♪ it's like a dirt magnet -- just like my kids. [ afi ] this is a danger zone. voilà. i am the queen of clean! [ zach ] yeah, this definitely beats hanging out on a step ladder. [ laughs ] good jump, baby! tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." are they teaching how to swim to uh sac noise enemy sharks? behind the scenes of this adorable program. and how much does the president estimate he spent on captain crunch serial -- cereal since he took office? >> $300 million. that is not a hyperbole. think about it. >> and finally, backyard rollercoasters. why some are calling them the perfect gift for those too early to go on vacation. >> she is so southern she deep

fries her trucker hat. and joanne. and he is tired of sitting on a couch through your dreams. it is andy levy. and his mustache ran a marathon in two hours and solving for pie to the millionth digit. former u.s. ambassador and fox news contributor, there he is. and despite the arrest he is also president of "red eye." boy that was read poorly. >> a block, the lead, that's the first story. hey, greg, i am the voice left in your head now that i murdered all of the others. >> didn't hear anything there. will you unplug or just shrug? they are urging viewers to put

down their smartphones and starten imaging with the people around them. -- and start engaging with the people around them. it makes us wonder -- >> is this evil? >> there you go. the five-minute film is called look up and it has 75 billion vies on youtube. the creator is depressed that we are social media obsessed. >> the media we call social is anything but. we open our computers, it is our doors we shut. all of the technology we have is just an illusion. a sense of inclueing -- inclusion yet when you step away from this device, you awaken to see a world of confusion. >> he rhymes everything with shun. i wonder if the answer is to shutdown your phone and look at your display. >> look up at your phone and shutdown the display. take in your surroundings and make the most of the day. just one real connection is all it can take to show you the difference that being there can make.

be there in the moment she gives you the look that you remember forever that's when love over took. hold your hand and first kiss your lips. the team you first disagreed. the time you don't have to tell what you have just done because you want to share this moment with just this one. >> heave out the part where -- leave out the part where he murders her. they have a baby and grandchildren and grow old together, but did any of these times happen? >> but none of these times ever happened, you never had any of this. when you are too busy looking down, you don't see the chances you miss. >> wow, mind blown. it has changed me forever. what happened to that guy because he didn't look up? let's see how this life actually plays out.

>> he didn't look up there either. i think we learned a lesson. everybody loves this video because it says how our new life is an illusion and we are missing out on everything and it is an indictment on digital society. isn't that centi sentimental? they watch it on the computer. it is total [bleep]. >> would anybody be taking this seriously if it was read by somebody with my accent? right? when you are in public and you put your hands behind your head and step away from the phone. >> i don't even know what you just said there. and it was the opposite of arousing. or was it? i want tell given the mumness below my -- my numbness below

my waist. people are are meeting on dating websites. >> you can explain this to me later. >> technology is great because people are bad. technology allows us to stay away from bad people. this guy is saying we are missing out on all of this strangers. strangers kill you. >> that can happen too. i think we are over obsessing on the technology both how wonderful it is and how it is changing things and over obsessing how bad it is. if you look in history it is much more important when they laid the transatlantic cable and communication went from weeks or months to hours. and then whether you are looking at your cell phone -- that's my perspective. >> i head mmhmm as if i knew. cross that point off my talking list.

you are obsessed with your smartphone. what is worse? the pact you look for yourself or others for gratification? >> they are really the same thing, aren't they? >> the number one rule is you never look people in the eye. they will ask you for money or tell you to smile which is the worst thing. >> or ask you out. or how much you cost which is worse. >> and i think that certainly we could benefit from a little less time spent on our devices. however, it has improved life, like you are saying. i can stalk ex-boyfriends on-line without them knowing. and i can order dinner from my couch and have it arrive in 20 to 30 minutes. >> that's fantastic. the fact you are ordering it on your couch means you will miss out on that person that walks by. >> i could miss out on them paying the bill.

