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that's the first story. people say you are the perfect idiot, greg. i sigh you are not perfect, but you are doing all right. >> thank you. he is on a vein campaign. brad jenkins, seen here, an associate director in the white house public engagement, whatever that means, usually spends his team getting -- his time getting hollywood celebrities to push obama's agenda. and now he wants their vote. on on monday he had his intern write to the artist e-mail list explaining, quote, i know brad would be honored if you voted for his nomination for "the hills" most beautiful list for 2014. share on facebook and twitter, whatever that is, mike. we knew the white house was concerned about appearances. the e-mail included jenkins' bio and it notes that he was, quote, part of the brains behind president obama's emmy nominated appearance on "between two ferns." jenkins' campaign is the subject of tonight's -- back

by popular demand it is another edition of only in obama's america. in uh diecious to our regular panelists we have a great group of folks. it is a special audience panel. welcome, everyone. i hope i can get to all of you in time. i know you must have insightful things to say. a quiet bunch. gill i don't think we -- -- i de time. >> they are well behaved. this guy works for us, the government, and he is busy trying to get on a best looking list in a local paper. only in obama's america? >> a man like brad jenkins wouldn't need help, greg. he is dreamy and would have won hands down. >> it is true. why did he need to do this? >> he is a little vein. vanity goes with that job. >> cooperate -- couldn't agree more, jim. >> i like that you pal around. it adds lightheartedness to

the pam. to the panel. mike, you are beautiful. you don't need an intern to pressure people to vote for you. this is shameless and vein and might i add only in obama's america. jay i think you are right. -- >> i think you are right. we have a full compliment of interns. i have several of them. they are still at the office and voting for me. it was the sexiest intelligence of 2014 and running with the sentinel ceo. my only concern with this story is maybe because i am wrong and i don't understand anything about it, but he is vie laight the hatch act. >> really? >> i don't understand that. >> neither do i. i heard it today. it was when i didn't pay attention. it sounded good. >> i always wanted to have a hatch in my room so i can go down and hide. >> or in the back of your pajamas. >> that's because i have a bit

of an ibf problem. >> an escape and entry hatch. >> that's unnecessary. in his bio, on the hills website, it says his 11-month-old daughter's photos on facebook gets likes from the rapper common and actress, get this, it is connie britain. name dropping is a sign of beauty as well, isn't it? >> that was one of my talking points. there are so many hilarious levels to how disgusting this story is. first you have a guy who cares about being on the stupid list. and then vut 50 most beautiful list for washington, d.c. which is like a list of the 50 most conservative people at msnbc or the 50 smartest people at media matters. >> vow saying it is populated with trolls? >> yeah. >> and then he had as you said an intern use the white house e-mail list for this. it is a clear violation of the hatch act. and then to top it off, after the buzz feed wrote this

article he got a tweet from the hills director of audience engagement saying i saw your story on seeking the hills list. here is the leng if you want to add it. here is the link if you want to add it. she is looking for publicity and he is writing the story saying what the hell is going on here? this is amazing. >> it is disgusting in obama's america. >> only in obama's america. >> only in obama's america. joanne, you are our chief female on the panel. do you find this man beautiful or just simply resols sigh -- repulsive in his desperation to be noticed? >> i find him good looking, but this is a family show, so i can't go into detail about what i really think. what is fascinating about this, i really appreciate his he is enthusiastic about this award to be called beautiful, but this was only for a nomination. what is he going to do as the voting continues?

how far will he go? >> have i a few suggestions on my own. did the intern mark on him? that intern is awesome for doing the nation's work. >> i imagine that the e-mails went out and somebody caught win and it is not a violation of the hack act. it does not cover electronic communication. it was written in 1740. >> wow. >> that's the second term i think. >> this is the type of guy and if he would have made the list he would then say i am not interested in such triviality. i had a buddy who wanted to get in the under 30 for some business week magazine. and he tried, he had people calling and they said i am not interested. >> i am far too busy. it would have been a great pick up line. that's one of the bars in dc.

