deputy prime minister. he is funny. that's my off-the-record comment tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" how far will shia lebeouf go to not have to act in anymore movies? we report and you watch him run and hide. and how much does the vice president expect to spend on macaroni and cheese between now and 2016? >> $3.6 trillion. and i make no apology for that. [applause]. >> and finally, does the belief that crop circles are created by space aliens make you stupid, really stupid or really, really stupid? our expert panel settles it once and for all next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest.

her voice is raspier than rod stewart and kim carnes after smoking three packs of camels. her first day on the job is tomorrow, congrats. wear pants. she gets down to brass tax and bottoms of bottles because she is a drunk. it is joanne nosuchunsky. well, his face lights up less often than the dark side of the moon. there you go. it is tv's andy levy. and they say don't be a stranger which is why the law requires him to go door-to-door in his very own neighborhood. next to me, imus in the morning executive producer and my pal from o'reilly, bernie mcgirk. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> what say you, mcgirk? >> they dropped the bomb on a mom. a florida woman was arrested on sunday for allowing her

7-year-old son to walk to the park by himself. dominic ganey was on the way to the park when he passed a public pool where lifeguards asked him where his mom was. he got scared and ran the rest of the way to the park leading them to call the cops who found him and asked him where he lived. shorts are clearly too long. the cops then took him home and arrested his mother on charges of child neglect. nicole said she knew she was making a mistake by letting dominic go to the park. >> i honestly didn't think i was doing anything wrong. i was letting him go play. >> oh well. and she totally gets why the cops arrested her. >> i am dumb founded by this whole situation. >> who wrote this? clearly this is something that could only happen in -- >> as always to help us out in this discussion we brought in a studio audience panel.

welcome, everyone, and thanks for being here. before we start, how many enjoyed my special homemade fudge before the show? that's great. may need more emt's for that lot. all right, bernie, was the mom wrong? and even if she was wrong arrest her or execute her? >> i don't know what a is happening to this country where raising a nation of p words. you can't send this kid to the park and they treat her like kasey anthony? if it was a empyreal i can uppedz -- a girl i i can understand, but it is a boy you have to let him out there. >> i completely agree. >> come on, 11 years old i was sneaking on to the subway. >> i was operating a fork-lift on the moon. >> i don't think these cops went far enough. i think in order to be outside all children under the age of 26 should have an armed bodyguard at all times. it is just too dangerous. >> where? >> anywhere.

it is very, very dangerous. as soon as i have kids, some day, i am just going to hand them off to the cops right away. just because you know they know what is better for kids than their parents. >> it is a smart move. joe, we know you will never have kids because it will cut into your drinking time. what is happening to this world when a 7-year-old cannot walk outside by themselves? you can use the p-word and i say it should be a book title, nation of narks. >> the problem is not the child walking alone. it is the see something, say something -- what is it called? >> exactly. we understand. >> campaign? >> that's it, campaign, posters they have. no really because everyone is looking. i just don't look. no really. i try to avoid eye contact with people. especially in new york. if i had a car i wouldn't have to walk to work and i wouldn't have to run into people or see horrible things happening.

i avoid them. >> and oftentimes in new york the horrible things are on the ground. when you are walking you just -- like walking in new york straight ahead is an amazing experience. once you look down things are really bad down there. >> you have so much on your shoes. >> it is disgusting. and the time comes when you are walking and you slip and you slip not because you lost your balance, but because something soft and gooey caused it. should i go on? >> a mom got arrested, greg, and this is what you are talking about? >> okay. your mother encouraged you to solicit rides from men in vans, so you are aware of the challenges of raising a child that was unloved. >> i got to see a lot of america as a youth, greg. it was an infor ma tiff experience. >> america what's his name. he was a native american loner. three k's. >> i agree. we are becoming as i like to say a nation of narks.

