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record." you can tweet me on greta wire. you can keep up with the latest news in his case on gretawire.com and of course right here "on the record." good night. tonight on a very special "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" how much due cute pets with dyed hair and stupid outfits hate their owners? it is the story getting more attention than anthony cumia combined. are they trying to deport anthony cumia? >> it is the right thing to do and it is the christian thing to do and it is incredibly practical. and tiny boat or giant rubix cube. anthony cumia leads the discussion in this summer's controversial debate. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now, let's welcome our guests. if looks could kill she would
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murder you and convince a jury it was self-defense. i am here with remi spencer. that's with an i and not a y, remi. and she is hotter than an easy bake oven at a girl scout bakeover. and she operates on a dim bulb. it is joanne nosuchunsky. he has sod, puppy dog eyes. there is a puppy dog in the green room with the same eyes. it is andy levey and puppy eye remover. it was here or the unemployment line. did something happen over the holidays when i was away? former radio personality anthony kumia. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, greg, you look like you are into fitness. maybe we could get our pump on together sometime. >> well, start with economic news. the white house says the budget deficit will drop to $583 billion. that's the lowest level of
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president obama's tenure. last year's deficit was $680 billion and the congressional budget office predicts a lower budget for the year-ending september 30th. who pr we kidding? let's address the elephant in the room, the racist elephant. you can't spell rant without ant. anthony seen here in a moment of quiet reflection was fired by siriusxm after he posted a bunch of unusual tweets following a feet with a black woman in time square. he wrote, so i am taking pic at nyc and a black girl twho was in frame punched me in the face. i called her an f-ing and then weird language i don't understand. >> it was a cartoon. >> because that's what she was. then she punched me. she is lucky i'm a white gun owner and then other gave me
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the word. violent savage own the streets. they came to defend this pig. i had to yell like a dog. the automatic jump to violence in that community is astounding. obviously anthony's twitter feed had been hacked. he was volunteering at the time at a children's hospital, right? >> nobody would have believed me. i didn't even mention it. >> why are you protecting jim norton? >> that's my goal in life, protect my buddy jimmy norton. >> you didn't pull an anthony wiener. >> my brother at some point said can't you say somebody got your phone? i it doesn't work like that. first of all people who listened to me on the air would have known yeah he talks like that on the show all the time. for 10 years at siriusxm i had spoken like that. stringing together lines of obscenities and sensical non
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fashion. >> why didn't you wait a day? >> that's not what twitter is all about. it is instant pounding of a situation or a person you are mad at. yeah, maybe that would have been better to think out the wording perhaps. >> maybe if you rhymed. >> a rhyme would have been good too. to a nice beach perhaps. >> but things were pretty bad. >> yes, it was -- well i was pissed. i was assaulted in time square allegedly. if you listen to any left wing story that is agenda driven and they never acknowledged i was hit. >> you were punched in the face and my first question was how can you tell? >> that's true.
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>> so let's start again. you were in time square at 4:00 a.m. and i assume you were drunk? >> no, no. i was actually in town. i had meetings, and then when i said that of course jimmy norton said alcoholics anonymous and things like that. i was in town and so instead of going back to my apartment i decided it is a beautiful night and it is time square and it is empty and one of the most photographed place on earth. let me take a few pictures. i have a nice camera that takes great low light pictures. i decided to do that. not knowing i would be assaulted. it is terrible. >> you didn't call the cops though. >> that's another then i am catching crap for. it didn't happen because they didn't call the cops. i have known many cops and talked to them many times. if i would have called one of them to say a girl hit me, it doesn't quite wash.
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i don't think they care first of all. i am not going to use up the police resources in the pin cal of the free world to say a girl hit me. >> i don't want to state the obvious, but you should have called me. >> i will do that a next time. >> what would you have done? >> i would have went into the police department and made a report and simmons. >> it would have been the smart move. >> no, i think you handled it perfectly. >> the best thing you can do is go back after you have had a few drinks and get on twitter and then tweet these things that i can't even repeat. >> i was livid. i defy anybody to be that angry, especially ever a an assault, and come off reasonable. you are angry. i wanted to make a point and boy did i ever. >> were you also hungry? >> do you think hunger was there? >> was the point you wanted to make you were sick of your job? >> that could have been one of the points.
