secondly go to gretawire.com and tell me what you thought of our interview with secretary clinton tonight. i had a good time working with bret baier too. that was really tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" has the government invented a tanning booth that can help you predict the stock market? the story the situation will do anything to keep secret. plus what has it been like for the president rooting for a soccer player who wasn't even born here? >> it has been a little weird, but keep in mind i have some experience in this myself. >> and when is drunk skateboarding off a roof a good idea? our fearless panel won't rest until they find out. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. and now let's welcome our guest. from the way she has been crowing about the los angeles kings winning the stanley cup

you would think she lived in l.a. more than a year. i am here with lauren -- lauren sivant. and she is so excited and she just can't hide it. her poker face needs some work. joanne nosuchunsky, and would this be the time we confidently pronounce his last name? probably not. it is comedian sam morrell? and next to me is busck6 ton -- buck sexton. >> that was lacrosseing. get your mind out of gutter. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> hassan looked ha-sad. he has world cup fever and sadly no one to share it with. he posted this sorry picture on twitter during iran's 0-0 draw writing "proud of our

boys who secured our first point. hopefully many more to come. his only company, a bowl of nuts and a box of tissues. later he switched the channel to catch his favorite show. that's nice. and then i guess this was during a commercial. and then he posted this a little bit later. he doesn't like the jews, but seinfield makes him lar. biden cooperate be more beaming. the visit after their victory against ghana. >> congratulations. you were great. >> thank you. >> can you kidding me? this is a kick, man. >> i want to show you i have the corn from last time. >> you owe a dreng.

a drink. >> great to see you. >> man, anytime you want to collect. >> he will collect. >> i owe you. >> and finally in action today, bra swrel tied mix -- brazil tied mexico 0-0. that was literally more exciting than the worl cup. do you feel bad? i feel like you do. >> you want your adversary to be a worthy adversary. it was sad. it looked like he was about to order some sham-wows. he needs members of the revolutionary corp around him. i am impressed that tv looks

like it is at least from the past decade. i would expect something more with tubes circa 1988 maybe. but they pulled that one out. there was a little pr at work. they want to make it look like flat screens. >> i guess they don't have seemless. >> that's too bad. you dated him in the 90s. what can you tell us about him? >> you know he was at a party. is that your house? >> did you see cats? >> i thought it was your apartment or uh bad -- abadabad? doesn't that look like osama bin laden's safe house? it is really, really sad. he needs to fire who is doing his pr. you know, it wouldn't kill you to smile or maybe it would. i don't know what the rules are. >> it is tough to say. >> it was a celebration, correct? >> how excited can you get? >> someone is losing their head. >> what was the saddest part

of the picture? you have to pick just one? >> first that he is watching soccer. that's like the "mad men" of soccer. it is already boring and getting more boring. how do you even pre extend that is -- pretend that is an exciting game? almost, almost, no. it is like my girlfriend dure sex -- during sex. it is awful. >> you took down soccer, "mad men" and your girlfriend all at once. >> i thought you were taking down yourself. thoughts on ruhani or biden, take your pick. >> i hope the nuts are low sodium. the only theming worse than being alone is being bloated and alone. >> the only thing that would have made biden's appearance in the locker room better was if he is happening out oranges

at soccer. it is not like he can say back in my day when i played pro soccer, why is he so excited? >> the 33rd biggest country in africa. >> 2-1. >> it is a bit inappropriate i thought. >> biden? >> yeah. he was trying too hard, bually . >> shirts were off and high fiveing these guys saying they rb drowning in p u-tang, fellas. >> it is weird when he said those exact words. >> we didn't show that clip. >> the world cup is the most popular among guantanamo detainees. isn't this more proof that soccer is evil? >> i can't go on this with you. i discussed before the drawbacks of hockey. it needs fighting to be interesting. i get all of this angry mail.

i love america and hockey. soccer is the great game, my friend. it is played with tremendous skill and all-around the world it is what the globe is for america. even when it is boring, it is awesome. >> you don't believe in american exceptionalism? >> that is what i heard. >> that's all i heard. >> not even beer. that's the best part of what you said. >> should detainees get to watch the world cup? if they like it, shouldn't we make them watch the wnba instead? >> totally. and i didn't know they had a better cable package than me. they get their own language voiced in in earpieces. i don't even have television. i have to go to a packed vietnamese bar 10 deep in sweepy beer soaked men to watch the game and can't hear a thing. >> that is like early in the morning.

