hello, everyone. i'm andrea. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." apologies are hard to come by in washington. but in hollywood, it's become a new trend to say, i'm sorry. the latest celeb on an apology tour is after gary oldman. he defended anti-semitic rants by mel gibson and some ugly words from alec baldwin. baldwin was lashing out at political correctness in hollywood. activists and the media now pressured him. within 48 hours he was apologizing on jimmy kimmel. >> i said some things that were poorly considered.

and once i had seen it in print, i could see that it was insensitive. from my heart, i am profoundly, profoundly sorry. and i'm deeply apologetic. i'm a public figure, i should be an example and an inspiration. and i'm an a-hill, and i'm 46, and i should know better. >> i understand the point he was trying to make about the political correctness. but he did try and defend the indefensible with the mel gibson rant. do you think it was smart for him to come out and apologize? >> i don't see how this was offensive at all. it was in "playboy." nobody reads "playboy." >> speak for yourself. >> well, yes, except for you. i said this before. it's important to be right, but it's more important to be persuasive right. i think he ruined a good point.

which is that we all have unsavory politically incorrect thoughts. it's very dangerous, and every apology somehow reflects a hapless, timid america that used to be bold. but he went too far, and his outrageousness ruined what was a good point. even though you hate the politically incorrect, it doesn't mean you have to defend him. i'm tired of these apologies. we need to start a business called mix sorry, which does it for you. mcdonald's for apologies. >> what about an app. your first customer is sitting to my left. >> i'm thinking about that, steve mcqueen never would have apologized. there are a lot of people -- think about the actors back in the '50s and '60s. elvis pressly wouldn't apologize for something like that.

>> why do you think he did, bob? your brother's an actor in congress. >> i think he got a lot of pressure -- being in hollywood, when you're talking about anti-semitic remarks, there is a very, very acute reaction to it. it's happened to people i know. i think people said, look, 75% of the studios here have ownership is jewish and you better be careful what you say. >> why do some people get away with it? alec baldwin has made allegedly homophobic statements. some actors are perceived as getting away with it and others are not. why? >> i don't -- gibson went through pretty much hell when he did that. you can carry this over into politics in a way. it always amazes me why i think apologies in politics makes sense, because they always try to cover themselves up by saying -- and get themselves out so far, they're screwed. the best politician, just say i'm sorry. >> but they never say it, dana. can you think of an example,

working for any candidate or any politician, i couldn't do it today, anyone i worked with that actually came out and said i'm sorry. what's so bad about saying i'm sorry? what happens when they do say i'm sorry? >> if you're up for reelection, as soon as you say i'm sorry, especially if you say it on tape or video, that that is going to be the campaign ad that runs against you for the next two or six -- every six years if you're in the senate. but i think that this all goes back to that, you remember the book that everything i needed to know, i learned in kindergarten. by the time you're 5 years old, you've been taught by your parents if you do something wrong and you say you're sorry, that absolves you of any more berating about it. then your parents are not going to continue to beat you over the head with it. in some ways, our instincts are -- we're taught, maybe for civility sake, there is a way for us to get past comments that are said, even if they're said in playb"playboy," or "esquire."

there's parallels here where people do interviews, very good interviewers, because they get people comfortable. they start saying what's on their mind. they use their inside voice. four months later, it's like, that didn't look so good, and they end up having to apologize. >> the difference, too, eric, typically when most people apologize, and gary oldman, i think that was sincere, they don't repeat the behavior. but in washington, with the irs, you have a woman who has a history of targeting conservatives tating back to when she was running an@uvc elen board, lois lerner. is it arrogant? people in washington, they don't even apologize, this they just keep repeating it. >> that's it in a nutshell. if it's repeated, there's something there. if it's done once or twice, i mean, there are a lot of -- i've had to apologize. we've all had to kind of

apologize. you don't do it again. you learn from your mistakes and move on. and if you forgive if someone says something that's offensive, and they apologize, accept the apology. we took baldwin apart here, because it kept happening. it wasn't once, it wasn't twice, it was five times. he was consistently going after female reporters, saying derogatory remarks about gays, and whatnot. it was a repeat offender. you make a very good point. matt lauer, did you see the interview with the ceo of gm? he asks her, if you're a ceo of such a big important company, do you still have time to be a good mother? it's matt lauer and it went away. if i or greg had done it, or anyone at this table had done that with a female ceo, the republican war on women, here it is in the media. will he retract that or clarify what he meant.

