everybody else who helped. that's my off the record comment tonight. thank you for being with us. we leave you with a look at the 9/11 tribute in light in new york city. never forget. good night. that's racist. >> tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," has someone finally stepped up to give gene simmons a run for his money? we will talk to one young man who says he's got what it takes and then some. and does the vice president still not understand that superman and clark kent are the same dude? >> i don't get it. i really don't, by the way. it is what perplexes me the most. i don't get it it. >> and are cheetahs and dogs really friends, or do they pretend to be when cameras are around? our under cover investigation reveals how they really feel about each other next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> silly. let's welcome our guests, shall we? we are glad to have her back and sorry for her actual

back. that thing must hurt con constantly. i am here with carrie keagan. she is sweet as pie and twice as easy. it is joanne nosuchunsky. she wrote that and not me so send letters to her. and she makes more dough than a bake other ritalin. it is liz mcdonald. she is also the author of the great book "skirting hair raw see." the life and times of marjorie kemp, buy it now. and he can strangle with you one of his lounging thongs and he owns many. mike baker, former cia operative and current president of diligence, maker of diligence scweejys and tooth picks and hair nets. for your squegee, tooth pick and hair net needs. think diligence. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i hurt myself. we must purge the scurge. in a speech wednesday night president obama said the u.s. will expand its offensive

against isis authorizing airstrikes in syria. the campaign won't involve ground troops, but an intense american bombing blitz. we are not going it alone. the president said the u.s. will be leading a broad coalition of, quote, friends and allies. i have that plan. however, it won't include germany. their foreign secretary says they will not be taking part in any airstrikes in syria. at least britain has our back. >> let me be clear. britain will not be taking part in any airstrikes in syria. i can be very clear about that. >> those not what he told me over tea. the coalition will include forces who started an assault on isis. >> these are brave people, come on! meanwhile, as the

threat -- >> i think i dated that guy. >> it reminded you of a guy you dated. >> as the threat posed by isis continues to be debated groups have discussed entering the u.s. through mexico. all i can say is get in line. you know what i'm saying, baker? you are the expert here. first of all, you told me you loved obama's speech. why? >> it is a rare day when i don't love everything he says. >> that's true. >> this is one of those cases where i need to separate the politics if at all possible from the operational requirements. we can all argue or not that the white house was slow to the game here. but let's just be happy that now they appear to want to at least in the dpais -- in the face of it defeat isis. this is such a complex problem. the speech that he gave, i'm afraid he skirted so many

issues. the problem we've got right now is he referred to in general terms the regional partners. we don't have the leverage we used to have in that part of the world. turkey would be a great partner to have in terms of committing boots on the ground. the jordanians and the saudis, all we have gotten out of our regional allies in the past is intel. don't mean to be dismissive. >> don't be. >> you are pandering now to me. the intel has been great. the money has been great. the ability to use airspace has been great. right now the only way to resolve this problem is to have boots on the ground, somebody's. if we don't do that, all we are involved in is a containment exercise. >> that's the thing that scares me. at some point we have to put lives in danger. isn't that always the consequences ? >> we have gotten into this zero risk world where we want to engage in activities as long as there is no danger. look at the brits and the germans, for crying out loud. the brits have upwards of 500

citizens fighting for isis. the germans upwards of 300 to 400. far more than we do. they couldn't wait to get out of the gate and say they are not committing resources to the airstrikes. airstrikes alone are not going to do it. we have 1600 advisors and that number will go up. the problem is we are not being clear, and we do this time after time not being clear with the public about what a [bleep] this is. >> did you say [bleep] goat rope? >> i said goat rope. did i say [bleep] out loud? >> yes. >> i didn't mean to. that was a mistake. hopefully my kids have gone to bed. >> they are asleep by now. >> they are in the state of idaho, i might add. the point is, let me say this real quick, what we are not doing is what we always fail to do. we failed to explain to the

american public this is not black and white. this is not an exercise in defeating isis. as soon as we provide resources and weapons and training to the syrian opposition and guess what. the people opposed to assad and opposed to isis that the president talks about, the shiite militia doesn't have our interest at heart. after we defeat isis which we can do, we have nothing but another goat rope right behind that. >> there is a line of goat ropes. >> exactly. >> sorry, i didn't mean to ma monopolize that. >> can you rebut everything mike did and take at least four minutes? >> yes, i will. i am filled with rhetoric as was the president. i had a goat rope at my prom. >> we are talking about two different goat ropes. >> i never heard the phrase goat rope. >> you don't know what a goat rope is? that's crazy. >> it means fub a ar.

