tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" how are the belgians progressing in their mission to learn how to dive head first into water? we will show you their heartbreaking struggle to grasp this fairly simple task. and does the president think every commander-in-chief before him wore pink boxers with hearts on them? >> that was true for george washington. that was true for abraham lincoln. that was true for fdr. period. >> and has the government finally taught a frog to speak english? we sent our science correspondent with this genius reptile. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight.

>> frogs are stupid. and now let's welcome our guests. she thinks she is on a late night tv show, but she is really in a padded cell in a mental hospital. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. waive. and he can turn the world on with a smile, but he refuses to do it. and his voice is deeper than the pit i keep the homeless drifter in. it is comedian sam morrell. you can check out his awesome pod cast "moonlighting with sam" on itunes. what is itunes? and he grew a beard to convince you he is older than el tw. next to me, daley caller deputy editor will ron. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. are cheerios just donut seeds? i think they are. >> he worked on his lats as our nation collapsed. he builds his thighs as the

middle class cries. that's what history books will say, all of them, about the disastrous presidency of bagram you sane owe -- barak hussein obama. he was seen working out at a 5 star hotel in poland, previously a communist country. working out when he should have been not working out. actually the video is awesome times awesome to the awesometh power.

>> he posted the video and even out of the music. oi -- obama is not the only one training. >> at least we know one of them may have been born in the united states. am i right, everybody? will, rut expert here. was obama doing an incorrect tricep kickback or hammer curl? i say both. >> gregory, i don't want to be the first obama fitness truther, but i don't really

buy that some polish guy got through how many runnings of security to get this footage. this was leaked by the white house. this was like when putin you get a picture of him on the horse. >> wouldn't you leak something -- dash you leak good things. >> this is the terrifying part. they think this is these skew lynn. they think this makes him look cool and will frighten our enemies. that's what we should be worried about. >> what do you make of this, sam? they call him the leader of the free weights. >> this is not inspiring. he was also on they lip tau cal which is the least manly of the cardiovascular equipment. every time we see putin he is shirtless on a steed. the obama i remember is like the cool obama that hit the three-point shot. he is doing lungs and dad workouts now. this is not what i voted for.

>> this will be forever now compared. everybody is going to put that next to the putin thing. that's the easiest thing you are going to do on some shows. not here though. >> i wish we thought of that. >> joanne you like to stair at men as they -- stare at men as they work out. should they have told people not to film? >> secret service wanted this to happen, but for a different reason. they wanted everyone to see what they have to see on a day-to-day basis. they are like, we want you to laugh as hard as we do every time. i don't know if this is a dad workout. this is exactly what i do at the gym. i'm like, free weights. i pretend i am lifting heavy by like making these faces. i like to sit down a lot. and then on they lip tau cal i check my e-mails to mrs. o. >> do you also yawn while working out? >> i do. it is in the morning and i haven't had my coffee yet.

>> thank you for that. andy, should obama stop pumping iron and start answering questions about fast and furious. >> the only one he should be lifting is on the back of the failed economic policy. >> nicely done. >> i shouldn't say anything else, should i? >> no, but i think you should be in the group shows on hannity. >> i am auditioning now. i love when you go to the barbells and you have to spend time finding the right one. that counts as workout time. you can say you spent an hour in the gym and you can spend 15 or 20 minutes figuring outdo i need the twenties or 15's. >> sometimes i rerack them so they are in order. >> it makes me feel bad and i was on the road and didn't make it to the gym hotel once. >> there is nothing sadder than a gym hotel. like the smaller owe tells, but not the ones you go to,

will, where your bed has a bed. they are essentially a large closet and they have one rack and one aerobic device and there is an unhappy maid that comes in and cleans and grabs a towel and sobs. >> it is lose-lose to go to a gym. you either get something like this or as you were saying the secret service has to clear the room and then he is the jerk who forced the people in the hotel to not work out. >> where was the secret service? >> hanging around. >> they were in the sauna. >> a couple things i have to point out, too many jerky movements. you have to do compound muscle groups. do squats and bench. you don't do this movement. and curls are stupid. if you are doing lats, you don't need to do curls. you hit the bicep anyway.

