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sport she would have enough trough fies to fill -- trophies to fill her empty heart. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and if she was on ""wheel of fortune"" she would be screwed because she has a lot of vowels. her latest book is called "finding mr. righteous" and it is really about me. the only thing he is missing to go along with the sad eyes is this sara mclaughlin song, andy levy. and sitting next to me the hairless comedian joe devito. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, greg. #eu called you last night -- i called you last night to ask you for your phone number. why didn't you call me back? >> it is not even worth responding to. adolescents? more likeidolescents. their body are as hot as their

job prospects are not. new analysis shows in two of the youngest cities and without a high school diploma is over 50%. that's cover high. in riverside, san bernadino area teens looking for rough have roughly the same chance of getting a job as they do marrying a a slow loris. these numbers are staggering. teens across the country are missing out on available work experience. as nor -- as for the unemployed teens i have plenty of opportunity working for me. i am hiring. take a look.

>> what a is wrong, joe? >> i said how long is this montage? >> we had to cut it to three hours. send me your resume. the pay, well it won't be great, but there are a lot of fringe benefits. you will never see your family again. >> you still maintain an active lifestyle. >> and you will have to wear fringe. >> and who doesn't love wearing fringe? >> and you spend a lot on clothing. >> and shaving. >> lisa, these facts that we hear is scary to an elderly man like me because i imagine teens on the street. teens in rolled up jeans and tight t-shirts with cigarettes

in their sleeves and smoking with their greasy hair and looking at me. eyeing my groceries and my lady. >> i am worried in like 10 years when these kids have to get a job they will be so lazy and used to working. >> another point is these jobs still exist, but it is the under employed taking them. it is the middle aged people who have to take two or three jobs. >> your first poimt and second point are almost the same. the 27-year-old won't have any experience and will become a 37-year-old who will have to take the 17-year-old's job. it is a weird, vicious cycle. it only ends in misery. i am too old to suffer these problems. joe, you are a comedian which is like being an unemployed teenager. do you have advice for these kids? what can they do? >> we have to wipe out a certain generational layer to clear out jobs. >> you mean murder them? >> murder is one way to put it. i like to think of it as

creating jobs. >> murder for hire is a great job. >> i think we should take murder off the table for now, joe. >> i think the problem is jobs like a barista, there is nothing wrong with them, but they are not intended as a career. they are low skilled jobs meant as a nice, crappy summer job. the problem was a few were overqualified and overeducated and they didn't want to hire you because you wouldn't stick around. what they learned is they are hiring these people with master's degrees who have no real world skills. they are creating a log jam. >> they are blocking for the other guys that will like doing the job waiting the tables. >> or at least take the job -- i remember the lousy summer jobs i had. i had one cutting down trees for the power company in the summer. >> that's awesome, killing trees for power. i would have loved that job. >> the lifers said stay in school. i wish i had gone to college. tha>r!c was 20 something years ago. now they are probably all guys with master degrees worried i

will bump them out on the way to throw brush into a wood chipper. >> is the job that necessary, joanne? you did well without ever working. >> i hop around from man to man. that is a jb. job. in terms of school and education, it is a great incentive to stay in school. a big part of the study are kids without a diploma. my first job was at aunt tee anne's in the mall. >> the pretzels ? >> yes. my sister got me the job. it just goes to show it is all about who you know. >> that's so true. you took somebody else's job and i bet you spit on the food. >> i ate all of the samples. >> that's white privilege. >> it is a twisted job she has. they are pretzels dipped in very jus spices.

various spices. >> you do a lot of work with your out reach charity. what is the solution here? >> i do a lot of councilling with 18-year-olds and 19-year-olds. they are scared, greg. obviously i comfort them as best i can. they were too young to vote for obummer as i like to call him. as lisa was saying we have been through this story before. it is not surprised people without the job skills suffer the most. the good news is cities like seattle will raise the minimum wage. it seems obvious employers will be more likely to hire unskilled workers if they can pay them more. it is economics from what i understand. i think the problem will be solved soon. >> i totally miss that point. >> you know what else is happening here? as you have more ago tess to wealth, seeing wealth, like seeing it in pop culture and

especially bravo. they blame fox news and we blame bravo. you are watching people working working -- not working and making a lot of money. you are watching the kardashians . that's bravo, right? >> that's e. >> it is e that is the problem. they breed malice toward effort. nobody is doing anything. youyou are watching and you say why do have i to work at jamba juice if they are not working? am i on to something or on something? >> i think it is strange when you hear people wanting to raise the wage for these jobs. i don't eat a lot of fast-food, but when i do go to those places , i don't think to myself we have to move this person up the chain of command. they are not supposed to be financially rewarding, but available. it is not to make them be paid more, but to learn more. they should show up on team and not talk on their phone

