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it is campus reform reporter. a lot of consanants. she takes her coffee black and bitter like her sad, sad soul. it is the highly calf fen nateed joanne. and he likes his coffee like he likes his people. he doesn't like coffee. and his voice is almost as low as his standards which is why he is on "red eye." the great comedian sam morrell. you can check out his pod cast moonlighting with sam morrell on itunes. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story.ç hey, greg, may the force be with you because no one else wants to be around you. >> they don't feel right about being white. a new internet video, my favorite four words seeks to explain the idea of white privilege by four dudes apologizing for not getting it. it is called, white guys, we

suck and we are sorry. a warning to our more sensitive viewers. take off your pants. >> we admit that we haven't always been the most supportive. >> but we can explain. it is not that we are against it. we just can't relate to it. it is like quantum physics. >> it is not something we encounter in our evidence lives. >> after all, true equality would mean that white dudes are treated the same as everyone else. and given how i treated everyone else, you can see why we may not be super into that idea. >> we are not bad people. we want you to be equal. equal to each other. cut us some slack. >> in case you have food left in your stomach. let's show a little more. >> if you knew just how easy it is to be a straight white guy in america -- >> you get why we may be a bit resistant to change.

>> when you put it that way. yeah, actually, don't cut us any slack. we do not deserve it. we >> we are terrible people. >> yes, yes you are. what do these cats think of the videos? >> true equality would mean straight white dudes are treated exactly the same as everybody else. >> we are not bad people. >> well, we want you all to be equal. >> yeah, equal to each other. >> sam, do they speak for you? i feel like they spoke for me. >> who produced this, donald sterling? no they didn't speak for me. i don't even know why he kept saying we are straight white males. i was like, look, we didn't believe you the first time. quit hammering it home. >> they said they were straight white males and i question the male part. they may be white and they may be straight. when i walked in i thought it was a satire on these people who parrot the white privilege

crap, but they believe it. >> maybe they do. maybe they don't. they are bragging how awesome their lives are, but this dude is sitting at a computer. he is like, my life is really easy. he probably has never, ever, ever had sex in his life and is trying to find a feminist to hookup with. that's what it is probably about, making them think he cares about this stuff. >> i think i saw a futon. >> with no cover. >> i haven't seen one of those since college. >> his beard looks like he hasn't been outside in a very longtime. >> are there good points in this video or is it a steaming pile of [bleep]. >> i love this video. it is a sorry, not sorry video. it would be one like i am really pretty. sorry i will statistically make more money than you and live a happy, healthy life. that might not be true.

you know, the people who did this video did actually i thought funny. the millenials, we suck and i'm sorry. i was not a white male the last time i checked. >> that makes since. andy i assume they are your new heros. >> i would like to say they are, but this is awful. white privilege is a real thing. it is silly to pretend it is not. but apologizing for it cob constantly and saying all white people suck is stupid and pointless. >> and racist. >> it is like they are basically saying look, we are the good ones. >> apologizing is how kids hit on each other. >> you can't buy someone a drink. you have to say, i'm sorry my race and gender has been oppressing you by assuming you want me to buy you a drink. and then they talk about microaggressions and then start a relationship with no label on it. >> or they tell girls, i am a nice guy. i am not like those other

guys. >> i don't think anyone is watching this like, oh, apology accepted. if white people want to apologize, apologize for like "the big bang theory," one direction. not all the bad things. >> the things that really hurt us. this is a way of accusing somebody of racism who hasn't done anything. it is like accusing your parents for having you. you know, what your mom -- your mom should have married a black guy or your dad should have married a black woman. and then you wouldn't have white privilege. it is your parents' fault for reproducing. >> they wanted a hint of mocha or something. tupan mocha. >> i don't even know what that means. >> you don't know what that means? >> who is mocha? >> i find this highly entertaining, but not entertaining enough to keep talking about it. a video of a fight between

teen girls is getting passed around the web like justin bieber in a jail cell. mostly because of this nasty shot with a shovel. >> oh my god! >> oh my god! >> oh my god indeed, that poor shovel. it is important to note that he waited until after the fight before stepping in to help. >> i can't hear. >> i can't hear. >> how could you hit her with a shovel? >> i did her awesome. >> she did not get one hit on me. >> you used a weapon. >> i will beat her up, dude. >> i swear to god. >> let's go back in the house. >> come on.

