mysterious disappearance of jennifer kessy. o'reilly factor up next. have a great weekend, everybody: good night. the o'reilly factor is on, tonight. >> fasten your seat belts, dennis miller or vladimir putin, new jersey governor christie. >> i start wearing an orange cone on my head like i was the lead singer for devo. >> whip it. whip it good. >> jesse watters tries to find out what people think about the state of our country. >> cuba has communism and we have what? >> stress. >> we have stress? >> we have a lot of stress. >> he is the vice president. joe biden, yes. >> it's watters world meets miller time. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone.

the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ hi i'm poirl. thanks for watching the special edition of the factor. watters world meets miller time. hide the kids because the next hour will be very provocative, entertaining and at times a bit over the top. we begin with the d man. >> so you believe that barack obama wants to diminish the power of america? >> well, billy, you say every night i hear you almost saying he is too smart. he must have a play. he doesn't have a play, billy. he doesn't have a play, man. this isn't any jujitsu thing. this is the way he sees the thing. >> i know the thing. >> i'm only hoping the future is russia and china both go after the same piece of meat like crimea. wipe each other out and we come into the number one position. >> barbecue, i was on a

mission when i got the call. >> i'm just thankful he keeps biden out of it if he he sends plugs mackenzie over there we could all get vaporized. >> imagine, imagine. >> i'm just happy. putin next year is going to be on "dancing with the stars." ♪ >> listen, at this point, putin is in obama's head. it's like that dennis weaver film called dual. he drives along. banging him in the back. it's scaring the living hell out of him. he ain't going to do anything. just run a little faster. just the way it is. >> now, do you like merkel in germany? do you like her? >> i like putin's chest better than merkel's. listen. the hun. i don't know what's either at your throat or at your feet. listen, they have a bad track record. they can't jump into a war again unless somebody is bungee jumping off a building in berlin. they can't go back in. >> they help out a little

bit. then we have olan in france. he may be selling putin some carriers. >> well if he wants to scare putin have him wake up in the bed like the horse and the godfather. >> moved to it moscow or did something over there because he didn't want to pay taxes. >> he ate moscow. >> pot, you know, we are worried about the kids having a message sent to them that this is okay. >> when you've got a president who was in something called the gang, the smoke is out of the bong on this one, billy. when you take 112 weeks of unemployment and you mix in healthcare on your parents until you are 26. you have 50 million people on food stamps to buy munchies. throw in some of the other things you can get out

there. this whole country is about to turn into bill and ted's excellent adventure 3. >> excellent. >> and the guy who is going to tell us all about that is jay carney, white house spokesman who has a different look, miller. let's put it up and get your grooming critique on it. >> well, billy, i would say, this he has been acting as a beard for this president for five years. why not grow one, okay? at this point, why don't you put a pedometer to measure how podantik he is. he blows more smoke than a death rattle and like i said that whole pressroom has turned into men staring at goats blaming other goats. >> new hampshire. there is a congressman woman up there named ann custer and ann had a little -- that's right. get your last -- joke ready, everyone. so ann custer has a town hall meeting and here is what happened. roll the tape.

>> you can address benghazi? >> what are you going to do about benghazi? why isn't benghazi at the top of your issue? >> well, i'm certainly not here to talk about it. we are here to talk about the middle east. >> that is the middle east. >> lynn i can't is like right in the middle of the middle east. benghazi is is the middle east. >> so -- >> -- she looks like, billy, she looks as stupid as mo howard after shrimping him with a ballpean hammer in the head. does anyone notice that our stupid people doesn't have a dunst cap? they now have a gavel. she has no idea what benghazi is. she thinks it's one of the three actors with john and peter faulk in the film husband. >> no, ben. >> was done wrong but it's done so be it. >> this woman is so stupid she couldn't make it into jeff dunham's act. >> holy crap you laughed on

that one. >> look at that crazed over look on her eyes like it's a ban roll on applicator. >> it keeps you dryer than anyone and i believe it. >> village idiot he she makes patty murray look like marie curry and she looks like -- stolen his brain while he slept. >> is that all? >> sorry. i'm venting. i use. >> shorts in there or anything like that. >> no. no. >> same stuff i used to tell a shrink for 400 bucks an hour. now you pay me. >> watters world on deck. the citizenship test. can you pass it? watters is next.

