gretawire.com. go find out whether his hair is real or not. up next, the o'reilly factor. good night from washington. to -- tonight on "red eye." >> they are already man's best friends but will one become greg's best inturn? the fur flies next. and how does joe biden feel about mcdonalds not allowing adults in the ball pit? >> it is outrageous we are even debating this. >> and does joe biden want to raise a demon army for those who kept him out of the ball pit. >> in the time it will be summoned. >> now. >> this is andy levy in for greg gutfeld who doesn't care about you, the viewer like i do. now let's welcome our guests. she gets off more criminals

than con jaw gill visits. i am here with defense attorney remi spencer and kurt metzger. and she is all that and a box of wine. and he interrupts our guests more than breaking news. he co-hosts the race wars. >> lightning roooooouuunnd. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> should machines teach our tweens? a private school in abu dhabi will be offering math classes taught by robots. yes, a humanoid robot will instruct students on addition and subtraction. and another will help with special needs children. even a robotic dog that falls asleep and students are not paying attention.

they say the school president has some of the most advanced robots including flying robots and pet ryan seacrest. meanwhile, cats are teaching robots a lesson. >> gonna pay for that. sherrod -- >> these robots have taken our jobs. you can't find an asian kid? that's how nobody wants to go to abu dhabi. even the filipinos -- we will work it out here. >> kids don't even listen to adults. will they listen to robots ? >> they will leave dna all over those robot teachers. that robot won't stand a chance. >> can i back up here? who will have sex with the students if they start using

robots? >> and can we assume they will teach the children to betray the human race and murder us in our sleep? >> i think the children will build robots that hunt jews. it is abu dhabi. >> remi, there is not much of a teacher's union in dubai? >> it would make a lot of people in the states very happy. flying robots though? come on. you can't tell me when you were in elementary school you would have loved to have a flying robot. >> do they fly? >> thank you, sherrod. >> i might have learned a little math in school if a flying robot was teaching me calculus. >> if you think teachers get cursed out now, they could call customer service. >> i want to talk about my paper. >> your paper is fine. >> oh. >> that raises a good point. wouldn't it be better to replace the students with

robots? >> i think the students might then create robots of themselves to send in their place. that would be great. i wish i could have done that. some were teaching basic addition and subtraction and that's a calculator. >> these private schools get all of the money and they get this great stuff. they have the good drugs and now the good robots and it is just really sad that there are other places that could use these robots. they could use some of the money. >> let's look at it from the robot's point of view. why not? >> how long before one of them malfunctions and kills a a kid? >> i hope soon. >> only a very select few. they suffer at the hands of the robots. isn't it good we are teaching

the way of the future? robots will do everything eventually so why not start them off young? >> if you use robots to teach things like addition and subtraction you can free up human teachers that teach sunts that require more nuance? >> now we are talking. >> i was thinking history and things like that. >> i always get angry when i see one of these sexy teachers molest a student. wow, she is a hot one. how is this a crime if are you a dude you -- dash dude? you want it, right? no harm, no foul. >> it depends on how hot the offender is. >> i am saying the boy's case if it is a woman. what are you going to do in the courtroom? high five everybody? >> what about a seven level attractiveness robot? >> i would do it. >> that is probably not a crime. >> should obama be impeached? >> no?

>> you are off the show. >> that was a tricky request. >> don't bring your friends around no more. >> are there pals all pale? a new study by the public religion institute reveals most white people have little diversity in their group of friends. assuming everyone had a hundred friends they had one black and one asian and one latino and none would be greg gutfeld. in contrast the average black person would have eight white friends and 83 black friends. even more striking 75% of whites have entirely white social networks without any minority present. >> thankfully i am not one of the 75% here is a picture of me hanging out with my good friend kris rock. here is me with some of my other friends.

here we are again enjoying each other's company. >> i probably have as many black friends as white friends. >> okay. >> and you went flava-flave? >> to me they are just my friends. >> if you took all of my black friends and this is literal, put them on a scale i probably have -- i can clear a ton easy. >> but you started comedy in black rooms. >> is that like "suge" knight? >> some have weight problems, yes. but we still all of us couldn't be in an elevator together. >> sherrod, i have 64 black friends. i know because i keep track on a ball law 10 -- bulletin board at home. >> if you know the amount they are not your friends. >> i have all of their faces on the bull bulletin board at home. i have on on explain to people that they are my friends.

