attorney general will go before a committee. he is expected to say the justice department will probe tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" have wild animals declared open season on all things denim? it is the excuse losers who want to ditch their jeans and wear sweatpants 24 slr 7 have been looking -- 24/7 have been looking for and did he miss a speech because his wife wouldn't let him ride shotgun? >> the run i am late is i don't take a backseat to anyone. and why are prairie dogs tickle torturing parakeets and why isn't the government doing anything to stop them? none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> but i wish they were. and now let's welcome our guests. she just flu in from dc and boy are her miles accumulating

nicely. i am here with washington free beacon reporter ellison barber. and her laundry basket is full of puppies. i did mention they are dead? no, they are just sleeping. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he is called dreamy because the only part that moves are his eyes. it is tv's andy levy. and just like side pony tails and crack cocaine he was huge in the 80s. next to me, the legendary saturday night live star, actor, comedian and piscapo in the morning host on 970, the answer. here in new york city, joe piscapo. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, greg, are you going to let me out of here some time or should i lie to my diary? >> they are free to dance without pants.

monday was national nude day, but you already knew that, joe. to sell brat -- celebrate several couples stripped down and strutted their stuff in the buff in downtown l.a. ♪ >> disgusting. their general tills -- genitals were mutilated. they waltzed around with their lean muscular bodies bodies and strong arms and firm

pecks. it is subject of tonight's the video was supposed to be inspired by a new dating show, dating naked which explores the question would finding love be easier if you truly had nothing to hide? to answer that question and discuss the nude video, we brought in a special panel of -- a special audience panel. thank you for being here. i am here to get everyone's thoughts. let's go to our guests on the table. they are not excited to be here. >> you have a family, i assume. >> i did. before i came on this show. they gave me respectability until you showed that video. >> i have a new family now. >> we will put you on a relocation plan. >> i try to build all of this credibility on the radio show. it is a news talk show.

they won't let me into the station tomorrow morning. >> my point -- the reason i asked about your family who has left you now, say are you walking downtown and have you your kids there. and then all of these naked people. so what if it is progressive. >> it is absolutely wrong. i don't know how anyone can allow themselves to do stupid television like that. >> oh please. >> see i admire that. >> i don't know how anyone could do stupid reality television. oh yeah. anyway, it is actually worse than that video. that's neither here nor there. as a father, as a dedicated dad and i will walk down the street and see that, i am old-fashioned and very much offended. >> there are two things that disturb me and at some point they have to sit down somewhere and you know what that means. it is disgusting, sweaty butt crack. that was the name of my band in college. here is what i like about it,

the video didn't just have good looking people. it also had overweight people and it had elderly people. they were honest about the body and how it can be grotesque. >> it was like a dove commercial. it was beautiful and different. normally my problem with nude ambushes is like it never is attractive people. i will give them credit here. they did have some good looking people in the group. if i did see that though on the street i wouldn't be happy. >> i don't believe that this was happening among a crowd. i think this whole thing was staged. maybe there was a false flag operation. while they were doing this there was something else going on, robbing a bank. >> i will tell what you this is about, distracting from the chem trails. the video was well done. the entire thing was shot in one take and it was a martin scorsese feel. i agree though. the nice thing was at least for the first half of the video the people were pretty fit. you usually don't see that

when you see naked things. i disagree with you, greg, you liked the fact that later on the people were, shall we say less fit? you say they were -- you liked them because they were being honest about the body. don't be honest about the body. only show attractive nude people. that's rule number one. >> andy, it is a pipe dream for andy. good looking people know they are a commodity. if you are a commodity why give your beauty for free. >> only in obama's america. some people in the world cannot afford clothes. we are so ready and willing to take it all off. that is a slap in their face. >> it is a slap in their face. the whole country is full of naked people. >> we are not even get nooght -- getting into the jigly bits. >> you know what i have learned, and joe you have been around a lot. you work out you a lot and i notice you look great. i am imagining lots of

things. >> you are making me uncomfortable m. >> there is no animal with more variability with looks. i can't tell the difference between drafts. if a draft came this way and then another one i would think it was the same draft. same with wildabeasts and horses. with human beings there are so many different kinds. isn't that amazing? >> it is a gift from god actually is what it is. >> or a mistake. >> and we both -- i know you have been working out and you were in "men's health" and we were into it and we enjoyed using your body to its absolute max. that's disgusting. that's too much. it is like you don't need to do that. >> i used to work out a lot. and oftentimes nude. usually standing over a mirror. >> are you going to do a dance here naked? >> that's in the second hour. >> it is a little problematic, greg, that you think -- oh all giraffes look the same to

