimes exercise is not enough. you need that extra push. >> that was a disgusting thing. andy, try to erase that vision from my head by saying something intellectual. >> two tips, make sure your apartment or house is clean. two, never leave it the story made me think. the first two letters of obstacle in -- is ob. and the initials of our alleged president. i have people looking into it. >> will you will be the new pig pigabbsy.

>> all right. we have to go. what a show. have a great weekend. or what's left of it. if you dare. "the five."

hello, everyone. i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckle, eric bolling, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." did the administration deliberately deceive americans about the benghazi attack? well, today house speaker john boehner announced a special committee is being formed to investigate. the move comes after newly released emails advised susan rice to tell the world protests regarding a video.