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tonight. >> i'm filling in for greg gutfeld. let's overwhelm come our guests. i met her back when i was a small town minister. after i banned dancing and rock music we've been friends ever since. i'm here tonight with joanne. he is a former hotshot mountain climber who on eer who once thw plan to steal $100 million in cash, he is t.v.'s andy levy. writer and comedian jesse joyce. you can see him on comedy underground with dave atel. >> i met him back in 1994 after i opened the door to the 8th dimension sitting next to me is dennis preger. >> the lead.

that's the first story. >> american girl symbol of freedom or racist propaganda. those are our only options in our latest edition of is this racist. >> last week american girl announced on facebook that it soon will be discontinuing four of its dolls, who were two of the only dolls of color in the company's standard collection. the blog where i always tune to for answers was quick to say the doll dismissal was racially motivated. the company admits their motives were racist. actually american girl said it was a tactical business choice and an attempt to refresh the company's images. a rep notes we remain incredibly proud of the wide range of backgrounds and races offered in all of our doll lines. now, i own an american girl doll

lizzy. i asked her to come here today to comment on this story. lizzy, thanks for joining us. >> thanks tom. happy to be here. >> do you think american girl has some diversity problems? >> no, i don't, tom. i feel like american girl just like america in general celebrates diversity. >> that's interesting. that's exactly how i feel. what would you say to those that think american girl dolls are not edgily and political enough. amy schiller in the atlanta said perhaps it's time for a doll who occupy wall street. >> i would say american girl is a business. we want to celebrate all kinds of girls but we have to make dolls that our customers are interested in. >> exactly. you're dead on as usual. >> well, i remind you, tom, that you are my doll. >> what's your point. >> that dolls tend to reflect the culture and view point of their owners. >> are you saying you have no free will that you don't have opinions of your own? >> if that's what you're saying,

tom, then perhaps i should agree. >> no, i don't want you to agree with me. i want you to tell me how you feel. when i dress you in the wool sweaters that i make for you. >> you know it is itchy for the kin. >> all right well thank you lizzy. i will see you later at home. >> how am i going to get home from the studio. >> i will come and get you. just stay where you are. >> okay. >> okay. andy. you may not have dolls but you are as life like as one of the american girl dolls. do you think this is a good move for the company? >> i think that was an insult to the dolls first of all. >> andy. i thought it was a compliment to you. you do have doll like features. >> it's always been my goal in life to be complimented by a guy who owns american girl dofls.

>> what are you trying to say? >> can you explain this do they talk to you when you are at home, too? i feel like they do. >> yes. she has a lot of the same interests that i do. she's read all the lord of the rings books several times. she loves barbershop harmony. she's a diverse personality. that was my point of this story. >> all right. >> andy, look obviously they are not racially motivated in doing this. it's just ridiculous to say they are sitting there going let's get rid of the black doll and asian doll. of course they are not doing that. they have 11 historical days two americanic an americans, one native-american. they have one jewish one that thankfully looks nothing like mack el moore. they are free spirits. >> i'm glad you shop there as well. you see there is a lot of diverse dolls there. dennis, they only talk about

these people that are complaining. they talk about diversity as a racial issue. isn't there other elements to diversity? >> imagine if you have dolls of different view points of a conservative doll, a liberal doll. a libertarian doll that would be true diversity. >> lizzy leans libertarian. is that right. >> how do you know? >> we've had several conversations about it. >> she doesn't believe in intervening in another country's affairs is that it. >> she doesn't. often times we watch television together. >> the whole thing is so sad. i love the title. what is it racial issue of the day. everything is racist. it is so sad. i grew up -- for example i'm jewish. i grew up as an orthodox crew. all of the names in the book, did i ever say gee why isn't smully running? >> it drives me crazy. >> how did you ever know.

