good night from washington, d.c. and congratulations to all >> coming up on "red eye." how upset are the chinese there won't be a "weekend at bernie's" 3? what can be done to stop the madness. and what two things did the president tell joe biden about gavin mcginnis? >> number one, he is smarter than. number two, he is meaner than a junkyard dog. >> and finally, a deer who secretly loves to go antiquing. why won't law enforcements let him practice in peace and how will this affect the stock market? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i am gavin mcginnis filling in for greg gutfeld.

now let's welcome our guests. i am here with mcdowell. imus in the morning and fox business network and joanne nosuchunsky and welcoming a first time guess. he is press secretary rafi williams. and sitting next to me is camille foster, co-host of the independence week nights 9:00 p.m. eastern on fox business network. >> also, yes. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> does every nerd think love is deserved? arthur chu is a self-described geek famous for winning 11 consecutive episodes of "jeopardy" and he has a view on last week's mass murder at uc santa barbara. in an essay chu says nerd culture conditions men like him to believe they deserve to be with beautiful women. it was this anger over not

being successful with girls that the shooter said lead him to kill. chu writes we grow up lusting out of women that are out of our league, and those unattainable hot girls would reject us. our only hope was to be unyieldingly per persistent until we earned a chance to be with this women until being there for them until they saw the errors of their ways. he cites "revenge of the nerds" and" 16 candles" as an example. but the overall problem is one of a culture where men are taught that women are things to earn and to win, and that if we try hard enough and persist long enough we will get the girl in the end. wow. that guy has an annoying voice. i never noticed that on jeopardy. i think they changed the tone of his voice. >> i think when you answer the questions as a question it

fixes it all. >> let me answer your question as a question. you are a fancy guy. the question is are you a nerd? >> i don't think so. i would like to think of myself as smart and i am into technology things. i am not a nerd. all of that said i think this kid is wrong. he is dead wrong and he is trying to persuade a woman he cares a great deal about. >> you think nerds can get super hot chicks? >> everyone can get super hot chicks. you too can get super hot chicks. but do you have to work at it. all relationships are hard work. >> let me say one thing. "16 candles" and let's just face it in that movie molly wringwold was ugly and she go the greatest bo hunk.

the best i could do was sleeping on some guy's floor and he takes me to long john's silver because he had a coupon. >> so you were a nerd? >> i was a loser. that was the same thing. i was a loser. 10 years ago i looked like lena done ham. >> who is attractive in her own way. >> this article is exactly what anne hornaday in the "washington post" op ad that seth row began blew up about. it is the same logic and it is horse you know. >> usb is a tragedy, but he said nerds can't differentiate between reality and fantasy. he is saying nerds read too many comic books and sci-fi and think it is true. >> to traiten this all out -- to straighten this all out, he is recognizing the fact that there is a nerd culture that a is glorified in movies and in pop culture.

but we need to recognize that and buy into that. >> he is not wrong. nerds cannot get laid. they can only get with nerds. >> i have it on authority that steven hawkings frequents strip clubs. >> so he gets tons of chicks at the strip club? >> are you an attractive gentleman and rafi you are melt in your mouth gorgeous and you get tons of broads. >> actually i am married. >> you could be doing back flips and be the funniest guy in the world. >> but revenge of the nerds are working at google and making hundreds of billions of dollars and that's how you get laid. look at steve balmer. that dude is up to his neck. he has 2 billion to buy the clippers and has 18 billion left over.

>> when you are rich you can buy them. >> it is like you are really smart now and you are working that internship real hard. you have no one to screw, but you will later. >> the lesson is that you work hard enough and you will eventually get the girl. >> not working hard at pursuing these women. that's the other thing he is saying. you need to stop -- it becomes stalking. >> remember when ralph was told to keep going for lisa and say you chew, chew, choose her? lisa wouldn't sleep with ralph even if she was a child and not an adult. >> she is going to choose ralph? >> she will. >> she will choose a cool guy that plays jazz. >> don't we see the argotype flipped on his head. she is trying to let him know she is interested and she is good enough. and guys do that. ant that what dating is all

about? >> it is rejection. life is rejection. >> you can't get to this level without cheating and without being a billionaire. >> all he is doing is recognizing there are levels. >> these films are giving these nerds too much self-esteem. >> say the head of the brad pitt fan club could get brad pitt and for a night she wouldn't -- it wouldn't be a great night of love making. she would be crying all the time and she would throw up. i can't believe we are doing this. >> that's great. >> have i been there. >> next, are two tongues better than one? the state senate in california is asking voters to repeal a ban on buy lingual education. bi-lingual education. they are required to teach english which angers the chairman of the latino caucus. he argues "children who

participate in multi lingual programs not only out perform their peers, they also have higher earning potential when they enter the workforce." and he calls the english only policy linguistic tierney where politicians learn what language our kids would rather learn. >> you know what i would rather focus on? this. >> that's a great lesson on licking. >> it is hard to get serious now. i do want to get super duper serious.

