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of islamic extremism. >> i was wrong. he says clear obama's schedule as golf season. >> there seems a fundamental existential question is the united states presently at war with isis, yes or no? >> no, chris. wi >> battle of the betas not at war with a group that's at war with us. is itt because we are at war with other stuff like coal, track fracking or obesity? white house is giving free advice on packing your kid's school lunch. i get the gist of the nutrition. i can make a sandwich but not a bomb. climate, carbs, caddies which is why as an chooses us, you choose a wedge. this indecision makes hamlet look resolute. the fallout while isis explodes we ground our planes, black hawks and delay our nukes according to

writer matthew the percentage of the economy devoted to defense is at de pre-9/11 levels.ke we're turning from a lion to a lamb. the big stick now a carrot stick. but whether you have a white house more interested in to have few than terror no surprise suffers. beat traffic fromon march that's vineyard because his isis strategy wreaks.rtha his priorities wreak. confronting islam was never on his to do list. what if we hypnotized the president into thinking isis is the tea party he would wer nuke a whole lot of them. t bob,h gratuitous golf jokes i admit it off the bat. did i that especially for you. what did you make david inmeron's strong words comparison to president obama obviously that's the set up here. >> i don't know where to begin on that monologue. >> i like cammeron talkingguy. he was the first world

leader coming out. he was the first one out andt took a lot of courage. >> you did say that? >> i did. this is a british guy who>> killed the journalist so i think cammeron feels much more exposed.ho now, obama, i will say this one time and you can argue with it all you want, if yous look at the context what he said was on the syria sideu of things he said we are working on a strategy but we the don't have a strategy.he now, it's the wrong choiceyr of words.ings but, none the less, the syrian issue has not been resolved yet. they are debating internally. i think they will will bomb next week. when he said that i think i would have been clearerreso about that. >> right. >> that he was. that's the cause of the t problem. that and the five and youout guys jumped.at t >> casey, when presidenthe obama saw david cammeron speak, did he just kind of shrink a little bit and go, all right, that's what in should have done or that's a little bit much? >> c yeah. he was probably doing what i a was doing, crying for his mom. that's tough. and when you hear david cammeron giving the speech that president obama should have given yesterday, that

is tough to take. i think listening, watching the speech, he sees the just position, david cammeron gets it this threat is real that it is imminent. for some reason we haven't arrived at that conclusion yesterday. and, however, keep in mind that the britis rarely panic, so they must have some serious credible intelligence that it there is an imminent and severe threat that they have to address. if he is right, then what's going tonc happen? obama is going to blame it on a video? going to have anothert th benghazi on his hands.lame >> upper slip always stiffideo not in this case.hi josh ernest said we are not upp at war. i guess i mean literally is he right.id but we are at war. aren't we? was he right to say that? >> i missed the part where shooting at each other is not a war. i suppose chicago is a peace rally in black on black ch crime. a josh ernest is the whitee house liar in chief. that's pretty much what i call him. he goes out and pushes out whatever they want to push, the facts be damned.

here is what cammeron didn't do. he didn't blame bush. he very clearly said this didn't start in iraq. this is ideology that's been't around for over 1,000 years. it's ongoing march. this is its third iteration. the big rise of islam and, by the way, i'm not going to ever beat greg gutfeld at a joke, but obama talks mean, talks big, and he carries a putter, i'm going to leave it atat that.m >> iea know, bob, that's now four. that's our limit for today. >> i had to get one more golf joke in. >> jedia, wouldn't theylf prefer a stress free foreignjo policy over a stress-free packed lunch. > yeah. and look at all the stress we are going to have because ultimately what's going to happen is this stuff is going to wind upen our doorstep. that's the difference. cammeron is saying wee have to deal with this you now. we veto call terrorism whatt it is. this winds upyi on ourw. doorstep we have to deal with enough with the wi