>> we have to watch it at like 7:30 in the morning. >> a chinese man died of a watching too much world cup. isn't this again that more proof that a, soccer is evil and. b, you really can die of boredom? >> you can die watching tv. >> alert for your viewers. >> you throw in porno and ice cream and i will be on suicide watch. where is the tiger mom when you need one? this guy should have been practicing the violin and doing something, you know, productive. >> i think that's only here in the states. >> what show would you risk death to watch? a marathon of the bachelor? >> i am not a fan of the season so maybe not. sex and the city reruns though never get tired. this poor guy who just passed, this justifies my constant naps i take under my desk

thank you, guy. >> is that where you are during the day? >> we were wondering. >> i am a silent breather. >> i want to talk and delta posted a tweet. it says congrats team usa, nice goal, and it showed a two for america and a one for a giraffe. the plob -- the problem as you know, as everyone knows there are no giraffes in ghana. >> not everyone knows that. delta which is an airline and you imagine they go to places and people have been to places they can talk about what do they have in ghana, for example. they don't have to just putting a giraffe up to represent the continent. not a lot of giraffes in egypt. there are other countries as

well. all of this cultural sensitivity stuff comes back full circle and can be a problem sometimes, my friend. >> were you as disgusted as i was? >> you were horrified. you get all of your geography from airline twitter feeds which i always thought was a bit strange to go there. my favorite part was like they apologized for sending out the tweet. we are sorry for the choice of photo in our precious tweet. >> it happens to me all the time. i am always trying to tell people i might be pregnant and it comes out poignant. >> you could use the bald eagle to represent all of america because of freedom. >> don't get back on the american thing. >> we have to be careful when we play france so they don't tweet out a frog. >> they need to hire well traveled interns. they are obviously doing the

tweets. >> delta apologized. will you do the same? >> for what? i'm sorry? >> that was a horrible apology. >> there were people who made a big deal out of this delta tweet. do we need to make a big deal out of it. are student demands getting out of hand? a group at the university of minnesota has ordered the school to fundamentally change its structure to make it up to marginal liesed communities. the group called whose diversity claims the the university exists as a product of processes and want substantive and not just cosmetic diversity. they ask for two members who have scholarship with a social justice. and they want the student body to be more diverse as well. other demands are gender neutral bathrooms and a faith

neutral meditation and healing room. for more let's go to "red eye"'s education correspondent. >> remember, just because he was wearing that does president mean it is a -- doesn't mean it is a fee -- female. >> you said all of the group's demands seem perfectly reasonable. please explain why. >> i wish we had gender neutral bathrooms in college. it would have been the perfect place to go barf after chugging too much beer. it would have been mostly empty. what else did they want? they want gender neutral bathrooms and more of the teaching staff to be -- what was this?

i need the class to understand. i am not even kidding. aren't there a lot of sweeds in -- swedes? >> that was actually the name of the group before they changed it to whose diversity was too many swedes. even the name confounds me. whose diversity is this? >> the group name shouldn't have a question mark. >> what is the or else here? if you are making demands there has to be an or else. >> the or else is they are going to call their parents and cry and tell them they should stop sending money to send them to the fancy school. >> the list of demands, it is like they are the shining terrorists. you will do this. you will do this. >> when you see how extreme they are they basically expect administrators who are obsessed to just bow down and do whatever it is they say. and then you are told you are a bunch of punks and why don't you read a book instead of protesting. >> sam, you said you thought

