tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "rid eye." grown men challenging what is acceptable to do on trampolines. why some say this behavior could be ruining the u.s. stock market. and how much is the vice president spending on swedish fish? >> $850 billion. >> and finally, what is a typical cocktail party look like at greg gutfeld's house? and more importantly, why are there no drinks anywhere? we will take nut private life of this one of a kind tv host. none of these stories tomorrow. >> we are doing that story. we are doing that story tomorrow. let's welcome our guests.

sorry, andy, you are no longer the hottest jew on the panel. i am here with brooke goldstein, founder of the children's rights institute and the director of the law fare project. it is joanne know saw nosuchunsky. and the founder of the adult rights institute. tv's andy levy. and he is a skilled rapper just like one of santa's elves. next to me, comedian remi munasafi. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he put the steak in mistake. eric cantor's campaign spent more on steak houses than dave brat spent more on his campaign. his opponents spent

a total of $123,000 during the election battle. cantor's loss was a major political story on tuesday night and "red eye" jumped on the breaking news providing insightful analysis. what was the best playthings from the 80s and/or 90s? well, that is important too. for dave brat whose last name was brat, it was time to celebrate. >> should there be a minimum wage in your opinion? >> i don't have a well crafted response on that one. >> arming the syrian rebels, would you be in favor of that? >> chuck, i thought we were going to chat about the celebatory aspect, but my mapped is -- >> i understand. >> no you don't. he was being a dweed. chuck, you are better than that. and cable news, the best kind of news. they put brat's win into perspective. >> breaking tonight, a

stunning defeat. >> one of the most stunning political upsets. >> tonight a stunning upset. >> it is an absolute political stunner. >> it is a stunner. >> this is an omg day. >> there is a smoker -- >> it is a political shocker. >> hold on to your hat. >> a political earthquake. >> it is a perfect storm. >> it ends up being the end of the world. >> bottom line, everybody was shocked by the news. >> breaking tonight, a stunning defeat on primary night. house majority leader eric cantor losing his virginia primary against tea party-backed dave brat. >> so adorable. remi, would you say brat's victory is an earthquake that is sending shock waves, or is it a water shed that is up and -- that is up ending

civilization? >> it is a shocker. it was a perfect storm. he called it a perfect storm. it is going

. >> i think the immigration is part of it, but it was i think a combination of factors. cantor not paying enough attention to his district. i think cantor was more about

cantor than his constituants. >> what a is wrong with that a? >> i don't have a problem with that. i feel the same way. >> you want to be the world's am bud -- only -- ombudsman. >> this guy, brat, i don't know. his campaign manager scrubbed his face and all of this stuff is coming out. i am not saying conservatives have a history of giving love to people less than savory or less than competent, but conservatives have a history of dash dosh. >> they do. they fall in love fast and then they find out the person is a witch. >> that happens to me all the time. >> i know! a lot of war locks in your past, right, joanne? like you dave brat seems unprepared for interest views. interviews. was that mean of chuck todd? he is a dear friend of mine, by the way. so i feel compelled to call

him a [bleep]. he went after him when he was celebrating. as a pageant winner would somebody come up to you and ask after you won something a serious question? no. >> no. >> never. >> they just ask to try on the crown. all right, if you want to. i was at brat's celebratory party. >> really? >> yes, after the show i just head over there. he was having a really good time. we have all been there the next day. it is like radio, oh my head is throbbing and i want a cheese burger and a chocolate milk. it is hard for him to formulate words as is usually my case in the morning. it is interesting to see if he actually will answer those questions at some point. >> he has got to become media savy, but not too savy. >> i will give him the syria part, but isn'te an economics professor? >> yes, he is. >> maybe answer a question about minimum wage. >> he didn't have a position