shenanigans. it illustrated the crisis of leadership we have in this country right now. we have a president who will not face what's happening and face that this could be enormous consequence for this country.nt could be very dangerous unless he starts taking action and he is out there talking about how he doesn'teq have aue strategy.ry >> wait a second. before we say he is -- before taking action we haves ta been dropping bombs over there. >> he is declaring that here h doesn't have a strategy. >> no, no. somebody said'v syria he didn't have a strategy.>> h >> he didn't have a strategy in syria.. say toes that everybody, bob. >> i said it was a bad choice of words. the fact is they haven'tat concluded a strategy. >> disclose that all your enemies that you haven'tbu concluded what the strategy should be? you know there is dangerous people that listen to that talk. leaders off isis well organized, well funded thatd a is listening to ourt president. >> tried to get that conversation yesterday. this ideology goes back 1,000 years and they also dumped the saudi kingdom.eolo now the saudis are deciding whether they want to fight these guys or not.

the saudis are going to come in on the side of us. >> you are talking about action. here isi what britain is doing and here is what cammeron is doing. they are going to rescind the passports. you have 3,000 terrorists fighting for isis. you need to keep out ofport europe and here is why it is important. if you get to europe, can you come to n america.eep we have friendly relations. >> that's the problem. the 300 or so americans, by the way, let's keeps t killing the americano th terrorists and go over thereso and find the somalis that are missing in this country that are over there, kill them all and then when it comes to the ones that come through europe, stop them t there because if they get that passport and they get through they will come here. >> i think -- >> they have got them. 3,000 that have them. great britain and then they turn around and fly here? here is the good news. all the bad guys at one t place at one time. t >> exactly.br >> why should we hesitate? come on.re. one big fat roach motel just knock it out. okay? that's thepl problem. when you have this kind ofhes opportunity, you can't hesitate. they are not hesitating.

that's all we are saying. believe me, bob, when i sity yo here and i tell you that i want our president to win. that i want him to make decisive actions against isis and not be politically naive when it comes to this situation or wait too long to get polls or to do winden i checking to see what's goingg to happen with his constituents. he knows theto right thing to do. >> wait a minute, we are dropping thousands of tons of bomb a day. >> the spokesman for the free syrian army said it best. he said dropping bombs and air strikes against isis is like tickling them. it's not going. >> that'smb what they said in the balkans and they beat them. >> in the enough. >> here's the problem. you will have to take out mosul with house-to-house her fighting. you have to send in ouro special forces to train the to get them to fight.o we we we are going to need operators and intelligence. we have disseminated our human intelligence network over there we are finally starting to rebuild it you

are not going to do this with air strikes. >> you need to takee out the command structure as well. >> when it comes to the mountain. >> hundred million dollars we train iraqi army. >> if we would have stayed there and in stayed in iraq. >> 100,000 people. >> we didn't do. >> they ran. >> bob, you know what? >> hang on, we didn't build an officer core. we didn't build what's needed to sustain an army. you get top level basically generals and good foot soldiers. >> deal with the army when we got in there. >> the army put down their guns and ran away when we got there. >> i talked about when we first invade weed disbanded the army, didn't we?e. >> >> i don't think david knows what he is talking about. no, i'm kidding. very t clear, very clear. i want to ask jedi a though. this is part of the monologue idea. we are not rebuilding our military. we are unbuilding. is it time to reassess? >> of course. >> and to turn this thing around. >> it's been time for a long

time but this president the is not going to do that. that's notot his priority. is he worried about what kids are eating and he is talking about climate change and talking about far left causes to appeal to hiss base. he has one foot out the door in terms of this presidency. he is on his way out and thinking about what his legacy is going to be to the far left.nd downgrading our military. the united states should be leading. the problem is that you have david cammeron coming out and making a statement that the american president, the leader of the free worldleading. should be making.ron should be firm on terrorism, should be firm on a strong military. andd it's hue mill yasmght he doesn't want to get involved. he doesn't want to own this. >> bomb a bunch of world warn' iiships?volv do they have. how much money we spent more money on the military than every other country combined. which is important because. >> we haveve more to do. >> do you want to be the second -- look, we have cut the budget for the -- destroyers, number one. >> which are useless.

