response to doomed malaysia airline flight make the u.s. look weak or not? there is also a beer poll on gretawire tonight believe it or not. good night from washington. go to tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." could snail racing replace football as the most watched sport on american television? the exclie sigh look at the most high octane event caught on film. plus, does the vice president really think he can eat everything on the tgi friday's menu in one sitting? >> i am not trying to be cute with you, but i mean what i say. i mean everything without exception. i am determined. >> and finally, how strong are this year's applicants to be greg gutfeld's fall intern and what does rolling around in the mud have to do with working in an office? stay tuned to find out. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight jie. and now

let's welcome our guests. she is louder than liberace's wardrobe and she is not afraid to yell it like it is. i am here with sonny johnson. her blood is as cold as the martini she poured into her purse for later. the heart less andç always broke joanne nosuchunsky. what do you get when you cross a wax museum exhibit and a robot? oh look, andy levy. his mustache took out a gang of crypts when he was back at his duplex all glass condo hot tubing with the olson twins. next to me, john bolton, doppler u.s. ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. by the way, he is still the president of "red eye." hard to believe. all right, did a fake sport come up short? relations between the u.s. and russia continue to deteriorate according to the wwe where i get all of my news. on sunday night the manager of wrestler praised putin and

attacked america. >> you blame russia are to the recent current events when in fact you americans should be scolded for your war mongling in afghanistan and iraq. you americans should be insulted and afraid. >> she must have studied for years to come up with that accent. lana was building up drama for the match of jack swagger which may not be his real name. as she mentioned many are blaming russia's leader for the plane crash and the real loser is, of course, steven segal. the bizarrely-shaped action has been is friends with putin and also a blues singer. the day after the tragedy a

blues festival pulled segal from the slot calling him a henchman. that's a compliment. they addressed russia's role. >> if russia continues to violate ukraine's sovereignty and back these separatists and these separatists are more and more dangerous and are now not just risks to the people in the ukraine, but the broader international community russia will only further isolate itself in the community and the cost for russia's behavior will only continue to increase. >> i want to go first to our international relations expert. joanne. i am kidding. ambassador, we haven't had you on since this thing. do you think it is possible russia is responsible for the crash? everybody is pointing fingers and you even have ron paul saying we are jumping to conclusions.

>> obviously it is russia's fault ultimately. nobody would say they ordered the shooting down of an innocent passenger plane. but the fact is that by behaving in a belligerent and aggressive fashion and by commanding and controlling them from russian territory, by providing this kind of system, we may not have been able to foresee this precise tragedy, but it is entirely understandable that something like this happened. i think the lesson to draw from this is you cannot permit russia to behave this way and allow the u.s.-lead nato alliance to let him get away with it. >> it leads me to my next question before i move to our other guest. >> what would you do if you were president? if -- everybody is afraid of upsetting putin. you don't want to paint him in a corner because he will do something bad. >> as opposed to what? what he is doing already? >> you have to look at this

strategically. i would bring ukraine into the nato alliance. it is more than supplying them with weapons. i go back to building a national defense. this is to show russia they cap not act with impunity. if people want sanctions let's talk real sanctions and not these pinpricks we are engaged in. let's bar financial institutions from participation in the american financial market. that's a sanction. >> we would go to other banks. >> mr. ambassador with all due respect, i get my news from ron paul, the nation and anti-war.com. as far as i know russia had nothing to do with this. >> it is true. actually they were aiming at putin's plane. that was the first line. >> no sane person said this was anybody other than the russian separatists perhaps under direct russian command and acting based on their own

training, but nobody else could conceivably be responsible. >> may i point out in 12 hours my wife is boarding a plane from moscow to come home. i happen to think that russia may be innocent for the next 12 hours. >> let me put it this way, she is safe flying over russia. >> the jury is still out with me. i am not sure who is guilty here. she has another 12 hours. let's talk to you. i know how much you love wrestling. >> i did as a youth, but i am an adult now. >> well, should they have included these tensions in building up the drama? >> they always do from the time -- ever since i was watching wwe -- whatever. that's what they made them as. this person is the hill. we are over looking the -- this is so easily solved. st's a photo o -- it is a photo op. putin can pet some immigrant children heads and all of