>> i think you are doing men a favor by staying at home. >> i really enjoy the spoken word. i think it is better than drugs. >> that's good. that's a good upbeat message to end on. will this video make you look up more? you are very depressed. >> i look up all the time. i look up from my computer to my tv. i might be watching a movie on my computer while i have twitter going and i am getting texts on my phone. >> i have a lot going on. >> can i interrupt? andy has one of those hospital tv's that connect to the wall. yes you do! >> i have a thing i can put my ipad in. >> it is like -- it is for somebody who has it and moves it inside. >> i am saving you for not

being bed ridden. >> i don't need british tom shillue telling me things. he says stop watching this video. he should have said this at the beginning. he is a total hipocrite. >> social media actually helps relationships. i figure the guy who called me a dumb [bleep] because i am in favor of raising tolls is not yelling at his wife because he is cursing at me on twitter. >> it is a nice distraction. instead of beating his wife he is saying awful things to you. that's my argument for swearing. i said this today on another show. violence as a trend has gone down wheel swearing has gone up. is that a correlation? i think you need to hug me now. i have frozen shoulder. he is down in the dumps because he is surrounded by chumps. president obama, if that's his real name isn't mad at the

world. he is just disappointed. this is according to the new york editor who went on a is named afterow called a 6 act and to explain why life is unkind. i wonder if he said that is what is frustrating about obama is that the world seems to disappoint him. >> and that is what is frustrating to me is that the world seems to disappoint him. >> al uh shad disuh points him and putin as well and the fighting is missing in the presidency. >> you know who else is disappointed with the world?

>> there is so much out there for that little cat. you can be in a beautiful park, but still be sitting there at the end of the thing there and be sad, ambassador. i think we learned something here. >> look. obama is the smartest man in the world. he told us that. he has said he could be a better press spokesman than his press spokesman and a better speech writer than his chief of staff ssments -- chief of staff. of course the rest of the world disappoints him. this is at the center of what is wrong with this administration. it is why he can't stand opposition and it is why he doesn't govern. just do what he says. he would feel a lot better and so would you. >> you you agree then? >> and he agrees. obama is the smartest man. we know that. he knows that. >> is it a nice excuse for never blaming yourself for

everything. it is always them. it is never me. >> i think the american people sense this us from -- frustration. the american people are very optimistic and upbeat and they want to be happy. when they sense that in the leader of the nation they think something is wrong with them. >> why can't you pep up? >> or just take charge. >> i don't think that will work. you are always disappointed when the bar calls the last call. >> this reminds me of how in classes you have the teacher who would say i'm so disappointed in all of you. it doesn't inspire your kids and doesn't make you want to do your job. if you focus on the positives and you are an optimist like me, the world is your oyster.

i should be his life coach. >> your life coaches are generally miserable people. >> he wasn't talking like me, greg. much like me, president obama is a romantic. much like me the state of reality has forced him to become a cynic. the problem is the use of the word disappointed. you seriously miss judged them. you must be surprised by the way they acted when you should have known that's how they were going to act. so we should remember that it was not owe bough ma you's, but there is no excuse for being -- i can't believe putin would do that. >> it is a malase. >> the president himself has said this. he acts like it is the cold

war in the 19th century. what world is the president? >> he read the first half of the rise and fall. >> but he has grown. originally he used to be just disuh ponted with the united states -- disappointed with the united states. it was us that needed to work and face the rest of the world. he has moved on. >> he wanted to dispense with congress and now he candice pens the rest of humanity and then it may work out. >> i think he should run for president of earth. i think that would be awesome. >> would he leave washington if he did that? >> do you think every president in the second term feels this way? >> i think by the time of the 6th and 7th and 8th years that presidents have lost a lot of their energy. there is no reason in his case because he hasn't done much.

>> all of those vacations take a lot out of you. >> all right you two. >> this goes back to the thing i have been talking about for the last 30 years everyone hates the president by the 6th year. >> you need two terms because then the -- you would force him to pay attention, any president. i don't know if that is true. [no audio]. >> all right then.

well, screw you, ambassador. is it from a foe or the huff-po? they released a report targeting the u.s. which could have been written by the huffington post. the critique is a response to a u.n report on human rights violations in north korea. some of the highlights include under the citizenship act, racialism is getting more severe in the u.s. the u.s. is a living hell as elementary rights are violated. the number of impoverished people increased last year. bills on easing arms control were adopted and as a result the u.s. witnessed an increasing number of gun related crimes. and fox news should stop talking about benghazi and focus more on how hamsters can't rock climb. look at this kim jong-un.

