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thai travel agent. i am here with criminal defense attorney remy spencer. his personality is described as anything to lunecsta like. it is the sleepy andy levy and his beard told me he just tied a woman to the train tracks. >> i don't get the thai travel agent. is that like a law thing? >> gavin mcginnis. he is the star of how to be a man. his new movie is quite enjoyable. it is available on-line. there is frontal nudity that will disgust you because of his body. and it is on demand everywhere. it is grotesque. and he puts the can a in republican. i am talking about his butt. rick granell. >> a block. the lide. -- le de. that's the first story. >> hey, greg, ever think about eat smfg your make up so you

can be pretty on the inside too? >> never thought of it. >> should we release our foes if they bend their toes? following the celebrated bergdahl trade, guantanamo bay , no relation to michael, is set to let even more prisoners go. an al-qaeda suspect is considered reformed because he practices yoga and has read the dalai lama's bio. a former bodyguard of bin laden is no longer a threat because he wants to open a milk and honey farm. translation, blow up the world. another has been cited as having positive attitudes which is legal ease for currently why a monogamous relationship with a goat. prisoners released with 29% return together battlefield. that's over a million people. meanwhile, another detainee left behind a video in his cell that has been dubbed over.

>> a and reach and bend. stretch it. you got it. extend and stretch. exstepped -- exstepped. >> they -- extend. >> rut king of pr. it seems like everyone finds jesus in prison or something that makes them seem like they are not so offensive anymore. it is almost always bs, right? >> i wouldn't say always. if they are finding islam, yes, it is probably bs. but these guys clearly are problems. i don't think we should be releasing anybody. i think what we should do is we should say the gates are open. you can run out. when they do run out they can have an oops moment where they can say they tried to escape or there was a problem. they reached for the gun. i have seen the whole "chicago" thing. we both reached for the gun. >> do i that a lot with my

family members. gavin, good to see you. >> glad to see you, greg. glad you are alive. >> why is gitmo seen as a bad thing? isn't it a last resort? >> thank you for that laugh. >> i'm mad we even heard about these stupid yoga honey milk stories. it is like my mom was sitting and taking notes and they go, i would like to do yoga. actually it is not accurate. they say see here. don't talk to me about a bloody honey farm. i will rub you bloody face-off. somebody sat there and said swear to god, going to yoga? put that down there. and make sure the president gets that story. >> that's how far it got. it never should have made it outside. somebody should have been there laughing their asses off. >> and cram pelling it --

crampling it up. >> look at me. the president is getting it. >> we are too quick to believe this to be true. really, doesn't it drain -- it seems too outrageous. it is a very interesting talking point, but i don't believe this is true. >> you are a defense attorney. >> i am a defense attorney. >> and you believe everything. >> are you calling me gullible? >> no, i am saying you -- >> everything except the truth. >> gulliver's travels. >> i can convince people to believe what i believe. that's the point. to be dead serious, a good friend of mine who is a highly respected attorney working with the detainees is in guantanamo right now. i spoke with a lawyer at his firm asking about this story. the word he used i can't repeat on tv. >> go ahead and say it. >> let's say balogna would be another word. the things that are happening,

they are not releasing detainees for no reason. the problem is those who get released for whatever reason, legitimate and otherwise, are probably not rehabilitated. they will probably try to come back and attack americans and that is the biggest concern. >> can a it be a coincidence that every single photo we saw if you were to turn the faces upside down it looks like a face? >> it is true. >> we can say the same about you. >> i'm sorry. they showed him instead. andy, tell me why gitmo is evil and needs to be closed. because it is a violation of our libertarian ideals. >> all true. but i am friends with mark denmo and he is a defense attorney, and i spoke to his firm. >> in cuba. >> and he told me all of this is completely true. >> president obama wants to close gitmo. they are looking for any