you? that is specists. to giraffes we all look the same. >> i don't know because they can't talk. they are stupid giraffes. one last point and this is a serious comment. what is unnatural about being naked? isn't that an artificial -- >> social construct? >> exactly. if we didn't have any clothes, if we stopped wearing clothes -- >> we would freeze to death. >> in some areas true, but we wouldn't have created modesty. why are some areas of the body okay and others aren't? >> i feel like we are at a feminist court and it is like i am auditing a new court. i feel like we could -- you can tell me a lot about women's rights right now. >> i feel somebody has not read the book of genesis. >> i never liked the band. they are hotsky for trotsky.

millenials are more positive than older americans. that's the subject of tonight's -- the pew research center, my favorite research center, said 40% of 18 to 19-year-olds had a positive reaction to the word socialism, and the older you get the more you hate it. millenials don't know what socialism is and in a report they found young people actually don't like government intervention in the economy. they support socialism until they find out it means the government owning your businesses. either way, obama. what do people really think? we brought in an audience of 20 somethings to get their thoughts on socialism and obama. perhaps some other issues like student debt. they will be there for all of the entire rest of the show and perhaps afterwards. and maybe they will be coming back to my place for

refreshments, nonalcoholic because nothing happens there that is illegal. let's go to our youth expert. how would you solve this issue? how do you get millenials to understand? >> i am the youth expert because? it is because i have children or i date millenials? >> are you single now? >> my girlfriend was supposed to be here, buts she has an algebra test in the morning. ladies and gentlemen, i'm all right. actually i am single. i date millenials, and you know what, they are all socialists, they really are. you know why? they live at home and they don't have to work with their -- work. they are living with their parents. >> it is funny that you go to pick them up and you are older than mom and dad. they are probably divorced. the girl must have issues if she is dating you. >> they have to have father issues. at my age now it is grandfather issues.

>> it is true. >> you know what is great and i find really attractive and i find it here in this building, the young conservative millenials, that's pretty cool. the regan fans. >> they are all better looking too. >> i didn't notice. >> i mean look at andy. >> thank you, thank you very much. >> i didn't want to say nothing. i daint want to say -- i didn't want to say nothing. as soon as i walked into the room. >> ellison, would you -- is this natural for that age-group. they are always thinking this way. they are smart. they are going through a phase with the campus. >> they say when she started this article the peak of where you are going to be inclined to like socialist is when you are in college, but i don't think anything -- there is anything new about the fact that they don't know what it is. young people are typically your low information voters.

they don't really know what they are voting for. it is based on one or two issues. they are going with this. i think whatever you talk to -- i met republicans i am friends with. you may be a democrat. i have friends who are democrats and i say what you are telling me is you are a republican. i think it is information for voters and this is the long-term pattern we have had. >> and when you are that age there are better things to do than listen to people like us. we can say are there low information voters? no they are getting laid and getting drunk. they are eating goldfish. >> guilty. i didn't takeal science courses so i -- >> no, really? >> socialism, maxism, all of the isms, unless it is a prism, those are cool with all of the lights, really great. no, but the way you explain it is how millenials understand it. there is one vat of pot and

the government distributes it equally to everyone. you wouldn't like that. some waited for a longtime in line for that pot. >> or in line. diswhrie is no on-line. there is only in line. andy, you spent a lot of time on college campuses. >> i do. >> mostly lurking of the -- mostly lurking. are they a hotbed for social issues? >> you are taught in college how great socialism is. it is not a surprise that you will say it is great. i think somebody said that on this network, but i can't remember who. >> the young sap. >> it wasn't bowling. it is not surprising. the point is to see how people reacted to certain words. millenials don't know a lot, but neither did we at that age. now when we know everything we didn't mow back then. and the audience made a good p