and learn that jobs are suffering. >> it is not just job experience. it is life experience. learning how to talk to somebody. customer service teaches you to be patient and that is good later in life. as you can see experience taught me to be a great talk show host. you are not supposed to laugh at that. >> we need a logan's run sort of situation here, but with 16-year-olds. they go to carousel and the ones that make it through, great. the ones that don't, well there are more jobs for those who make it through. >> believe -- believe logan's run was filmed and they can do it at the mall. i think it was fort worth. they filmed logan's run. >> you turn it into carousel. then you get sandman jobs. >> if only there was a way where young people who are

hungry can play some sort of game. >> what would you call it? >> harry potter maybe? >> twilight? >> i watched "twilight" and there was sex in there that disgusted me. i there was. i watched with my niece and nephew and said you can't watch this. they are having sex. and there is a wolf. >> you basically wanted to be alone when you were watching it. >> they were having sex and i am feeling very uncomfortable. >> rick santorum said that would happen. >> that is true. maybe he was the wrofl. wolf. is the swap a flop? president obama was in poland on tuesday where he defended trading five high level taliban detain a knees to get sergeant bberdahl back. i wonder if he said regardless of circumstances whatever the

circumstances may turn out to be, we still get an american soldier back if he is held in captivity, period, full stop, we don't condition that. >> regardless of the circumstances, whatever those circumstances may turn out to be , we still get an american soldier back if he is held in captive tie, period, full stop. we don't condition that. >> sounds familiar because i just said it. the soldiers will continue to speak out and they are the opposite of pleased as pie. two spoke with a fine laugh named megan kelly on monday night. >> he did not serve with honor. he violated his oath and he put other americans in jeopardy. >> don't president what to see him haled as a hero. i want him to face the consequences of his own actions and face a possible court martial for do -- desertion.

meanwhile, president obama adds r as usual has remained sigh lept on this incident. >> oark -- oh my god! oh my god! >> what a metaphor. >> it is a metaphor. what for though? >> life. >> for piers. piers morgan collapses under the weight of beauty. >> just like his show. >> is the president right that noatter what you save everybody including deserters? >> isn't that the corner stone of the constitution? even jerks get taken care of. the funny thing about this guy is his platoon members say he had romantic notions about afghanis. i wonder five years after being with the taliban where he is with his.

>> another said the obama administration was euphoric over this release. they were so taken by surprise. >> it would have been embarrass figure they did it in a sneaky way. now we showed we are ready to negotiate with terrorists and it was done poorly. we didn't get any draft picks out of this one. they think he walked off the base looking for the taliban. that's like if omar goes to the marines and says do you have any marines around here? >> do you think he will be charged with desertion and if so how do you view your hero then? >> a deserter is not the same as a pastry september 11th. but this is the bottom line.

politicians will lie to further their own careers and agenda. what did his squad mates have to do by lying 1234 they have nothing to gain. those who are on active duty may be hurting their careers. have to give a lot of weight to what they are saying. my guess is i think he will be tried. it is not of desertion, but it is a garbage lesser offense and they will sentence him to time served or whatever. >> there are people saying he helped the taliban kill americans. >> we have no idea what he went through in those five years. even if he disco swrerted -- deserted it doesn't mean the taliban treated him well. they don't know if he is a deserter. for all they know he is a spy. we have to be careful calling him a collaborator. i think we have to tone down

that. it is clear he walked off that post though. i don't think there is doubt of that. >> gee anne you said you -- joanne you said you wouldn't wear a yellow ribbon for the troops because it would clash with your dress? >> lives were risked and lives were lost. that's what the reports claimed. they have gone and searched for him. if all of this was done in vein and if he was in fact a deserter it is a disservice to our country. there is so much more that is going to come out as it has in these last few days. it is not going farewell for -- fare well for owe go -- obama. >> i am amazed they are amazed. that's why they did the rose garden and there is president

obama between the parents and it was so planned. they thought is it would be the cover of every magazine. >> maybe they thought nobody but fox news and the like were going to be talking about this. i don't think he expected all of the people who served to be speaking up. in the last couple days they tried to paint this as conservatives don't want to bring a pow home. that's the lamest [bleep] i have ever seen. i think the administration maybe thought they would be able to do that. they would be able to paint the narrative with the help of msnbc. because his platoon mates and squad mates have spoken up, you can't get away with it. >> do you think before we move on there is a difference the

