of a healthy you. see you next time. hello everyone, i'm eric bolling. it's 5:00 in the new york city and this is the five. as we approach memorial day weekend the obama administration is in a scandal that threatens the lives of the very men and women who protect our way of life. our vets are dying while sitting on waiting lists and it's disgraceful but it gets worse and much worse. i spoke to former pentagon spokesman j.d. gordon on hannity last night. listen. he explained how terrorists are getting better health care than our heros.

>> guantanamo there's 150 detainees right now and they have a medical unit of 100 medical staff. there are 21 million veterans and of those 21 million veterans in the united states 9 million receive va care. but if you look at the va employees it's 267,000. i think that president obama has a flawed sense of priorities. he's taking better care of guantanamo that our own veterans. >> he should know. he visited more than 30 times and he went on. >> how would you rate the detainees? the health care they receive? >> it's an a plus. i was down there so many times in the medical facility. they don't have a waiting list. they get seen on the same day. it's a shame our veterans aren't getting that same level of care. >> enough to make your blood boil. terrorists getting better treatment than our vets. only in obama's twisted priority world would something like this happen.

>> i feel almost the outrage coming out of me and filling me with sadness. it is really sad. do you know what the veterans would do to receive one tenth of the quality of medical and health care of the gitmo detainees. we're so paralyzed about offending the muslim community and terrorist that we're doing better for them than our law abiding citizens that have served and given their lives and made sacrifices to be away from their families to protect our country and keep us safe. if there is something more wrong than that i don't know what it snchts kimberly, i can't believe how islam phobic you are. they're misunderstood holy men and are all just victims. our troops go out and kill people but they're just victims of an evil western state. i'm saying this because this

will be the next trick by the media government complex. they're going to portray outrage as partisan and likely racist by tuesday, after the holiday, the obama scandal condom will be up and running. just like they did with the rest of the alphabet. it comes up and then it's impenetrable and there's nothing you can do about it. >> thank you for straightening me out. >> you know, jd points out that the ratio is 1.5 to 1 per prisoner and then these vets hundreds of thousands to one. just speaks to services. >> not even just basic services at gitmo. because they're waiting for their 72 virgins who supply them to access of pornography. they have a new soccer field so they can practice their soccer skills. they have it really well. most americans have it better

than our veterans. another issue as immigration starts to creep in to washington d.c., you're going to hear people start to get outranged about the fact that illegal aliens, people that have broken the law gets better treatment than our veterans. this administration is comfortable with everybody getting the best treatment or better treatment, i should say, except for our veterans and, you know what, eric, this was proof proved yet. a bill passed the house that would allow the va to fire people. to clean house if you wanted to, passed right through the house of representatives. blocked in the senate by bernie sanders. he blocked it and he's the one that was told about the va scandal that was like people are dying said people die every day. that's their attitude about this. who cares. >> bob. you have been very good. we're 4 minutes and 27 seconds into the show. >> it's so ludicrous, i'm still getting over the condom anlage. but that interview you did --

>> scandal condom. >> scandal condom, as opposed to a big condom. >> you're avoiding the issue. i'm not avoiding the issue at all. for this guy to compare guantanamo with the veteran's administration. it's not just the prisoners down there. guantanamo is a military base that covers everybody on that base. there's a lot more people down there than the 30s or whatever they said they were in terms of prisoners and the other thing is, its not that obama is personally thinking it's better to take care of -- do you really believe that? do you believe that this guy wakes up at night and said, you know, let me think, i think i'm going to treat the guantanamo prisoners better? >> he's always worried about the perception that he will be seen as intolerant of a different culture. that informs his decisions. maybe this is what you call an unintended consequence of the

administration. >> the point being a gitmo prisoner had anything, they have a problem, they have a toothache, they break a thumb, they get seen immediately. >> federal prisons. >> that's true. oliver north, a war hero and host of war heros says being treated at the va almost killed him. >> had it not been for the fox medical plan i might be dead right now. when i was diagnosed with cancer caused by agent orange and the va recognizes that, the va told me to come back in about six months. my wife thoughtfully said let's get another opinion. biopsy was done and urgency was given to the treatment of the cancer and i'm alive today to tell you if i hadn't had the fox medical plan i might not be here. >> let me guess, bobby, an isolated. >> i would say it's not only isolated but i would say that the idea that somehow the va, ollie went in there and they said come back in six months