>> i honestly think that was beautiful. >> it took him 13 years to build that wall. >> let me go to you. that report when i was reading it could have been in the "new york times". >> that is what is so comical about it. my favorite line is the u.s. is a leafing hell. yes, i want to live in a country where i don't have -- where i may get eaten by a dog. >> were you referring to de stroit? that is -- detroit? that is out of line. >> north korea is in serious shape. more and more china is looking at it is it a liability and is it an asset?

he is not agreeing with me. >> this is great. can i talk about nuclear weapons for 30 seconds or so? >> i would rather you talk about them. >> this report is something worth reading. the part written by andy's friend snowden where they talk about the american population under surveillance. >> do you even watch person of interest? >> if your assumptions are the same as a crazy man it should worry you. >> but what it shows is they understand better than predecessor regimes. they need to go on the pr offensive. there are people that will read that report seriously and

it points out real defects of hours. >> you dated kim jong-un in the 90s. it didn't work out too well. where is his head at? >> i always told him hey pot, stop calling me black. get it? i'm the kettle. >> can you explain that? >> he is saying all of these things. obama had -- spends money on these luxuries luxuries luxuries and these vacations. he spends -- he has billions of dollars and spends so much on watches, purses -- not purses for him. >> like on all of these things he talks about our prisons, but they have would00,000 north koreans in the secret camps. again look at your own self. i feel like you are unamerican. >> what do you think, andy? you are unamerican for agreeing with everything he

says. >> i don't agree with everything he says. just the part about being watched all the time. >> a couple weeks ago they put out a steament and went after -- a statement and went out to the human rights council and said as for kirby, he is a disgusting lecher with a 40 odd year long career of homosexuality. that was his job. he is now over 70, but he is still anxious to get married to his homosexual partner. this practice can never be found in north korea. in fact, it is ridiculous for such gay to sponsor dealing with other human rights issues. suddenly huff-po is upset. >> we have to go. ambassador bolton's mustache teaches us how to make a mean gumbo using only ingredients from the wood shed.

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sporting events. it can be sprinkled on food and even snorted. as soon as i heard the news this product had been approved, it became clear that palcohol will become the kool-aid of teen bipg bipg -- binge drinking. >> are you trying 20* ban it or market it. >> great pr. >> wonder where he got the idea to snort it. palcohol does have side effects. i believe we have video of somebody who over indulged. >> i didn't know sarah jessica parker had a brother. come on. >> i said brother.

>> ambassador, this is local and it is legal. when you have something legal that is not for kids you have to have an id. why when splg takes a -- why when something takes a different form it will be used for something evil. >> next they will ban mixing your palcohol in your jumbo drink. this is politicians seeking air time and they get it. so what else do do they want? they don't need palcohol if they are on television. >> power, manipulation. i used to think that when the word nanny was supposed to be fun. >> mary poppins. >> it is the opposite of fun. that is not right. >> it is the opposite of fun. anything chuck schumer wants a to do, the fact he is against it i am so for it. i can't wait. it will be like pop rocks.

there are already so many ways you can do damage, jello shot and evennen gnaw ma. >> don't get an umbrella drink. >> i learn so much on this show. >> serious, don't do the alcohol. it is very dangerous. >> do you salt the rim? >> margaritas, people. people are so sick. >> ambassador, please. >> powder, is -- how will you

cope with the pain without the liquid version? >> i will go to the store and get alcohol which is what this is. they should just tax it like regular stuff. sell it the same way. he is talking about bringing it to school dances.ing in flasr they are already drunk or take lister rein and then sprung lig it on someone else's food, come on, roofies are so such more -- so much more effective. >> you are not condoning that. >> no. >> you are a doctor. >> if you drink too much water you will die. should we ban water? >> notice what i did there. >> clever. what is to stop an individual from sprinkling it on anybody's food, but that is

the same for anything. >> cocaine. >> well, i ordered pasta and when they -- when it showed up they sprinkled parma sean cheese on it. it smells like dirty feet mixed with vomit. i don't know my point. >> it is just because something is harmful it shouldn't be illegal. >> if it is illegal for those who want to use it is wrong way it should be okay for those who want to do it the right way. >> they are legal. i don't know what point i was making except i was thinking about how i hate parma sean cheese. you know why? it reminds me of sawdust, and it looked like that. >> it is like the big wedges.

>> what does that mean? >> you have the veal parm. and then it melts on. >> you just woke up. we were -- no, no, when you were a kid and a kid threw up. one kid threw up and then another kid. they throw sawdust on there and that -- >> and then cleaned it up? >> leave it there to soak it up. they also use it in porn theaters. don't ask how i know. >> coming up the c block. when you wake up feeling grah choose grip bell just because. grip bell has not been evaluated by the fda. >> there she is. looks like her front though.

would you eat grilled cheese delivered on a brees? a food company could send toasty sandwiches to customers in new york city via parachute. look at that. they are based in australia, the country best known for the movie character alligator thompson calls himself a float down eat re. i thought that was funny. here is how it works. you order on-line and then stand in an area marked with

an x and then an employee wraps the sandwich grilled cheese and drops it out of a window to you. i will go to you, joanne. as a bulemic is it nice to see food? it is coming to you instead of the reverse. it is weird. >> it may be a form of therapy. which could be nice. >> but it is tasty. why stop at grilled cheese? i want pizza. i want pbj. what about a chicken salad, sandwich. >> i don't like chicken salad because i don't like crunchy with soft. i like soft and i like crunchy, but you can't put it together because that's wrong. then you don't know what will go where. >> textures are technically good in food. on our food show here we are learning a lot.