reasons to free these guys. yoga, sure. honey farm, sure. the problem is because of the secrecy, we have no idea what most of these guys did. for all we know they could all be master terrorists. that's possible. some could be master terrorists and none could be master terrorists. put them on trial. w45* is wrong with putting -- what a is wrong with putting them on trial? >> oj got off. that's why. >> we are so into emotions like they didn't sew dash -- dash show remorse. they didn't cry. in russia and asia they say what is the facts? i don't care who likes honey. let's move. >> promise you like yoga? >> i am not sure we want to be like russia or china. >> i am not sure the last time gavin you were in a criminal courtroom. military or civilian. there are rules that exist for very good reasons. the fact that jurors, the lay people who are sitting there

in judgment may take a man with glasses more seriously than a man without one. the juries respond is not a fault of the system. >> so when you do trials you wear your birkenstocks and t-shirt and have an awesome case with no bias for the jury whatsoever getting all fancy dressed up? >> to pretend the way a person looks and presents themselves is irrelevant. i am saying the perception of the jury is what you are questioning. >> this is going no where. >> we are missing the most important point. people doing yoga should be sent to gitmo and not out of gitmo? >> that's true. before we move on, what about the people who risk their lives to catch the taliban five? >> i have no idea if they liked yoga. i assume not. >> i assume they do more rigorous workout. >> is it better to snub or

flub. do tree says he is, quote, embarrassed and uh shamed when he awkwardly split when asked to sing "my country tiz of thee." on the an a verse reof d-day -- anniversary of d-day he asked him to siping a patriotic song. >> since today is d-day plus 70, what patriotic song could we all sing? >> i'm off the clock. i'm gonna watch you all. i don't know about that. >> should we do that? we can sing "my country tiz of thee." >> for d day. you lead. >> you opened up a can of worms.

>> i am coming down. >> what are you doing? >> this is where i bail. >> what is going on over there. >> d awe ghtry walked off prompting outrage on social media. and on saturday he posted an apology on youtube explaining he was caught off guard by the song request and was worried that if he messed up the lyrics or sang badly people would be upset. >> in that moment i was thrown off and unprepared and i panicked. i tried to make light of the fact that i was feeling awkward. i am em -- i am embarrassed and ashamed jie. you should be embarrassed about having that apology in a comfort suite. speaking of feeling embarrassed. >> need to have kids. >> that's more adorable than

any child alive, gavin. that is a perfect child. >> rick -- >> i totally buy it. >> i actually think he is getting railroaded. >> first of all, we all make mistakes. is this a terrible thing to not want to sing on national television? >> he wasn't prepared. >> he may not know how to sing, greg. he didn't want to sing on national television. i wouldn't want to. >> but if somebody said to anybody whether it is a comedian or talk show host or singer, gavin, they said do this. and you know that if you screw up, youtube will have that up there for the rest of your life and it could be humiliating. if you were doing a patriotic song and didn't know the words. i think he -- he may have done it it poorly -- >> but he made a way worse choice. i wouldn't want to embarrass myself so i will embarrass myself and cut my losses early

and say, sorry, man, no patriotic songs. i am not ready and walk off? that a is way worse. i am new to christianity, and when we do these things at church i say and the lord jesus [mum bleg]. [mumbling] and people appreciate it because you are trying. we can't know anything. >> but are you not being filmed. >> you just [mumbling]. by him walking off it is a statement and it is a thing in america today. in brooklyn there is a teacher who banned some patriotic song and i can't remember what it was, and she banned american flags because in modern american society to be too patriotic is seen as an f you to all of the other immigrants. by him walking off he was accidentally adhering to that trend. >> that's what i'm saying. it was an accident. he wasn't being anti-patriotic, but just worried he would screw up. >> i don't think it had

anything to do with patriotism. it is a professional singer who achieved a great level of -- success. >> and sex. >> and he didn't want to look less good than he does in his recordings and his prepared copings. it was an awkward moment. anybody who has ever been in the hotseat has made a bad decision. maybe we use the wrong word or say something we don't want to. his whole livelihood depends on his ability 20* -- to sing. >> remember when christina aguillera screwed up the words to the national anthem, she was getting paid and prepared and she got it wrong and was tortured. nobody would consider the fact that he wasn't prepared. they would just focus on the mistake. >> did he have to sing it all alone? >> and that's the thing. he could have handled it better by saying i'm off the clock and this is where i bail. you sing the first line and then go like this with the my microphone and go like this

