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glass in each hand. i am here with closet alcoholic joanne nosuchunsky. and he is dryer than the gobi desert. the always bland, tv's andy levy. his comedy is darker than david hassle sov's liver. it is comedian sam morrell. and his mustache once swam in the english channel. it was full of orphans. next to me, john john bolton. he is also continuing on as the president of "red eye" for the time being. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he is homeless, but not homely. sunday night's mtv video music awards miley cyrus sent a 22-year-old drifter to the stage after she won video of the year. i love the word drifter. the young man happened to be what scientists called super

gorgeous. >> my name is jesse. i am accepting this award on baf of the 1.6 run aways and homeless youth in the united states. we are starving lost and scared for our lives. i know this because i am one of these people. >> the music industry will make over $7 billion this year and outside of these doors are 54,000 human beings who have no place to call home. >> she look eld so thoughtful there. >> the vma's were not just about homeless bros. ferguson came up. mtv ran a psa about the civil rights protests and rapper common read in silence. the unarmed teen killed by a police officer. >> i want us all to take a moment of silence for mike brown and for peace in this country and in the world. >> yeah. >> but there was no moment of silence for "suge" knight.

is that how you say it? he was shot at a pre award party in west hollywood. knight walked out with several bullet wounds and he is expected to survive. but let's not forget the most important part of they should. the performances. there were so many. shear maroon 5 playing one of their big hits. ♪ >> it will never stop ever getting tired. ambassador, you were at the vma's weren't you? >> it reminded me of my time at the united nations. especially the last performance. >> nothing can be as bad as maroon 25, even the u.n. will you think of the homeless differently now that a miley cyrus has found the best looking one in l.a. and put him up there?

>> no, and really this is the height of hypocrisy. there is nothing wrong with entertainment for society as a whole, but the notion that justifying your role as a top income producing star can be accomplished by putting a homeless guy on and uh -- assuaging your confidence. have the night for the entertainers and if you want to worry about the homeless do it when the television cameras are not on miley cyrus. how about that? >> my experience with the homeless in new york is slightly different. is it because in general everybody is better looking in l.a.? or did she cash dash was she able to find the only homeless guy who looks like that dude from -- >> the dude from one direction? >> yes. either one direction or the star of "sons of anarchy." >> i have a different view of homeless people.

i was a homeless man a and sleeping next to me was a homeless woman. this guy has a girlfriend and i don't. it moved me. i hope he does president hit her because -- doesn't hit her because it is not domestic violence because they don't have a home. it is street violence. what does she do with that guy if she doesn't win? i will see you at the grammys maybe? >> i will buy you two in-n-out burgers. >> joanne, you said you only give to homeless people if they are hot. >> i will get more likes on instagram. it is my photo with the homeless doing charity work. god bless her, miley. she takes in stray dogs. she has a lot of pets. she recently got a pig. i guess people is the next step if you are going to keep going up. it is great. i love when celebrities do charity work or philanthropy and because they are famous they bring light to these

causes. however, these huge displays i think cheapens the act. when it is this outrageous you question how sincere she is. >> this is definitely manufactured because of last year. she wanted a change and now all of a sudden -- she is no longer half naked miley. she is now serious, thoughtful miley. >> and watching her cry is nice. it is good to see she hasn't lost her acting jobs. she can get back into that if she wants to. can't they make the whole plane out of "suge" knight? >> i get it. it took me awhile. >> he was shot like 74 times. >> i have a theory on that. i am pretty sure it is science, but the larger you are, the more protected you are. if you are overweight and you get shot, the bullet has a better chance of being lodged in fleshy tissue. >> he may bewaring protection.

>> i can't relax at a party if someone does -- doesn't like me. he is 49. when do you stop getting shot? you shouldn't go from getting a colonoscopy to getting gunned down. >> it is a mill tearization of entertainers. >> i am glad chris brown was able to get through the "suge" knight shooting without it damaging his reputation. >> and i love how he preached nonviolence in between hitting people. i want to show one clip before we move on. >> who is maroon 25? >> is that what i said? >> are they 5 times [bleep] than maroon 5. >> did i say that? >> yeah. >> when? >> at the beginning. >> i didn't even know. >> i could tell the difference. >> i didn't even notice i said that. wow. that's strange. thanks for pointing it out on tv. >> you said it on tv. >> we all know the real name is adam levine and friends.