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i found myself clock watching during the morning, sure. >> i follow you on twitter and i go, oh, man. that oh man moment is like once every two weeks. oh he did it again. this one is like oh, -- could i have sworn you did it -- >> this could be the big one is what it looked like. i have been called outspoken on twitter many times. i have my points of view which had been voiced on the radio show for many years. >> outspoken code foraysist. for racist. >> if you read those, honestly people picked it apart. it wasn't racist. >> how is it not racist? how can you say that? >> i was talking about people that instantly go to violence. she called my a white mother f-e and inconstantly hit me in the face. i addressed her and other people that act like that.
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>> that's not how your tweets read. you kept saying they. >> animals, yes. the people that would assault you. >> that's not how it read. >> sorry, i am no hemming way. >> i think that gets to greg's point. >> mario hemming way? >> basically, let me ask you this. who was the word savages and animals directed at because the general consensus is you were saying all blacks. >> no, that's the misconception. i was saying people that act like this, and i address that there is a huge violence problem in the black community. >> often by the way you address that almost obsessively. >> look, let me tell you something. it has been addressed by pastors, reverends church groups and rallies and all kinds of things. we must silence the violence and save the children, tell them not to act with violence. go through the news clip u.s. and can come up -- come up with tons of these. the second i addressed it and said there is indeed a
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violence problem i am the bad guy that just said all blacks are violent. i didn't say that. i said there was a problem. >> the problem is you said that right around the same tweet where you said they are savages. >> should i have taken a breath? >> they always say don't send an angry e-mail. wait 24 hours. it has to be the same for social media. >> you would just gotten madder. >> there should be a five-day waiting period like they have for gun purchases for twitter. >> i need a background check and all of that stuff? >> no, or you have to have a twitter mechanism that is a two-hour delay and you can come back and have a happened -- sandwich. it is a fair point and siriusfm, it is odd that this -- you talk like this on your show which is fine. they fired you over what is on
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social media which strikes me as as -- >> it is terrible. >> i was for 10 years on siriusxm. i would address these issues and i would make jokes and talked about it and used double on -- entandra and innuendos. >> innuendos doesn't mean that. >> so to fire me for something on social media is hipocritical i think. there wasn't even any outrage. no one approached siriusxm and said you have to fire him. it was such a nay geek re-- such a kneejerk reaction in this day and age. it is dangerous to speak your mind especially on race or sex. >> two quick points. first of all, i think if sirius had waited a week they wouldn't have had to do anything because the social media would have moved on and forgotten about it. >> it always does. >> the point is when you say the things on your radio show,
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you are saying it to listeners who know you you. when you tweet it, even though most of the people that follow you probably listen to you, there are other people who don't, and they are like what the hell is this? and then gawker and places like that. >> people like gawker who has to then point it out and hold it up in front of people who never cared in the first place? it is dangerous. we are on our own big brother. >> i don't disagree, but that's the difference between like twitter and singing on the radio show. i think it is hipocritical for siri us to fire you for basically saying the same kinds of things you say on the show. >> sure. >> but in this case a they were dealing -- they were like, yeah, people that don't listen to the show just discovered this. what do we do? >> would you have changed your wording if you could go back in time? if grege had a time machine? >> i would go back to 1955!