>> and he would have the magazine on his coffee table and he would do the david brent thing. he would slide it at you. then he would say -- you he would be moving it around a and wherever you put your hand it would land on the magazine. it would be leak the guy would go for his drink and he would say how about right here? >> we should have a camera over the table. >> nobody had any idea what i was talking about. frankly it is a shame because i was making a good point. >> his job is out reach to hollywood celebrities. in this administration that makes him like the most important person in the world. >> he is like our vice president. >> and biden is actually lower than him. all right, they are wary of his library. the justice department is investigating a float at a small town fourth of july parade because it featured a scary mannequin on the door of an outhouse labeled obama presidential library. yes, a member of the department's community relations team which checks

out disputes about discrimination went to norfolk, it is pronounced nor-fork, but it is spelled like norfolk. the town mayor and the parade organizers, the float flap started after a parade attendee from kenya, much lirk our president -- much like our president, explained that it was a racist statement. the guy behind it admitted, yeah, he is a racist. >> i do not have a racist bone in my body. i am a hate monger. there is no connotation that that is a representative. i think people assumed that and that was an error on their part. >> is the white house trying to limit free speech? there may be one solution which we will discuss in our segment -- welcome back to

improving impeachment for men today. baker, is this a good use of the justice department's time or a great use? >> this is a typical use. this is the most thin skinned, sensitive administration. you would have to go back to taft. taft was known as -- i don't know if you know this, jim does, but taft was known as a thin skinned, son of a bitch. >> he would be upset you called him that. >> of course he would be. for them to do this, it is insane. now, is it funny the parade float is it funny? no, but what the hell are they doing sending a teen down there for this? it is another example. look at eric holder's comments the other day. this is what they do. >> hang on, mike. thin skinned and sensitive, those are racial code words, aren't they? >> is that like a dog whistle? >> i heard something. >> i take it back. i don't want to upset anyone. >> outhouses are your

specialty. you prefer the first floor and not the second floor. >> you bet i do. you are right, sir. you know, this is clearly there is no place for it. >> there isn't. you know what, -- >> i never said those words before. >> xenophobic is a fear of the war a yes, sir princess. warrior princess. >> lucy lawless. >> she is an interesting gal. i would like to get to know that gal. have a couple of drinks, nothing romantic. >> leave her to the dirty talk. >> why is our justice department going there when we have immigration crisis in that direction over there? >> i am glad the naacp spoke up. i am glad they are not busy nominating donald sterling for another word and looking at the pertinent issues. >> joanne, the guy behind the

float, the mannequin representing himself, not obama. he is mad about how obama contributed to the v.a. mess. he would say that, wouldn't he? >> well yeah, because he is right. jay is he? >> i think so. why does this have to be racist? why can't he think our president is not doing a good job? >> because that can't happen. >> he likes "walking dead" they are zombies and he likes libraries and he ran out of supplies so it looked like an outhouse. he couldn't make it bigger. it may have been in poor taste, but what parade floats aren't? >> that's true. and the last time i checked being in poor taste is not illegal or this show would not exist. >> and you do know that this may be racist, but how come the one when the cartoonist did about bush in 2006 that wasn't considered racist. >> yeah. mike lukavich. >> i knew his name, but i didn't want to say it. >> he needs the publicity.

andy, you basically took my question i was going to ask. should obama be impeached? >> yes. >> thank you. >> the political satire is only acceptable if it is aimed at republicans or conservatives or libertarians. that's what makes them different. you can make fun of those people. you cannot make fun of democrats. not in obama's america. >> are we steel on that -- are we still on that segment? >> if you want to say this is racist, you have to explain why. the burden of proof is on you. you can't say a portrayal of the president's library as an outhouse is racist because it is black and get away with it. if your argument is well the intended message of the float didn't come true, then your complaint is with the guy that did it. either way you shouldn't be calling the feds. the doj, they may have had to get involved and they may have been contacted. if that's the case, fine as

long as they quickly realize there is nothing there and take their dumb asses back to washington or whatever field office they came from. >> they don't have to get involved. they can treat that as another crank call. >> you don't know that. >> i do know that. >> it clearly states -- >> they are in violation of several ordinances. >> absolutely. >> diligence, what is the name of your company? >> sentinal. >> it is tearing our show apart. >> and he is right about the department of justice getting involved because of taft's sensitivity. i have to give you credit. i thought i was the only one who knew about that. >> jim and i spent years together. >> so i can tell. a male thor no more. the god of thunder will soon be a goddess. i learned about it where i get all of my super hero news. >> it is a huge day in the marvel universe right now.