and point. >> monday morning quarterback. >> did sthai right? >> you did. >> i am just saying he could have handled it better. i don't think he disrepresented america by refusing to sing a song. you have to have a shallow view of america that he disrepresented america by mott sing the song. >> i want to know who is condemning him. if they are defending the taliban five trade, they have a real problem. >> he didn't have to say he was sorry. he could say, i didn't mean offense. i was nervous and was uncomfortable. >> i think he disrespected america by not trying and failing. he disrespected america by apologizing. this country was built on failure and going for it and falling on your face. >> i think if he would fallen on his face, the same people that would have condemned him

for what he did would have condemned him for not knowing the word. >> he was a nonpatriot no matter what. >> do we know the words? let's sing it. >> i can't remember anything. >> what is the capital of alabama? >> detroit. >> it is like people asking you -- i was at an event to do a speech -- i was at a dinner table and drinking. i was on my fourth glass of wine. >> fourth? >> i have a back up finger in case one of these are missing! >> then a guy is doing his speech and he says greg gutfeld is here. come up and say some words. >> do something funny jie. he didn't tell me and i was up there and pissed off, but i did it. i said what if i say something? i was fantastic. i sang a song. i cradled a young child.

i per formed c -- performed cpr on an elderly man. there was an armed robbery i broke up. >> a giant rabbit descended from the ceiling and started sodomizing me. it is a nightmare somebody says tell a joke and there is all of these people. i want fox and friends to apologize to me. i want steve doocey shirtless. >> tell a joke right now. >> i have performance anxiety. coming up, remi spencer with her top 10 dating secrets. number one, make sure he is not in solitary. someone shoves justin bieber's head underwater. but don't be too excited. he lived.

is bieber now a believer? time for our continuing coverage of -- bieber may have repented for his racist ways. during the last few weeks he underwent inence it bible study with pastor carl lent. yes, the pastor carl lent. it culminated with the biebs getting baptized in a bathtub. he apparently wanted to do the ceremony in a church, but each one would not be able to keep the sack -- sack sacrament private. he allegedly agreed to do it

in a bathtub. i did that once. tmz obtained video of bieber getting baptized. look. >> have i to say if that was bieber he can say the n-word. >> all right. gavin during the brake you can say dop think it was wonderful he was getting baptized and he was done for real or pr purposes ? >> no way of knowing. if he was doing to absolve himself of the horrible racist jokes that was boring and lame. but if he was getting into christianity, kids at home don't fee bad about being late to the game. i feel like jonah hill when he was crying about saying the

gay stuff because he was worried about young boys feeling bad about being gay. young boys if you feel bad about being baptized i did it and it is awesome. >> when did you get baptized? >> a few years ago. >> excellent. >> it was great. >> we will talk about it later. will this help improve his public image? >> absolutely. i think it is real. i think this is real. first of all, hill song, a shoutout to hill song, a popular church. it is all the rage. they do great stuff. they do great work. they are really helping the community. i think bieber got a taste of it. if you have seen this i think it is pretty real of the one thing i would like to say though is how come the gay guy doesn't have water? >> that's the water. >> my water is here. you have been not drinking -- >> everyone is against you. everyone wants to dehydrate you to death.

we don't care how hydrated you are, okay? live your life. it is none of our beeswax. get bloated with water. >> i have had three of these. >> remi, i believe -- did you say you are a belieber? >> i believe this is the rip cord that people pull when they see they are about to het the ground and self-destruct. >> obama did it. >> i will stick to justin bieber because that's the story, but number one, people go to rehab and then people apologize, and then they do charity work. i think justin bieber keeps screwing up and then trying to show the world and his fans that he is not this awful person. i am not sure what else is left for him to do after this. of course if it is sincere that's a great thing. none of us know one way or another.