>> no they are not. i have been on one. >> i don't care if you have been on one or not they are useless. >> are you going to fight isis there is no water. >> don't have a base inht iraq? >> water. it's a y carener, it ships. >> someone explain the a concept to mr. beckel, somebody send in the memo. >> breaking news, you need water to have a ship. >> i would go back -- >> there was one ship that doesn't need water and it's friendship. i w >> oh. fuzzy and warm. >> thank you. i am fuzzy and warm. thanks for the medication. fort hood shooter wants to join isis. why don't we let him? >> fly him over and parachute him. >> in exactly and then kill him. he can be the inaugural hi member of the new five terror passport program. t send him there why don't wehe do c that? >> let him go, i don't know.ral eric holder will give him a

curfew or work furlough oro. something to send him over. this is the exact problem. this is someone who was here, bob,b, a who was here and committed acts of terrorou against the united states?lem. work place violence. >> that's thehe problem. whoa. somebody throwt the semantics flag down. i stepped out of line. let's call it what it is. nobody is here, we don'tfl have any problems. they are already here. strikes during air strikes. take him and dump him out of the airplane. >> a lot of those really hard cores have gone over. and 12,000 around the world have gone there. whether you agree with thef bombing or not.os they are alle there never going to get a passport to get back in i any place f. o is the problem with snowden. people with passports going back and forth we have compromised the programs that monitored these people. they know they are being monitored, don't they? so now the communication structure amongst theseg

radicals has changed and we owe that to snowden and glen greenwald. >> to an extent. >> to a huge extent jedi a. >> still as you you are saying, all of these people are in one place. the key here we are not doing anything about it you can throw bombs. in if you have a scattered foreign policy with respect to your approaches it does. nothing. >> foreign policy, you need a military disease. >> all. >> we won the balkan war during the same. >> you are doing with tears now who are determined to d destroy us.thin >> that will get you in trouble with the serbs. >> they are killing everybody. next on the five, the president is getting it from both the right and the leftil after admitting he has no strategy to defeat isis. e the next segment. >> i thought we did this segment already. >> we are doing it again.fe we are going to repeat it hes. we are going to go in an entirely different question. we will be answering questions you have about us as long as you don't bringt up that incident at arby's. post them facebook.com/the

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in case you haven't heard yet, president obama doesn't know what to do about isis. and he let the whole world know that yesterday. >> we will continue to consult with congress and iworl do think it will be important for congress to weigh in and for -- that our consultations with congress continue to develop so thato the american people are part of the debate. but i don't want tulo put the cart before the horse. we don't have a strategy yet. >> whoops.ho well, a lot of people are letting him know that it wasn't such a good idea. >> this guy can coming off a tha teleprompter and it is a dangerous when he comes off a teleprompter and did what he he did today and tells our enemies we don't have a com strategy. >> that's been one of thetelefre issue is that the president hasn't been able to really put forth a coherent strategy on how to deal with this threat. >> this is an extraordinary and stunning admission

coming from the leader of the world's most powerful nation. and, you know, as such,ming megyn, it's embarrassing, also. >> that was a little special for bob beckel. >> we wrote the same segment twice. take what i said the first time. >> giving you a mulligan like the president to do>> that offer. >> rot the tape.ul talking about syria. i'm done. >> why don't we side by side, cammeron and obama and look how the world would see the both of them. >> i looked into that. 45 second sound on tape. >> side by side, what obama said yesterday, what cammeron said today. >> i want to be side by side with that woman he was with down in south after south c africa. >> bob is trying to ago offide on a tangent i will not allow it. d >> people defending obama a were saying he doesn't want to lay all his cards out on the table.ob

i'm thinking to myself this is a guy who has been talking about shouting from the rooftops, no boots ong to the ground when it comes towho iraq. he lays all of hisee cards on the table.m that's not what happened here. what happened here is he doesn't know and there is massive miscommunication within the administration so he knows that one c personable saying one thing, one person saying another buy know a year ago a strategy neededther to be implemented and he waited the whole year and did nothing. >> we had a pentagon official saying one thing and then we had hague sayingand another thing and then in 24 hours. >> ignoring military advice. >> less territory today than a year ago. >> no matter. >> they had anto airport which gives them more coverage. >> they don't have a dam now and they don't have a sandbox. >> the dam they don't haveo but they also embedded themselves in thet population. let's not kid ourselves. never the stepchild of hamas. they are using the same tactics. these guys are not going

