before bill o'reilly, pick up your remote. right now go to greta wire.com. we want to know why you think president obama is using reverend sharpton as his ferguson liaison. greta wi tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." we know tom shillue loves to sing barber shop, but how does he feel about the movie "barber shop 2". and does he think it is made of nitrogen and oxygen? >> women are half of the sky. they are half the sky. >> and finally, what will white tigers wear after labor day? the question the insensitive fasionistas never thought about. none of these stories on "red eye." >> let's welcome our guests. she is hotter than a light bulb, but not nearly as bright. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is brighter than a light bulb, but not nearly as

hot, tv's andy levy. and he is about as threatening as a bunny rabbit with a nerf gun, tom shillue. and he is no longer in congress, so his approval ratings have jumped 70 points. sitting next to me, a man with three sets of double letters in his name. former congressman thadius mccoder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he is making an end run to save us from the sun. according to the "new york times," an actual paper, the obama administration will sign an uh card -- an accord without the approval of congress. perhaps there is a better solution. it is time for our segment you are actually trying to make that out, tom. what is that spell? the times reports that negotiate negotiate -- negotiators are working on an

agreement including the u.s. to cut carbon emissions. even though our pesky constitution requires senate approval for such treaties. they will try to get around the object stable with a politically binding deal that will name and shame countries into cught their carbon output. republicans seem gun ho saying unfortunately this would be one of many examples of the obama administration's to uh bead by laws and disregard laws it doesn't like. >> you know who i would like to name in shame? gao gao the panda. >> that's why you will never get anywhere, panda. it is good i don't have to call you a congressman

anymore. >> i have tried to work for my parents for years. >> you were in congress though briefly. >> it is humiliating. you were in congress allegedly. how can the administration do this? >> really they can and i think there is an individual from one of the environmental interest groups that said it is going to require some legal and political magic. the frightening part of that is he feels he is comfortable enough to say that. to make the statement that the president is pursuing whereby he will bind the people of the united states to an agreement with other nations. that's insane. >> it is insane. for something we like to call back home in michigan weather. he is going to have government control the weather through international agreements and it will affect every american. that's crazy. >> it is crazy. to me i see it as a massive redistribution plan funneling money from the u.s. all over the world in the name of

saving the earth. it is a scam, tom. i love their tactic, name and shame. as if countries like china will actually give a ccap. >> i think it is a great idea. i can't believe it. we should have used name and shame. way to put him down. name and shame, we didn't do it. >> i don't know why. let me get this straight. are you being sarcastic. >> let's face it, what good are any treaties? does anybody have to follow them? the bad guys don't do it. they just say no, we are not going to do it. >> i guess. i don't know if you are right. i had you for awhile. >> the treaties are good in some cases. >> treats are delicious. trees made of treats. >> it is not as -- if not andy will correct you all.

it is not confirmed by the united states senate. it is an international agreement. it is not a treaty. >> it is politically binding. that's silly talk. politically binding is nonbinding. how can something be politically binding. >> it is not even politically binding in our country. never mind other countries. >> this is crazy, andy. i'm sure you have -- i'm sure you are for it though. >> you missed the part about the legal and political magic. >> the president is a fan of the harry potter books and movies and he seems to think that's how it works. there is legal and political magic to this. let me translate that. there is i will legality. ultimately this is liberalism. liberalism is something that has to be done for the good of the rest of us poor slobs.

i guess i am a liberal on climate change. >> we all know what it is. >> but my point is it doesn't matter. it says legally binding treaties has to be ratified by the senate. anyone on the left, they are making a big mistake. they may be republican of the country again. i know it sounds funny, but there is a chance and he may try to pull a similar enron around the senate. and this precedent will have been set. >> you ran for president 6789. i forgot about that. >> i kind of tuned out when andy is talking. >> that's why you don't learn. >> it is almost as if the administration doesn't care about america. >> they don't care about the constitution, that's for

sure. i like rules and i like when rules are followed. >> absolutely. >> and if they are taking these liberties what are they going to do with domestic issues? we have a lot more that need solving. let's talk priorities. i won't be able to enjoy the good weather with the horrible economy and terror lurking about. >> that's the problem. he is putting global warming as a more important issue than global terror which is idiotic. a terror can kill you now and global warming, we have feef00 years before that -- 500 years before that happens. i will have an iv of mier cat blood pumping into me. >> just throw some water on him. that will do it. >> when he bathes it makes waves. espn has apologized on the shower habits of michael sam, the nfl's first openly gay player with two names.

