tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" is the world's largest pie key lime pie? that food fight next. and how does president obama feel about a new "dumb and dumber" movie 20 years after the original? >> seems a little over the top, but that's my opinion. >> and finally, how excited was this guy? yes, tennis is still that boring. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guests. an argument with her is pretty much how i like my eggs, never over easy.

i am here with bright bart news contributor sonny johnson. and she is as hot as a cup of joe and twice as bitter, joanne know nosuchunsky. and he is wearing black to match his soul, andy levy. and he is so hot you can roast marshmellows on his face. tucker carlson chief of the daily caller. look at him, look at him. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. the president is vague while they are talking plague. a laptop contained a 19-page document detailing how to make a bubonic plate bomb. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> that actually won an emmy. beat out that "downton abbey"

crap. i love their center fold, the isis document claims that, quote, the advantage of biological weapons is they do not cost a lot of money. while the human casualties can be huge, the uk, short for the united kingdom, tucker, is not taking isis lightly in response to the group's gains in iraq britain has raised its terror threat level to severe. here is some fella. >> let's be clear about the source of the threat we face. the terrorist threat was not created by the iraq war 10 years ago. it existed even before the horrific attacks on 9/11, themselves sometime before the iraq war. the root cause is quite clear. it is a poisonous ideology of extremism. >> meanwhile in the u.s., the white house is putting isis on notice. here is spokesman john ernest.

>> is the united states presently at war with isis? yes or no? >> no. >> according to a new poll, democrats are more afraid of global warming than the threat posed by isis. thankfully the right is focusing on what is important. >> there is no way i think any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. you have the whole world watching and you have a week and two weeks of -- it is what the united states will do. i am not trying to be trivial here, but in a light tan suit. >> look at that. the horrible light tan suit. he is right of course. king was referring to what the president wore at this press conference on thursday. tucker you agree it is an impeachable offense? >> i agree he is not trying to be trivial.

it is consistent with a lot of things. >> on a scale of 1 to 17 how concerned are you about isis unleashing a bubonic plague? >> from what i know, the good guy always comes in and saves the day. if you watch any serious things since 9/11 they prepared us this is going to happen by the methodology of us watching television. my problem is cameron has the problem. why would he want to be the only western country that has a leader that stands up and acts like a leader. at some point you have to be like the rest of the tide. don't come back from vacation. >> the only thing is he hasn't bombed anything yet. >> we are all excited that cameron had the [bleep] to say all of this stuff. notice while he gives support for the airstrikes that he has given no indication that the uk will join us in that. he can talk all he wants.

he says he -- we have to confront them head on. britain is not. >> that's a good point that you are defending your heros in isis. joanne, in the green room you said, you know, greg, you look great. i will skip that. you look like you lost weight. what are you up to later? i am married. here it is. the plague may get rid of the dead weight in the world, ie, unattractive people. i myself found that callus. >> really? you would expect that though. speaking of obesity, i have an analogy. all of the western countries are out to dinner. when ever dessert comes you need one person to speak up and say, you know what, i will order dessert. as soon as the one person says i will have the carrot cake then every other person at the table will order a dessert.

>> that's what cameron did. >> cameron has ordered an espresso. we need obama to order a slice of carrot cake and everyone else will too. we all love dessert. >> we love dessert. >> just dessert. >> they will put him in check. >> can we talk about how bad of a journalist chris hayes is? he asked if we were at war with isis. he didn't ask if we were at war with the islamic state. >> i think cameron is wrong. i don't think he is diagnosing this correctly. i don't think this is extreme islamists. that's what osama bin laden was. they are pre rational and pre i'd logical and killing for their own sake. they are in touch with a deeper, darker force. it is midevil. rome happens, a thousand years of darkness and people killing for their own sake. the lesson in all of this is there was a reason they had

dictators in every one of these countries. >> they kept the thing on the -- >> of course they did. as soon as you knock them off in the game of freedom, they are replaced by something worse. >> they were the lid on the pot that was boiling over. >> cameron what they are doing in evening land, the uk right now they have towns taken over. they have complete villages and areas where the police can't go in and actually do anything. they have taken over. they have their british fate in these towns and now you want to speak up. now you want to speak up and say something because before you didn't want to be a racist and be anti-religion and you didn't want to be this and that and you let it fester in your own country. britain is not waiting for the radicalized ones to come back. they have radicalized ones that were born, raised and bred in britain.