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with hindsight of course. i guess i will change the words around a little bit. no, i was angry and i pointed out things that i noticed and i saw that night, that very night in time square. i took a lot of pictures. i took a lot of pictures of a lot of people going on in new york. i got punched in the face by a woman whose first words after she heard the shutter click was a racist comment. she called me white mother f-er. why am i the guy who has to be the kind person who doesn't want to insult the person assaulting me? it is ridiculous. >> it is a fair point. i used to get all ticked off about stuff people said, and then i realized that it is meaning less. really it is actions that hurt. i can't get worked up about really offensive things anymore or anything deemed offensive because there are so
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many more awful things going on, people getting punched in the face. it is rare for somebody to take pictures in time square by the way. >> that's the other thing. i was being killed on twitter about taking peck tours. what is she taking pictures of? i have a $5,000 camera with an 8 inch lens and people think i have my cell phone and taking up skirts. i am taking beautiful pictures of new york city. >> if sirius gave you your job back if you uh apologize would you? >> i will never apologize. even if they came back and said will you? i didn't do anything wrong. this is completely -- this is exactly who i am. i am not seen going to deny it. i go off on tears like this. i curse and i say horrific things about people who piss me off and that's exactly what i did. why am i going to apologize and say i am different or i changed? i haven't. it would be a phony bogus apology. if it happened again i would do the same thing. >> don't you think you should
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go to rehab? >> well, you weren't the first person to suggest that. >> actually the woman who punched me -- punched him talked about that very topic. >> i heard they are really nice. >> i have to check that out. >> greg and i talked about this earlier which is neither here nor there, but are you amazed she hasn't come forward and nobody has sought her out? >> not really. i think more people are amazed that didn't see her and interact with her. she didn't come off like a woman that would be very hip on the news. or read social media or read much of anything. i think she either worked at the strip club that was across the street from where she punched me , or she is a street walker, a hooker. she fit the profile for that. >> because she was out at 4:00 a.m.? >> at 4:00 a.m. and dressed like that. >> and you had the camera out there at 4:00 a.m. >> by the way, both of those noble professions. >> if she was on the fence
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about coming forward, she might want to respond to that now. >> i would love for her to come forward and prove that she was a -- >> well we have a surprise, anthony. >> oh let's bring her out, everybody. >> no, we are not that good. yes, we brought you this glass of water. we couldn't find the woman. question, well the opi expe anthony -- opie and anthony show be opie and somebody else? >> i think it is opie and jimmy at this point? >> are you annoyed by it? >> i am not annoyed. for siriusxm to say here is a show who for 20 years it has been opie and anthony and let's just pull them out. but there is contractual crap they have to deal with. it made me feel good so many people canceled the subs subs and can subscribe to my show. you have to go to anthony cumea.com and all of the info
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will be there. >> that will be your pod cast. >> unsensorred completely. >> this is what i laugh about. because before you really held back. >> i don't know what could be smarter than a completely unsensorred show. >> do what i do. when bad things happen i go home and journal. i i journal and then chamomile tea and watch my shows. and then i say do i still feel bad? >> affirmations. >> you have been fired before. have you been fired more times than i have. >> this is something that has happened over the years. at first you are like, oh man, now what? and then you come up with things. things happen. i'm a mover and shaker. >> i have a feeling you are not hurting financially. >> racism has been very good to me. it paid well.
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>> obviously it was a joke. >> people don't understand jokes. two days after, a day after i was fired i had my big fourth of july party. i have friends believe it or not that are black. ah! i took pictures -- >> just because their last name is black does president make -- doesn't make them black. >> i thought it did. i took pictures and posted them on twitter. i said shear me and my bestie. and they said is he really trying show he has friends. you don't understand that is a joke? that is so ludicrous and ridiculous to think you could do that? and then we sang "ebony and ivory" down at the care row key. it was a -- care row key. it was a beautiful moment. >> i should have called it an exclusive. i forgot to. that's what "red eye" does. we have a guy on in the news and we don't promote it. we were busy thinking about other things. >> the world is craze ay.
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crushed when she posted a photo on twitter during the u.s. and belgium match. it shows her standing over a dead antelope with the caption why the -- "hunting is not a matter of life and death. it is much more important than that. ready to hunt americans today" haha. self-righteous outrage ensued and she 8 poll. >>ed -- she apologized. you should date her. she is too old for you. couldn't resist. although l'oreal refused to say whether the picture had actually got her canned, they insist also they no longer test on animals and now it is the other way around.
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>> that is the most productive thing i have ever seen a dog do. usually you have to worry about their stench and they have to worry about yours. she was young and impressionable and because of one picture they crushed her dreams. is this an act of war? no, it is l'oreal, you can't actually invade l'oreal. should we destroy their reputation? >> i will not agree with the description of this poor girl. this is a young girl who fell into a great opportunity. ii don't understand why anyone is surprised that a 17-year-old had something stupid and embarrassing and offensive on her twitter page. >> is it offensive that she has a dead antelope -- >> it was a stupid statement. it is more important than life and death? hunting is more important than life and death and now i am going to hunt americans? it is illogical.