>> a fubar rope. >> i feel like that will be in the urban dictionary and it will mean a glass coffee table and a man who ate a bowl of chili. >> as i was about to say, this whole time, the ever open hydrant of talk has to be shutdown. >> amen. >> just a couple weeks ago, you know the don't ask, don't tell policy, the policy about syria is don't know, can't tell. and now we turned it around all of a sudden.hink stop talki. >> carrie, i have been following this for years. what do you make of isis? do you think it is the worst kind of -- >> they are horrible people. it is safe to say that, right? >> you won't get angry letters. they can't write. they can barely spell. what do you think we should do? go over and annihilate? is there any other option? >> you are asking me what we should do about the trouble

in -- no. obviously it needs to be fixed. something has to be done, but i think rying to kill -- trying not to kill as many people as we can is our first line of defense. >> that's not their line of defense. >> they are taking the exact opposite. it would be nice not to kill a lot of our people. >> they are not containing and disrupting. they are just disrupting. >> you can't kill all of them. as charming as that idea may be. >> you put them on on a goat rope. >> you have to be willing to engage in what a is ayreally unpleasant exercise. >> you have to be as brutal as they are. again, you are going to have to put yourself in harm's way. >> america doesn't have to be the only ones. he talks about this coalition of friends and allies. who are they? >> it is jennifer aniston and courtney cox. >> that makes sense. they have a lot of plastic. >> i hope their agents call

them. i am worried about that. >> i have an analogy. >> please help. >> this whole speech, obama is the cheerleading captain and this is a pep rally. if the team doesn't show up, how can we beacon vinceed that we will win? be convinced that we will win. he is cheering be aggressive, but he is not spelling it out. he can't spell out be aggressive. cheerleaders need to know how to spell and he is saying the words. >> that is an interesting metaphor. >> it is a metaphor more than a an analogy. >> do you know how to spell be aggressive? >> be -- >> b-e-a-g-g-g-re-s-s-i of v of e. >> i love spring to more. >> if they listened to rock music they wouldn't be doing it. >> there will be a goat rope outside. >> one thing we have to address is what do we do if

this kind of thing develops in the united states? if this weird ale a yen nation -- alienation? >> it is already happening. >> they are like free killers. >> there is no way to get out of this. i'm sorry. we are about to engage in an exercise where everybody wants to talk about it. it is like you said, talk, talk, talk. it is a serious threat. the president gets on prime time by the way to do nothing but catch up. the rest of the country knows this is a serious threat. it is the idea he has to get -- i hope congress gets together on this. he was the only one who was slow to the game. >> he is out there talking and he says at the same time we are not going to do the following. we are snot going to do this. we don't have a chance to win this conflict if we don't set aside what we have been doing for years and years and years which is a concept we can

engage in a nasty conflict and not suffer casualties and it is easy to say. we are all fatigued and it is easy to say -- >> it will be years. that's the bottom line. >> we are not going to commit troops. somebody better be out there strong arming the turks and others saying [bleep] sorry. i'm sorry about that. i didn't mean that one. >> can we move on to another story? >> we can. i guess we should. >> you can talk for hours. >> can we put him in the the corner. he gets a time-out. >> it is amazing. i will write an angry letter to you when you get home. they know nudes better than news. college students can name the exposed celebrities, but are unaware of the 9/11 anniversary. last week the young americans foundation visited the george washington university to test young people's knowledge. what they found was troubling. only 6 out of 30 students knew this week marked the anniversary of 9/11. only four of 30 could name the journalist that was beheaded by isis. check it out.

>> next week marks the anniversary of the major event. do you know what that is? >> thanksgiving? >> next week is september 11th. >> have you heard of isis at all? do you know what it is? >> i haven't heard of of isis. >> they are a radical islamist group. >> yes. >> do you know they beheaded two american journalists? >> what? >> yes. two american journalists were being held captive in syria and they beheaded two of them. it was national news and they sent a message out. >> he does have great hair. meanwhile 29 out of 30 -- he does -- was able to name one of the celebrities involved in the recent nude photo leak. >> jennifer lawrence. >> jennifer lawrence. >> i got my pictures removed immediately. you can see them later in my

private stash. >> i keep trying to leak mine and no one will take them. >> all 30 college students interviewed found this recent home movie i made to be nothing less than breathtaking. >> the symetry is amazing. >> you look amazing. >> thank you. i do some extremely harsh abdominal work. >> all right, focus on this story. it is obviously the anniversary of 9/11. it is very solemn. it is easy to make fun of these. kids, is there -- is it -- is it that surprising that college kids are clueless or does it make you sick to their stomach they don't know? >> it was really, really depressing. i was told all of the answers were at the bottom of a fireball bottle. these kids would all be really, really smart.

