pretty rare. >> all right. thank you, janice. i think you're going to have a busy weekend. janice dean, our proverbial weather machine. does the market sync with how you're feeling today? we're on it, 8:00 p.m. tonight. hello, everyone. it's 5:00 here in new york city, and this is "the five." >> thousands of illegals are swamping our southern border, at times 200, 300 rush the border. thousands more are being bused in. the situation is beginning to deteriorate. house homeland security security michael mccall said it's really, really bad down there. listen. >> the point is, our military bases are turning into refugee camps. i never thought i would see this in the united states of america. the department of homeland security is currently not adequately prepared to deal with

this influx of unaccompanied children. the state and local officials will fill the void. it takes the border patrol away from their main mission. >> here's hundreds of american citizens fired up at a town hall meeting in marietta, california, where a tsunami of illegals is swamping their small town. >> do you have a handle on what this is costing us. please use the word illegal aliens. they came across here illegally. >> if i break the law, you're going to come down on me real quick. and yet, you are not following the laws. you are breaking the laws. >> you'll receive our gratitude in not being removed from offices. when you prove your ability to stay on this front line until this singularly important issue is completely, comprehensively resolved. >> all right. greg, take it first. these people are fired up. >> well, they should be. this is the result of years of

frustration. this is when common sense is ignored and it becomes wrath. we should declare a liberal day. where you walk into their house, open the fridge, how would nancy pelosi feel if a group of texans barge into her house, she would shoot them with her botox gun. what if americans did this to mexico. what would happen. we know what happened to one jailed marine, andrew, he's still there. when they come here, when undocumented aliens come here, they get a welcome wagon, when we go there, we get a jail cell. >> it seems to be a groundswell. people are getting more and more angry. >> americans are fairly patient and understand the government has a lot on its plate and are willing to take a lot and forgive a lot of things. but this has been building up for so many years. i'm not sure what the solution is, but you can't -- all the other things that people at this table, people around the country

might want to do on immigration, are not going to be possible until the security situation is resolved. i don't know exactly what that exact definition is going to be. what does border enforcement and control, what will they accept, what should we accept. i think that the humanitarian crisis that's building on top of that is escalating this to a point that, you'll see more of these type of town hall meetings, and it won't just be in california, it will be across america. in the border states. >> president obama keeps saying it's these kids, seeking refuge, whatnot. these kids are now carrying a lot of disease and a lot of crime is coming into the country. and that's going to be a big issue. >> first of all, it's not a liberal or conservative issue. this is something that's been going on for a long time. the reason you're seeing the influx now is in both nicaragua and el salvador, they're having major gang problems. people are getting killed. mothers and fathers are shipping

their kids out to the united states because they want to get them out of harm's way. this is an unusually large group coming over, and they are kids. i think the small percentage of them are criminals. the fact is, they're not coming in and being welcomed, they're being shut into detention until they figure out what to do with them. i think this is not a liberal or conservative issue, it's something we need to deal with. >> do you agree with that? >> i don't. it's easy to say it's not a liberal or conservative issue. look at the audience at the town hall, almost every demographic is represented. an african-american han who looked younger, a woman who took the mic who looks older. regardless of what political affiliation, it's affecting everyone in the community. it is a republican and democratic issue. this administration, a democratic administration told us that the border was secure. jay carney stood at the podium and said the border is sealed. there's no reason we need to spend a lot of time on a

comprehensive immigration bill. the mayor came out and said, i'm getting flack because i'm painted as someone who doesn't want immigration. people in the town are being paint add bigots. he said that's not the case. that's why it's a republican and democrat issue. the democrats allowed this to happen. the administration allowed it to happen. the republicans just want to seal the border are painted as isolationist bigots. >> who gets hurt the worst when 90,000 illegal youngsters come in, and maybe 3 million of their parents. >> it's lower income people. they're the ones that will -- won't get those jobs. you could argue a lot of people weren't willing to take those jobs. but it's -- the idea, i guess, that the -- a violation of security somehow negates the concept of security. it's like, we've got to let these guys in, so we can't even talk about it. this reinforces the idea. >> we don't let them in.