>> you know what, i said this before on another show. when you say that it is not just about islam, these -- they are spree killers. it is like that kid in santa barbara, the kid -- the reason he went shooting was because he wasn't getting laid and he was a virgin. these are them. >> there is almost something meta physical going on. they are killing to kill. there is no uh come dation you can -- accommodation you can reach with these people. these are like the elemental dark forces of the universe. i am being series. look at the videos. they are not the palestinians mad about gaza. >> even terrorists who are fighting for something that we -- that forced them to become terrorists are going like i don't even understand this. >> the guys that did the munich olympics are like, this is too far. >> the sad part is the reaction to christians in america. they make excuses for it. oh it was our fault. even if it was our fault. en even if -- even if america

was not at all the don't think isis won't kill you. >> i want everyone, every celebrity seeking understanding with isis to go and seek it. >> go to them and seek it. go seek it in syria and in iraq and come back and tell me that. >> have i a question. why do we sell so many weapons to saudi arabia? >> join. >> a good reason. i will tell you. >> i would like the reason for to [bleep] use them now. >> we sell them for two reasons to the saudis. one is to keep the shiite in check in iran which is useful now that we took out saddam. and two to keep their own population under control. the people running around a saying let's have democracy. let's have a vote. they you are ped the -- they pushed the vote in gaza and what would happen if there was a vote in saudi arabia? >> i would like the countries in the middle east to deal with problems in the middle

east for a change. >> you know what you are talking about -- >> i don't know what i am talking about. >> can i talk about your talking point? >> this is the domestication of the worst part of the past. somehow it hasn't happened in islam. you have to tame this viciousness. >> the whole point is to tame the violence and destruction for their own sake. it is the addiction of blood. >> when the religion of the muslim religion started you had mathematicians and scientists and people who wanted to change the world for the better. now you have this. that haven't progress. you went to the stone age and

used religion to do it. >> when i heard they would use the bubonic plague i said that's nothing compared to what they are doing. >> actually you can cure it now, can't you? >> if you have obamacare. you have to have obamacare. >> in 24 hours. >> they have it in new mexicoy now. >> it is scary when you hear about it. i wouldn't name my dog bubonic plague. >> it would be a great name for a bond though. >> it certainly would, a band of older gentlemen. anyway, a merry band of older gentlemen hanging out in a park together. what a is wrong with that a? join. i don't know. she got back for leaning back. a flight had to be diverted after a dispute erupted over a reclining seat. it is the subject of tonight's -- on a paris-bound flight from miami the french man became outraged when he

encroached on the precious leg space. he tried to calm him alexzander chased the crewman down the aisle. two undercover air marshals grabbed alexzander and made the plane make an unscheduled stop in boston. as always to discuss the topic we are joined by our studio audience panel. i thank you for being here on a holiday weekend. by show of hands, how many plan to attend my new jazzer size class? looks like i will have to buy more water wipings. a hefty -- water wings. you paid for these seats to move. why can't people obey the law and respect people's ability to move these seats? i don't like this weird reaction. >> because you are not making the key distinction which is between the law, the civil code and custom. the customs that govern our interactions and keep us from killing each other. the truth is you don't recline your seat. >> no! no! >> and you can buy devices now --

>> we did this story. we did that story two days ago. >> it is legal to pick your nose in public, but you don't. why? it is appalling to do in public. >> how dare you? we did that story with the device, wrong and should be illegal. you are succumbing to the mob. >> i am the mob. >> sonny, what would you do if you had a long flight and you needed to recline and go to sleep and you were a tall person and the person behind you prevented you? what would you do? >> stereo types exist for a reason. there is an angry black woman stereo type and that is why i have to restrain and restrict myself especially with white people. i just know it is not going to end up good with me when i am on an airplane and i want to cuss out a white guy. they will be looking at me funnier as the angry black

woman. for that reason i restrain myself. nothing can be worse than being in a prison cell like did i really need to lean my seat back? was it that important? and then having someone tap out shoulder and say come here. at that moment you realize it wasn't that important. >> i never have seen you as an angry black woman. >> i am a kitten. >> joanne, should we just not fly anymore and apiece people like tucker and andy who have such a problem with oh my seat. >> i won't want to fly. now the fear is mott crashing or disappears. it is will there be an emergency landing because of two [bleep]. can i say that? >> too late, you just did. >> i feel bad for the air marshals. they are on this plane like oh i hope something good happens on this one. and it is like another reclining incident? >> however once somebody realizes they are an air