but he got us talking about him again, so it is not a bad pr move for sure. >> i hate that. there is no bad thing such as bad pr, yes there is. >> lyndsay lohan. >> i didn't say that. getting baptized as an adult is not a bad pr move if that's all he is doing it for. we just don't know. >> andy, are you upset as a jew and burned all of your justin bieber posters and albums? h this is actually to you worse than his racist comments being a jew. >> i am happy as a jew i am allowed to have water. it took me seven years, but i can finally get water. >> i can tell you that's not water. >> i would take it more seriously if he wasn't calling it a bieb-tism. i don't think that's the way you want to get your point across. you can tell he wanted to keep it quiet the way the story leaked. he did not want anyone to know this happened. >> you know what he calls

throwing water on a photographer? a paptism. >> paperazzi. >> we have 90 seconds. >> it makes me think of a pap smear. >> you know what, i have a clean mind. is this going anywhere? >> remember when bieber was arrested and we did that story for nine straight days. >> be specific. >> the speeding thing? >> the drag races. >> a week are or so after that, he was looking for a manhattan property in which to get baptized while here for the super bowl, but he couldn't find the time. he found time to go to the ma mamaxim super bowl party. >> i think he is doing it so he can have sex with hookers in brazil and getting high. isn't that what we all want? >> no thanks. prostitution is gross.

they have to be paid so much money to for gnaw indicate with me, it is tough on my ego. >> i don't like it when it is like give me $100 and maybe if are you covered in latex. that's not flattering. >> capitalism is always flattering. >> very good. way to button up that segment with with a wild statement. coming up, are women giving birth in the wild? beats the parking lot at wal-mart. word from our spawns every. now a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's c block is sponsored by the belgian army knife. it comes with flip out attachments including the foam finger, the hitchhiker's thumb and the sacks uh phone and the belgian army knife user manual. you wouldn't want to be caught without it.

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>> all right, should you give birth in the dir -- th. should the delivery be outdoorsy? there is a new reality show that will follow soon boob parents >> that will follow soon to be parents.

itit is graphic, producers showing a woman giving birth in a tropical creek. it has been seen over 22 million times. mostly by our producers. they can't get enough of it. the show's producer say no first time mothers will be allowed and our presence will make them far safer than if they were going to do it on their own. critics wonder if this is the best show idea of all time. i miss read that. critics wonder if this will start dangerous trends that will endanger the mother and child. i go to you, remi, because are you a woman. >> who has not yet given birth, mind you. >> you don't know that. >> el clocko is tickingo. >> i have plenty of time. my mom does president remind -- doesn't remind me enough so thank you.

you and my mother. i will make that connection. >> gaff -- gaff -- gaff -- gavin is a mother. >> it is safer for the women there. who are the producers? i have met your producers. i don't think they will be able to help this mother if something goes wrong. no offense, i love you all, but -- >> are you talking todd kelly. you wouldn't let him near your uterus. >> he ends life. he doesn't give it. >> i know people get sensitive about the topic of childbirth and everybody has their plan and ideas. i come from a family of doctors and sergeants. we have a lot of obgyn's in my family. >> are you an ambulance chaser? >> no, i defend. if you got medicine and drugs

and clean, sterile cots and people who go to school for a hundred years to learn how to catch that baby and deal with emergencies why wouldn't you want to rely on them? >> we created modern medicine. this is how people died at the turn of the century. >> that's what caused the dram tech increase in the life span and that was the progress in childbirth. >> we think this was inevitable. anyone who knows women who have had babies and you hear them talking it is all like, well did you have an ep durale? i didn't have an epidural and it quickly is that beat that birth. who is a bigger woman. >> that should be the name of the show. >> beat that birth. >> how fast did you get it out? i was in 25 hours. i didn't have an epidural. >> i had my baby in

quicksand. it was hanging upside down from a tree. >> i had twins. >> i am a twin. >> women go i did it naturally and i'm glad i i did. it but i got an epidural, get an epidural. they are all on the same team. >> they will claim they will do it all the way to that point and then say oh dear god. >> why are we on "red eye" talking talking about babies? you wouldn't know a baby if it jumped out and slapped you in the face. we are filling a void that you all have for not having children. >> isn't it scary -- >> it is an -- an incredible thing. it is a little better in the hospital. these women doing it tbh -- in the river, we have been doing it for 45 years. >> you pay higher taxes if you have a baby. >> a scary moment when i realize of all of the adults