away. the blurred lines on the syrian border. >> joining israel and getting rid of hamas and israel together. >> this hasas happened before,e twice in history there are two previous ideological death consults. ito -- cults. the reason why it took som. long is the fear of appearing untolerant or uncool or mean that you can't actually judge other cultures for their violences ho this is now i understand isis. remember that kid elliott rogers loser santa barbara.mpag killed people because he wased t romantic deject. isis is a movement of sexualual losers. that's what they're. hence the allure of the virgin promise and suddenly jihad becomes cool because they think they are actually going to get something when in fact there will always belure

sexual losers. vir >> you know there is and is email going around exact the point all the woman next tuesday should take off their clothes and sit in their lounge chairs in front of their place if a muslim guy sees a woman naked that not his wife they are supposed to commit suicide. only interested in the jihadists. the bad people. >> if they want to kill me i will convert. hav >> there virgins there are terrorists waiting for you. >> bad advice. >> i think the worry about president obama and i think that is that he publicly tell graphed weakness.a an years ago when he tried to apiece and legitimately tried to appease certain members of the world that felt we were bad. he did it terribly and if that's what he did inhen public. imagine what he dida privately? o what messages did he convey privately? do you remember what the message he conveyed to the

russians? >> right. >> so who knows what our enemies were thinking based on what he suggested. >> i'm not going to respond, bob. >> you might as well. we will have another segment on it and have a chance to say it all over again. we don't have enough writers here. >> the coming up the exact same segment. next chief white housee correspondent ed henry, there he he is going to join us. he has a lot of tough questions. >> nobody has had a tie likeis. that since 1955. >> questions on facebook and we are going to answer them ahead. questions on facebook and we'll answer them facebook and we'll answer them ahead. jake and i have been best friends for years.

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doesn't have a strategy when it comes down to raising or he has a strategy when it comes to raising money fory his party. he is now in new york.mes oh, good, that's more traffic. then is he is off it to rhode island t io raise some money and more fundraisers. a lot of americans want answers and fox has our very own ed henry tried to get us some today, so, ed, how are f all?u, first o >> good to see you, david odd, are you around? you like to be on tv. >> play a clip why when you have the real thing.. >> ed, go ahead. >> okay, well i pressed josh ernest about it because as you say the president is doing fundraising today and, remember last week he was playing golf right aftere pr the, you know, statementrais about james foley being beheaded, he took a lot ofolf grief from that about that t not just from trucks but from democrats and i pressed josh ernest one day after

saying you don't have a strategy after-to-deal with isis and syria, why are you raising campaign money? and he basically said look, the president is juggling a lot of things, not just national security. he is the head of theis democratic party for all intents and purposes. he has got a big midterm election coming up. presidents in both parties obviously raise big gobs of has campaign money and he said he has a national security team he relies on. but obviously the optics ofties all of this might bebs something that blows up inhe h the president's face. sec >> ed, beyond the optics istics anything coming out of the pentagon after this typically we get a pelc briefer, have they responded, the senior brass? >> well, one interesting thing that's emerging out ofll all of this is one of the things the president said yesterday that didn't get aster: much attention as the no eme strategies commented was that he said one of the delays if you will will, one d of the reasons why he doesn't quite have a plan to present to the american people and to the congress for authorization he said is that the pentagon hasn't p sort of finished their work, a he is still waiting on them to put their plans together. admirable did have a briefing today when you askedhe about that and said

