tonight. good night from washington. we put a poll on gretawire. don't forget to put your dvr and set a series in you can't watch us live. see you monday tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," just how stiff is the competition to be greg gutfeld's fall intern? we will examine why the ability to dive off a cliff is the most important qualification for this year's hopeful. plus, does the president really think billy zane should be in every movie? >> the majority of americans agree with me on this. that's not something to be afraid of. that's something we need to embrace. >> and finally, the houdini of the animal kingdom is doing what he does best. how close was his latest escape some we will have him and the gator recreate the moment live in studio next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now, let's with el come our guests.

let's welcome our guests. she sounds lying a fog horn after a cuervo. imus in the morning on fox business network. >> i say, i say, sai. -- say. >> she has more ex's than a pirate treasure map. it is joanne, i am very lonely, nosuchunsky. and he can't wait until he gets home to begin his 48 hours straight sitting on the couch challenge. he challenges no one. it is tv's andy levy. and he flings words like pinchens fling turds. his latest book is the "new york times" best seller which i happen to have read on a plane, thank you very much. you should too. the true story of a murder, a mystery and a masquerade. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> things got heated over whether he was greeted. it is time for a new segment.

>> great moments in media. >> truly this is one of them on thursday. cnn's done lemon, my -- don lemon, reporting live from ferguson, missouri interviewed rapper kwali. things got weird after kwali took a shot at the media. >> the police chased down men. >> i was there with the article, the situation, i was right there. >> that's not what happened where we were. >> know exactly what happened. >> are you going to let you finish -- >> no. let me finish my point before you talk. >> i want to address dash -- >> before you talk. we don't have to have an interview. >> two people had their coffee. and then he got to the heart of the matter. >> i would listen to you if you had the decency -- let me finish. if you had the decency to greet me. >> i invited you to come on cnn. >> you didn't invite me. nicole invited me.

you came up and didn't say nothing to me. you were on your phone and asked how to pronounce my name. you have no respect for who i am. let me say what i have to say or i will leave. >> i hope there is more. >> i have a job to do. when i am doing on television is in this phone. -- >> i would never try to reach you if i never met you -- >> i said how are you doing? >> that's a lie. no you didn't. we have it on tape. >> i did. >> you skated by here and i said hello and you said hey what's up? >> i am working. i am trying to be respectful to you to make sure i say your name properly. people call me don lamon. if i came on i would say my name is don lemon. >> this went on for three hours until they started punching and kicking each other live on air. >> are we good? >> yes. we are good. we are good. emotions are flaring high, but we are good. >> this is what we need to do and this is how we talk around

the kitchen table. thank you. appreciate it. >> at least there was resolution there. wow. this was probably one of the most fiery things i have seen in the media in some time. what is your take on it? >> i think money changed hands there at the end. i can't see how they got to resolution so quickly. it makes me think the whole thing was staged. it was some of the fastest talking i have seen on tv. >> what did it look like to you? it sounded like they were bickering. >> it sounded like they were negotiating the sale of a used ford mustang. i think if you take the sound off you would see that. >> how did lemon handle that? we have been in situations as stars in the media where this thing can't happen. do you think he handled it correctly? >> well, they ended up -- they are standing in the middle of ferguson and they are arguing about how the rapper was

treated when he came on the set. and by the way, that is the cnn handshake from now on. yeah, i have to send this snap chat. i will get to you when i get to you. right? it was like two third graders yelling at each other about, like, i'm over here. i said hello. i said hello. are you going to speak to me or not? that boils it down. >> andy, what was your favorite part of the whole thing? >> i liked at the end because i thought -- i think it is nice that they are good. it was a little -- generally i like don lemon. he is interesting to watch. but he was so -- he was like, are we good? >> that was the bad part. >> it was like he was thinking, what ever little bit of street cred is rapidly disappearing. i have to save it. i have to save it. have i to make sure i am all good. i don't know who was wrong here.

he wanted to finish making his point before lemon addressed it. lemon wanted to address his points one at a time and then it evolved into a complete waste of an interview. >> that was classic television. joe, i snub you all the time in the hallways especially if i am with important people. she will try to meet my eyes and i will act like i don't know her and you never bring that up on the show. >> no, you make me ask you for an autograph. >> that's true. >> expru not allowed to meet his eyes. >> always head down. so i know how it feels to be snubed and not get a name right. watching this night it was like watching two guys in a row boat and it is slowly filling with water, and you know it is going to sink. how long will this stay afloat? i am uncomfortable watching this. i don't know who looked better in this situation.