it is the subject of tonight's -- thank you. on tuesday while giving an update on sam's bid to make the rams, the reporter quoted a teammate that called him one of the guys and then she quoted an unnamed player. >> another rams defensive player told me that, quote, sam is respecting our space and that from his perspective he seems to think that michael sam is waiting to kind of take a shower and not to make his teammates feel uncomfortable. >> the report was criticized on the internet. the rams' defensive end chris long responded on twitter, quote, dear espn, everyone but you is over it. on wednesday the network released a steament saying we regret the manner in which we presented our report. we collectively failed to meet the standards we have set in reporting on lgbt-related topics in sports.

was it really that bad? once again we brought in a live studio audience panel to help us discuss the topic. thank you all for being here. show of hands, how many have time traveled here from the past to enjoy the new arby's sandwich called the meat mountain? glad you could make it. they could have gone at anytime. >> it is amazing they could lift their hand. >> true. has identity politics turned everything into a parse? people are afraid of everything. it was silly, but an apology was necessary. >> why are they terrified of covering the story? when he was selected in the draft we watched him kissing that guy for like three days, didn't we? that was a big story. >> beautiful. >> so why didn't they -- why is it all of a sudden not okay to keep talking about it? i don't understand it. >> now we have to mind our own business. first it was all our business. now we must mind our business. i for one am not done with this story. i want to learn every nook and cranny. >> the real issue, greg, is

why are we still having these group showers? just put stalls everywhere. >> these guys are millionaires. millionaires and they can afford their own shower. that's so true. my gym has separate showers, unfortunately. >> but you go into junior high and high schools and they have the dumb showers. it is like the kids are all out there. >> when i was coaching at the boy's school it was incredibly uncomfortable for them. that was a jock. did espn show enough remorse? >> i don't know if i am qualified to speak on nfl-related issues because i am a lions' fan. in the end this is silly. he can play football and he can't. up to this point he has shown he can clearly play football and now he is going through a period of time every other draft egos through and the free agents trying to make the

club. that's what is important. that's what st. louis fans care about and football fans and that's what america cares about. i do think america will care about this whole your own shower stall thing you raised which i think has enough momentum behind it to get something accomplished. >> it might be unamerican though. we believe in -- >> privacy. this is more american. socialism. >> socialism has group showers. are michael sam's shower habits relevant or the opposite, irreverent? >> i don't know what that word means. >> neither does greg. >> i think she didn't go far enough. i really want to know what shower gel he uses. i think definitely one of his teammates would know. they totally share. >> how pre sum shoe us with. >> it could be a bar of soap. >> nobody does that anymore. too many leftover hairs on that. >> and accidental droppings. >> i could twist this around

and say it is because she is a woman. she is thinking about the men in the shower which she was reporting on and she didn't have to bring this up. i don't noah lot about sports, but they have to make a cut to 75 guys. when she was being asked about her research and journalism and do we think michael sam will be one of the 75 and she talked about the teams and the workoutsouts and she never had to mention showers. >> andy, they wouldn't let me shower with the girl lacrosse team when i dressed as a mop. is it a worth while question? some narrow minded people would say if he is attracted to guys would it make guys uncomfortable? i am saying narrow minded people like yourself. >> i am torn on this. on the one hand somebody's reporting on on somebody's shower habits is an icky thing to do. i thought the tweet about how the rams are over it was cool. on the other hand, the fact an openly gay player is now in the nfl is a big story.

part of that story is how well he is fitting in with the team. part of that story is how he is fitting in in the locker room. there is an argument being used against gay athletes being in professional sports for this reason, that showering would be a problem. i used to hear the same argument when i was in the army. from that perspective, it maybe is a newsworthy thing to report on. >> when i started the magazine called "locker room" we addressed these concerns over and over again. it allowed me access to locker rooms all over the country as the chief locker room correspondent. >> then it turned out that the magazine wasn't published. >> it survived on the oral legends. >> i was actually meeting the oral ledge ends -- the oral legends. >> the oral legend was the first center fold.

