read. before we go, a happy 29th birthday to major general bob scales. see you monday at 7:00 p.m. good night tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," has someone finally created a beverage that can give you the energy to base jump mt. everest? a water fall in the amazon and dubai in the same day? lou daabs on his new drink, mountain lou. and does the vice president love to go skin me -- dipping? >> yes, i do. >> and finally is having to use a robot as your dancing partner sad, romantic or the creepiest of all time. none of these stories -- wait, we should probably do the biden one. one of these stories on "read eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she wears her heart on her

sleeve and hatred in her hand. and she hates all of you. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. we call her emac because she is like an apple computer that loves ecstasy. liz mcdonald. she is also the author of "skirting hair raw see." it is a best seller. his eyes are as blue as his soul is black. it is tv's andy levy. and he is richer than a chocolate moose sorbet and mouth watering delicious. lou daabs host of "lou daabs" on the fox business network and co author of the tremendous book" border war." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they found him rude by going nude.

a new book claims to have the skinny on vice president joe biden skinny dipping. in the first family detail author ronald kessler says, quote, secret service agents say whether at the vice president's residence or at his home in delaware biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude, yes nude i say. female secret service agents find it offensive, but they would those disgusting prudes. guarding biden's crown jewels is not the worst job these people have. that title belongs to the hillary clinton detail. apparently she is quite unpleasant. i wouldn't know. "red eye" caught up with the man believed to be the source for comment. ♪

>> why does the box have to be black? it is racist. >> none of us will ever be as happy as that guy. he is happy who he is. he has one of the best looking boxes i have ever seen. lou, this is an amazing story. a lot of controversy over these hillary books and these anonymous sources. this is the kind of story i believe is true because no one decides to say biden swims nude. that comes from somewhere. >> it is shocking it has taken this long for this story to actually come to the public's attention. i am just appalled. that's all i can say. i am so concerned for the secret service agents who sacrificed so much that they would sacrifice even more by watching the vice president. skinny dip i believe it is called. >> my thoughts and prayers go to his towel.

liz, a two-part question. what image is in your head when i am discussing joe biden news and how many nights will that image haunt your dreams? >> thanks for the memories, joe biden. i am going to say it, i am just concerned about the image i have in my head of him doing olympic lap turns in the pool and i don't want that image in my head. i love the reaction on the internet. they are saying, yeah, the war on women really does exist. joe biden is swimming naked. and the other reaction, this is the reason why there is no gop plan to impeach the president. he is stuck with this. >> i don't know. this would be so awesome to have a commander-in-chief who lets it all hang out, if you know what i mean, and he does let it hang out. it hangs. andy, is the most shocking revelation that there are female secret service agents? that's what i overheard you saying at the men's lounge downstairs. >> yeah, i think that is an

anonymous source. that is clearly not true. i figured joe for more of a banana hammock kind of guy. he does explain that his code word is "the little dipper." >> it is not "get shorty"? >> did you say "get shorty"? >> that's terrible, both of you. there is a bit of ageism going on here. if this was barack obama swimming nude everybody would be okay with it. because it is joe biden who is a couple decades older than obama, that's ageist. >> it is. and they don't have to look. they know where he is. they are supposed to be -- they need to make sure he is safe. you don't have to make sure it is still there. >> exactly. >> as you get into your old age, why not?

people lose their filter and they lose their pants. >> it is true. i have a theory. if it is your pool you can do whatever you want in it. i learned that from sting. >> the problem is you think every pool is your pool. >> and i hope the vice president does not think that. >> i wonder if he peas in -- pees in the pool. i would have a problem with that. >> there are a lot of chemicals. clothing is a barrier, a burden to the identity. it is who we are as a home being. we can work that through. i personally never found it to be a burden. i respect your sensibility and sensitivity, but i in no way feel inhibited. >> aren't we all nude under our clothes? >> i just don't want your anti-nudist or abuse to infringe on my rights.