>> i can't walk. >> what a nice guy. he is sitting there filming the whole thing and maybe i better help her up. miranda says she is now deaf in one ear and has a con qution, which makes -- concussion which makes sense. the teen up loaded it to facebook and it was picked up by world star hip hop.com. she says the fight started over an argument over who is hotter. meanwhile another shocking video just surfaced on world star hip hop. >> they are not supposed to get along. >> again, the owner kept shooting. >> it is terrible.

katherine, shovels are now becoming i guess the instrument ofç choice among teenage girls? this is a frightening, frightening trend. >> we need laws deciding who can and cannot have a shovel. we need to regulate them and register them. i feel like maybe this girl who hit her didn't know it wasn't the appropriate use for a shovel. maybe if she had a better shovel safety class she would know better. >> this website, world star hip hop, i keep wondering if they do not exist, would they booy missed? do they actually supply a demand? they always seem to have great videos. >> i don't know if seeing these videos is a need per say. i can't look away. there was a time when you would see two people fighting and you would step in and try to break it up. i saw two guys fighting and i felt my happened reaching for

my phone. that's where we are. >> it is a great then. when you are femming it you -- when you are filming it, you will do something with this later that will make this better. no you don't. you just put it on a website and show it to your friends. joe app, have you been in more fist fights. when are yard tools more acceptable and when are they not? >> if somebody is approaching you, you can get a shovel and hit them. but this girl was running away and hit from behind. also, if you are going to run away, you need to do a zigzag pattern if you are not looking. >> she wasn't wearing shoes though. if if you are going to start a fight put on some shoes. >> especially if they go after the toes. any other tips? >> i am looking forward to the reality show that will be starting up g -- starting up about girls who fight

barefoot. >> it will be on the history channel. they will tie it to this is how they used to fight before they had shoes. andy, what kind of man lets two women beat on each other without stoping it? a future hollywood director? >> a man who likes his entertainment. are teens worse now, or is it just social media? >> that's my talking point. >> when i was growing up kids in my town killed another kid. they shoved six rocks down his throat. >> it is not a good story. >> i knew these kids. i was vaguely friendly with the kid who died and one of the murderers lived on my block. nobody outside of long island knew about this. that's the thing. if that happened today, it would -- we would be covering it. fox news would be covering it. are the other news networks still on? >> they wok called the rock group. >> i can't figure out if this kind of crap is teens out of control or it has always been like this.

>> here is my theory. violent crime has gone down dramatically. however footage has gone up. >> when they know they are being taped i think they want to give more of a show. if you watch the entire eight-minute video which i did, and i can't get those eight minutes back, they were -- i don't know, the words they were exchanging they were being friendly with each other and then fighting for the camera. it was odd. >> it escalated pretty quickly. it was a fist fight and i thought this is not so bad and then she reached for the shovel. i thought oh my god. >> she threw it which was amazing. >> an amazing shot. i wall that the bravo effect. generally if there is a group of 350e78 -- of people in a room they will throw wine in the person's face. it is wine and a shouting. they taught how to fight like children and how children should fight like adults. that went no where. you get my point.

