8:00 p.m., >> our president is shaking hands and kissing babies. some say good for him. that's what he should be doing. others say get back to work, sir. we each have our own versions of those. let's do a little role play. let's play presidential politics five style. let's go around the table and get president bob, andrea and the rest solutions to each of

the big crises breaking on the obama administration as we speak. let's start with russia and president greg what, do we do with russia? >> well, gee whiz. we talked about putin acting without regard for world opinion. acting in his own national interest. it is completely the opposite of president obama who is acting independently without regard to american interests and only to please world opinion. so he needs us for us to succeed. he needs to be reminded to put us before the world because he can't. how much does putin wish that president obama has a third term 'cause he hasn't just kicked sand in his face, he's kicked a beach in his face. remember president obama was an anti, anti-communist. he's jane fonda with a 16 handicap. >> how about president dana, by the way, russia is allegedly

pushed some of their military action to the border with ukraine. time to step up? >> this is -- we don't have to deal in reality, right? >> sure, you're president. >> nominate a dog as president. >> i believe that we would be within our rights to bomb those assets that russia is moving to the border. >> the u.s. bomb? >> i would not allow them to have those military assets on the border and i would take those out. and i would also take a page out of putin's play book. bob, we're not dealing with reality. >> i was going to say. >> one of the things putin does very well is he creates a problem and then after there is a problem, a couple days later he says oh, i have the solution. remember assad when he had the chemical weapons and all of a sudden putin comes in and says, i know. i will figure out a way to solve this. everyone says thank you so much. and he ends up getting what he wants. i don't know what we could do to cause a problem and solve it, but i think we should do something like that in his own country. >> dare i say the words,

president beckel? >> i think dana should be the supreme ally commander of nato. >> i agree. >> actually i'm not -- i think that nato has never been stronger, never had more people in its military because it expanded. the head of nato has always been, by treaty, the supreme ally commander is american. i think they ought to start doing exercises near and around nato countries and i mean big exercises because what putin has said is that we know he wants to get some of these nato countries back, particularly poland. i would do some very serious exercises over there. and i think that might get his attention. >> bob, i said that last week and you said no boots on the ground, greg! president bob. >> go ahead, president andrea. >> i'm still trying to recover from the president beckel. >> i don't blame you.

>> i would reinstate the missile shield in western europe. i would reexamine, if it's possible at this point, ukraine joining the e.u. that should have happened a long time ago. severe financial sanctions. you've said it, frack here at home, export as much as we can to europe so they're not as dependent on the russians. i would strengthen military ties with the poles because they're perhaps our best ally since 9-11 and they are likely the next country to fall after ukraine and we can not let that happen. but also this administration is very adept at demonizing the rich. this is not something that i would do per say, demonize the richment but what putin is doing right now is he is protecting the former ukrainian dictator, who looted the ukrainian treasury and spent so much money on that's papa laces with -- palaceial estates. rather than call out putin for protecting such a thief, john kerry is talking about how they violated u.n. charter.

if i were president, i would hammer home putin protecting this dictator and watch putin's base in russia squirm. really hit him for why he's protecting him. >> could i be your energy secretary? >> absolutely. >> so if i were president, i would do that. frack, drill, keystone pipeline right here. also since we do provide a lot of money and assistance to israel for their iron dome, why not give them an iron dome system as well? speaking of israel and ukraine and all the things that we help out, we'll stay with you, president tan tear rose. israel asking for $2 million for their iron dome system. also there may be a cease fire action temporary cease fire in the works. your thoughts on all those? >> i would call a press conference. go to the rose garden. say we unequivocally stand with israel. i would take a more wait and see approach, but open to sending them dollars. hezbollah is not inclined to get involved this time around.

but i do think that we send a clear message, we stand by them. but i don't know -- i would do anything right at this point in time other than that. >> bob, president bob, israel? >> i'll tell what you concerns me. it's not just the media, but in europe, the supposed allies of israel have stayed silent in the face of what hamas has been doing and israel has been taking the hit. anti-semitism is alive and well in europe and it has been for a long time and it's growing. the president of the united states has to stand up and say, look, i know we want to try to get both sides to back off here, but israel is getting a bad rap. hamas is the one putting these people in harm's way and nobody else is saying it and it's time for us to say it. the united states stands behind israel in that regard and it's time for the press and our allies, particularly germany, and say it's the fault of hamas and not israel. >> it's so very different from president obama's stance on that. >> i like that, bob. >> we like that a little better.