the lifeguard should be arrested. he is taking his title too seriously. a lifeguard is for inside the water. outside of the water you are not guarding lives. you are a nark. >> i can't believe they let her go and now her child is free to enjoy the outdoors by himself with all of the hazards. i really think we need taxpayer dollars through obamacare and get every child a bodyguard so it does -- doesn't happen again. >> strangers continue to get a bad name. >> have you guys like andy lurking around these parks. >> with the cops it is telling a mom that there are pedophiles in the park. there are all of these pedophiles and it is so dangerous, then why aren't you in the park patrolling the park? >> yes, exactly. why are you chasing the kid when you got the kid chasers thing is i think we have

gone a little stranger crazy. i think we have. >> it is all "law and order"'s fault. >> maybe that's why i am so scared. i watched that for hours and hours and hours. >> all women were affected by the "law and order" marathon. you realize all of the criminals are wealthy stockbrokers and usually white. or they are art dealers. >> they are never the person you think they are. >> it is first guy and then they talk to another guy and it is always the first guy. >> it is the first guy and it is always chad lowe. it is never rob lowe because he is successful. chad is not, so chad is always the first guy they talk to, and it turns out he is crazy, and then he tries to commit suicide, but they don't get him and at the end the music swells up. then they have the commercial and the next one starts. and then you are in the next law and order episode. >> next then you know you soiled yourself. at least i have. let's not talk about that

problem. the bros came to blows. it is day 3.4 of -- >> jus sten bieber and something called orlando bloom nearly came to fist uh cuffs at a spanish bar on wednesday. i stressed nearly because they are wimps. the beef started in 2012 when bieber was said to have defiled bloom's ex-wife. who cares. and it ramped up when they saw each other in a bar. according to page six bloom refused to shake his hand as he walked past his table and the biebs responded about a comment and then that's when it all went down. bloomburg on the altercation.

>> yes! i think bloom was on the left. anyway, let's see the real fight if it was. >> still wearing em broid erred shirts at clubs. some say bloom's punch missed and others say it landed, but it would have been cool to see both of them get hit by a large truck. >> whose side do you take in the conflict? >> first of all having sex with justin bieber, i don't think that counts as having sex. justin bieber it would be like putting on one of shaquille o'neil's sneakers. he is a perpetual man boy. i don't know what bloom is upset about. i wish he would have connected and knocked the kid who egged his neighbor's homes, i wish he connected and as you said knocked the kid out. gite world would be -- >> the world we be a better

place. we talked about this earlier and bernie hits on on it. the real question is sleeping with justin bieber. >> i do not understand why anyone would want to bed bieber. just because like you said, i just don't -- i see him as a boy, but he is a man boy who forgets his shirt. if you forget your shirt, you will be forgetful doing other things doing the deed, and then there are a whole bunch of issues. but also too, bloom, why would you want to hit bieber? that's like punching a fiesty chihuahua. what's the point? >> there is a 17-year difference. it is a 20-year-old punching a 3-year-old. >> that's all you know is that justin bieber is terrible because everyone was cheering when the much older guy is beating him. >> but it is also -- he did sleep with miranda kerr because why would a 37-year-old hit a 20-year-old? >> he got mad. >> and by the way, i am fatherly -- i know my gossip. i am almost 100% certain that they did have sex and everybody knows about it.

bieber got baptized earlier. i believe we did that story. >> we did. >> it didn't take, did it? >> i will go you one step further. orlando bloom is the worst buddhist ever. >> she buddhist? >> what are you doing throwing punches? buddhists don't throw punches. >> he was trying to bluff him. >> i think it is obvious that bloom watches "red eye." we do these stories and i say bieber needs to get the crap kicked out of him. i think there is proof bieber slept with bloom's wife because bloom's wife a few days later had bieber fever as they call it. >> that's right. that's basically a cold sore. >> that's all the proof you need. >> you know what, this is like the ali-frasier fight. if ali was a twinkie and frasier was a used pair of underpants. we talked about this, joanne gnaw, about real men and that's in the a real man.