from this panel i am feeling a lot of heat and it makes me uncomfortable. do you think, last question, that he is doing this on purpose to drive them crazy and make them uncomfortable? i am going to jump in naked to drive the secret service. >> like everyone in government they pick and choose. he is picking and choosing when he can be naked in front of people. why do politicians lose their mind? remember when lbj would make decisions from the toilet? >> maybe that's where he does his best thinking. >> naked in the pool? >> i think if we have learned nothing over these last six years or so, let joe be joe. nothing bad comes from letting joe biden be joe biden. >> before we move oone thought about swimsuits in general. why are we so bothered by people in underwear when swimsuits are the seam thing? >> good point. >> if you want to see somebody in their underwear, see them in their swell suit.

their swimsuit. >> i have to admit i have not thought of that. >> i think that argument didn't work on this panel much as it didn't work for the judge. >> that is true. i'm still working that off. >> did a lack of work make them jerk? it turns out that all of those government employees getting caught watching porn have a great excuse. they were board. the washington times reports multiple investigations say workers who get busted say they didn't have enough real work to do. one worker said he watched up to eight hours of smut a week out of bore dom. who hasn't? he perused the news for two hours a day and a treasury department employee said he often has not enough work to do and has a lot of free time. clearly this is something that could take place. as always

to help us out in this important discussion we brought in a studio audience. welcome, everyone and thanks for being here. before we start how many of you prepared for watching the german art film i made in college? i like to see them prepared. lou, the audience is happy to see you. they waited for hours. this comes down to the fact that it is impossible to fire government workers, right? >> i think that's part of it. and the fact they are only able to devote eight to 10 hours when there is surely much longer than that. i think the union will have to intercede here. there is always a suggestion that union rights are being violated by even the intimation that they could be otherwise occupied when porn is so you bibbing ubiquitous

and available. >> and it is ubiquitous. it is everywhere. it is at my house. would a private company put up with this? >> no. >> did you say no? >> no, they would not. >> you know what story i love? the epa guy who was watching up to seven hours of porn a day, and then when the epa investigator went in he was still watching porn. and he got merit pay. >> it is funny it is epa. it is the cash petting that needs environmental protection if you know what i mean. >> oh jeez. >> he is probably not taking care of the surroundings. >> i think i am going to get sick. >> what else is he do doing? you do about two hours of work-a-day? >> yeah. >> what do you do the rest of the time?

>> is watching porn not okay? that was not in the rule book. >> it is no in the hr. >> i learned when i was very young. i am board. you are never supposed to say i'm board. there is always something you can find to do and this is not the best thing to choose. also i don't know if it is a matter of they are not given enough work and there is not enough work to do, but they are given too much time to do it. we need to shorten the length of the work day or get rid of the day completely. >> i agree with you. >> this is the irony of it. they are hard at work, but they are hardly working. >> there are two. the first we have government workers being paid by taxpayers who uh pearntly have way too much free time on their hands. the second is even if are you board at work you know you are

not supposed to be looking at porn. there are plenty of nonpornographic websites i am told. and thanks to the internet we are living in the golden age of being able to kill time at work. you have to hide a book or something. >> and you look like you are working. >> so i just -- for the people looking at porn at work, come on, man, knock it off. >> if you like your porn you should be able to keep your porn. >> what if you work at a a porn company, what would you be staring at when you are sneaking stuff? >> cat videos. >> a different kind of -- lou some. >> yes, greg. >> could there be an argument made that maybe government workers watch pornography rather than actually ruin your life? >> i think there could be a strong case made for that. even those who oppose the idea

of pornography. with three million federal workers if say a third of them took a hike, it might be better, but not having to hike, just sit there and watch porn sounds strangely efficient and productive. >> you don't have to give them raises. >> if you were running for office wouldn't this be a good campaign plank? this is the reason to shrink government. you could not lose with this campaign plank, i believe. >> listen, how much porn do you have to watch as a government worker to get fired? >> that's the question. >> they can't even fire them. >> you you look very disgusted. >> every word that we are saying is like an innuendo. >> even innuendo is an innuendo. >> like shrink government.