president dana? >> i would say if we are going to say we believe that israel has the right to defend itself, then we should let israel defend itself. and keep our nose out for a minute. meaning we don't always have to be there to bring people to the table because i think, as well-intentioned as it may be, secretary kerry is exacerbating tensions. also i think that president obama should try to get france at least to do what bob was suggesting, but the first thing they should do is cancel the two aircraft carriers to russia and as well, ask france to take the lead on more of a propaganda piece around europe. >> that's never going to happen. >> i want to give president gutfeld in the conflict. >> no more cease fires. don't have anymore cease fires. within that word is the idea that it's temporary. the pause only helps the radioing side.

do you think if israel was getting clobbered, people would call for a cease fire? they only call a cease fire for the aggressor who is getting his butt kicked. you don't call a cease fire when the bully is losing. aggressor lashes out when it knows there is a reprievement it only puts off the inevitable. so why not just allow the inevitable to happen. let the right side win. i agree with bob, there is one constant in history, that's that people hate jews and they do it because they can get away with it. >> the anti-israel sentiment is growing. >> let me make one fast. i couldn't agree with dana more. the french and british stayed silent. why? because they have huge muslim populations. they're scared to death of the muslim population, particularly france. what they're doing is playing a muslim role and not willing to step up for an ally. that's ace graceful. >> does the u.s., is that why

president obama stayed relatively quiet? >> i think that what dana said, when you get into these things, it doesn't help to have a secretary of state -- >> the democratic party had a long history of seemingly siding with the palestinians on these issues. >> that's not so. >> yes, they do. >> this guy would be sending israel all the 200 million they're asking for, maybe another 200 million, send a signal to the world, especially hamas and hezbollah if you ever think of getting involved, we got israel's back. should we move on to the border? president dana, you have a border crisis. 50, 60,000 kids have come over from central and south america. your thoughts on how to fix that problem? >> i think for as hard as it is to send children back, i think that i heard senator mcconnell say earlier this week that if and when they do go back, he can guarantee that their trip home would be a lot safer and comfortable than their trip up to the border and they'd have to be reunited with their families. i would also try to see if there is a possibility of criminal neglect to be charged against

the families that let the children go. again, that would be to try to keep the families intact because there has to be a deterrent. the third thing i would do is ke right now, take immigration reform off the table. o and have the entrepreneurial pa visas, not just for smart engineers that come from india and china, i think i would increase those to our best not friends as well for domestic partners from australia, u.k.,st any of those type of countries, if they want to come here, we should open up our door a little wider. >> president becker? >> couple things. op one, i suggested last week that obama should get together with the presidents of these central american countries. what happened is honduran president said you're sending mixed signals. if it were up to me, i would take these children in. i would make sure there is nos. criminals and absorb them into the united states and i would then absolutely dedicate myself

to finishing the wall. >> fix law, send them back. stop treating citizens like second class citizens. stop putting illegal immigrantsi before legal immigrants.s. because i know president obama loves golf. i would like toti use a golfnts metaphor. you can't just climb are fence,t run to the green and drop a ball in the hole and call it a hole in one of the even a golf course, which is not a country, has borders. the only thing d that doesn't he borders is obama's foolishness. >> all you have to do is fix the loophole in the law that allows central american children to not have the same rapid expedited fashion that we have with mexican children. so you can do that, that's something very simple you can do immediately to stem this. devote as many resources as possible to the border until the crisis is stemmed.ldre put the national guard there. ensure they have arrest power if they need it. i would have a strong, strong warning to the leaders ofwer.