it is actually a real phrase. >> all right. >> the meat mountain was the second center fold. >> was it? >> can we get to the next story. is fixing a flat not where it is at? yes, teens don't know jack about using a jack. according to a in new survey, half of youth age 15 to 17 are unable to change a tire on their car. 44% have no idea how to check their tire tread depth and 32% can't check tire pressure. as regular viewers know talking to teens about cars, life and whateves. it is time for another edition of -- yes. welcome to teen corner, the only segment that talks about the hottest topics. you can call me g dog or

double g. i wanted to read the mayfield high school marching band. mr. gutfeld this is to inform you that although we said it is okay to spend the night in our practice facility, we didn't expect what that entailed. we have bathrooms adequate for your needs. frankly what you did on the trampoline defies morality. please do not return. they all can't be winners is what i what i said. >> did they check the tuba yet? >> well that's their fault. if they don't check the tuba it is on them, literally. back then teens could change a tire and check the tire pressure. >> you just check the tread if it is there or not. >> it is not just teens. it is urban living people like myself. >> you once changed your tires, right? >> i got a flat tire in brooklyn and i said what am i going to do? i was calling for servicing. you are not going to pull over and change a tire on the

road. i saw a flat fix place. the hispanic guys come running out and pull the tire off your car. >> they have to be hispanic. >> they are. >> for the story. >> they run up and pull it off the car and fixed it so fast. as he was coming out with a in you tire i was thinking is this going to cost me $100 $200? if he charges me $400 i would say that's too much. well it is convenient. if it is over 400. it is 400 in my head and the guy comes out and says $8. i almost made out with the guy. it was incredible. 8 bucks. why would you fix your own tire? >> that had a yous, would you make out with a guy if he fixed your tire? >> well i just want to say that it depends on if the waiting room he had a copy of "locker room." i just want to say on behalf of the entire motor city you disgust me.

if you don't know how to fix a flat tire you take your own sense of worth and i'm sure it will pump right up. >> the point is we forgot how to do this. we didn't forget -- >> who is we? did you ever know how to change one? >> i did it once. i have jacked it up. >> it quickly deflated. >> it did. joe, hot women never have to do things like change their own tire. does the same thing go for teens? >> doubly. i never changed a tire, but i also never held a baby. i have never changed a baby. that would be a mess. but i have a theory with the teens. this is around the time that teens are going off on their own and parents are feeling like they are not needed anymore. teens decide to not learn so

that when they get a flat their parents feel fulfilled when they call and need help. >> what a beautiful, beautiful sentiment. >> she actually addressed the story. >> i am a little disgusted by that. andy, you mentor a lot of teens. do you talk to them about the importance of doing things like changing a tire? >> i mentor teen girls or women as i prefer to call them. when it comes to cars what i tell them is they need to work on their washing skills, picking out the right jean shorts and making sure they are not too long and figuring out which color tank top goes with the suds. >> it is usually white. >> it is, but you would be surprised what works. you should change a tire before you have to do it, but if not it is easy to figure out. you don't have to take a class to figure out how to change a tire. you jack p up and take off the l go nuts and tighten them. >> i am lost. >> $8. you don't have to do it. >> you don't get the sense of

flishing something with you own two hands. that's what our teens are missing and so are you. >> i discussed this very topic. the only time it starts is when you are on a first date. i am on a first date and the person goes, you couldn't change a tire. >> that's why you have to meet there. >> i want to thank you for raising the issue with teens. it was actually my dancing name. coming up, paper clips. helpful office supplies or a new way to get high among pre teens? i hit the streets to find find out. first, drinkable pot? what is next, smokeable soda? female announcer: through labor day at sleep train,

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you get baked. drinkable weed is available so grob your -- so grab your dorritos and your visine. the first marijuanaen fused beverages have hit washington state. sparkling sodas and cold brew coffees called legal contain between 10 and 20 milligrams of thc. here is the entrepreneur behind the drinks. >> it is something that people are comfortable with it. you can connection -- you can rec create with that. start with that a and wait an hour and then see how you feel before you have the rest. >> he accidentally left product behind him. he is clumsy. >> in other pot news, a study reveals married people who smoke the drug are less likely to be abusive. husband who smoked three times are less likely to attack

their wives and be attacked by wives. the coffee is being tested on road workers. >> is marijuana the answer to a stressful marriage? have you been happily married without it. >> well, yeah, i guess the argument that they are trying to make is somehow self-indulgent is good for america. >> if you do it together and don't fight over the munchies. i don't know. i hate to sound like andy. he hates it even more than i do. the problem in the drug war is demand. what this shows is as we continue to legalize things they will find new ways to deliver the substance people want in different ways. it is legal. if it is legal he is not doing anything wrong according to the law.