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they have to know something about america. and answer six outng of ten questions correctly. we sent watters toers philadelphia, the cradle of liberty to give the test to some americans ♪ ♪ >> now let me ask you a few questions here. 13 stripes on the american flag. what do those represent?3 >> 13 cyclones. >> oh -- colonies. >> i'm going to be awful at this. >> you know this. >> do i?ed >> freedom, let me think, being free and being happy. >> getting what you want. >> that's what the stripes st represent? >> to me they do. >> surely you can't be serious. >> i don't know. >> 13 clones. -- colonies. >> first 13 colonies? >> economic model here in the united states of america, what is that? >> i'm honestly not too sure about that. >> to me, i'm not the

brainiac of all of brainiacs or anything. >> you are not? >> no. > money? >> known. i >> everybody knows that. has communism. and we have, what? stresses. >> stress? >> we have a lot of stress. we have capitalism. we have some socialism aspects of our economy. >> unfortunately. >> is this fox news?us >> just kiddingt around. >> i'm just being humorous. >> how many senators are thered in the u.s. senate? >> you know this. >> 10. >> only like 300 and something. >> about 25 or more. how >> how many senators are there in the united states? even going there. i'm so bad at this stuff. t >> 52? >> more.>> >> 60? >> more. >> 70? >> more. >> 80? >> more. >> 100? >> yes. >> they taught you that in

school. >> no, i'm far out ofes? school. >> it didn't take? >> 50 states? >> that's not right. >> who was the president during world war ii? >> here to door roosevelt. >> close. >> jfk?? >> close. >> there you go again. >> >> had to be nixon or something. >> sherman? >> i actually know that one. >> i can't remember his name. oh my god george washington. >> we have to deport you.o >>h, roosevelt. >> my goodness, who wasve t president of the united states during world war ii? >> roosevelt. franklin d. roosevelt, baby, yes. >> do you vote? >> i haven't voted in a couple of years because i have had my own emotional thoughts about it.>> i >> when you vote for the in president, what month do you vote in? >> when i do vote, it's right around spring. >> april isn't it. >> november? >> october? >> november?pres

>> november. >> do you ever watch o'reilly factor on fox news?nov >> i have seen o'reilly a couple times. i like his show. >> i heard what it is. my roommate watches it. >> i'm in to the paranormal. >> ever heard of watters world? >> no. i'm watters and this is my world right here. o >> really really? >> oh, here now is jesse watters. so it's kinds of grim again, right?ow >> pathetic out there. it was a bad one. i'm from philly so that hurt. that really hurt. >> so you asked how many people -- >> -- 1212 people. the quiz?you ot >> right. >> how manyy passed? >> three. >> three people passed? >> three out of 12. when immigrants take it, 90%>> t pass. >> because they are studying. stripes on the flag, 13ripe

colonies. >> i thought world war ii fdr. >> only half got that right. i get letters all the time watters looks for idiots. look for done people talk to the first 10 people you willou see, ask what the national debt is.ma >> does that have to do -- do you just pick people that you see? >> on this shoot i talked to 12 people.ople we put 11 people in the package. >> i don't think these people looked dumb. >> when you said i'm going to get this person and get them on the air. is there any criteria. >> if someone has piercingd pu or supermodel they are going to be on watters world. tattoo on the face. >> smartest guy was the black guy in the cap. >> five for five.>> t >> he knew everything? >> he ran the table. i have been to harvard. i have been to columbia. there is a lot ofnd dumb people out there.en t >> you should have gone up lot

to harvard for that one. >> not everybody is in form. >> all right, watters world. no one knows where he is going next. except me. >> when we come right back, it will be miller time. wild one this evening. >> let's take it over to zeke for a second. is he somehow the salesman manages to make willie look like ron. and he has quite a saliva plume going there. run the log disney in that spittle for god's sake. new car!