central american. invite them to the white house and warn them. you can not allow your kids too come here and then send them th bill so they can reimbus -- reimburse us for the cost. >> i would agree withth everythg she said and add one more things take legal immigration from you a million ae year up to maybe 3 or 4 million a career and ease that burden. >> could i say this? was it true that when he met with the president of guatemala, honduras and el el salvador, thy dressed as children and asked for refugee status? >> that's exactly right. it was ronald reagan who allowe those from el salvador to come in and granted them the right to come to the united states,d t especially the children. i think that's what we ought to do. >> is there a civil war going on in any of the countries? >> honduras. >> is it a civil war? >> i think it's -- >> we got to leave it right there. when we come back, is president obama -- you threw something inv my opening read. is president obama willingly

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wasn't his. it belongs to us. as president you may disdain the role but that's the role you accept pad. office should remain the same as before as well as the stature of america. it's amazing that citizens of one country are trampling through another without so much as a stop for a slurpee to come here. mexico should adopt a new slogan, keep going, straight ahead. the president wants out so badly while others want in. what do people see in america that he doesn't. perhaps that it was uniquely exceptional much more so than him. don't you feel the office has shrunk deliberately? >> yeah, i do. i don't think he feels it shrunk. i think he feels he reshuffled the priorities of the white house and what he thinks are important. you know, he said at this fundraiser yesterday people don't care about what happens around the world they care about what happens here at home. he doesn't even care about what

happens here at home. he's not to dounsd border crisis or va scandal. i just don't think he cares. we don't have an israel policy, russia policy. no syria policy. no real iraq policy. charles krauthammer said the other day this is the closest thing to anarchy since world war ii and i would gee. we talked about what each of us would do. i think obama needs to stick to beer summits, birth control press conferences, he needs to do golf, pool, pay no attention to foreign policy and absolutely stay away. help michele plan a junket. refocus, fundraise. i don't want him to draw a red line that he's not willing to enforce. >> dana, is he almost like our gorbachev? he's opening the door to a new era where like gorbachev unknowingly caused the disintegration of the ussr.

>> in fact, i just read an article in "newsweek" that talks about vladimir putin's daily life and one of the things he believes is gorbachev was an evil person that caused the destruction of their country or downfall. the president is being tagged in almost every column as being detached. i tuned white house doesn't think that's true. they will tell you until they are blue in the face that that's not true. but that's the accepted narrative of this moment and about to go on a three week vacation and the world won't stop its chaos for him to have another break. >> eb, 2016. does america need a nationalist, somebody concerned about preserving our strength in a mad world. we don't have one now, it seems. >> yes. we need someone that we all like. we need someone who has a national policy that we can adhere to and like while he's doing it. the problem is andrea was on

with james carville on o'reilly last night. you hear people on the right saying president doesn't care. when you hear james carville say he doesn't care it's okay. obama doesn't care but it's not all right. he ran i'm going fix america. he had a heart. he cared then. what happened in the six years between he was elected and now? we have two more years of a guy who doesn't care. that's a pretty scary concept. >> we are getting what he said he would do. people aren't ready for that because they don't like what they consider the interventionist policies of george w. bush so they liked it in 2008. now the consequences are what we weren't hoping for. >> doesn't it make you nervous it could get worse if he gets involved. that's my concern. the next two years is a very scary prospect. eric if he doesn't know what he's doing and other countries have taken notice i think it's best for him to worry about

school lunches and bake sales and the nfl and whatever else he wants to do. >> to suggest the president of the united states doesn't care about these things is absurd. >> carrville said it last night. >> i don't care what carrville said. the point of fact is that -- what you're talking about is the old american saber rattling. we can't do that any more. >> that's the point. you're calling it saber rattling. >> what can you do? >> it works. it ended the cold war. we chased saddam hussein out of kuwait. >> all this talk about saber rattling and i'll go back to ronald reagan. you can't do anything about it. >> can i give you and alternative to saber rattling. slap some sanctions on russia. go after hamas. you can still do that and not be a saber rattler.

>> how do you go after hamas. >> cut off the funding to palestinian authority. tell iran you want to play, he'll play with you, we'll dance with you. >> i see. you're going eye ball to eye ball with iran. >> the stupid sanctions obama lifted put them back in place. >> they have been lifted. >> they were great sanctions. he was stupid for lifting them. sorry i misspoke. >> the fact is you keep talking about the saber of the united states is not nearly as strong as it used to be and it's not obama's fault, it's the way the world has gone. you throw dlhrow diplomacy arou. >> in a couple of weeks we'll see images with the bicycle helmet and glasses.