smully was asthma. smully was running the company. it's a wonder that you thought jews could run at all. >> that's a good point. that was the other issue. that's why csmull yes, never worked. >> i have a answer to the segment. the answer is yes. >> jesse, you collect dolls. you refer to them as trophies in your comedy diary. how do you feel about this news? >> of the two of us which one looks more like they might have a shoe box filled with the driver licenses of hitchhikers they set free? >> i'm not sure what you mean like that. i'm saying you look more serial killer than i do. you're clearly like a calculated -- anyway. we're getting way off topic. >> i think the hair on tom's doll is actually human hair. when i'm brushing it it almost

seems human but i don't believe so. >> so the headline of this article was the racial motivations of getting rid of these dolls. and i skimmed the article like i did with this show. i didn't actually read it. there was a part that said he recognizes the news could be disappointing to some. >> i thought it was a racial term at first. you're calling it a spanno. it turns out it's just a pr lady from -- but it really did sound racially inappropriate. >> joanne, you're a living doll. you're young enough to still play with dolls. you don't think there's anything weird about me having my doll lizzy to watch game of throwns with? >> no. >> have you ever been to the store? >> no. here's the thing. this store, i've walked by it once on accident. there's kids everywhere swarmed with parents who look miserable.

we have like a hair salon inside of this store where the kids can go and the parents can pay an exorbitant amount of money to get this fake doll hair combed or styles or whatever. my question is how many racists are working in that hair salon. how many different racists are working for the company? why is rerve worried about dolls. what about the people behind the dolls. >> they have a lot of native-american dolls and instruments you can buy. >> what if you're biracial what doll do you get? why do you have to look like your doll? why wouldn't a white parent -- if a white parent in kenya went to a doll store, all the dolls would be black so the kid would get a black doll to play with and couldn't careless. it's not a big issue. >> i look nothing like skelator

but i love playing with him. obviously i look nothing like my doll. >> this whole thing is a slam on the trans community. i don't know why everybody is not talking about that. >> i thinking that. >> to answer joanne's question. the employees that work there are 9-year-old chinese boys. that's who makes the dolls. >> got it. we're covered then. >> we don't know that. i don't want people thinking -- you just made that up. it was a joke. it says underneath it comedian writer. when i say that it will be written on the screen. >> next story. was the geeky guy a spy? it's day 20125 of -- nsa leaker edward snowden wants everyone to know it wasn't just a dorky tech

nerd he was a spy. in an interview, snowden claimed he has given lectures on counter intelligence on undercover work for the cia. and the traitor scum says it's somewhat misleadingly as the government describes him as simply a low level administrator. i was trained as a spy in sort of the traditional sense of the word in that i lived and worked undercover overseas pretending to work in a job that i'm not and even be assigned a name that was not mine. >> a different name. that is rad, dude. meanwhile secretary of state john kerry had some harsh words for snowden saying ed shouldn't have fled. >> the bottom line is that this is a man who was betrayed his country who is sitting in russia, in an authoritarian country where he has taken refuge. he should man up and come back

to the united states if he hasn't complained about what's the matter of american surveillance. come back here and stand in our system of justice and make his case. >> make his case. man up. that was actually an american girl doll of john kerry. i've never loved john kerry until now. i like that man up. snowden remains as out of reach as this fox. >> jesse, you've been dying to get in on this story here. now, many people would like you to flee the country. do you sympathize with snowden? do you empathize with him.

feel free to talk about the difference between empathy and impathy. do i have to repeat the question and answer? first of all that wasn't john kerry american girls doll. that was teddy ruxman with a extreme mask on. secondly, it said that he was trained as a spy. that is really carefully selected wording. like who cares how you are trained as. i was trained as an art historian. andy was trained to fight in korea. gutfeld was trained to make cookies. >> we're not supposed to make greg jokes when he's not here. >> the point is nobody does what they are trained to do. >> i see how many bleeps do we have to do with jesse. >> i don't think he hosted a lot when i was on but it's going to be a lot more. >> well it's not my work to do. this is all about ego, isn't it.

he wants to be more important than he is. >> i generally don't like to attack people but or ideas or actions, it does seem to be ego driven to do this. look, in this regard i'm unpopular with the left and many on the right. i actually think he did something very wrong and i have no problem with the nsa having gone through billions and billions of records of phone calls that it never hears, never listens to. every app on my phone, i give permission for them to know when i am showering. >> yes, i've said it before. we give away a lot of our rights anyway. >> i am blown away that people care about trolling billions of records that people never see unless there is a pattern with some sort of known terrorist but they will give away completely as i do, you can know where i am. you can hear what i'm saying. you can know my phone calls. that's okay.