anything else you want to know? >> i don't agree with any of that. >> we should elect ripped body builders into office so if it happens it looks good. >> i was thinking more of an aging bob paris. >> he is looking like a rail. when did michelle become the buff one? >> great lats. at least we ended it on a positive note. she learned on air of her despair. annette boss worth, the adorable candidate in the south dakota primary got a surprise when she appeared on the kelly file which i believe is a show on this network. they were going to discuss what was thrown at her during the campaign, but there was other plans. >> i want to start with the breaking news from the associated press that reports you have lost your race and that mike rounds has prevailed in the gop primary. your thoughts on that and then we will get to the

controversy. >> well, that's news to me. i didn't know that. >> really? >> you know, it has been an -- i didn't know. i found out on national television. you know, nagin, it has been an amazing race, and it is important that the south dakota dakota -- south dakota shows the country about getting behind the republican so that we can get harry reid out of -- get him kicked to the curb. so the next step of the race is to support our republican primary as much as -- that's disappointing to me. >> i'm sorry to break the news to you. >> so adorable. that wasn't bad enough so the following day boswor st h turned himself over to police after a warrant was issued for her arrest. she is facing felony -- are you laughing. the poor girl.

she is now facing felony charges of perjury and filing false documents. it is not her week. you know what cheers me up when i am down? this, annette. >> she will be back on top in no time. what we just saw was real life getting fired. that's the face somebody was fired three times. the face is like, -- i feel awful, but i assumed you loved it. >> i would have liked to see megan kelly keep going. also your husband is leaving and your cat is dead. i will tell you which politician this would not have happened to is ed koch.

>> joanne, have you ever received bad news in public? has a hockey player ever dumped you on jumbo tron? >> no. i would need a much bigger reaction for that. i love megyn kelly. she is the stoic dream crusher. >> that's the name of her boat. >> ms. bosworth, pretty girls when they go to prison they don't look as pretty when they come out. >> i disagree. >> if she has a publicist or manager, they need to be fired immediately. that person is spoationed to be on -- that person is supposed to be there withr blace and getting the detes. you have signals you show like lost it or win it. >> she was let down. will i want to see how your

face s. you aren't aware that you lost "red eye qtle mr. banana hammock primary. back on south dakota election law, if she would have gotten the nomination she wouldn't have been allowed to stand in the general election. >> because of the charges? >> yeah because she was like, you know, being indicted or whatever. she should have known she was going to lose. this was not a close thing. i lost? it was called really early and she was crushed. there were three other candidates who were completely crushed. if she has the staff where nobody is going to pass her a note and say you just lost the election, maybe that's why she lost the election. >> you know that video, you know what is more disturbing 1234* perhaps they are inlet viewing her on the set of a yo-mtv raps studio.

it was about the time when the l.l. cool j was hitting it and run-d.m.c. was on. it bothered me you remembered eric neis' name. this is bad luck. she was verbally attacked. did you sphand under a ladder throwing black cats at fun house mirrors? >> it is possible. first of all she -- last week she admitted she was in the philippines when her nominating petitions were circulating. she signed the form saying i circulated the above petition and signed in my press sonse. she knew -- presence. she knew 1450e -- she broke the law. she admitted she is guilty. the best part of the video is that's news to me and megan

goes, really 1234* yeah, i didn't. i found out on national television. you can tell at the end she swallowed a you b. she so badly wanted to say it. the worst thing is she found out there was a warrant out for her husband. a warrant out for her arrest. >> that's part of water's warrants. >> maybe i'm a weird owe and we discussed this. but i am now obsessed with her. i don't know why. she is adorable. >> and this is like a great beginning of a romantic comedy. this is like "hope floats." >> the way she took it i wanted to hug her. i could say things to her and she will look at me sadly. >> imagine if she had a cast on. >> we are not supposed to talk about that. >> you said that on air that

you have a fetish for women in casts. >> i mean cats the musical. >> "red eye" viewers back me up. you said that on air. >> i think they should -- now that this has happened give her a re-do. that showed great poise. why is everybody in the dakotas so adorable? everyone. that's two people. >> january jones from north dakota. >> three. let's keep going until we get to a thousand. >> i think that's all of them. >> were we rude? the taliban released video showing the handoff of bowberg bowberg -- beau bergdahl to the troops. they say they rushed without exchanging greetings.