these things can be solved by a simple photo op if our president liked the photo ops. if he don't he would rather golf than do something productive when it is time. and then you really get to let him finally be painted into the corner he is as a coward. he can't go out and call somebody racist. he actually has to stand up and put his fist up and -- >> and those are strong words. i'm sure you have nothing to say . >> it is hard to take selfies. you can't get everyone in the frame. >> he would pay his photographers and he only lets them photograph him. he just hand picks which photos he wants and i'm pretty sure he can get a money gnaw customer of of -- monicre of

putin's head and actually make some believe he has settled the problem in russia. >> you dated steven se gal earlier in his career. should we judge a person by the company he keeps? was it wrong to boot him out of the uh estonia blues festival? i can't believe i asked that question. >> i learned that he is the jack of many trades. but because he has to be. he needs that money. he needed that gig. i am upset for his wallet really. >> that's true. i think that -- >> i think there may be a new job for him. he can hop right in there and by by -- and be the new manager. >> lana is on leave from the obama white house. i think it was a temporary

gig. >> you are an actress, joanne. or so you claim. we haven't seen many of the student films. >> and you will never see them. >> that is the worst russian accent. >> her wikipedia page said she grew up in latfia. from 3 to 17 she was there and was in the ballet there. horrible ago -- accent. i found somebody who is worse than i am. >> i think that is queens though. >> andy, there are a number of things i want to talk to you about. go ahead. do you want to talk about steven segal? do you want to talk about the wrestling? >> i would like to talk about both if i may? >> why don't you mix them together. >> i will do that. i am shocked that professional wrestling used something to promote itself. i don't know when they started doing that, but they need to stop. >> first off, there are dead

people -- don't they -- i mean that's the thing that bothers me about this. there are dead people. they should wait -- they are promoting wrestling based on corpses. >> i agree that they went too far, but they have been doing this for months. they were building this up and things you would enjoy, right? >> i take it back. >> back, you know, the iron sheik during the hostage crisis walked on stage -- he would walk out carrying an iranian flag. this is what wrestling does. >> the really good part about it is they take equal opportunity. that's the only thing i don't have a beef with it. they go after everybody. they have people that hate tea parties and every realm they go after everybody. as long as you are equal opportunity i say go for it. >> they are the cnn for people

who live in trailers. i mean that as a compliment. >> that's not a compliment, greg. >> i want to talk about saw stone -- estonia. shame on them. you count your lucky stars. you think about the pain he has gone through in his life to be one of the leading blues men. honestly i blame one of estonia's most pronounced rock musicians. he called for them to dump segal. >> that is fantastic. >> that's after 50 years of going to moscow under soviet rule. >> and the question is why do they get him in the first place? >> on one side you have segal and putin and on the other side you have obama and

biden. we are in terrible trouble. terrible trouble. >> so dreamy. >> he really is. >> don't want to go riding with biden. think hill is a bitter pill? maybe you can be in a tizzy for lizzie. they want to raise support for the presidential candidacy for liz warren whom some on the left consider a true progressive. they debuted their song "run liz run" at net roots nation. a warning for our more sensitive viewers. the sounds and images we are about to play may be disturbing. stand in front of a mirror and waive. ♪ here is looking at you, senator ♪ ♪ the planet is warm expght power is shifting ♪

♪ we need a leader who will stand for all of the wall street [bleep] ♪ ♪ run, run, run ♪ you have to run to get the job done ♪ ♪ run, run, run ♪ we need a president >> what about people who can't run? i think we should hear more. >> ♪ so you are rich, that's fantastic ♪ ♪ but there is just a couple of things liz warren won't let you forget ♪ ♪ nobody got rich on their own ♪ ♪ everybody needs bridges and streets to succeed ♪ ♪ run, run, run ♪ run with fun ♪ we have to get the job done ♪ >> maybe young people will like it. >> ♪ run, run, run

♪ run to the others and get the job done ♪ ♪ run, run, run ♪ we need a president ♪ we need president warren >> that was perfect. that was absolutely in sync. you kept nodding your head along with the song. i assume you will be working for warren? >> never. hell would freeze over first. it is funny because i love when you have these multimillionaires who come out and want to argue about glass warfare. prove it. put your money where your mouth is. i know a whole bunch of people in the ghetto that would love to live in your big house and drive in your little car with the driver and the perks. put your money where your mouth is. i have a lot of people who would love to come and take your stuff away from you and then call it class warfare and smile in your face as they do it. and then i would like to see how you really feel about your principals. >> that was an interesting

suggestion. visit her and take a her things. >> she did not build that. she did not do that. i'm sorry she is a native american. >> she is native american. >> well her indian drutters got to where she is. as a black woman who suffered under white oppression i should have every white come take away everything she holds dear and smile when they do it. >> i support you in this attempt. ambassador, this smells weird to me, and it was not just the music. why are the left embracing her? do they hate hillary that much, or are they trying to make hillary look that goodbye saying -- >> they are not that smart. i actually did some research on this. >> usually you just cruise through this show.