we try to keep them out. >> when somebody breaks into your house, you don't say, oh. you buy a better lock. >> the other thing about this, there are 11 million undocumented workers in this country before barack obama ever took office. now, that means they came in on somebody else's watch. you can't lay this on him. >> we're talking about the new ones, bob. >> i just told you what i thought it was. it's unrest in two countries. >> you're for the little guy, right? you want to make sure the little guy's taken care of, too, right? the people who don't make enough money, health care. >> if i'm going to answer that yes or no -- >> we point out, these kids, if they're allowed to stay, these illegals if they're allowed to stay, they're not going -- they're going to be the ones working at starbucks and dunkin' donuts and jack in the box. >> these kids are going to be going out to work? is that what you think? you really believe that? >> the question is, illegal

immigration, turning a blind eye, doesn't it hurt the little guy? >> if these people were allowed to stay in here, and -- >> so you're basically saying there's no immigrants right now working in those jobs. >> of course there are. they're working in a lot of jobs, that frankly, americans don't want to do. >> i would agree with that. but doesn't it hurt -- greg mentioned this, too -- the lower income, they're taking away the services from the lower incomes. it's that 1% that you hate on the left so much that's paying for these services. >> these kids, average age of these kids are 9 years old. where are they going to work? >> there will be sex traffic and then they're our problem. we have to worry about their health, the vaccinations. where are they going to go to school in the fall? >> what's your answer? >> where are they going to go to school in the fall? the president said they're allowed to stay under executive order -- >> that's wrong. not these groups.

he did give 800,000 who had been either in the service or in school the right to stay here. >> that's why they're coming here. >> that's not why they're coming here. it's because you've got almost civil war in el salvador and nicaragua. >> do you take all the children from all the -- >> i'm not suggesting you take these kids. i want to know what your answers are. >> a couple hours ago texas governor rick perry went to the congressional panel on the crisis at the border. president obama is set to visit texas next week but will only be there for a fund-raiser. governor perry finds that shocking. >> one of the reasons i asked him to come here, i want him to see this. just like you, congressman, i think if he walked in that sallyport, and he saw what all of you have seen, then he would realize that this is bigger than politics, this is bigger than -- but it's not bigger than

america. >> okay. i think a couple of things. i think that president obama, they are going to have an official event there in addition to the fund-raisers. you don't know which came first, the chicken or the egg, in that case. i think the white house is playing this wrong. i think i would -- if i were putting myself in president obama's shoes, i think i would have accepted the invitation and taken that rick perry who seems genuine and sincere and gone to the border with him and said, you know what, governor, i'm going to count on you, let's fix this together. if they're serious about solving the problem, they're going to have to have people like governor perry to help them. if i was president obama, i would go -- or even if they don't want to accept it right now, they should sleep on it, think about it over the weekend and next week i would go with them. >> rick perry, first of all, he didn't invite obama. he wouldn't accept an invitation of this dude. >> he's the governor.

>> governors are more qualified, especially in a border state. >> i just don't believe this guy's qualified. why don't they send the texas rangers and texas state police down there? >> aren't they have doing that right now? saudi arabia's doing that on their border because of iraq. you don't need a time machine to see where stuff like this is headed when you suddenly sacrifice borders for feelings. obama's response, so far, has always been, we're a nation of immigrants. which may be the most intellectually baffling comment you can make, because it justifies almost any arrival. it justifies any arrival. the 9/11 hijackers could have been immigrating. >> if they get to the united states, why do we allow them to become legal? cubans? >> well, maybe because -- xhmay there's an orderly process they went through, and did what a lot of people i know did. >> there was a law that passed that if they put their foot on

dry land, they're allowed to stay here. >> why does the left make elian gonzalez go back. >> what if all the kids were elian gonz. would we send them right back? >> surprising about texas. when bush was governor down there, they didn't have a problem. >> i don't think that's exactly -- i think the president as governor was very supporter of the temporary worker program, which worked very well. he thought, and a lot of people disagreed with him, but he thought a national program like that would make sense. so if families wanted to come here and work, they could come back and go to school. in honduras, which is the murder capital of the world, they graduate about 37% of their young people from high school. you have, what, do the math for me, 67% of people growing up, and they're in the murder capital of the world. they have no hope, they have no jobs. i don't understand there's a