>> no it is the [bleep] and friends. about of we go, i want to play this clip. it is a clip of two guys middle aged dudes. we the are looking for a steak house and they wandered into the vma's and they just thought they would do some kind of fun stuff. >> i meant to do that. >> did you notice even the homeless guy was like, what is going on up there? the homeless guy was like who are those guys? that was jim carrey by the way. who is the other dude? >> jeff daniels. >> that didn't go over too well. >> jim carrey is slowly turning into jerry lewis. by that i mean he is not funny anymore. he is a legend, but i blame this on jenni mccarthy. that is the type of stuff that made her laugh when they were dating and it stuck with him.

>> he was like it worked before. >> i will try it on everybody. by the way, the fall was not planned. >> he said it was. >> he was lying. see, entertainers lie. i can tell ambassador is tired of talking about this because he is not seen bothering -- >> this is my favorite subject. >> you are not even bothering with it. you are just like, get me through this, lord. what am i doing here, he is saying. >> he just wants to talk about beyonce. >> should we assume they are planning our doom. london's mayor, they have this will there, mayor, says anyone who visits syria and iraq should are said to be terrorists. in the telegraph johnson says we need to make it crystal clear that you will be arrested if you go out to

syria or iraq without a good reason. the law needs a swift and minor change so there is an assumption that the war areas had done so for a terrorist purpose. thinking -- speaking of threats. >> i believe that is a metaphor for what we are going through. should they be arrested when they go back to britain even if there is no actual evidence they were fighting? >> before the civil libertarians get upset at what johnson said, let's remember that people who go to a terrorist camp are not going for rest and recreation. they are going because they know it is a terrorist camp. in the most significant fact, when we attack terrorist camps, when they are killed, that's their problem. that's not our problem. they were there. that's the ultimate presumption of guilt. as for these technicalities when you are arrested and when

you come home, you have to look at things like due process, i acknowledge. the fact is if they had gone over to the other side, it is an act of war against their country. i think we need to fear it. i think it is a very clear and present danger. >> sam, are you worried about these fanatics as i am? i am worried because tls the first group of -- it is the first group of religious fanatics finding a bomb. you can kill a bunch of people, but you didn't have nuclear weapons. these guys loved the apocalypse and they can find the weapons. >> it is scary because they hate everyone. they hate jews and they hate gays. they hate shiites and they hate everyone. >> that is half the population. >> it is like the jacksonville jaguars are like we want to take on everyone in the nfl at once. >> you don't have a very good chance. >> no one is vacationing in war areas. they don't say we

summer in downtown fallujah. >> you can get a really cheap place there. a little dangerous, but -- >> people don't see the beaches. >> they have these great robes. they are black. >> andy, go ahead and tell us why britain can't arrest people without direct evidence. they have actually done something you ig -- ignorant dweeb. >> it seems like an impossible position to defend, doesn't it? guilty until proven innocent is a bad idea. what kind of nut job would i be with? >> it is war. >> this is britain and they have a particular problem happening right now. they may have to deal with it in unsavory ways. i just don't want america getting in the business of doing it. >> you have say americans who are engaged in an act of conspiracy with the islamic

state. this is not a criminal act, this is war against the united states. we didn't give due process to the con confederates. we didn't give due process to world war ii to people who were fighting with the nazis. >> i generally don't have a problem with it. but you have to know they were doing it. >> just being in asia is not sufficient, i agree. >> i don't think you need to bring up the band, asia. they put out a few good albums. >> better than maroon 25? >> that's a call back. all right, joanne, what is it about young men that makes them want to become jihadists, instead of dating you? that would be preferable. >> it is hard to get through me. i won't respond, but these people will. the recruit expght technology

is -- the recruiting and the technology is easy to get to people. i like to believe that people are inherently good. dl is more good in -- there is more good in this world than evil. this is so evil and i don't understand how anyone can justify these actions. >> there you go. you are outraged. i might even say you are appalled by this. >> appalled. >> and you are disappointed. >> she has to take strange action too. strong action. >> wouldn't it be nice if britain woul figure out why they are having this problem? >> i think that in part explains why cameron did come back from his vacation. there are stories there may booy as many as 2,000 -- may be as many as 2,000 brits fighting with isis right now. there is a problem at home. >> they have a problem at home and it is a problem at home they have ignored. that's why. >> despite terrorist attacks in 2007 against the london transportation system. >> fear of easy llama phobia. i saw it.