what, you can't be a mother and a ceo? >> a lot of people are asking it, because of the yahoo! ceo falling asleep and missing a meeting. can women be mothers and ceos. >> but this thing about what is offensive, i don't think -- i -- maybe i'm in the minority. i'm not offended by anything. i'm not offended by anything that is said to me. i guess except that the fact that people are offended or outraged by words. but they aren't offended or outraged by actions. the symbolic rage is easier and more attainable than sincere rage about horrible things that are happening. a feminist in america will come out about something that you said, like that. they'll be mad about that. but they will completely ignore female circumcision in islamic countries. they ignore action, because that's too hard. so they go after words. that, to me, is actually an act that is offensive. words, we're so hurt, you don't die from words.

>> i thought of another reason why in politics it's different than for somebody like gary oldman. he's dealing with his career. and fan base, and possible, you know, recriminations for his words. but on capitol hill, or in washington, the irs, let's take lois lerner for example, what happens if she says she's sorry, instead of pleading the fifth? that means she could be prosecuted and could end up either doing some jail time, or maybe, you know, paying some sort of outrageous fine that would prevent other people from doing it again. in washington, that might be a little bit of the difference, that they're afraid of prosecution. >> let me say, very quickly. i had a candidate for congress, she was an incumbent, andrews from north carolina, he's driving back to north carolina, and stops at the liquor store and gets picked up for drunk driving. the story came out that he had seven dwis. i said, you've got to apologize.

he said, no. what are you going to do? he got in front of the camera and apologized and won. people said that was a sincere apology and he did the right thing. where other politicians, for some reason they talk their way out of it. >> don't you think from a political standpoint, if politicians, say like a bill clinton came out and said, i am sincerely sorry -- you're right, when they sincerely apologize, we're a very forgiving country, especially about sex scandals and that kind of thing, but they don't do it. it would be an interesting way to turn it around on the republicans to say, don't you preach forgiveness? that's what christianity is based on. i said i'm sorry, you're not going to forgive me? >> if clinton had said i'm sorry, i made a mistake, i've embarrassed my wife, my daughter, end of the story. he couldn't bring himself to do it. >> i've been doing every friday, i put something up that i thought was egregious.

he did a four or five-minute apology video, put it out there. i think it went viral for a while. and it was a sin veer apology. you know something? he's more popular now after making what i perceive as a mistake, apologizing, he has a huge fan base who say, that was stand-up. that was great. it's okay to say you're sorry. we have to be forgiving when you hear it, too. >> the thing is, though, what makes you say you're sorry is pressure. so whether you're a conservative, whether you're a celebrity, the pressure is applied on you to say you're sorry. there is no pressure to apologize in many of our modern political leaders, like president obama. mainly because the media is so pliant, it makes pizza dough look like granite. there's nobody actually asking for responsibility in our government. >> that's true. >> but if alec baldwin does something stupid, or if mel gibson, or if this british guy, whose name escapes me -- gary

oldman, if he says something that everybody will jump on it, but not jump on the irs -- >> why, greg. to your point, what they're doing in washington is far worse. you've used pundits before, apologize for sexual acts, but won't commit against legitimate crimes for people they're elected to serve. is it because no one cares. >> >> modern culture is more aroused by personal infractions than by bureaucratic force. bureaucratic force is boring, which makes it more dangerous. the things that kill you are the things that are boring. the things that are exciting, excite your attention span briefly, but meanwhile rights are being stripped. >> are we intrigued by the, okay, he or she said this, or let's see how he or she reacts now that -- >> we like people failing. >> or we want to see how they handle being called out. some people do it well, some people don't do it well.