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hard ball at least some people on the right would go all right, my man is ready to throw this time through. let's nominate him.

>> get right to the sage of southern california. joins us now from santa barbara where the temperature is 59 degrees. a catastrophe in that area miller 9 degrees new york city what say you? >> 50 better than you, my friend. it gets cold once in ail who. i like what you said about the green bay packer fans? ha are you going to do? it's weather. get on with it. >> you have got tomorrow brace it. >> billy, i have to say, apropos of the weather, the great larry man died yesterday favorite christmas special rudolph the red nose reindeer. >> the name is uconn --

yukon cornelius. >> bounce all bumbles at half mast. >> didn't i ever tell you about bumbles? bumbles bounce. >> you are the only human being in the world who would eulogize larryman. >> favorite christmas show. thank you larry for all the christmas. >> i understand what's happening here. >> public policy polling, ppp. and i'm going to read the questions and we'll put them on the screen and miller is going to comment. unbelievable. >> larger conspiracy and ozwald knew all about him. couple things i couldn't answer. i would probably have to put myself in the not sure here because there are a couple of things after years i still can't answer about that assassination. >> i think he shot lincoln, i think he shot garfield. i think he shot mckinley. >> he would be too old. he couldn't do that. >> i think zachery taylor gas astro gas astro enter

rights. >> i think he shot j.r. ewing. >> and i think he might have knocked up january jones from mad men. >> you are going to have a lot of first kisses. >> we are going to put you in the not sure category. >> that was busy. >> do you believe that reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and manipulate our societies or not? [ laughter ] >> the president never said you were going to have unlimited choice of any doctor in the country you want to go. >> wait, wait. no. he asked a question. if you like your doctor you can can can keep your doctor, did he not say that sir? >> yes, but, look, if you want to pay more for an insurance company that pays for your doctor you can do that. >> all right. what do you say about that. >> as for ezekiel immanuel, i know his brother are ay. it would be disenjunous to say he used to be my agent but he headed the agency.

i like ari, he is funny, he is smart. he gets it he plays rough in show business which i like. i will tell you this if he had developed a script of the obamacare rollout and writer named ezekiel manual showed one a script. ari would whack him. he is not going to say that if this were his script, the guy wouldn't be on the payroll anymore. let's take it over to zeke for a second. he somehow as a salesman manages to make -- look like kind of saliva plume going there disney in that spittle for god's sake. >> i know where they put the keystone pipeline right back here jaw suffering succotash. at least he is -- in the b.s. trying to get me to swallow. billy, the simple fact is this. for house of cards. you go down in the records with the architect who broke the tacoma narrows bridge.

i requested some footage, the greater walter lance provided this when i first watched woody woodpecker when i was a kid. >> there is obamacare right there if it was a bridge. i'm going to continue to call it obamacare although they call it the affordable healthcare act. now, i will change calling it obamacare when the president changes his name to barack affordable. all i'm asking of ezekiel immanuel is this. where is the disappointment for god's sake? why do you scold us? the web site is a siv. i eliminate the middle man and sign my power of attorney over to julian assange. >> lastly the last name ezekiel has a lot of religious connotations to it went back and researched three major prawfts in the old testament. isaiah who ruined the new york knicks. jeremiah as in wright who returned that church in chicago and now there is ezekiel as in immanuel who

ruined obamacare. >> did you memorize all of that or were you reading that off the card. >> yes. >> you memorized it. >> that's what i do. i'm on the o'reilly factor. >> that was really good, miller. i will watch the rerun. >> did you memorize all of that? >> that's what i do, i'm on the o'reilly factor. >> watters world on deck. jesse, earth day, and you. moments away. captain: this is a tip. bellman: thanks, captain obvious. captain: and here's a tip. when you save money on hotel rooms, it's just like saving money on anything else that costs money. like shoes, textiles, foreign investments, spatulas, bounty hunters, javelins...