because we know you're probably going to die. are you kidding me? we're picking out the most extreme stories. it's easy to do. >> you're saying that what he says is untrue. >> no, i'm saying that i'm glad he got a second opinion. i like oliver north a lot but the idea that somehow this is the rule rather than the exception is just ridiculous. >> okay the va being a mess is not news. we know this. the news is the list. which was attempt to pad and bolster careers and bonuses this lead to the 40 deaths which returns to the simple question which bob you understand, who pushed the list? >> that's the fundamental question. >> that needs to be on a t-shirt and people need to wear it. >> we act like it's so scandalous when lists are a part of government run health care. go think this is a scandal. this is just government run health care and this is why i actually think that maybe this scandal condom is thinner than the others and will break because this undermines president obama on his signature

issue and that is health care. he has told us for the first how many years of his presidency that government run health care or government -- i know bob is ready to jump, government intervening in health care like obamacare is the answer and it's falling flat on its face. >> i was just scared about the thought of a breaking condom. >> bob is just trying to dance around here with a little razzle dazzle because you can't dismiss the problems at the va. this is what's happening. >> for one second right here, oliver north, are we not talking about rationing health care? >> yeah, of course we are, right? >> the only thing is they didn't put a war hero at the top of the list. is that the only positive thing you can say at the va? they put him at the bottom of a weight list. this is sad. my point is they should all be treated with proper medical care

and attention with a sense of urgency. >> my belief is when oliver north went to the va they did the best they could and they came back with a diagnosis. >> that's the best that they can do. someone who is a veteran that goes to a va hospital doesn't have the option to get second and third and fourth opinions. they have to go to the va sanctioned doctors. they have va sanctioned drugs. va waiting list. it's much like the medicaid system and when you bring in the independent payment advisory board and medicare you're going to have even more rationing. that's why obamacare is going to end up much like the va. >> and by the way -- >> especially with all the people signing up for medicaid. >> and if they have their way and you have your way at some point down the road, single payer system. big old va. >> i'd love to see a payer system. >> that's what this is. >> i can't mention a certain word we have been talking about so i won't do it. but i didn't get my point out. >> we don't want to talk about those things anymore.

>> andrea raised it. not me. >> greg brought it up. >> greg did. that's right. >> let's do this. >> she's yelling at me in my ear. enough. >> are we being told not to say condom anymore. >> that's what we're being told. >> they didn't tell you that. >> see, now that is so unfair. i got it under the radar. >> that's right. i have to take the hit for it. >> take a listen to the man at the center of the va scandal. late yesterday general eric shinseki said any allegations about patient safety or employee misconduct very seriously. if any allegations under review are substantiated we will act as we approach our observe vance of memorial day and it's special significance to our nation, va is re-doubling it's efforts with integrity and compassion to earn your trust. what is re-doubling it's efforts mean? >> twice as bad as they have been. >> twice as bad. >> great. >> investing? >> i have a feeling they're

going to invest more money. >> they only worked half as hard before so now you're doing just about the bare minimum. >> and double our money to do even less with it. this is what is so sad. it's like a little emotional platitude that doesn't mean anything. >> whoever came one the policy to award people for having most visits, on time visits and there you get a bonus and get whatever else you get. that was a stupid decision. it leads itself to exactly this situation. you should have known performances in a veteran's hospital or any hospital. >> think about it, if you look at the problems and scandals from them, no matter how bad anybody is never forced to leave it's because of the academics that come from a college teach area's lounge. they believe they have tenure. that there's nothing they can do

to get fired. >> exactly right. >> lists and making sure that you get bonuses for a short waiting list or no waiting list? >> yeah. >> cvs has an e-mail of the va hospital telling people -- it may have been a different one, of a high level administrator telling his people, don't put anyone's name on the list to make the list look shorter. >> that person should be fired. >> okay. >> good idea. let's start will. russian rebel rouzer vladimir putin tore into president obama today for accusing him of mettling in ukraine. >> who is he to judge? he wants to judge people. why don't he get a job in court somewhere. >> that's what he had to say about the president and his administration. hear the rest coming up. ing up.