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♪ back in february we brought you the horrific video of nfl running back ray rice dragging his then fiancee's unconscious body out of an atlantic city elevator. his punishment from the league a whopping two games. test positive for weed or performance-enhancing drugs it may cost you a full season. an upper downtown your fiancee just two games. does the nfl need to re-examine their conduct guidelines or is this a symptom of the culture. >> it's not a big deal. it's just part of the process. i stand behind ray.

he's a heck of a guy. he's done everything right since. he makes a mistake. he'll have to pay a consequence. good for kids to understand that it works that way. that's how it should be. we're not dwelling on it. we're moving forward. >> not a big deal. >> what an idiot. >> go ahead, bob. >> listen to that jerk talk like that and say it's not a big deal and ray is a heck of a guy. he's not. he's an aabuser. he beats up women. nfl is a neanderthal. i think they are a sexist organization. >> dana, we ran the footage of rice dragging the fiancee out of the elevator. it was never made public but the revel casino provide footage. he knocked her unconscious. horrible footage.

harbaugh knows it's out there. how can he say it's not a big deal. >> amazing to me how people in position of leadership get themselves in situations where it looks like they are insensitive. it wouldn't have been hard to say we're concerned, we'll talk to him and focus on the game. if you're in sports those are the three things you have to say. the thing that bothers about his statement he calls his team in particular rice calls him a kid. these are not kids. these are men that are very powerful and they have a lot of money and they are partying a lot and yeah, they bring in a lot of money for the fans as well for the games, but i think calling them kids, basically underscores what bob is saying they don't take it seriously enough. >> greg, he's going to an anger management class. he pleaded not guilty. on the ravens this has happened before. carrie williams earned a suspension for the exact same thing. although no video.

this is symptomatic how they treat this. >> is ray lewis still playing? >> no he retired. >> anger management does not work for anybody. i think that's pretty clear. the most amazing thing about it is we say that the coaches response is blase. he didn't marry rice. she married him after this. the woman married him. so i'm going to butt out of this. i think what he did to her was grotesque but she married him. my solution to domestic abuse it rhymes with the second amendment a gun is a force multiplier. >> eric to that point his fiancee came out and apologized. does that give people like steven smith from espn things like this. >> ray rice case he probably deserves more than the two game

suspension. but at the same time we also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about elements of provocation not that there's real provocation but the elements prove vocation. you got to make sure you address it because what we got to do is do what we can to prevent the situation from happening in any way and i don't think that's brooched enough. >> maybe she asked for it. >> i got to tell you, i like the guy a lot. he absolutely blew this one. i hope you make a retraction. to indicate that maybe it was her fault for getting punched in the face. there's nothing you can do to provoke a woman to punch her in the face in the elevator and drag her out. very quickly on the nfl, the performance-enhancing drugs mostly because of the signal it sends to children. don't use drugs. same thing. if you're going to be harsh for

peds you should be harsh for domestic violence. >> domestic violence shelters all over america where women leave them and go back to the men. i don't understand it. they do. this is not unique. it's a ridiculous thing for this i die tot say. >> could i say something real quick. i've not said that the white house -- i don't believe that it should get involved in nfl. now it should do that not foreign policy. however, it's weird this white house has weighed in on so many other sports issues the feds are going after pain killers and sports injuries strange they wouldn't weigh in on something this especially when they talk about war on women. the war on women is the one in white house on equal pay. the thing with isis. it's odd to me that this white house would not say anything about this. but i think i know why. >> if it was the 1950s we would be better off.

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♪ all right back by popular demand it's facebook friday. we ask you to send in your questions. i get to read them. andrea, this is from bill m. what is your favorite vacation spot and why? >> stalker. >> i would probably say greece or anguilla. >> why. >> i love the beaches and it's very quiet.