>> if you know what i mean. >> i just got that one. >> see. oh there was nothing there. he could have gotten bin laden on september 10th, 2001. bill clinton was giving a speech to businessmen in australia when he mentioned the name that was all too familiar in the days ahead. an audio released, the former president is recorded telling the group saying he could have killed osama bin laden, but didn't pull the trigger because it would have meant the death of hundreds of people. >> osama bin laden was a very smart guy. i spent a lot of time thinking about him. i nearly got him once. i nearly got him. i could have -- i could have killed him, but i would have had to destroyed kandahar and killed innocent women and children and i would have been no better than him. so i didn't do it. >> australian politician who released the tape said he forgot he had it until last week and that the event was

recorded with clinton's permission. weird timing, but is it that bad on his part? >> it is weird timing the next day is 9/11. at that time there were cruise missal strikes and that takes hours to reach the target and osama bin laden may have been in the blast zone by the time it hit there. one point to be made, kandahar is not a little town. it is thousands of people. but was the president distracted by monica lieu win -- lewinski? did he send a missal to sudan and hit a factory? that was in retaliation for the embassy bombings in africa that clinton did that. it was a weird time. >> a lot of people are outraged over this. i see a guy who is doing speeches and telling anecdotes and who knows if it is true.

>> he is a smart guy. i love his line. osama bin laden is a smart guy and he spent a lot of time thinking about him. that means he would be devoting so little time to people in government. the idea that osama bin laden was in his sights and didn't pull the trigger. it is worth a philosophy class i think. >> it is like a time travel movie. when you start talking about time travel movie itself blows your mind. what if he got bin laden? there would be no 9/11, but we wouldn't know it because there would be no 9/11 so we wouldn't know if it was a great thing. they would have said you killed up a of these people because they didn't know you killed the creator of 9/11. >> if he killed osama bin laden back then would there be mormon caw lewinskis? -- more monica lewinskis? >> you had a theory or was it joanne? i can't remember because you look alike.

but the idea that inevitably you just keep -- this is an argument for continuing to bomb. >> did i say that a? >> joanne said it. but it was two days ago. >> do you want me to answer a? >> go ahead. joanne is sleeping. >> i think this is a fascinating bit of political history, but that's about it. >> michael shoyer was head of the cia. if he is to be believed clinton has eight to 10 chances to take out bin laden. what clinton is saying is kind of nothing new. there were all of these times that said bin laden is here. >> that's terrible. >> either by the time we could get missal there's -- remember this is pre armed drone. by the time we launch a strike he couldn't have been there or too much collateral damage.

i don't think you can be outraged, but it is a fascinating look at what might not have been. >> how do you not remember? how do you not remember he said that when 24 hours later this thing happens and the world was rocked by this. isit wasn't just here. some people forget about their kids occasionally. i understand that. this -- i don't know. >> it may be fishy. something fishy may be there. >> knowing clinton it was probably a seven-hour speech. >> what if they heard about it back then? what if that clinton comment came out back then? >> i do think it is unfair to intau mate the man may have lied. the man has an impeccable record. >> that's true. it is strange. it is 13 years and then he says suddenly, oh wait i remember that story. it is weird.

i understand his point of view. if you -- this is an argument for drones. >> that's why drones were stepped up. >> it is basically saying if you have a chance to take somebody out, you have to take them out. that's what he is saying, i think. i don't know. >> well, it is also very clear that there is enough evidence osama bin laden needed to die. even then. it was only made worse by september 11th. i don't know why the president made the decision he did. it would have been nice if he cold the sob. >> coming up "red eye" hot dog eating contest. last night the winner ate an entire dalmatian. should we put women on our dollar bills? we might as well because she will just take it anyway. right, broheim? female announcer: you're on the right track to save big

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♪ sleep train ♪ ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ currency? president obama, if that's his real name, has finally weighed in on the most pressing issue, why aren't women on our money? speaking in kansas city, an actual place, the president told the crowd about a letter he received from a little girl. listen up, listen uppers. >> last week a young girl wrote to ask me why aren't there any women on our currency? and then she gave me a long list of possible women to put on our dollar bills and quarters and stuff. which i thought was pretty good idea. >> of course you would. women have appeared on u.s. currency before, mr. president. martha washington appeared on the $1 silver certificate in