>> i won't use the word, but here's a classic example. if hillary clinton or barack obama came oupt and said, we blame this on a film and it turned out to be wrong, end of story. >> that's my point. >> but they did apologize to the pakistanis, remember? they made those commercials, dana, and they apologized to the pakistanis, not the american public. they do apologize sometimes. >> it's taught by consultants, never admit you're wrong, which is crazy. >> dana, you said earlier from a pr perspective, it stops the bleeding. think about when someone's truly apologized to you. >> the headlines -- they're going to stop. it does tend to go away. i would say also if people are going to do interviews with the big magazines, that their staff or they themselves listen to your inner instincts and not say stupid stuff. it shouldn't be that hard. >> i don't want an apology from the irs, i want action, i want jail time. >> you know when they had the

poisoned tylenol on the grocery store shelves. they got on the air and said, i'm sorry about this, we'll pull every one of them off the shelves, and it went away. >> that was berson's advice to the ceo. >> i have to apologize to the control room. i'm sorry. the president of the united states said the world cup is affecting foreign policy moves. eric has the details on that unbelievable remark you won't want to miss, up next. [ male announcer ] identity theft ... it's one of the fastest growing crimes in america. in fact, there's a new victim of identity theft every...three...seconds. so you have to ask yourself, am i next? one weak password could be all it takes. or trusting someone you shouldn't. over 100 million consumers

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i believe that we will win! >> everyone was watching the world cup today. i mean, everybody. from washington, california, illinois, including president obama who took time out of ruling the world to watch a little football on air force one. world cup schedule affecting some foreign policy moves. i'm not kidding, president obama just put iraq, iran, syria,nd mexico on hold until he's finished watching soccer. >> i don't think that's what he meant. >> isn't that what he said? >> what he means is, what i'm assuming he means is that the rest of the world, if you're trying to get an international contingent together to do something about anything, which i kind of doubt they're doing anyway, i think he's saying those leaders are unresponsive.

>> can i read that one more time? i have to read it one more time. hold on. stephanopoulos, potus tells me the world cup schedule affecting foreign policy -- >> that's right. i'm shocked how people -- countries are taking this seriously? they don't work in a lot of places. the government takes time off. i'm sure it's tough to get somebody to make a decision in iran that's not following soccer. >> hopefully it's not iran he's talking about. possibly the germans. >> when i read that tweet, the first thing i thought is, oh, boy, the clintons have declared war on president obama. the fact that the former attack dog for the clinton machine tweets out something, that we are talking about, making the president, you don't assume the good will that dana and bob or i have given them is true, they're saying, i think the clintons are saying, this is a presidency that is sinking.

and we are going to distance ourselves from it. and you'll start to sea the carvilles, the stephanopoulos -- you saw the ed kline excerpt from his new book, basically saying that hillary clinton personally blames benghazi on the president. i predict you'll see hillary clinton start to distance herself, not just on immigration like we saw, but on the va scandal, the irs scandal and i'll bet you see some clinton-friendly democrats start the investigation. >> the ed kline excerpt, she said she's blaming him. i don't think it will bear out. because it's several days later when she goes to dover and she repeats the -- >> i agree. i agree. but they're going to try. >> i'm going to have to apologize to the viewers. we wanted to stay on world cup soccer here. greg -- >> benghazi. >> we'll come back to benghazi. >> soccer, the only highlights in the players' hair. i came up with a drinking game