>> i was supposed to be on "red eye." what happened? >> let me ask you, ambassador, mr. i know everything because i was in the white house, is this a good idea? >> it is a good idea. personally i would rather have my food delivered by drones. you don't have to stand under where they make the grilled cheese sandwich. deliver it to my house and we can order hell fired missiles. >> what do those taste like? >> have i a their reand it was developed by -- i have a theory. they don't feel like delivering their own food and cooking. they are in their room and baking grilled cheese sandwiches and throw it out the window. they figured out a marketing plan that indulges their laziness. >> i did that with lasagna. i throw pieces at people and

they catch it. >> can i come to your house? >> it will create chaos with sandwiches coming out of the sky. i can't help but think of the episode wkrp in cincinnati with the turkey drop. it is like bags of wet cement. >> but those are alive. a grilled cheese has no feelings. although peta may argue. >> andy, where do you come down on this if you come down on this at all? >> when i first heard about it i thought it was a delivery service. i thought there were drones and they would drop the stuff in the chute. you said this was done by lazy people? i substitute stoned. it is done by people highly, highly baked. pizza is a good idea, but not in a bag. putting food in a bag is cheesy. drop slices of pizza and french fries. each fry gets its own

parachute. >> that's all right. they are like pledgets army -- little army men. >> they should do frashutto. >> this is all just waiting out there. >> i will take five grilled cheese. >> i with i will take an ounce of cheese. >> it is no dice for rice. which means it is time for tonight's special edition of -- >> is this racist? >> there we go. over the weekend condoleezza rice, if that's her real name, announced she would not deliver her planned commencement address at rutgers university due to protest by students and faculty. the former of -- former secretary of state said it should be a time of celebration for the graduates and the families.

rutgers invitation has become a disfraction for the ufort -- for the university. he wrote a letter expressing his disappointments. he said it is a pleas where diversity of opinions are encouraged. speaking of being ons trough sized. ostracized. >> poor little robot cat. >> finally got a real story to sink your teeth into. did this ever happen to you some. >> i go to the university campuses all the time. nobody demonstrates against me. nobody throws things at me. conde did a gracious thing.

i understand why she did it. this was conde saying i don't want to be part of the issue. apparently the university administration was standing behind her. maybe withdrawing later would have been the right thing to do, but withdrawing too soon encourages these goons. >> i didn't think about that. maybe she had other plans and she was looking for a way out. >> it is not football season, although the draft is coming up. maybe she had to get ready. >> do you think she made a mistake? >> i think she made a mistake and i find it disgusting. if the far left believes in freedom of speech as long as you are speaking and expressing what they believe, i can't wait until they g out on the real world and actually get a job and get along with other people and understand other people's beliefs and where they are coming from.

>> you are a a jersey girl. are you embarrassed by your state university? >> no, i don't care. >> there is so much more to be embarrassed about. >> good point. most students, most cool students don't care. you won't even remember who the speaker is. you want to get this over with. they are too long because there are thousands of kids graduating. they just want to get to the parties. >> you are throwing up in a bag from the night before anyway. no one is paying attention to this wonderful moment. >> spa day, andy. go ahead and defend your heros, rutgers protesters. the administration deserves

credit. it is not often the president doesn't cave. that's assuming they didn't pressure her which maybe they did. for her to back out, it is bakely -- it is furthering the heckler's veto. congratulations to the protesters because now a white man is giving the speech. >> good for them. >> and he is an old white male. old, straight, white guy. >> is he single? >> bring a bank statement. >> poor joanne. time to take a break. don't think about leaving me now. i'm doing an autographed copy g gutfeld. if you haven't got a hoodie what are you waiting for?

mow it is getting annoying.