>> how do you get away from not knowing it is 9/11 on 9/11? you don't know when pearl harbor is, fine. it is 9/11. >> we are already giving you the answer. it is on your watch. >> she asked the question what big event is happening next week? >> that's a good point. everybody seems to be saying college kids don't know anything. is it because college kids are too focused on partying? >> when does that ever change? >> this is george washington university. it is in dc which is clearly in bubble land. they don't know what is going on. these kids -- most youngsters are democrats. hopefully they won't know when election day is. figure that one out. >> these kids. >> kids these days. >> you are in your early

50s. these kids must make you sick. >> awful. my osteoporosis and then this on top of it? i can't get through my day. i don't think anyone has thought about maybe it is a good -- not a good thing. that sounds awful. but the fact that we have come so far in 13 years. we have rebuilt here and we are stronger than ever. the fact that we have this normalcy and the fact that we can move forward i think is a good thing. do we still need to remember this day and honor it? of course. >> it is abnormal that they don't know when september 11th is coming. >> with a little more substance and a little more context they would have gotten there. again, it is college. >> they must be majoring in rain y'all aversion -- cran eight l aversions. >> i never heard anyone say cranial inversions. >> rectal cranial inversions. >> i heard rectal a lot. >> that's what you want to hear. >> i rather they not watch the

news than watch a very liberal channel. >> your mother is going to kill you for saying that. >> i have a solution. is there a class on ideologies? schools will teach you everything from diversity to, i don't know, fill in the blank. >> you really had no way to go with that. >> what about water basket weaving? >> the idea, why is it so attractive to people? and then they show what they do and what we have to lose and what is at stake. maybe they understand the threat is what i'm saying. >> well, i think there is an element of that and every generation, look, kids after -- the generation after pearl harbor the parents went through that and they said i can't believe what pearl harbor is. >> i knew when jfk was shot

and bobbie kennedy. >> you know what i mean. >> no, i'm saying people snow -- >> my point -- >> i never had this debate before. >> rewind. >> what i am saying is i am not exceptional. every generation said the same thing about the kids. >> i get that, but they said what is happening next week? it is 9/11. >> it is college. it doesn't surprise me i guess is what i am saying. i would like to think they were all switched on and they are all tuned in. >> sorry, my nieces and nephews are in college and they knew 9/11 was coming up. >> my daughter is a junior in college and i like to think -- she was 7 on 9/11. so all she has known is the war on terror. you have kids that are even younger than that in college. it is something for us to think about. a lot of us were here and we went through it. you can't impose the same thing constantly. people say you have to feel the same way we do.

>> all right, we will agree to disagree. >> of course that generation will not feel the same way, but to noting knowledge that it existed? >> i agree. it would be nice -- >> that's what i'm saying. >> it is unrealistic to say that is the case. >> i hear what you are saying. let's agree to disagree. what worries me is how far along this line is it denial? right now we are talking about -- >> that's what i'm saying. it is bubble city. jay right now it is ignorant and inexperienced. they don't know. at a certain point when they get in an area where they say it was an inside job. it was not radical muslims. >> it is like where are you getting your information from? >> miles away from some slacker standing there in college. >> but there is a step in that direction. >> there is an element there. >> i think i actually won that

round with mike baker. >> yes, you did. >> frankly it was easy. he wasn't even listening. >> i am not much of a debater. >> you are a master. >> how many bad guys did mike baker kill before breakfast? find out in his new book "12". first, cup cakes. we are doing a story on cup cakes. coming up, why cup cakes are awesome. @j

their -- they're icing cup cakes. yes, a pennsylvania school district banned the sugary treat and is putting a greater emphasis on nonfood rewards. instead of cup cakes the school recommends bringing pencils and pens and stickers or wear silly socks which are made of chards of broken

glass. i kid. i hope they are trying to encourage nonfood rewards for students. >> we are trying to encourage nonfood rewards for students. it applies to classmates. it is a whole host of issues that comes with bringing food in the classroom. nutrition is part of it. >> he is a barrel of laughs. anyway, are there going to be cup cake cops or anything like that? >> there will be no cup cake cops or anything like that. this is a collaboration with our community. >> he didn't have to answer me like that. that was kind of mean. food at school is a hot topic among teens. that's what they tell me. get ready, teens. put down your disk man and listen up. it is time for a tubular edition of.