it was entertaining. we are watching it and talking about it. >> we can't use that excuse anymore. it got everyone talking. >> if i started i could get everybody talking too. >> for a guy named kweli does not want to ask anyone how to pronounce his name. i still don't know how to pronounce his name. >> he expected don lemon to know how to pronounce his name. you don't know how to pronounce my name? he may have been a little offended by that jie.. >> after the interview he tweeted a snide tweet i don't think lemon had any idea who i was. no one comes across goodbye playing the do you know who i am card a? i like him a lot.

i think his last album is one of my favorite albums of the last year. he does a lot of activism. he did not just show up in ferguson to get pr. he goes everywhere. but don't play the do you know who i am card? >> do you know will i am? >> don't be will i am. >> or sam i am. >> do you know who sam i am is? will i am is better. i thought it was. here is my final point, the thing i took away from this is dialogue is overrated. people are saying we need to have a conversation. we need to have a dialogue. maybe we don't. maybe we have a year of silence. it is stretched for a whole year and nobody talks. >> it is never a dialogue. it is a monologue. everyone wanted to say their point. >> you say and i say and you say and i say. >> can you imagine what the closed captioning looks like that? >> seriously.

i have a minute and a half. i know how this works. >> there is no such thing as actual dialogue. as long as there is a camera there will never be dialogue. we ruin it for you. a community is destroyed by the outsiders because the outsiders come in and are on camera and blah, blah, blah, end of story. they are getting sued for showing her nude. a dating naked start is suing vh1 after the show accidentally showed her private parts. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> that's what happens. >> in case you don't get the gist of "dating naked" here is the trailer. >> this is "dating naked." over the next three days each of you will go on three dates with three different people. in the end each of you will decide which person you felt the strongest connection with and wish to continue dating.

>> disgusting. i mean interesting. >> jesse niza wi tz. i can't pronounce her name and she is a hip hop star. >> she was assured her birthday suit would be blurred out, but in the july 31st episode her private parts somehow went unsensorred. we have the image, but since this is a family show we have actually blurred out the nudity right here. we blurred it out with blur. we added the bad blur. we thought at the time it was clever. >> we knew we would have to explain it. >> we blurred with blur. >> i still don't get it. >> shut up, you young person. >> blur was a band a in the 90s. >> she is suing for 10 million saying everyone saw it, her private parts including her grandmother who was believe -- who wasn't aroused. she said the man she started dating, quote, never called me again after the show aired.

i guess when his dad had seen more of her on tv then, you know, that's what happens. >> that's what happens of. >> do you great with me when i say that's what happens? you go on a show where you are nude and this is gonna happen. >> i actually don't agree with you. >> really? shut up. >> i guess it is hard to feel sympathy for somebody who goes on a naked dating show and then angry when a naked picture shows up. last month "cosmo" where i get my news and sadly you don't, they interviewed the host of the show. she said, yes, there are iron clad agreements saying none of the footage will be released without the blurs. they had an grement this stuff would not get out there. she said you will see nice butts, but nothing from the front. you can argue this wasn't from the front, but i'm assuming the contract specified that genitals won't be sure. >> put your ass in the air

like you just don't care. >> she cared. she had her butt up there like oh, hey, happy birthday to my butt. and now she is like, this is bad news. >> for what she is suing for she can get some coin for a waxing salon. she looked better than any porn star, not that i would know. >> you only -- analyzed it? >> i took a good peek. i know walter did. >> it would have cost me three $1 bills in time square to see what she showed me. it was worth $5. >> i would consider that a compliment if i were her. walter, do you think she has a case? >> i think she has a big case. your celebrity career is basically over once you have seen the goods. >> kim kardashian built a career off of a sex tape. >> if you can start your career by showing the goods you can go along for awhile. >> which this girl says she was a model. okay. >> of what?