>> one of the things that they talk about with hillary is her age. we will call it the age issue. hillary was born in october of 1947. elizabeth warren was born in june of 1949. she is 20 months younger than hillary. the youth movement in the democratic party almost out of control here. we are gonna need joe biden to come to our rescue to really take care of things. >> i thought she was 10 years younger. >> one of the only remarks barbara boxer ever made that really made any sense was she said you know what is something is as my husband and i get older his hair gets grayer and my hair keeps getting blonder. >> that's beautiful. that's like andy. >> no. mine just keeps going away. >> liz warren could be our first president. >> i am pro liz warren. i may vote for her. if the last six years taught

us anything, we cannot go wrong electing a president who has a background in academia and one term in the senate. we need more of that. we need the country to be running the way it has the last six years, smoothly and without a blip. >> that's true. >> the sad part is you can almost photograph that if she were to win, she could actually beat the republican no matter who it is. that's like the sickening, sad part. all of us believe there was no way obama would be re-elected. all of us believed that. now we will say there is no way elizabeth warren -- could you actually imagine a if she actually won? >> don't worry about it. the last person from massachusetts to be elected was calvin coolige. >> the last thing i learned about a song is oregon doing obamacare. it ruins things. it will ruin her. i know hillary's camp is we

have to pick a song. buy the rights to the "golden girls" theme. ♪ thank you for being a friend." it was inclusive and they were friendly and they were older, but capable. they were living on their own. >> they were spry. >> i hope liz warren runs because if she does, hillary will have to pivot to the left and it is hard for her to pivot with that walker. i don't know how she will be able to do it. >> i am going to ask you bolton, who should run -- the republicans have an uncanny way of screwing things up. who should be running on the republican side? feel free not to say me, but say yourself. >> could i do that, but it would be wrong on national television. i think republicans should have everybody run. the more competition the better. >> but then it is like when they had the 12 it was like

crazy car carve clowns. >> what we do traditionally is pick the next guy in line and that hasn't worked out so well for us. one more thing about hill rye, she and her husband -- hillary, she and her husband were a year ahead of me in law school. i feel like i was burdened with these things longer than the rest of the country. if it takes elizabeth warren, sign me up. >> you dodged the question. >> there is also some discussion going around that you can't be president of the united states and president of "red eye" at the same time. >> true. >> so if there is a clause in the constitution, i am busy erasing it. >> you can do what you want. >> the first time i met ambassador bolten i went up to him and yelled, why didn't you run? >> and then he ran from you. >> coming up, is one of your household appliances plotting to kill you? what your toaster may be up to next.

and the story william do vein never has to worry about. i am william devain.

they are forcing the poor to use a separate door. yep, new york city has approved an apartment building with a so-called poor door, ie -- not sure what that means, a separate entrance for tennants living in affordable housing units. as part of the inclusionary housing units they can build larger properties as long as the building includes some apartments for the low income tenants. the separate entrance will be located in the back alley behind the building. said the developer, quote, no one said the goal was integration of the populations. it is unfair to expect high income homeowners who paid a

fortune to live in their building to have to be in the same boat as low income renters who are fortunate to live in a new building in a great neighborhood. the building will also operate third door. take a look. >> good job. >> i don't think you want to teach snakes how to open doors. that's the dumbest thing ever. >> that's the one thing we can do to get away from them. >> and then praise them with a good job. >> good job giant snake. now you can't even close your door. people with big snakes, that's just -- >> you are overcompensating. come on. >> oh yeah they come after guys with nice cars. no, it is the person with the giant snake with a microissue. ambassador, the titanic has separate entrances for poor people and look how that

worked out. >> this is a stupid policy that requires building affordable income apartments. if people want to provide that kind of housing then it is for the city to do wherever they want to do it. the reason they have a poor door is because of the underling policy. it is much like columbia university in the 60s. build a new gym for the students . and they had the first poor door for the residents of harlem to come up and enjoy the gym. who knows what is coming next. >> i had no idea about that. andy, you look like you want to say something. do you have a stomach pain? >> i want to point out they are not required to do this. they are doing it to get a tax break so they can build more apartments and have more land. >> it is still a stupid policy. >> they are choosing to do it. >> they are choosing to be stupid. >> he is mad at me. i will be lucky to make it home tonight.