short-term problem of fixing the border now. but how do you explain to the families in marietta, california, that there's 52,000 kids here now, how do you -- how do we know there's not going to be 52,000 -- >> what do you say to the honduran mother, their kid's been shot and they want to get them out of harm's way? >> how about their grandparents? they should come, too. >> they will. >> political turmoil -- >> it's not even political. >> it is an example of the united states always ignoring latin america. and not focusing enough attention. do you remember when president obama said we're going to turn away from the middle east and we're going to pivot to asia? >> right. >> again, you bypass the people who are on your border, which is probably the country that you should have been working with, because they're your best trading partner. >> there were a lot of trade bills that democrats were against. colombia free trade agreement. >> that the unions were vehemently opposing. here's the thing, too. a lot of republicans are in favor of legal immigration.

they get painted as otherwise. and i get you, bob. i think there's a lot of jobs in the country, we rely on immigrants. both parties have to come together on this. but the fact that this administration has denied that there even is a problem makes it very difficult. >> i don't think so. >> why don't we take the 300 military advisers that we're sending over to iraq and maybe put them on the border? i would be for that. >> i wouldn't have a problem with that. i just don't understand how you could possibly sit here and lay this at the feet of barack obama when you've got an extraordinary situation happening in three countries. you're right about central america, nobody's paid attention to it. after the big corporations owned and bought and sold -- >> he has incentivized this. if you look at the immigration bill, republicans and democrats, crafted, it was led by schumer and the democrats, it rewards bad behavior. you can commit crimes and get legal status, something that a lot of us would -- >> we went back and forth

yesterday about president obama has deported more than any president at any given time. here are the real deportation numbers. the border agent, what they can do in the field, it comes down to president clinton had 1.5 million per year, president bush had 1.3 million per year, president obama has a feeble 800,000 per year. >> president obama's doing that. he's stopping people at the border and counting them -- >> they were in the -- both of them were this for eight years. he's only in for six. >> per year. >> bob, you have to agree. we are pro-immigration. i loved immigration. the more the merrier. all we want is an orderly

process. >> our folks wouldn't be here without -- >> you've got to have a process. people have to wait in line. you can't be a citizen without a border. that's it. >> we've got to leave it there. update on the very serious storm gaining steam over the atlantic. hurricane arthur is a category 1. on its way to becoming a category 2 very soon. so stay tuned. that much more, coming up.

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intermediate advisory coming out at 7:00 p.m. they issue them every two hours, because we are approaching landfall. we also have the threat for tornadoes all along the coastline of north carolina. and you can see that well-defined eye. so this storm is forecast to hug the coast, possibly making a landfall anywhere along the coastline. perhaps moorhead city, outer banks overnight tonight. then moving offshore to the northeast. tropical storm watches for parts of cape cod and the islands. watching this very carefully as we head to the northeast this weekend. back in a moment. president obama likes to talk about the pay gap between men and women in this country, especially ahead of the midterm elections. he said it's embarrassing some women don't make as much as men for doing the same job.

>> the average woman who works full-time in america earns less than a man. even when she's in the same profession, and has the same education. that's wrong. in 2014, it's an embarrassment. women deserve equal pay for equal work. >> well, apparently he didn't get the memo that his own white house hasn't narrowed the gender gap at all since his first year in office. the average male employee there currently makes about $89,000, while females at the obama white house earn around $78,000. that's a gap of 13% unchanged from 2009. even his own press secretary admits the people's house isn't a shining example. >> we're certainly going to make some efforts at the white house to improve on our standing. i wouldn't hold up the white house as the perfect example here. >> dana, what do you think about that? >> i love that response. it's refreshing, and it's honest and he didn't try to pretend like the white house doesn't have a problem, or that they