this would make a great crowd for your stand up? >> i never thought i would say this. can we go back to soccer? correct the wrongs of colonial america? like when people were transgenders? are you a founding father? >> it is hard to tell the difference. >> and like you are a little late. it has been awhile. >> are you not supposed to guess now a days. you are not supposed to guess what side of the fence -- you know. >> it is colonials versus -- >> it is transgender. you are not supposed to warrant a dpes out there. >> you are not even allowed to say the words it is-r-a-n-n-y anymore. gee as an outspoken paw pone nent of -- opponent of diversity you hate this

group? >> i hate this group because they are bullying. that list of demands is bullying to the university and i do not tolerate bullying the i think it is interesting that we don't care about credentials for our faculty or s.a.t. scores for our kids. really the fair thing is to just get that percentage of diversity. one of the numbers was like 16.5 % of the student body needs to be minorities. those kids that make up the .5 -- >> they are always opposed to quotas. >> they use the quotas as guide posts. >> we don't want quo -- quotas. >> totally reasonable. >> will this end with bloodshed? >> i hope so. >> keep it moving.

>> anything can get you excited. >> diversity. gyro boughts get me excited. robots get me excited jie. they employed a droid. he once had dreams of being a row bow cop. he settled for being the first security guard. bob roams the halls using 3-d cameras to change for change in the environment, much like joanne. if bob notices something off he reports the info back to real security guards. but is bob taking jobs away from humans? a spokesman says bob is not about replacing our security officers. bob is a come plaw -- complementary activity doing time overnight and during the day, but also pick up on some of the low-level activities the guard doesn't necessarily need to be involved in. a likely story. speaking of suspicious behavior behavior --

>> that was so fake. first of all, this bob, can we put the picture up? he looks like tom servo from mystery theater. >> gum ball machine. >> it is not inspiring confidence and security. >> and if you work there and are stealing office supplies who is it timmy in hr and the dude is scanning his desk with my head? robotic security, every security guard in britain is already pretty robotic, right? they don't feel. >> no one. >> no one is safe. >> buck, every time we do one of these stories the question always is, is this how it

starts? is this the beginning of the end of humanity? >> is this how it starts? is this the beginning of the end for humanity? >> absolutely and a beg surprise. i blame president obama. here is why. guess what happens when you do that, folks. there is supply and demand. when you start making jobs more expensive you get this weird, flying gum ball machine. until you put a hell fire missal or taser on this it is jv. who is afraid of the weird copying machine? you have to strap some muni tie ons on there. >> it is great president obama wanting to raise the minimum wage and affects britain like that. joanne, the company said it won't put human beings out of jobs, but that's what they always say. >> of course it will. they are trying to be cool

with their technology, but these are jobs people could have and it would be a much cheaper option for them to put security people on their payroll. this is a multimillion-dollar project they are rolling out. so obviously it will cost them a lot of money. the only robots i am okay with are the segues. they actually don't have to walk. >> and they don't have to have girlfriends. >> they will have robot bartenders. >> we don't have robot insurance. >> and without girlfriends there is less of a chance of black mail. >> why is his name bob? we don't know if it is a mail or fee mail. >> if it was short for robot like it was short for robert. >> we say this anytime, but do you think they were sitting around when the umbrella came out? >> probably and they were right.

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more like voice fail. the u.s. times report that phone messages are going the way of a thing that is dying. indeed a vonage spokesperson said voicemail use decreased from last october to this april and text happy millenials are a big reason why. also a factor? the awkwardness of leaving a message. one lady a four-time story time winner tells the times i am fine telling a story in front of 400 strangers, but get dry mouthed when leaving a voicemail.