1886. susan b anthony and saw caw jaw we yaw appear on a coin somewhere in circulation. "red eye" compiled its own list of women who we strongly believe deserve deserve to be on some bill. >> i like gerald leto. he said some important things recently. all right, andy, most of the old timey guys on our money look like women because they

wore the funny wigs. and they smelled like, i don't know, powder. president isn't that close enough? >> look, i don't care about putting women on dollar bills. i am more interested on putting dollar bills on women. >> i hear you, buddy. make it rain. >> no as you know have i a book coming out. can we put it up? it is called "problematic." i have a chapter in there. it pretty much covers it. read my book and you will see what i am talking about. >> the chapter headings came first. the thing about the book is it is time less. everything i have written about is coming true. >> is this sexist that there is no women on currency? >> well, as you pointed out women have been on currency. i think what is peculiar is

the president was not made aware of that by his crack staff who has been brilliant. >> i don't think they do crack. you are out of line there. >> there is a lot of cracks. >> fissure. >> almost as good as crack. >> i hope that is taken out of context. >> liz, we haven't even had a female president. so are we putting the cart before the horse so to speak? >> you know, there are no founding mothers, is that your point? i think russell brand should have been in there. >> dolly madison. >> clara barton. >> sandy duncun. >> i think lois lerner should be on a coin. and i think president obama should be on a food stamp. >> tinker bell, everybody loves tinker bell.

remember when you were a kid at disneyland. tinker bell should be on a currency. >> she slides in and she spies on everyone. >> i don't know where you get that. >> you value money. would you value it as much if there is a woman on it? >> one woman in particular. susan orman so every time i make a purchase i would think about it again and then change my mind. and i would be wealthy. >> and she would have to wear one of the cool leather jackets that are zipped up to here. what is her show called? >> susie orman? >> suze. >> do you have a favorite currency? do you have a favorite denomination that you look at

and go -- you like $50 bills ? >> why not? >> i enjoy the nickel. when you drop it it creates an inner conflict. it is not a penny. it is five and if you leave it there you feel guilty about leaving it there. it just sits there and you go and peck it up and people look at you and say wow what a cheap -- >> there is this dilemma and it causes you to be phac neated by the -- fascinated by the nickel. >> the nickel is being treated unfairly. >> it is a buffalo. >> i think it is thomas jefferson. >> you know who it should be? mr. jefferson. he was moving on up. >> yes he was. >> andrew jackson was a bad man. >> he was. >> i have no problem -- he was a horrible, horrible man. i have no problem booting him

off the $20 bill and replace him with a woman or person of color or trans activist. i don't care at all. >> ben franklin wasn't a president and neither was hamilton. >> why do we want people on money in the first place? just have a large number. >> because the british have the queen. >> there is a paper ceiling. >> there is a paper ceiling. why not make it just dogs? really cool dogs? famous dogs like benji. remember run joe run. >> rin tin tin. >> if you put a woman on the bill is it worthless? that's terrible. >> what does maggie gylenhaal think about it? first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's c block is brought to you by mountain loo. the drink given to us mere

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is gylenhaal obama's villain-hall? actress maggie gylenhaal tells "time" magazine a relationship withpodus has her feeling hopeless. >> you have said that obama has broken your heart. would you like to say why?

>> i really believed in him, and i am not sure what he believes in anymore. i thought, probably naively, but there is a certain element of me that is naive. i root for him and i hope for him and one day i think he will come out and stand up for all of the things he promised he what going to stand up for, but i feel a little hopeless right now. >> timing is breaking news. gylenhaal has been one of owe bough ma -- obama's supporters donating $6,000 to his campaigns. i would like to say we attempted to contact the president and get his response to the news, but we didn't attempt to contact him because who gives a [bleep] what maggie thinks, am i right? >> that was an nsa drone. >> they are going to be that small. it will be great. >> nano drone.

>> or nano, nano drones. lou, what are you doing over there? >> you have to leave it here. in the morning when "frocks and friends" shows -- when" fox and friends" shows up it is bigger and angrier. >> are you saying it may have been steve ducey? >> it is one of his. >> come back, come back, come back nano drone. >> i don't know where are. it is not, jake, but maggie. is this the start of the crumbling of support? >> at least from the left. she is disappointed he hasn't done enough left-like things to suit her vision of what his vision was while the rest of us try to figure out how we elected a president without a vision. i can't say that i disagree with your view that who gives

a damn? but i thought it was an emotional moment that -- >> it meant something. >> she revealed something. >> you know what she reminded me of? a mom in the stands watcg her son not do well in a sport and she is like so disappointed. but she still loves him. >> she is confused. she doesn't know what he believes in anymore. doesn't the president believe in fund raising and playing golf and going on airplanes and -- >> border opening? >> border war, lou daabs' book. >> thank you for remembering. >> it just jumped400 spots. joanne obama does not stand for anything and he wants to be liked. >> and i also cut lines like him and i love to pose for photos. >> you had an interesting take on maggie's loqution.