i made a list. women -- young women prefer softer and more feminine dudes. they like the johnny depps and the hairless smooth thing. i made this list because i grew up in the 70s, and you will remember this. david cassidy, bobbie sherman, sean cassidy, the bay city rollers, robbie benson. remember robbie benson? lance kerwin, donny osmond, how about the band patent brothers? these are all boyish young men. >> it wouldn't be much of a fight. it is like bob beck kill fighting -- bob beckel fighting lou daabs. they should arrest bieber's mother for letting him out into society. >> i think his mother is a lovely person. i don't know her, but i'm certain she is. she raised -- she had a tough life. >> are you trying to get some of that bieber love? >> i want him on "the five."

the father is a strange man. he puts him in a rush to flush. i speak of australian flight attendants who warn passengers returning home from a music festival to ditch their drugs prior to landing. the reason? sniffer dogs. they were waiting for them at the sydney airport. said the jets star airline crew member, quote, we are told there are sniffer dogs dogs and quarantine officers in the terminal. if you need to dispose of anything you shouldn't have, we suggest you flush it now. it prompted a rush to the bathroom and some gratitude on social media. not sure what that means. one passenger on on jet star's facebook page, what a good samaritan. this guy deserves a promotion. an airline spokesperson said the flight attendant's words were poorly chosen and apologized for the incident. he was since sent home for self-reflection.

>> oh well, anyway. this guy broke the law and kind of screwed the police. should he have done that a? >> absolutely. you should always, always screw the police when ever you can. honestly this sounds like a party plane. people were rushing to the bathroom because so many people had drugs? did you hear the one guy who talked to the media who said why would you tip people off if they had something illegal? they should get in trouble. he was not invited on the party plane. everyone else was cooler. this mandy serves an award. >> he is an australian hero and maybe even an american one. >> this guy deserves free foster's beer for the rest of his life. >> is that a punishment? >> it could be. i think the airline should apologize that the copilot was out of line to flush his drugs. that's where they should apologize. kudos to this guy. shame on the cops. the people are having a good time and coming back from a concert and take it easy.

>> what happened to all of the drugs? do we know? >> have i a theory -- >> i have a theory. >> i am the host and you are the theorist. go ahead. >> there were no sniffer dogs. the flight attendant had the toilet hooked up so it emptied into a bucket that he then had access to. >> imagine sorting through that. >> he had a funnel up to his butt so everything was going right into his butt, and then he was going to walk out of the airport with it. >> my theory made sense and you made it absurd. >> i was thinking the same thing. he would later fish through the accept particular system for drugs. -- the septic system for drugs. the airline didn't say if they were punishing him. >> they didn't say what you could flush. he could have meant a good bm. make sure you go and get rid of what you don't need. >> don't bring that home with you my mom always said. >> exactly. isthat is uncomfortable.

they said they routinely do have these dogs sniffers who come and it is normal for them to announce it. he just added the word flush. even if he didn't say flush it, people are going to go to the bathroom to flush it anyway. >> i didn't know they announced -- i guess that's like when you are driving. it is like when you flash your flashes -- your lights when you are driving down the road and you see a police officer and a speed trap and you flash to the people coming at you. >> do we know who this flight attendant is? is this a single person? this sounds like a person i need to know. follow me on twitter. >> he is probably very famous. we learned nothing. it is all speculation. coming up, "red eye"'s annual pool party. reminder, edible thongs are mandatory. what did jesse ventura win? what did jesse ventura win? some say a lawsuit. female announcer: you're on the right track to save big

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being shoty? former governor and possesser of the worst hair in the world, jesse "the body" ventura was awarded $1.8 million by a jury by chris kyle. in his book "american sniper" kyle says he punched out ventura after hearing him say the u.s. deserved to lose a few in the iraq war. jesse denied the claims and sued in 2012. kyle died in 2013, but the case against the estate continued and resulting in a ventura victory. jesse "the body" is receiving backlash because the estate supports kyle's widow and two children. here is jesse on cbs defending

himself and the suit. >> well, you pursue a lawsuit for the truth. i would have been a big time loser had i not pursued the lawsuit because the lawsuit, the whole story was fabricated. >> but, jesse, aren't you getting hammered enough in the court of opinion? >> i am not getting hammered in the court of opinion. people are walking up to me every day and shaking my hand. there is no public -- how am i getting hammered in the court of public opinion? because i sought the truth? >> they are shaking his hand because they think he is the guy in "hard core pond." no, what's his name? les gold is much better looking. that was because they were tan. bernie, is there anyway to side with jesse on this? >> no way. he is a big loser. i am ashamed to be bald right now. he is a bald headed punk.