that members of alcoholics anonymous can play. you drink every time there's a score. >> oh, i get it. >> that's enough for me. >> let's do this one. not buying the hype as soccer is what's wrong with america lately, saying, writing, quote, any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay, individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. the blame is dispersed and almost nobody scores anyway. >> i mean, i agree about nobody scored. but this woman gets away with saying the most outrageous things. it was a definitive statement. the united states is falling apart because of soccer? >> but not thinking things out before he or she -- >> i know people like that. >> you do? >> your thoughts on the moral decay of america, soccer? >> i don't mind soccer. but think about how unamerican,

what happened today is. they lost, but yet they win. so even if you lose, you get to advance to the next round. in our sport, if you lose, you lose, you're done. >> we lost to germany but we moved on. this is a great day in the obama administration. we don't have to apologize to another country. >> the world cup should be called the rest of the world's cup. for america, it's like nascar goes. i've got to defend soccer. because it exists, because all you need is a ball, which is why there are so many countries that find joy in it, because it's not like america where you can afford yachts and race cars and football helmets. all you need is a ball. that's why the world stops. they're watching it, because they grew up playing it, because all they needed was a ball. in some countries, like pakistan, or afghanistan, a goathead. >> or in some radical muslim countries, a human head. >> yes. >> dana, you want to talk about this one a little bit? >> about soccer? >> and cultural moral decay?

>> i think she's joking. that's what i think. >> all right. do we have the full screen of the possible outcomes if team usa wins or loses by this score or that score? we don't have that? >> are we that dumb that we can't understand this is a tournament. it's a three-week-long tournament. you can't put yourself -- >> this is not the rules like -- it's not the final four. >> the rules are the rules. you knew going in if you scored more goals -- >> he threw a no-hitter, that's american. >> and they won. >> and they won. >> and somebody won. >> do you have that? yes or no. look at this. these are possible outcomes. along the top is if team usa wins. on the bottom is if it's germany wins. or ghana wins, or portugal wins. about 200 outcomes. you need a grid. you need an encyclopedia. >> well, i get it.

>> here's the thing. within ten minutes of us going down 1-0, we realize team usa game didn't matter anymore for us to go on. we had to see whether ghana was beating portugal or not. >> team usa coach jurgen klinsmann gave a get out of work free card today. and porter and i were cashing in our free cards. check out who was also playing hooky, hemmer, martha, and that's steve hayes over there. i'm going to tell you something, bob. where is this? >> that was at a bar. >> it was about 1:00 or so. >> can you imagine people drinking before "the five"? >> i was wondering when i saw that picture. then i thought, bill's worked a day's work. so's martha, so's brian. steve hayes, i guess he's not

doing "special report" if he was tossing some back. but my problem is, he was encouraging the german coach, people to play hooky and not go to work and watch the world cup. which i think it is disturbing in new york to walk by bars and watching people not working. >> but they're buying stuff. >> it reminds me of europe -- >> they're having a little bit of fun. buzz killer. >> we do this with the super bowl and world series. >> it's great for business. >> yeah, but it's once every four years. a lot of these are poor countries. this is the biggest thing that will happen to them in four years, let them have a party. >> the best thing about the world cup, four years. everything should be four years. the world series, the super bowl. your birthday should be four years. imagine if you were 28 for four years. and then you're 32 for four years. >> actually, i've been 28 for four years. >> exactly. >> that's a very good point. >> everything should be four years. >> in tv, this is called a tease, a really deep tease here. you ready? only 70 days until real football

starts. controversial rulings handed down by the supreme court this week. we'll weigh in on them when "the five" continues.

