the cops tried to round up the cow and finally the cow was taken into custody and back to his home. that's tonight's speed read. go to tonight red. >> coming up on "red eye," how par will justin bieber go to avoid getting deported? it is the incredible once in a lifetime escape you have to see to believe. plus, how many more microwaveable burritos did the president eat than joe biden? >> 600,000 more. to put that in perspective, that's incredible. and finally, should dogs be allowed on the pga tour? the draw dropping footage of one canine who is better than tiger woods. none of these stories on "red

eye" tonight. >> i am andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. i am here with hot nerd jedediah bila. co-host of the new show, outnumbered or out hash tagged. weekdays at noon eastern on fox newschannel. and she doesn't need beauty sleep since she is already a 10, but she could use some humble pie after writing that line. and gavin mcginnis, writer for talk talking mag.com and on demand everywhere. and she is smart. she is beautiful and she is a third thing. it is fox news.com reporter kristina corbin. >> a block. the lead. that's the first story. hi, andy. >> will holding a sign change their mind? america's clout now comes with a pout. on wednesday michelle

obama tweeted support for the nearly 300nigerian girls kidnapped by an easy law america extremist group. they say it is more hash tag diplomacy as favored by the obama administration. a gesture of liberalism. he says they don't probably wait for michelle obama to post her selfies. hillary clinton also put access to education is a right. we must stand up to terrorism. i believe we have tape of the leader responding. >> yeah. jedediah. terrorists aren't going to see these tweets much less pay

attention. what is the point? >> i am humiliated every time i see these. i don't know who they think is watching it. i think it is for americans. they want to say we are altogether in this fight. we are all unified. to see the first lady holding a sign with a hash tag. if she thinks that will affect policy, that makes me worried. that's not the first time they have done this. i don't know if they think that the people around a the world are sitting -- these terrorists are maybe waiting in the forest and ect cking to wi-fi. and forest and connecting to we fee. >> we have the first lady and the former secretary of state doing this. as jedediah brought up, a spokesman for the hash tag department -- actually for the state department tweeted she hoped the cream lynn would live by the promise of hash tag. it is embarrassing. >> didn't they do that with the ukraine? >> it may seem frivolous, but before they were caught kidnapping girls they used to burn them alive.

i know it seems hopeless, but imagine you were burning a young child alive and then someone showed you -- it doesn't have to be on twitter. but you would be killing children and then you would see it and you say you are going to die. we are going to end you. we are going -- i feel like some of them might go, wow, that's the president's wife pouting. put at least this one boy out. >> they would see the errors of their ways ? >> maybe put a blanket on them and say you know what, that is a weak up call. if it is just one it is worth it. >> i illary said it was an unconscionable reason to abduct the girls. as if there was con sheenable reason. >> 250 girls. but i have a good reason. >> speaking of hillary, when she was secretary of state she refused to designate them as a terrorist group. would that have maybe possibly

been more helpful than tweeting a hash tag? >> it baffled me that hillary clinton did not december designate them. and one has to wonder why she did that. she underestimated their power. i think this is is ample ammunition for any republican going up against her. they said one of the reasons they are giving for not doing it is they thought it would help with recruitment. you shouldn't designate anyone a terrorist group. you use a lot of hash tags. mainly i am hot, better than you and hash tag drunk. i am assuming you say this is just fine. it speaks to you, doesn't it? >> we can look at my tweets as an explanation. so those hash tags and my tweets are four other women. truly. it is like you don't do that to get attention from the men which is who i should be seeking. i do it for the people around me .

she is doing it because she is a politician that does it. god forbid there is one person who does not use the tweet or use the hash tag. if you are the celebrity who didn't use the hash tag and the other didn't see it and maybe they don't care about the cause. we get it. actions speak louder than words. like what jedediah said. i do hope that more effort comes from it. >> well, if the terrorists never see these hash tags, what you are really saying is i am against hundreds of young girls being kidnapped and sold to sexual slavery. that is very controversial. >> it actually reminds me of last tuesday or two tuesdays ago, the day they batched it. it was filled with activists like i couldn't believe. they were all gone on wednesday. i didn't unfollow any of

them. he mouth, anally and vagina raped the woman. >> i think the hash tag was meant to show the world that the united states cares about what is going on with these women. should michelle obama have tweeted nothing? i don't see the problem with that. with that said, we have to see what the united states does to back this up. obviously actions speak louder than words, but i really don't see any issue with the fact that she posted -- >> it is an irrelevant gesture. it is patronizing. >> i think if it is just this one people would have let it slide. the problem is it is coming out of the state department and now it looks leak is this how you are trying to affect policy ready a the world? policy around the world? >> the hash tag should have happened three weeks ago. >> no, the hash tag should never have happened. >> but if it is going to happen, do it when the kidnapping happens and not three weeks later. i agree.