marshall they are not going to sleep alone that night. are you an air marshall? yeah, i am not supposed to talk about it. you are more than welcome to come for a beer. andy, have you finally come to your senses or evolved in anyway to see the wrong side of nature of your belief on this. >> i am comfortable as always agreeing with tucker carlson. they did a survey with people -- hang on. they did a survey of people who recline their airplane seats. it shows that 89% of them had a grandiose self-perception for pathological liars and a rude men treasons of remorse and unacceptable to take note of their actions. 97% had childhood histories of prolonged bed wetting, fire setting and torturing animals. >> that's the profile. >> so i am just saying i am not here to judge.

i am just saying do with that information what you will. that's what they -- they did a survey and that's what they found. >> here is what it boils down to. you are tall so you don't want people reclining on you. you are short and you don't care. that's what it boils down to. >> you may be right, but it doesn't matter because it is legal. i paid for the seat. you know what this is with the exception of tucker there are a lot of inexperienced flyers who don't understand flying. when they see the chair go back they say oh my god! that broke. they don't understand. >> no, greg. >> it is you after you take your multi-pill cocktail. oh the seat is moving back at me. >> do we say steward ease? the flight attendant says please put your seat back up to the upright position. that means they are anticipating that you are going to recline.

>> we have broken down as a civilization. >> it is incredible. tucker, you are a free market libertarian. how can you be against this? >> a free society requires as its foundation restraint on the part -- >> i want to write on your shirt. >> i'm serious. that's why i am armed. govern yourself and don't put yourself in position in place of other people. >> if you have a problem, fly first class. >> if you want to recline your seat, fly first class. >> children are terrible. >> they shouldn't fly. >> i hate children. jay am i -- >> am i the only one with children? >> they are beautiful creatures and when no one is there to take care of y'all in y'all old age remember laughing at this moment. >> if a child acts up on a

plane the child doesn't know any better. adults should know better. adults who recline their seats are better than children. they should know how to behave in a a civilized society and somehow they don't. >> i pay for that seat and i want to be comfortable. >> are you ross perot? >> maybe i am. i am a maker and that entitles me to take that chair. >> i paid for my seat. >> that has a recliner as well. >> this is so first world problems right here. >> there was a french guy who freaked out. >> they are so awesomely honoree. >> you know what is great about this? because of your insidious belief we can't do your andy levey lady column. >> what? >> we will do it later. coming up, what is the most beautiful piece of art work in my apartment? his name is carlos and he is still unconscious. first, why do today's teens

prefer text over clothes?

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of machines. according to the new "new york times" an old paper for old people and not for teens, teen a agers -- teenagers can't worry about having the latest clothes or phones. let's talk about it teens in a segment just for teens. let's talk about it teens. welcome to teen corner, the most tubular section around. i am your bodacious host.

for those who monitor teen trends like me noticed a switch in trending. the teens want iphones more than jeans. said one teen, quote, it is more exciting for teenagers to have a in you phone that can do lots of cool stuff. i hear you. i agree. who needs clothing? meanwhile in other teen news on thursday two teens were arrested for painting graffiti on a memorial in new york. the 17-year-old and 15-year-old were caught putting smiley faces and tags on the soldiers and the sailor monument. before we tackle these stories i want to read the letter from a viewer from quaker town. pat writes, dear greg, i paid $300 for your seminar on making friends and i still haven't received the welcome gift, newsletter or the hip to know gg coffee mug. what gives? i don't think this is fair. my dad is a cop by the way and

says he remembers you from a caller in the park where you claimed to be walking a dog, but there was no dog. pat, let's be clear. this is the seminar about making friends, and you flunked it by being so suspicious and not being patient and not waiting. you will not be getting the gift package and i feel sorry for you. as for what happened in the park i was mugged. it explains my nudity and the feces. that tends to happen when you are in a park. sonny -- >> i was hoping you wouldn't call on me. >> teen money is going to what is nonessential whether it is clothes or phones and it happens to be phones now. >> that was hilarious. that was preeking hill lair -- freaking hilarious. it is the way times change a and it is the same way. i am in a constant fight with my daughter. she wants the iphone. i'm like you have no job. she is like, so?