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watters world. last week the nation celebrated earth day. although many missed it there were some events around the country. we sent watters down to one in lower manhattan. ♪ ♪ >> happy earth day. >> happy earth day. best day of the year. >> that'sy. great.ap >> what country do you think is the biggest polluter. >> america. >> probably us. [ buzzer ]r >> i'm going toob say us. [ buzzerbl ] >> i will say us. >> why?troi >> have you been to detroit. >> someone has the wrong idea around here. >> which sunou tri, do yountry think is the biggest polluter. >> i don't know that you are asking mete nonsense, kid. >> what are you so mad about? >> i would say south america somewhere.am >> south america is not a>> country. amo >> china. massive coal they use in in production. >> don't be an idiot. come on.n >> shut up. >> don't be a moron. >> what is global warming?

>> i don't really know what it is, but i just believe ine global warming. >> people say the earth is getting warmer. [crickets chirping] >> why is they saying that? >> over the last 15 years, h how much has the earth's temperature increased? >> who the heck knows? global warming is not caused by mother nature. it's caused by god bringing? judgment. okay? [thunder] >> how much do you think the earth has warmed over the last 15 years? >> 35. [ buzzer ] >> 3.75 degrees. [ buzzer ] >> 15 degrees. >> 100 and something degrees? >> that would cook you right h here on the sidewalk. burdens. >> 1. [ buzzer ] .11. >> i thought there was global warming. what happened? >> what, cat got your tongueid i or did it eat that for breakfast, too? >> whoa, whoa. are you okay?yo are you looking. >> i think i found it. s >> stranger danger, strangerstra danger. >> what is worse for the

environment, cars or cows? >>t? i'm going to say cars but in a weird way i feel like it's the cows, cars. >> [ buzzer ] >> cars. > cows, can you believe that. b >> no, i didn't believe that. >> it's true the u.n. said so.. >> that explains it. u.n >> do you believe the u.n. > yeah.e i feel like it's a give and take and we get to it eat them but you can't eat a car. >> cows, because they farther. -- fart. >> i feel extreme relaxation. >> how do you personally help the environment? >> ill recycle. i drive a really efficient car. >> i don't litter. >> wow, see,e, that is very green of you. >> yeah.y >> you aregr like al gore. yea >> who is al gore? y >> he was the vice president. big green guy? [growling] >> i'm wearing my magicaly. crystals. i love the earth. >> okay. can you heal me withca those crystals? >> i can can put it on youre wi third eye. amethyst. soak it in, soak it in. >> oh my god.. >> oh myth god. >> i grow a lot of plants. >> you grow plants. >> yes. >> what kind of vegetables

do you have. >> tomatoes. >> big tomatoes. >> pretty big size. >> juicy?oe could i try one h of your tomatoes one time. o >> if you come over ♪ dream weaver.e >> i have a headache. >> i'm a wacky chicken but i believe in love. >> you can give bill some advice on how to be a green guy? >> i just want to invite bill to take a few moments to tap right into here. >> tap in, bill. >> what do you think hell. should do to help the environment? >> buy up all the beef. >> where's beef? >> use solar panel, tell people to recycle. >> do you watch watters world. >> i have not. >> i'm watters and you are in my world right now. >> fabulous, i'm so happy to be here.>> >> i don't buy that. hap >> i'm not buying that either. here is watters. first question, china is the world's biggest polluter, right? >> and then u.s. number two and india, japan, russia. >> those are the four.

china, india, japan, i'm surprised about japan. >> they are big number a >> they sharks over there, too. >> not friendly. >> russia. >> russia is a big polluter. >> big country. >> where are we on that pollution list? >> we're number two, i think china is 10 billion met trick tons -- >> we're the second biggest. >> we're half of china. so they are blowing us out of the water. >> on the global temperature rise. >> right. >> you had it on the screen, it's almost flat in the first 35 years. >> over the last 100 years, it's a one percent increase. miller says about 300 years ago, the guys using leeches and rubbing sticks together for fire, trust them to give you an accurate reading. >> since 1901. >> right, there are the polar bears sweating up there in new finland. the biggest polluter car and cow and the cow because of the --