the supreme court handed down some major decisions this week, including a unanimous one striking down president obama's recess appointments. yesterday the high court also ruled that police don't have the right to look through a suspect's cell phone after an arrest, unless they get a warrant. privacy advocates are happy, but law enforcement is not. >> what value is a cell phone if someone's arrested? >> you're thinking about gang members, or gang members with guns, sometimes we'll be able to

find out who their associates are. maybe find out some information about the crimes they've just committed, if we arrest someone for robbery and he's got some associates, it would be helpful to know who he was talking on the phone with earlier that day and what the content those were. >> chief justice john roberts defended the decision writing, that a quell phone search would typically expose the typical government than an exhaustive search of a house. it also contains a broader array of private information, never found in a home in any perform. andrea, i can see the policeman's point of view. their job is to get bad guys. but i also think that the court made the right decision here, that the phone has changed. it's no longer something to make a call. your whole life is on here, which is why you guard it with your life. >> i think the court, what it did today should be very encouraging to most citizens. because the fourth amendment is very clear in the constitution. it's designed to be a hand tied

behind the back of big government. this is at a time when progressives are trying to seize more control, more control. so the court's doing its job. it's reaffirming people's civil rights. and we've seen this with the court. it's actually doing the job it was intended to do. and big issues. not just little small due process cases, this is high school history stuff that's going to be in history books going forward. i don't think it's a coincidence this is happening. if you look at the other decision today, too, where they allowed people to protest outside of abortion clinics in massachusetts, we've seen the court ruling on the citizens united case. this court more and more is reaffirming people's civil liberties, reaffirming the bill of rights, and i think people should be very excited at the direction that the court is doing. it's doing its job, enforcing the fourth amendment. otherwise we would have the government kicking down our door. they would be able to search through your phone. this ewould love to be able to do it but the court's there to

stop them. >> what are your feelings today? >> i give them a lot of credit. i think roberts is right. if they get into my cell phone -- >> they would actually catch something. >> probably. but it is true. what this policeman was saying, it may have been a gang member, well, if you have that information, then go get a warrant. right? otherwise you don't have any right to get in somebody's cell phone. it's ridiculous. again, he said, maybe he's got friends who have got gons. fine. if he has associates who has guns, get a warrant for it. >> there's immediacy of trying to get something done immediately, to try to prevent other bad things from happening. i assume you're happy with the decision? >> and i am. you're right, dana, listen, i'd like to give the law enforcement deserve and caney use. i think the court did a great job of upholding saying, you can't go into the cell phones. i wish, and they say you need a warrant, i wish they would relook at what the nsa is

claiming to do, saying it's a blanket warrant for everyone who is a verizon customer, or a t-mobile customer and that accounts for everyone. i think the individual is important, and being violated with the blanket -- >> anyone here have a -- you don't even have a dissenting point of view on this. >> it's the right call legally. but you have to be ready to handle the consequences. judges have to be ready to handle lots of search warrants. a phone is no longer a phone anymore. it's your sock drawer, diary, locked basement. your video library. i get it. it means, although you've added another hurdle, it's probably right to add this hurdle, but you've got to be ready to handle the consequences, because we make laws often in a vacuum. >> are you ready to handle the consequences when they penetrate your locked basement, what they'll find? >> well, the things they'll find -- >> or the co-workers they'll find. ahead, the epa has an internal pollution problem. it takes the term government

waste to a whole new level. >> oh. >> i'll leave it there. i'll let greg feed you in on the dirty details next.

in some places like asia, "the five" airs during the dinner hour, so i must warn you that the next topic is unsavory. if you have a weak constitution, i urge you to kill the volume and look to the left of laura eating rice. it's about the epa, or rather the epooha. they're urging employees not to use the hallways as a place to do a do-do. the people in charge of fighting pollution are propagating poohlution. they discovered an e-mail to the staff that mentions incidents including clogging toilets with a paper towel and a hallway littered with human waste. the agency actually called a workplace violence expert who

says, this is a health and safety risk. behold our government, a bureaucracy so burdened by idiocy, that they must call in an expert to tell you that defiling a hallway is bad. no wonder we went from number one to number two. why did they call it workplace violence? if the shooting at ft. hood is violence, why not pooping in the hallway? the va, epa, it's an eye chart of incompetence. everywhere you look. in the obama administration you realize so much is crap. in this case, you can even step in it. maybe they should appoint a poop czar. >> that was a good job. >> that would be a good job. i would be really good at it, dana. >> although i would call it somebody else. >> how can they police or environment when they can't police their own? >> i think it's because government is clearly too big,