-- >> welcome to teen corner where we talk about the hottest issues facing teens. i am your hot host, greg gutfeld or as i am known g force or double d. there is nothing i like more than talking about problems, why? they get it. this is josh from colorado. he writes, i will be on the greyhound bus arriving at 4:00 at port authority terminal b. i brought my paaents' medication like you asked. where am i staying tonight? i am very cold. probably shouldn't have read that one out loud. this school policy is totally whacked. i don't know what that means. >> it means bull [bleep]. sorry. >> what has happened? >> honestly, should we be fixing school lunches before banning cup cakes from anywhere? >> are they going to tell everybody santa does president president -- does president --

doesn't exist? >> and the easter bunny and the tooth fairy and dragons and unicorns. >> big foot comes every march 23rd and delivers presents to my house. that's what my mother used to tell me. >> as a parent, what is wrong with cup cakes for your kids? >> nothing. if you say anything else i will come over there and hurt you. >> let me figure out how to play that one. >> i feel there is a lot of anti-chemistry. >> this whole thing is a load of crap. >> thank you for the crap by the way. >> you are well come. >> let me point out -- >> this is like a truck driver convention. >> we live in the great state of idaho where they don't --

it is a self-sufficient boots up place. if you want to bring cup cakes, you bring cup cakes to school. >> you are damn right. that's right. you are exceptional. >> you were. >> both of you stop. joanne, you love cup cakes and they taste just as good coming up as they do going down. >> honestly i wish i never tasted the funfetti because you can't untaste it. we all know how we feel about the birthdays. on your birthday you should stay home. it is your birthday and days off school. >> isn't it someone's birthday coming up? >> happy birthday, greg. >> i like that one idea. make a carrot cup cake.

>> by the way, carrot cup cakes, the idea that they are healthy are filled with sugar. >> even carrots themselves have a lot of sugars in them. >> but they do have fiber and that's what evens it all out. >> but the school suggested besides eating carrots, can you imagine showing up in the morning and you put your father's socks on, i am going to school. what? >> cup cakes. i don't understand. yes, there is an allergy issue going on, but i don't remember an allergy issue when i was growing up. >> the birthday kid gets their own cake. why do you have to bring for everyone? you need to teach these kids that life isn't fair. >> if you are bringing cup cakes, bring enough for everybody. >> but the school is in the area of hershey, pennsylvania which is the biggest chocolate

capitol of the world. >> they have a chocolate amusement park. >> i dress like him. >> you started licking everything. >> allergies, can you talk about allergies too much to kids? allergies don't go away. >> is that true? >> there is an argument that you should play down some of the milder allergies. if you pay too much attention to it -- i am not talking the toxic allergies. i am talking -- like i am allergic to seafood. >> i think i am allergic to weed. >> why, what happened last time? >> every time. every time i tried. >> you go to the hospital? >> i just get really, really sick and throw up. it is awful. >> that's a tragedy. >> i try to get an addiction and can't do it. >> we are talking cup cakes. >> every time i -- i haven't had it in years because i go

to the hospital. >> seriously? you and i can party together. >> paranoid, crazy, whacko mpleght. >> they said it is 10% of the population. >> it is an extension of going to every one of their practices. stop. >> stop reproducing. >> if it wasn't just so damn much fun. >> on that note, coming up another serious story. are bras racist? find out our segment, racist bras. first a word from our sponsor. tonight's sponsor is my first rodeo. this is not my first rodeo so why should it be yours? it is the end all, be all of metaphors. you can handle any future situation. don't be the last to have your first. get my first rodeo right now.