at the table the only one who is rages rages -- raising children is you. >> i am clearly petrified. why are we looking at a pug? babies dance when they are 1. it is fascinating. try it. >> greg, can we get this back on track? >> please. >> as you know from our late night chat sessions my fetish has been women giving birth in a forest. obviously i can't wait for this show. this will save me so much -- the legal worries i have had from the website i had to go to, what a relief. i feel like i just gave birth. >> i have to say this is nothing but a fad. not just in the wild, but giving birth. >> who is the audience for this? are there people at home going man, i wish there was a way for women to give birth? >> it is slightly more dangerous a russ than the

hospital. 40,000 years they have been doing this. >> says the guy who can't pop out a child on his own. >> we used to live in caves and we don't do that either. >> i am not saying duplicate the 40-year his vee. >> my good friend just gave birth today, so congratulations and happy birthday to her daughter. >> where did she get -- give birth? >> at a hospital. >> is she on a tv show? >> no. >> then why are we talking about her? >> because i am on a tv show. >> i it doesn't matter if it is not televised. >> we want to talk about real people. >> i agree with gavin. birth is the weirdest concept. >> and it is disturbing when you see it. >> i tell you what, the unique thing about this generation is

we are the first generation to see it come out and coincidentally we are the greatest fathers. and i think we have seen the act and we go whoa. >> how are you the greatest fathers 1234*. >> i am not saying we fought in world war two or nothing. >> attentiveness and how committed we are. >> where is that study? >> in esquire in if you must know. we must name our sources now? >> look it up. >> they make up crap on "esquire." >> the men writing the men's magazine says we are the best fathers. >> listen to the 6ism, -- sexism, unbridled general -- gender based description. >> thank god you went through it once. >> that was enough. >> are we still doing this story? how long is this segment?

are you high? scientist from the university of utah have proposed a theory that our primitive male an ancestors had strong features as a defense against fit fights. it likely resulted in reinforced facial structures. if you broke a jaw it was fatal. you cooperate chew food. you would just star of to plan. >> that's a great diet plan. i will punch you in the face. >> this doesn't make sense to me in the least. >> you get your face busted and your face grows stronger. when you have a kid your kid's face is stronger? >> you month more likely to live gauss you don't have an infection from a broken nose. >> the big scnoze dudes are

dead. >> they got a tiny infection. >> it is evolution. the one who survive pass on their traits. >> you know when you look at pictures in the 1800's and a nice top hat going i am the owner of a large tobacco refinery. they are almost all -- >> that's the reason they never smiled because they didn't have teeth. right, remi? >> that's right. >> everyone was getting in fights. >> aren't we living in a better time. >> i am not sure i am right this moment. i don't think so. i believe in evolutionary biology and psychology, but you can explain everything with it. you end point. you have the hand and you can go backwards, but i do believe

it, just it is too easy. >> we don't have the end point, but part of this -- we evolve to the point we don't get hit anymore. >> daf vin -- gavin gets hit a lot. you were busy conquering the world while we were fight ug off the english. >> that's a tremendous exam a pell of fighting. that's an amazing -- that's incredible and i can watch that for days. he is fighting -- >> pretend it is the pug. >> it is an adorable puppy with a beard. we have to take a break. more delightful stuff coming up. "not cool" a great book and autographed copy g gutfeld.com. here we are, more pictures. you know who. modeling the great whatever

jersey. i am running out of steam selling this thing. >> then stop. look at the hat. nobody is buying anything. the coffee newings are cool. imagine that as a coffee mug.

is a pimply teen behind

the screen? or is the hard drive alive? at a competition held over the weekend a computer allegedly convinced judges it was an actual human being. well a teenage boy anyway. according to organizers a third of the judges thought eugene gusman was a real live 13-year-old from ukraine. who hasn't been there? and not a computer program which would make it is first artificial intelligence to pass the test. developed by the scientists back in 1950 the test involves judges having natural language conversations with computers. and if 30% can't tell it is a program it passes. i believe we have footage of eugene's test. >> nobodies. >> five 8-- 5800 outside is moobs.