is this an english speaking country? >> i am not qualified to talk about it. i really don't quite frankly. >> if you don't force children to learn english in the school system. and getting a decent education in public schools now is impossible. if you spread it out too much it will never happen. >> it is almost like helping them and pan doring -- upon -- pandering to them. they come out and they are worse off. >> all kids are texting and they think silence is golding. teach the class in group texts and they will learn. who knows ? >> that's not really english either. grammar has gone into the toy -- toilet. >> lol, cu later. >> texting ruined your and

you're. what he is doing is talking about people who take french as a second language and lumping them with somebody who never learns proper english. that's literally insane. >> it is not the same thing. if i same seven years of spanish in school which i did and i have nothing to show for it, i can still get jobs not knowing spanish because most of the jobs require english as do the standardized testing and a lot of other things these kids will go through. the bigger issue i see though, so it has just been 60 years since brown versus the board of education. these articles have come out saying these schools are not as integrated as we would like them to be. if this is the case where there are the by ling cal schools -- buy lingual schools it will be more segregated. it will be the kids who speak the an ledge and -- the language and those who don't. >> your father success name is juan.

>> do you speak spanish? >> no chance. i took it in school. but i was not a top notch student. >> that surprises me. >> you mean top notch in that one subject? >> you were pretty good at everything else, right? >> i was good at making teachers think they liked me. >> that's a good skill. >> hypnosis i believe. >> i have to ask you first. >> in acapulco they recently passed a law that said cabdrivers have to speak english. is that a good law or bad law? >> stupid. i think cabdrivers and the schools should be privatized every time i hear something stupid. there is no emergency. there is no crisis of people not learning english and not getting by on society. they are learning and everybody seems to be becoming

ing acclimated with society. the only issue is we are fighting about these schools funded by tax dollars. >> and i won't use your schools and you don't take my money. >> hispanic kids who go to only hispanic schools surely they are worse off. >> they will suffer the consequences of that a and it is not my concern. >> the cabdriver thing is a quality of life. new york city, you have to take an english proficiency exam to drive a cab. >> the reason is kind of sucks is the cities take over the system and don't allow it to be competitive. they were making it difficult to come in and give us choice. they stopped doing that. >> do the cabdrivers here have to take an english proficiency exam as part of getting their license? >> is that really working? >> actually it is. i have been here 20 years and it is a nicer place to live.

>> what about you have to direct the guy the entire way. >> my driver is not allowed to talk. >> next topic, adam corolla is stand willing by his -- standing by his statement by saying the gay community just turned into a move pilla and demanding everybody apologize for every joke and statement. if there was a gray mob there wouldn't be a threat. then you can shake them off. they elaborated further in an interview with the daily caller. >> you get out there and make a joke. you fill in the blank. group, sexuality, whatever it er you. they can make things very difficult. at a certain point people realize it is more trouble

than it is worth. i am not going to say that joke. i don't want to deal with it. >> and this raises a question, &ikúrñ he is watching his weigh. >> he is trying to stay slim. >> one of the hateful stereo types is that the jews run hollywood and i heard a rebuttal saying it is a myth. it is gay jews that run hollywood. are either of those things true? >> i don't think so. just for the sake of being pc, i don't think so. i have to say i agree with him. >> so you hate gays?

gays should not be able to vote? >> you are walking on egg shells and people are terrified to say anything because they will have to issue an apology. you know there are issues when ru paul who is the head of drag race has been using the word trany and people in the gay community who are huge fans of him are having an issue of him. i don't know how we refer to ru paul. >> he is the most eligible bachelor in the country. he says things like forget an outside threat. the gay movement will eat itself from the inside out.kl >> hello. >> i am more offended by the misuse of the word community. i think he is doing a great thing saying what are you doing here? they were attacking each other. >> a lot of gays don't know the rules. what's her name from precious

said it on arsenio. when i hang out on a friday night with my trany fans i said did you hear about -- they said i don't -- my trany is in my name. >> ru paul was saying the same thing about the n-word. >> people don't even know it is a bad word, right? you say it. >> i say it in private, gavin. you get into other discussions into groups of people and what they can use and others can't. it is a discussion we will be hearing a lot more of. >> msnbd tells us it is power. you are suddenly intolerant and bigot. we should get rid of you. that's what the left thinks. >> would you make a out with a dude at a a party for a dare. >> how much money will i get?