are women's basics kind of racist? that was a pretty close rhyme. editors at the university of oklahoma school newspaper have a beef with bras. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> in an editorial the oklahoma daily staff wrote that since a nude bra is the color of caucasian skin it is a subtle example of racism. bandaids and flesh-colored clothing and nude make up are signs of what they call white

privilege. the editors hope by making leaders aware of the microaggressions they will think critically of the small instances of racial bias they encounter each and every day. translation, they really enjoy wasting your time and hope you learn nothing in college. carrie, if you were wearing a nude bra you would be the biggest racist in the world. >> it is legit. i think it is legit. not everybody's skin color is the same. it is nude to who? >> you blew my theory out of the water. >> don't they have different colored bras? >> you can call it beige or taupe or off white or cream. >> technically my skin color would be butt white. her skin color would be slightly tan. >> what is the prod with -- problem with nude? >> i could never wear an african-american-colored or ease espresso colored -- >> white people are racist just for being born.

they should just not be born. >> what i am upset about though is there are sizes in bra shopping and i don't know if you feel the same way. >> sizeism. >> it is next to impossible to find the quadruple whatever size i wear and it is not fair. i will buy it in any stupid color i can find it in. >> i thought we burned all of our bras decades ago. >> i would give a lot of people black eyes. >> i thought we burned them all. i thought we let it go. >> is this a conspiracy to get people to stop wearing bras? >> sure. >> 70% of the population is white. half of that a is female. half of that needs to wear a bra. >> by the way, i think oreo cookies are racist. >> why some. >> they are oreo cookies.

>> it is a business and they are trying to market to a certain demographic. that color is most in demand, there is a new company called -- what is it? nubian skin and it is setting out to make different colored nudes for after -- african-american women. i don't know why there was not a company who thought of this before. >> if nude bras are racist, i just won't wear one. i won't wear one ever. >> i was in victoria's secret and 90% of the bras are black. >> some i saw were purple. >> there were a hand feral of purple. >> they were a handful. >> almost all of them were black. >> were you upset about that a? >> no. i was slightly aroused. i don't feel uncomfortable saying that. i don't know how you feel about it. >> is that why you keep touching the lace?

>> it is a texture thing. a nude bra has never done it for me. >> a nude bra has never done it for anyone. there is no way to make nude sexy. >> it is like a girdle. it is like a flower sack. >> did i tell anyone my theory to get out of paying for phone sex is to call victoria's secret and ask them to describe certain things? i am interested in blah, blah, blah. you never have to pay for phone sex. >> you are disgusting. >> i am true gal. frugal. >> you get on-line and see what they have and start asking for a certain type. >> i am thinking of buying something for my wife or girlfriend or mistress. >> i would like to talk about this certain category. >> would that be uh braye sigh? i don't want anything uh braye sigh -- uh braye sigh.

>> what were we thinking? the candy was all manedy. parents are outraged that the stores sold penis-shaped candies to their kids. the cap i'm rt poked 7200 bags of what they thought were gummy bears. >> awful. >> it is my birthday too. >> they are from china. >> the bag was full of gummy penises. we had to block them out because they really were. they are basically gummy bears with exter national jenna tale yaw. says one person who got the x rated sweets, i don't find anything amusing about it. meanwhile the fellow response along for the screw up says it won't happen again, but he would do that. obscene tweets can coup happen

happen -- >> as usual we are joined by our live studio audience. thank you for being here. show of hands how many would shave my back if given the opportunity? that was better than last week. where am i? let's try to keep this clean since i have to bleep out 30 different things. mike, could this be chai 2345u trying to -- china trying to start a war with new zealand? >> let's keep the gummy story clean. >> this could be china flexing its muscles and being aggressive. >> liz, do you agree with mike that this is perhaps a weak aness in the obama add straitionz? administration? >> yes. >> i want gender neutral gummies. >> shouldn't it be a gummy large gay man?

>> what? >> like a bear. >> they flew away 70 stwo,000 bags. >> that could have fed a lot of old people over 18. >> fine. all of this is fine. i am really, really disgusted by this treatment of a bag of -- it makes me -- it is a disgusting misuse of a bag of [bleep]. >> were they sour penises? >> i have no idea. i blame batch a leer parties for this. -- bachelor parties for this. if there were no novelty candies there would be no market. girls like you, let's buy something cute. >> tell the kids they are rocket ships. kids are dumb. >> you said they are teddy bears with man parts. >> that's a teddy bear holding a rocket ship. >> it was probably the fathers who were most upset.

guys don't think penises are funny. >> do you think it is funny? >> my rocket ship is hilarious. >> if it was a bag of boobs would it be different? >> what happened to the gummy worms? >> they are in disorder. >> have you seen the world's giant gummy worm? >> omg. >> we are going to take a break. what should you wear while traveling 6789 the tsa says clothes, but i disagree. it will explain isis before there was isis.