>> the x's over their faces means you just saw them recently and you need to spread your time around. >> i am one of the good ones, right? >> yes, you are up there, andy. if the revolution started i would kill you last. you are my boy. you would have a chance to get out of there. >> hospital this be done in like two separate countries almost? i shouldn't be lumped in with a guy in wyoming who doesn't know anybody. >> there is another problem with this. the way the study was reported, the headline was, white people can no longer claim to be not racist because they have so many black friends. if the converse was true, if you have a lot of black friends and if you had more black friends than white friends does it mean you are necessarily not a racist? i don't think so. >> i have that so i am good. >> everything is social media

these days. does have black twitter or facebook friends count as having black friends? >> i think so. now a lot of those are robots. >> they are called brobots. >> i don't think they are black or white. they are a rainbow. the thing we are not taking into account is 70% is white and 13% is black. >> it is only the u.s. census. >> how many watching right now don't even open the door if you see the census coming? >> it depends on if the person is white or black. >> because you can be white in a trailer park too and you ain't opening door. >> sherrod, the study said on average a black person has zero asian friends. why are black people so racist? >> we love asians, but we refer to them as jackie chan and that is bad. i tell people, i tell my opt

-- aunt that. she goes to the cleaners and make people upset. >> sherrod, how many asian friends do you have? >> a bunch. all comedy though. it is all comedian. >> it seems like all of my asian friends are comedians. >> if you can start naming them does president it mean -- >> i would only name the ones he knows too. >> i dated margaret cho for three summers. i needed a place to stay. >> there is a term called sorting. sorting refers to the tendency to seek out people who are similar to them whether it is economically, politically and racially. does that explain a lot of this? do people seek out people who are the same as them especially white people? >> i don't think sorting explains or justifies or validates any kind of discrimination obviously, not to be the downer and the serious one here. but i think it is natural that people will gather with people

they feel comfortable with. i do think that people gravitate toward those who they feel comfortable with and whether it is because they work in the same field. you said comedians. all your asian friends are comedians because you had something in common. >> i surround myself with ugly people so i am the most beautiful of the group. it is also about the group dynamic. who do you want to be in your group of friends. you need to take that into account. >> you do the opposite. >> doesn't it depend on where you live? >> if you are on the coast you are messing with more people. >> unless you are lena done ham. >> that's the worst kind of white person. >> people are against honey boo-boo. both like to eat cheetoes off

the floor and have few black friends. >> i think that may be the last word on it. >> she is great. >> they have no peer when it comes to beer. according to new research main is the drunkest state in america. they are sponsored by a company that makes hangover cures. it was conducted on 5,000 americans. it included other tidbits including the average drinking american has five drinks a week and they actually have five steep. the top three drinks are beer, vodka and red wine. >> that might be the -- what do you weigh 125? >> do you see, andy?

a black friend would have been like, get off the table. tommy, get off the table, tommy. >> or he would have been sitting there going, look at this stupid white person. >> as a comedian you must see a lot of the country. what is the drunkest place you have been? >> billings, montana, hands down. they were the third drunkest city which is what everybody told me. how weak is that a? that is what you are known for and you are the third best. that's when i realized that people give red necks a bad rap. that's not what they are out there. i can't say it on tv, but they think obama is a muslim for real. i thought that was a name they were calling him. billings for sure. i talked a guy out of -- i said do you one day want to see idaho? get out of town. >> that worked? >> you have wyoming and alaska

and delaware. >> the drunkest alaska. >> i am surprised alaska is not number one. you have six months of darkness. >> not everywhere. i was born in anchorage, alaska. guys dress like fred durest in bars -- durst in bars and go you got a problem? >> those are all states where there are bears, i think. maybe that is it. >> you can be attacked by a bear in a residential area. you have to have a gun there. did you ever hear the phrase you can sell ice to eskimos? that's not that hard. they love ice. >> i'm sure if your city is leading in drinking white people people -- dash -- >> according to the study, and i don't get this. people in their 20s drink