i'm like, you have no job. what part of it don't you understand? i go and i buy her clothes because they are a necessity. this is a perfect lesson to teach your kids. the difference between want and need. >> exactly. >> you need clothes. you don't need a new iphone, but it is very fun to have. >> if you ever need help talking to teens you know where i am at. >> i would never -- never. >> that is narrow minded. >> ever, ever, ever. g money's don't get by my daughter. >> that's a little insulting. tucker, what is with kids these days? you produced a few children. >> have i a ton of teenagers, at least three and almost four. they are obsessed with electronics to the point i am reactionary. i hate change and hate anything that is different from when i grew up. >> i get that. i have reason to be suspicious.

it isolates kids. >> i think it is changing the way they converse with others. >> change the way they think. i think you hit on something and i talked to them about it. i am just laying it out there as an option. joanne, it seems like just yesterday you were a teen. do you still care about fashion or have you moved on? >> when i was a teen all of the girls had a tiffany bracelet and my parents would not spend the money on a tiffany bracelet for me. thinking back, they are smart people. at the time i was so angry because i felt left out. however, i wasn't actually left out. with technology now if you don't have the latest phone with the latest apps, you will actually be left out of conversations and things with your friends. clothes won't make you happy. technology will. >> it will make you happy. >> until you get a stalker or facebook person that wants to -- >> you say it like it is a bad

thing. right, g money? >> i run into this a lot. a lot of parents contact me and say why are you contacting my teenage son? i say it is part of teen corner. they said we don't buy that. sometimes i get a call from a police officer and i have to go down to the station and be fingerprinted. andy, do you have any advice for teens? you are every bit as concerned as i am. >> i mentor a lot of teen women. i constantly tell them they have to spend less time with their tech. i am telling them not to take pictures of our sessions. it is something they shouldn't do. that's not why we are there. i kind of don't get this really. i think it is right, but the tech has sort of replaced the clothing as the story said. i think it is dead on. >> they dress terribly. >> that's the other thing. >> clothes are cheap now. >> they are buying cheap

clothes now. i guess they have the money to buy a $500 iphone every year. >> if you go to abercrombie & fitch which i do to browse, clothing is affordable t-shirts. old navy sometimes and i am escorted out. i will see sales. unbelievable sales. you know the thing that is interesting, let's talk clothing. >> you shop at gap kids. that stuff is fairly cheap. i have gone in there with you sometimes because they say you have to be accompanied by an adult. >> half a pair of pants is cheaper than a whole set. >> all it is, the teens get a bad wrap. what they are getting it from is w%tching you and they are using your phone. you have to have the new phone when it qoms -- comes out. you have to have the ipad. and you have to upgrade when they have plasma and flat screen. >> you showed your children how to keep up with the

jones'. you showed them that. i showed my daughter you will pay for it yourself because it is not coming out of my pocket. you don't get an upgrade unless you upgrade. change your behavior and your children's behavior will change. >> i think that is a good, moral advice for your children and apparently -- i could have made a nasty joke and i would have fit in. i messed that one up. i gave good advice, my bad. >> we have to take a break. try to help kids around here and you get blow back from parents. oh the parents know everything. the guy who doesn't have kids who is the mentor and the cool guy who hangs out in the board shorts with the wall of shame and the skateboard. he is the bad guy because he hangs out on the boardwalk and listens to off spring.coming upr machines or lovable partners.

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he is more cad than cat-ning. that's his real name. he is living a life of deceit and his families are left to pick up the pieces of their broken homes. ming lived with the alexzander family for years, or so it seemed. ming, if that's his real name, was also living with another family for more than a decade and going by the name of cleo. now both families say they

just want ming, aka, cleo, aka islam to be happy and they are trying to come to a custody agreement. even the cat world is coming apart at the seems. this could happen. once again we have a live studio audience panel with us. before we get started how many are sticking around afterwards for the line dancing seminar with lou daabs? all right. i will order more clam ato. clamato. aren't they maniacal creatures ? >> this is all because of gay marriage, greg. this never used to happen. he had one family and he was stuck to that family. the sank tau tee of -- the sank tau tee of marriage is gone. >> guess that is progress.