i am not defending anything except the truth, sir. >> wow. hey, sonny, is this just the city's lame answer to a complex problem, or is it actually a good thing? >> welcome to progressive new york. if i did not love your shortness, i would never come to this city. i would boycott this city. this is progressive in general. and i want to say this because i want to bring him up for a second. i'm sure your cohort on the side , bob beckel, would love this. it keeps the ghetto blacks away. they say we live in the same building. look how progressive i am. and yes i have a bug in my crotch when it comes to bob beckel. >> a big one. >> there are a lot of women who have that problem with bob beckel. >> mine didn't come with the vomit that follows every direction. mine came with anger i would

just love when he sits there so self-righteously and says do you think someone from the ghetto can get to the same place? >> yes, yes, bob, i am here. >> i see a lovely relationship. >> at least a sitcom. >> it is called bail money. it is called has bail money. that's what it is called. >> joanne, if you were a low income tenant, i don't see you as one of the high income ones. >> again, the truth. >> from you low income expru going through that weird looking door, you may miss out on a chance of meeting a wealthy male who can take you out of your miserable life. >> i am worried if i have to use a separate door, what else can i not use? >> it's true. >> like the rooftop terrace? if they are going to tell me i cannot have my morning sunrise cocktail up there --

>> that's true. >> that's really gonna like ruin my buzz. and why does it have to be called a poor door, though? couldn't it be called the more convenient entrance? i'm assuming these apartments will be toward the back of the building where that alley is. >> i don't think they called it the poor door. they probably called it alternative entrance. the doorman goes, you go over to the poor door. >> this is progressives showing their true colors. they say one day they will come out of the closet and show their hand for who they are. this is who they are. they say they believe in class warfare and helping the poor. and oh yes we do, but you can't come in the same door i do. make sure you know your place, you poor person. myis the most disgusting life. >> what do you think, andy. you know how i get into my building. i got through the doggie door

because i don't have a key. >> i just think you have the rich door and the poor door, but in obama's america, all of the middle class doors are welded shut. i think that's the problem we have to be addressing here. i have other stuff i can say. i don't need to. >> have you just dumping out early? >> in is one of the things that sounds disgusting. the website points out that this is a common arpg meant. arrangement. >> anybody in the rest of the known universe heard of anything like this? >> welcome to progressive. >> this is why i didn't want to bring it up. can fake tattoo make you famous? i am not sure. try it and let me know how it goes. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's c block is sponsored by the social safety hack mock.

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do you look like a tart? you won't seem smart. women who post sexy selfies on social media are seen as less competent by their women peers. it is always the women.

psychologists gathered two groups of women to do what they do best, judge other women. each group was shown a photo of the same lady. in one she appeared sixy and the other more chaste. one was graded higher in social attractiveness and competence. the sexy photo wasn't and lead to frantic weeping. the study was the subject of a discussion on middle eastern tv. look what happened. >> afterwards they all went for smoothies.

but in that world it means a beheading. sonny, are you surprised by the results of this study? women don't like women who are better looking. >> they don't. i will probably get them after the show tonight. your dress is too short. it is too tight. you shouldn't do that for tv. i say sit down and finish eating your cookie dough and keep your opinion to yourself. i point it out by saying take sarah palin and take roseanne bar. who is sexier? >> well it depends on what are you into. >> who is smarter? >> it ain't no depending unless you are a dog. >> have you seen roseanne recently? she is looking good. >> she is poised to take over "the view" so i guess that's why she is on it. >> seriously. different roseanne. there is roseanne bar and rosie o'donnell and then rosy greer.