formulated. that's your job. >> he needs to be coached a little more on how to talk to the media in the sense that he could have said something like you know what, that's a complicated issue and i will get back to you on that. >> then he is like them. then he is like them. >> the other thing we failed to mention that people talk about is how controversial a position he took on the children of illegal immigrants. when i was looking into it, it is very dangerous to smuggle a child across the border. >> tell me about it. >> speaking of experience -- >> i wear relaxed fit jeans. >> and the stats show as soon as the obama administration and cantor made these promises that there was a flood of illegal trips across the border. >> do you think that had an affect on the election? >> i did. there are multiple factors and people talking about this all day on on fox. >> there is no one as smart as you. >> this is why i come back on the show. >> i think they knew he was in

for at least a tougher race than it ended up -- than they ended up saying. they were up like 30 points going into it. they are spending all of that money. they spent 168,000 at steak houses. >> that's the campaign i want to work for. >> i thought he was helping other people's campaigns. seriously, a lot of that was reasoning. >> i am interested in the immigration thing. all of a sudden we find out we have all of those kids down there. >> there are other reasons for that. they are fleaing for their lives. gang violence is surging. >> all leftists. >> growing numbers of children from those countries are looking for asylum in mexico and costa costa rica and panama. that's a bigger problem than just -- >> but what can we do? >> well done. what can we do?

>> i just asked the question. >> you don't have to answer them, just ask questions. on that note, he won't stand for not being canned. in a major ruling on tuesday, an l.a. judge, aren't they all, struck down tenure for public school teachers saying the law hurts teachers that are impossible to fire. the lawsuit brought by nine students said the incompetent teachers were usually moved into positions in poor and minority districts. the judge agreed that it allowed for grossly ineffective teachers currentsly ago -- active in california classrooms. they cited brown versus board of education in ruling students have a fundamental right to equal education. just how badly are our schools performing? take a look at the prom decorations of a chicago public school. if you don't notice anything wrong with that poster, you might have gone to a chicago public school. or maybe we will just watch this video instead.

♪ >> that's actually part of the government test to see if you are a pervert. if you find that arousing at all, they put you away. >> sorry, andy. there will be somebody here at 11:00. i will go to you first. that prom invitation that is spelled -- that spelled o-u-r at a-r-e, we thought it was a joke. >> i thought it was fake. i looked everywhere. it does president -- it doesn't seem to be fake. the guy who posted it is an investigative reporter in chicago. >> is his name colombo? >> no, he is a reporter. it looks real.

it is not funny. it is sad. >> could it have been as a a joke? >> maybe that's their story. they just have bad grammar. >> or i like -- >> i don't know. >> actually it was incredibly meta. i am not even sure what meta means. >> it seems like one of the things that sweeps the nation and you see it everywhere on the internet or tv and news and then three days later it turns out it wasn't real. that's what it seems like. >> it is like the moon landing. >> thank you. >> that wasn't real. remi, what do you make of this tenure thing? i didn't even know high school teachers had tenure. >> i thought it was a college thing. >> it is horrifying. a lot of these teachers suck. that's my opinion. >> i think we all had teachers that we liked a lot and teachers we didn't. i was shocked to see it was like after two years. i like teachers, but i have a lot more sympathy for the kids who come -- we would have

probably as a country just let the whole tenure racket thing slide if the kids could at least read. that's like the last thing. >> we would be happy if the students actually did well. >> you can -- if you work hard, you can make it, but you do need to be functionally literate. you don't have any opportunities. >> brooke, you work with kids. >> the smart ones. >> you said in the green room, who cares about the dumb kids? let them walk the streets naked. i thought that was a horrible thing for you to say. >> so what bothers me the most about this issue, and we have two issues, the chicago school and then the lawsuit. it is by the nine students i think it is. it was the total disregard by the national association's president for the best interest of the student. he said that this lawsuit by the students is, quote, yet

another attempt by millionaires and corporate special interests to undermine the teaching profession. what about these nine kids spending time and money and denying them a right to judicial process and a pair review of their education. and he is de legit myselfing the suit. he said stats show there are major problems that have to be fixed. his other excuse was -- oh, no. besides that, the judge said it shocks the conscience, the compelling evidence of the harm inflicted and it shocks his confidence and that's the response by the national association for educators? >> they are very defensive. they are not fighting for students. they are fighting for their jobs. >> janet, the judge also took issue with the last in and first out rule for firing teachers. are you opposed to that as well being the most recent "red eye" hire? >> definitely opposed.