i just don't know if i can see my wife and i lining up for a netflix night and getting high on soda bottles. >> is this american ingenuity and capitalism or our society collapsing on itself? >> it is somewhere in between the ridiculous polar opposites. i am wondering why people want to combine the marijuana stuff with things like coffee. don't you want to go in one direction? i am not a marijuana user, but i think it is more of a mellow drug, right? >> right. >> it is opposite of caffeine. if you want to combine caffeine you would want a stimulant. i am not sure this is a good product. the coffee with the pot. >> it seems inefficient to have them combined. >> is there caffeine in that? >> it is coffee flavored.

>> but they make de calf -- de calf neated coffee. >> there is coffee in de calf. >> what do you want to combine it with? if you are using drugs -- just take the drug and have your favorite beverage. >> pot soft drinks are actually the real soft drinks. when you watch soft drink commercials they drink it and then they are in the throws of ecstasy. >> they are going off the water slides. >> except it was never real. you drank pepsi and never went -- >> there is a new commercial where everybody is at a party and drinking pepsi. you cannot have that much fun on pepsi. >> this is fulfilling what advertisers were saying for years. now you can drink soda pop and life is good again. you don't just think about getting fat and going home alone and crying. andy? i am going to start smoking pot. i think i need to. >> start? >> i haven't smoked pot in 30

years, 20 years. >> i predict you will do it once and end up in the emergency room. not for any legitimate reasons, but because you completely freak out. >> of course because that is what happened before. that would be the end of the greg gutfeld pot experience. >> i am one of those people that i can't smoke pot or i will go to the emergency room because i think the whole world is dying and i can't feel my body parts. it is horrible. i want to try it again because i am becoming a pile of anxious guck. >> have you tried meditation? >> i have tried meditation. i have. >> then you didn't do it right. >> i think it would be good for you to try and more importantly good for us. i think todd -- pot drinks make sense. you know exactly how much you are getting and it is not even like a brownie where who knows if it is distributed evenly.

it is a good idea. >> are you giving up wine for weed coffee? >> i picked my poison and it will kill me. >> what a beautiful way of putting it. >> it is elegant. >> it is. >> all right. i need to have a pot con gnaw connoisseur. they will give me the right amount and if something weird -- >> you have a whole crew on this floor. >> i know, everybody laughing is high. literally point at one and say help me. >> shut up daabs! coming up, should little leaguers get paid? it is a story so important we didn't get to it yesterday or even the day before. look at him run.

>> it is a private beach resort full of pena colada's and a cabana boy. the next time they say no maned is an island nation. you can say, yes, it is.

should player get paid if they are in the sft grade? little league baseball ceo who is actually an adult says the pint-sized players who appear

on national tv could be compensated in the future. they signed a million dollar deal and the little league bigwig said at some point down the road funds could be put aside to help kids with college. the issue came to light after the last game pitched by davis helped espn draw a higher rating sips april of 2007. that's like 30 years ago. all right, this little girl is turning down endorsement deals to play college sports. doesn't seem fair. >> she could use it for college if she doesn't get a scholarship. put the money in escrow accounts for the parents. given what has happened with college athletes and the way they have been exploited for the gain of the university and the television networks and everybody else is they are afraid the same thing will happen to kids. you would have to find a way

to insulate the kid and if there is any compensation it can be properly managed and used to further education. unlike yourself not everyone is a natural athlete that will wind up going to school for free. learning nothing, but going in locker rooms and getting a magazine out of it. >> i had a full on scholarship for sin raw niecessed -- syncronised swimming. what a is an escrow account? >> it is complicated. >> that means you can't touch it, right? >> i never iewppedz escrow -- i never understood escrow accounts. why do you say escrow accounts? >> i think you gain interest? >> an escrow account is a thing. >> now that you are talking, tom, take that one million from 76 million and set up scholarships. >> terrible. why can this girl not make a living and then why is it