>> have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? i didn't think so. they came after our men and they want to take away men's masculine tee and now they are coming after women and we can't have femininity in us. we can't be attractive and still be smart. i would like you to try that with me anytime you see me walking down the street in one of my short skirts. think you are smarter than me. >> you are picking fights with everybody. >> anybody. it feels good. >> you had a good day. >> exactly, exactly. every story no matter what it is about. it can be kittens. >> i hate kittens. i hate kittens. i really do. >> ambassador, your website on muss stashes i think it is called fluffy rides .org, do you notice -- can you -- do you look at like more aesthetically pleasing ones and get angry? >> i was hoping to stay out of

this. i think women have a problem in professional circles knowing how to dress and they don't have role models. i think that has changed now. i think when they do things that a are inappropriate there is less of an excuse than 30 years ago. now i would like to remain silent. >> joanne, will you be deleting your entire instagram account? >> no. i go by the mom rule. my mom is my friend on every social networking and social media site. she is a catholic. she is not one of those cool moms. but -- >> somebody has gotten herself into more trouble.

>> catholic moms can be cool. >> i won't post anything on there that i don't want her to see. that's a pretty good rule of thumb, or your father or who ever that manage might be for you. women can be pretty terrible to other women. i am not sure why. maybe it comes from insecurity. >> i like the way you say that. >> it is something i don't understand. >> you are quite beautiful, joanne. >> you too ambassador bolten. >> you have a special membership that allows you to see everything behind the scenes. >> as a platinum member you get access to the platinum

mustache. who owns a vet we all know. andy do male selfies have the same effect? >> no anytime you see a male selfie you feel bad for the guy. why does it matter what other women think as long as men are okay with the sexy pictures. it is men that run the business women are not allowed to hire people. >> it is y'all men that make women like me. i don't change my profile pic on all of my social sites. it stays there no matter how many different ones i take. i don't want the crab dwellers at the bottom of the floor coming up, you are awfully sixy in that -- no. i leave them the same. >> if you see them in the street you dare them. >> no i don't have to. will co saw me in the street and wouldn't come up to me.

i don't want to be that guy. >> the band? >> no, andrew wilco. >> y'all are gonna pick on me and say i am loud and i talk to much anyway so i figure i might as well get it in while i am here. >> you are beautiful. >> on that note, okay you kids. knock it off. we will take a break. "not cool" order it on amazon.com. autographs copy g gutfeld.com.

they have to go because of a show. a michigan sheriff is there any other kind announced some jails will begin ditching the orange jump suits in favor of black and white striped ones,

ebony and ivory i always say. that's the subject of tonight's -- >> the sheriff explained why he is making the change. quote, as you see shows on television like "orange is the new black" some people think it is cool to look like an inmate wearing all orange jump suits out at the mall or in public. i have never seen that. now inmates will no longer dress like their favorite characters from the netflix show and instead they will look like no one's favorite character, the hamburglar. the cons are not pleased with the move, but the sheriff said the response is, too bad. don't come to jail. if you come to dinner at my house and don't like what i'm serving, don't come back. "red eye" has compiled our own list of outfits that are more suitable for the felons. let's take a look.

>> he is guilty of being gorgeous. to discuss the new prison jump suits we brought in a special audience panel, and i look forward to hearing from everyone concerning this vital issue. thank you for being here. they are quiet today. i promise i will get to you in a second. ambassador, do these new uniforms make you less likely to commit crimes if they are black and white versus orange? >> undoubtedly. but it is important that it is a return to tradition. let's see more of it. >> it is true. when i was growing up it was black and white stripes and you had a big ball chained to your leg.

and then they got rid of the big ball, and that was the end of traditional america. sonny, are people really wearing orange jump suits? >> yes. >> they are? >> yes. black people, i love you, really i do. stop. you sag your pants. you put gold teeth in your mouth. now you want to walk around in an orange jump suit that signifies you you are a property of the state. do you understand the ignorance you are perpetrating on to yourself? at some point you can't blame everybody else. you have to take some of the responsibility yourself. if you do this stupid crap, especially the liberal culture pushes on you, you deserve to get looked at and stereo typed and laughed at. believe me, i will laugh at you ifwi see you. >> there you go. i knew it was going to end up, if i ever run into you. >> it is the truth. it gets to a point that i have to explain this to my daughter. what do i say? it is no good explanation i can give that makes you look good in any light whatsoever.