i can tell why she won the contest. you know who doesn't get performance anxiety? lou dobbs. >> andy, do bel -- dobbs here. if you don't hurry i will take them both. >> andy, dobbs here, missing you and so are the babe. dobbs out. >> i am about to jump out of the airplane tandem with one of the go daddy girls. i don't know which one, but she likes to say go, daddy, go. >> andy, you, tyler, chad and 10 bottles of ace of spades and every woman in miami. are you in or are you in? >> spoiler alert. i was in. here is the problem when i leave a voicemail. i inevitably start by telling the person what time it is. even though the voicemail program tells them that. i am assuming because this is

because i am old, right? >> i don't leave voice messages. i did it before and doubt myself , but there is no audience. if you want to get a drink some time -- if you don't want to, you don't have to. gee i want a clap meet -- >> i want a clap meter on voicemail? >> is it because there is no way to get feedback? >> it is automatically artificial. you do a weird thing with your voice. the other habit that is hard to break on voicemail for me is to leave your number in a lot of cases. call me back, 867-5309. i'm pretty sure it shows up on on what digital device they have. this is the world we live in. >> you took the number from the song. >> i'm so glad somebody caught that. >> smote 8675 -- >> she caught it first, andy. she grabbed it out of the

sky. >> lauren when was the last time you left a voicemail and be specific as to the time and who it was. >> i don't know. i will have to go back to the regan administration. i don't think i left a voicemail -- by the way, if nen leaves me a voicemail i will delete the contacts from my phone. if you can't explain it to me in emojis we are over. i saw you called. >> the creepy hang up is how it is done. the seven creepy hang ups and it shows how much you want to talk to somebody. >> you know who leaves voicemails is paul mccurio. ji she says hey, sam, it is your mom. i don't hang out with other 60-year-old women, mom. i got it. >> it is either mom or a bill collector. >> or the doctor. i hate when they leave a voicemail.

i never want to talk to them because then they will hear me crying. is it good news or bad news? >> then they say the thing that you did with the place and the thing and the record and the, you are like, what is going on? they won't leave it on the voicemail. they just scare you to death. >> joanne, mill 11 y'alls like you and lauren, you killed voicemail with your texting and your impatience. is this the one thing we should thank you for? >> you are welcome. >> that and bieber. >> if bieber ever leaves you a voicemail you wouldn't be the first one. >> biebs is calling you too? >> do you welcome the demise of our voiceover over lords? >> i wouldn't have to think of something to say on the voicemail.

it is bam, tag, you are it. >> thank you need to call someone for any reason and they don't pick up, you hang up and then you text them and say call ne. >> usually you ask permission. >> they go back and forth. it is so scary. >> it better be an emergency. >> there are some things you have to leave a long text message. >> it is easier like i am so sorry about this. that's where you hang up if they pick up. >> you want to hear their voice. >> and you want to play it for your friends. only if your friends with drunk. those are the good voicemails to wake up to. you think oh wow i am glad i wasn't there. >> drunk text is awesome too. >> pretty awesome. coming up, the fbi may have hacked twitter # i'm sure

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hands, smiling pile of poop. emojis are as important today as they are in the bards' time. in a special report refused to cover it was announced 250 new visual shorthands will be made available. among them new weather symbols like white sun and white sun with cloud. and also the middle finger, a chipmunk, an airplane arriving and a weight lifter. you have to be thrilled about the middle finger. >> i almost like the current emojis because it forces you to be more creative but they are limiting and they are talking diversity. there is still a long way to go. there is no black eye -- black guy emoji you have to use the moon face which is racist. >> a lot of people were hoping there will be a more ethnically diverse group of

emoji's but you were not one of them. you have to be happy. >> very happy. success for me. if we wanted to be diverse, but also just do a lot of emoji's in one, i think adding a beyonce one would take care of a lot. bossy, black, gorgeous mom. >> don't forget fierce. >> isn't that tyra? >> are you living in the 90s? >> i said fierce. i don't own a tv. >> sasha fierce, have you heard of her? >> i don't know what we are talking about. >> he is too busy watching soccer. >> you have to be happy the world is devoting resources for new emoji's and finding alternative fuel sources. i get these from women my age. nothing makes you feel more like an asian pedophile than the emoji. how are you?

monkey. good talk. glad we caught up. and then they want the lesbian pearnts with the dye -- by ray rail -- bi-racialy -- emoji? >> but still no shaggin wagon emoji. >> and no puffy haired as scott with an american flag pribt. there are a bunch we need to add into the lexicon. using they -- using the emoji, you can take the letters and make like, i don't know, rocket ship take off from monkey or something. >> i am glad there are new weather emo ji's. emoji's.