>> i think something that involves bleaching. jeans perhaps. >> if i was -- if it was just the gentles. >> i think she will be adding people to the lawsuit. >> why? >> for what you just said. >> what do you mean? >> that's what happened. she goes on a show called "dating naked." >> you say attention like it is a bad thing. i disagree. but if you know there is a scene where a girl is wrestling someone on the beach you know you have to be extra careful. some people are wondering if this was done on purpose or if it was just a complete lapse of judgment. this is vh1. this is quality television. it is a family show. i think it was a mistake.

they would never do something like this. >> i agree. it is more like a pro lapse in judgment. if you are going to do a reality show. >> that's a thing, apparently. >> i don't know what you are talking about. you watch this show. >> i do watch this show. i do. i actually enjoy some of the episodes. >> you know who really likes these shows? i call them blurries. these are people who get excited over the blurring of body parts. there are like 100,000 of them, andy. >> they are suing because the image was shown blurred. >> they used to use black boxes and i loved the black boxes. i wanted girls to wear them on dates. >> they kept confusing those black boxes with the ones in airplanes a and they had to get rid of them. >> and then they think they are indestructible and they are not. >> and it is racist. why does it have to be black?

seriously? is it a gas if they laugh? harry reid apologized after making a couple of asian-themed jokes. it is the subject of, what did you expect? >> i don't think you are smarter than you are. >> what i have done is kept my deo was taken by the republican opposition research crew. on friday reid said my comments were in extremely poor taste and i apologies. sometimes i say the wrong thing. that he does. what do you expect?

>> what did you expect some. >> the big answer here is unlike a republican or unlike you he will have a job tomorrow, right? >> absolutely. he gets a free pass with every gasp. and at least with vice president biden he has a goofiness about him. he doesn't really know what he is saying. harry reid always looks like he is standing down wind. there is no shimmer about him. everybody has had the dirty uncle who slips and hits his friend's butt. i was reaching for the goldfish. that's the same thing. >> not everybody has that. >> if you don't have that -- >> they are on on the coffee table a and you always have goldfish and peanut m&m's out. >> it is a nickname for something else. do you have the goldfish? yeah, i will be in the bathroom. >> the worst thing -- the

second worst thing about the wong joke is it is an old joke. what did he say about obama? light skinked with no negro dialect. why does he get a free pass? i don't get it. >> he is very old. we are not sure if he sees well. we have a sense that because he votes right he can say anything. i still don't get the joke. is that what he was saying? it was like something -- he screwed up the joke. >> now you will have to apologize. >> i apologize. >> does that make it all right? >> laughing happens when you are uncomfortable. i laugh all of the time.

very uncomfortable with this. he couldn't stop at one joke and it happened later. you had to make the second one not okay. i think the only jokes that politicians can make, they are never funny. the only ones they can make are about themselves or their oin political party. otherwise leave it alone. >> the thing is it is clear that the democratic party has a problem with asian people. this is a war on asians. i call on every democrat everywhere to reputiate you hair a rereid. harry reid. that's what we are supposed to do. if he has trouble keeping his wong straight, viagra. it proves that two wongs make him right. >> that was a joke he tried to make. and can you apologize for that? >> why? i apologize for harry reid screwing up the joke. is that what i am supposed to

do. >> i am not going to make a joke on wongs because i am enlightened. coming up, can joanne sustain a heavy state falling on her from six floors up? probably not, but she has agreed to find out. first a female fireman? what is next, a male housecleaner? what is the world coming to?

should we care if her butt's in the air? this week marvel comics released a special cover for the first issue of its spider woman series. well that will do well. it shows the super hero on all four's in a barely there

outfit. it is the subject of tonight's. >> is this sexist? >> i would like to thank -- well i will put the sign up. who the [bleep] cares at this point? [bleep]. the cover has been called offensive and blatant sexualization. marvel comics released it with the regular cover seen here with spider woman and her sidekick, silk. so the female super hero is taking one swing forward and two swings back. we go now to our wall climbing expert, squirrel on a greased up pole. >> that is really funny. we left that when the squirrel turned and jumped into that woman's face and ripped her

eyes out. the way she is positioned in that picture it seems a bit pro jobing tiff for -- provocative for a super hero unless it was bruce wayne and he was roofied. do you think it is sexist? >> it is kardashian to bring up that horrible name, but it looks exactly like her. by the way, spider woman is total [bleep]. we all know men [bleep] and not women. >> i don't even know how to edit that. >> i don't know how to start with this story. >> it is more important how i edit that so people understand what she said. >> it is more important -- >> women shoot webs. >> what does she shoot? >> it is venom. it is more like energy things. in the tease you refer to her as a female spider-man. she has different powers and a different origin. when she was a kid jessica drew was exposed to a lot of