let me go out on a limb. somebody should do something. you can't advocate -- somebody should do to him what we want done to justin bieber. >> have you ever had him on imus? >> no, i have not. oh years ago, yes. before he was a conspiracy theorist. >> before he was a truther. i think he was on "red eye" twice or once and it was the most uncomfortable experience. he was on "opie and anthony" and jim norton ripped him to shreds in the most beautiful way. he interviews people and if thent views don't go well you almost never see them. i know a few people have had that experience. katherine, does anyone win here? he won the case, but won't he be hated forever? >> he just wanted to clear his name. this guy wrote mean things about him. what is he supposed to do? he didn't want america to think he was a bad guy. i feel he had to sue this widow and take her money and save his reputation. >> and you know what, when you

sue a widow and you get money out of her, that's the best way to restore your reputation. >> i had to prove i am not as bad of a guy as everybody thinks i am. >> he bought pizza for the need yaw after the trial -- for the media after the trial. >> what kind of pizza? that matters. >> probably meatball. >> everyone knows the true jesse ventura. >> joanne, he wins. what would be the noble move here? to say i only did this to clear my name and she can keep the money? >> no, he needs the money because he has to pay his lawyers because it has been going for so long. they started this case before the navy seal died. he uh pearntly that is a million plus dollars in -- apparently that is a million plus dollars? >> and his was paid by insurance or something? >> really what it amounted to was it is retaliation. he was hurt and he wants to make people feel hurt like he

was. i, however, believe there is always a bit of truth to every rumor. you are obviously not -- you are not a stand up guy for someone to put all of this about you in a book. people are still going to suspect that you are probably not the best guy out there. >> here is my issue, and i said this before on "the five," i can't stand the guy because he is a truther. i think he is crazy. there is a problem with him. however, he might be telling the truth. there are holes in some of these stories. and if the guy -- if this guy is saying, look, you said that you wanted soldiers -- or you wanted members of our military dead and the guy is alive when he slanders you, you still have to clear your name even if you are an a-hole, right, andy? am i wrong, right? >> no, you just said everything i was going say. >> i disagree with that.

i don't think you do. once the guy died -- the guy is a legitimate american hero. he is living off the proceeds of the book and at that point you let it disagree. it is a huge, huge tool and there is no getting around that. it is not like kyle wrote in the book that ventura didn't like chocolate ice cream. he said that ventura said that the seals deserved to lose a few. that's not the kind of thing you can let stand if you didn't really say it. yeah, kyle died, but it was still in the book. the purpose of the lawsuit is not pulling that chapter out of the book. it won't be there in future editions. otherwise pulling out of the lawsuit then accomplishes nothing. the book is still saying the thing which ventura and eight out of 10 jurors say there is no evidence he actually said. it sucks he went after the widow, but really he was going after the estate. >> and now he is very popular

and everyone thinks he is a great guy. >> in the court of public opinion he thinks he is not losing. >> no, he is. >> give the money back. >> he should do a kick-starter. >> that's my point. there should be a way to win and say, okay, i don't want the money. i just want -- i want the books pulled. >> he should use whatever money he needs to payoff legal fees. and then he should give the rest back to the estate to the widow. >> or he should match it. he should give that amount -- >> there are issues. this whole story is more complicated than people in the press are making it out to be. they are calling ventura a d-bag which he has proven to be on other occasions. but he is not completely in the wrong here because there are other instances where there is stuff in that book that is not verifiable or stories told that are not verifiable, and i go, blame the jury too, right?