the taliban were excited. they said we wanted to con vein messages via the interpreter. they didn't even let us shake hands with the soldier. they behaved in a simple way. small talk a is custom mary in afghan even during kerry leases. meanwhile, the taliban released another prisoner on wednesday. >> we blurred the crotch of a cat. that's what i got out of that. >> you don't know what was done to it while it was a hostage. that was disturbing that we blurted -- sam, should we have

behaved more civilly. >> you have to be polite during a hostage release? i bid you adou. it good sir -- good sir. i feel like that is the one time my excited would be excited to see me. >> i know this is not part of the story, but his girlfriend moved on. the boyfriend has to be worried. it is cooler to date a guy that just got released. >> all right, sure. >> answer the question you want in your head. >> i am just saying a country with complex rules and hostage exchange says a lot about the culture. you have these hostile playover rules. they are giving each other business cards. i don't know. maybe not an ideal laboratory

for democracy and maybe we shouldn't be there forever to prop things up. >> they already have these -- they have a book of etiquette. >> it is like a japanese tea ceremony. >> the next time we will bring a hostess gift. >> maybe on the anniversary. >> a gravy boat or something. >> they are coming from gerard. what do we do? >> i want to end with this. do we have too i'm? this is marie harp. she was a spokesperson of the state department. she doesn't do a good job. >> it happened five years ago. she could have had five years to determine -- >> he has been in captivity! >> his squad mates have the best indication. >> i don't think that's the case.

>> i'm thinking high school u.n. is there a high school state department so she won. there is no way -- how are none of us -- how come none of us have the job. what is her name? marie harpf. i may -- >> i may even be over qualified for that job. >> it is like when you do "red eye. >> you could do it. you could do it. we should do additions. that's a lot of work. >> it is like an afghani version of seinfield though. and they are like dash dosh know what they are? rude exchangers. they are rude exchangers. >> they said we will give you bergdahl for one of the nephews and the rest named

later. does the new video prove he is racist. we report and you derive.

she went insane after eating mary jane. maureen dow decided to eat a marijuana-laced candy bar alone in her hotel room as part of her reporting on the pot revolution in colorado. the bar contained 16 doses. apparently she downed it all and the results were hilarious. she said, quote, i felt a scary shudder and i barely made it from the desk to the bed where i was in a

hallucinatory state. i was sure when the waiter knocked and i didn't answer i would be arrested for not being able to handle my candy. >> you trained to remember where i was or what i was wearing. i was convinced that i had died and no one was telling me. i know that feeling. >> speaking of getting high. >> good job. careful. >> that's awful. that's more dangerous yous getting high there than any kind of high. who would dwo -- do this alone

in a hotel room? >> it is like eating marijuana. it is impossible to figure out the dosage. you have no idea what you are ingesting. it is frequently nightmarish. >> different onset duration and the chemical structure. it is in different parts of the brown knee. >> when you take a hit from a d doobie, you know what you are getting. when you are eating a brownie, you have no idea what is in that. >> i rough rather take pills. >> could we put it in a less compelling snack? i am about to have the munchies so can you not give me a brownie. >> why create vehicles like this for pot. do it in a way that you know how to do it. not delicious ice cream and now they are making pot coffee. >> the dosage is -- i don't

even understand that. when i'm high i don't have the motivation to do anything. but people have done it and it is scary. >> that's because it is the paranoia and the pan panoramic. should you have had a friend there? anybody who had a bad trip there has to be somebody there for a couple of hours that tells you it is all in your head. >> if that was the first time, you are stupid to do it alone the first time. she is the anti-hunter thompson. >> the column was silly and there is a colonel of truth in it. one of the things pro legalization people would be regulated and people would know what they were getting

like alcohol. she should have got more info. she said there was no dosage on the package and she believes there should have been. >> this is the wild, wild west m you have to describe what you are doing. you went to napa valley once to write an article on the business of wine and you drank a whole barrel by yourself. >> it was an awesome night. >> seems like a grand feet and you will write this thing about. it it takes one over eater to ruin it for esh. for everyone. what she is suggesting she says alcohol you will know what you will get. in high school you can wear the beer goggles, we need pot candy. they know this is what will happen and you are like, i don't like it and then they will do it.