>> there were moments where i thought they are women. and then she threw it overhead. i thought oh my god, where did you learn the mma move. >> by the way, further proof that i am scared, i am more frightened of teenage girls in groups than almost anything. if i walked down there and tried to break it up, they would turn on me. both of them would. >> that's how friendships are formed. >> if she would have thrown the shovel like that it would have gone right over your head. >> it didn't have to end that way, but it did. >> they put the mean inside misdemeanor. officials in carson, california, they have them there, have introduced an ordinance that would criminalize bullying. it would make it illegal to cause any residence -- residents from kindergarten through age 21 to 25 to feel

terrorized frightened, harassed without necessarily requiring a threat of physical harm. you just have to feel threatened. the first two times a bull looy is busted he gets counseling and maybe anger manage meant. third time misdemeanor and fourth time execution. hereç is a guy talking. >> we are going to protect not only the kid that is in school, but when you leave school and go home we will protect you as a city. >> he deserves it. i think we can all agree. >> the key word here is feel. if you feel threatened, and not are threatened. that's problematic. >> definitely. i am also pro bullying in some

instances. in high school i had this weird side bang mullet haircut and i would sit in the back and write confessionals on my notebook and woir hot topic pants. plaib if i wasn't -- maybe if i wasn't bullied i wouldn't be doing this right now. >> when "red eye" started i was 40 pounds more. they would call me fat, sweaty greg. fat, sweaty greg was accurate. >> the only problem with a mullet is nobody cares about the -- >> it was a side bang thing and i wore the shoes with the thick platforms and i said nobody understands me. >> that is annoying. >> it was a happy ending. you are miserable still, but only in private. couldn't your comedy set be bullying if somebody in the audience feels hurt?

>> it could be. but a little bullying is not the worst thing in the world. i remember in second grade we didn't get recess and i cried. two kids beat the crap out of me and that taught me to stop being a little [bleep]. bullying saved me. i remember a kid pumped me in the nose and i -- punched me in the nose and i was bleeding. the kid who punched me in the face is the emt. that's how they dealt with -- that's the punishment. you got to miss class. it was a better time to be a bully. >> those were the days. i remember they recently surrounded you outside and called you an old nerd and then barrowed your ipad. did they ever give it back? >> i wish i had time to wipe it first. i don't see anyway this law holding up to constitutional scrutiny. i think it is too vague. someone can feel harassed by speech not threatening. if you call someone ugly or

stupid or point out how short they are that is not illegal. you can do that. you don't have the right to not have your feelings hurt, especially if you are an adult and that is different from bullying no matter what you say. >> the law covers through age 25. so 25-year-olds will say officer, somebody was mean to me. >> and why not go full obamacare. >> you can be on your health care and be protected. joanne, you must agree with me. life is a pecking order and everybody -- a bully will bully somebody and that person is bullied. it is the worst to be the person not bullying everybody. >> everyone wants to fit in. everybody has to be doing it. everybody will be criminals which could be fun. we need another uh streel yaw. australia. >> this is great. it will forever get rid of clowns. they terrify children. children often feel threatened and we don't need them because

they freak me out. >> you just want to ban something because you don't like. it. >> that's why we ban stuff. >> that's not how it works. we try to keep as many things as legal as possible especially if you don't like them. you don't like people insulting you which is why it should be legal. you can't ban things if you don't like it. you're the problem. >> it is black and white. if you feel threatened or terrified. and then in the end if you are molested. >> if you get molested i hope it is treated differently. i feel threatened all the time. i live in new york city. i feel threatened when he walks in. i don't feel molested. >> it depends on what time it is. >> all right, coming up. joanne breaks down while crying on her way home from work. until then, is there a button that will help you get out of a date. look at this pick -- picture.

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we be scared? a new study says humans are not ready to meet aliens. that's the subject of tonight's tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate. we are coming to you live. please hold your applause until the end of the debate. nobody calls them bra swreers anymore. they say we should stop looking for aliens because we

are not ready to meet them. we are immature. they surveyed the college students and found the knowledge of the cross mows is lacking. we don't realize what we could be up against. the professor says, quote, regarding our with intelligence and extra ter rest rey'all life we should not rely on the moral reference points of thought since they are influenced by religion. why should some more intelligent belongings be good?