i guess that's what progressives want. >> my cat has two mom -- mommies and two daddies. it is disgusting what is going on behind closed doors. >> there has never been a monogamous cat. >> it is baked into the fur cake. >> i hate that cliche, and you used it so well. cats only love you because they want you to feed them. >> it is transactional. >> same thing with dogs. dogs are the same way. >> a dog's love is real love. >> how do you know that? >> i live with a lot of dogs. tell him being in love with dogs is weird. >> if you gave me a dog over a cat i would take the dog. i hate cats. i don't want to be asleep and wake up with a cat in my face. i have done it before. it is a sad cat because i punched it so hard a it flew

through the window. >> i don't need to know that. the cat was fine. >> no, a, you invaded my personal space when you got all up in here. >> you didn't really -- >> no, i punched it. >> i disavow cat cruelty. andy, do you disavow cat cruelty? >> nobody needs to disavow it. it is a wrong and awful and hideous behavior. >> let me go to joanne. >> i could do worse for you. wake up in my personal space. it is not a good thing. >> i don't know why we are focusing on the cat. we need to be focusing on the two families. if a boy friend cheated on you, why would the two parties then want to work out something? work out an agreement, a custody agreement? no. you don't kick -- you politely

move it away. >> that is called poe lig me. polygamy. >> you need to cut your losses. the cat doesn't love you. find another cat. >> we are hitting something versatile. >> has this happened to you? >> i am fine. >> we are seriously talking about an animal that kills birds and then lay itself on your pillow at night. what in the world? i don't understand why you would even -- you are going kill a rat and then lay it on my bed? >> yes, a beautiful thing. >> who are you telling? >> we have to move on, but it is interesting, cats have nine lives and this one had two. there are probably seven other families out there going where is jasper? >> that's a dog. >> top united nations officials wants killer robots that can fire without human control banned from the

battlefield which makes us wonder dash dwash -- >> is this robotist? >> thanks for having the lower third so now i have to -- there you go. angela cane, a human obviously, the representative for disarmament said any weapon of war is terrible, and if you launch this without human intervention it is worse. i can't believe it would pose a problem to those who have a responsibility and liability. she asked who has the responsibility and who has the liability. the answer is none of your damn business. shouldn't robots have as much to kill humans? >> on the other hand? i don't know. there is something about war divorced from direct human participation. >> they are going to have to participate or it is meaning less, correct?

>> that's the point. you can guess that it is not really happening when you are that far away. here is the bottom line and i am not crazy at all. >> it is increasing -- i do think computer power is increasing so quickly year to year that they already beat us in chess. why wouldn't we be concerned? >> they are going to take control of the world. they are. it is going to happen. get used to it. become friends with them now. i have been sleeping sleeping with my toaster. i am telling you this for your own good. >> you said it was a vacuum cleaner. >> it used to be. >> those are the good old days. i get board. -- get bored. who have i not talked to? >> literally everyone. >> should there always be a

human behind a robot making the decisions? >> actually you might want to be afraid of that. if you think of who we have currently stuck in front of the computer for say 24 hours a day, they are smoking weed and eating snacks and playing video games. so we are coming up on the point where these are the people, the call of duty battlefield gamers are the people -- i am a gamer so i don't care. these ar the people we will be calling on. they are going to know better how to access their panels and they will know how to do all of this stuff a lot better. it is scary because if you have robots killing kids and then no accountability is no anything for it. >> i get it, andy. defend your killer robots. >> i agree with the u.n official which i think is nothl= something i have ever said before. as i said on one of the other 97 occasions when we have done this story, commanders and

even lower level troops have to i'm improvise and adapt. right now you can't program a machine to do that. you have to have a human making decisions. you can't leave it up to robots at this point. >> last question to joe, the obvious one. would you date a killer row bat if he was rich? robot if he was rich? >> would i get the money -- i am going to be dead anyway. i think i would rather be killed by a robot than a person. i feel like they would do a better job. i would be killed inconstantly. they wouldn't shoot me in the face because i am pretty. >> i like the way you think. >> please don't shoot me. >> pretty girls always say that. and then they will lorde over you.

>> all right. coming up, we talk about narcism. "not cool" order it, autographed copy, g gutfeld.com.

and now i am handing the show over to andy levy because it is time for -- hey there.