going to make her ineligible for college. it is a modern temple. let the girl make a living. i don't think she should make millions of dollars. i don't like it. i don't like when kids are famous. it is not good for them. >> there is no good to come from famous children. they end up in a bad place. >> any attention, any national attention is bad. >> you have lost commercials to child ago a teres, can you? >> you can no longer play the spry17-year-olds. >> joanne, disney pays their tween stars to be on tv. why is this different? >> they are like little performers. they go on parades and people applaud and eat popcorn when

they watch. >> with their hands. >> on tv and in theater the kids are in union so they are being compensated and not exploited. but the kids are not in it for the money. they are in it for the glory. what kid doesn't love saying my team got the win or i pitched a no hitter. it is the parents who are rallying for this. and the ceo who has made over $400,000 in 2013. they are saying it might happen. problem not, but maybe. >> andy, people would be against this and they argue about the need to keep am gnaw tour athletics -- amateur athletics. >> battle was lost. i would be one of those people. but it is too late. the ship has left the station.

if the ncaa starts paying the athletes, you can talk about the idea of compensating little leaguers. until then this is not a question for discussion because it will kill the minute they take money they will not be able to play college ball. you can't do that right now. everyone is talking about how the ceo made $400,000. he negotiated a $76 million tv deal for the company. $400,000 does not sound like that big of a salary. >> it sowppedz like a lot to me. >> how is this not child labor? and saying that as somebody who is pro child labor. >> you need to stop. >> i think it is because, and correct me if i am wrong, but i think it is because they are playing baseball. >> i guess that is not labor. according to a new study short men make better partners. the research was conducted by the greg gutfeld institution.

it was actually done by sews y'all gists at -- sociologists at nyu who looked at how a man's height affects their relationships. they do more housework and earn a greater household income and less likely to get divorced and it is probably due to their abnormally large member -- ship in clubs. joe app, did you ever -- joanne, did you ever date a short man, and don't count martin short. >> i am 5 foot 6, 5 foot 7 which is in the short range. i don't like really tall. 6 foot 2 and taller it freaks me out. i think some has to do with the woman's father. as awful as that sounds, if you have a tall father, you are probably going to be on the taller side, but you won't want to date someone super short. you are looking for someone like your father. >> why do you think shorter

men are better than tall people like you? >> greg, it is interesting. this study spawned a lot of stories. they had the same title. the study said women prefer taller men one was titled short men make better boyfriends. the reason is they have to work harder because women prefer tall men. it is funny you chose this story and it focused on the short man rather than the tall man. >> from an evolutionary standpoint, short people have to try harder and tall people can be [bleep] because they don't have to try harder and we have to be lovable. we offer shoulders to cry on because we are shoulder. we are shorter. you can't cry on a tall person's shoulder. i think you wrote "thad and not cad"? >> yes. >> what about short men?

what do you tell your female readers? >> i tell them whatever they want to hear. i am 49 and i don't know what women want. they want pint sized love they know where to pick it up. >> that was the name of my first album. >> it is in the oral history. >> every night i pete a pintful. >> you didn't ask the question. but then again it wasn't a question. >> i don't want to give away my next column. andy your thoughts on short men. make them complimentary. i write the paychecks. >> the short men are amazed somebody wants to be with them that they are terrified of ruining it. they will take whatever it takes . whether that is doing extra housework and putting in longer hours to make more money and giving in anytime there is an argument, of what. it is straight up science,

greg. >> says the lonely man with two cats. >> not lonely. >> that's right, have you two cats. >> i can't believe you destroyed our viewers' image of a man. we have a meeting afterwards. don't mess with greg's image. >> i saw this story in three places. i saw the shorter men and i specifically pitched this one. >> we have to take a break. is an ailing worshiping court worth the go topless day? not cool. have you ordered it yet? you are a sick person if you haven't. autographed copy, g gutfeld.com.

they believe in ufo's and breasts exposed. last sunday was international go topless day. activists marched in new york and other cities celebrating the idea that women have the same right as men to go shirtless in public. one detail was left out of the press coverage. the annual event was held by an alien-worshiping cult.