way the administration looks at military and the military looks at military. do swrergs is understandable. it is like calling in sick for work when you are not really sick. we all wanted to wanted to deset right? >> it is no ing that they don't understand the culture. hope there #r*s one of tho onee shanannigans going on. >> is there another layer? do they really blow it? >> the end game was they had time released poison anyway, i can't remember. my point is time released poison. they are hugging and stuff and then they drop dead and then obama walks out and does a high five with that guy biden and then everybody goes oh my god that's the greatest thing

you have ever done. three terms and he gets his own sitcom and a penthouse in new york city. >> and nobody does swaps with us. >> you can't negotiate with us anymore. >> i don't know. that would be wrong. you are wrong. what happened that joe devito's beard? and a family of squirrels living in it. we discuss straight ahead. the pope dogs kids. what does it mean? that is a crappy tease.

they were shamed by the singer from stained, without an e, during a concert in

kansas city, they have them there, the front man noticed a young girl getting groped while crowd surfing. the rocker and father of three daughters, that changes you, gently suggested they stop. >> listen up you [bleep]. that girl right there is 15 years old. and you [bleep] molested her while she was on the [bleep]. your [bleep] mother should be ashamed of you, you piece of [bleep]. [applause. >> you should all be beaten down by everyone around you for being [bleep]. >> i wonder what he would do if he saw it happen again. >> if i see that again i swear to god i will p oi nt you out in the crowd and have everyone around you beat your [bleep]. >> i don't know what he is talking about.

was he right to go after the crowd like that? >> you know, i don't know what the crowd surfing etiquette is. >> obviously not molesting people. >> you answer. >> i usinged to do that years ago in my younger days. >> i'm sure they touched you. >> they didn't touch me appropriately or inappropriately. they just dropped me. >> what concert? was this a josh grobin show? >> no stage diving. i kept getting off before he could get me until they caught me by belt loop. i think it is -- i guess it is nice he said leave the girl alone. how do you control that a? >> that's the thing. it is not a good thing for women to do. you can't see who is under neat you and creeps don't

care. hospital they say don't do this -- shouldn't they say don't do this? >> i wonder if you can crowd surf where it is the nonhope side of your palm. or with your elbows. >> that would be hard to police. i like that he took a stand. it was reassuring he was able to yell. >> i hope the sphem nighses don't get angry at his tirade. a 15-year-old at a stained concert, but shouldn't she be home diagramming sentencing like you do now. >> we need more of that in our future and not crowd surfers. or do real surfing. i hate concerts. really, i go to broadway shows. that's what i spend my money on. >> that's why you meet so many eligible men. >> exactly. you will see neil patrick

harris yelling at an audience member for being on their cell phone. that's as exciting it gets and that's the excitement i want. >> i outgrew concerts mainly because i couldn't see above people. they outgrew me. >> i figured out the job as it was coming along. >> you won't be helpful in the crowd is you -- the crowd surfing. >> andy, you crowd sured at the enya concert. did anyone molest you? >> no. do you expect fans of stained may not also be fans of illegal things like inappropriately taching girls? >> that is the song. >> i in all seriousness, i never get why you want to crowd surf, but you shouldn't

worry about being groped. you shouldn't do it on purpose. i love that he kept saying she is 15. i get it, but it would be okay if she was 19 1234* she is under age. you can't grope her. but you can grope a 19-year-old. >> you need a sign like that on the subway. >> i remember a few good rock songs about going out and groping a a 15-year-old. motley crue was telling you make a weekend out of it. >> joking about how you don't know their ages. female musicians and pop stars don't do it anymore. i think it was courtney love who said you crowd surf and you come back feeling completely attacked. it happens to men. and oftentimes their extreme tees are groabed. groped. >> you mean feet? >> yes.

all right, i am done with this story. we were in agreement it was a bad thing. ladies and gentlemen, the evil laughter of the former usa beauty pageant winner. can't believe she said that. in her head she hears applause. now she is doing a luau on a water ball. now the space ship is going a rainbow. she is flying over a rainbow. what a is that a? that's my house. >> i think her parents told hershey was in the contest and she would be in the living room. >> enough ridiculing joanne. coming up, celebrity endorsements. >> tonight's c block is

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>> should you pick a brat over a cat? pope francis is on the left. he says you shouldn't substitute furry friends for tiny humans. during a mass with married couples at the vatican, the

77-year-old upon at the criticized those who pass on raising rugrats because they think that life will be better. quote, you can go explore the world and go on holiday and have a villa in the countryside. you can be carefree. by the way, i don't even have kids and i don't do that. it might be better, more comfortable to be have a dog and two cats and the love goes to the two cats and dog. in the end as marriage comes to old age and solitude with the bitterness of loneliness. or in andy's case happens now. his comments come after a recent drop in births. you know what, lisa, he is right. basically what he is saying is it is a selfish reason to have children, but it is the primary -- it is so they take care of you when you are incontinent and need your sheets changed.