half as much as people in their 40s, but get three times as many hangovers. i drank more in my 20s mainly because i didn't get hangovers. >> i am not surprised about the fact that people in their 40s are drinking more than in their 20s. you went out more, but when you are in your 40s and feeling trapped and going through midlife crisis and you go out with your friends, married maybe and it is an escape. people go crazy. they binge drink more in their 40s than 20s. >> when you are older you drink smarter. you know how to hydrate and you know how to do cocaine. >> you are talking about alcohol. >> it is a gateway. >> the average drinking american has 15 drinks a week. earlier you said that was, quote, pathetically low. >> yeah. i just want to take a moment to apologize to new york

state. i obviously have not been drinking enough to get us on the list. sorry, i will work harder. it is like when you go to the doctor, you always lie. i drink socially. 12 drinks a week and it is more like two a day. so that's the average. >> the same people do the same stuff. >> whatever they tell you if i do pif teen in a week -- 15 in a week, double it. >> i drink less now than i used to. >> mostly legal tobacco out of the legal tobacco. >> i drink less because i have to write stuff off. i can't do jaggermeister anymore. >> i can't drink so many things. >> according to the study washington, d.c. drinkers are the most likely to complain about their hangovers. is this obama's fault? >> they are the politicians. >> they just complain.

>> i would be that way who ever is in office. >> people said they are trying to blame in obama. >> my car did come late and i blame obama for that. >> 50% of people said they were hoping over at work. are the other 50% liars? >> they haven't met me yet. teach them how to be hung over at work. >> did you see the top five jobs who may be hung over at work? cop, chef. >> what was number one? >> i don't remember. >> i can take a drunk chef. >> comedians. >> i can take a drunk chef. all you get is i didn't order a tater tot. a drunk cop is another ballgame. >> they have access to ice.

i came home and they were snorting alcohol out of the champagne. they are wild. >> who is responsible for blocking more people on twitter more than anyone else? it is me, fool. is it sexist or the opposite of sexist? you are watching "red eye" on fnc so stick around. for a while...

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women are limited to best of three which makes us wonder -- is this sexist? with the u.s. open underway and the "new york times" sports columnist wonders now that women have equal pay why can't they have equal play. martina navratilova said it is like women playing 9 innings of baseball while men play 12. we said for years we want to play five sets, but they said no, no, we want it to stay the way it is. and serena williams added we women are strong, willing, ready and able. all of the women players agreed, but it is not what thisy want at this time. the u.s. open tournament director, a man, said that was, quote, news to him and adding he never really listens to those gals anyway. >> he said that? >> it was in the prompter. he must have said it. and it was simply a tennis tradition going back to the sports roots.

back to a time when women continue vote is what i'm sure he was implying. do women have the same drive as men? look at this recent video. >> that's a lot better. >> is that what tennis is saying here? >> we don't need to see the five sets. that's more opportunity to see women sweating and grunting and we mow women should never do those things.

i think we should stick to fewer games. >> are you telling me serena williams can't play three sets? she looks like she could be on "spartans." >> i love how the story goes to the two biggest, strongest women of all time in tennis history. martina navratilova and serena williams. i have to tell you, i was working very hard all day for this show. i spent the whole day at the u.s. open. i interviewed everybody. nobody wants women to play five sets. the truth is they want to take equal pay and they want to get the same prize money and work half as hard. isn't that the american way these days anyway? >> i thought you said they want to play five? >> no, sarcasm.