that's awful. it is more difficult to just fire a student -- i don't mean student, i mean teacher, for any reason. the issue is not with the teacher. it is with the administrator and the school board. i don't want it to be easier to fire teacher because with the pc outrage and issues happening, any issue that comes about, they are going to get ready to get rid of the teacher so they don't have lawsuits or issues they need to deal with. and these great teachers are being pulled into the group with not so great teachers and it is not a good thing. >> it is one of those things. it started out with good intentions to do that, to protect the teacher's ability to do their job without political interference. it was out of control and now it ends up protecting lousy teachers. the two year thing is ridiculous. >> it is three in new jersey. i think that third year, that's what you need. >> who gets a 17% raise automatically every year?

>> greg does. >> that's because i am awesome. >> the whole point of tenure is to protect academic freedom and i don't think tenure is a but for cause for academic freedom. >> it is the opposite of academic freedom. look at our campuses that are islands of intolerance because professors can actually silence people and get away with it. >> but that's the point. it started out as a lot of things do with good intentions and then went bad. the last hired and first fired thing is stupid because have you seniority over ability. >> it is sad because these kids as a result of not being able to read are not -- there is no job you can get aside from apparently prom invitation spell checker without being able to read. >> i think it will be great for people like me. as i get older i will need people to take care of me. there will be a lot of uneducated young people

wandering the streets that will take care of me. >> in chicago? you haven't read your books. >> they have no idea who i am. this strange man with an open robe. let's take a break. i ask guests questions and they answer it. that's what i do and i do it for the kids. first, did strippers get wealthy men to spend butt loads of money on them? of course they did. they are strippers. bulldog: [yawn]

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massive, massive bills. the lap dancers or that's what they are called anyway, managed to get four men to spend $200,000 at the club and given a cut at the loot. the scam went as all scams do. guy meets girl. guy lights girl. girl slips molly into guy's drink. guy agrees to go to champagne room. girl accesses credit card. forges his signature. leaves him passed out in his car and extorts him through compromising photographs. i did this to lou daabs once. stripper is charged with forgery. instead of going to strip clubs. i have -- instead of going to strip clubs i have them come to me. >> i need to disinfect the bowl for days. >> aren't strip clubs doing

this on a smaller scale, and all of these enterprising young women accelerated the process? >> the point to keep in mind here can be summed in three words, not all strippers. what happened to these three people is a shame and the biggest deal is the potential damage. there is a stripper-client relationship and it is similar to the attorney-client relationship. it is in the constitution. i am afraid that may have been damaged by the action of a few bad strippers. >> you know what, the thing we don't want to do is smear the stripper. >> unless of course you paid for that. >> joanne, please defend your heros, these scamy strippers. you know in time you will be right there doing the same thing and probably at a lower-te venue and your name will be like candy hawthorne, the therd. the third. >> she works hard for the

money. you know how difficult it is to drug a man and then carry him out of a club? it is very hard. that's why i only do it to short guys. i can carry him right under my arm. this is a great time though to be a bus driver or a delivery guy or a waiter. they only went after the rich guys like the doctors, the lawyers. i need to rethink who i am dating. >> that's true. or just don't date. it is sad out there. we actually did this story a couple weeks ago. a doctor who owed $200,000 to scores and then has no memory of this. is there a worry that this could happen to you? >> i agree with andy.

what is this country coming to when you can no longer trust your stripper? >> i don't know -- this guy has to operate and do open heart surgery. i hope none of these were like a week night. >> was he going to work? >> well he has no memory. he probably slept and then showed up. >> i hope everybody is okay. >> and left his cell phone in somebody's liver. >> i don't know. there has to be a human rights element to this, brooke. >> i don't buy the story. it is too complicated. you have drugging, extortion, perjury, stalking, credit card fraud, rape, sexual assault. this is a complicated plot. i don't buy it. i think it is a bunch of guys who got caught and are making up this elaborate story. what kind of guys are these because how did the strippers know they are wealthy? you can picture them going i'm a hedge fund manager and bragging about it. i have a yacht. >> guys do that. >> guys who have don't brag.