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disappointed with president obama. so we sent watters to the sundance film festival to find out. hollywood is disappointed with president obama. we sent film festival to find out. >> john, what are you doing here? >> i'm trying to enjoy the film festival. f what do you think?o yo >> are you acting right now or is this reality? >> that is the stupidest question. >> shut up.. >> you are getting prettyy famous now. >> not really.

>> you are getting here. you think i'm jonna hill and i am not. >> tech it nicly you do work for me. >> what do you think thenk most important problem in america is rightht now? >> oh, come on. >> this is what you are going to ask y me? >> the biggest problem? well, inequality. >> the one that is most personal to me is global warming. i can't find my toes right to now. >> this is not a perfect example of global warming. >> iam like warm hugs. >> in 2014 the red and the blue is literally split down middle. >> i think that thearit disparity between the rich and the poor continues. >>ue so, instead of taking the really wealthy and then shrinking them down to theto t size of the poor, maybe we should lift the poor up instead? >> well, if i'm confused, everybody must be. ♪ >> are you disappointed in president obama at all? al >> no. >> why not. >> i'm disappointed in bill o'reilly. >> i think he willte go downwill as without a doubt having

cleaned up jimmy carter being the worst president ever. >> i think the healthi kn plan -- i know it's in the j perfect but, jesus, we have got to start somewhere. >> with all the record unemployment and benghazi ben scandal and obamacare debacle. >> benghazi scandal, we kind of know that's -- i mean you and i agree that that is bs>> w now, right? >> why is that bs american ambassador was establishmented and he wasn't rescued. >> what was the scandal? >> because therel was noo protection for him. he was never arrested. re >> who cut -- who is cutting -- who is cutting the protection? who is cutting the budget?>> >> who did? >> the republicans. >> did you know the senate intelligence committee had nothing to do with therepu protection? >> i i want hillary. >> big hillary fan? >> big hillary fan. >> well lady freaking da. >> bill o'reilly has a quick question for you. big fan by any chance? no? >> no. >> okay. >> he wants let down by the

president. >> [inaudible] >> please answer the question.>> >> a guy who means to do the right thing. he has towh pick his battlesing. but his heart is in the right place. he is not a schemer. he is he not devious. >> well now who ever told that you. >> are you worried about him reading your emails or what's in your phone calls?chem >> i'm not at all. >> nsa snooping or none of that gets on your nerves. dude. dude it's not funny dude.ude, >> bill o'reilly says hello by the way. >> oh tell him [inaudible] >> get out of here. >> big fan of bill's and i o collect all of his books. >> he works with us.f i remember o'reilly when hee was a tough reporter at abc. >> what was bill like back at abc. >> he was a [bleep] >> did you ever watch the o'reilly factor on fox news channel? >> no. >> you seem like a big factor fan that surprises me. >> oh,se no, no, no. >> yes, yes. >> i have a problem with pigeons. [ laughter ]

>> whoa. >> that guy is as screwy as you are. >> i'm a huge factor fan.guy i love bill o'reilly. >> bill, you are the nicest guy in the world.he >> yeah, yeah, you. you are good. >> thanks for the vote of confidence. >> here now is watters. so did n they happen to see you generally speaking? >> no. i got admonished by thet brats at sundance because i asked mark about benghazi and red ford's guys called me and said you can't ask people about that. you have to ask people about their movies. >> ruffelo looks like a thinker. he knew what you were talking about. >> he was a thinker and engaged. >> tomei he just ran away.ld >> if i saw you, i would bolt.. >> a lot of guys ran away, though. >> sundance film festival is a robert redford thing. independent movies that hollywood people go there and try to sell those movies to get them into the theaters, right? >> big guys that come pick them up and buy them and distribute them.