>> bunch of idiots. listen, he wins, the terrorists win. i don't know. it is just despicable and it is a sad story. he should give it back. are you proud, minnesota ans, for electing him? >> i loved when that happened. i don't know how old i was, but when he was elected governor it was the greatest thing. but i was stupid. >> i am still happy about it. >> are you from there? >> no. i am happy about it from afar. >> i am just glad you are happy. >> she is just a fan of the state. >> minnesota is the best. >> it really is the best. it is true. coming up, the government tries to find why wikipedia is sexist. they should have just read my entry, wikipedia is sexist and girls smell. >> tonight's sponsor, the wrist watch and invasive brain chip. can't take the stench of the guy next to you on the train or the pain of hearing another co-worker karaoke?

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could a southern drawl be your career's down fall? one tennessee research lab thinks so. there it is right there. it is beautiful. i would like to live there. anyway, oak ridge national laboratory was set to teach a

southern accent reduction class, but employee objections lead to its cancellation. the training course requested by some workers was advertised to, quote, give employees a more neutral american accent and be remembered for what you say and not how you say it. apparently the standard american english lessons have been offered in the past, but this year's focus on the southern dialect upset many southern born employees. was canceling the class the right thing to do? >> it is ridiculous. they are not forcing them. they said if you want to change the accent you can. it is like say you don't like your accent? this is an outrage. everyone needs to relax. you may not necessarily be respected by certain people if you talk a certain way, just shut up and do your job. >> bernie, does a southern accent sound unprofessional? and isn't that kind of a good thing? you know in all of those

movies the lawyer with the southern accent always wins. hey, how you doin? i love your strawberry lemonade. he is innocent and everybody claps. >> clarence darrell, yes. >> mike tyson. >> it actually makes you sound stupid. just kidding. i love the southern accent. first of all this is tennessee. it is not leak massachusetts or northern california. it is like going to liverpool and trying to get people to change their english accent. it is ridiculous. in the green room joanne was making fun of my bronx accent. >> not everybody has to like an accent though. this is america. you are allowed to say your accent makes you sound stupid and if you don't like it you can work somewhere else. >> southern california, that -- those are the people that make fun of southern accents. but the vocal -- it makes everybody sound stupid. >> i don't know what that is. >> you know what it is.

>> i don't know what it is. >> i don't want to remind our viewers. >> joanne, you took classes like this, didn't you? >> i did. so as a theater major you had to take speak and diction classes because you need to speak the standard american english to learn other dialects. it is helpful to your careers. if your accent, people can't understand it or you have certain vocal tic cz or a fry for example these classes can be helpful. but if you are jersey shore or paula dean, keep it. >> what fry do you mention? >> white fry. >> that's it. >> there you go. that always makes me laugh. >> you never heard of the fry? >> no. >> every woman -- >> come on, you totally heard it before. yum. >> i like it though. >> it is every kardashian. >> yeah.

>> super. >> you can't even tell. >> it is like shrilling to your ear jie. i think it is kind of hot. >> i don't even have a question. >> that's all right. bless their hearts i say. first of all i love southern accepts, new orleans probably my second favorite. i understand why a place that operates on a national level would want to flatten out any accents whether southern or new england or bronx because they are dealing with the whole country. greg, you pointed out that the southern lawyer always wins. you don't see a lot of scientists with southern accents. >> that's true. >> it is a science place and maybe they are like, you don't want to do that. >> what is interesting to me is how i think the entertainment industry has a lot to do with it. one movie "deliverance" was

enough to make the combination of a southern accent and politeness evil. it used to be if you had manors and you were southern -- southern hospitality, how are you doing? you need some help. translated to you have a purdy mouth. that's what changed, the squeal like a pig thing happened in 1972 or 1973? what? >> great years. >> that is not even southern. that's appalachian. >> appalachian is southern. >> no, it is a different accent. >> it is south. >> spoken like a true yankee. >> you know what, like you would know. >> address your tweets to greg. >> that has become the stereo type for every southerner, so when you have -- normally what is considered polite and nice is now considered sinister in my view. >> these are deep cultural observations that i am really impressed. look, there is an indian accent or spanish accent this