don't have some work to do. i thought it was the best possible way to handle that answer. unless you had a better way to -- unless you said, oh, next week we'll -- >> it's just another man taking a woman's job, press secretary. doesn't that bother you? >> i thought that was a good answer. >> it was all right. >> they don't have great facts. therefore, the answer was pretty good. >> are you saying jay carney was a woman? >> no, i'm making a joke. >> he did get dinged on this in the "washington post." they have been called out for this pay disparity. but does it matter? >> the problem with liberals, bob, is they can never build, they can only level. their idea of equality is always forced from above, which inevitably leads to death. sooner or later people want to achieve more than the government is willing to give you. >> eric? can i ask you something? when they tried to explain this further, they said one of the reasons for this is because women aren't in the senior positions at the white house. and i thought -- >> why not?

>> -- why is that? >> another step that they won't tell you about, but if you ask, maybe they'll admit to it, 87 men make more than $100,000 and only 53 women. now your question should be, well, why aren't there equal amount of women making over $100,000 in the white house. when you switch administrations, how much of the white house staff stays and how much leaves? can we hang this all on obama or no? >> believe it or not, you stepped right in -- >> there's not that many people. they're taking the averages, right? there are a lot of senior women. i think both the white house council, she left, staff secretary is a woman, they do have some -- josh earnest said they could maybe do better. but from my opinion, i don't care. i just want them to hire the best people that they have for the job. >> i agree with you. i only care because they are huge hypocrites at the white house. >> there are a lot of people who

stay between administrations, one of them is the people who answer the phones at the white house, the wonderful -- >> they're not making 100 grand, i hope. >> no, that's not the point. if you take the average of everybody that works there -- >> i see that. i see that. it should be better than that. i agree with that. but there are a lot of women who stay there between administrations. >> can i ask you this, bob. we agree on this one. matt lauer from the "today" show taking heat for asking general motors ceo mary barra, if she can jug will. >> you said that your kids said they're going to hold you accountable for one job, and that is being a mom. >> correct. >> given the pressures of this job, at general motors, can you do both well? >> matt got a lot of blowback for that question. here his co-host discussing the controversy on the show. >> this is not a gender issue. this is a human issue, of work

and life balance. it's a parenting issue. >> i'm surprised the reaction you got. >> why wouldn't male ceos get that question. >> if a male ceo came out and said, i'm upset i missed my kid's prom, and as a father, yes, we would ask that male ceo that question. >> i agree with matt. >> me, too. >> what do you think, bob? >> i don't quite get the -- what the problem is here. i think it's something a lot of women face, who have kids. and have good jobs. some of the men faced it for a very long time, too, not being able to parent as well as they'd like to. i don't know if lauer has any kids, i wonder how much time he spends with them. >> the biggest sin for matt is he's out of touch. he committed a word crime. when you commit a word crime, that's almost like a physical deed. the new talk show host should

wear a shock collar. anytime he approaches the truth, a producer just shocks him. >> hit the button. >> yeah, hit the button so he doesn't say, hey, maybe it's hard for a woman to have a job and have kids. oh, my god! >> which is amazing. >> but how sexist -- you cannot pick up a woman's magazine that doesn't have an article about this issue every single month. >> yeah. >> i actually think that matt was asking the question everybody wanted to hear. but because he's a man, they want to attack him for it? >> if it's a conservative male -- >> there's all sorts of double standards. we call them like we see them. at this table. i think matt lauer, what he asked is absolutely appropriate. and i liked her answer. >> and maybe more journalists should ask male ceos that same question. do they catch flack for not pitching in at home. >> if a conservative asked that,