oi n 23* when she said one of the reasons she may not know what socialism is is people on the right are screaming socialism all the time on things that are not socialism. you have to stop doing that. if that's socialism, i like it. >> if you keep calling obama socialist and people like obama they will say maybe socialism is not so bad. it is like the man who cried wolf. it is the boy who cried wolf. i don't want to go into those kinds of terms and hate words. they are terrified. you should cry wolf. >> the same poll showed 62% of republican -- of republicans had a positive reaction to capitalism. >> you know why? >> they are rhino's? >> the great trick of occupy wall street and the trick of a lot of left wingers is that they were able to transfer the idea of government run economy

on to capitalism. young people believe capitalism is government run. it is collusion between wall street and power, right? does that make sense? did i dream that a? >> i think you are right if you call it chrony capitalism. >> i think the audience panel right now is excited over the show. i can tell they are going crazy. look at them. what are they looking at, joe? i am confused. >> where are those poor people? where are those poor people? did you drag them somewhere? >> they are getting fed. >> and i realize they all have name tags. >> go sit over there. >> they thought they were going to see a movie. >> vargas didn't get far-gus. a former journalist who talked about his undocumented status was detained after trying to

leave a texas border town without a visa. it is time for our new segment, "immigration geddon-apocalypto gate. >> jose antonio vargas is an outspoken illegal immigrant who revealed his status in the "new york times" and appeared on the cover of "time" magazine. show off. this week he went to the border to fight for immigrant rights, but he found out his philippine passport and pocket constitution were not enough for border agents. he was detained and making him more famous. meanwhile customs and border have started an ad campaign in central america as well as a few u.s. cities trying to curb the influx of the illegals. one features a young man who dreams of coming to the u.s.

[speaking spanish]. >> well that looks like fun. i wonder how things turn out for him. [speaking spanish]. >> that's pretty grim. are we worried too much about the border? is the border secure? >> the border is secure. >> there you have it. that's good enough for me. joe, i actually think that commercial was very powerful. i mean, -- is anybody going to listen to it? the guy is dead. it says this could happen to you and that should work, but are the people -- that's not going to stop them, right? >> in guatemala are they going to look at that a and say it ain't going? you need a deterrent. you know what i like now and

we talk about that on the radio. did i tell you i was on the radio? rick perry butchered the whole whole -- and then he went -- i wear these -- but he put the glasses on. it was like rick perry. it was more border, more border. those glasses. i tell you i love what he is doing. you have to stop people coming in. my grand parents came from another country and spoke another language. they came and learned the laws of the united states in america. they learned the lapping wedge in the united states of -- the language in the united states of america and became americans. it is backwards now. what do we throw out the laws? learn everybody else's language? you want to be compassionate. >> but without a border and sovereignty it is not a country you can go to. >> and perry has the answers. and for the first time, my new young friends, the republicans have ideas. >> they were forced upon them. i agree with you. perry is gay-ning a lot of

attraction. we have about 90 seconds i think. >> really? do you want to give me some direction or just go. border this guy, children, all of it, tackle it with no guidance. >> have i faith in you. now we have one minute. >> will anyone listen to this commercial? no. the reality is deportation of unaccompanied minors have dropped drastically over the last six years. there was an l.a. times article about this recently. you look at that and despite the fact that while that commercial may have aspects that are compelling and the people you know l getting to stay -- are getting to stay it won't do much. it is a dangerous trip though. it may be helpful if somebody went to the border and told them. >> do they think the kids will watch this video on their ipads? >> it pops up on a youtube video jie. it should have been air dropped before this ever happened. what do you call it? propaganda. >> leaflets. >> the leaflets would be good, but it was a good video, but

it is a shame no one will do it. we have to go. sorry, joanne. >> that's all right. >> stick around a. we have more stuff. have i to fix my shirt. have i to fix my shirt.

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murder rate. they say over 11 million americans have permits and 146% increase from 2007. and at the same time murder and violent crime rates have dropped by 22%. when you allow people to carry concealed weapons, handguns, you see changes in behaviors of criminals. of course some people don't need a weapon to defend themselves from criminals or poles. >> oh those crazy people from other countries. won't they ever learn. joanne, are you a young woman in a dangerous city. it is a city that is impossible to get a permit. if you are on the street somebody would be less likely to mug you because it would be like playing russian roulette. you can have a gun. doesn't it make sense to have a gun? >> i could have a gun.

technically i wouldn't. i don't know what to do with it. i don't like anything bulky on me. where would i conceal it? >> you are telling everyone they can mug joanne nosuchunsky who lives on second street and second avenue. >> am i trying to psych you out? did you see what i just did? this was really crazy. i almost expected number one to be bullets. and the revolver is almost always used by professor plum in the kitchen. >> that's true. >> what is that from? >> clue. >> i never played clue. >> you were deprived. >> i think i might have seen the movie. there was a movie "clue." >> tim curry. >> tim curry. is tim curry still alive? that would be a shame if he was dead. >> this is great.