thor, the god of thunder, he messed up. he is no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his. and for the first time in his vee -- in history that hammer is being held by a woman. >> yes, marvel made the announcement on "the view" in an effort to woo women readers. can they read? the big chested beauty will be a long blonde haired slightly bigger chested beauty. the new thor continues the tradition of strong female characters like storm, black widow and other characters you have never heard of. thor is now a woman's role. roll animation. >> welcome to another edition of only in obama's america. we are joined by our studio panel audience and we are eager to get everyone's thoughts on thor. first we start with our resident comic book expert.

i almost said something else. is this some kind of female empower meant thing? >> as long as she is hot we will be okay with it. >> that's good. >> they are selling a product and they want to expand their audience. women, the large demographic that they can tap into, sure, but shouldn't she be the goddess of thunder? >> i have no idea. i disagree with everything you have said. >> jim, women like to look at men. like if they want to -- do you think women want thor to be a woman? they want thor to be thor. >> i don't know how many are looking at thor. when was the last time they pecked up a comic book and said look at this dishy broad? she is a stupid thor. >> love it. >> are you december gusted by that -- are you disgusted by that, joanne a? >> a little bit. >> is this pan doring to

women? >> i absolutely think it is pan doring to women. when ever i check the pulse of america on issues of importance i do the same thing. i check with my daughter who is 20 years old and a bit of an authority on this. i mentioned it to her and she said what a load of [bleep]. >> your daughter has a dirty mouth like that? >> it is the parenting skills i brought to the table. her point being well taken. you know, this is ridiculous. of course it is pandering to women. >> he can't change -- sexuality is so fluid, mike, i can't believe how rigid your definition of gender values and gender definitions are. it is disgusting. >> i pride myself on myra gid tee. on my raw rigidity. i don't know what i said there. you call her the fraud of thunder. >> only in obama's ascar.

>> i don't know what that is? >> it is where the gods live. it is the actual people who go to the movies. >> rut ceo of sentinal. >> yes, i am. as marvel says, the inscription reads who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy shall possess the power of thor. it is time to update that inscription. and i agree. it was always problematic. the norse gods have been problematic. kudos to them for stepping up. >> seriously, thor was a frog for awhile. he got turned into a frog by his brother loki. >> that was a disney movie. >> no, no. he met another frog who used to be a human, but was turned into a frog by a gypsy and then thor became himself and then he discovered a sliver of thor's hammer and then he was the mighty frog. he actually had the powers of

thor as a frog. >> that was a small second of my life listening to that. >> that is actually worse than the plot of a porno. >> that's where i thought he was going. >> the weird thing here is though, he won't stop, will he? >> thor is his name. it is not like batman or captain america. and he is still going to be around. >> you are angry. >> he will still be there. >> in what shape or form? >> as of god in the form of a man. >> you are angry. >> without a hammer? >> he will not have the hammer. >> god may be a woman. >> he is not. >> i don't understand what is he going to be? what a is his name? >> are you all right? >> i am baffled by this. i think superman should be super tran and get a sex change. >> archie andrews is going to die. >> i know, i know. >> it could be worse. >> we have to take a break.

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realtime and boost youtube viewer ship of videos it likes and sensors those it doesn't like. but at least these programs have cool names like rolling thunder and spring bishop and silver lord. that's what i was called in grade school, imperial barge and angry pirate. >> that's what i was called. >> clearly you were called a lot of things. we must discuss in a new edition of -- we will have a graphic in the corner monitoring meek baker's anger -- mike baker's anger levels throughout this segment because we know it drives him crazy. is any of this a big deal or is he just blowing his hysterical horn? >> it is blowing edward snowden's hysterical horn. i don't know when this will stop or end. it will be an end less drip of documents coming out of snowden and people will say oh

look at the hero. for so many -- you know what, i guess part of it is i look at a this particular store and i don't see anything surprising or unusual. gcsq is the british version of nsa. they are extremely capable people. they have been hand in hand and in an effort to -- i am trying to -- i am really trying to say something sensible here. so it is not a big surprise, but it is a big [bleep] surprise because snowden is releasing the paperwork. look at a this. what do you think? >> i think it is impressive their main goal is to monitor youtube videos and find out who runs it? a 15-year-old boy? watching skype chats? >> somebody who wants to manipulate the page views