look, the u.s. military is always ready we are always putting together plans, when the commander and chief saysys go, we will be ready with a p plan. i don't want to overplaypl that, but it does seem like there is a little bit of a riff there let's not forget who runs the pentagon, defense secretary chuckha hagel who also, a week or so ago, came out and said, you know, isis is a bigger threat than al qaeda pre-9/11. f that's not exactly what the president or a spokesman josh ernest is saying. so josh ernest got several questions from other reporters today is the president not on the same page with his cabinet? he insisted they are singing from the same sock sheet. but it does seem interesting that the president sort of blamed the military, the pentagon for not having a plan ready when folks over there are saying we will be not ready when he says go. >> kimberly, we were taking be that live today.e waiting for you to come up.. let's get some tough questions here and sure enough you did ask them. still, we are all leftause wondering what is the president's plan? because it's even more disconcerting that the disconnect between, you

know, the administration, the cabinet, the dod, theg, t pentagon, all of the above, nobody seems to be quite on the same page which isn't something that's going to see instill confidence in the american people when it seems like everything is a mess there. they can't agree on even whether or notot isis is a credible threat. just position there. he has a no problem calling it was it is.osit >> david cammeron cut short after the behelds of james followy. look, emergency meeting back maybe that was just for show. maybe it wasn't substantive. people will judge what they will. it is particularly interesting that next week david cammeron, who as you say came out, pretty strong, tough today and president obama who had that rough who news conference yesterday, they are going to be together next week inrong uranium. there is a nato summitws headed to in whales, those t oar two leaders are going to be among a lot of the other,ope. the president's europeana merkes others trying to sort out not just the future in terms

of battling isis but also this crisis in ukraine and t vladimir putin continuing to thumb his nose at the president and our european allies. >> you know,vl ed, i have gott say, listening to you, just reminds me of what a good journalist you are. t on the one hand, on the other hand. like the weather man, 50/50 chance of rain. >> you have got to come upou with a new line, bob i was about to congratulate you. first person that says it right. no strategy on syria. that's what he said. other questionet i have got for you, is it really -- do you think that they are off the page as much as it looks like or is it in fact obama just doesn't want top do a this? in other words, hemu doesn't want to be in syria.. ownayiighting his people here? i think yes.caus the president a year agois this very weekend was alsore

on the edge.so o he says i believe i have the power to go it alone. i was given the order. i decided to go to congress and get a consensus. republicans charge that he wanted to sort of hide behind congress but didn't want to go arged he wanted to hide behind congress and didn't want to go forward because er tt vo in thehous forward maybe i shouldn't go forward. they reject that here at the white house. you raise an important point. this is a president who came to power running against war, the thing he's wanted to do is to go back into iraq and that's why there's now been 110 u.s. air strikes. the pentagon tells us today that that's $7.5 million in taxpayer dollars. he's going in there in a limited way in iraq even though he didn't want to and in syria, you're right going back a year ago he was reluctant to get drawn into this civil war. that's the reason for his reluctance. we have to point that out.

you're right to note. no one has easy answers in syria. if you go in there and battle isis what you might do is just help assad and strengthen that dictator's hand. >> two real quick questions, ed. good to see you as always. >> reporter: good to see you. >> can't wait to get together with you later for drinks my place. could president obama's plan be no plan and that's the plan which causes isis to get cocky and through their cockiness get sloppy. two, when will president obama be impeached? >> reporter: the second one i don't know anything about. in terms of a misdirection i doubt the president was trying to misdirect isis. i think clearly they believe he has a strong plan to deal with isis in iraq. syria based on his own comments yesterday is a big question mark what he wants to do there. what was remarkable about yesterday's use conference was

that you rarely see a president of either party come out and just basically open up and say i don't really know what i'm going to do. usually they come out i got a plan. that's why he's being criticized. others say he's being direct. he's being blunt. >> ed, what do you think the next step is for this administration? this has been a public relations nightmare. barack obama himself came out a year ago expressed a need for a strategy. a year later there's no strategy. >> reporter: it's going long road back. there was a news conference here at the white house august of 2013, check the transcript today and the president got a question about -- you say al qaeda, al qaeda has been decimated but other terror groups like al qaeda are popping up. the president said look this is a big threat, it's a regional threat for now but we need to put together a strategy, something we'll do.

that was a year ago. so when the president yesterday was sort of suggesting give us some time this is a more recent threat, a year ago he and others were talking about it and still no strategy. >> ed, there's no strategy on isis. we ought to get into that. >> we got to go here. >> we need to do another segment on it. >> straight ahead, facebook friday. facebook free for all, 90 questions i know on my facebook. [meow mix jingle slowly and quietly plucks] right on cue. [cat meows] ♪meow, meow, meow, meow... it's more than just a meal, it's meow mix mealtime. with great taste and 100% complete nutrition, it's the only one cats ask for by name.