>> unless they have a small pecker. >> like a little bird? >> exactly. >> i have to take issue, brooke, nothing is being done to protect wealthy, lonely men from these predators. they are preying on these victims. there should be a show called to catch a stripper. what do you think of that a? a guy goes in -- >> aisle a a shoot the pilot. >> it would be a short show. it wouldn't take very long. >> there is no debate here, is there? >> not all strippers. >> coming up, well that faded. why is adam levine apologizing to his ex's? probably for his awful, awful music. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight, the c block is sponsored by soap on a barbed wire. need i say more? okay, i will. it is not just dangerous, it is a dumb idea. available at several thousand

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what is going on? they look at an old flame and find out more of the same. match.com, whatever that is, i wouldn't know. i'm married. it will let users find dates based on what their ex's looked like. the site is partnered with a match making service that uses

facial recognition technology to help pair people up. three day rule.com examines pictures of former boyfriends or girlfriends to determine the type of look users are most attracted to. explains the founder, people have a type, but it is not necessarily height or weight or hair color, but a lot of it is about face shape. but like my massage delivery business it is samed at high end clients. it will cost about $5,000 for a six-month package. about what i make in an hour of hosting this ridiculous show. send in pics of a couple of my ex's. can we see the first one? unforgettable. my other ex. not proud of this one, actually. didn't go well. i lost him under a couch. with these images match.com found my perfect match. half that other guy and half a weird owe animal thing.

wrong story i am longing at. >> what do you make of this brooke? >> yeah, what do you make of this, brooke? >> is it me or is it a dissen sen tiff to use the site? maybe you want to get away from your boyfriend and maybe that's why you are on match because you repeat the same mistakes? >> >> some of us don't quite do the healthy habits. >> that's why match makes so much money. >> who is the guy you keep repeating. is it a 14-year-old and you keep looking like a guy who looks like a 14-year-old. >> it is usually an italian and still lives with mom. >> they can see it in his eyes. >> my only issue with this is when you run into your exon

the street you can no longer say oh my gosh i am so much prettier than her. >> or you can't say -- when you are with somebody who looks like her or him they are like, haha, you still love me. >> you can say i got another view. >> this is a great way to meet a rebound. that's the whole point of this. find me somebody who looks like my exbecause i miss her or i want to treat this person like crap because it will make me feel better. >> it is sick. >> get a robot. >> it seems like a steal for $5,000. >> would you do that with cats, andy? >> shut up. >> remi? >> it is the most unromantic thing i have heard of. on-line dating is one thing. they seem like okay. there are pictures involved in that. that's fine. this is just like so

unromantic. it is like people ask you how you met. it is like, oh i searched his head circumference. >> romance is dead. >> apparently. >> it is awful. what is unromantic about paying $5,000 to have somebody else go on a date for you which is actually one of the services they do for you if you are a premium member. >> you sent somebody out on a date and can you check out if her head is shaped like a trapezoid? >> can't they just be hot? >> pictures of angelina jolie. >> the only way it would be less romantic is if they add a shopping cart to the function. >> wish lists. >> i like that. that's a good idea. next story. us weekly, not sure what that

is, reports that the singing turd captain known as adam levine is apologizing to exes and asking for forgiveness before getting married. i used to date her. the magazine said he reached out to former flings and, quote, apologized for how he treated them, but they cooperate careless -- couldn't careless if he wants to make it right. it includes models seen here who were presumably tricked into dating levine by a source re. levine broke up with one by avoiding her calls and then informed her of his engagement via text message. it is amazing. if only we had visual proof of how awful his music is. >> ♪ she will beloved and she will be loved ♪