>> the t's really come together and it was like she was delivering a monologue about -- i don't think it was a son. it was about a lover. they had a short terrorist back in the day and he promised her things and now he is not delivering them. >> whatever you just did. >> she -- it actually has a lot to do with the conflict happening right now. i think she is feeling sympathetic to everyone who is involved in that. and when she sees the president who is not getting involved that's where it is extending from. >> should i have read the article. she says she is unhappy with how obama has handled the nsa

stuff. is she an lig to play -- an lig to play snowden? >> i love jake. >> but, look, in the words of a great man, maggie gylenhaal needs to stop hating. >> yom -- come on, maggie jie. it is not like she is going to vote for a republican. >> next story? all right let's take a break. there he is? it looks like he is frozen, but he is not. there is my book "not cool" it is a real book and autographed copy g gutfeld.com.

should they have thought twice about see through mice? researcher tees california institute of technology have cree mice. it is true. there they are. they say the hideous creatures will be used to track how disease makes its way through the body. the process involves pumping a series of chemicals through the blood vessels some of which wash out the fats that may block light. no one is more terrified of this and everything else going on. joe i feel bad. you are probably going to have

nightmares for weeks after seeing this. these peck tours are frightening. >> they are terrifying, greg, and i don't think think scientists thought it through. what will happen when they apply it to other animals like bears and it is weapon niecessed jie. a transparent weaponized bear could be scary. could they try them on people? >> i guess they could. they won't have transparent pants, but it won't stop joe biden. >> it won't stop joe biden. are there dangers here that the researchers aren't realizing? >> yeah you get trans pearnt mice and they are released out in the public and you will knee transparent cats to catch the transparent mice, and if you think regular cats are not interesting imagine them inadvise believe a. >> i don't know if they are actually invisible. you would see them, but you would see inside them. what would happen if all of these transparent mice start

breeding? and then they are in every city? >> that's the thing. i mean they are just going to be creepy and i am already creeped out by the mice i see in my apartment complex. it is going to be very tough to get to sleep. >> it will be. just accept it. a korean baseball team has built robot fans for people who can't make it to the games. people can up load a picture of themselves to the robot and even encourage them to cheer on the team from their home computer or mobile device. this is great news for lazy fans, but scary for people at the stadium, isn't it? >> at first it will be a cheap publicity stunt for people like the new york yankees. what we have to worry about is when people like the pittsburgh pirates start employing these robots. they will take our jobs and later our canadian girlfriends. >> i would hate for that to happen. there are only a few rows, but will we see entire arenas full

of these things? >> we could eventually. luckily they are not really robots. you have to worry if there will be robot fans and athletes. if i was an athlete i would be worried. >> have you ever participated? any recreational sport? >> yes, and i was made fun of by kids mercilessly. >> did that affect you as an adult? >> no, that's the good thing. we don't need athletes anymore. a bunch of grown men playing games 1234* they should be out inventing vaccines. >> a new report found giant ant eaters could kill people. they can grow up to seven feet long and kill two brazilian men. i thought ant eaters are harmless and friendly, but you

don't see any animal that way? >> no. and i am tired of these environmentalists saying we have to protect these animals. how many animals have gone extinct and then the human population is going up. >> they say they have poor hearing and vision. how do you let a giant ant eater know you are not a threat? >> i am a threat. i would kill every ant eater i saw. i have to convince them i am not a threat so i can get a good, clean shot at their head. >> wow, you have thought this through. joe, should you maybe always carry ants with you so you candice tract them with a -- can distract them with a snack? >> women think i am weird as it is. i don't think carrying around ants will help. these ant eaters are not doing a good job getting rid of ants as proof our prior story is about ants. >> the ant eaters are

loafers. >> they are kicking back and enjoying the welfare state. >> they are the takers and not the makers. >> that sweet rainforest. >> last topic, the world's largest flying uh squat tech in-- aquatic insect was found in china. it has an eight-inch wingspan and big enough to cover a human face. joe, they say the size has something to do with quality of water over there. are you buying that? >> if it has to do with quality of water why do they live in china? >> that is a fair point. should anybody headed to china can sell their trip? >> i would i like to go to places i can criticize the government without having fear of giant face-sized insects. >> that eliminates china. any chances the bug jumps the pacific and we have them breeding here?