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>> it is a joke. >> i didn't find it funny as an american. >> were you offended? >> yes. >> i see what you are doing. >> i love america. >> so you are just glad there is one less girl you have to compete with, joanne? >> yep. listen, she is still winning at life. she has great skin and beautiful hair. she will be hired again to do another modelling job if that's what she wants, but not by pe st a. >> give her the benefit of the doubt. she is beautiful. give her anything. >> what do you make of this, anthony? >> terrible. it really is like the book "1984" where you truly have to apologize. you have to repent before they kill you anyway. and that's what it is.
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she apologized and it did no good. they threw her ass right out there anyway. and lore -- l'oreal, how many years did they do experiments on animals? >> they are no longer. >> and hunting is the worst thing in the world to show on -- i don't know. >> if you are eating meat, any of those people mad at her, are you a hipocrite. she kills what she eats. the meat is tough. you eat antelope. how are you supposed to get a career started in life when people comb through your life trying to tear you down. >> i would like to congratulate the commenters who congratulated her on this. how she could think she would have a job after posting a picture of herself hunting? just the nerve of someone like that. and a huge shoutout to the media .
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her hard-hitting reporting got results. we wouldn't have known about the facebook comments. >> we wouldn't have done the story. >> as americans we have a right to know what facebook commenters are saying. we need to know what they are saying. we want you on the facebook wall. we need you on the facebook wall. kudos to you. >> i can say this to anybody here. i am so grateful that the internet was not around when i was 20. i was always posing with dead animals. it is something i did. it was a hobby of mine. there are a lot of things going missing for my hobby. anyway, i don't know who i am talking to. >> i often counsel young women. i would like to offer my help to her during this time. >> i am boycotting l'oreal. easy to do because i never used their products. >> i am not. >> you are not? >> no, i can't do that. >> succumbing to on-line
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hysteria is a disease. they don't realize it only lasts a couple hours and then you move on and then somebody loses a job. >> at some point companies will learn they don't have to cave because people on social media have nothing better to do than to be outraged. >> amen. >> i am not counting you. >> this is apples and oranges. >> she is anteloping. >> i don't think attractive young women should be treated like that. i give a crap what happens to you. >> i like the stand you are taking. they do have it rough in life. anthony has been cruising along. >> there is a double standard. >> there is. coming up, a story about a new deviant lifestyle.
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in barbecue. on thursday president obama if that's his real name took time out from not visiting the border to stop by a famous barbecue joint in austin which is in texas. bet that wasn't the only joint he took in. am i right, america? franklin is not only known for its bris skit, but the hour long line customers have to wait in. but the wait doesn't apply if you are bough rom hue -- barack obama. he strolled in and then did the unthinkable. >> is that true? i feel a little bad, but -- >> how unbelievable was this? the owner said he thinks the
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president is the first person ever to cut in line there. he knows a lot about lines. clearly the only way to address this is in a segment called -- now apparently legendary. remi, you said in the green room, and quite loudly, this is the perfect example of obama's imperial presidency and can't be impeached soon enough. >> that sounds like something i would say. and we have discussed this. i don't talk in the green room it was an interesting exchange between the president and the people. nobody expects him to wait on a line for lunch. >> or in line. on-line is not the correct way of saying it. >> the on-line thing -- it is in line. if you look down is there a
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line painted on the ground? >> excuse me. >> no, there isn't. >> what are you in? >> you are in line and not on a line. >> i am from new jersey and i am on a line and down the shore. that's the way it goes. nobody expected him to wait in line, and you didn't introduce the story with all of the facts. we should point out that he was kind enough to offer to pay for the people who he cut in front of. >> yes we were going to get that, and with our tax dollars. >> they went ahead and took advantage of the situation because these people were so upset that they ordered more food than they could have possibly eaten themselves. over a hundred dollars of lunch food and asked the president to pay for it. >> you are an obama uh poll gist. >> i am putting all of the facts out there. >> you should be impeached.