>> we have never done that. >> they are at home going oh dear. >> you can talk like that all night. >> i was going to ask you there was a guy in the 80s on saturday night live who played a body builder. is he still alive? >> it is great and people love you and standing ovation and they said i thought you were dead. what do you make of this rolling stone piece. what happened to that magazine. >> stop with the guns. it is not a gun thing. stop with the guns. it is not a gun thing. they just want -- they just want to sensational lies it. it is really a mental -- it is a violence -- it is a culture of violence. and really i am telling you with your statistic and your nice producer sent us the information. the murder rate drops and a

conceal carry permit rises. i am not a gun person and i don't have a gun. when sandy hit all of those years ago and there was no power and food and my kids and i thought about getting a weapon for the first time. >> so you can go and get food. >> i just thought about is it. i just thought about it. the culture of violence and what it is causing. >> you have to protect yourself from the culture of violence with a weapon. >> absolutely. i have like three guns in my purse. it is great. >> it is very, very hard to get guns in dc. you can't even have mace unless you register it with the police department. it is gl to dash it -- it is great to have -- to be mugged anytime of the day. >> the mace is a loophole.

it is the thing with the ball and the spike. it is a chuck, a numb chuck with a ball and chain with spikes. >> i would love one of those. >> is this charades? >> no, but this article was terrible because it was useless. it was useless even if you were looking at it to em bolden -- to em bolden your argument. >> it was -- all it was, andy, they were just trolling people. it just shows that rolling stone cannot bother with the articles anymore. they were making a comment, a joke. it fell flat because it has no intellectual weight. >> you are giving them too much credit. yeah. i forgot what i was going to say. >> i think that clip should be on the best of.

>> no mercy. no mercy. >> i thought it was great they brought up the der ri nger. >> the only time you think of a derringer is from an old gangster movie. >> rick derringer. >> andy, i thought you were going to say something intellectual. >> there is nothing left. we have to take a break. a mom leaves her kid alone in the park. oh god that poor park. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's c block is pons erred -- is sponsored by possessions. try possessions. we will make you happy if only for a little while. best used daily so buy often and buy before your friends do. thanks, possession.

child's play put mom away. a south carolina mother, is there any other kind, was arrested for letting her daughter play in a park unsupervised for hours at a time. deborah lynn herald works at mcdonalds and agreed to let her 9-year-old go to the park with a cell phone. on the third day an adult asked the girl where her mom was and the girl said at

work. the concerned busy body called the cops. herald was charged with unlawful neglect toward a child and the child is in the custody of social services. ellison, this angers me. i feel we are becoming a nation of busy bodies. busy bodies who are interested in their own freedoms, but their freedoms allow them to impinge on your own. >> i disagree with you in this particular situation. >> i don't want to hear about it. >> i'm sorry. i will say it. i do not think i am interested to see her past record and see if there are instances of child neglect. if this is the first one i don't think the punishment fit the crime. however, it is you are response to send your child somewhere alone three days in alone. you were not responsible at 9 years old. >> more than now. >> at 9 i was in third grade. i knew -- i could do math. >> i had four jobs. i worked four jobs at 9 years old. >> a you lot of kids get

injured -- a lot of kids get injured on playgrounds. >> this is the problem. joe, joe, joe. this is the problem with our generation. injury to playground. that's what a play ground is for, joe. to get injured. >> the mother could have fed the kid a big mac. that would have been a real problem. that would have been a danger to the child. and you know what. i am a dedicated single hard working father and i would never leave my kids. i worry, worry, worry. you have to understand that this woman is working in the united states of america. people have to work. you have to work for your family. you have to work for the government. the crazy taxes. you have to give -- the mother can't afford daycare. >> that's the point. she can't afford a babysitter. >> in this whole story if i may, it is she should -- there was a snitch. there was a snitch. if you ever -- are you having a good time? if you saw a kid would you go, oh i'm going to call the