but to save us from people who wish to blow us up, all of a sudden americans are very, very concerned. >> so you are kind of seeing both sides the issue. you think it's okay for the nsa to collect data and -- >> i say it's okay for google to collect data. i don't really care. >> but you actually think snowden should be imprisoned for it. >> absolutely. >> you wonder who could possible yil d y disagree with you. >> i don't even know where to start with this story e tom. first of all he used the phrase man up that is so obviously problematic. >> actually where are the fex n feminists. >> i want to take what kerry said and contrast it with reality. he said snowden should come back here and stand in our system of justice and make his case with what's wrong with the nsa surveillance programs i'm sure he knows that's exactly what he

wouldn't be able to do if he was put on trial. judges have consistently ruled that on espionage cases, you cannot show intent to inform the public. you cannot show no damage to national security. you cannot show motive. you cannot make your case at all. the only thing the trial would be about is whether he stole the data not what his motives are. >> which he would probably be imprisoned for a long time. >> it's disingenuous for the secretary of state to say come back here and tell your story at trial. >> i am happy for him to stay in russia. >> talk about manning up. if he had given away the secrets and put his hands out to be handcuffed wouldn't he be even more of a hero. >> he would be a martyr. >> you know what. he would not be a hero to any women. this is not a man i will want to date. he will look through my phone. he will go where were you?

i would say you already know where i was because you are a trained spy or so you say. in that case i am a trained spy, too. with just a first name and a hobby, i can find out all about your dating past on google before our first date. >> how can you find out about my past. >> it's easy. so i type in your name and a plus sign and a hobby and i search and also do an image search as well. with facebook there's a certain button that you can do photos of. >> so what would you put in tom plus dolls? >> my relationship -- tom is missing women i think would be a good search. >> here is a hobby. i think this is the most interesting thing that dennis brings up is the fact that who cares about the data mining, andy, why? what is it about -- >> i don't want the government getting all up in my business as the kids say. >> like dennis said, they are more in your business when you

drive through a toll line with your easy pass on than you are -- >> i don't like easy pass. i prefer to pay cash. >> dennis, he's consistent. >> i prefer to pay cash and put duck tape on my drivers license when i drive through. >> all right. so are we moving on? >> that would be andy plus avoiding detection. >> i've already searched that one. >> coming up, a 12-year-old girl with a hot glue gun reapplies it on jesse's jacket. first of all another story abou groundhog day? you, my friend are a master of diversification. who would have thought three cheese lasagna would go with chocolate cake and ceviche? the same guy who thought that small caps and bond funds would go with a merging markets. it's a masterpiece. thanks. clearly you are type e. you made it phil. welcome home.

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bachelor party who do you call bill murray. >> over the weekend a guest got a surprise by bill murray. murray was kind enough to take time out of his busy schedule to offer some corky advice for everybody but the groom. >> if you have someone who you think is the one don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind and think, okay. let's make a date. let's plan this and make a party and get married. take that purse and travel around the world. buy a plan ticket to the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. if when you come out to jfk when you land in jfk and you're still in love with that person get

married at the airport. >> anyway at any bachelor party we also had a surprise guest who imparted wisdom. >> you had dan akroyd you got dan akcriod at your bachelor party. >> that with two chains, jesse. watch this. thank you ghost. it sounds like a chicken. >> jesse was better. >> yeah. >> dennis, i put this story in the show because you were going to be on. i knew you would have something interesting to say. you are always have an interesting angle on men and women. was this good advice? >> no, it was great advice. it was. anybody could search this on the internet. i have a nationally syndicated

column. a few years ago, i wrote a two part column. eight questions or whatever it was. eight questions you should answer before you get married. do you know a woman last night, i spoke in brooklyn last night and a woman came over to me and said she broke off her engagement after reading her column and she hugged me for it because she realized that's one of the things. you have to spend time and enjoy each other. do you enjoy each other is critical. there is nothing like a trip that you are away from everything and you have to relate to one another. i think it was brilliant advice. >> it's like the bachelor. he takes trips. >> exactly. >> dennis, you had eight things. he just said one thing. his advice was to go take a trip and come back and propose at the airport. >> i thought it wasn't good advice because i think you should do something boring. if you go around the world it's like a romantic comedy. i would marry andy if he went on a trip around the world.