would be like a justin bieber up and coming person and not a spy. >> but there is real reason for this. there is real purpose behind this. i know some people think there aren't terrorists out there and that we have won the war on terrorism. there are people oddly enough that would still like to hurt us. >> there there aren't. >> the early adapters of technology tend to be very good at this. what you have to do is combat it in a logical fashion. if that means to set up a fake page to lure one of these suspects into a relationship, well then so be it. [bleep] it if snowden thinks this is a problem. what they are doing is actually actually -- it is critical to the war on terror. i know people are looking and going oh my god, there you go with the war on terror again. it is just over reach. well congratulations on your vast knowledge of the working of the intelligence

organizations in the world. i don't know. i don't know. i hospital get so up -- i shouldn't get so upset. my doctor said i shouldn't get upset. >> you know what is going on. >> i would like to think so. and i do agree. i do agree that i am a small government guy and it is important to pay attention. it is important to understand what the government is doing. that's great. i am not endorsing the fact that this is how we learn about it, snowden and his treason ous act. i understand why people are upset, but hopefully those people are understandable a and understand why i am upset. >> are you right. andy, i know you won't agree, but he should come back and meet -- he should come back and face the music, right? >> this is all overreach, mike as far as i'm concerned. >> this can be good or bad depending on when the targets are. all of the hacking on-line polls driving up the numbers

and that's all -- i am all for that stuff. the realtime monitor skype and depending on on the overtight -- the oversight that is in place. i am all for it. my problem with the nsa stuff is the bulk collection. they are taking stuff from people who shouldn't be collected. i have no problem with carefully targeted programs. >> all right, all right. you are a snowden lover. >> i have a foot on both sides. there is one post and i think that i don't have -- i have mixed feelings on snowden because i know what he did, but i am tired of the american people crying about privacy. i don't care about anybody talking about privacy with donald sterling.

he what is a creep, but where was everybody sticking up for this guy's privacy? we care only about our own. i like the fact that we know we are being spied on and looked at. >> i love my ignorance. i am able to sleep at night and now i can't. edward snowden is a very selfish, selfish man. it is self-indulgence and his whole releasing of this. >> he is doing it for himself. this is an attention seeking behavior for a loser. >> that's absolutely true. >> and it is not harmless. releasing this information yet again, we are advising the other side, and there is another side if case people are wondering, we are advising our capabilities. >> the french? >> the germans. >> i just can't talk to you, can i some. >> we have to take a break. coming up, dowry greet your drunken -- do you regret your drunken facebook post? a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's c block is sponsored by the soap block

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and the placerred posts will be -- plastered posted will be deleted after 24 hours. it erases friendships forged while being wasted. is there any other kind? says the developer, with sobrr you can be your crazy self wherever you are and there is no evidence of your craziness. you will always be sobrr on-line. jim, could this have helped our friend anthony if this existed two weeks ago some. >> and anthony wiener too. you make these decisions in the moment. that's not coming back. i have wished that there was something like that. i don't drink, but i have sent out a lot of promises i probably shouldn't have when i was lusting. >> that's your kind of drink though. lust is your alcohol. >> yeah, but i am never too crazy. but i say things like, i care about you. >> i have done an experiment where i can't tell there is no difference between what i do when i am drinking or sober it

is just the number increases. it is not the content. it is the quantity which then makes you look weirder. baker, you don't need this. if you send or tweet something out you killed the recipient. >> you are right. and we have a number to call. >> and the memory of everybody. >> where do i go with this? >> it is an interesting concept and people were talking about this and noodling around for a few years. the honest to god truth is [bleep] doesn't go away on the internet. no matter what you think, snap chat, whatever, it is out there. it is dangerous because it may encourage people -- i mean we have been trying to tell our young folks don't do anything stupid. i have people coming in for job interviews and we will turn them away if you turn up something on social media that shows they are acting stupid. >> do you do general searches? >> we have a database for that. we share it with the

government. so anyway, that's my two cents. >> that's a good -- that should be a segment, my two cents. joanne, i am assuming you signed up for this. >> no. there is no way. what they do is you find people's posts and things around you. so there is a gps that is attached to this, i'm assuming. so it is people in your area. this is a gold mine for sexual assaults. someone knows you are nearby and you are wasted, and you are privately chatting with them. i can see this going really in the wrong direction. >> you post pictures of you at a bar with the name of the bar there. while you are there. >> sometimes not while i am there. >> is that to throw people off? >> and i am never drunk. >> do you actually go around town and take pictures of bars and you tweet like -- here i am. and you are standing on your kitchen table crying? >> no, it is like a box of