>> the cup cakes she made should have been done earlier. she should have made three and then spelled out the names of these girls. >> why are you hating on cup cakes? honestly. what did they do to you? what did they do to you? >> wake up! >> jedediah, last question, is it a bet odd? a lot of people who are yelling at us to do something about the kidnapped girls are the same ones who don't like american imperialism and neo colonialism. so what do they want us to do? >> i don't really know. i was watching this and i say i don't know. i am curious to see how this will work out. they say american involvement and we will go in and monitor the situation. not really help in finding the girls in terms of being on the ground and looking, but in terms of searching and maybe technology. i don't know how this will play out, but there is a contradiction there. it is interesting to see how the people react. a lot of media folks and how do they react if we get more involved. >> was the intern left to

burn? monica lewinski say feminists failed her 16 years ago when she found herself part of global humiliation. in her "vanity fair" interview she says some wonder where the feminists were back then. monica writes, the movement leaders failed in articulating a position that was not anti- women during the witch hunt of 19inept 19inept --1998. they joined the humiliation derby. was everyone too hard on monica? are they still? it is provoking debate and not just here in america.

>> on the last "red eye" we are doing that. i will go first to the expert on women's issues. gavin, why didn't more feminists take her side? bill clinton basically got a pass from the entire feminist movement. >> bill clinton gets a lot of passes. he is like the cool black guy. and feminists give him a pass because he is a liberal superman. so somehow it all went on monica lewinski. she is a consenting adult. she was not raped. i have done that with chicks. not with cigars, but various toys and stuff. she should have been an anonymous figure and it should have been 100% bill. but she had to go down because she got rid of our leader. >> did she go down? >> i don't know. >> i think he did most of the playing. he is with a woman who might not pay him a lot of attention, so i feel like with those kind of guys, when it comes to their infidelity they are all about let me give uh

massage, let me do this for you, you, you. with vince neil back stage it was more like you do some stuff for me. >> here is a quote from eleanor smeal who wasn't of the feminist association. try to think about the bigger picture, what is best for women. so the message there is individuals don't matter. only ideology does. >> they are standing behind a democratic president who stands for liberal policies and they are not going to get behind a woman versus bill clinton. but that said, i read the vanity fair article. i am wondering all of these years later now that she wants to move on with her life, why is she saying people failed her? she failed herself. she made the decision to have an affair with a a married man. she concepted to this. i don't understand why she is lashing out at anybody. still to this day, 16 years later. >> she is not blameless at all. but 16 years later she is

still -- bill clinton is the grand master of the democratic party. he is a beloved elder statesman. she says she can't find a job. >> i think she is saying basically this -- we committed the same act, and he was glorified and put on a pedastool and i was shamed to the point my life was taken away. and it is true. she did that of her own volition. she was a consenting adult, but it is interesting to see how the media wouldn't defend her in anyway. i think because they would have had to destroy bill clinton to do it and they were not willing to sacrifice. remember that night that was devoted to accomplishments and they had the celebrities come out and talk about how wonderful he is. if you were to marry monica lewinski today it would be the whole that is the girl. that is monica lewinski. >> she would get a new name though and that would help her. >> do you feel bad for her? >> i don't. >> well your last name is nosach nie ski.

>> we are not related. >> hmm, joanne clinton. >> hey! i apparently am a feminist i am told. i think women are equal to men and apparently that's all it takes to be a feminist these days. so that said i decide to hate both of them equally. not hate. that's a strong word. i don't care about either of them in an equal amount. they both did something wrong. i will pimp shame him and slut shame her. >> he should be slut shamed too. he was president a -- he wasn't a pimp. >> he thought he was a pimp. >> why do we even know her name? shouldn't she just be that lady? the prostitute -- >> that woman is what they used to call her. >> the girl that drove ted kennedy off the bridge, nobody