>> cats. so stupid. anyway, sam, they are almost like aliens. i know that was not really a question. if there were aliens out there, what would you do to them and be as graphic as you like. >> i do know if they do land here it is safer and more welcoming. they show them how they come to attack. what if they come here and they are like immigrants. aliens hanging outside of home depot. >> i don't know. i happen to think they are stupid. i think we are the smartest beast out there. do you think aliens obsess over us? >> i don't think they are ready for us. i think before we let the

aliens come here they can take a mandatory sensitivity training. and how we behave in this tolerant country. they need to make sure they are ready for us. >> more like earth ling privilege. they don't need that. >> how do we know aliens are better than us? they could be dumb and petty. tou know i don't like science. >> i know. i think if they come here, then by definition they are more advanced than us. they traveled across the universe to get here. it doesn't mean they are better than us or good. remember matthew mcconaghey played the spiritual leader? they sent the directions to build a device. they were the scientists who wanted to build it even snow

they didn't -- even though they didn't know what it would do. they tried to blow it up and the people who wanted to be cautious and thought the military should have control over this because we have no idea what the aliens' intent was. he said we are not as enlightened. we are not ready for the video. >> what is a space psychologist? >> it is funning schway. dash fung shui. what if they come here and that is why i haven't met my soulmate yet? >> that's true. maybe that's where my love is.ç i do agree. they may be terrified of us. key can make scrambled eggs in the microwave and there is a

two seater bicycle. >> that's terrifying. why do they need two seats? >> you haven't found your soulmate yet. >> what if the aliens have two asses? >> that makes you happy. look at you. you are thrilled. >> they say we are not ready to interact. we are definitely not ready. we barely interact with each other. >> everywhere i walk people are texting. they will be so unimpressed with us. >> they will google us. >> i have two theories. if aliens are discovered who celebrities and an alien will be an ago a success re. like when paris hilton has a dog.

the alien can be an oozing blob. >> and it will be celebrity moms. they will bring aliens to the oscars now. >> you are reading my notes. oscar dates. >> i thought that was funny. >> and it starts a world war when they come and there are more popular earth lings and there will be a war like who gets to happening out with the aliens. it will be cool plus we will have 6 with them. >> coming up, the c block. reach for a scorp. i'm a paid nonattorney spokesman. >> who went first in a high school prom dress? i don't know. it is the seventh round and joanne is steel undrafted.

when you can't wait to bail on a date x the new guardian angel jewelry pendant has panic button to help ditch the loser sitting across the table, andy. the $120 silver gadget can be worn as a necklace as this woman is doing or for those of us skilled enough, a place where you will never find it.

it triggered a fake computer generated call. hold the button longer and it will send an emergency text message to a friend with a map of your location. now we know what the thing looks like. the joke is on you. are you thrilled? >> it takes the fun out of it. i don't know why you won't stay and try to ruin the date more. sometimes i can't resist to ruin a good date. it would be funny if i made you look at pictures of my cat and ask you which would be the best for an afghan and then you never talk to me again. it seems like you are missing out on a lot of fun. >> how are you doing these days in new york? >> i have my cat and he is great and we are doing really well. mib it should stop ruining my dates, but it is not gonna.

>> it does. it puts a lot of pressure on him. >> what if you recognize this on the woman? on that woman'sç neck -- if i noticed it and she was like, my grandma is in the hospital. >> there is already a panic technique it is called getting blackout drunk. i think they should date the old-fashioned way. just suck it up and spend the rest of your life with that person. >> that, woulded out for a lot of people. >> joanne, i know it has been awhile. but what happened to throwing a drink at someone's face and telling them you don't like them? >> guy those were the good old days. >> what was your worst date? >> my worst? there are many. i am penning a memoir. it does not come in yellow or