>> by the way, i never used the squirting for anything nonsexual. >> and i look forward to getting a scwerting emoji. >> i generally don't like them but i can't see who they are. i am old. >> they have a magnifying app. gee it is more of a problem -- we don't need to get into that. next topic, the fbi has released an 83-page internal document including translations for slang terms and acro anymores used on-line. the mass list includes everything from common abbreviations like lol and brb to lengthier ones which standle for pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. the list has about 2800 entries and you should find useful in your work and keeping up with your children or grandchildren.

some of the abbreviations include nifoc. and my personal favorite wtft, what the french toast? >> that's my favorite too. >> who has ever said that? >> sunday brunch. >> i actually believe you said that. >> did you learn any new terms from this? >> i thought it was what the french toast like their enemies, no. first of all, who filed this freedom of information request? moi mom thinks lo -- my mom thinks lol means lots of love which is hilarious when you send bad news. america is stumped when they see the acronyms.

>> i am a little hurt they didn't ask me. >> they clearly should have. this is a useful guideline tool. somebody in my family will thought thoughtstfu, and we didn't want to say anything. this would avoid that embarrassment. shouldn't the fbi agents be able to figure it out without their kit? i think so, but maybe not. >> thisy have a kit? >> they have a utility belt and an inspector gadget bag. >> can't they go to urban dictionary? >> i would hope so. >> or google. >> you will do this to keep up with your children? if that is what it takes i will be a dead beat dad. i will play catch and listen to the stories, but no acronyms at the dinner table.

>> cracking the whip. >> joanne, will you be using the list to help your tweets 1234*. >> no, no, no. i am usually drunk when i tweet so these will get jumbled and then the messages, i will be saying something i don't really mean. i wish i knew what nsfw meant before i opened up a pop up at work. >> i don't know that one. >> now when you text drunk jibberish, you have to come up with that was. >> oh grqpsnt? that means good luck. >> this was only published following a freedom of information act request. why were they keeping this to themselves some why did you need a request to declassify this? >> the government classifies everything. the government classifies a ham sandwich. i heard a cop like guy say it. >> i think they will be making a new game show called guess

that -- are they called acro anymores? it is called guess that thing. and then people have to guess what it means. it is like the new "wheel of fortune," but more puzzling puzzles. >> you think get that thing is a good name? >> when they take it. >> maybe a workshop. >> time to take a break. when we return a performance from our musical guest, taste of plenty.

what if their favorite flick makes you sick? that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate center from tacoma, washington. should liking or disliking a particular movie be a relationship deal breaker? over at the website up rocks, film critic vince mansini said if their mate's opinion didn't match their own they would consider a sign of incompatibility. one guy said he would hate anybody who would like "lost in translation" and a woman felt the same about" inception" and another dude said if you dislike "et" it is not meant to be. and mansinni's deal breaker

liking "love actually"? we are both friendly with julian who is a fan it is a steek person. she said liking "inception" is a deal breaker. why is she so wrong about this one thing? >> i don't know why you think i disagree. i agree with her, but not about "inception." leo do cap -- leo dicaprio is in it. i feel that way about "brown ups." there -- "grown-ups." there were twists and turns and people act smart when they try to explain it to you. they try to explain it and they get in hot water. jay pretty much. try and blow our mind. >> i am not mad, i am just disappointed. sam, what do you make of these other choices?