should you dress right on a flight? that's the sunt -- the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> there we go. welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate. on the greyhound bus station. i am greg gutfeld, the host of the "red eye" debate. your ticket stub is good for a lube or oil change. when i went there all they had was lube. anyway, -- >> i hope it was strawberry. >> stop it! writer jay brian

louder pleaded to ditch the sweat suit when traveling and wear something more respectable. in defense of his nice duds he says you get more space in your luggage and get better treatment from staff and feel better about yourself. the confidently dressed individual stands in a a higher class amid slobs and slumps you i think he is right. when i go to the airport i see people dressed for a long distance slumber party. they are in their sweats. >> it is what the airlines put you through. it is like getting prepared to are a small military battle. you are not allowed to talk just yet. but i think there is something to be said for not showing up in your nightgown and flops. i get it. even though i would like to be standing in an ocean with my moo-moo. >> i would like to be in your moo-moo. >> they are talking about how

there used to be dress codes in the 50s and secretaries -- 50s and 60s in airplanes. that's when they were cocktail parties with wings. >> do you think it is a generation thing and young people riew whining it? young people that shouldn't be flying? >> no it is the airlines who are treat willing -- who are treating us like cattle. have i to worry if the fartherring guy next to me likes my new blouse. there is something to be said about not going in your pajamas. you are sitting in seats that are far too small. >> they farther in first class too. >> but it smells way better. >> it smells like roses. >> every segment so far has gone straight to the gutter. this is actually an -- >> gutter-feld.

i am going to skip to you and go to joanne. joanne, you like the cash dash belittling airport people. is the air terminal your disneyland? >> i always look better. i go like i am about to meet my future ex-husband. >> that's what happened. >> i will try to look good and always wear sunglasses the whole time. i want people to think i am someone important. and then they will give me free stuff. >> does it burke -- work? >> i am working on it. >> are you right next to the bathroom. >> that's always a good feeling when you have to walk by everybody. any thoughts before i move on? >> no, i always make a point of trying to dress professionally because i agree with louder's comment.á

i agree with the comment that you do get better treatment. you get more respect if you dress professionally. >> and they don't id you at the bar. >> that should be a lesson in life. dress better and people treat you better. i have to make a little thing before we move on. people have been wondering where andy levey is and his father passed away on thursday after a lengthy illness. we wish him the best. we love andy. >> love you, andy. >> love you, andy. >> it is a tough time. i just went through you this with my mom so i know what it is like. he will be back hopefully i don't know, when he is ready to come back. it has been a great year for "red eye" hosts. coming up, another weird story, and do you have videos of animals? fox news.com/red eye. 'wóóñt the performance review.

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supermodel kathy ireland shared her talent. this show is getting bad. have a look. >> kathy ireland is now going to burp the abc's. >> you know, it would take too long. i will give you one. >> you should have heard the applause ms. florida got for puking up a goldfish. what is wrong with the world? >> she puked up the goldfish with the star-spangled banner in the background with sparklers. >> let's face it. the only reason we think it is funny is because kathy ireland was cute. we wouldn't find it funny if it it was a lesser attractive woman. >> i think that is oddly sexist. >> joanne you were a beauty

pageant. you are a beauty. would you ever do this on stage? >> no. no, it is in my contract. we did talk about this back stage. >> we both can do it, but she won't do it. >> is this something girls learn? >> some people have a fetish. >> liz -- >> can you do it? >> no. >> but i think i am related to her because my brother can do it. >> why are burps seen as less gross? >> they don't smell like that? >> burps smell bad. >> depends on what they have been eating. am i right? >> i think the point of the story is awed -- audiences will clab at anything. >> but really people got excited because we got to see

her like everybody does, but we never get to see famous people do. >> it was a a weird night for the pageant. the woman who won the talent won playing the fiddle. did you see the sequence? >> no. >> it was an odd, off kilter night. it was another universe. >> you will get a lot of hate tweets from fiddle players. >> i love fid bell players. >> >> i think they are called fiddlers. i don't think it is like guitar player. she is a fiddle player. it is a fiddler. >> it is a fiddler. >> it is a guitarist or a guitar player. >> i i don't mind fiddle player. >> i love liz. i don't mind the fiddler. i don't care. i am open minded. i will keep an open mind when it comes to -- what instrument is that a? an air -- what do you call a fiddle? >> a wood wind?

it is a string. >> what just happened here? >> happy birthday, greg!

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