♪ and she will be loved ♪ and she will be loved >> terrible. >> you like him? >> i love him. >> you should not be on the show anymore. >> so much. >> there is a three-month trial basis and you almost made it. >> every time you said something bad about him in your book i was like, really? again? what did he do to you? >> i will tell you. he uses certain tricks that are shame less for most guys trying to get laid. most guys think it is stupid like trying to get tattoo and getting abs. it is like you are trying too hard. you don't need that stuff. apparently it works for you. >> i'll take it. why not? actually i really applaud what he is doing. i think it is great. he realizes he is about to be married and will have sex with one woman for the rest of his

life. he is like i need one more romp, and what is better than sex? make up sex. he is going to every girl he has wronged and making up with them one last time. >> i don't like make up sex. i get all of the mass scare raw on my body. >> you dated him in the 90s. >> i dumped him via text message. that's how he learned that. how do we know that? why do we know he texted somebody to break up and why do we know she calling his ex-girlfriends? who is leaking the stories and why do we care? >> don't put in the why do we care because that's why we are here. we did two serious stories. >> did you notice how his girlfriends looked alike? they are super skinny and super tall and blonde. >> what is really weird is they are all models. >> they all look leak models.

gee whiz. was definitely going for the personality there, right, andy? >> we have called out that he was a loser years before anybody else did. is the world now catching on? >> it is one of life's mysteries to see how anybody would catch on to this. the best thing is he may get a tattoo of the hottie's name over his heart. that will end well. the only good thing is when they get divorced he can change it to benghazi. >> i would like to see it on his heart. if he loved her he would have it on his heart. >> the stripper surgen could do it. >> remi, he was named sexiest man alive which is a travis stey i think. what do you make of his plan to apologize? >> i learned he was named sexiest man today. i googled him because i am so out of touch and i live in my apartment and listen to country music. he seems just from this article seems like he is kind

of mean. kind of a mean guy. i hillary serve judgment until i listen to his quartet. >> he needs to -- he used to be a nerd with acne and now he gets the models. this is how the world works. >> maybe you are right, but probably not because rarely are you. >> he is the lead singer of magenta whatever. >> maroon 5. >> magenta 7. >> you know why it was named maroon 5? there were lots of people who wanted to maroon him on an island for five years. >> adam, i'm sorry. >> maiming how bad maroon -- imagine how bad maroons one through four were? >> bay the way, if you have not ordered "not cool" you can order it. an autographed copy g gutfeld.com. it is a beautiful cover and great for the wall. and look at this. it is still going on. it is them, nora and joe app

-- joanne modeling my jacket. >> i am a model. maybe adam will want me. >> you are so sad and desperate.

welcome back. is gitmo getting get less.

get less? >> is he even close to subsiding? they are planning to release detainees pr guantanamo bay. a spokesman from the national security council says they are making progress on a number of additional promising opportunities to free more terrorists. adding we are fully committed to implementing the president's direction that we transfer detainees to the greatest extent possible. sounds like a great plan. but party pooper john mccain says i want to close guantanamo, but i want to put those people in a secure facility. it doesn't mean i want to commit more acts of terror. we have tape of one of the detainees in this film.

>> i don't know about you. what a great time to release more terrorists in the middle east. >> it is a great opportunity. >> it is being described by the skate department and hillary clinton -- hillary clinton said these guys, they are just wanted by the top taliban leaders and planned the death of thousands of americans. who are you to predict the future. what are you telling us? how do you know they are not a threat. hitler was released for prison and he is no longer a threat. those are the types of things that come back to bite you. we are implementing the present directives. first it was let's close gitmo. that's not happening. now let's try them in civilian

courts as opposed to military courts. that's not happening. now we are doing these unprecedented terrorists for swaps, and now we are talking about transfers. where are they going to go? how are they going to go? what is the policy? it is all based on a complete misunderstanding of the laws of armed con flect. we see this false dye cot me that is saying well it is either release him now and we get our guy back alive, or we release him late expert guy is dead. there is an on going war on terror even though the administration doesn't realize it. just because they withdraw doesn't mean the war is over. i don't peel strongly about this at all. >> i guess we can end the segment. remi, try to improve on that, but use longer words.