>> i was very innocent. >> the networks literally couldn't do it. they can barely get a five or six-hour match for a man throughout the tournament. they couldn't possibly air all of the matches if women played five sets. >> i say let them play five sets if the next two are for cooking and cleaning. am i right? >> that was not my hand, by the way. it was one of our camera guys behind me. kurt we see this in other sports. nba quarters are 12 minutes long. wnba are 10 minutes long. are wnba quarters 10 minutes too long? >> for me because i don't care about sports. i like to make pop up books. cool, you get to go home and stopwatching tennis. sounds great. >> i think in the championship games they should play longer sets. workup to it or something. >> i can even understand it in terms of broadcast if like

when the men were playing viewer ship was higher than the women, but that's not the case. there have been matches where viewer ship for a serena williams match has surpassed the men. if it is in terms of money for the network -- >> you want to know an interesting fact, it was only a few years ago they allowed women at the u.s. open here in new york to play in the evening matches. women were not getting the prime time air time the men were until recently. >> they had to get home. they have chores to do. you can't be out during the daytime. who is gonna feed the baby? itit is jokes, you know that. >> should they shorten the matches? >> i like to see them sweaty and grunting. >> should you have less time to question a witness than a male attorney? >> i needless time than a male attorney.

>> make everybody play shirt-skins. >> my solution is compromise and everybody is playing best of four sets. >> i think that's all. >> coming up, why you hospital make fun of babies and should stick to stealing their candy instead.

think outside the bun until your life is done. do chillupa's send you to a stoopa? the food chain beloved by drunks and stoners is releasing 11 special dollar bills over 11 days. if you get one with the right serial number you win a lifetime of food. here is an ad in nashville. >> hi, nashville, what's up? good news. if you find this serial number on one of these dollars you could winfrey taco bell -- win free taco bell for life. >> first of all i would like to win a chance to punch him in the face. >> if i won that i would donate that to a child i hate. >> is that the dude miley cyrus took to the vma's? >> i don't know, maybe i can finish reading the story, sherrod and we will find out. what is the value of a lifetime of taco bell you ask? the fine print says it is

awarded in $10,000 of taco bell gift cards based on 46 years. it doesn't sound like a lifetime supply. they say if you eat that much tau whoa bell you will die young. >> me and my friends in college would go through that in a night. if that's all you are eating it needs to come with toilet paper and a coffin. all you will do is dump and then die. >> the amount of money you would have to spend on toilet paper would can sell this out. >> i like the charlie and the chocolate factory of it. do you get to meet the oompa-laampa's aka [bleep]. >> that's awful. >> we will be right back.

remi, $10,000 is half your hourly rate. i assume it makes you laugh, right? >> i wish both of those statements were true. you are going to be stunned, i know shocked, i have never eaten at a taco bell. >> in your life? >> never. >> you went to college, right? >> i am a huge fan of fast-food. i eat mcdonalds and burger king, but i have never been there. >> chipotle? >> never. i like mexican food. >> i just plain don't like mexicans. >> i think $10,000 in taco bell food, i don't think anybody would get through it. i don't. i know you said in college you would have. >> my boys and all of us would have eaten it. >> from you sharing it, fine, one person will not live -- you will die before you have sent that. >> do you know how cheap taco

bell is? >> i love if you die during the contest do they bury you in a burrito? >> no, but you get a so many -- sombrero. >> you get to choose between soft and crispy. >> i am going gordita. >> joanne everyone knows taco bell is drunk food. wouldn't winning this turn the person into a complete alcoholic? >> oh yeah, oh, yeah amount of. >> i didn't mean that as a good thing. >> their slogan is live mas. that means big? greater? it is live mas and not live forever. or live. gynormousl. so that seems like an

appropriate amount. they should have marketed it as here is a $10,000 gift card. people would still want a it. >> if you win the contest everybody in taco bell will know who you are. i forgot my card. >> you have to have your card. >> was it a joke about her hair foul or fair? bet suspended one of the producers after a joke about famous baby blu ivy aired on the network. she appeared on the stage at the vma's with her parents jay-z and beyonce. the next day she did a bit about the time. >> here are the top six thinks blu ivy thought about the vma's. >> i really didn't wake up like this because my parents never comb my hair. >> bet later apologized saying last night on 106 in part there was a stupid