>> she and her beret have something to say. monica lewinski is finally clearing the air about the affair which raises the question should she and bill get back together? that's on tonight -- that's the subject -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> qel come to to -- welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate. host of tonight's "red eye" debate. as always your ticket stub is good for one free song at karaoke carl's. that was andy's request. monica lewinski says they deeply regret the affair.

she has thoughts of suicide and sought jobs and communications and branding. but was often told she wasn't rete because of her history or herstroy. lewinski says she get recognized every day. looking back at the scandal she not only -- she says not only what she arguably was the most humiliated person in the world, thanks to the drudge report i was the first person whose global humiliation was driven by the internet. i raise the question again, should she and bill get back together? ambassador, this is not a debate so you must take a side. >> what side? i was a white house intern myself back in the day. i never got famous and nobody offered me billions. even though i worked for richard nixon. i am amazed by the whole thing. >> were you hurt by this? >> i was deeply hurt.

she is 40 years old. it is about time to get over it. i thought what she said was sensible. maybe now we are finished. w45* is at issue here is getting this out of the way so hillary can run for president. >> this was a preemptive strike. let's do it two years ahead. >> i heard the debates and the conspiracy theories. there is always a why now, but i don't think it is related to hillary and her run for the president. if lewinski wanted to do hillary a favor wouldn't she have done it in 2008 when she needed an edge and greater sympathy? i just think the girl needs to get a job, right? she is trying to get herself out there. she just made a 6 tape and she and her family could have got a show and married to a rap star. >> that is so true, joanne, true. >> yes, of course. do you think she and bill gets back together.

if hillary goes to the white house she needs her retaliation, right? she will find a male intern, but he will not be shamed like lewinski. he will be uh pleaded. applauded. i don't know why she is doing this now. i agree with one thing she says in the beyonce coping and monica lewinski on the dress. and that is true. scientifically. >> purely. >> 16 years to theng about that one. >> greg, this whole story is problematic. the bottom line is bill clinton did just fine after his affair and monica did not. two reasons for that. one is 6ism and monica -- sexism and monica is a shut and bill clinton being bill

clinton. at least monica was honest about servicing him. she gets more credit. >> that's a fair point. if hillary is elected hire monica. give her a job. after all monica gave one to bill. >> coming up, a sexy, sexy >> coming up, a sexy, sexy story you don't want to mess.

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she had contact lens dream where the contact is bigger than your eye. isn't that creepy? you still get it into your eye, don't you? it is the creepest dream ever. >> it is the fors dream ever. >> anybody with contacts dreams they have a giant contract that doesn't fit on his face. a new "red eye" returns tomorrow with sam morrell. >> e block. the last story. that's the last story. >> she had áq, in the sky with her parents nearby. a drunk brit tesh woman, is there any other kind, was caught joining the mile high club on a virgin atlantic flight she took with her mother and pear or mum and dad

as they say in the discustodying country. during the flight the woman in her twipts hit it off with the stranger next door. we don't have evidence of that. they eventually went to the bathroom and why not disstreet. when confronted she lost her temper and her parents watched their carefree daughter get hand sup cuffed to a chase. she was released with a warning and perhaps chlamydia. i have no -- have you belong to several clubs. >> if it happened on the way to las vegas and not leaving. on the way to las vegas. >> that's why you are an ambassador. >> she wanted her trip to start off with a bang. >> in front of her parents. >> they took a xanax and were

out. >> i think she had an ambien and had a drink. all weird stuff on planes happens because you are mixing a sleeping aid with alcohol. i i don't understand how sun chips and rages makes somebody lorn -- horny and works for one woman. >> you have a sick, sad, strange woman. but i am willing to experiment. andy, you said 12 to 15 years behind bars would have been more -- a more suitable punishment. this story is problematic. it is all about the woman. what about the guy sph? it is slut shaming. >> were his parents on the plane too 1234*. >> we don't know. we are focused on the girl.

it sets up a white male and is problematic. >> you are just another white male. >> let's call nsa and get to the bottom of this. >> somebody got to the bottom. here is what i am trying to figure out. why wasn't he mentioned? >> it was ghost sex. >> i am never flying. >> i don't want to smear the sewards. >> they made a point about flirtatious behavior. >> so she should sue them. >> i don't want to shut shame virgin. i always fly those. i want to see them. two look leak they could fit in a laboratory.

>> i had a terrorist in a glove -- trist in a double lung compartment. tv andy now.

we'll see you back here, same time, same place, same channel. >> tonight on huckabee. >> i want the members of this committee to find the facts for the families that lost their loved ones. >> speaker boehner announce a select committee. democrats a cows the republicans of playing politics. >> it is:te >> committee members join the governor tonight. >> guys, do you know what civics is? >> car. richard dreyfuss said the basic lack of knowledge of