knew her name. how did bill clinton become untouchable? isn't that ironic? >> erotic? >> ironic. >> i think hillary standing by him, i think that a her staying with him also then sort of made a big statement as well. and i didn't like. i think she should have left. >> she wants to be president. >> totally. there were alterior motives behind it. but really a feminist should want her to leave that man, right? >> i think one of her messages may have been i am with anthony wiener's wife and i am gaining comradery with her. i am not that abandoned by this guy. and i feel like anthony wiener's wife said i have a strong relationship with this woman. i don't feel as betrayed because i am to the relying on this person for affection and support as much as i am with this person that i am with a lot. >> that was much more subtle than you usually are when i

called her a lesbian on hannity, they cut it out. >> what does monica's reappearance mean? >> absolutely nothing. i don't think it is going to matter one bit. i think it is hillary's policies. and if the gop doesn't have a good contender, it is not going to matter. she is extremely popular. i don't think the benghazi issue will take her down. the gop has to get somebody that can win an election. ted cruise, don't leave me hanging. >> they took the gay out of game. nintendo is not allowing players to be nonstraight in an upcoming life simulator game. here is the trailer. >> watch as they rap and eat donuts and fall in love.

>> but that love must be of the strictly heterosexual kind. and now a fan has started an on-line petition using the hash tag me quality to get nintendo to allow same 6 coupling. same sex coupling. it is more of an issue because it is supposed to be a representation of your real life. but nintendo says it won't change the life explaining, quote, the relationship options in the game represent a playful alternative world rather than a real life simulation. it was intended to be a whimsical and quirky game. we were not trying to provide social commentary. if you want to play as a gay character you have to stick to mario or luis gee. this is the only imam -- this is the only game i care about. >> i feel like i have seen that video before.

if the game is supposed to be a life simulation, shouldn't it have more options besides het row sexuality or is it a game and who cares? >> i don't play these games, but if i did i wouldn't take any issue with the fact that there would be gay characters. however, nintendo is a private company. they can make whatever game they want. if it upsets you, buy a different game. >> nintendo basically says the code for the game is the same code we use in the japanese version. and in japan gay marriage is not legal. it is not a thing. is that valid or is it tone deaf? >> why can't they modify it? i feel they are putting people back in the closet. >> i feel like if you are gay in real life, why should you have to play a game and pretend to be straight. >> you don't have to play anything. >> say you like the game. why do i have to pretend to be straight? >> then you don't like the game. >> modify it for me. what if you like everything else about the game? >> if i hate mexican food, but i like burritos, why be stuck

with the mexican food? >> you are supposed to take on the character of the game. they should let you be who you are in real life. >> they are letting you not play their game. >> what if the woman is actually a man. the role you are playing in the game is one that is in costume. >> isn't that what drag queens do? there are 15 different genders mow. be one of those weird genders. >> i think the best solution -- so this guy who is starting this whole petition is a 23-year-old male. let's go into the real world maybe and actually meet a man. >> go and get laid. you are gay. it is easy. >> it is the wrong fight. fight for a real good night. >> you know how you get laid when you a gay you say -- oh, okay. >> all right, gavin, the campaign is petitioned -- none of them?

they are not saying nintendo should be boycotted, but they should update the game in the future. >> i guess. i remember reading this in the "new york times." they were talking about the bachelor. they were saying, have you ever considered having a gay host? he says that's not what the market dictates. it is not the show. but if there is a huge demand i guess we will do it some day. don't you feel people should be represented? >> the guy says that's not my job. that's not our job to make sure there is a perfect pizza pie of every group and every scenario in the universe. >> you get more people to maybe like the game and appreciate the game. >> people like it. i am just saying i don't have to worry about transgender hemaphrodites. >> the market will take care of this. >> coming up, is spider-man the most over rated super -- overrated super hero ever? first, a woman loses a hundred

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smaller servings. a a joint in london posted this promotional video.