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somewhere. it's his point of view and i have my point of view when it comes to certain things, you know. >> well, we've got two more to play for you but first let's go around the table on that one. he suggested obama go find a new line of work and then be a judge or whatever. they couldn't find a man to do his voice over guys. >> in russia humor is made of wood. i can say that because i'm married to a russian. putin's legacy, he's not a good man, they don't like him there but his legacy will always be a single minded attempt to restore russia as a world power. >> he's doing it. >> that's my point. obama's legacy is the opposite. to pull back. to retreat. so they're both deeply flawed but you can see who is winning. right now putin is running a country. he is not comforting athletes. he's not comforting professors. obama is running an advise column. >> he's not appeasing or appeasement politics. >> first of all, russia will never be a power again.

outside of that that's it. they pulled back from the boarders of ukraine. this little punk is only 5'6". they probably put him on a pillar. >> watch it. i'm slightly over 5'6". >> who is going to try to stop him. >> bob, they produce 9 billion barrels of oil per day. they have all the money they'll ever need. >> vladimir putin in his entire to become a regional power, maybe not add determined as the chinese, but he decided to partner with the chinese, eric, and do a $70 billion infrastructure project which would take all of the siberian oil and sell it to the chinese. what does that mean? >> china for the last 15 years or so has gone out and purchased all of these assets. oil and gas assets around the world. for china to do this big major deal with the russians.

forget russia. the people you need to be worried about are the chinese. that's the one thing they don't have. they don't have oil production. now they have that locked up. if they ever decide to be angry and start hating us we're in trouble. >> china, did no dinosaurs die there? why don't they have oil? >> i don't know. >> bob, can you answer this question, at the same time the president back here at home won't agree to go along with the keystone pipeline. the russians are partnering with the chinese and what are we doing? the opposite. >> i long expected that the chinese were going to invade russia to get their oil. seriously. i could imagine a day when the chinese premiere comes to the white house and says we're getting into this with the russians. it's not your business and they're going to go in nonnuclear and they're going to take the siberian oil fields because they need it. >> they're buying it. >> so far.

>> but here's the deal. this is one big international dodge ball game and the usa keeps getting smashed in the face to the point where it's embarrassing. i'm so ashamed of this whole situation because we have been regularly and routinely mocked by putin and guess what, every time he shows this disstain for the united states his poll numbers go up because they see that as leadership. he's taking advantage of us with crimea and ukraine. he's going to keep pushing it because there's no push back. >> and he was asked about the reset button and he said this, and why he thinks that it fell apart. >> 2009, we were all very excited to see the reset in relations with the united states. today that reset lies in tatters. what went wrong? >> coalitions to justify certain

actions but this is not what we do in russia. we believe that countries need to agree on certain rules as in accordance with international law and take on board each others interests. >> well, i guess he's not just furious about the sanctions we put on his country and he was asked if he could invision another reset again. here's what he said. >> is there a road back in the relationship with president obama and this current administration? >> we never did anything to ruin our relationship. our cooperation continues. we're not trying. but you can't force people to like you as we say in russia. >> he did nothing to ruin the relationship and then elections over the weekend he basically blamed the west, the united states for what's happening in ukraine. >> do you know what we can do? we have to learn from putin. we want to play nice. he has no interest in playing nice. you have to learn from your enemies. he's exploiting our weaknesses. we have to exploit his.

we should be drilling and fracking and exporting. this isn't a cold war. it's a heating war. >> it's sad. when obama says he's going to help and get involved he really does. he basically said like billions of cliff bars, right? to ukraine for them -- no weapons. but don't worry about that. >> that ridiculous war in iraq which we shouldn't have been in. do you know who they gave their first leases to for the oil fields? the chinese and russians and putin the only thing he exports is oil and wil. >> but isn't he embarrassing the united states, eric? >> we're embarrassing ourselves. do you remember when hilary clinton went over there and handed the stupid reset button and it was supposed to be reset but it was actually like -- whatever the ridiculous fail we were doing. that's what we always do. we want them to like us so badly and greg's right -- are you done? >> no, he is talking about

putin's women and just keeps talking over here. >> well, we need to do like two cameras. >> anyway, to make a long story short, putin doesn't give a crap what the rest of the world thinks about him and that's all obama does is make sure that people like him. >> but it sounds like putin doesn't care. doesn't sound like anyone really likes us. >> we tell him on an open mic we're going to be more flexible with them. do you think they respect us for that? >> well that's good. >> coming up, can you guess what just happened at a restaurant that advertised that it doesn't allow weapons inside? well, i'll give you a hint. it's not very good. the answer after the break. ♪ esn't allow guns inside? we'll give you a hint after the break. and the award goes to ceramics house. congratulations. thank you. the success of your small business depends on results. go vests! all organic, and there's tons of info on our website. that's why you rely on the best for your business. and verizon delivers the best devices on the best network.