>> or what if they like it. everybody who has had that experience. i never smoked again after that. it scared the living [bleen] out of me. that's the positive thing about legalization. embarrassing things like that, i couldn't write about it or talk about it. you can say okay, this stuff made me crazy. we need to fix it. remember the cop that lost his job because he took pot home and then called 999 and then 11. >> he gint -- he didn't write a blog post. >> wouldn't you still get fired? did people not write about drugs before legalization? >> i think there were less --

people didn't report, the only people that knew was those who had bad trips. he explained to a fair amount of people in new york who haven't smoked pot that it can happen. i am tired of pro legalization and anti-people making them into big, fun things. >> eating is not fun. it it gets in your jet stream. i know where i am at when i eat it i discovered honey boo boo. that is the carest -- the scarest thing. >> we have a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's c block is brought to you by william devay. it is this warm, fluffy quilt is perfect for your money bin. order now. thanks william devay.

he was horse from a remorse. jonah hill appeared on "the tonight show" and apologized for unleashing a gay slur at a photographer who was bothering him. but was it too much? hill said the paparazzi was calling him names and attacking him to which he replied with the most hurtful words see could think of, but didn't mean it in a homophobic

ways. >> words have weight and meaning. the word i chose was grotesque , and no one deserves to say or hear words like that. my heart is broken and i genuinely am deeply sorry to anyone who has ever been affected by that term in their life. >> that almost made me cry. hill ended his apology by telling young people to use him as an example of whatnot to do when someone pisses them off. sam, i go to you because you are a comedian. what is the problem? do we not have enough curse words? >> i like jonah hill. i think it is weird to go on "the tonight show" to apologize,/talk about your new movie. it is a weird cross promotion. maybe kramer should have done it to boost dvd sales. you are in hollywood. you can't say [bleep]. if he would have said [bleep]

it would have been atomic. >> i am glad you said both of them here tonight. >> you can't say them in new york. >> i'm pretty sure you are not allowed to say them anywhere. except for like a reel old person's home in l.a. who owns the clippers. >> will, i get why he felt sorry, but seems like the context -- not the context, but the proportion of sorrow is out. it is like he ran into a kid. look, i screwed up. i'm sorry. he didn't hit anybody in the face. you it would be less bad if he hit somebody, right? >> you shouldn't use the word. but is it came off at grovely. there is a sense in our

culture where we think of using the wrong word as an act of violence. you shouldn't say the word and shouldn't hirt people's feelings, but saying i don't deserve your forgiveness, it sounds like he was just molesting his neighbor's dog. >> he went into this deep remorse hole. just say what it was. fighting words you use when you get pissed off. all of these words are in your brain. when splb pisses you. then you apologize. you don't act like you killed an entire family with your bear hands. >> like the paula deen uh apology. what happens did you do. >> it must be something else. this guy was being hounded. they hound them until they get

that moment. it is like fishing. it is like there are big game fishermen and they wait and wait and wait and real them in. shouldn't there be a license to allow actors to pufn them? >> i think so. the public loves the pop ray -- the paparazzi. with this trend of apologizing we feel we are higher than these celebrities by putting them down. they are down on their knees and they have to apologize. but really, they are celebrities and they will always make more money. >> they always make mistakes and i hated the uh apology. i want to laugh. i almost saw a grown man cry. >> i kind of like watching grown men cry. there is a whole website devoted to that. it is crying men .org.

send me video. >> i think what he did was worse than killing an entire family. >> you used a bad word. basically you can't measure that, but if you did it would be worse than the family. if it is two or three, i don't know. i have no problem with sincere apologies. i think that's the case. i think he did something wrong. enough. say you are sorry and move on. it is not the apology. it is the self-fladulation. if he's done, great. >> he doesn't need an apology tour. >> like the one our president went on. we don't need another one of those, greg. >> there is another thing involved here. >> they said the rehearsal was for the f-word -- i thought

sam was going to say it for me. >> he went into this incredible lengthy process of writing letters and going to counter groups -- the ritual is it genuine sorrow or terror that they will be ons trough sized? they will be the target of an an gree mob as opposed to saying i am sorry. >> you have to factor in the uh poll gees. it involves giving a lot of money to these groups. >> jonah hill did a lot of work with the lg -- i can never say this. lgbt community. >> one is a gay group and the other is glen beck's tv network. >> she has done great work and actions should speak louter --

hodder than words. >> that's the problem. we live in an era where it is crazy. if he punched a teenager you say why did you do that? he is pushing me. it would not create that apology. >> he didn't mean you man having sex with another man. he was trying to call him week. -- call him weak. it is a reflex and fighting words. that's what it is. time to take a break. "g gutfeld.com. here comes joanne gnaw and nare raw. don't surprise when you model, nora, it is not professional. and what is he doing? she is picking my knows. and there smie face. wiggle it, wiggle it. hat, yes, no one is buying that.