uranium where she lived with her father and mother and she got you rare -- uranium poisoning he made a from they radiated blood from rare spiders because that's what he did. there is a lot more, but i would have to explain to you who the higher revolutionary is. but stop calling her a female spider-man. jessica drew is no female spider-man. >> wow. >> i am about to storm off. >> you know who not turned on right now? any woman in the five-mile radius of your voice. you are the opposite of viagra. >> a little shout out to the people watching on on twitter. if you were turned on by what i said tweet at greg and let us know. >> you would be surprised what turns people on these days. what do you make of this, walter? real spiders have large butts. >> real spiders don't have butts at all. i don't think they do. first of all they would need like six butts because they have eight legs. they need a butt between each set of legs.

and what is wrong with 6 -- sexulizing super heros? >> they are not real so you can't seeksule lies them. >> you can. the japanese have proved that. they have sex with cartoons in japan as harry reid knows. >> joe app, are they -- joanne are they trying to sell comics to young boys who are trying to download the porn off their laptop? >> yes, they are. >> i think she looks great. i loved this. question. have any of us seen a spider woman before? how do you know what she is supposed to look like? you don't. maybe this is it. maybe that's how she works. she crouches with her rear in gear and that's what she looks like. we are the ones who are over6 liesing her and commenting on

her appearance. we should not be commenting on the way she looks. we should comment on her merits and talent. >> might i be the first person on the planet to say you go girl. >> if i am the president of the united states i will shoot every man that says that. >> by the way, just before we go, this is how pornography was before there was photography. you had to draw it on the cave and you had to look good and you made lots of money. this is how modern sculpture started. statues were porn for rich people. >> that is true. >> rich guys get naked young men. it was basically pornography. >> because walter wrote a book i'm assuming he knows.

>> he wrote "up in the air" so he has to know about pornography. >> does anyone remember what her face looked like in that picture? could you spot her in a lineup? >> i say you go girl. >> she has black hair. >> she reminds me of joanne. >> we have kardast our culture. i think that is a phrase i just invented. >> i with a wide caboose and i appreciate it. >> you ain't the only one. what does that mean? what is wrong with me? i am turning into an idiot. coming up, a rapper talks trash. there is something new. what is next? kittens playing with yarn? first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is

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buckets. 50 cent put a twist on the als bucket challenge telling his former best friend boxer floyd maywether, junior that he will donate to the organization on one condition. >> this is a special challenge for you, floyd. if you can ride one full page of a harry potter book i will give 750,000 to any charitable organization you want me to. get the bucket. >> the feud goes back a few years. in 201250 crept claimed maywether stiffed him $2 million from a business venture. jimmy kimmle offered to let maywether read on his show and he down graded the challenge. >> jimmy said if floyd accepts the challenge you will put it on on the show. no pressure. we know you can't pronounce the words in the harry potter book so we will let cat in the hat.

>> are you amazed? i am more amazed that 50 cent has $750,000 to gamble with. >> dude, no way. remember he owned a stake in vitamin water? vitamin water because of the formula 50, when was sold to coca-cola he netted about 60 to $100 million. i don't know if he still has it, but he is a very smart man. >> he wouldn't do "red eye" but he would do cavuto. >> i have interviewed him. >> i will reach out to him. >> i didn't know he had that much money. i recent that though because "cat in the hat" is hard to read. >> by the way, cat, racist. what do they call everybody who is black a cat? it makes me sick to my stomach, walter. i would walk off the show, but i am tethered to the chair. hospital we see more celeb bra

too -- shouldn't we see more celebrities settle disputes like this? >> i would like to say obama tell putin you explain relativity to a global audience and i will give you ukraine. >> great idea. it could be televised too. m o ywether allegedly responded and it was deleted. he said i will see you $750,000 and raise you a million if you will post a video of your son saying he loves you. is that real? >> i don't know if that is real. >> and i didn't write this question. i assumed you wanted it. somebody wrote the question assuming you know the answer. you have to answer the question. >> it may or may not be real, greg. >> well that's a good answer. >> it is not a bad come back. >> it is not. >> if it is real, good for him. you said they had a feud over -- 50 cent said they -- he owed him $2 billion. $2 million. it was 2 million cent.