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it's just too easy. so easy it's like stealing candy from a baby or from a store that advertises it's gun free status. the restaurant in north carolina was robbed at gun point on sunday. pistol packers assaulted two workers but thankfully no one died. the store had a sign on the door stating no guns including concealed weapons. they totally ignored the sign. they saw it as an invitation. why not make a sign that says robbers welcome. the cash register is up front. the safe is in the back and the combination is shakira's birthday. out thing gun free zones makes you a richer target. felons are less likely to rob the armed than the unarmed. the foois would have been far bloodier if a diner had a gun. then every news network and

politician should forfeit it because those guns can make life messier too. my advice for the owners going gun free, fine don't advertise it. think about your workers and the customers because they are really what's on the menu and it's called sitting duck. >> yeah. exactly. i hate duck by the way. a little too -- >> bland. >> and lamb. >> i hate lamb as well. >> rich for your digestive system. >> i have the digestive system of a 5-year-old. >> yes. >> imodium and i'm feeling good. i'm glad i could tell america this. so bob, i know that you might think this story is silly but you cannot refute this logic. two stores, one has a gun free zone, one doesn't. which is he going to pick. >> i don't know. but i tell you in this case they went in through the back door number one. >> they cased the joint, bob. >> i think all of these robbers are looking for gun free stores

they can go in and rob. listen, why not have gun free churches or gun free bars or, you know, you allow bars to have guns all you want. friday night about 1:00 in the morning more people will get shot than you can imagine. >> at your establishment. >> they had another choice. >> think about how stupid that sign is. gun free zone. like, okay, i'm not going to bring the gun in there. >> i would want -- gun for zone. >> exactly. >> if you're a customer, bring your gun in. i want you to be there in case some someone decides to come in and -- i love where the guy comes like this and -- >> they're allowed to carry guns. >> bob doesn't want it to be an issue. >> why do we have to go to the

extreme? why is it -- okay. let's arm everybody. that's all we're saying. just make a place safer. andrea. >> because the left wants to go to the extreme. they can play the father and son hunting team which clearly this isn't with everybody. and that's why nobody can have guns. everybody's phone calls need to be spied on. we can't just spy on the terrorists. we have to spy on greg and his family. someone that was in the restaurant business, do you think my parents would ever have put a sign up that said no guns here? we always wonder first degree there was a shotgun in the restaurant and there was a shotgun in the restaurant. just in case someone would try and break in. >> if i need loose change i'm going to be looking for those with no gun signs. >> there's a lot of money there and they don't want signs up that say welcome everybody come in. >> there's more guns in america than people. >> we're talking about this

particular situation which is not a good idea. for any cop on the job for longer than six months will tell you the same. that's an invitation. let me do some prep. can't meet you guys out tonight and they figure out where should i go? who is a vulnerable target? they're not going to go where they're going to meet resistance or force. they're going to go with the easiest pass which is the place where the gun-free zone. >> aurora movie theater. >> how about the three jack-in-the-boxs. >> all guns are welcome. >> businesses that want to have gun, then the business can make its own decision but the business shouldn't wine and complain when it gets robbed. >> what does that prove? what does that help? that sign? >> i don't know, eric, maybe some people don't like these ridiculous guns in their stores. >> there is a hypocrisy too these gun control advocates,

they don't eat or frequent these places. >> starbucks? >> no, but they're never going to be robbed at the four seasons during dinner. but barbecue joint in, what is it? mechanic income? probably. it happens. >> that's a racist statement you know? >> no, it's not. that's what happened. at the barbecue joint. it's wasn't a racist statement. >> look at bob trying to get somebody else in trouble. things are about to get awkward on the five. stick around to find out why. ♪ ome over to mission a for a final go. this is for real this time. step seven point two one two. verify and lock. command is locked. five seconds. three, two, one. standing by for capture. the most innovative software on the planet... dragon is captured. is connecting today's leading companies to places beyond it.