>> dares don't involve cash and nor do double and triple dares. for $9,000 would you make out with a home less man? >> how homeless? >> answer the core question. he willing to go with the guy. the only question is -- >> visible herpes were the only thing he was worried about. >> in terms of the shimmer and what comics can get away with, it depends on who is making the joke and how they are making it. it depends on the person. i just watched the don rickles show. it is a tribute to don rickles. he went after -- he went after everybody. >> he is back from the day where he said you didn't do

it. >> everybody was busting a -- well a gut laughing. you know what, some people can get away with it. you go after joan rivers. >> the expression is busting a a gut. >> i was going further down. camille, is there a velvet mofia. can we know? >> no. the outrage is the national pastime. you talk about the n-word. >> there is no velvet mofia. i don't want to talk about it in i more. >> if you use a homophone. there may be -- >> a lot of people use them because they #r* expensive. >> i use them.

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is modesty the best policy? if you want to attend the 2022 world cup you will have to cover up. in june host country qatar will pass out leaflets which will seek to inform tourists of the customs. one reads if you are in qatar

you are one of us. help us preserve the values. please dress modestly in public places. modest dress should cover from the shoulders to the knees. they also make note that leggings are not pants which i take offense to because the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was telling the women they were not nude in the yoga pants. you are bottomless, but in a different color. and these are not just suggestions. another flier says if anybody cites a song with indecent phrases or does any obscene act in or near any public place shall be punished with imprisonment for a period not exceeding six months. >> most are five days so that is brutal. basically the entire stadium will have to be converted to a holding cell.

i believe we have tape. >> dangerous and we don't encourage anyone making love on a moving vehicle. >> when you go to a japanese house in japan you take your shoes off. isn't this just adapting to the country's particular custom. >> you don't have to cover everything up head to toe and the guys on the field are wearing short, shorts. the shorts ride up quickly. >> god i hope not. any woman would just watch for the legs. >> that's a myth.

you don't seriously like men's legs. >> oh yes. >> it is a briefcase and a conversation. no woman thinks of a man a's thigh going -- that's why at male strip clubs they are screaming and laughing. those are some nice calfs. >> you have never been to a strip club with me. i want to celebrate my freedom of expression by pulling up my dress and yelling [breep]. you go to jail for doing any of those. telling women leggings are not pants is a disservice. 99% of women look like total hell in leggings. >> it is not that women are doing it is the wrong women. >> i don't care if youéb⌝=- like gisele bundchen you don't

need to wear leggings. >> that's the problem with the show. some have views that are wrong. >> what is with the women in the leggings? >> they are naked without the moles. the zits. it is heaven. >> gavin is defending their fry fry -- freedom. >> middle east, camel toe. >> i can get killed by the male community for letting this out. >> camels are important animals. >> when you are at the airport and you see these people pray, do you get frequented out? >> camille is this just a difference of culture like in japan they have the funny wood sandals that split your socks?

or is this a primitive culture that is behind us. >> i have no idea. here is what i do know. >> let's do the math. i am going to dodge that question. i don't want to be politically incorrect. here is what i do know. if they try to keep this up they may not have the games there and i know that sports versus culture especially a really old traditional culture always -- sports always wins. >> just to be clear if you believe a woman does president president -- doesn't marry the man the father wants you should throw acid in his face. >> that is disappointing. >> who wanted to have this there? you have to be covered up and playing sports? >> the thing about a burka, it is not flowing in the breeze. it is burkas. which we are talking tank

shops and shorts. all of the soccer players have to wear more to the uniform. >> you are having a small group of people. >> the million dollar question no one can go near is are there diversities where people go and a hierarchy more advanced in cultures. they can be good and bad. >> a lot of these women -- in their defense a lot of these women who got stoned to death were [bleep]. >> are cheating texts destroying your marriage? text me about it. in which case h it is a dude and i don't care. >> the morphnockers are back. you wouldn't be caught dead without them.