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>> i am the boss. i am a good boss. >> a n thon knee, -- anthony he paid for two customers and should he have paid for everyone? >> he should have. they should have just went and found the wealthiest people in the restaurant and rifled through their pockets and then paid for everybody. it would have been more conducive to his politics. >> he is so entitled anyway of course he cut the line and probably didn't think anything about it. >> joanne, i happen to believe because he is president he is allowed to wait in line because it costs us money when he if i were president i would go to disneyland over and over again. i would go to a water slide and keep going because i can because i am president. does that sound correct to you? >> i think he should have waited in line. i definitely would give him lessons in pretending to be
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humble which i am good at. waiting in lines in one of them. if he did that though, i can assure you that the owner and manager would have come out in two minutes and been like, let me take care of you. as opposed to walking on in there and disregarding everyone's patience? >> he should act like you when you are outside a nightclub on 10th avenue. just stand there like this. >> and then accidentally drop something. >> and then some bouncer points at you like this. >> he actually does one of these. >> and if you have ever been to six flags great adventure there is no surprise there. >> what? >> cutting. >> people cut all the time. >> i have never been to six flags. it is an -- it is an east coast thing. i understand you have an update to this story? >> i don't, greg. look, is it a surprise that a
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president wants to let undocumented immigrants cut in line would let them. this is exactly what woo show have expected. this man does not believe in american exceptionalism, but he believes in obama exceptionalism. >> that's a strong comment. what does he do, wait in line for three hours? >> first of all the secret service would not let that happen. that's a security nightmare. >> point of reference here. when was the last time either of you waited in a line? >> i wait in line at the bank every week. i am the only person that still deposits checks in the bank. >> people recognize you and want to meet you. >> the unemployment line. >> are you collecting unemployment? >> i should. how much do you think i will get? >> you have been putting enough into it for the last 20 or 30 years. >> have i to pay for the new jag. >> is that some kind of surgical implants. >> the guns need bullets.
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>> god bless them. >> and america. i am all about america and the fact that my shirt needs to be buttoned, but that's another story and it is too late. if i button it now, it ruined the continuity. a picture is worth a thousand brain waves a. a company is developing a software that will take a picture by thinking about it. the mind blowing app works with a brain monitor to interpret brain activity and will cause the camera to snap a photo. that's great. think brrrr it some more and your -- think about it some more and your head will explode. it will lead to embarrassing accidents. you look down and take a picture and load it to social media. >> call me crazy or a conspiracy theorist. i don't believe this exists.
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embrowning it -- i don't think it is real. i don't think it is actually real. if it is, it takes you to an extreme conclusion. none of us has a single ounce of privacy left. if there is a device out there that can read your mind and your thoughts, it doesn't -- i don't think it is possible. >> does it work if it is punched in the face? >> if you had this instead of a camera nothing would have happened. >> it would have been great. >> you need to be the spokesperson for this. >> you documented the entire thing. >> bly -- by the way, you will be selling something. >> i am william divine and this is my house. anyway, where am i, joanne. you don't like concentrating.
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you once told me it is like your brain running upstairs. >> it is hard. >> yes, it is hard. >> your quads start burning. >> you won't buy this? >> i won't, but not for that reason. it is something you have to attach to the device. the brain monitors are a pad you put on your forehead and no outfit goes with that. and then there is the matter of selfies and editing my photos so i look tanner. i can't do that if it immediately up loads. >> but there will be a part on your body that will be your ego and it will take care of it. it says fix it, fix it, fix it. >> you can't find self-esteem, can you? >> self-esteem is usually at the bottom of the bottle. that's where you have to look for it. >> and if there is -- if it is empty you get another one. >> you love your privacy.
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some say a little too much. will this new contraption violate it? >> i think it is a real thing. it is not like it is reading your mind. but i think this is better than plain old google glass. as you pointed out, you have to -- with google glass you may not see the person. with this thing you notice it instantly. for the time the person can take the picture you can walk up and punch them in the face. >> when you are talking about google glass and i think we are going to take a break. our frightened correspondent gets scared so you don't have to. i ruined that one. ♪
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lenses in for six months goes blind after a microscopic bug devoured her eyeballs. doctors say the single cell ameba had the perfect conditions to thrive between the lens and her eyeball. of course no one is more terrified at this than "red eye" correspondent. this has to be the most frightening contact lens related story you have ever covered, am i right? >> that's right, greg. this is scarier than my story about how contact lenses decrease corneal density which even i am not that scared of. >> that's true. it has that one beat. >> by a long shot. >> should all contact lens wearers be worried about eye eating bugs as you have always been? >> of course they should. heck, i got contact they say you can wear for 30 day expiz wash them every hours. i don't want to go back to glasses. i am a genius. i am a coward. me and glasses would be world cup for bullies and no one wants to see that. ease -- especially brazil.