>> as a single childless woman i will not deny that i haven't cradled a dog like a baby and wished for my own child. i think it will make me a better mother. the one thing that is interesting is every time this pope says something, the media acts like oh my god it is outrageous. really? catholics want people to have more children? this is new information? >> you know what though, it is hard to talk about because there are five people here and our average number of children is 0. is that right? nobody here has kids? >> that i know of. >> oh you will never be on the show again, joe. the one thing the pope forgets forgets -- he is a smart guy, don't get me wrong. he is a good pope, don't get me wrong. he is a good pope. he may have missed something here. robots. robots will make children

pointless because robots will be taking care of us. who needs pets or children when you have a furry smart robot. >> i don't like the sound of that. >> you will by the time you are old. >> my parents said to me that said, you need a plan because you don't have any children and who will take care of you when you get old? that's when i realized they think i am going to take care of them. i had a cat for almost 20 years and when he croaked i realized i should have had kids 15 years ago. it suddenly dawned on me. >> better the cat died though. >> that's true. it is cheaper. >> you can bury it out back. >> joanne, you hate people and animals. this will not apply to you. >> i will live a lonely life. like the pope says it leads to bitter loneliness.

i am never alone and god is always with me. >> if you wanted to make a big proclamation to the u.s. and italy it is don't rush into a marriage. the bigger problem is the divorce rate that is not technically acceptable. it should be don't rush into a marriage and make sure it is a union and you have the councilling and all of that. >> interesting. i think all you need to do is get knocked up because kids keep everybody together. andy it said cat joke database is empty. you got lucky a. say whatever you want. >> you finally used them all. >> ran out of cat jokes. >> i don't know why the pope hates pets. you have to ask him. >> they don't have soles. >> i will have kids right after he does. but you are right, and he is not wrong.

forget taking care of you older. we are doomed. salute the breeders. good for them. have tons and tons of kids, just keep them away from me and go on with your lives. >> this is where i am against immigration reform. >> my plan was when i got old and decrepit i would have a woman for no reason. >> there goes the nest egg. >> that is only five years for you. >> men like that will be this will be a big boom. she is going to love taking care of me. >> and all of the women i have flocking to me now. >> you have to have kids around when you are older? who will steal your

medication. >> that's why i am not having kids. you don't have to share. >> that was depressing, but honest. do celebrities make good pitch men. beyonce has a deal with pepsi and brad pitt got $7 million for a chanel number five spot. and andy levy was made in the low hundred's. according to a new study 96% of americans which is almost half don't want to read about celebrities endorsing. consumers say they are more likely 20 pay attention to product reviews. owners of california chrome have signed a deal with sketchers shoe band. it is from the horse's barn to the apparel of the handlers. wow is all i can say.

joe, can you remember buying a product because a celebrity endorsed it? >> no i would rather have a voice. you remember jaime lee curtis was hot and we have to think about her digestive rousing. >> you sit on the toilet and say this is great. >> it says take pictures of your activity. >> sales in germs knee went up. >> jaime lee turtis. >> why do companies pay so much money if they know it won't work . consumers know everything they do is fake. they call the paparazzi and they come up with the fake relationships where someone is dating tom cruise. we are not buying it.

we are not buying it at all. the only thing we do buy is when they are in trouble and then we buy the magazines because they are fun. you love horses, but you hate the racing. >> i don't hate the racing. i hate that there is a 92-minute pre show. it seems like a stable job. i am all for it. sketchers is taking a chance that california chrome will win the triple crown. >> it was a shoe in. >> awful. i don't even know what i was saying. >> i am trying to think of one. >> if they win the triple crown their name lar seen everywhere. if it loses at the belmont, no one will hear from california chrome ever again. they are taking a chance.