>> really going after the women there. and a pink sports bar opened up with the owner, a man, explaining, we did a softer design because we wanted to make it inviting for women so that they don't feel like they are siting in a men's kind of club. but our female friendly restaurant is sexist and insulting. and what about lizard friendly restaurants? >> that was cool. >> joanne, so you thought this was sexist and then you heard about the mirrors on the menus and now you love the idea? >> you need that. it is always like do i have anything in my teeth? >> i love how people are insulted by this. but why would you be insulted by this if you are -- you go or you don't go. if you don't like it, you don't go. none of this is catered to women. if they really wanted a

restaurant women would go to it would be full of men. and all of the food would be zero calories so i could eat as much as i wanted and there would be no bill to pay. >> it would be celery and water. >> but i want wine. >> see there is your problem. >> right? >> is this insulting to women? >> i think it was well intentioned trying to target the female consumer. going in there and digging into a stake, that doesn't work for me. >> that is another then they claim is geared toward women. >> tips were not good. >> gavin, you said women need smaller portions for their smaller brains. do you stand by that? >> yes. proportional to their body, their brains are bigger than men's. but because they are petite, they are technically smaller. here is a problem with the restaurant. this is an assumption that

women live under the where men are like, shut up. they go, god, don't you wish we can get away from this patriarc key? they try and and then they go, oh, this is kind of boring. i guess they weren't that bad. >> we will sub title that. jedediah, are men just easier to market to? give us a steak and put some sports on the tv and we will probably go to your place? >> that sounds like stuff i would like. i don't fit the stereo type. all of the stuff, i want big portions. i want to wear a plastic bib i can get my hands dirty and my tank top. i don't want to see a catwalk. i am like one of the boys. what pisses me off is they make assumptions of what a woman is. like we are all femme anymore

and -- feminine and dainty. we are all different. they don't appreciate our diversity. >> if women want to go out and no -- go out and be left alone, wear a plastic penis on your head. those are trouble. >> men have hooters -- the restaurant. >> i was trying to think of something. do women have an equivalent of hooters? >> bulges? >> i never heard of that. >> why, why isn't there a restaurant where a woman can go and look at a man's bag? >> men don't allow that sexificat oi n. women are dying for shorts that would show a men's jenna tale yaw, but men won't allow it. >> do you believe that? >> no. >> why do you keep staring south of the border?

i will put my notes here. >> for the record, i was doing the staring. >> i got confused. >> that is awkward. coming up, the c block. >> tonight's c block is sponsored by the latest in technology. ask if it is right for you. please purdle ruey responsibly. >> could saying racist things help you get laid? it depends. are you trying to sleep with the grand wizard?

she got teased and then she dropped some lb's. a a south florida woman lost 128 pounds and became a hooter's waitress after a drunk stranger made a crack about her weight. she was at a bar a year ago wearing a hooter's t-shirt when a a guy told her "you don't look like a hooter's girl i have ever seen." been there, girlfriend. 250 times -- 2 fifty pounds at the -- 250 times she used that to set a goal to become a hooter's girl. now she says she is grateful for hearing the truth. >> you have to be careful about what you say to people. but at the same time, maybe what he said to me wasn't really so bad. maybe it was the straw that broke the camel's back and it made me realize that i have

got to do something. >> she looks good. jedediah, is this an example of fat shaming that worked? >> it is like those nerdy kids at school you call a nerd and then they call up to be a doctor. they are like role reversal. if you want -- you dig deep and do it yourself. but she looks great. >> gavin, at the time did you have any idea she would take your comments to heart and change her lifelike this? >> that was my motive. i thought outside the box and i said if you burn less calories than you take in you will be obese and that is unhealthy. little disappointed she didn't take my advice about short hair. if we are letting the cat out of the honest bag, ladies, we hate short hair. >> she cut her hair because her sister had cancer and she did it in sympathy. >> okay, exception to the rule. >> walk it back slow.

>> moon walking out of the room. closing the door quietly. and next topic. >> moving it on to christina. >> are there more stories out there where people get picked on and then they change something about themselves? we don't hear about the stories, we only hear about the people who feel they are being bullied? >> sure, i love the story. she looks great. she was able to turn something mean into something positive for herself. i am glad she is healthier. i just hope she does president president -- does president -- doesn't eat at hooters. >> babies eat at hooters and breastfeeding is one of the healthiest things you can give a baby. you are wrong again. >> joanne, you like to -- i don't even know how to put this, but point out people's flaws to them. but it is not really about making them. sorry.

your goal is to not make a them change for the better. it is to make you feel better about yourself. >> of course. did you know though, usually the things you point out in someone are the things you are insecure about in yourself. like you said i am really happy she did this. and sometimes it doesn't matter what prompts you to do it so long as you do it for you. if there are underling sort of mental issues, then that could be tricky because it is like well when does it stop? when is it good enough? i would just worry she is working at hooter's if someone makes a comment like you need to lift those and make them a little bigger. >> usually it is a dude that says it. >> and men are confident about their breasts. if she cut her hair because of cancer, the reason i see it as a heroic act is it is unattractive. it is not like, my friend is dying and i got a bob.