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if a democratic politician like hillary clinton appealed to voters on equality, she received speaking fees of close to $2 million from universities alone. many of which have increased tuition over that time. institutions themselves aren't necessarily footing the bill, but the offerings aren't good as out-of-touch. and someone who may announce her

presidential candidacy at year's end, or next year. the "washington post" today declared clinton to have had the worst week in washington, because the "washington post" group said it just looks bad for her. i don't care how much she gets paid, however much people want to pay her, that's great. but how long can she continue to straddle the fence? >> for a long time. and i say that, because the clintons have been doing this for decades. i mean, think about when they first came on the scene over 20 years ago. hillary clinton, her first scandal, was some shady cattle futures trading, where she made $100,000 from doing nothing. they have a history of this behavior. that's what got them in trouble in the first place. she looked horribly shady, horribly greedy, horribly rich, 30 years later, she looks like the same thing. if you look at the donations are given, their argument is this is a donation from a private donor

to the endowment at unlv, and it was specifically earmarked for hillary clinton. but these donations under the law are for scholarships, research facilities. this guy got a tax deductible donation that went right into the pocket of somebody who didn't need it. except for the scholarships of the students who do. the universities have allowed them to turn into these enron types, money laundering organizations where you ask yourself, if you want to influence the clintons, just give them money for a speech. this is the way they're going to influence policy, is, hey, give a speech, wink, wink. >> do you want to go on to bob? >> i just got to point out, that you have to remember that she's going through some financial issues. she's so poor, she can only throw reasonably priced lamps at bill. >> i think it is bad optics. the fact is, she was investigated on the futures issue and was exonerated. >> she can no longer afford pant

suits from pandas. >> let's move on to the jobs numbers today. this is something that if she becomes president, she will inherit. today bob is going to tell us, good numbers. i think they were good numbers. 293,000 jobs created in the month of june. that's a good thing. but there is the fine print. an interesting little nugget. but bob, we all agreed that you should have a chance to -- >> gloat. >> -- gloat. go for it. >> i so rarely get that chance with the obama administration. but this is very good numbers, very strong. i know what the argument is going to be. all of these people were not looking for work, they dropped out. my generation of the baby boomers, by the millions, are retiring every couple of years. and those people when they lost their jobs decided not to go back and look for work. >> bob, this is a different economy.

6.1% unemployment now is not the same as 6.1% unemployment in 2008. and the engine of the economy as we can tell is bad. a fresh coat of paint on the exterior won't help. we know it's not growing. according to the bureau of labor, this is the 49th time in 50 months that more job seekers gave up looking. so about 60% of america tomorrow is a day off. for 40%, it's friday. >> it's a pretty impressive number. what's your take on it? >> you need to keep up with the population growth. if you add the people who you just pointed out, whatever the number was, this month, if you add all of those over the same period of time, under barack obama, 9 million people have given up. they said, i can't find a job. it's too hard to find a job. >> 4 million to 5 million retiring. >> i'm overqualified to work at the jobs we're talking with. 9 million have given up looking for jobs.

>> that's right. because they went into retirement. >> no, no -- actively seeking who decided they can't get a job and left. if you had the 9 million back, unemployment rate approaches 10% in the country. now, stop it. i said it before. the bureau of labor -- >> can you ever said anything good about the president of the united states? >> thanks to obamacare, the -- >> have you given him credit for anything. >> >> if your goal is to make -- if your goal is to make sure that poor people aren't suffering as much at the expense of people who earn, then he's doing a great job, yes, he's doing everything he promised to do. >> you say it with that caveat. seriously, have you ever said anything -- >> if these numbers continue every single month, honestly, you win. but there have been so many false starts, so many record number of people on food stamps

and disability, i give you if they come in like this every single month, instead of these false starts, you win. >> good. >> and they got a lot more work to do. no time to go on vacation necessarily. greg's got an update on the felon who takes a good mug shot. gotten him a lot of attention from some admirers. he'll tell you the latest ahead. she's still the one for you.

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okay. safe to get back in the water? that question resonated in the minds of beachgoers since "jaws" was released. the number of sharks

particularly on the east coast skyrocketed. scientists warn this could lead to more attacks this summer. now, let me just say, i scuba dive for a hobby, used to, and i used to do it for work. i've been under the water with sharks. if you said there was a great white within 1,000 miles, i'm out of the water. >> how fast could you get out of the water? >> i wouldn't go. if somebody said there was a great white shark, they're very dangerous. these other sharks come up and hit people and think they're little schools of fish. >> would you just -- >> you wouldn't go? >> i would freak out. >> do you know how many sharks are within 1,000 miles of any ocean you're in? probably thousands of sharks. the odds of getting bitten by a shark? you obviously have more likelihood to be -- >> 1 in 4 million. >> is that right? >> i looked it up. >> you have this bad look on your face. did you get bit by a shake?