i don't like the idea of going after someone for being illiterate. he could have a learning disability. >> and he is a boxer. >> he beat his girlfriend. if you are going to go after him, go after him for that. >> there is a radio morning show that played -- >> i saw that or heard it. >> it was of mayweather trying to read a promo. >> i didn't know he beat his girl end from up. >> he is a bad guy. >> joanne, what about you? what kind of of charity blackmail would you pull if you could? >> i don't know, but i love this. this is what challengeds should be. it is people try tomming bears each other -- it is people trying to embarrass each other in public. none of this ice stuff. it is doing a lot of good. let's get to the nitty gritty. there are a lot of famous

people i may or may not have dated who i would, i don't know, what would i do? >> this is your thought. >> i haven't thought about it. >> we will actually go to a video of her imagining. >> somebody used to do this on the show. and then not having anything. >> i know what you mean, and i can't think of one either. >> i am not a mean person. >> mean people always say that. i am not a mean person. >> i thought of like 50 things in the last five minutes. i am trying to edit because of the sticky comment from earlier. >> how about greg naked doing the ice water challenge, if you know what i mean? >> i do that every weekend anyway. it is a little club i belong to. anyway, some person at fox

wanted me to dance like chris christie and she was going put a thousand dollars in charity and i was like, no. she is like, i can't believe you are doing it. i said i am not going to be blackmailed to do anything. it is a principal. i am not going to do it. >> and you hate charity. >> i do hate charity. >> where are we? can adorable be edible? whole foods has launched a rap bid meat -- rabid meat pilot program and some are upset that a pet can be served as dinner. the magazine, not the ocean, points out rabbits are easy to raise and light on the environment. 6 pounds of rabbit meat requires the same as it duds to produce -- it does to produce one pound of cow meat. it is also leaner and lower in cholesterol. you may be a monster if you want to eat this.

ready for the blender. two bunnies and two cups. we would never eat cats and dogs. should rabbits fall under this category because they are pets? >> well, i think america is the last country in the world that doesn't eat pets. in our coming international century where we join the rest of the world we will have to eat pets like china and japan and other countries. >> we are actually venturing into the horse world now. we are eating horse, and that is kind of a pet. it is a giant pet for people who live on large tracks of land. it is not in the city and you you can't have a horse unless you are a cop. why would something be banned from my dinner table because it is cute? that's unfair to me as a carnivore and unfair to the ugly animals i am eating. >> people should be forced to buy the rabbit after it is cleaned and skinned. it still looks like a bunny rabbit.

this is part of the hipster food movement i hate. the beef heart hot dogs and the bone marrow and pig feet and you know what, if you want to get real hipster come down to where my parents live and i will feed you possum i scraped off the front of the car. they are so into it and it is ridiculous. >> it is stupid. that a and the combination of the giant ironic beard. it gets all of the grease. i don't like it, joanne. people eat ducks. people have them as pets. i had a pet duck for awhile. >> i saw charlotte's web and i still order bacon at brunch. >> and don't you enjoy your bacon. >> all meat animals start out cute. >> just like babies are cute and then they grow up.

>> are you saying we should eat babies? what are you on? >> i am really hungry right now. >> andy, where do you stand on this hot button debate? >> i am taking the pro rabbit distance. stance. my suggestion is those opposed to it don't do it. if you don't want to eat rabbit, don't eat rabbit. if two men want to eat a rabbit they should be allowed to eat a rabbit. if they want to share a rabbit for dinner, that's fine. >> here is what i want. i want every store to sell rabbits, but just like lobsters they have to be alive. you have to pick them. i will take the cutest ones.

>> pretty soon easter baskets will have rabbit meat in them. >> you know what, this is unfair to lobsters. we keep them alive because they are ugly and giant sea roaches they are disgusting. people have fish as pets and we eat fish. they are yelling at me. it is time for a break. when we come back, movies that make you cry.