>> is that jersey. >> i can run around and not be recognized. it's in the caribbean. >> i thought you would say miami. >> that's up there too. bob from gary t. he says bob i'm same age as you, 20 year army vet and lean more conservative. what life event made you a liberal. >> i started out as a liberal. my dad worked in the civil rights movement. it goes back generations. influence of my father and mother. >> okay. eric this is from sherri p. with all the running you do, do you run in marathons. >> no. in fact, the most i've ever run is ten miles. i usually run five miles three times a week. it's a perfect distance. that's enough. by the way i got this new fuel band. i love these things. >> would you run? >> i don't think i can finish it. >> dangerous thing to do. >> boring to watch. marathoners are miserable

people. >> is it more fun to watch than soccer. >> executive producer just said in my ear i'm not man enough to run a marathon. >> the challenge is on. greg, from diane p., at what point in your life did you become interested in politics? >> when i got hired by fox. [ laughter ] i don't know. you know, i think a lot of people will say -- i got interested in politics when i was at berkeley and i was a liberal. i worked for the nuclear freeze in high school. when i got to berkeley and i saw liberalism at its full bloom that changed me that made me a conservative. later i would say 9/11 changes you a bit. it sharpens your focus. i was living in new york and you just became more -- you started thinking about things a bit more seriously than you did before. >> who was your first conservative icon, somebody you

thought was -- >> bob terrell my boss at the american spectator. i used to pick up his lunches and medical supplies. let's say they advertised. >> really? >> i'm joking. >> okay. this one is for me. how long does it take for dana to prepare for each show. it never ends. constant. >> it's kind of true. >> yeah. >> you prepare everything. you prepared for this. >> i was ready to answer your questions for your just in case you needed help. andrea another one. what's the best piece of advice, career or personal that you have received and if you can say who was it from? >> probably from my dad, and he said choose something you love because it won't feel like work so never give up. people say when a door closes a window opens i had to jimmy both

open sometimes in my life or kick some down. >> bob from claire. although bob doesn't always do his prep i'm always amazed at his command of history and politics. what was your major in college? >> i was football. but the reason i know a lot about history, i love history and my father was a historian and i read a lot of history. and it interests me a lot. and a lot of the political history is fascinating to me and i think without having a really good grasp of history you can't have a good grasp of politics or domestic or international issues. >> you have an amazing ability memorize things. designee can't remember what he said yesterday. >> the problem for you history started with 9/11. >> eric, do you attend mass on saturdays too? >> that's the only day i don't. actually i don't attend mass

every day. i do my think at saint patrick's. >> you don't go to mass when you go to light candles. >> he goes to the black whale and throws some shots back. >> i pray for you guys. >> when was your last confession. >> before last ash wednesday. >> oh, to be a fly on a wall. greg from william n., since your wife is from russia can you speak and write any russian? >> i memorized two sentences in russian when i asked for permission for marriage from her father when i flew to moscow like in 2000 and something. no. it's a very difficult ld it's b speak it. because then she can talk about things that i don't understand and it's probably better that way. >> to tell you the truth, yes dear. >> do you ever respond da? >> yes. >> you go da.

>> they have letters in their alphabet i don't know what they are. >> come on, greg, you know how to say please go get me another beer. >> i would be poisoned in three weeks. >> last one, number 12 because it's the quickest one. from rachel s. we have mugs on the table every day who drinks what. andrea. >> tea. >> water. >> hot coffee. >> i don't drink it. it's hot water. >> squirrel urine. >> nobody is drinking alcohol. next is a pop quiz. what do most americans say is their favorite adult beverage, beer, wine, liquor. maybe something else. listen up... i'm reworking the menu. veggies you're cool... mayo, corn dogs...you are so out of here! ahh... the complete balanced nutrition of great tasting ensure. 24 vitamins and minerals.