>> i'm deeply offended that we're calling this fish, or whatever this thing is, a great white. i mean, this is racist. we're linking whites to a man-eating shark. it's disgusting. >> what if you called it a great black is this. >> that would be even worse. look, you know, great whites. abraham lincoln, george washington is a great white. but not a shark. you know what's worse? bill o'reilly, dolphins, all they are is sharks that learned to smile. >> you've got to see a great white shark, as big as this table. >> yeah. >> so you don't want to be anywhere near it. he would have you as an appetiz appetizer. are you kidding me? >> don't you think the real warning should be sharks, watch out for humans? >> well, i'm telling you, if you're underwater with sharks, it would be no good. >> a lot are killed an hour. >> 11,000 sharks an hour? >> are killed by humans every

single day. >> that's mostly chinese. >> they should watch out for us. more people will eat shark this weekend. >> the shark community is so close-knit. i go out there a lot and talk to them. they're concerned. they like obama. but they're not sure he's really looking out for them. >> we've got to get out of here. >> it's important to know that these segments on the sharks are a public service announcement. >> we've got a huge number of shark sightings. one more thing is up next. and don't worry about the sharks. they're not going to bother you.

time for one more thing. i'll kick it off for the week. roll it. so many choices this week. hobby lobby decision, bill ayers. it came down to this young lady right here. 19-year-old shannon connelly, arrested for trying to join the terror group isis, because she fell in love with a tunisian terrorist. arrested at the denver international airport. and told the fbi what she was up to. she was actually going to join isis. shannon connelly -- >> fell in love with a bad boy. >> maybe love, but definitely -- >> i think they could make it

work, eric. >> all right. greg, you're up. >> all right. what can you say. japanese politician, busted for embezzling or something. but he apologizes. and, wow. [ speaking foreign language ] >> that's how it's done, bob. >> his english is not very good. >> that's how i felt when they canceled "all my children. ". >> they did? >> i don't know. >> you're up. >> america lost a really great american today. if you don't know the story of louis ebberini, look it up. there was a great book written

about him. it's called "unbroken." he was an olympian, and fought in world war ii, he infortunately had to spend 47 days on a raft. he was rescued, picked up by the japanese, taken to a torture camp. he comes back and becomes an inspirational speaker. that story is absolutely amazing. on the fourth of july, teach your kids about him. he's an amazing person and america's going to miss him. >> amen. bobby? >> i never have anything to promote on the show obviously. but now i do. what we're seeing is the least tech guy here, which is true. but i have decided to go forward here and open up a web page august 1st, open up a podcast called where's the beef. now working right now, i have instagram, and here's the instagram. bob underscore beckel. i tell you one thing, that's all i know about it. that is all i know about it.

>> just wait. >> we've been trying to send out pictures on this set for the last four minutes. but it will happen. there it is. >> all right. >> you posting photos of yourself makes me very, very nervous. >> i don't blame you. >> but i'll follow you, because i'll bet it's going to be fun. so the creator of wonder woman said he does not want linda carter to be considered a feminist. that's how bad the "f" word is a branding problem. i think we have this photo of linda carter. there it is. with a magic unicorn. i don't know what's so bad about the "f" word. jones said i don't want to call wonder woman a feminist. >> have an amazing fourth of july, everybody.

our independence day special right here on "the five." we want to wish a special happy birthday to paul esion, who is turning 97 tomorrow on the fourth of july. he's a navy vet and still a darn good softball player. see you then. most unwelcome holiday guest. hurricane arthur crashes the fourth of july party for millions along the east coast. this is "special report." good evening. i'm doug in for bret bair. the governor of north carolina are warning people about riding out hurricane arthur. mandatory evacuations have been ordered ahead of the first named storm of the atlantic hurricane season. with the fourth of july tomorrow, it could not have come at a worse time for the holiday travelers and businesses that depend on them. live at kill devil hills, north carolina, good evening, jonathan