>> i think we would divorce each other. >> i'm not being cute. it's very hard to enjoy somebody away from all of your support system. he is right. i think it's a very good test. it's not the only one but it is a good test. one of those by the way in my list. i will not give you all eight is do you miss each other when you're not together? so it's the converse of that because i think you have to miss a person. that's a statement of truly loving them. >> brilliant. jesse, do you wish you had some advice before you get married? >> i tell you what, about four years ago, i met a girl and i thought she was fantastic and three days later, i invited her to drive across the country with me so we got a must anning and drive root 66 the whole way. we stayed in the elvis hotel in clinton oklahoma. we went to the grand canyon. just like stupid stuff that we

wanted to do. >> i saw the hallmark movie. it was great. >> do you know what i did? i married that girl. do you know what happened? we got divorced. so forget that advice. russian mail order bride is just as good. >> that was ten days. what did he advocate. he said go around the world. >> you know what though i'm not getting ghost busters residual checks so i had to take a car on 66. that's the thing about his advice i'm sure it's great advice if you can afford to fly around the world and go to ex-otic places. most people don't that. >> do you know people actually get marry and have a terrible hon honeymoons. that should be a subject. awful honeymoons. they are alone together and they expect to be a great time. the expectations kill if this had been a normal time together.

it is a good test even though obviously, in your case and i'm sorry about that. >> i'll fine with it. it's terrific. >> you barely even rib it, right? >> no. i want to give you a hug. >> joanne, what celebrity would you want to appear at your bachelor party? >> oh, at my bachelor party? >> yeah. >> at my bachelorette party. >> that's what you call them? yeah. i've seen plenty of those. >> there are three jonas brothers but one would be great. i could see this guy going home to his fiance and saying are there strippers there. and he saying no, it was bill murray. >> he started talking about -- i have some advice for you and all of these guys said i can't believe this. they weren't really listening to

them but they were amazed that there was a celebrity there. >> i notice this. people walk up to him and say it's gym gafican and they turn around and face the same direction of him so they can fake a picture with them. >> bill murray doesn't like to do autographs. he likes to do videos and personal touches for his fans. >> he's a free spirit. everybody thinks he's fantastic. i do too. coming up, a man spends $50 on a heavily calf enates star buck drink for the first time cocaine is the cheaper alternative. first a word from our sponsor. tonight is sponsored by guitarbarino. avoid skin contact and keep away from pigs. relax into child's pose.

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so a starbucks c so a star bucks customer recently used his loyalty card to get a free mocha bean frap achino which is used with 60 shots of expresso and cost 5 54.75. it's the record for the most expensive star bucks beverage

and the subject of tonight. it's another store about overpriced coffee. another opportunity for people to laugh at consumer society and mock people who spend money on overexpensive luxury. first of all this man's coffee was a stunt. it contained 60 shots of expresso dumped into a frap which doesn't count as a real coffee drink. i routinely spend 7 to $10 on a cup of black coffee. the trend of high priced coffee beans grown to exacting standards is one of the great things about living in the modern world and i contend that high end coffee is the biggest bargain in gourmet eating. people routinely spend hundreds of dollars on a bottle of wine or a great i having ar take great effort to produce. your problem is you're pouring

cheap stuff down your throat like it's fast food. here are my rules of fast food. there's a reason you can't tell good coffee from a bad one you're dumping all of that junk in it. enough of the iced coffee. cold coffee is for the cold of heart. three, if you want to join the big boys, forego the blends and seek out single origin beans they contain the personality of the region they are grown in. full of nuances and flaws but the rewards can be sublime. dark roast does not equal strong. despite what you believe your dark coffee is not stronger than light roasting coffee. you're taking the personality out of the bean when you overroast. take a light or medium roast to truly taste the bean in all of its glory. follow the rules or i'll see you in coffee hell.

>> dennis and andy will disagree with me, i know. but i think you are going to agree with me. >> i'm serious, i was very impressed. no, i would like to tell you why. i feel the same about cigars. i couldn't care less about coffee or wine but i have that about cigars. i could have given my monologue in fact one of my columns was on why i like cigars. whenever i see this. this will truly ruin my reputation. when i see a young man in a cigar lounge and i go to cigar lounges all over america. when i see a kid there about 22, 25 years old, i pay for his cigar. i am so happy to see the beautiful -- >> do you think that is creepy that a man walks in and says young man i am buying your cigar. >> by cigar, you mean -- >> would you buy a young man a good roast?