rose gold. my date would know it is not legit there is something else there. >> it looks like a medical alert button. it is like the i have fallen and i can't get up button. stick it out and have a little respect. as far as a panic button you should be going somewhere there is a lot of people. if you need help, actual help you waive to the bartender. >> or go to a place where a friend will be there. >> andy, you ordered one which doesn't make sense because you spend your time alone. >> i think this is a great idea. it is not marketed as way to get out of a bad date. it is a dangerous situation if

they are harassed or feel physically threatened. >> i thought it was a bad date. >> it is also useful in situations that are not dangerous like when someone starts talking to you. >> but then nobody believes you. >> that's interesting. but isn't it better to call the police? >> the calling a friend, i would rather have it dial 9-1-1. >> just to go back, i thought it was a bad date. this is the difference between a man and a woman. a woman says this sucks and i am out of here. a man says this date sucks and maybe we will have 6. >> when you say it is not working. you say the only thing that will salvage this is if we have a few drinks and then say look, we are not seeing each other anymore. and then you get married.

>> i hate men. >> why, did that actually happen? >> maybe. >> that's your fault. should he be canned for loving his hand? an unnamed employee reportedly downloaded more than 7,000 pornographic files on his government computer. he is under investigation for watching pornography on the block. bet he didn't shake his hand. a worker confessed he spends two to 6 hours a day watching the porn while at work. going back as far as 2010. i can only imagine what he does at home. every four hours he does work at home and then does -- anyway he makes 120,000 a year.

they are now asking the tough questions. >> this individual spent four consecutive hours on a site called sadism is beautiful. quite frankly, how much pornography would it take for an epa employee to lose their job? i believe we have tape of what andy considers porn. >> the great thing is what makes it so exciting is they never make it to the top. >> can you put a bar over their faces? that's not right. >> it really hurt their career. he is like superman. shouldn't he be using this for good and not evil? >> i don't know how you use it for good. 7,000 files? hasn't he heard of streaming

porno? if anything this should be an ad for the computer company. look at this new machinery. all of the porn you want and it won't break down. >> you can never do that, you can never do this in a private company, right? only the epa. >> maybe he was just doing these job. maybe he was looking for signsç of global warming. i watched six hours of porn and kill the pipeline. maybe that's what he is doing. >> on some sites polar bear means something different. >> so does pipeline. >> do you have to say the name of the website? i wish it was a funnier name. >> the politician has to do that. they never get it right. they want to pretend. what is this? >> i investigated this for

several days. >> is it some kind of -- what is this, some kind of bakery? >> i didn't even know there were enough websites. are you kidding me? have you been to the entire internet. >> there is enough porn forever. >> it is bigger than wikipedia. >> i think it is a case of challenged accepted. i think he was trying to see how much he could physically take on. no person would spend all of that time that said, this is a great job to have. they are very trusting. they kind of let you go and leave you be for a little while. sounds like a good place to work. >> but do women spend hours on on pornography?

jew they -- >> they don't do it in the office. i work from home and the only concern is my roommate. >> did you see the video of a guy masturbating on a philly bus? and he was mad -- maybe we will do the story tomorrow. he was mad, andy, that the woman was filming him on the bus. he was like, what are you doing? >> well he should be. that's a private activity. owded bus. >> it doesn't matter. you still have your own private space. >> do you have advice? >> he probably thought he was working at the environmental erection agency. time to take a break. >> no, we are not taking a break. jay i just want to say you throw around words like master because. you have no evidence he is doing that. >> that's true, that's true.