would be racist. by the way, i love the indian accent, the spanish accent. diversity, let it live. let everybody talk the way they want. >> and nobody can do those accents on any tv shows anymore because it is edited out. if you do an indian one which is why in 20 years the simpsons will be difficult to watch for people. that's my prediction. >> it already has become that. >> has it? there you go. next topic. when it comes to gender is wikipedia an offender? let's explore in this edition of -- >> is this sexist? >> i had to have them add that question. it took four months to go through the correct channels and it cost $17,000. it is made out of the ears of mice. >> you are finally approved for that grant. >> the government is shelling out $200,000 of your money to explore why wikipedia had a gender bias problem. they awarded grants to award

scholars on why under representation on associated scholars reduces the completeness on wikipedia. translation, we just wasted all of your money on some stew ped [bleep]. bernie, what do you think? >> i think it is complete [bleep]. i never uttered a profanity on television before. man that feels good. >> it is garbage. taxpayer money is spent on this? there are no rules against it. women are computer geek types and not gamers or wikipedia information suppliers. they just don't do it. let everything take its natural course and stay out of it. >> i wrote an article last year and about 15 colleges and universities actually offering credit to students who would edit feminist thinking to wikipedia. it is insane. it is supposed to be

technological factional articles. you think everything is jes sigh bell. it says technology gee and not technolo-she. there are other websites. >> jess -- jessibel is the voice of the female. >> i hear those voices. >> what do you think? >> i don't care who writes these articles. >> as long as you get to rip them off. >> so long as they are accurate. i don't want to go to another store and double check all of this info. this is where i get my info. >> i know. wikipedia is the skeleton of "red eye." you can't get away. we are not using an encyclopedia. i don't even know where they are. >> the entry on woman is longer than the entry on man. the article i read --

>> i don't know where it was from. >> before you go to andy, by the way, the injustice that one of the injustices they site is there is more information on "sopranos" than" sex and the city." >> that's an issue. >> it is offensive to think women don't have actual problems and they need to be whining about if wikipedia is feminist enough. come on, please. read a newspaper. there is real stuff going on. >> there is, except in newspapers. andy, what do you make of all of this? i think wikipedia is an amazing achievement. it is an ever expanding universe. there is 91,000 people. >> in a chapter in my new book it is problematic and it is called the wikipenis problem. i think if you -- when the book comes out read the chapter and you will get my feeling. >> sounds like a good headline for jessibelle. >> i think i have the solution to this problem.

more women should write and edit wikipedia pages. >> where is my 200 grand. i want my 200 grand. >> that won't do enough to smash the patriarc key that is the foundation of the internet obviously. >> do you think it is necessary anymore to have high school or college at all? wikipedia -- if you take any word out of any sentence and plug it into the computer wikipedia has something for it. if i want to read about a philosopher i go to wikipedia and i don't even read the philosopher. >> you need the social skills. >> you guys trust wikipedia too much. >> there are so many mistakes on my page. >> i don't have a page because of sexism. >> bernie, are you on wikipedia? >> have i a page -- have i a page i haven't seen in quite awhile. >> do you stay away from it?

>> i don't want to read it. it is ugly. >> time to take a break. white lie when's we come back. or as i like to call them, caucasian lies. "not cool" order it, amazon.com, autographed copy g gutfeld.com.

caught me off guard there. can white lies make tight ties? a new study suggests lying to one another can bring us closer together as a society. that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate 2014, live

from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. remember to stick around for the meat raffle. anyway a group of nerds built a computer model that predicts how groups change over time. they have already lost me. stupid nerds. who knows this stuff and not me. the results are posted on-line in the proceedings of the royal society bee. you could have just said in a journal. it showed that lying had a significant affect. lies lead to societies collapsing. but white lies actually prat people close -- brought people closer together. i turn to my drop dead gorgeous guests for the answer. see what i did there? >> not really. >> i didn't either.