unthoughtful joke made about a child. the network privately apologized to beyonce and jay-z -- jay-z-- yeah because ty want to live -- and it was not intention. >> bad choices. >> she is dating chris brown. >> she says she is getting death threats over this, but she is dating chris brown. she should be used to that. >> exactly. from him? >> that is a test meant to how popular jay-z and beyonce are that this is making white news. i thought we didn't care about that tennis story, wow. >> first of all, that's what bt and 106 do for getting to do jokes. you are not letterman. >> how about this idea? write better jokes. secondly you can't make fun of famous people's kids unless it is will smith's kids because

they suck. >> this seems like a fairly harmless joke for anyone to get -- >> that is the most lame joke i ever heard. i can't even imagine caring about that. i think that guy is succeeding up -- sucking up. the head of bet who wrote the tweet, he is the guy in "kill bill" when she is walking through the club and the japanese guy goes -- he is doing that. >> they have to clean up a lot of mud. >> remi in the green room you heard it for the first time and you kept muttering someone has to pay for this over and over again. >> i said thank goodness nobody sees my hair when i wake up in the morning. every derogatory name under the son can be described for what this main looks like. >> how do you think i feel? it looks like a "game of

thrones" map. >> i see demi -- i see remi in the morning all the time. >> don't you wish? >> like you wouldn't believe. >> i do think people are taking -- this is a throw back to what happened a year ago with the -- the radio jockey. and described the basketball player's hair. >> i was alive. >> the person who wrote that joke has never been around a yo >> was it appropriate to make fun of a 2-year-old celebrity daughter? >> no. >> was it appropriate to bring your 2-year-old to the vma's to listen to your lyrics and gyrating? >> should the producer have been suspended? >> yes, but, you know -- they

only suspended him because -- it is not like beyonce and jay-z complained. that is about bet going please keep the lights on. please. >> time to take a break. when we come back, a new way to get rid of memories that doesn't involve alcohol, joanne.

a painful past doesn't have to last. yes, neuro scientists say it is possible to turn bad memories into good ones. researchers at mit discovered which circuits attach to memories and more importantly how to reverse the link. said one of the nerds, recalling a memory is not like playing a tape recorder. rather it is like a creative process. sherrod, would you do this? would you have your bad memories rewired so they would be good memories? >> i don't think i need that because i can do it with liquor. >> what do you mean a? >> nothing. >> you drink? >> you forget. everybody you think fonder about things that happened in the past. even if it was a bad break ep later you say she is not so bad. >> this is more like a soldier and not your break up.

>> that's all i been through. >> i like the way they did their study. they took mice and wanted to create good memories and bad memories so they can test and see if this worked. in order to do the good memories they introduced male mice to female mice. >> you are welcome ladies. for the mice who are supposed to have negative memories they gave them an electric shock and then switched it up. u% is not a fair test. it is not a good test. the things like ptsd or sherrod's break ups -- >> which are the same thing. >> sometimes you want an electric shock. they are like i'm banging or somebody is getting shocked. >> joanne, you rarely remember what you did the night before,

so would you even need something like this? >> you know when you wake up and you think i don't remember falling asleep? >> no. >> coming up -- >> what i think is interesting is it is not just like it gets rid of memories. people would prefer that. you could forget it. it makes the bad memories good. you associate happy feelings with it. there are certain situations where i don't know that is possible. they tested this in mice and some people are skeptical it could actually work in humans but it could benefit people that's great. >> if you have severe depression or ptsd it could be helpful. for people who don't have that , don't bad memories serve a good function because they have a reminder not to do. if you do something bad and you have a bad memory and then they change it and you feel good -- >> taco bell.

>> it is like when you see people remarry their ex-wife, didn't you go through that? what are you going back for? >> any memories you wish you could over write? >> no, no. like you said, you can't experience joy and happiness unless you have pain and sadness? >> i got hurt a lot in high school. >> no miracle treatment. >> high school was good. >> a great time. >> i wanna go back. >> those people were my friends. >> i was the quarterback. >> high school was all right. >> all right, coming up, a book joe biden can read. and do you have videos of animals? send them to fox news.com/red eye. when you run a business, you can't settle for slow.