>> i would. >> buying a cigar is buying a cigar. >> thank you. that is exactly right. >> because you want young people to enjoy. >> i love people who enjoy life. i love people who have passion. >> i love coffee. it's one of my passions in life. >> andy, ill see you're disagreeing with us. >> how do you disagree? what is there to disagree. >> tom, you can say what you want about this man's coffee being a stunt but after listening to your monologue and having lived with spouting about this for years. that will be used some day you know why? because you're an addict. like every addict you need to keep increasing your fix to get your daily dose of privilege. maybe you're not spending $55 on 60 shots of expresso but you will eventually. i hope i am around because i will laugh. >> that's exactly what modern

medicine tells you to do with addic addicts. laugh at them. >> i have two cups of coffee in the morning and i have one in the afternoon and i grind the beans myself. lovingly. >> let's say he is addicted. so what? who does it hurt jesse? >> i think this is all --. your little cigar nonsense. i drank five bottles of jack daniels a week for years so let's move on. >> jack daniels is made to exacting standards is it not. >> right but nobody gets caught with a hooker and a grinder of lightly roasted beans. >> speak for yourself. >> the point that i wanted to make to everybody is that if you were with your, you know, loved one, a girled friend or boyfriend and you were able to

get through tom's 15 talking points about coffee, turn around and marry that person. >> exactly. >> one of the most boring things i've ever heard. >> i love this stuff. >> it's come far. you could get a good cup of coffee at jfk now. there's a nice gourmet coffee shop there. joanne, isn't this about the economy. people complain about the privilege of coffee whatever but it helps -- for every guy drinking a cup of coffee there's someone that poor country who is picking those beans. >> but this is america for you. oversized, overcaffeinated and in his case, cheap. he got it for free because he's a member and he -- he worked the system which is what i like. because their coffee is already overpriced so now he gets this free one any size he wants so he's load me up. >> i don't drink at star bucks at often.

it is not overpriced. if you look at the way they get the coffee. they pay a fair price for it. >> i drink instant in the morning. i am not the person. >> joanne, i will change my answer. i think you are an addict. you said you drink star bucks only in emergencies, find me an emergency. >> only if i'm out in the desert. >> you call it an addiction and i call it you love live. you love your coffee. >> when you start buying young men coffee in lounges -- >> all right. time to take a break. coming up, marriage. ♪ abe! get in! punch it! let quicken loans help you save your money. with a mortgage that's engineered to amaze!

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should the appealal fans of the wheezal. new york city mayor wants to end the ban on owning ferrets as pets arguing the creatures pose no greater threat to the public than other domesticated animals on the pro side evidence shows ferrets do not bite more frequently or severely of other pets of the same side. on the con side there may be injuries, especially to infants.

mayor rudy jualiani instituted the ban. here is rudy taking a call on his radio show. >> hello, we speak again. let me introduce myself. executive president of new york ferrets advocacy. last speak when he spoke you said a very disparaging remark to me that i should get a life. that was very unprofessional of you. we are trying to get something seriously done. david you're on my show. i have a right to talk over you. >> david -- >> we are trying to make an important issue taken care of where the city is violating state law. i asked you last week if you care about the law. >> yes, i do care about the law. i think you have totally and absolutely misinterpreted the

law. there is something deranged about you. >> no, there isn't, sir. >> the excessive concern that you have for ferrets is something you should examine with a therapist not with me. >> don't go insulting you again. >> i'm not insulting you. i'll being honest with you. i happen to be more sane than you. >> david first of all -- >> there is a serious -- >> mr. juliani. this conversation is over david. thank you. there is something really, really very sad about you. you need help. you need somebody to help you. this excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness. i'm sorry. that's my opinion. you don't have to accept it. there are probably very few people who would be honest with you about that. you should consult a psychiatrist or psychologist and help him about this excessive concern why you are devoting