>> 150-year-old didn't write that on the calculator. nobody watching our show because they don't havecalculat. it was boobless. it is 88755 -- >> it is like a joke where a woman buys this and plus this and what happens? boobless. >> and showing it to a 10-year-old girl going you are boobless. >> exactly. rick, bibbing news? big news? the robot fooled everyone into thinking he was a teenager. that's big news. >> the same percentage of people are turning to terrorism out of gitmo, 29 and 30%. what i am saying is we should have this computer interview the gitmo people to decide whether or not they are real terrorists. this freaks me out. i have seen that movie.

>> i believe it was called "terminator." >> i heard it was a good movie. >> what are you doing? >> have i a joke. >> what do you make of this? >> the most shocking thing i found and i am glad no one stole this, when these tests were done, the guys that talked to the computer always had a six pack and always had condoms and always said they were there to talk to the computer. they get all weird and say nothing was going to happen. i was just going have a talk with it and then run out the backdoor and have to get tack -- tackled. >> thank god. chris hayes has the balls to go to the ukraine and handle this. >> chris hanson. >> it is never a six pack of beer. it is mike's hard lemonade. >> it is like a zima.

>> these? i didn't know what these were. oh my gosh. >> gavin brings it up and that's the first thing i think of. there are so many police officers going on-line to try and stop these criminals who are soliciting activity from young children. there are real questions about how can a grown man believe this is a child. the language that is being used is too sophisticated. who are these people communicating with the robot computers? what level of intelligence do they have and why are we placing faith in their calls? if it were you guys getting confused -- >> i was selected to be the judge. >> it does president mean they were -- it doesn't mean they were qualified. >> you have 90 seconds to

convince me. >> this is good news. i was at the competition in london over the week end and i failed the test. not a single judge thought i was human. i was going to say if you have time i can real of on boring facts. >> i like your facts. >> there are a couple things wrong. gussman claims to be a nonnative speaker. and there are others who think the test is outdated given what we know about p artificial intelligence. >> are you right. those were boring facts. >> can't say i didn't tell you. >> no, you told me ahead of time. you gave me an off-ramp from your terrible boringness. short suits, could this be andy's way to the leg chair? that's next.

e block. last story. that's the last story. >> would you support a suit with shorts? that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live

from the" red eye qats debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate. i'm greg gutfeld. host of the debate. short suits are going mainstream. these uh bomb nations are being sold by barney's and j. crew. it has an old school and country club vibe. it is sure to win the battle of the best dressed at the summer occasion. yes, if that is look like a stinky chuckle bucket. >> i don't like. it nobody looks good in cut pants. girls even. >> it is horrible. gavin, have you worn a kilt. is this different? >> these suits are not practical with any het --hetrosl males. >> how are they logical for gays? >> gays are more irrational because they are like courting and peacocking. men are just trying to get to work.

>> i love he had an answer for you. >> it is a fact. >> where does it come from? >> gay men are courting more than straight men. i don't know. >> i don't think there is any courting. >> they have to look good. >> that's different. >> you don't have gays with beer bellies. >> that's staying in shape. men are more visually available. >> from the one woman on the panel absolutely, positively and i don't care who you are. if you are wearing the shorts, it is sov. it is off. >> yow your legs are hot, but you can handle a shirt with a blazer? it is great news for you, greg because you can buy it as a normal suit and not have to have the pants altered the way you usually do.

>> i was waiting for to you do that. i had the joke written for myself in case nobody said. it that's all they do. that's all they have. hoich time do we have left? did you just decide to leave town? 30 hard. i think we solved nothing tonight. what a? >> can we agree these suits will never happen. >> oh they are happening. you will see them in manhattan. >> yes, people who are slightly light in the loafers. >> thank you for that. >> i love them. they are great people and we need them for magazines and all kinds of stuff. >> you can stop talking now. angie's list -- reviews you can trust.

in congress about another meeting that won't prove anything, incredible. hello, everyone, i'm greg gutfeld, kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckle, jesse waters and dana perino. "the five." so according to the new york post, one gitmo detainee may be released because he took up yoga and read about the dali lama. another may get sprung due to his positive attitude. here's a man who treats foreign policy like it's open mike night at the funny bone and a mad dash to evacuate a prison to appease their left wing