>> everybody is competing to see who the most buzz and hottest film.go they have are these gifting suites. all the celebrities flock and snatch up as much free stuff as they can.k >> did you get free stuff. >> no. i just got a steak continuer. >> disrespectful? >> is that that's right.inne >> the celebrities are there and brought in by the movie companies in and that to schmooze. you can understand when youh show up asking aboutlove benghazi? >> right. they didn't want t anything to do with me. >> continue narrow, was he -- >> -- i was specially intimidated by continue narrow because is he one of my idols. >> he has got that look. >> he is going to kill me with his eyes. he was nice. followfollow-up questions becaue i was a little intimidated. >> is he a slow talker though. you can't get him on live. but, all of these people,n outside of wayne newton, he they are all liberal people. >> i think mitt romneyy showed up because he has got a film there he got a littleot applause when he went inhere there. >> you didn't see romney though, right? >> i tried rsvp and get but

they denied me. >> romney people denied you? >> do you believe that? >> jesse watters, everybody, causing trouble. >> more from the d-man coming up. >> i'm not politically correct, billy. i'm off the reservation. this whole thing is going to hell in a hand basket. low prices, we can afford to take more trips this year. -hit the beach in florida. -and a reunion in seattle. [man] when hotels have unsold rooms, they use hotwire to fill them. [woman] so we got our 4-star hotels... for half price. ♪ h-o-t-w-i-r-e ♪ hotwire.com

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long to answer is he smoked so much pot he forgot. >> listen this guy does need to participate in drug care participate in healthcare system. they don't get it up there. if he goes up there they think he is chris farley doing a character ♪ that guy in a little coat. >> incognito doing a remake of 3 amig goes together. he will be the one saying his lines too fast because is he is on crack. >> you are in a lot of trouble, mister. >> i was going it book the bolder fresher show into toronto but i don't think that's a good idea now. do you know what i'm talking about? >> i'm not politically correct, billy. i'm off the reservation. this whole thing is going to hell in a hand basket. ♪ ♪ >> if i'm perceived as a problem because i'm candid, so be it. >> what about this miley cyrus person? lots of people were offended by her performance on tv the other night. were you?

first off i want to see carvel and ablo with those horns. i and most of america are now officially bored. we are bored with people like you with people like you feeling the need to shock us square. [ laughter ] >> because you don't have an act. that foam finger you use will last longer on the landfill that your career. i hope you got some tucked away. if i was robin thicke, i would fire my people. he's got the hottest song, the kid can sing. all of a sudden, he's in gullivers travels on spanish fly. >> i can lick anybody my size. >> i got a look at that tongue

and that color is wrong. you got to get that looked at. i had a long, long look at it because it was constantly out like the fire hose that produce willis used to go between floors in diehard. >> it is a lot to digest in that, miller. >> that's what i think, billy. >> i want to recommend to mr. thicke's taylor, that suit, miller. [ laughter ] >> you and i come out in medallio medallions. >> now, you an angler, fisherman, throw that line out there once in a while? >> i've been known to work an angel, yes. >> putin, putin fan club, putin went to siberia and caught a

pike that weighs 46 pounds. >> billy, the moderator is obscured. did you just put up another anthony weiner photo? >> no, that was putin. >> scared the living -- i thought this is getting really weird. that's beyond limit. you can't keep that. >> no. so he got it, but here is the controversy. fishermen tell me putin is fudging it here. >> yeah, i love putin because he wears camo on the lake and waders in the forest. he is the most interesting man in the world. >> stay thirsty my friends. >> at least he put on a shirt after he caught the fish. >> you want me to wear a bra? >> no, no, a bra is for ladies. meet the bro. >> and the problem is that yaw can't tell, russians can't tell putin that he's fudging the fish or they will throw them in jail

with those girls. >> gone insane. putin ought to solve their fiscal problems and come out with a double d cup of the month calendar. [ music playing ] >> watters' world on deck. jesse going to a miley cyrus concert. do i have to say more? right back with it. nothing like relaxing on the beach. that's odd. (vo) celebrate this memorial day with up to 40% off hotels at travelocity. plus, enter promo code memorial50 for an additional $50 off. (gnome) go and smell the roses.