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>> i like you can work in some topical soccer humor. does it really take six months or could a bug grow in either eyeballs in a few hours? >> it can take as little as a week. until scientists invent a cure and then decades later it will end up reemerging that it will only take a few hours. >> i don't understand the science, joe. do you? >> it seems when they cure something it comes back way worse. >> it does. the next topic. he is so right on that. doctors in germany say they have tweeted a heavy metal fan for a brain injury he sustained while head banging. after the 50-year-old complained of headaches they found he had a brain bleed and needed to drill a hole to drain the blood. i am a metal head and there are a lot of heavy metal fans around the world. could it lead to wiping out millions of people? >> it sure could.
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luckily heavy metal has fallen out of favor with a lot of america's youth, but they switched to other forms of terrible music such as rap. >> but rap is safer? >> i don't know. i heard a fellow raping about how much money he had and how cool crime was. that's the guy who is begging to get robbed. >> that is a good point. i never put that together. are you at least going to try to get the word out now to metal fans to stop head banging? >> i am trying, but they rarely listen to me, greg. i told this one fella i saw head banging that you can enjoy the music by sitting quietly and he called me a tool. tools don't have brain bleeds and so i am the biggest tool ever. >> you are. you are one of my favorite tools. tool, a great metal band. next topic, the associated press said it will start to use robots to write automated
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business articles. they say instead of producing 300 stories manually, the move will allow them to provide thousands of automated earning reports for companying each year. do you trust the robot to report accurately? >> no, i do not, sir. i imagine there is a story about robots attacking people. guess what. they are not going to blame the robots. they will blame it on a random youtube video. >> will they take over journalism altogether? >> it could certainly happen. what a if these robots are efficient and cost less and then regular reporters don't have jobs and they replace the frightened correspondent with a row bat that only cares about computer viruses. >> i have to go to the next story. the gop candidate running for michigan state representative dropped out after details of his unusual past sex habits got out. george haskins would pull out the spark plugs and rev the
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engine and then masturbate. this is one of the scarest fetishes i have heard of. does it terrify you? >> this is worse than the pre marital sex i heard about in college. >> do you have any idea what it is about spark plugs that got him so excited? >> i don't, greg. the only thing that is good about a car is it gets you to point-a to point-b. if you want to talk a about cars, talk about the air bags. >> you could get turned on by that. don't you kind of admire him for stepping down? if it was anthony wiener he would have stayed in the race. >> i do admire him. if it was anthony wiener he would do it again and step down and do it again and step down and do it again and win. >> do you have any fetishes we should know about? >> marriage.
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friends later this morning at 8:00 a.m eastern so set your alarm. she will. brand new "red eye" returns on monday. >> meanwhile, last story. that's the last story. >> it's trophy kill made them ill. steven spielberg did not poach a dinosaur despite what idiots on the web think. this photo was posted as a joke and ended up getting shared 30,000 times. the caption reads disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a triceratop he just slaughtered the speilberg photo showing him with a prop was obviously taken on the set of "jurassic park".
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and another added, disgusting. i met he only kept the horns. is this why the internet is horrible or awesome? >> it's awesome. there are so many stupid people on the internet. people are mad at newman for mishandling so many of those embryos. there is a whole roe versus wade thing going on. it's terrible. >> and >> "jurassic park" is legendary. i thought this was a joke. for guests to laugh about it. there are people that thought this is real then got offended by it. who knew they can get outraged by something. >> they're running out of things to get outraged. >> maybe it's a real dinosaur.
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speilberg is rich and clever enough to create it. >> it is. he tnt kill it. it's napping obviously. its mouth is open and drooling a little bit. there is no weapon near him. before this makeup and hair, that is what it look like. what is so great is that they're not limited to 140 characters you can write novels. >> people going crazy. explain why these photos are problematic? >> well, let me tell you what is problematic. these are the people that get people fired >> it's true. >> that is important to remember. these people get people lose their jobs because these people posted things on facebook. this isn't funny. we've given these people the power, they're using it. >> that is true. >> they're worse than terrorists
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