cheese-itz or a cat. >> my favorite is where you can meet folks locally. >> handy men, guys that can help you out moving stuff. >> construction at 2:00 in the morning in my apartment. in there with a hard hat and a belt. >> i had a guy help me move a sofa at like 4:30 in the morning. >> needs hatch opened at 3:00 a.m. >> isn't it amazing that they are like, oh yeah, it is guys calling each other up to have sex. that's all it is. >> what's the other one? >> my self-esteem is too low to get on tinder. >> but the ukraine a yen raises a good point. she is right. this is a dangerous a russ issue here. dangerous issue here. >> now i am going to get sued by the designer i'm sure. i take that back. >> i agree with mike.

it solves no problems at all. all anyone has to do is take a screen shot of the picture or text and they have it forever and they can post-it wherever they want. you are right where people will post things they shouldn't. the same thing happened with snap chat. they say it disappears in 10 seconds, but people were taking screen shots. >> the word you were looking for is a placebo. >> what it is is a placebo. >> jim is about to say something. i can see his face going come to me and i will wrap this up in a nice little package. >> one word. the only way that will solve this problem is if they put -- you can get a breathalyzer thing and put it on your iphone. you have to blow into it before you are allowed to tweet and post on facebook. the only problem with that is it would help with booze and it wouldn't stop the person that would blow all night and then tweets from 1:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. >> who does that a? >> i don't know anyone who would do that, but it wouldn't stop them. >> he is not drunk, but he

keeps sending photos of his own teeth grinding. >> all right, we have to take a break. don't even think about leaving me now. look at that. when we come back, our reporter gets the ax -- no we temporarily suspended. who would that a? "not cool" amazon, order it. you can get it at amazon.com and you can buy all sorts of things there, joanne like lady stuff.

>> he was paned at a public dit. he was suspended for comments on young black men. after reporting on the suspect in a fatal shooting of a jersey city police officer, sean bergin provided his own analysis. >> it is worth noting that we

were besieged, flooded with calls from police officers furious we would give coverage to the wife of a cop killer. it is important to shine a light on this anti-cop mentality that has so contaminated america's inner cities. this sick, perverse line of thinking is from newark to patterson and trenton and made the police officers' job impossible and it has got to stop. the underling cause for all of this, of course, young black men growing up without fathers. unfortunately, no one in the news media has the courage to touch that subject. >> except for him. he was told not to come to work on monday and tuesday while the station figures out how to handle the situation. that's how you get time off. the clip has been pulled from the news 12 website. all right, jim. does he have a valid argument that some is something the media won't touch even though he really doesn't -- i mean he

doesn't state it eloquently. >> he is not a particularly good looking man. high -- he is a dumpy man. you can't lump -- people don't like to be lumped in based on ethnicity or gender preference unless it is a parade honoring the accomplishments of other people and then they are more than happy to be a part of it. you can't say -- everyone is so afraid of race and they are afraid of the word black, and it is mostly white people who are afraid of it. black people are not shocked if you say the word black. it is white people who are afraid that by talking about it they are going to expose themselves deep down. this guy did nothing wrong. i don't think his opinion was particularly well said. >> i think it had more to do with the fact that he didn't back it up with anything. should he have been suspended? >> yoing so. -- i don't think so, but in this day and age it

is inevitable. i think if he had backed his story up with statistics, they created a news story and a journalistic effort with statistics and rather than just just -- you can see him working himself into a rage almost. >> i feel bad for people who do that. >> i have never seen you do that. i have never seen you swear on a cable show. about any particular issue at all. it is pretty self-contained. joanne, what do you theng? think. >> i understand what he was trying to say, but the real issue lies in fear. the two groups, the cops and the inner city youth don't know how to interact with each other. it is a community esh you and there -- issue and there can be a community solution. they do operation conversation, cops and kids. if they have a conversation, it is a lot easier for the two to interact and understand each other, and i think that will really help solve this problem. i think it was right for him to bring up the issue, but i think he was focusing on on an

aspect that was not bringing it into the big problem. >> he did it in a decisive way. >> i don't even care what he said. it would have been okay to say that if he was delivering an editorial. he is a straight news reporter who was supposed to be delivering the news. >> i got the impression he was doing an editorial. >> it doesn't seem like it. he was reading the news. if the station success -- suspends film for editorial liesing during the news. >> i can't figure it out. it sounds like a commentary, but he is a reporter. >> can we just agree to disagree? >> i guess. >> he is editorial liesing inappropriate leahy must be let go, but if it is not his freedom of speech must be protected. we wrapped it up nicely. >> placebo. >> placebo, that will be the name of my first child. coming up, science is evil.