people were terrified of speaking the truth. i want to move on, but i want to ask you about boca -- boca-haram and some say that is scarier than isis. >> it is competition in the market place. i think what a it shows is you don't need a hire arcual structure to have them flourish around the world. i think throughout the scene between north africa and sub saharan africa the violence will continue and get worse. nigeria is the largest population in sub saharan africa. it is about to come apart at the seems. that's a problem for the entire african continent and it is going to be a problem for us. >> no more of the e-mail chain letters. >> all you have to do is give the routing number. >> they are very nice. i think i am owed $280 million in an airplane crash, but i had to give them $10,000. >> they had like 13,000 hits.

kidnap a pr guy. >> that's how they get their money. >> sounds reasonable to me. >> before i go andy and i were talking about this and i finally convinced him that we should thank snowden for harming the spy programs that allowed this to happen. >> i thought i would put a jab in there. oh that hurt. >> it should. it should make you reconsider some of your [stances|instances]. stances. >> coming up, ambassador bolton's mustache or a tool of the devil. we discuss in a five-part series. it won't end until -- oh look at that. robots. oh my goodness. heart less killing machines or futuristic maids. we ask a roomba to weigh in.

they might help us. by killing us. a dutch engineer, aren't they all? they have warned that robots could exterminate the human race in an effort to eliminate our suffering. it is the subject of tonight's. >> that's what happens. >> indeed. hello, lady. what is she doing here 1234* i told you to wait in the car. they say it is not -- nell watson, they have no caption for her. it is just some girl on my left side. i am telling a totally different story. that's nel watson. >> is it though? >> i might be and i don't even know what it is. they don't say. >> nel watson says it is not enough to teach robots to be

kind because they could decide that the greatest compassion to humans is to end our miserable lives. we have no idea who she is, the ceo of whatever, good job. she has the most important work of our lifetime is to ensure that the machines are capable of understanding human value. it is those values that willen vur machines don't end up machines don't kill us with kindness. they will not only murder us, but they will replace us with honors. >> that is utterly adorable. sam, should we start killing the robots now before they kill us? >> we should stop making them. >> the problem is we are not going to stop making them because we are on this road.

>> we have to create philosophical and deep robots. and then these robots are like -- they are hotel maids and stuff now. they are night nurses for the elderly. when i am in a hotel on the road i am not at my best. you know the night nurses for the elderly and a guy is talking about stamps and it may be like, i am going to put him out of his misery. ambassador, which is scarier to you, a future of robots or a future of isis? >> a future of nuclear weapons , none of the above. i vaguely recall from my days reading science fiction about the three laws of robotics. the first law of robotics is do not harm to humans. can't we teach them that and get it over with? >> >> we didn't realize the intelligence part of a robot is accelerating so fast they will go, that first rule,

let's go back in time and rewrite it. >> that means the liberals are making the robots. they think they are smarter than people. >> i like how he did that. >> i know i will be a nerd now, but it is a serious point. they had to re-do the laws to say humans or humanity. there were times when doing harm to a human is humanity and that's where you get into the problems. >> it must have taken place after i did science fiction. >> you started having sex. i kept reading them. >> thank you for that image. >> joanne, you said you were going to sell out the human race to become a robobride. do you think that will stop him from killing you? >> they will divorce me and take my money and children. i will have nothing. if they do kill people, will they be programed to clean up

the -- programed to clean up the mess? what do they do with the body? >> that's true. or they can be leak part robot wood chipper and just go like this. i have been practicing this for days. the problem is coming. once robots are smarter than us it is out of our control. here is my answer. we create one thing that robots need. but we have and we hide it. you know what it is called? a patch word. a pass word. we have a pass word. >> it is maybe your birthday. >> the robots will never guess that. >> there will be a robot snowden who discovers all of our pass words. and he will lead the robots to freedom. >> you see, there is one guy -- there is one person who well give -- it has to be

something in -- >> you would fold in like two minutes. >> of course because i am see -- secretly working. >> i would like one of those japanese sex robots. >> i would make one of my own out of a toaster and a mop. best six months of my life. >> i will never look at an oragami crane the same. >> didn't eat bread for awhile. >> i didn't have to. what am i talking about and where have we gone wrong? so many ways. coming up, something happened to starbucks that won't cost you six bucks. first a word from our sponsor. >> to -- tonight's sponsor has the head the head of a horse and smaller arms and legs of a human. thanks inverse sentars.