i am still right. it is not attractive to have short hair, ladies. >> but she is not doing it to be attractive. >> but the truth prevails. when we make out with you and your head goes back here we are holding a 12-year-old boy. this is disturbing. and we won't even get into doggie style. that is a whole other worm. >> would you risk bones to get back your phone? 68% of americans would put themselves in danger on retrieve a stolen cell phone. apps like find my phone help track down the beloved advice. and they say it opens up the opportunity for people to take the law into their own hands. they can get themselves into deep water if they go to a location they shouldn't go. most people say what is not important is not the advice, but the personal data like photos and the complete series of the facts of life. have these people never heard of backing up your stuff? >> you are always at risk of

having something stolen. if you have confidential, personal data on a phone, you know, back it up on something else. i was so surprised to read 68%. that's a high percentage. i think it is very dangerous. you never know what you are running into. and to not include law enforcement is very dangerous and risky. >> now far would you go to get your phone back? >> even if it is backed up, i panic. then they have my stuff. it is like if i lose something i am not so much sad about the fact that i lost it, but somebody else has something of mine. i am talking pictures, text messages. depending how intracate you get. >> i have a very diverse assortment of photos in my phone. >> i believe we have some of those -- can we put those up? i am told we don't have them. >> i would fight to get it back, but not -- i don't want to break my nose or anything. >> gavin, are we too dependent

on our phones? should we write stuff down and put it under our mattresses the way the founding fathers in tended? >> duh. it is all on i cloud. i love this story because i love the idea of people not being -- [bleep] for once and handling their own stuff. my problem -- and i don't know if this is true, but in new york, everything is police! police! i just saw a guy hit a bike the other day. the guy on the bike was fine. people around them made him sit down and he held on to the bike guy and the car guy while they called the police! police! and the police are going -- everyone is fine here, what am i doing here? 9-1-1! everything has to be the police! handle your own crap. >> i kind of agree. >> on the other hand i have seen way too many tv movies where -- >> charles bronson? >> people die out there fighting. i am tiny, i bruise easily.

and that said i am not surprised this many people have gone after their phones. i am not paying $800 to get a new phone. that's what it can cost. how about an in between. i say cop calling the cops. how about you call the equalizer. the 65-year-old british man. >> isn't there an app now that shuts down the phone. >> have i that. it locks the phone. >> you can also set your iphone so that if like the pass word is put in incorrectly 10 straight times it wipes it. >> but when i am drunk that would be terrible. >> where did all of my stuff go? oh yeah i robbed me. >> joanne, quickly women's clothing generally has fewer pockets to keep your phone. so it is probably easier to steal or even lose.

is this sexist and should the government get involved in making a difference? >> i don't think it is sexist. it is stupidity. people put it on bar tops tops and that's how stones are stolen the most. this is my psa. do not put your phone out on the bar. that's how it happens. men or women. obama, please help. >> sometimes, gavin, you think people have stolen your stuff, but it is in a jacket at home. >> have i a worse story. i have a phone battery thing and i fell asleep on the couch and wet myself and it sat in the urine. the pee went into the crack and it shorted it out and i had to get a whole new phone. i am not lying. and the great thing is my wife doesn't watch "red eye." so this will never come up. >> excellent. we will tell her to watch. time for a break. when we return a special performance from our musical guest, peaches and herbs.

>> he wasn't racist. he was just horny. it is day 72 of -- donald sterling is reportedly telling friends he only made racist comments to v because he thought it would help him bed her. yes, according to tmz sports his rant was an astoundingly misguided attempt to get laid. meanwhile the sexy billionaire racist has been secretly recorded again and this time insisting he is not racist. radar on-line obtained the phone conversation with a friend. >> i mean, how could you think i am a racist knowing me all of these years? how could you be in this business and be a racist? do you think i tell the coach to get white players? get the best player -- or get the best player you can get

jie. they are trying to force you to sell it. >> you can't force somebody to sell property in america. >> let's start with the phone con vow. do you buy that or do you think sterling was behind this? >> he keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper and deeper. he needs to just shut up now with these recordings and let a lawyer speak for him. it is not looking good. he has a history of questionable behavior. the recordings that we learned about a few weeks ago speak for themselves. >> i think he leaked it. >> i do too he stownds come -- he sounds composed. that guy is not getting on the fine with anybody but his mom if she is still alive. is you i -- i am so gullible.