unmanageable, and it's quickly losing the confidence of the american people whose taxpayer dollars are going who would actually do that in a hallway. and they call in a workplace violence expert. i'm glad you made the point of ft. hood. they said it was a violence situation. that basically means they're equal. >> exactly. eric, the epa also lost the e-mails belonging to a former employee, due to a crash hard drive. by the way, the guy that lost his e-mails, he's in new zealand now. he's gone. >> i'm surprised not in moscow. >> maybe he has lois lerner's hard drive, or e-mails. the epa, besides spending tens of billions of dollars of our money, they regulate businesses and cost us hundreds of billions of dollars in our economy. the gsa, remember the scandal of the guy drinking wine at conferences, how about the irs making videos of gilligan's

island, on why you should pay your taxes. you're right, when you have a $3 trillion mess going on, you'll find stuff like this. defund them. if there's one to defund, defund the epa. that would be number one. >> yeah, bob, if you don't mind me saying, because of the epa and the clean air and water act, we have cleaner water in this country and cleaner air -- >> thank you. >> thank you, rifd nixon. >> richard nixon did create the epa. i congratulate him on that. now that he's dead, i guess. here's the point. i don't know how you equate a bunch of poop in a hallway with big government. i know big government's a problem for everybody. there's probably a lot of places -- maybe not a lot, but i've been in joints that there's been that stuff around. >> when greg runs through the list of all the places where there's complete mismanagement and corruption and questions of how they're spending taxpayer money, that that is when government has become too big. >> okay.

>> we've talked about bloated government over and over again. they must be bloated if they're -- >> there's so many puns that are running through my brain, that i'm just resisting. when bob says how can you not compare loaded government from pooping in a hallway. how can you not. and to dana's point, comparing ft. hood -- >> i did. >> oh, you did. but that's the problem. they compare something as atrocious with pooping in a hallway. the people hear the pooping in the hallway story and decide everybody in washington is bad and watching soccer. i do sympathize with the epa on one thing. every workplace has a bathroom terrorist. and it's a problem. it's not a workplace violence, but it's a problem. >> there's a lot of crack houses that you could -- >> right? >> they're yelling at me. >> i've got a paper trail. nice. a father of a missing boy

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the old saying goes, if it's live tv, anything can happen. just look at us. that adage was proven true. a man was informed of his son had been found after missing for 11 days. exciting news, right? here's the twist. >> charlie, we're getting reports that your son has been found in your basement.

sir? mr. bothel, u -- >> what? >> yes, we are getting reports that your son has been found alive in your basement. >> what? >> that's unbelievable. the father denies any knowledge of his son's whereabouts. >> for anybody to imply i somehow knew my son was in the basement is absurd and it's wrong. i love my son. >> all right. well, this is -- personally, it was live, maybe it's just true. maybe the kid was running around in the basement, got out of the basement. >> how long was the kid gone? >> 11 days. >> there's something stinky going on here. nancy grace is a human car alarm. i don't know. >> everybody's pointing the finger at this guy, maybe he's doing this so he could be on tv.

what if nancy grace set it up? >> if you had a gut reaction about at happened, do you think the old man knew he was down there? >> not necessarily. i think maybe the kid was hiding. >> for that long? >> they brought dogs in and they couldn't find him. >> maybe he really wanted to be on tv. i can understand. >> the kid was down there, right? and the detroit police came in with dogs. the fbi came in with dogs. nobody found the kid down there. then they found him a few days later. he was behind a barricade where they had a bunch of food. maybe the kid was pulling a scam. >> it sounds like -- i agree with greg, there's something more sinister at play here. he ran away from home two years ago. it makes it sound like he's hiding from his father. the one twist is the barricade he put up. police say it doesn't look like he could have formed it himself. that to me doesn't make any sense. i have to say, i love nancy grace. i do. >> that makes one of you. >> i know. but i just think she's really