>> he is just a film buff. >> i would rather have him do this than his job. instead of spending tax money -- i would rather have him milking himself than the system. time to take a break. more delightful stories. order it now. amazon.com. oh look at that. two girls -- two girls and three jerseys. >> what? >> nobody even knows that anymore. g gutfeld.com. you can't find that video.

aber crop be -- abercrombie and fitch has a

snitch. they are blowing off the lid of the discrimination he witnessed at the bro friendly outfitter. oliver lee bateman was recrewsed by the company because he was told he looked collegiate and quality. he attended weekly meetings and they discussed hiring attractive people and cutting back the hours of twhos didn't look right right -- who didn't look right. they asked if the overweight and minorities were not welcome as employees or customers. he responded. >> it wasn't so much as they weren't welcome, but only a certain type of person wasn't welcome. the all-american collegiate quality person withç a great a the tude is what they -- great attitude is what they wanted. >> there is something odd about you. they felt the policies were wrong and so he fought back by slacking off.

now writing this article 12 years later. that was prompt. it took that long to move the layered polos. >> i couldn't get past the shirtless dudes in the window. it is kind of degrading. >> i honestly thing donald sterling's v made money in a classier way. >> it was like buying men's health. if it is a ripped guy on the cover you say no, i will buy something else. it is not like i will put this on and then feel ripped. >> basically the hiring process is you see somebody across a you have the and you say look at that dude in the polo shirt and lacrosse stick. >> that's how i found joanne.

he waited 12 years. should we care? >> no. it is weird to think there is a secret under ground abercrombie. is there an abercrombie empire i didn't know about? >> i haven't seen them in awhile. they were replaced by a store that looks just like. it i can't think of the name. it is very dark inside. hollister. thank you. >> that is like what all of the people wear on "teen mom." they all have hollister sweatshirts. >> i wouldn't know. i watch quality television. >> he is a history professor. >> this may have been the most tedious thing i ever read in my life. anden this he says allow -- and then he says allow me to recap. he admits he was a crappy worker who didn't care.

then he was a little turned off by the way they put a premium on a personal appearance, but then got angry he was only a b or b minus. that's what fuelled this. if hiring people based on their race is wrong and illegal, but i don't think it is ridiculous for a clothing store to hide. let's go to the expert, joanne? >> going to the letter grade, i think when he asked for a grade on his looks from another manager and they say a and he should be in the magazine he would have been ceo or moved his way up. when you are selling a product you want to look like the person who is going to buy the product. they are shirtless and wearing nothing. what are you selling?

you are selling darkness and cologne. i wasn't allowed to shop there because my mother was allergic to the smell. >> you act like he had shell shock. you worked at abercrombie. >> we have to go. dog: get four years interest-free financing

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that's the last story. >> should they ax how they ask? high school boys, aren't they all, in california have been holding a draft to pick prom dates which makes us wonder -- >> is this evil? >> for years seniors at corona del mar have selected their dates via an nfl-style prom draft. girls are ranked by their intelligence and modesty and some guys pay cash for a topic. many drafters are on the prowl so dress nice, ladies. now the principal is condemning the condition saying it object tau fies girls. as one girl points out it is a fun way to decide who you will go with to the prom. bad, good, indiffer rent, who cares? >> it would have been a

bummer. i mean it is stupid. the permiscuous girls will be gone. >> you will get to know her because she is an important, smart woman, right, katherine? >> right. that's exactly my experience. everybody really liked me because of how smart i was. they have been dhog for years -- what are you going to do is make a policy so high school boys can't object tau fie the girls? that was the most offensive thing. how horrible do you think these kids lives are going to be? >> that's true. it was the worst time of my life. >> i was on prom court. i had a good time. >> i hate you even more.

it is hard to objectify something you de spies. go ahead. >> i ebjectify myself. >> i like this. it keeps the kids off the street . >> we are nod talking video games. >> did -- it keeps the girls off the street. you are going to be objectified. >> it gets them used to the horrible nature men are. >> that would mean you got a bad draft pick. >> that's how we should do it. it should work like that now. >> the language turns me on. >> it is problematic. >> it is problematic. i condemn you and it. >> on the other hand it keeps kids off the street. >> so does the drug habit.

>> andy levy, and joanne whatever her name is. that's it for me. greg gutfeld. later.