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>> very good answers. >> i've been asked both questions before. >> he's quick witted. >> david. since you were in ferguson do you think the media coverage made the situation get out of control? >> i think the media played into it a whole lot and that was part of the problem, especially the people that wanted to instigate, throw the racial tension into it. the responsible reporting, i heard a lot of people saying fox was more responsible. >> good plug. >> good answer when you're guesting on "the five." >> true answer. >> there he was. >> second one for you, from deb w. how did you get into a radio? >> i was in a bar, got in an argument, the d.j. was wrong i was right the guy offered me a job. >> have you heard his voice? >> is that from being in the military? >> nope. >> i thought you were shouting a lot. >> because you were a bible

baptist preacher. >> no. >> i was an altar boy. >> bobby beckel, this is a hard question. if you had to pick a fellow democrat to sit with you on "the five" each day, who would you pick? >> i would pick juan williams. juan says bob how do you do it every day? i say i try to get humor. you're smart i'm not. i got a better sense of humor than you do. together i whoop these guys generally. >> i don't know about that one, bob. >> here we go. number two from angela g. you crack me up. will you be decorating your neumann cave for christmas? >> it's already decorated. i'm going to do my christmas decorations one more year. >> kimberly, i'm currently studying to take my lsats. what is the bar like?

>> the bar is not so great but manageable. there's far worse things in life. >> did you pass at any time first time around. >> i did. but, you know, you got to focus and know you're prepared because by the time you get in there you've done the prep and work and sample tests and you're good to go. >> from suzie y. i notice you are a chair dancer. i bet you're a car dancer too. are you? >> actually i do dance in the car too when i drive and it's pretty funny when you see the expressions on the faces. >> is there a particular music? >> i just love dance music, all the stuff we bump out here on the show. i love it. stand down, bob. >> for me from dallas, l. what's your favorite type of music to listen to. this is where greg interrupts me. tom o'dell is my favorite singer. he's awesome.

he's cute. >> are you looking for a date. >> no. >> tom, if you're watching. >> you are such a liar. you went to the lillith fair. >> i did and what does it mean? second question from daniel h. what did you do before you were hired at fox. >> i was a teacher and a dean at a high school. >> you were the hot dean. >> all right. >> kids were never late for class. >> no, no. >> ahead on "the five" as many of you think it roads this labor day weekend there are a lot of bad drivers out there to watch out for. out for. any of us dentures are very different to real teeth. they're about 10 times softer and may have surface pores where bacteria can multiply. polident kills 99.99% of odor causing bacteria and helps dissolve stains. that's why i recommend polident. [ male announcer ] cleaner, fresher, brighter every day. [ male announcer ] cleaner, when i had my first migraine, i was lucky. that sounds crazy, i know. but my mom got migraines, so she knew this would help.

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where do you think the worst drivers are besides in your own backyard? >> besides in my own backyard? i actually went to school in dr the e world. >> a actually -- okay. what about you?ve >> los angeles but only because i almost got run over by >> somebody once, it was a hippy and he had a clothed cat, a dressed cat in los angeles. >> a little furry person. >> do you think that's normal? >> no. >> no.that that's weird. >> you don't drive, right? >> my driver's license expired when i was dlifing in london a i haven't gotten around to it. the worst driver i asked president obama and he said his 3 wood.a an >> one more golf joke. >> i don't think we bring that up enough.lf i don't look at areas.e i look at people.at u newly arrived foreigners, i l arrived in london and would not drive. i knew on thehe left side of th road i would kill somebody.