not liking "et" and one was liking" dangerous minds" would be a deal breaker. >> every year there is one of those. for me it is a matthew mcconaghey movie other than last year maybe? i don't know. other than last year. >> "dazed and confused"? >> okay there are exceptions. >> "time to kill." >> do i need to go on? >> a couple of his "swear by it" is exhausting. i had a break up with a girl and a year later you say there may have been other stuff going on. i hated denzel. >> buck, you go to a lot of drive ins in the shaggin wagon. you are not seeing much of the film if you know what i mean. what is your deal breaker

film? >> i would like to do it around leading actors or actresses. anything with julian roberts. "sin exception" is a tear --" inception" is a terrible movie. i can't believe we are on crossroads. >> it is not the worth -- the best movie but it was fine. >> people who like "the english patient" are liars. by the way if you like "avatar" and over 15 i question a lot about you. "vanilla sky" terrible. "magnolia," one one of the worst. the worst. >> probably top 25. >> you are my soulmate. this is bad. >> you frob blee liked the royal 10 -- the royal

tennenbaums. he pecked "love actually" as his deal breaker film. why does he have ho soul? >> some people don't understand the cuts tell nuances of the -- the subtle nuances and how they come apart and come together. it warms my heart. >> definitely for me. >> if you do not like love actually or on the other hand waiting for goffm mam. >> i was saying earlier that the thing that would bother me more is someone who has movie memorabilia which also not everyone has. if they are obsessed and they have action figures or posters hanging then has han issue. if you like a movie, fine. >> anything will smith has made or tom cruise in the past

10 years. >> you didn't see "edge of tomorrow"? >> it is a fantastic movie. >> you can watch tom cruise die like 300 times. >> there was something else you said that was stupid, but i lost track. >> wouldn't be the first time. >> liking crash or american beauty is a deal breaker. >> what? >> you don't like dad whacking him in the shower? >> it is a racist movie for and by people. all right, coming up, women love their shoes. am i right, ladies? and do you have videos of animals? send them to us at fox news.com/red eye. radio announcer: it's mattress discounters 4th of july sale.

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that's the last story. >> well thanks to a survey we know women love shoes. shoe buy.com where i get all of my news pulled a thousand women, lucky and found that 20% or more are rowed by new shoes than their partner.

half will judge someone solely based on shoes and 50% as opposed to half are willing to lie about how much their shoes cost. lauren, girlfriend, how fabulous are the shoes? >> oh my god, i love shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes. >> joanne, are they super fabulous or -- i can't even right now. >> all of the above. the reason we love shoes is because shoes love us back. it doesn't matter your height, your size, your ethnicity. everybody looks better in a pair of high heels. >> and high heels don't have their head on tinder all day. >> they don't walk all over you. you walk all over them. >> they are watching usa-go that you. >> is there a way -- is there something guys love the way women love their shoes?

>> women love -- this is a false study because it was based on women aged 35 to 44 all of whom have given up on men. >> you never give up on on shoes. that's all you have left to love. >> i wish i could get away with stuff like that. >> 100% of the women polled preferred shoes to the shaggin wagon. does that surprise you? >> it is false. it is a skewed study but he who lives in a glass house shall not throw high heeled shoes. i have beating shows in tope and in colors i didn't even know existed. who am i really going to mock? >> how many boats do you have? >> i am saving up.

>> most people in boat shoes want to throw in the water. >> they wear them as a defense mechanism. >> 25% of the people polled refuse to take their heels off and they said they would rather pop pills to numb the pain. is that why you drink so much? >> i drink to keep me balanced. that's what i do. it helps to keep the edge off, but it is more for balance. >> a good way to end the show. a special thanks to lauren sivan and buck sexton. that does it for me. i'm tv's andy levy. see you tomorrow night. ♪ ♪

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hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros, along with bob beckle, eric boling, dana perino, and tom la shew. >> big news from the white house, president obama announces ahmed abu khatallah has been captured inside libya by u.s. forces. this comes 641 days after the president vowed to bring the killers to justice. >> make no mistake, we will work with the libyan government to bring to justice the killers who attacked our people. >> this guy may have been hiding in plain sight. remember, he's done interviews with fox