police -- no. you say where is your mom and dad? let's talk to your mom and dad. >> i thought about that what would i do if i see this 9-year-old alone in the park. i worry that it would be some sort of hidden camera show that is did she do the right thing. i couldn't tell you what that is in this situation. >> that's true. the prank effect. when ever you are in a situation that seems odd you immediately go like this. >> i ignore it. i will pretend i didn't see that. >> we talked about that. the prank effect will prevent people from acting in. you see a guy mugging an old lady you may not do anything because you say i know this will be on an abc show and i will look stupid. >> you go over to the kid. i know because i do this. at my age i know it is pathetic, but it is what i do. i say in new jersey i have a child at every exit so i know what i am talking about. >> a child at every exit.

that's amazing. >> do you take your girlfriends to the park? >> and i put them on the swing, but i wouldn't leave them there. >> i want to make sure people know you date people over the age of 18 at least. >> stop it. age appropriate. >> don't know what that means. that's usually printed on the side of a game, by the way. i just wanted to point that out. yes, andy. >> the person who called the authorities on this should be deported. and then we can let one of the kids who wants to be here come in. >> it was me. i called. >> did you watch the local news report of this? this reporter says it is an afternoon of fun in the water at summer field park in northern augusta. but investigators say it was president enjoy -- it wasn't enjoyable for one little girl. that's because she was grabbed by the government and taken from her family. >> she got water up her nose. that's the worst. >> it is that ameba thing. >> and it could eat her

brain. i have to point out she is 9 years old. when were you 9 what were you doing? >> oh my goodness. you could go to the park and just play for hours all day long. >> what is the deal? why is it different now? >> it is more dangerous out there now. >> because of "law and order." the park is the most dangerous place for a child. it is our media. the media makes us terrified. >> crime is down. crime is down across the country in double digits. >> because people are carrying guns. >> there are other things. there are politically unsa a vory things and crime is going down. strangers are getting a bad rap. >> at 9 years old i was freelancing for "rolling stone" and following emerson lake around the world. >> you were the inspiration for that movie. >> yes "almost famous" that

was about me. >> my kids won't let me in the park. >> that's because you wear an overcoat. >> i had a babysitter at 9. maybe i grew up in the world's worst household. >> did you have a younger sister? >> no, but i took care of my older one. she needed it. >> and this was a crowded park with a lot of adults and parents there. it is not like she dropped her off in the middle of no where. >> why not just get a friend and say you two stay together and check in? >> it is easy for you to have friends. >> it is not easy. >> check your friend privilege. >> it is wrong. that's all i'm saying. >> i don't even know what i am referring to. i just know it is wrong. >> why do you say it is a

lady? >> why -- a guy would never go over. >> it was another mom -- >> what is she doing in the park. >> the mom went over and rather than talking and taking the girl in and chatting and saying where is your mother? >> if you are a guy you can't be concerned about anything about other kids. you can't even be a child doctor . you can't -- i would not go near -- if there is a kid i cross the street. that kid could say one thing and everything is over. it's true. >> you think that every time you see a child. >> yes. i will not be in a room with a child. i don't trust their imaginations. >> you have no children. >> no, i don't, joe. and there is a reason for that. >> are you a cute little child yourself. >> i am a child at heart. >> that's not what the judge said. >> he said interesting defense, but no.

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on the fly. >> it is amazing. it started with thugs and ended in hugs. a russian man, is there any other kind, staffs a fake biker gang attack as a set up to a surprise wedding proposal. of course he filmed it and up loaded it to a tiny start up called youtube. you may have seen it.

♪ >> but she said da. in fact, she murdered him in his sleep three weeks earlier. >> terrible idea or romantic as hell?