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i mean, you can't make it up. honestly, bob, please behave. it's friday. we want to talk about awkward moments on the five. we've all had some of those. like forgetting someone's name when you meet them? well the folks at buzz feed put

together a great list of awkward things that sometimes happen when people greet one another. we'll tackle that one first. forgetting someone's name or coughing up a lung. since you can speak bolling, has that ever happened to you? >> one of them is the confused whether you're going to fist bump or handshake. what you need to do is stay consistent. whatever you start with, pinnish it. even if the other person does the o on opposite. >> that's good advice. let's go to the next one. the mutually undesired hug. what do you do about that? >> like the butt out hug where you pat each other on the back? or the cheek kiss of undetermined number. have you ever had someone go in for a kiss so you almost kiss on the lips and then you're not sure if you do it twice or once. >> that has happened and then sometimes just give an extra one for good measure and try not to

c concuss myself. >> we also have the uncertain wave at someone that's not waving at you. did this happen with michelle obama at the white house. >> i waved and she waved back and the lights were really dark in the audience. she was waving back at me and went like this and saw it was me. the ghost is waving. >> there's other good ones like the unintentional overshot handshake when you're trying to make it and it turns into a wrist shake. >> can i point out that these are horrifying, horrifying problems that we have in the west. i would like to offer a similar list of awkward moments set by countries inhabited by radical islamists. for example, getting executed for being gay. getting killed for being christian. being murdered for sex outside marriage. and being beheaded for having a head. >> okay. >> those are the most awkward moments in radical islam.

>> well, they've edited those out. how about this one. greg, let's stay with you. go to the expert. hugging someone of a vastly different height with uncertain arm placement. >> that has happened to me all my life. i have learned to accept it. i have learned to enjoy the smell of the belt buckle. >> that's why you just have dana. the perfect height. okay. what about this, bob? the denied frontal hug that turns into a weird side hug? >> well, i don't know. first of all, can can i point out, this is eric's watch. this watch weighs about five pounds. i cannot believe it. >> yeah. >> all kinds of stuff. >> first of all, the chest bump, is is that what you're talking about? >> no, hug. the hug like this where it's like trying to hug a frontal hug and then it turns into like a side hug. >> man, that could be fun if you

do that right. do you know what i don't understand. it's the one about the kisses. >> we actually just did that one. bob, you don't pay any attention. >> the euro trash people. >> we kiss two times on each kiss. >> who does? >> you and andrea. >> no, we do not kiss. >> no, on the cheek. >> bought you dinner the other night. i did and remembered your name. >> can we talk about strategy for forgetting someone's name. >> i don't like a man kissing a ghost. >> the first one you asked about was forgetting someone's name? if you're with somebody you always say to them, you know what eric, you introduce yourself first and then i'll be able to -- so you have to go up and say hi my name's eric. >> that's a good strategy. >> very, very good. >> all right. so we have to go. so coming up, the biggest wedding since will and kate. kim and kanye tying the knot tomorrow in italy and our resident kardashian watcher,

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first of all, let me say that the liberal block is four minutes first of all, the liberal block is four minutes today and that means i'm moving on up. will the third time be the charm for my favorite reality star, kim kardashian? her last marriage held up for only 72 days but she is giving love another chance with rapper kanye east. they're tying a not at a fortress in italy tomorrow. the rehearsal dinner tonight in paris. i'd like to take this opportunity to offer advice to

the happy couple. >> great. >> i was going to say something but they told me not to say it. what do you think? anybody happy about this? >> take it and run with it. you like kim kardashian, right? >> all right. i'll go first. first of all, i would like to apologize to all the viewers who are forced to listen to gossip about kanye and kim. doctors have found that gossip about kanye and kim can give you're cancer. >> oh my goodness. >> brain cancer. >> well, i'm not going to get that. what do you think? are you a big kim kardashian fan? >> i don't know mind her. she's not bugging me. >> what is she? a poster child for plastic surgery. what is she? >> no, well, if you look at her pictures when she was young, she has the same face. she's a pretty woman. so maybe love -- oh, bob, unbelievable. i'm actually even rtrying to do the segment but that doesn't matter because bob is going to

blow it up. >> i'll be careful. >> i hope they find love. they have a child together. i hope this marriage works and it lasts. that's what i have to say. maybe the third time is the charm. >> maybe. go ahead. now that you yelled at me too. what do you have to say? some happy nuptuals. >> i don't think it's nice to say they're fat when they're not. >> i'm fat. >> phat, phat. >> i probably will buy the magazines after the wedding so i can see what everybody was wearing and how they styled their hair and how they did their makeup and i'm tired of having to defend myself for it. i like reality tv and i'm tired of apologizing. >> is that her right there? >> yeah. i want to see what her sisters are wearing. i want to see where they got married. it's pop culture. >> you know that's very -- >> she's not my idol. >> is it recognized that she is a very successful business person.