>> don't trust anyone. >> gavin, hang on, let's talk about this alleged claim that he only said what he said to v because he thought it would make her sleep with him. does that make sense? >> it does make sense. first, she is not a rocket scientist. he is not going say i beat the crap out of anyone. he is 95 years old. he can only beat up mr. burns. >> so he thought he was being edgy? >> yes. and by the way this is the best an american can do for an evil racist. we gave up on the jew and now we have the other jewish guy who changes his name. he says you can sleep with black guys saying to his half black and half hispanic girlfriend. you can sleep with black guys, just don't bring them around. that's the best we've got?

i want way better racist. >> she is half mexican and half african-american. how could he possibly -- he thought he was going to somehow say a racist comment to her and she was going to like him more? >> she is a more ron. >> women don't like that bad boy. >> not racist. >> why have i had every std under the sun if i am not a racist some. >> sterling said no one is trying to get the facts from him. but he canceled a bunch of tv appearances. do you think he would do "red eye"? >> oh yes especially if i ask the questions. then he will have no problem answering. i will believe everything he says. come on, unless you are watching. >> if it is true he only said what he said to get her in bed, should he get a pass?

if every guy who ever said something to a girl just to get laid lost their job there would be a lot of fake astronauts out of work. >> i don't believe that. he says you can sleep with them. he is encouraging her to sleep with other men. it doesn't make any sense, any logical sense that he was saying that to get her in his bed. that doesn't make any sense. >> he was being flippant. i am a bad boy. i am confident and a little racist, but i'm cool. >> that's not how he said it it though. >> i am being sexier. >> i think as sexy. i don't think i would say even sexier. >> we are confused. >> you have nicer ear lobes. >> is that eerie? i am donald sterling and i was locked out of my apartment for three weeks.

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last story. that's the last story. >> is there plan overzealous because our moon walk made them jealous? according to a report that may or may not be true, russia intends to build a habitable base on the moon by 2030. and they don't want help from us. by developing long distance space technology they plan to profit from natural resources without cooperation. it will set the government back 800gajillion dollars. since no country has actually gone to the moon this would make russia the first. >> we should be doing this. i feel like we are not being competitive enough. i don't have any skier to travel in -- i don't have any desire to travel in space. >> i love people who say i would love to go off into spaes.

space. i saw "gravity" but never wanted to be an astronaut. i won't have to apply. >> there are people training august lot of their -- a lot of their lives. it is fine. >> gavin, there is allegedly an american flag on the moon. doesn't that make the whole thing our property? >> yes, it does. and even if russia goes there, i don't think it is that impressive. come on, guys. it is not rocket science. [laughing]. >> you gave it a good college try though. >> christina, the russians couldn't even get the toilets working or finish their hotel rooms in time for the olympics. how will they do this? >> this is all talk. i am very skeptical of the report. $800 million for the first stage a? that's a low ball figure. and where are they getting the

money for that? i don't believe this report at all. >> you don't think russians can do it because they are asian? that's racist. >> i don't think they have the money. >> we don't have the money. that's for sure. >> joanne, would you consider living on the moon? >> no. you know what this is turning into? this is like space is the high school cafeteria and russia is like, this is our table and you can't sit here. i didn't want to because you are just going to be eating cheese. that's what the moon is made of. >> don't they have to be on the moon to claim it? >> i am on. >> this is a great show. i think it is total mean girls. >> speaking of mean girls you weigh a lot less on the moon. >> i did not consider this. you way 29.6 pounds on the moon.

can't we replace fat shame? >> if i could get into the jeans i wore in high school i would be on the moon tomorrow. >> now i want to go. then men who date me can pick me up and throw me around. everyone can do it on the moon. >> but then your poop flies everywhere and that's not attractive. >> and man gets more mad and throws you around more. they have ways of dealing with that. we have ways of dealing with yo are poop. >> i don't know that much about poop. >> it is called a bag. >> a plastic bag? okay. >> a very special thanks to jedediah bila, gavin mcbegin mcbegin -- gavin mcginnis. i will see you next time. who is on tomorrow? buck sexton is on tomorrow and joe mackey will be our correspondent. i may actually be hosting

again. that's all you have. have a -- oh i am not supposed to say that. bye guys.

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