>> forever they will fight about this. you had a bike gang pull me over ! and then you proposed to me, and i knew the camera was on the helmet so i had to say yes. and like you were saying, it is exactly what you were saying. she has got to be insensed about this in years to come. >> maybe she -- maybe she is stupid. >> that's what i wondered. what type of person is this woman to be like oh my god that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done to me. i thought there were guns and there were eight of them, but i couldn't -- can't believe you would do that for me. this is like if you came home and your dad is like, heart attack, just joking. i just wanted to tell you happy birthday. there are things that are not funny and this is one of them. >> it is a bike gang. >> joanne, this video has been seen over 10 million times. would you want a fancy

proposal or just any proposal at this point in your life? >> i mean, i would like anyone because i would like to put the picture with the ring and have all of the comments on how great it looks on my bony little hand. this guy is an idiot for several reasons. the main one being that -- you want to be the hero in your own story. he should have been the one roughing up the bikers. like no, no. my woman is in the car and you will not try to assault us. as opposed to him being thrown on the hood of the car. people should hire me to help stage their engagements. my ideas are much better. >> i think they didn't go far enough. they should have thrown him on to the thing and simulated sodomy. and then said ah-ha, it is a joke. i am not being sexually assaulted. they didn't know -- they cut the joke off too soon. >> what is morrow man

particular than romstein? there is nothing morrow man particular. this was the least scary biker gang i have ever seen. before i watched this i was pictures "sons of anarchy." these are skinny guys and one i think is a woman. >> i think adam levine was in there too. >> this wasn't even scary. i don't know. >> they don't wear a red and white helmet. >> gang tattoo are frightening. i have seen a few. things like this always end in divorce, but the divorce will never be as elaborate as this. the divorce would be done every bit as complicated and in the middle of the road. somebody could have pulled over -- somebody could have gotten hit. >> or shot. >> the police, something, anything. maybe it was early in the morning. what do i know? i am just some guy yelling at you.

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i will be on the o'reilly factor thursday at 8:00 p.m. and then hosting on friday. coming up on the next "red eye" carrie sheffield returns and -- oh no, not him. sherrod small. >> should something you sip be a flavor of a chip? frito-lay, the snack division of pepsi, not a loose woman, andy, has announced cappucino flavored chips in the do us a flavor contest. i hate puns. the contest gives people a chance to create their own distinctive taste and the winner will receive a million bucks. the other finalists are wasabi ginger, cheddar bacon mac and cheese and mango salsa which is the name of a dancer i met. we at "red eye" have our own

entries. this is garden tomatoes and children's tears. splash of acid. salt and pennies. my favorite is batteries and cream. and guns and butter. i don't know about you, joe, what do you think? >> should they stick to simple flavors? >> this is why the illegals are coming to america for the cappucino chips. they heard about it in guatemala and running it to the country. it is ridiculous. >> i think it is beautiful. even cracker jacks now, they don't just have cracker jacks, it is caramel pretzel flavored m and m cracker jacks. we are going to have a cheetoe frappuccino from starbucks. >> by the way, cracker jacks have to change their name. >> because of the crack? >> i find it offensive. what about you, ellison? do you like the flavored chips or would you rather have the more traditional? >> i am not a big fan of potato chips in general.

>> what? >> get the [bleep] out of here. >> oh my goodness. >> my parents watch this show. >> they are just hearing you screaming obscenities. >> it will be bleeped, ellison. it is 3:45. >> it sounds gross, but i would try it if we want to be honest. >> if i had a dollar every time i heard that from you. so joe -- joanne, what would you want to win and don't say america? >> i would want to win -- i didn't put my entry in, but you know what my entry would be and somebody will steal this and do it next year, but it it will be brunch. everyone loves brunch and the chip would taste like bloody maries and maple bacon -- a flavored bacon. >> and shame.

>> and gay friends. >> and privilege. >> what sounds tasty to you. >> none of those. the two flavor easy wanted didn't make our "red eye" group. >> which is what? >> night sweat and its companion morning zit. is it disgusting or are you upset you didn't think of it? >> morning zit? >> each chip has the flavor of one. each chip has the full flavor of one. >> here is my thing. i don't like anything flavored. you can't trick me into thinking one food is another. i eat a chicken flavored chip and i know it is not a chicken. it is a chip. i want my potato chips to taste like potato chips. i don't want pron, barbecue or

anything from you. leave me alone! thank you, guys.

>> doctor says it's positive. that's good, right? >> i think so. >> hello, everybody. she swims laps in a sink. this is "the five." >> what? >> a pew poll finds that 43% of 18 to 29 year olds think socialism is okay. 86% of their grandparents don't. so why the gap? millennials think socialism is better than a government managed economy. even though socialism is a government managed economy and that's the point. as long as you don't know what socialism is, you're fine with