>> obviously she is. >> she is paid upwards of 10 to $15 million a year for whatever she does. >> because of all her licensing deals too. >> can i give my advice? first of all, i would say this to whatever his name is. >> kanye. >> i would he? has her own money. >> he does not listen. >> she's loaded. >> she is? >> maybe she wants to marry me. >> now he likes it. now he wants her to marry him. >> everybody out there, i've been yelled at all show long and i don't deserve any of it. i'm just saying this one more thing. >> i've been on good behavior. i m business.

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>> time for one more thing. >> you know, last night on red eye we had a very special sports talk segment in which the panel debated the expanded nfl playoffs. we had a panel, however, dominated by women. let's take a look. >> unlike me. you were against this. >> i should qualify it by saying of course i'll watch the games.

it is like build a baseball field in iowa, the people will come. a no-lose proposition for them. but you'll have two team that most likely aren't all that good suddenly in the postseason. >> can i give you a sand william? >> now, tonight we'll be discussing whether or not this was a sexist segment and should the people be punished. especially the women. should the women be disciplined for that kind of behavior? you must tune in and find out. and i'll miss you! eight days. >> we can't do that. >> we talked about this before. power. women. and you had your one guy talking the whole time. i wanted to point that out. >> you're the man who called women broads. >> a bunch of broads.

>> bob? all righty. guess what? good news, america. remember obama's mom jeans? michelle helped get rid of them. the president spoke about how he discarded them. >> i contributed something. my own which was the jacket i wore when i threw out the first pitch of the 2009 all-star game. i matter with all media attention there was some interest in the jeans i wore that night. but michelle retired those jeans quite a while back. >> thank god! get the guy some flat fronts. if they're that close to the tour, he should have some pretty good jeans. >> what does that mean? not the ones like the mom jeans. >> if he hadn't thrown the ball like garl, like a mom, we wouldn't have noticed the jeans.

>> are those acid washed? >> quasi. >> and real quick, i'm hosting for the one and only gretta van susteren so tune in in one hour. >> you're up. >> thank you. we are getting very close to memorial day so guess what fox is doing. the fox business channel will have a marathon of 16 episodes of war stories on the business channel from 9:00 a.m. eastern until 1:00 in the morning. it shows over 100 hours of military footage of our nation's heroes. the courage and commitment from the country's men and women that have fought and served this country so bravely. bob, stop being a weirdo. >> that's impossible! >> got multiple cameras going here. i hope you enjoy it and spend some time. we want to thank the men and women who have served our country. the big day is coming up on

monday. >> every day. >> exactly true. >> okay. i'm up cashing in tomorrow morning. you made cashing in the number one show in the whole entire weekend. this weekend we found something. we've uncovered something. the smoking gun as to why were a lot of the reason why why the v.a. wait lists are going on. maybe our veterans aren't getting service and health care when they should be. something very, very interesting. 11:30 tomorrow morning. >> you promote it every time. i think it is great. you've been number one for 83 weeks. >> not every weekend. >> you can revisit your regular segment. you had two minutes. >> i was saying the guy should get a prenup. here's one more thing. >> but he probably makes more money than he does. >> you're being weird now. >> i'm being weird. >> here it is. aliens. aliens are almost definitely out there the astronomers tell

congress. at least that's what astro astronomers told congress. they almost definitely exist. [ snoring sounds ] >> hey, shut up. >> he is the worst behaved today. >> it is close to 100%. >> apologize to andrea. >> why? she was snoring during my segment. >> i'm not stupid. do you think they should get free health care? >> aren't scientists also saying -- >> would you eat an alien if it was delicious? >> he would and then some. >> wait a second. >> who believes in ufos here? >> i like the band. >> you're getting a rash.

>> they would have showed up by now. >> you do it. >> no, you do it. >> set your dvr. don't miss an episode of the 5. be sure to tune in. have a great holiday weekend. we start with the alert on the horrific mass shooting that happened overnight in california and has apparently taken so many young lives. an attorney for hollywood director peter roger here worked in the film, the hunger games, says he believes his 22-year-old son elliott roger is the one responsible for the drive-by shootings near the university of california santa barbara campus. hello, every one. welcome to america's news headquarters. >> the shooting leaving six victims and the suspected gunman dead. another 11 injured. sheriffs are calling what happened, quote, premeditated mass murder as the gunman drove