funny and good at her job. >> good interview. >> no, she's all right. i love her drama. >> sir, you've just been informed. we've found your son in your basement. >> sir. sir. >> that must have been a really -- this guy -- he looked to me like he was shocked. he did look like he didn't know he was in the basement. >> can you imagine what's in nancy grace's basement? thousands of wigs made of human hair. >> you're probably the last person making that statement. >> about wigs? >> i'll go around the table and get out of here. do you think the father was involved in this? >> i think somebody was involved, probably him. >> i'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. no. >> yeah, i think he was involved. >> i think the father instigated the child to hide from him. for some nefarious reason. >> i'm ducking this. i have no idea.

maybe it was his old lady. one morething. up next

time for one more thing. i will kick it off. remember triumph from conan o'brien? he's back to make fun of the world cup. he's not sparing any ethnicity, poking fun of colombians and greeks. take a listen. >> only if the teams are done jogging and warming up, they're going to start the game. oh, wait. i've just been informed this is the game. if your last name has fewer than five syllables, you're drinking in the bar in the middle of the day. when did you two realize that you didn't have any -- >> it's very, very funny.

he came out with another video today. watch it if you want to laugh at funny stuff. >> i discovered something on "wall street journal".com, if you want to learn more about it, there's something amazing. 50 reporters worked on 100 different legacies of world war i. the war started 100 years ago this saturday. known as the great war at the time. you can go through and there's 100 photographs, and then little stories that are digestible. this is a great thing to show your children, if you want to learn more about the war, fun facts and figures. i mean, there are facts in there. they're fun to know. >> you are a harsh person. >> facts about war aren't necessarily fun. but you get my point. >> warmongerer. you have upset my carrots. >> what? >> dana just said facts are fun. >> facts are fun. >> i keep finding these things. >> would you you and your carrot like to go next? >> i had an interesting

afternoon. i went to kathie giffords' home to record a podcast with her. here's kathie lee and i getting ready for wine. how ridiculously tiny we both are. i ran into cody, her son, who has grown -- there he is. you don't want to know what happened after that. it was disgusting. it was a lovely time. anyway, this podcast is going to be wednesday, i believe, july 2nd, and you can get it -- or it will be released july 2nd, on wednesday, itunes podcast 1. >> did you say anything you'll have to apologize for? >> i think six things. six things. >> do you want to get ahead of any of them? >> it's like a two-bedroom, one bathroom condo. >> is she really as fun as she seems? >> she's a blast. she's barrel of laughs. no, she's like five barrels. >> was frank there? >> i did not see him.

that's how big the house is. >> or maybe how small you are. >> that was hurtful. >> i'm sorry. i hurt people's feelings. eric? >> i've been outspoken about sending more of our americans into battle in iraq. i'm immensely grateful of our military. i'm very proud of our military, that's never changed. i hate terrorists, they killed a lot of my friends. i believe in capitalism, drilling our own oil, but do me a favor, listen to iraq's special forces captain who was in iraq. he sums up my thoughts perfectly. >> i don't think there is a military solution. >> so let the sunni and shia sort it out. >> i think the iraqis have to be the ones to sort this out. we're trying to piece something together that can't be pieced together. there's no military solution to it. >> i want to say thank you to the captain for his service.

captain moore is a special adviser to condi rice. >> roberto? >> i have a tendency to jump on the chinese, and for good reason. they hack our computers, we educate them, send them back to china and they hack into our computers. the reason they're so good at what they do, they take all our stuff. but they have a new problem. they were told to lay low, authorities in southern china have thrown a bone to an angry public and put the dog-eating festival on a somewhat tighter leash. there are 10,000 -- >> got to go. so sorry, bob.

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