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asked this question, i drank vodka in spring and summer and scotch in the fall and winter. the problem is when i quit i was drinking about a quart and a half of both a day. and you don't want to get up there. that will kill you. eric you don't drink a quarter most days. >> not even close. i love vodka with club soda and put an orange wedge. with vodka that's what i do. >> you don't drink it on the rocks? >> sometimes. i do probably drink it four or five nights a week. >> your going to stop drinking vodka to protest president putin. >> i drink absolute vodka which comes from sweden. >> dana what do you drink >> everything i drink makes me ill. >> why is that. is there something you want to share. >> i can't drink a lot of things

including frangelico which makes me sick. i love champagne. do i get drunk? i'm pretty self-controlled. if i don't eat and then drink it's a disaster. >> she confessed she couldn't do frangelico. too many buttery nipple shots. >> let's talk to our resident expert. >> alcohol is one of god's gift to the world in order to appreciate it you have to make sure you can drink it for the rest of your life. that's why wine is important. you can drink half a bottle of wine and you're not a drunk. you fall asleep before you throw up. there's nonalcoholic and alcoholic. chocolate milk is the greatest nonalcoholic drink. all alcohol tastes bad. beer tastes bad, whiskey tastes bad, wine tastes bad. it's not refreshing. we tricked ourselves into

thinking this stuff is delicious when our own common sense we know it tastes awful. it tastes terrible. that's why not you can mix good tasting stuff with bad tasting stuff because it screws my brain. alcohol doesn't taste good. >> speak for yourself greg gutfeld. i think it tastes delicious especially after a long night of working with you know who. greg said alcohol is god's gift and i think it's god's gift to me because i have to work with you. >> when i drank it i felt it was like medicine. >> i feel the same way. >> that greek drink. >> ouzo. >> i drank a fifth of that. i carried licorice. >> i'm like bolling vodka all

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♪ all right time for one more thing. it's friday so it's time for -- almost pelosi, almost kerry, almost hillary but it was joe biden who said this. >> i helped one republican kid make money. so they put me in a home i get a window with a view. >> in other words, joe, republicans know how to make money. joe you're fool of the week. >> what about that home he wants to go to? >> the home. yeah. >> maybe he can go early. >> not the white house, though. >> one of the things that was really fun this past couple of weeks was weird al yankovick. he had his new album called "mandatory fun."

got 10 million views to date. just for this one song "word crimes" that make fun of people that don't have good grammar. watch this. ♪ word crimes ♪ ♪ you better slow down and use the right pronoun ♪ . >> it's 104,000 that he sold. he was asked about why he thinks this is one of the best to date and he said he thought the marketing campaign had a lot to do with it. he didn't give us credit. we played a couple of them. andrea. >> this story cracked me up. this criminal called roger ray. committed a crime in maryland. the police in maryland posted on facebook a wanted poster of his face. there it is right there. he saw the picture. he decided, you know what? i'm going to leave a comment.

so roger post you all will never catch me. and so what happened after that? well they caught him. roger ray, don't do that kind of stuff. he looks like a genius. eric this would have been a good fool of the week. >> i missed that one. greg, you're up. >> we talked about that scum that died from a lethal injection and it took two hours and it was upsetting to a lot of people it took so long to die. here's a tweet from abc news. it reads victim's family shows no sympathy after killer's execution drags out for nearly two hours. what do you expect you morons. they witnessed -- jean brown witnessed her sister and father getting killed by this guy. they showed sympathy. it's on the family of the victims. it's on the family of the victims you jack asses. >> i agree.

you're up, bobby. >> there's a study out of britain the journal of communications that says for people who work hard all day when they come home and turn on the tv they get a feeling of being guilty and have feelings of failure because they should be doing something else. now, i don't know about whether you guys feel that way. i don't watch much tv. this is a complete study. people say i'm a failure for watching tv. i got an answer. if you just watch "the five" then it's easy. you don't have to feel guilty or a loser. you'll get educated particularly if you listen to me. it's a way to take care of yourself. don't watch anything else. particularly don't watch cnn or msnbc. >> favorite show quickly "around the table." >> right now? >> besides "the five." >> the following. >> "house of cards." >> longmyer.

>> drunken history. >> so "the five," tyrant and hannity. set your dvrs to never hello. i'm eric shutdown. welcome to a brand-new hour inside america's news headquarters. shaky cease fire between hamas and israel, is has ended. >> i'm arthel neville. topping the news this hour, hamas wasting no time abruptly ending the cease fire and firing rockets right at tel aviv. a live report from gaza city. libya, the state department has closed our embassy in tripoli. this for the third time in two years. we'll have the latest details with that evacuation. and congress days away from its summer recess. now some democrats are demanding no one leave 'til the v.a. is fixed.