your life to weasels. >> dennis, have you ever told your callers to seek professional health. >> i hate to say yes. i have a sophisticated audience. i've never had anybody prooccupied with ferrets. i have to say in this regard i think the law is silly. if you want to own a ferret, own a ferret. i think a guy who devote his life to ferrets. i said get a life. the guy was the head of a no sirk against circumcision and for restoring foreskin. his life was devoted to that issue. i said you should get a life. so there was a case. >> these guys remember. they remember the circumcision from when they were three weeks old. >> that's the thing. >> it was the worst day of your

life. do you understand you must be. talk about bored. that's bored. >> jesse, you're very familiar with your foreskin. it is in a shoe box under your bed. he's making a suit out of it. >> we're talking about ferrets now. >> those aren't wool sweaters. it puts the lotion on the foreskin. i apologize, tom. you're doing a terrific job. >> i love this rant by juliani. people didn't realize it was just a caller. everybody thought he was going crazy for somebody for the first time. he did know that this man was cookie in the head. he had seen him in several occasions. people didn't know how justified he was with his little rant. >> that's so amazing.

everybody knows him for all the great things he did on september eleventh, why isn't that up there, him taking down the ferret lunatic. in my head it's just as awesome. >> joanne, the city also bans potbelly pigs, ig onas. what do you think? >> listen it's anal gland secretions are your jam by all means. that's what they do. >> they mark ytheir territory with urine. >> how do you know this. >> i google. by that i mean wikipedia. >> all animals have different things that they do. some are grocer than others in my opinion. >> don't all animals mark their -- kitty cats mark -- >> andy, will the's go to you.

this is interesting andy because you're a pet owner and enthusiasts. do you think ferrets should be legal. >> of course. usually i do research if i don't know much about them. i am willing to bet that banning ferrets if the first place was a complete overreach by there will be no more fun guys like jualiani and bloomberg. if you want to get into the soul of the politicians. now he says if he's got the right scientistic back up for it that's no big deal. i don't know that he does or doesn't. basically he banned ferrets and didn't know if this was a good idea. >> this is why new yorkers were fed up with him before 9\11. >> i like that rant of us. coming up a serial tickler is

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last story. that's the last story. police say a tickling police say a tickling bandit

is on the loose near boston college. 0 people reported the man broke into their homes, either tickled their feet or watched them sleep but didn't steal anything. some believe it's an urban legend but a cop says it's no myth, it's happening. other witnesses claim they saw him outside of their home masturbating. always wanted to say that word. police released a sketch. >> look what you did. >> that is it. >> he hides his weight well. >> jesse, how long can you tickle someone's feet before they wake up? >> i don't know why they have to be so cute about this. they call him the tickler? why don't they call it gateway serial killer?

the tickler sounds like friends from mcdonaldland, like grimace. you know what i mean? it's not okay. it is creepy. joanne, i mean what do you think? they said that this man gets in, this is boston college, okay? it's right there in boston, in the city. they said that the tickler is getting into peoples' rooms because they don't lock your doors >> you lock your door. i had an irrational fear of people breaking into my room, and scaring me when i'm sleeping. apparently it's not so crazy to think it's going to happen because that is what this is. the fact he's called a bandit? what does he do? steals giggles? >> he doesn't steal anything, it says just tickle but isn't that worse than stealing? tickling someone's feet? >> most people would rather have someone stolen from their homes than awakened by a stranger

the other moral of the story is male sexuality is very wild. >> it's mysterious. >> yes. >> i don't get it, personally. but he's not that rare. >> andy? >> not that rare? >> i -- it's rare on tickling and masturbating but not in the male experience. >> where are you on that list? >> down the middle. >> this is what is pissed me off about the story. all students, you know what? never mind i don't feel like telling it. >> we're heading towards the end of the show. thanks for joining us. that does it for me. see you next time. people join angie's list for all kinds of reasons. i go to angie's list to gauge whether or not the projects will be done in a timely fashion and within budget. angie's list members can tell you which provider is the best in town. you'll find reviews on everything from home repair to healthcare. now that we're expecting, i like the fact

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hello. welcome to justice. before my open, breaking news tonight. after nearly five years as a captive of the taliban, u.s. army sergeant bowe bergdahl is free. jennifer has the details on the release. >> the president appeared alongside his parents. >> while bowe was gone, he was never forgotten. his parents thought about him and prayed for him every single day. as did his sister sky, who prayed for his safe return. he waubl