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>> is today's teen squeaky clean? according to a report by the centers for disease control, teenagers have never been more behaved. adolescents are choosing health and wholesomeness over hell raising. teen birthrates are down and

they are smokeless, boozing less and barely using cocaine. meanwhile contraceptive use and time spent exercises is on the rise. i noticed this. i don't know if any of you hung out with young people. they are the biggest wimps, the biggest losers in the history of teens. i think we are done with teens. remember in the 1930s were you a young man and you would go to school and marry your high school sweetheart and start working at the mill. and then we had rebel without a cause and james dean wore a t-shirt and i am a teen. i want to ride my machine. and now they are back to i am a stupid loser nerd. they are not doing enough coke. you should be abusing yourself. >> they are taking pills and rather than drinking they are sending crotch shots of snap

chats. stay in your friend's house and get [bleep] on taber. on beer. don't leave, don't drive. you will be better of on than taking crotch shots. >> it is a party. ever heard of a party? >> you are not going to get a job. you will go in for a job interview at 24 and they will say is this you? >> their 6 life is on-line a and they have no motive to pick up chicks. they are sexually obese. >> they don't get vd though. a. >> they get the liquid nitrogen on the vaw -- vanerial warts and they are gone. >> i will tell you what is wrong with the kids. they are not being bad enough. >> this is not news. this trend has been going on for 20 odd years.

>> i was young 20 years ago. we were inhaling pam cooking spray out of plastic bags. >> you can only go so low. it was heaven down there. as long as you don't do heroin and aids. >> i haven't lift -- lived apparently you were on the cusp of the death of the teens. rafi have you ever done drugs. >> i have two nieces. i am hoping they are better than i was. >> we know they are not his mam o. >> i am hoping my nieces are better behaved, but i will still be the guy at every bar they go 20* sitting in the

corner and making sure no man comes within 50 feet of those girls. >> that's a perfectly good instinct. you have to hide from your uncle. >> we are not encouraging women to go out alone and get trashed. >> that's a better idea than like taking crotch shots. instagram is like crash. the social media and the technology. that's what these kids are addicted to. >> hijinx. did you ever steal? the mascot? put it on your head and run around nude? >> i did write my name on a sin cinder block. >> what a maniac. can we pull up the gigantic penis. >> this is a guy, one of the

last remain rebels. he used weed willer to make tess tau cals and a shaft. in florida he was banned from attending. >> it is like individualable link. it takes awhile. >> that was a piece of art that showed his gee geometry skills. >> that must have been hard to do. >> a good one. >> he gets an a for inventive and c minus for execution. >> and it was kind of crook cede. according to a report there is a new form of infidelity that is sweeping the country faster than something that is fast.

it is called text-cheating. it happens when chatting on-line when you smeks -- texts somebody and it is what they call emotional 6. explains one so-called sprert quote truly the question is are you content? you are not sharing it with your partner. always share with your parents. it goes back to the japanese qata a r thing. is it culture or definitively bad? flirting has gone on for 42 years now. jono, i choose you. is this in the same category of flirting? >> i think that women are more

upset by men who emotionally cheat. men are upset by women that sexually cheat. i feel like cheating is just -- you know with the parts and the poop. and the -- >> you have it. >> where are you having 6? the magic kingdom? >> funny you should ask. >> it was in cinderella's castle. it depends on the two people who are involved. we are going to see this more and more. let's get specific. camille is it cheating if you call an ex-girlfriend to see how she is doing and then maybe say during the conversation i think about you sometimes? >> no, that's not -- wrong. >> just a moment ago texting

was going to destroy the world and years ago the internet will keep us from having incentive to leave our houses. we discovered a way to have emotional 6. not everything is in the free market. what is cheating and what is not cheating 1234. >> it is not using facebook to send a message. >> this is made up by a bunch of therapists trying to get couples into therapy. >> rafi, if you text a woman and say your ass looks insane in those yoga pants, is that cheating? >> no. >> what? >> i thought it was a compliment. >> you mean a woman other than the woman he is with? >> oh, well, duh. >> now maybe i will change my answer. >> i won't tell you how it changes. >> isn't it in the odds of

your partner? >> other than your partner you bring back the energy and people like that. >> i disagree. if there was such a thing as a time season we both know we would have lost our jobs by now. and and would not bow able to walk. two rascals driving down the sidewalk for a that three minutes a day we left the house. >> that's because eating dorritos it would be 500 pounds. >> it wouldn't be healthy. >> if something were to happen with my wife, and by the way, the brake peddles and the brake liner on the land rover

goes down the sen better of the -- she gets groceries on monday morning. sen:00 a.m. -- 10:00 a.m. >> you know how i told you nothing makes me uncomfortable? i was wrong. >> this is going back on. time to take a break. more stuff when we come back. >> how to be a man. it is a movie without any. >> it is available on-line and on everywhere in the world.