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and guests guests are sunny johnson and tucker carlson. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> he has written hit songs like "jack and diane" and now bruce springsteen is writing a children's book. it is about a bank robbing toddler who changes his ways. the story titled "outlaw pete" was after the song of the same name. "outlaw pete" is the story of a man trying to out live and out run his since. sounds perfect for kids. >> somebody owes me money. >> i assume you worshiped the boss and can't wait for the book to come out? >> i worship the fan and i am a jersey girl. i will be down the shore for the holiday. >> let our viewers know that. >> it is a big shore. i will be listening to a lot of springsteen i'm sure. i am mott sure i will pick up

this book. >> for children. >> i have nieces and nephews and friends with kids. who ever suggested to bruce spring teen he should write a children's book about a bank robber is probably the one who is cashing in on this book. i think it is a bad idea and will make headlines and money -- >> don't they all do this? >> let me tell you something. i don't know if you are well versed in cartoonage, on dora the explorer you have swiper and he steals. they say swiper no swiping. he is a raccoon that steals. if you think about it, it is kind of racist. lt me think about this one. you know what, "dora the explorer" bring the camera in, are you a racest b. that's racist. >> why are you watching "dora the explorer." >> i have a daughter who is 7 years old.

that's my choice as an american. ain't no kids in the room. that's my choice. it is my tv and my television. >> it is our choice to bleep. >> why are you going to bleep? nothing to bleep. >> the song's lyrics basically a bounty hunter shoots and stabs outlaw pete. >> what age-group is it for? >> i is it dog the bounty hunter? >> i liked the original conan the barbarian. you could never give them to children because there are six kinds of trigger warnings. >> boys stuff. >> absolutely. >> it looks better than madonna's stupid book. >> the sex book? >> the children's book. >> it helped me have a kid. >> joanne, i'm sure "red eye"

viewers wrote a children's book of your own? >> can we put that up on the screen? >> it would be my back brace and me and it would be better than a book about a baby that robs a a bank. i don't wear diapers in this book. i have a fully functioning bladder. >> did you wear a back brace? >> you need to watch the show. >> you did wear a back brace? >> yes. >> oh i would have teased you. >> i thought it would be better and our children would learn. >> bruce springsteen is glorifying young crime. i don't need younger generations stealing from me. >> your spine made a choice. it was not to be straight. >> are you not getting a signed copy of the book. i

wrote a children's book. it is a story how being quiet is good for kids. >> and you have neil patrick harris. >> here is a sample verse from my book. keep it down or you might crown. keep it drowned or you might drag. keep it down or you will wear a frown. it is teaching good manors. we have a minute or so. tell the folks about race wars. >> it is a pod cast. me and sherrod started it to talk about tough racial issues and -- >> we high five. >> we chose the name and what are you going to complain

about something you heard that is offensive on "race wars"? we are just honesty. we have no no-no words. >> thank you. how earth should be. good show, andy. when are you coming to do it? >> every time you say when are you coming to do did and then you never ask. >> i know you have to send through paperwork in pr. >> you send one e-mail. >> with females there is a sense of words. >> i want to get them an e-mail. do the show. >> i would love to do the show. >> remi, jojo. >> what channel is it on? nbc? >> it is nbc -- it is a pod cast. it is on right after a this show, prime real estate.

race wars, baby. get on twitter tonight. we will be locked in. >> remi, thanks, kurt, thanks. sherrod, thanks. andy, well that's me. see you tomorrow. aó[1whju&+lp0bqj;yquf.wwí$f-kgy= "mr->

this is the fox news alert. i'm andrea. moments ago president obama wrapped up remarks at an unexpected afternoon appearance in the white house briefing room. he addressed the cries its involving isis in iraq, along with russia's invasion of ukraine. he also took questions. we'll get to his remarks on russia a little bit later. but first, the isis threat. the president said our military is continuing to carry out targeted strikes to protect americans in iraq, and to address the humanitarian situation on the ground there. he thinks the u.s. will be successful in conquering this growing terror network, but admits, it will take time. >> as commander in chief, i will always do what is necessary to protect the american