the ralians believed life on earth was created by extra caw rest rey'alls which is not crazy. they got involved in activism in 2007. they explain that ral eight ns ns -- that ralians believe it is an insult to alien creators. are cults that bad or miss iewnd? >> i think it is great. if you have a cult you find something that is universal and everyone can agree on. the topless women, everybody loves them. and helping your cult. they have done this. the moonies would buy newspapers. can i say that? >> iewn pho cation -- unification church. >> yes. they were crazy and bought a legitimate newspaper and now everyone thinks they are great. >> i agree with you where they said what does everyone like?

topless chicks. are you surprised a religious colt is be -- cult is behind this? >> i am not surprised. i thought ralians was latin for libertarians. >> it is a medallion. >> this was in new york last week. >> sunday. >> oh man i missed it. what is the mother ship going to say about that? >> andy, this was all started by a french race car driver who wrote a 300-page man gnaw fess stow. maybe this isn't so crazy after all. there are people who call this religion a farce. i look at it and say this farce lead to a lot of topless women around manhattan. whatever the origin it is a good and true and righteous

religion. >> are you more likely to go to a topless march or ale a yen cult? >> i looked at the website and it is actually really great. they believe in peace and pleasure and the body is really great, no, i don't know. i am easily persuaded. >> that's not a good thing to broadcast. >> what if they are right? >> they are not. >> ralians were in the news a couple years ago. were they the fi, fi, fo, fum? >> that's kevin gates. >> i think there may have been a suicide cult they were associated with, but i can't remember. they wanted to bring the swastika back, didn't they? >> their symbol is a 6 pointed star, ie a jewish star with a

swastika in the middle. you expect more. >> they are not using the swastika. >> so return the t shirt i bought. >> yes. try to change the locks on your doors. >> they want you to return the t shirt. then you are topless. >> do you walk by the scientology building on your way home 1234* don't stop. >> coming up, nice people. the "full house" reunion you dent know you were waiting for. female announcer: through monday,

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the original cast is on board, but lori laughlin is not so much. she told e! news sometimes it is better to leave the shows as they were and not do reunion shows. let's look at one of my favorite moments from "full house." >> you know where it would look perfect? >> right here. i love birthdays. >> for the record that was not from "full house" that was from one of of their party time videos called" birthday party." >> how do you know that? >> i did my research. >> how old were you when you were doing your research? >> obviously i am a huge fan of them, the olson twins, and this show. no way the olson twins are doing this. no way at all. i think it would be sad if it happened because john stamos is not as hunky anymore.

he is getting older. >> you should see him. he is better than ever. >> but he is old. >> he is distinguished. >> she is young enough to call him old. >> i'm just kidding. he does look great. >> he is a talented guy and a good looking guy. he still has the great hair. >> you are creeping me out, tom. >> i have never seen the show. i don't even know what "full house" is. i don't know how people do. i don't know why people spend time watching such a terrible show. >> i thought full house was a poker term. >> you little stud you. >> i am a five card stud. >> she's right though. it is kind of old. it is about our age so why should she be interested in it? what is our motivation to watch it? >> we love nostalgia. we like to relive things we lived through. we think it will be great, andy. rut biggest full house fan on tonight's panel. can you tell which olson twin

is which? >> yes one has a freckle that the other doesn't have. >> i taught him that. >> did i remember that right? >> he named his two cats after the olson twins. >> i think in the show they were not twins. >> you never watched the show. >> but i know that. >> he knows his twins. >> that's what you have to do when you have a kid in the movie. you need two people to play that kid. which is interesting. >> and the olson twins had fallen on a little hard times. i think one married a short man. if you have twins in a tv show then you have to get four people to play them. if you are going to have four people you need 8. >> are we talking about this or your on-line website? >> they had one guy played a twin, right? >> the my space movie. >> the facebook movie. >> same thing.

>> army hammer. oh my god, it is falling apart. what a is happening? i don't even have time to say goodbye. frankly, they don't deserve it. bye.

i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutf d gutfeld, andrea tantaros as well. this is "the five." yesterday i highlighted some of the bipolar comments emanating from the obama administration with regard to isis and the question still is, is isis a credible threat to america? the schizophrenia continues. congressman duncan hunter contradicted himself in the same interview. >> we shouldn't have any morris sa -- more visas