>> somebody didn't read my book. last week a pay it forward chain started spontaneously, or so they claimed, at a starbucks in st. petersburg, florida, not russia, after one customer paid for the order of the car behind her in the drive-thru, this is so fake. the chain lasted for several hundred customers. like my nude aerobics routine caught the media attention by storm.

one dude, my heros, wasn't buying it. he is gorgeous. customer number 458 heard about it and decided to break the chain. he explained, quote, when the barista asked you to pay it forward, it is no longer spontaneous. this is turning into a social pho phenomenon and i had to put an end to it. instead he tipped the barista $100. i am not so sure. ambassador is he a grinch or a patriot? >> i think he is clearly a patriot. i never go to starbucks. it uh stownds me that anybody would pay $6 for a cup of coffee. me to go. but basically i think this is a spread the wealth around kind of system that i heartly disapprove of. >> sam this smells to high heaven. i am not even sure what that means. how does something like that

happen? why is my elbow itching? >> i don't know, but i liked watching you play with it. >> i think i might have gotten bitten by something. >> you were bitten by the generousity bug. >> it is finally a good story out of florida i i guess. >> st. petersburg. i know the newspaper, they had two stories and one is an old dude collecting hookers. they publish the right one. it is some good news. >> he made his dream life out of 1700 hookers. >> or pay it forward. i toted her. why a toter? if you want to make a monster just have it make toast. >> can he put the butter on as well? >> i don't know. >> who wants dry toast? >> it is actually delicious.

>> thank you break even after paying the customer behind you, what is the point? >> you are paying for a cup of coffee. you are not getting anything. nobody is benefiting. it is like calm waters. when the barista asked if he would like to buy for the person behind you it is not an act of kindness it is an act of guilt. i would feel guilty. what would have been nice if the barista said i will buy your coffee. i see you come here every day and i will buy this for you. why are you laughing? >> because the barista is not very well off. >> so maybe i am not. >> that's true >> wow. >> i think people buy you enough drinks. mildly attractive woman. i didn't want to say anything more than mildly. it goes to her head. andy, is this whole thing

about to become a trend at drive-thru windows. >> i hope not. >> me too. >> the idea of pay it forward is you do an act of kindness for somebody in need. they have to be in need. that's the whole point of pay it forward. instead of them paying you back, they help someone else who is in need. it is not because some barista said would you like to pay for the person behind ?u. >> shut up -- shut up. i am not giving uh $100 tip either. it is ridiculous. >> this is the feel good [bleep] i hate. it makes no one's life better. it is something silly to do that makes you feel worth while. it is not real. it is symbolic and i hate it. >> the loser is the first person in line. they are the only ones who don't come out ahead. >> did you read the follow-up? he committed suicide. >> i believe it. >> i made that up. >> he could have. >> but he didn't. he didn't do that.

he didn't do that i'm telling you. >> they had to hide the breakfast side. a vermont restaurant has removed a sign with the word bacon after it was claimed it was offensive. that's the subject of tonight's tonight's -- sneakers bistro was allowed to put up the ad. they are helping to maintain the flower beds. a muslim woman complained that the sign offended her and it was, quote, insensitive to those who do not consume pork. here is how the local nbc station covered the story. >> the word bacon on the sneaker bistro sign started a discussion about diversity on the front porch forum. they say they are in the process of reaching out to the individual who made the post. they have also taken the sign down. they say they regret any harm caused by the sign and their

goal was never to cause stress or bad feelings. others too recognize the complicated issue. >> i mean, i respect her religion and her right to believe what she wants. the first amendment i'm sure extends to bacon. >> i would never trust a restaurant named sneakers. as always we are joined by a live audience panel. welcome experts. a show of hands. how many people often think about me caw voterring in -- cavort nie g in mesh swim wear. i guess my diet is not paying off in dividends. war on bacon on war on freedom of bacon. >> i think it is very offensive. i travel to vermont just to eat there. >> why is it called sneakers? >> i don't know. >> you have to sneak the bacon. >> if she is a real muslim her