so when youu move to some place new, accident prone.u young drivers, they take more risks when they're young so they'ree deadlier. they tend to hit more people. the elderly because they never t give up their driver's license. my mom passed away and that daya she got a letter in the mail from the dmv. th and at 89 she would have done it. >> i have a great driving it record. great insurance. >> you never had any.. crash? >> no. actually, i'm a good driver.>> i my girlfriends call me danica patrick. >> i can see you. >> i think this is all going to change. >> worst driver young men. >> this is all going to change next year. >> i'm telling you the state of colorado good driving, everybody's going to be stoned driving 15 miles an hour and a lot of rear end collisions. i think the worst drivers, welln in my neighborhood it's me. okay. one more thing ilis up next. >> you drive? >> a motorcycle. ho okay. okay.

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>> yes. have a hard time identifying actual existential evil unless it's a republican or stay at home mom where you can condemn them. i did that on purpose. >> yeah, right. >> i saw the look. >> yes, it was a lesson. i was seeing if people watched both shows and i also wanted to let america know i banned phrases for them, but not for me. >> so you're obama? >> i thought it was the wine talking. >> bob, you're next. >> i've been accused of being -- but i've always admired barbara bush. she has a new commercial out fighting illiteracy in texas. take a look at this. it's great. >> mrs. bush, i thought we were going to be reading to children? >> if we're going to tackle the literacy here in houston, jj, we've got to get our game faces

on. >> that's so cute. >> the woman is a remarkable person. congratulations. it's a great cause. >> she looks fantastic. >> did she go out and play? >> she could. >> she probably could. >> that's dishonest. fundamentally dishonest if she didn't play. >> by the way, i did the literacy campaign in the '90s. great lady. great lady barbara bush. >> all right, kimberly, you're a great lady too. >> thank you. >> i'm lying. >> oh. well, i have a very special occasion we want to celebrate here at the fox news channel. two fantastic americans today celebrating their 50th wedding anniversa anniversary, can you guess? former vice president dick cheney and his beautiful wife lynn today celebrating their golden anniversary. there they are on august 29, 1964. very sweet. special day. i hope you're spending it with family and together. and thank you for your dedication to this country and

to each other. >> fifty years. >> that's amazing. >> very sweet. >> okay. well, i have an amazing video for you. a little boy apparently was not happy when he found out that his mom was having another baby. so check out what he had to say about it. >> i'm pregnant. >> what were you thinking? why you have to just get another baby? you just have two. this is exasperating. >> you're just going to have another brother or sister that you have to take care of or help take care of. >> that doesn't make no sense. >> i just like the fact that he said exasperated. >> i know. >> a smart kid, a. can we run him for president? >> by the way, perfectly seat belted in, car seats. i love it. >> i love how his sister next to him at one point later in the video they ask, the mom says what do you think and she's staring into the camera blankly and the brother is like don't

you have anything to say. and that's the thing. you got two to take care of. >> personally reasonable -- >> that was staged. >> you're a cynic. >> you're cynical about everything. >> i am here to ruin everybody's one more thing. david. >> my last one. a lot of people heard about bowe bergdahl. and one of his platoon mates have a big golf tournament this weekend in cameron, texas. it's for first lieutenant darren andrews killed while searching for bergdahl. it's not about bergdahl, it's about darren's family. and for those of you that don't remember the story, while on patrol darryn's vehicle was hit by ied. he was assisting in recovering the damaged vehicle, saw an rpg being fired and supermanned himself to save his soldiers pushing them out of the way. so darrynandrewsmemorial.com. >> i can't ruin that one.

that's a good one. very good. all right. that's it for us. don't forget to catch our labor day special monday 5:00 p.m. it's a scream. have a great holiday weekend. good evening and welcome to a special "the kelly file" investigation. justice for all in ferguson. i'm megyn kelly. just before noon on saturday august 9th a series of events unfolded in the town of ferguson, missouri, that would push the st. louis suburb into the national spotlight and reignite a fierce national debate on race, police and the use of deadly force. officer darren wilson had an encounter with 18-year-old michael brown, and a second young man. by the end mike brown was shot dead in the streets in what some call a murder and wilson calls self-defense. in the weeks that followed the story exploded into an ugly spectacle of looting and