welcome to ladies' corner with andy levy where we pour ourselves a nice glass of merlot and chat about the latest interest to women. when it comes to the ladies the gop is in hates. it uses phrases like stuck in the past and lacking compassion when it describes feelings about the party. and the poll which was obtained by politico which party looks out for the interest of women? democrats have an unbelievably huge knowledge. how can republicans connect better with women? joining me to answer that question is my ladies' corner panel. the fact this was done makes it tough to dismiss, doesn't it? >> unmarried women are much, much more liberal than men and really what this poll shows and it didn't make the headline is there is a marriage gap. there are more unmarried women in the united states for the first time in history and that's why the advantage goes

to the democrats. >> i definitely agree with that -- >> hang ohoney i want to get greg involved. what should they do to make themselves more attractive to women? >> this is a victory to the democrats. they created the stereo type that women who are republicans #r* repressed and no fun and it is better to be a liberal woman because you are ypped, but ironically you are not independent because are you a damsel in distress dependent on government instead of a husband. they replaced one man to another. >> i want to bring tucker carlson into this. >> this is the best. i love it. >> does this do to women not liking gop policies or more about the democrats and the media pushing things like the war on women. >> women are mean to each other. that's the weird thing. have you ever noticed that? they are really mean to each other. >> have i to disagree with that. >> wait, wait.

>> i am sit over here. you have one time to put your happened in my face. >> greg is the solution to this really just not allowing women to vote? >> we talked about this a lot. and we always come to the same conclusion. yes. i think women would be happier if they weren't voting. voting is a difficult thing and it is very hard. >> there are so many choices. >> do you know i actually had a legitimate answer to this story? i really wanted to help the gop and now i want to sit here and smoke my e-cigarette and watch them finish. >> joanne, don't you find it funny we are even talking about women in politics when we can be talking about shopping and boys? >> arrest me, arrest me, go to jail. >> i wish the gop would focus

on women's issues which is shopping and boys. >> i will yield my time -- >> this is the best segment i have ever seen on television. >> andy, you do have to see me when the show stops. i will remind you of that. i will say when women came out it was women use your lady smarts and not your lady parts. your lady parts should tell you you don't want a broke man if he is not paying for contraception he is not paying rent and electric truss tee and your car -- and electricity and your car note. if you can't get the basics of birth control out of your partner you are letting into you -- >> how does it work? >> this is moving in the right direction. >> we have to move on. are you going to take care of this? >> coming up, is hello kitty a cat? of course not. she is a cartoon, silly. bulldog: quarterback takes the snap...

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l.a. times, quote, she is a cartoon character and a little girl and a friend, but no way, she is the cat. they noted she is never depicted on all four's like me. she walks and sits like a two-legged creature. she has a pet cat of a her own but it is called charmy kitty. when the creators heard this claim a they corrected a spokesman for the company and said, quote, it is going too far to say hello kitty is not a cat. it is a per son gnaw pho location -- personificat oi n of a cat. >> it is almost as creepy. there is something really wrong with society where people, a, choose to be celebate and they are attacking hello kitty. i am attacking japan to say they can produce something as horrifying as hello kitty. >> are you a terrible person. >> joe app, you have a --

joanne, you have a look of pain. >> the worst part of this is the feedback on twitter, everyone is getting upset. the thing is it is adults. it is the adults that are so upset that she is a personified cat. adults should not be liking this. isn't this a cartoon for kids? >> andy rut -- rut expert here. >> basic aly it is a cat-human hybrid. the idea that children are being exposed to the foul, godless immoral creature is absolutely disgusting and should be banned and its creators should be -- something bad should happen that i won't say on air. >> i suspect and it pains me that you are being sarcastic, but i agree with everything you said. >> the luckiest part of the whole story is i escaped the hello kitty phrase. my daughter never, ever wanted it and i never had to buy any

of it. but alongside of that knowing how i feel about cats, it is capitalism. as long as you are making money and not hurting me or taking from me, hello kitty. >> would you punch hello kitty? >> i would punch the crap out of it. if it is a cat it would hit back. >> i had a goodbye ferret and he basically -- it it was a ferret you would take to bed. you would wake up and he would be gone. >> he would be there, but a place you cooperate see. >> i thought it was a yes, gerbil. >> hide the gerbil game? >> i have been denying that for years. that does it for me, sonny, andy, what a is going on? what are you yelling at me for? >> anne -- >> we still have 12 minutes? >> no. they didn't tell me what time it was. i am sitting here and now they

are counting it down for me. you guys have a great holiday.

"varney & company." "the five" is next. hello, everyone. happy labor day. i'm kimberly guilfoyle. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." well, thank you for joining us tonight. on this labor day, while millions of americans remain unemployed, president obama won't give up trying to convince us that we're all better off with his economy. >> it's pretty hard to find an economic measure where we're not significantly better off. >> we recovered faster, we've gone farther than almost any country on earth. >> the good news is the economy clearly is getting stronger. things are getting better. thanks to the