vote shouldn't count. >> it is amazing ambassador. this is saying to me, you cannot impose these beliefs. >> that's exactly what this is about. surely speech will offend people. the response is either argue about it or ignore it. it is not sensor it. i think this is an example that is far too prevalent in our society for saying because i don't like something, the other person has to stop speaking. that's fundamentally wrong. >> and by the way that has been around for years. it seems like it has come back. there are people who are religious and who aren't happy until you are also religious. we learn to domesticate those ideas over centuries. it seems like there is a certain group who hasn't been tamed. >> it is called tolerance. >> i am intolerant of intolerance. >> the restaurant should have told the woman if she is that easily offended she should

never leave her home or something less polite that includes go and yourself. i am offended they took down the sign and the next time i am not eating at the bistro. >> and i love bacon. >> we have spent a lot of woke ends. weekends. >> we were married briefly there. >> we thought it wasn't legal. >> once it was legal where was the fun in that? >> that's the weird contradiction is we want to be dangerous. we have a traditional lifestyle. >> should i get out of the way here? >> keep the philosophical argument of the nature of alternative lifestyles. joanne, you like bacon so much that 90% of your body is bacon. >> i do. i wonder if i wear a shirt i have, keep calm, eat bacon

would i be asked to take my top off? >> let's find out. >> bacon is a food. it is not a threat. i have never felt victimized by pork. i stand by my meat. i am going to stop. >> i think you should. >> is it possible this story is not real? it is about vermont. i believe it automatically. >> when i first saw it i thought it was fake. then i clicked on the back up links. >> it could be -- maybe the person who left a comment. >> did they want free publicity -- >> or was this somebody being a jerk and leaving a comment and pretending to be offended by the sign. >> i like my theory. >> how about the potheads in vermont. they like bacon so much and this will hurt them. >> the pot heads won't do anything about it. they will be like what happened to the bacon? that was a terrible impression of those who enjoy legal

marijuana, smoking. i apologize. when we take a break, where are we? we will take a trip to team corner. first, not cool. ororder it at amazon.com. delightful book by the way. buy 30.

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eye" know i love to rap with teams and sharing my wisdom. i am like their cool uncle or best friend who is a bit older or a guy they have a crush on, but will never be near because he is a bit older and more successful, but still cares about you. sometimes he will stop by. it is just to say hello and maybe hang out at the park and have a wine cooler. i will buy it even if you are not of age. anyway it is time once again for. >> as summer comes to an end teens ared heading off to college. what can they expect? there is an article called things i wish i knew brf going -- before going to college. beer is electricker contribute to the -- booker and liquor contribute to the freshman 15. get to know your professors. and people with red hair are

untrustworthy. we brought in a studio audience panel of teens. look forward to taking your questions and at the end of the segment -- by the way, i wile read a letter of the teen who was a part of the segment. they say, dear greg, you promised i would be a star, but now my doctor says i have hepititis. >> you know what, you took a risk. i didn't say you are going to be a star. i just said you are going to be on the show. now are you a star with hepititis. ambassador. ambassador, have you been around the block in many ways. what advice would you give? >> i saw them offering mustache rides. that's pretty messed up. >> what advice would you give incoming freshmen? >> it will tell you 10 things

you need to know before you are a freshman. the purpose of going to college is to learn things and to study hard and to work hard. i know that's out of fashion now, but actually you can learn things you don't already mow. know. >> that's interesting because when i went to college they didn't tell me to learn. they just said you will have a blast. >> when i was in college the professors thought the students should teach them. i think it is important for people to understand going to college is not simply to have a good time. but it is really to learn work habits. >> it is learning to become an adult. did this list speak to you? >> living with roommates? your professors tell us to follow your dreams. i have been living with roommates way longer than i thought. here is advice for you . if you want to steal your roommate's food without them knowing turkey slices. no one counts them.