not all lies are bad, are they? >> no, they are not. they are the siewcial lieu bra -- the social lubricant, if you will. >> that's disgusting. >> three-quarters of the time you see somebody and you say what's up? you think why didn't i go the other way? >> all the time. >> that's a relationship thing. >> that's how we get alive. instead of saying [bleep] i ran into this guy again to his face you say how is the family? >> and you say good when it is really not. >> everyone does it. >> what is the antisocial lubricant? glue? >> coffee. >> it might be coffee. >> people who say they don't lie are the worst i think. >> they are the liars. >> they say, look, i am just like too honest. i am too real. people can't handle how real i am. they talk like they are on a

reality show all the time. everyone lies. i say i want people to be honest with me, but i mean just like only if it is really nice. i don't want to hear the truth. i want to think that you would never lie to me. but you should. >> joanne, you lie all the time. does it ease your get? >> have i no get. i do it for the greater good. it happens a lot on this show. have you seen this movie? do you know who this person is? i found that when i say i don't it causes a lot of anxiety and a lot of angry feelings. sometimes i just nod. i smile. yeah, of course, great film. because then that person who is telling a story can continue with enthusiasm. >> it is great when somebody telling a story and you say no. they go oh crap. >> i do that sometimes to avoid a story. no i don't. >> i have no idea who chad

lowe is and i'm going yeah, chad lowe. >> chad lowe is probably watching and he is very offended. >> he probably can't afford a tv. >> your brother is better. >> andy, you said for years that society found it -- is founded on lies. >>y why. first of all great job hosting tonight. everything is going smoothly. >> love your glasses. >> it is funny this topic came up. i have in my book coming out "problematic" it is called white lies bad and black lies good. i think it covers this and it explains exactly why first of all the phrase white lies is a selfish problem. this is another one of those studies where it is totally obvious. of course white lies are good for society. >> thanks forgetting all the way around for that answer. it is helpful. >> thank you. >> i am not even trying to lie anymore. coming up, a tv news host has an on air slip up. it wasn't me this time.

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last story. that's the last story. >> her gaff made us laugh. after interviewing the ambassador to the united states on wednesday, mika co-host of "morning joe" had a slight slip of the lip. >> go ahead a new health care crisis the u.s. surmingen general is calling for immediate action to stop the rise of skin cancer. they will explain the cause of concern. stay tuned for the morning june -- joe. >> before i make fun of her i had a similar problem. we can roll that one. >> finally someone with a fine pallet understands turkish penis is the sim quadnon. >> what? >> i don't know. i would like to put it on the dashboard so it is crunchy on the sout side. mmm good.

>> i am so happy you get me and the. >> of circus penis -- peanuts. >> have i changed a lot. i have changed a lot. didn't you shoot a pilot called morning jew. >> the show ran for two weeks. and they canceled it. they said it was because i kept oversleeping. i think it is anti-seem terrorism. but i am more of an evening jew. >> katherine, a slip of the tongue or something deeper? >> i think this is great. it is the most interesting she has ever been on television ever. this is going to be great for her career. she has to make sure she doesn't apologize. >> don't apologize. >> she doesn't know where she did it. >> she has no clue. it is msnbc. normally you would want to cut people some slack, but they are the biggest whiners when it comes to stuff like this. so i am outraged and i am demanding an apology. >> don't do it, mika! respect

yourself. >> she had been talking about it for days. >> in her head she was talking jews. >> she was talking italians and then they said good back to meatball america. it was in her head, right? >> it was in her head. what do you think? >> i would like to give her other ideas if she will slip again. morning blow? horny joe? >> other ideas. >> just get your morning ideas. >> morning blow? is that something i don't know? >> i don't even want to explain. jay i don't know. sometimes i get -- >> i don't know. i get congestion in the morning and i have to blow my nose. >> you brought it up. morning joe is a sex act. >> on the urban diction that is something you do with a cup of coffee. have i to go.

katherine, andy levy, joanne nosuchunsky. i will see you later on o'reilly in about eight hours i think. >> looking forward to it. >> it is gonna be great. so much fun on that show! ady we

chicago. a separate line for people who are clueless. quizzing tonight 8:00 p.m. >> pretty sure. hello everyone i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dan perino and bob beckel. this is "the five." this is a fox news alert. nancy pelosi condemns the separation of church and state. >> follow the lead of the national catholic conference of bishops who talked about the baby jesus escaping violence as an infant, who talked about sending children back into the circumstances you described, sending children back into a burning building. so it's not just about