just stop. >> after the show we are all going outlooking for people >> if you have a book coming out, it should be called "and if i see out streets." 20 essays that end in that. andy, what color jump suits should they be? >> my main concern is that horizontal stripes make you look fatter. >> that's true. >> that can be bad for the prisoner's self-esteem. they should use vertical stripes which as the ambassador knows are sliming. >> do you know mr. prison food and how important it is? >> i know about army food which was not bad. in a lot of states prisoners only wear orange when they are transported like in california. even in "orange is the new black" they spend a lot of time wearing khakis. there is only one purpose to do this, humiliation and re-election. in 1994 a north carolina sheriff was elected by a

couple hundred votes and he put the inmates in stripes and won the next election by 5,000 votes. the public loves this. >> you are our fashionista. how would you rate it? >> animal prints are big and they look like zebras. but orange is one of the most flattering colors on all skin tones. i am con flicked it. >> it is okay to be conflicted. >> one sheriff put them in pink. now you have grown men walking around in pink thinking it is cute. it is not cute. why do you fall into a trap of letting someone show you something. at least jump off the bridge. that would be easier. >> after running into her on the street. if i ever see you jumping off a bridge -- >> i will clap. >> we may do some live shows. do we have a question from the

the -- from our studio audience? anybody there? no? they don't have anything. not a single question from them. i told you this is a bad idea. look at them. look at these guys. they just sit there. >> it jas andy's idea. >> but they don't do anything. >> coming up -- what story are we doing next? we'll surprise you. how about that? do you have an animal, video? send them to us on fox news.com/red eye. @3'!xye

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switch now and add voice and tv for $34.90. comcast business. built for business. the canadian model therks have them there -- they have them there, sames to be the most famous in the world with the help of his body art. those are tattoos and not just words written with a sharpee and even made a video to prove it and that's all the proof i need. it is not coming off. i have been there before, my friend. screaming go hard and greg gutfeld and a sex bomb. and then explains the model i

want to create an image that fits with the popular culture. i love everything that is sensational and unusual. he must be watching "red eye." fyi, don't open the bottom drawer of my nightstand. joanne, he has 24 face tattoo. this is obviously a man who knows how to commit. good boyfriend material. >> no, no. pop culture words are not permanent and these tattoo are. he has six -- sex bomb and all of these slang words. in a decade people will say what does that mean? get rid of it and he would be like, i can't. >> sonny, what would you do if you ran into him on the street? >> actually i will give a shoutout to dana perino. she stopped me from getting my third tattoo. >> really? >> i was going to get one on my birthday. i tweeted about it and dana is like, no, don't do that. do something good for the earth or something. she wrote something.

i was just like, well if dana doesn't want me to get another one, i won't get another one. all of my tattoo are places you can't see them unless i want you to see them. will not get something tattooed across the front of my forehead. and to your benefit if i see you on the street and you have a tattoo on your forehead i will point at you and laugh at you because you are an idiot. does that make you feel good, greg? >> yes, i needed that. ambassador, you have a number of tattoo, odd leer enough of mustaches. >> do you know something i don't know? >> could this hurt his career? >> i think it would be tough to be a trial lawyer a with tattoo like that. it is tough to deal with the jury and so on. i don't understand tattoo. i will pass to andy who i understand has even more than i do. >> andy, will face tattoo become the new like, i don't know, ed hardy t-shirt? >> no. >> it won't? >> no.

>> the fun part of the story is watching this guy trying to get another job after his modeling career. he passed out at a party. i think that video was run in reverse. he supposedly had make up on over the tattoo and you can see him scrubbing it off. i think it is running in reverse. it is fake. >> really? >> no. >> that's a shame. it is stupid. that's all i have to say. >> i hope he never commits a crime. he has guilty seriously written between his eyebrows. he will definitely be convicted. >> and it will be hard to cover it up. >> he can say do i have guilty written on my forehead? >> i can guarantee he is broke. i bet you he is broke. someone with that kind of fetish or whatever, every time he gets a little extra money he is going to the tattoo shop, i guarantee you. >> i definitely don't want to do that. >> he is broke and lonely. >> if you see him you will

tell him that. >> i will cross the street. >> andy levy, joanne, ambassador tom bolten, that does it for me. a wonderful show tonight. i'm greg gutfeld. see you tomorrow. huh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. everybody knows that. well, did you know words really can hurt you? what...? jesse don't go! jesse...no! i'm sorry daisy, but i'm a loner. and a loner gotta be alone. heee yawww! geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. jesse?

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