>> sometimes they count the cheese. it is funny when you are slicing cheese. it is also like taking shampoo. >> it is like taking anything. >> you have to steal in clever ways. >> you come from the back end and put it in that way. i am on the wrong show here. >> yeah, i am successful. >> it is true. the first time you don't have a roommate it is like, good luck. >> i steal from myself and try to hide it. it is old habits. >> that is actually something that happens. you hide things when you are drunk. >> or i go who drank all of my wine? you know i had a bottle of wine here. >> i got home and i had a bottle of wine and it is not

here now. >> and yit my mouth is staying purple. >> somebody broke into my house and threw up in my bed. who can that be? >> it looks like wine. >> i don't know where we are. >> you graduated from college and it must be at least three months ago. do you miss college? do you still have dreams that you will be late for a class? i do miss college. why am i going to give advice to people on what to expect? you are supposed to be blind. >> it is part of the starbucks community. >> if i have to suffer and think this one girl was cool or this is my group of friends and they weren't, everyone else should have to suffer. >> that was your rough college experience? >> everyone tries to find friends right away.

>> ryder university. >> i went to princeton university. >> if you could go back to your college days what would you do differently? not dress like knight rider. >> i wouldn't take nine years to graduate for starters. >> to be fair three of those years i was in the army, but nine minus three is four. >> that is long. >> i get it. >> you didn't have to payoff loans until 10 years later. >> you didn't have to payoff loans, did you? did you do the gi bill? >> that's personal. talking about my gi bill is none of your business. >> they called you a gi bill. >> in the army i was gi jew. >> where are we at a this point? >> stretching. >> we are supposed to be

talking about college. >> coming up, we rip on rifts. and you have videos of animals. you can send them to us. we haven't been sining much lately and it is upsetting me. fox news.com/"red eye." more kittens with mittens.

>> oh my goodness. look at that. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." >> e block. last story, that's the last story. >> ton topic huer. led zeppelin's "whole lotta love" has been voted the best guitar rift of a bbc radio. said some jerk "whole lotta love" is of the 21st century. "sweet child of mine" came in second and then" back in black" and then the irish band aerosmith. there was not a single entry by my favorite band, nickleback. i kid.

i will go to you, joanne. i was thinking about this, why don't women -- women don't -- rifts, what it? they don't know what a rift is and they don't care. >> i know what vocal r phi ts are so i think of vocalists -- >> that's not what we are talking about. >> i guess just because female signingers do that and -- female singers do that more and there are classic rock bands. >> i don't believe you even answered the question. there is something biological about the idea of a rift. >> they think they will be a rock star. >> what do you think? what is your favorite rift, young man. >> "rock lobster." >> b-52's. that's a great beginning. i don't know what it is. why do guys in -- >> it is testosterone. >> it is a question. >> why do we wear pants? >> we don't always.

ambassador, is that song a worthy winner? >> well i remembered. i think my opinion on this subject is worth about as much as miley cyrus. >> but see you should be embracing pop culture, ambassador. that's how you will get the youth vote. >> i'm working on it. >> it may take awhile. >> i suggest the first slayer album. how about your band? flock of seagulls? >> how was black saab -- sabbath 's. too many cult songs to name and "all nightlong" and" man on the silver mountain" and ton of stones song. >> stones wrote great ones. >> mostly 60s and 70s. "purple hayes." >> "my sherona" is on there.

>> i saw them in 1979. i think the drummer if he is alive is a fan of "red eye." he wrote me once. >> did he have hepititis 2? >> no, 3. you know what i find interesting as i close out, rifts erase everything you listened to before as a kid. if you were into weird al or novelty music you lose your ear virginity. all of that stuff is forgotten. don't you agree? once you hear that music -- >> i agree. >> do you have no memory of any music you listen to. like you first heard a kinks song and you first heard the who. and then everything before it -- like children's music. i feel like i am talking to an invisible table. >> i agreed what else do you want? >> you agreed because you wanted to get off the show because you had something to do.

probably another show. >> i am important. i am an ambassador. that does it for me. >> anne, ambassador, greg, bye.

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and company. that's it for me. "the five" is next. >> hello. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." today, more than two weeks after the shooting of michael brown in ferguson, missouri, a funeral was held for him. big crowds turned out including civil rights leaders like jesse jackson and children of the late martin luther king. celebrities like sean diddy combs and spike lee were also there and so were three members of the obama administration. and then, of course, al sharpton who delivered the