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yourself? >> yeah, i would say so. >> i don't believe that for a minute. >> okay. you shouldn't. >> i'll hold up photographs of famous people. tell me your opinion about it old. >> i don't know who that is. >> boring, pail. >> republican or democrat? >> republican. >> he's a democrat. the vice president of the united states of america. >> dick cheney. joe biden. >> he's the vice president, joe biden. >> why are you yelling at me? >> yes! >> what do you think biden does all day? >> nothing. probably vibes in the office sbl he vibes. >> doesn't do much. >> joe. >> from state farm. >> what are you wearing? >> khakis. >> what is that guy? >> oh my god, he's on a late night show, isn't he? i know his face but not his name. does that make it better than the last one. >> nice hair, nice tan. >> yes, but that's half the people of california. >> he's from massachusetts. >> have a sense of pride, huh? >> al gore. the one and only. >> hello? >> his name is john --

>> john f. kennedy. >> excuse me? >> mccain. >> not john mccain. >> john kerry. >> what is john kerry's job. >> was i wrong about the talk show host thing? >> he's the secretary of state right now. >> what do you think he's up to. >> doing stuff for the state. >> which state? >> new jersey. >> do you know who this is? he's been in the news recently. >> i don't watch the news. >> i can tell. >> albert einstein. >> he is dead and has long hair. >> thank you. >> this is the president of russia. >> irrelevant. >> irrelevant? maybe if you're ukrainian. >> vladimir. >> vladimir something. >> the russian. he's trying to bomb the ukraine. >> valid mire putin. >> excellent. >> any advice for vladimir putin. >> bad guy. >> bad guy. >> pronounced bad g.

it's french. >> are you afraid of him? >> no. >> this is america. >> last one, this is an easy one. >> oh, katy perry, katy perry. >> yes. >> she kissed a girl. >> who do you like better katy perry or miley cyrus? >> miley. she jams so hard. >> that's funny. funny joke. >> do you ever watch the o'reilly factor on fox news channel. >> yes. >> did you lie? >> yes, i did. am i going to be on it? >> you're going to be on it. >> everyone is coming up to you saying they are big fans of you and we felt that. >> whatever miley cyrus does, i plan on mimicking. if she dresses up like a hot dog, i'm going to try. >> okay. easy on the mustard. >> how do they get money to buy the tickets? >> i doesn't want to know. my ticket was expensive, about

$250. >> i know. i was curious, those girls, they worked? do they have jobs? students? >> one of them was a male nurse and the other one was going to fashion school. so i don't know -- >> fashion school. >> set super high but some in school, some not. >> waters told me and the audience should know, ran, he was surprised that they knew so little. >> i hate to admit when you're right, you were right. you said when we went there no one would know these people. i said this is too easy. no one knew. >> i know the culture. i used to be a teacher. i can spy them. >> i want to interview the teachers now. >> i would have loved to seen how many miley cyrus could have gotten. >> she would have got katy perry. >> she kissed her, didn't she? >> i don't know. miley cyrus is one shrewd person and i bet she would have known most all of them. >> maybe not putin. >> miley i'm sure watches this

every night. if you want to take the quiz, miley, let me know and i'll send him out to you. thanks for watching this tonight. i'm bill o'reilly. please remember the spin stops right here. we're definitely looking out for you. welcome to a kelly pile investigation on the growing va scandal. i'm megyn kelly. tonight we dig into a situation that's been called an outrage and betrayal of the ideas we ask troops to risk their lives for. that blistering condemnation from barack obama himself, back in may 2008 when has a candidate for the oval office he ripped the bush administration over the story of an 89-year-old vet that committed suicide after being denied access to health care. flash forward and the story is playing out on a bigger