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last story. that's the last story. >> would you eat a slab that came a from a lab? that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red eye" do beat center live from the break room off route 17 in rutherford, new jersey. a dutch professor, aren't they all, unveiled the first lab grown hamburger. it could cut hamburger at an animal slaughter around the world. they predict the lab grown burgers will be available to the public in seven years. but the biggest challenge may beacon vinceing consumers to -- be convincing consumers to eat this stuff. if it is grown in a lab, it is not really meat. it is for vegetarians who

don't like meat. meat eaters, real meat eaters are not going for this. >> the animals used for meat, they love it. they don't have to do anything. the cattle that become veal, they get to live their life in that little thing and don't have to run around. spoiled animals. you will have unhappy, spoiled animals. >> they will feel neglected. >> you need to put them to work. >> but then that would be wrong because liam will get angry. no, he is for the working animal. as you know it is not a real animal and you can't take it seriously, can you? >> i don't care if we are talking a father rete or a -- a ferret or a fake cow or fake puppy, i am not eating any of them. i agree with you. it is just not going to happen. itit is a niche effort by an mat rights -- by animal rights

individuals. >> or it could be good joanne, for places where they don't have animals and they can eat meat and protein. starving countries. >> well if the costs were less than that of meat which they say they are trying to get down to that point, then that would be great. i see this going the other way. it could be a delicacy. i can see the trendy, overpriced restaurants serving it next to the tar-tar and then having the is this meat? gee i think greg is on to something. we will ship a bunch of genetically made meat to poor people and then testing it out on them for a few years. >> if we had this when jeffrey dommer was around -- andy, i don't know what i meant. he ate people, right? i don't know. i say people won't eat it. you say yes, why? >> because if it tastes the same who gives a crap?

>> that is wrong. >> who cares? >> don't have a cow. >> i am not eating something that looks like a cow. i am eating something that looks like the flesh of the cow, ground into tiny whatever. >> but i know it came from a cow. >> who cares? >> who thinks about that though? >> i do. i think about the animal when i am eating it. >> i don't. >> i have to. >> i do not have any problem with genetically modified organisms. >> i agree with you. i am a gmo fan, a big gmo fan. is that how you say it? >> no one is thinking about the animals. there was one restaurant they stopped making the flagra and the ducks protested. they said we were eating like kings. >> they protested with their little paws. >> they ran around making noise. >> this is going to come down to economics.

if they get it to a point where it is cheaper to make that, then it is to go through the process of killing the animal and whatever. then it will take off. if it is too expensive, then nobody is ever going to do it. >> this is boring. jim, tell me what is going on with opie and anthony. anything new? >> nothing happened. i have been away and my first day back is tomorrow. i hear things are good. >> while you were gone nothing happened. >> i don't read twitter or the paper. it was okay. it is going to be a long road back. it is awkward. we had a busy show. when you have noise it makes it more pallettable. it is hard working without anthony. he is literally the funniest guy -- 10 years and he made me laugh harder than anyone alive. six inches from me and now the seat is empty. >> it is not like he is dead. >> to me he is. >> it does stink though. it is not like a dumbbell you

see at work saying god this guy made me laugh. >> you are feeling very vocal. >> yes, i do. and that was not what i wanted him to tweet. this whole thing about a woman looking like the boat captain from apocalypse now. it just sucks and it is what it is. >> why are they getting on you and opie? >> anthony knows we can't walk. we are 15-year-olds in a fort and our friend got called home and we can go too. it doesn't work that way. >> i have been fired three times and you think it will be great and everybody will leave. no. >> no one leaves. no one leaves. >> they just laugh. you have a new show? >> on vice.com. it is a talk show and it comes out and i shot four pilot episodes. let's keep our fingers crossed so you don't have to be burdennenned -- burdennenned with helping me promote. >> it is vice.com. >> the jim norton show and

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