i don't know. they are in a secure facility. there is nothing -- anywhere they go is less secure. this seems nuty to me. >> and i learned something too. the hillary clinton thing makes my head want to explode. that must have been news to the people we sent to war to round them up. how many times did we have to sit through that 3:00 a.m.? it was urgent, was it not? it was not like the thai delivery guy saying can you meet me downstairs? >> i was just reminding them when "red eye" was starting. >> that is a funny thing to do. joe, you were studying this issue for years. how will this play out? take your time. we have two minutes. >> with all of my years serving in foreign intelligence i learned a lot about the detainees. >> dating italian models. >> they were very dangerous.

>> i am not sure about the threats that will be there and i know one thing. they will be very happy. that was certain. >> neither do i. >> ever get locked up in gitmo? >> i am not saying they are good guys, but they follow their dreams and they fight for what they believe in. just like commencement speakers tell graduates to, maybe cut them some slack. the nfc spokeswoman is saying we are making progress on a number of promising opportunities. like there is a real estate transaction. what the hell is that? >> i think they should close gitmo for renovations and reopen it as exactly the same thing. but then put friday on the top. no, everything is good. and if you want to get down there it is a restaurant, but keep the same thing going.

keep them all in there and say it is a friday. >> sounds like that's what they want to do. they don't want to release them. they want it stop it from being a propaganda tool and call it gitmo. >> whatever they make it -- at friday's. >> they make delicious apps. they make great potato skins. >> you think it is good? >> yeah. >> i don't think so. i think you need more sour cream. >> more sour cream is the answer for everything. >> no. >> including depression. >> more guacamole and hold the salad dressing. >> can't get enough bacon bits. >> more skin. >> you say that a lot. >> coming up, beers and beer, drink them if you got them. plus do you have videos of animals? probably. send them to fox news.com/red

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last story. that's the last story. >> he got canned for appearing

on a can. i speak of this man a charleston southern university professor. look at that. he was fired after his picture was used by a local brewery. sign -- seen here on a label for chuck brown beer can. that makes me thirsty. he didn't even learn his image was being used until after production began. nor was he compensated for the use of the wonderful photo. what if there is a hair in the beer. he said officials told him having his image on a beer can was, quote, not representative of a christian environment. brooke, did he deserve to be fired? answer that honestly. no lies here tonight. >> the story is confusing to me. why would a company go and take a ply -- a private person's image and use it on a beer and open themselves up to

an invasion of privacy claim? unless the i'm memg -- the imagery lease agreement said i will let any company use my image. >> he was just happy to be on a beer can and signed it. >> he is not happy though. that's the thing. and then he has a wrongful termination claim against the school because i don't think he did anything wrong. >> it is just speculation. >> he didn't decide to put himself on the beer can and i don't see how it is unchristian. you know who else didn't agree to have his image plastered everywhere? jesus. >> but it is very christian. >> what do you think, joanne? where are you? riding a unicorn? >> it is not him on the can. it is the beard. fire the beard. shave it off and he can keep his job. >> are you ruthless. that is a scary beard. by the way, who has a four-part beard, andy? >> who has four parts to the

beard? >> can't take a picture of brad pitt and put it on a beer can. why is this different? they say he sen dorsing it by putting his picture on it. but they clearly overreacted. after being called out on a show like "red eye" christian university will reconsider. >> it is a hair spider. it has so many legs and tenticles. i find it unusual and exciting. special thanks to brooke goldstein. tv's andy levy. joanne whatever her last name is. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. otallytay. take an icturepay! onephay, onephay!

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now, while i intend to serve out my term as a member of congress from the 7th district of virginia, effective july 31st, i will be stepping down as majority leader. it is with great humility that i do so knowing the tremendous honor it has been to hold this position. >> that was house majority leader eric cantor moments after a news conference. eric cantor got trounsed by dave brat who