>> they are saying they don't like dirty water, but they are living in china, so of course they could come here. we have a bunch of problems with the ants south of the border and the robots and now these giant face-sized bugs. this is my livelihood. i am terrified. >> the mice, the robots, the ant eaters and the bugs could all turn on each other, right? >> that's the best case scenario and usually the best case scenario doesn't happen. >> you know what is great about you? everything is the worst case scenario and nothing disappoints you. >> that's a positive way of looking at anxiety. 8 loft people say why do you worry so much? i say well it is a scary world out there, but i am doing interpret good so far. >> exactly. as long as you expect the worst even the bad things that happen report that bad. >> unless there is something i haven't thought of. >> you have to get home and

there could be a lot that hasn't happened. >> luckily it is a calm friday night. >> it really is. >> take the subway, joe. >> thank you, greg. >> coming up, black cats and a selfie. do you have videos of animals? send them to us fox news.com/red eye. do you see that arrow over there?

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so why wouldn't i choose the fastest wifi? i would. switch to comcast business internet and get the fastest wifi included. comcast business. built for business. a brand new "red eye" returns on monday. we have a lot of interesting people. dana perino isn't one of them. no, she's on. and lauren sivan and an ambassador by the name of john bolton. i love his music. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> yay. all right. when it comes to felines, they are as saw 9. assinine. black cats are being abandoned by their owners in the uk which is short for united kingdom because they don't look good in selfies. the rspca says more than 70% of a thousand cats -- that's

like 700 -- in its care are black. and they chalk it up to the fact that dark features are hard to see in cell phone photos. racist. said a spokesman, quote, black animals don't photograph as well as other cats. we urge people to never judge a cat by its color and they spelled it c-o-l-o-u-r and look at his personality. then again, lou, you sent in six e-mails begging we do this story. greg, would you please do the black cabbing story? it angers me. >> you have strong thoughts. >> i have strong thoughts. >> i think this is a disgrace for the united kingdom. they use you in their spelling of color. i just can't for the life of me understand why people would discriminate because something doesn't look good in a selfie.

>> you know, most selfies, don't look good in a selfie. >> we are not all geraldo. >> that's true and that was one hell of a selfie. >> liz, maybe it is the photographer's fault. >> maybe they need to change the flash on their smartphone. >> exactly. why turn the cat in -- >> what is going on in the uk. they are getting rid of the black cats is that for real? >> that's disgusting. by the way, black cats -- they have been dealing with so much oppression and they are super -- superstitious. >> in the uk they are considered good luck. >> i don't believe you. >> it is true. the spokesperson for the rspca

was quoted as saying there are a number of reasons for us having so many black cats including the fact -- and then he goes into the photographic thing. that has to be speculation on his part. even if you are dumb enough to give away a pet, are you probably not dumb enough to say that's why you are giving away the pet. so i just -- i don't buy it. i think it is shear speculation and i don't like it. >> i think your next book should be called speculation. >> i understand there are not enough colors with the selfie. two solutions. put your cat in a little costumes. people love doing that. people love taking photos of cats and love dressing them up. great. and it is called a filter. you just edit the photo. you make it look just right. you can doctor that up. >> you really need to run your own selfie lab. >> you can charge by the hour or by the selfie. >> i could charge for that.

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hello, everyone. itis 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." a cease-fire that was supposed to last three days in the middle east didn't even last three hours after hamas killed two israeli soldiers and captured a third. a short while ago, president obama held a news conference and addressed the crisis. he says it will be difficult to put a deal back together, but the u.s. will keep >> i think it's going to be very hard to put a cease-fire back together again. if the israelis and the international community can't feel confi