>> good for them indeed. joanne, you were asked to endorse a number of rehabs and you never followed through. >> my publicist said you shouldn't talk about that. that's the thing with the celebrity endorsements. it is a manager push. it is dollar signs and so they are really doing for them. what works the most is when they are on twitter and instagram. look at me and my kardashian sisters using this product. and so the teeny boppers following them don't need them. if i am drinking pepsi i will drink pepsi regardless of who is selling it. >> i am like an anti-endorsement. if i see clooney wear it. when i really william do vein talk i hear what william do

vein wants me -- devane h wants me to do. >> sometimes these things are lies too. i started wearing chanel number 5 and it is a lady's perfume u. >> it is the shape of the bottle. >> i didn't know. >> the er guy did. >> that's what i found out. >> one of those? i have no idea what that means. time to take a brashing. break. don't you think about leaving right now. it has been on the list not for awhile. autographed copy g gutfeld.com and paraphernalia and we have some models. that's my hoodie. really tired of looking at this hobb honest. --

>> we think it is tame if named after a dame. female named hurricanes are deadlier because people don't respect them. they don't take the same precautions. 6ism can kill --sexism can kill or can it. a model suggests changing a severe hurricane name's from charlie to eloise could triple the death toll.

they conducted experiments to sties the high pot -- to test the hypothesis. the female named hurricane people were not as willing to seek shelter. this is after hearing a hurricane will strike. >> ♪ look at me now ♪ look at me now ♪ i'm getting paper. ♪ ?o. >> you don't want to react like that. that's stupid. >> this may be the most incredibly mind blowing study i have ever heard. i happy to think it might be true. what do you think? >> it might be true. do you remember the congresswoman and she thought there wasn't enough hurricanes with black sounding names. if you will apply awful these things are to what the name is, are you racist. but you stay if hurricane dustin blows through.

>> just dust in the wind. >> think them and not say them. >> or if hurricane juan comes to florida do you support amnesty? >> interesting. are you 6est and never know it? sexist. >> i think the problem was with the female hurricanes they say it's fine and you don't prepare prop blee. >> i can't wait for the hash tag campaign. as you mentioned they said the deaths #wr higher -- so why not look on the bright side? they were more powerful and we couldn't handle them. >> here is the -- >> some snakes are scary. which is scarier dart vai deer or debbie vader? you have to go with the name.

>> joanne if a male hurricane was rich enough would you date it? no, you don't have to answer that. i'm joking. i happen to think this a is a case a where they save lives. we don't need to be politically correct. we don't need to have male and female names. it is sexist and it will save lives. >> they introduced the names a few weeks ago. let's get rid of genders and make them all sound threatening. stormy, danger, things that make people alert. >> hurricane danger. sounds like a stallone movie. hurricane danger fnlt he was a washed up fighter. like we heard before women can be crazy. especially the ones with the sweet sounding names. anything with an ie at the end.

>> andy, what do you think of my idea of all male names? >> with the female americans you don't know what they are stormy about and anything you may do could get worse. you end up getting killed. this study is bunk and for two reasons. they looked at the data in 1950. they didn't get mail names they 1979 so they have been getting less deadly. as he says it could be the hurricanes and people dying in hurricanes. >> they were booed bad hurricanes? >> yes. >> we wasted five minutes. >> once they accounted by comparing storms after 1979 all of the carl layings -- correlation has vanished and if you take out hurricane sandy which is considered a female name more people have died in male hurricanes.

>> you could have pointed this out in the story pitch meeting. >> i didn't know. >> you could say there is no story here. >> and they didn't count katrina. >> that is ridiculous because that was a terrible story. female announcer: get on board for better sleep.

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>> still mad about the last story. are there butts too much? a gaming website says butt animations have gone too far which makes us wonder -- >> is this sexist? >> i forgot the sign. in a new role playing game, wild star, the sway of certain characters' backsides has caught the attention of sex hungry nerds. do these space zombies know how much strut in their butt. some say if are you going to be staring at a behind for countless hours it may as well be a sexy, sexy view. can't argue with that lodge ject or can you. >> these are people that issue reality in any form except they want the butts to be really. >> they side from everything. >> these characters do a lot

of running and jumping. the irony is the butts really good where the gamers butts #r spreading and muffin topping over their genes. >> if only we could give them a beautiful butt. joe app, you think the butts are not great. >> they are so great they don't need pants. you can't put pants on these people. we want more butts. >> by the way, we have a response. they know about miranda's but. the jiggly technology moves there is no getting in the way of technology. i want to go back. this is nothing different than being at the airport.

there are so many women going to the airport without tights. tights are to women like sweat wants are like at the airport. they think it is okay to wear these tights and i wear it is like watching that. that's my point. >> we want to make your flight more enjoyable. it is enjoyable. i want to use everything i can about your physiognamy. >> it shouldn't be four separate words. there is a g in there. >> i am having problems. thanks