>> if you weep -- check and make sure what i said -- >> your weekend plans are nobody's business. >> if you weep they reap. hollywood is trying to make you cry because tearjerkers draw big audiences. the wall stree journal -- the "wall street journal" looked at why we like weepy movies. things like music and camera and zoom can create tears, but everyone is different. gender plays a a part. studies show men get joked up during films that show triumph and failure and women sob over relationship, drama and scenes where shoes are urinated on by little people. what film makes you cry? >> "apocalypse now" and the same with lieutenant kilgore

with his shirt off. i love robert duvall. and the scene in "good fellows" where they find out in the shower and they get excited it makes me weep" ghost" love stories "steel magnolias" i laugh my ass off. >> you laugh at "ghost"? you are heart less. >> patrick swayzee dies and it is a gut buster. >> not when he really dies, but in the movie. he was a wonderful man. >> he is dead? >> he passed away. >> he was a fantastic person and i met him. i will not tell you how i met him because it was an unusual circumstance that involved a lot of drinking. thank you cry while watching "up in the air." i cried tears of joy. it looked like the check was not going to bounce. movies don't make me cry. people who cry in movies make me laugh. they go to cry. they know when they are

supposed to cry and they do it on cue and it doesn't seem sincere. >> you do it almost every weekend. >> i have cried on the subway. no one will come up to you. >> what have you cried about? >> it is a long story. >> i cry at "love actually" of course because it is one of the best films ever. when he has the cute card saying you are perfect and all of that stuff, and "you got mail" all of those chick flicks people don't cry at, i do. the moment that gets you crying is when the actor is trying to hold back the tears. that's a great actor and a great film and i commend everybody whooes that. you are sad and lonely for a reason. have you ever cried anywhere? >> armageddon. i always wanted a song and if i had one i would want her to be just like you. and then he throws aj through

the air lock and takes his place to die even though while saving the earth even though aj had drawn the short straw, but he wants him to marry grace. and then the shuttle lands on earth and the colonel walks up to grace and said requesting to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man i ever met. >> you just ensured you are not getting laid for the next however long. >> that and your comic book fetish. >> you know what movie made me cry? "jaws" when he dies because he had a long life ahead of him. nobody can pin those murders on him. sharks look alike. i know it is biggoted. they all look alike. they went after him because he is a big shark. if it was a small shark they wouldn't have gone after him. there are a lot of problems with this movie and it lead to a lot of dead sharks. shame on you, steven spielberg and it is a shame you never

made any movies after that. his career was dead after that movie. never made another film. coming up, tapeworms. i am eating for two tonight.

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eye, john bolton and sam morrell. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> this worm was keen to make her clean a pageant mom fed her daughter tapeworms so she could slim dop and win the crown. slim down and win the crown. it is the subject of the -- >> is this real. >> the teen was admitted for stomach pain and after going to the bathroom they found a toilet full of tape work. she fed her daughter a pill of parasite eggs saying she was only trying to help her lose weight. the teen took it in stride. >> you made me do this. this is all your fault. >> i'm sorry. i'm so sorry. >> that is caliber acting. real or not real? >> does it work?

>> no, i have never taken these tapeworms and never done the extremes. i have only eaten tainted pork and hoped for food poisoning. >> that was a song, tainted pork. have you ever heard of this? >> i believe it. i do believe it. >> some people are desperate. i don't know if this story is true, but these girls will go to crazy lengths. >> i dated a model who was -- who atekleenex to fill up. >> there is a show called a "crazy addictions" about a woman who ate cushions. >> this is actual models eating kleenex to lose weight. >> it makes them feel bad? >> they drink water and it swells up. >> that's like shrinky d nie ks. why don't they just eat shrinky dinks. >> that's the opposite.

>> it is like grow a boyfriend. you get the sponge and put it in water. >> what are those called some. >> sea monkeys. >> chia pets. >> they all work. >> i think the mother should go to jail although in my opinion she doesn't exist. >> there -- this is no less real than you and the er stories and stretch armstrong. >> they have a whole shelf of things they found in me at the er. they call it greg's halve shame. how can a man be so clumsy to fall on a ladder. >> there is a book of x rays of stuff stuck -- well, well they shouldn't be. >> you know where they found that book? inside a man. that's the beauty of male sexuality. if you build it, they will use it. that does it for me. probably for good.

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hello, everyone, i'm andrea, and it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." battle against radical islamists as we may have to go to syria to defeat them. isis who beheaded james foley are threatening another american if air strikes continue in iraq, and i'm threatening to kill bob if he does not shut off his cell phone. there was a dire warning of the threat posed by the terror group. >> isis is a