to paraphrase justin

bieber's hit song, oops he did it again. a video surfaced of young bieber using a racial slur. and we wonder -- >> is he racist or 14? in the new video the canadian cutie supposedly 14 at the time, but it is hard to tell with that hair sings his hit song "one less lonely girl" and changes the words. >> one less lonely] bleen [. >> one less lonely [bleen]. >> there will be one less [bleep]. >> if i told you i will be part of the kk ♪ ♪ there is one less lonely [bleep]. >> that was absolutely amazing. his pitch was off, but he filmed it. will, do his fans even care?

i know he was 14 at the time, but how do you get past that? >> he is 14 and has you are you -- he has usher who has his back. >> just to let you know usher is an african-american. >> yes, usher is an african-american. >> he has black friends. >> he has learned since then. you know how 14-year-olds are. it is pokemon cards. >> i was doing the same thing. how many for videotapes do you get to? >> i am wondering there may be people coming to his doorstep. >> my grandma used to sing me that song. it was beautiful. >> i am so glad we have a diverse panel. >> he is 14 and i don't think

he is a racist. you can't act black and then be racist. qloing there is real racism with an urban sensibility. >> he is an idiot. there are so many examples of his idiocy. he is saying it because he knows it is a bad word. he is saying it and getting away with it. that's the only person of color on the panel. >> i would like to say stay strong, my brother. you know it is him, but i love you. >> i am more offended by the fact that there is just one more fewer lonely person. >> that is an unforgivable mistake. i am burning my justin cd's and i am saying it now. i am laying a marker i am done with him and i am done. i won't be defending him

anymore. i don't want to see him around the house anymore. >> are you asking for the key back? >> yes x but mail it to me. we don't needace-to-face. just male me my [bleep] justin. >> joanne you have all of his munich. >> -- his music. >> and i can't wear his scent. >> i didn't know he has a perfume. >> for girls. this is the problem with the young celebrities who grow up in front of cameras and in the public eye. they get so comfortable that they can't sensor themselves. they never see that line and when it is being crossed. >> i agree with you. and it is like what, i was relayed.

>> he might have been high. if a guy likes -- >> the question is is this going to hurt him or not. the one that came out -- the one where he told the joke, i think you can brush that off with the uh poll -- apologies. >> does he need another apology? he just gave one. >> what else will he say? >> was it an umbrella-laced apology? >> for those offended head to my picture. >> we have two stories to choose from. which do you want to do? we can do the baby one or the fight? >> the fight is great. >> it is a great story. we will do the fight, people fighting next. bulldog: [yawning] it's finally morning!

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last story. that's the last story. >> they are taking a pair out of parents. in two years scientists can use eggs from two women and one man's sperm to reduce the risk of mitochondrial

diseases. they will have genes from three people. is it safe? one scientist believes so 100% saying until a healthy baby is born that we can't say they are safe. sam, this will be confusing having three parents. >> it is no genetic identity. he had two egg and one sperm. it sounds like a viral video in the making. it is actually just scientific. >> it sounded better in the pitch meeting and then we found out it prevents disease. i think it is a great thing, will -- >> that part is good, but it is true. we will be using the exact same technology. you shouldn't have that many parents. that's too many people with the incredible ability to just -- [bleep] in a million ways.

that's another parent you have to take care of. >> this is great for the economy. raising a child is cheaper. holidays will be a boom. i am all for this. >> you wish you had three parents? >> i have an older sister. >> good for her. >> all of this is happening in the uk. how many years until we see this here? five? >> greg has been happening here for years. the technology being used was given to us by aliens in exchange for our government turning a blind eye to the kidnapping humans to create hybrid babies. there has been notable successes in the hybrid program. they have improved on it and so i think this will be good too. >> you know what is sad about

this is that we aren't making more kids. we are making more parents. we are expanding the parent pile that makes the inverse fear midmore tenuous. you are having more old people still there and focusing on the kids and this thing is going to teeter like this and in 60 years it will fall over and we will all be speaking arabic. >> good night, everybody. i like to end it on a positive note. i say speaking their narrative is positive. joanne, sam, andy, will. i'm greg gut field. greg gutfeld. i shall see you next time. . aawh no, look, i know this is about the troops and not about me.

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the door then closes, does anything happen? we're on it. hello, everyone. i'm dana perino, along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, eric bolling, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." america got its first look today at the handover of sergeant bowe bergdahl to u.s. forces in afghanistan. the taliban released the 17-minute propaganda video, it shows him looking healthy after spending five years in captivity. u.s. forces patted down bergdahl to make sure he wasn't armed or wearing a suicide vest.