>> kim kardashian and kanye west were married in florence italy. few details have come out about the private ceremony until now. we are fortunate to talk to someone who was actually there. i would like to welcome lou daabs and one of the 200 guests at kim and kanye's wedding. lou, thanks for joining us. i understand you just flew back from italy. >> that's right, gavin, just got back last night and great to be with you. >> lou, what can you tell us about the ceremony? >> it was lovely, just lovely. that's the word that comes to

mind. kim was stunning and wearing a gown with late sleeves and pearl embellishments. she told me it was designed by givonchi. >> the groom? >> i was surprised. kanye 150e78ed -- seemed emotional. almost as if he was about to cry. when kim was halfway down the aisle he had this enormous grin. he high fiveed me when he walked by and that was cool. >> tell us about the dinner. what was the reception like? >> there was a seven-foot tall gold leaf cake and john legend performed. >> whatere you sitting with? >> a lot of folks. jayden smith and lala anthony and nancy bough low see -- nancy pelosi was there as well. >> what was the music like? >> excellent as you would expect. they were dancing to "i wanna sex you up" and other r&b

favorites until the early morning. she and kanye made up the play list. >> sounds like she is as beautiful as he is talented. >> he was skipping the ceremony. >> wow, what happened there? >> gavin out of respect to kim and kanye i rather not talk about it. it is really a family matter. >> that's fair. we have pictures of you at the wedding from the wedding photo booth. >> that's me with kim and kanye. and sweet, sweet khloe, sweet girl. as you can tell, having a hoot. >> how would you sum up the weekend? the whole thing was a rollercoaster. i prefer to liken it to a we

water slide. >> thank you. >> my pleasure. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us? red eye at fox news.com and do you have a video of your adorable animal doing something hilarski. click on submit a video. we might use it. is porn bad for your brain?

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last story. that's the last story. >> on friday they passed a bill ordering the fed to stop prosecuting the mel -- the medical marijuana along with a doctor's note. the bill passed 219-189. we were surprised it wasn't 420. the first time the chamber of commerce approved the broad de criminalization and it will go for a vote. if passed 32 states and the district of columbia was

changed by the change in policy. basically everywhere but new york which is a city run by a come bombers. they have ordered the feds to stot interfering with the industrial passages. you get the funny hat and pants. serious question. you know about economics and money stuff? weren't investors waiting to invest in this company? they couldn't because it was hanging over the distributors with the feds. doesn't it make this like a real stalk like a juice? >> it is very much related to small business in colorado and oregon. but it does speak to the state's rights where they are trying to seize control to the states. if the states choose to legalize it like in the state of colorado, are they going to

come after them. >> that's the point. in the feds back off it is a huge win for the states. people in those states who voted to legalize it whether it is medical marijuana or pot in general. >> is this a game changer? >> i don't know if it is a game changer, but st's a good thing. it is better than what we had before. the add strags said they would back off. >> i feel like the achilles heel was the feds and once you get rid of that. >> and new york will be joining the ranks of those who legalized medical marijuana. >> do you understand why joanne says i don't care when we talk about pot? why doesn't she care about pot? >> she is probably the only person without a feeling on this one way or the other. >> i think it is exciting and

i look forward to the economy getting better. pot is totally awesome and i hear people enjoy it. >> so long as i can keep my stoner culture. they are amazing. >> a hackie sack. >> it is the look. >> if i see a man playing hackie sack, oh, stop it. be still my heart. >> may as well be a wedding ring bouncing up and down. >> ultimate frisbie? >> thanks to mcdowell, williams, joanne and foster, thank you to five fan photoshops. follow him at twitter.com. that's it for me. i'm gavin mcginnis. see you next time in the nude.

i'm kimberly guilfoyle and this is the fox news alert. some very big news at the white house, on two fronts. this morning, president obama announced the resignation of eric shinseki and just hours later the announcement of another resignation, his long time press secretary jay carney will be moving on. first to the changes at the v.a., here's the president earlier. >> a few minutes ago, secretary shinseki offered me his own resignation with considerable regret, i accepted. i am grateful for his service as are many veterans across the country. he does no