in washington at a rally for israel. you can get more information at ra tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" world's smallest man or world's largest golf club? we will tackle the question baffling experts around the world. plus, what was the vice president's response when recently asked the difficult question, what number comes after six? >> i don't remember exactly the number. i should know. >> and finally, how popular is the new "red eye" segment, teen corner with greg gutfeld? a look at what happened when we took the segment on the road. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> he actually ripped my

clothes off and then put it back on. >> i can still hear it. let's welcome our guests. she is so sharp that she keeps her brain in a sheath. i am here with forbes.com contributor carrie sheffield. if chugging wine was a sport she would be passed out in the locker room and miss the whole game because she is a drunk. it is joanne nosuchunsky. he interrupts us so much his nickname is fox news alert. it is actor and comedian sherrod small. >> happy birthday, greg. >> it is a day and a half away. >> it's okay. we will be drunk then. >> and they call him the silver fax because his hair is silver and he loves to fax. host of the john gibson show weekdays noon eastern on fox news radio. yay. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he left 20% minus the per.

it is the other nfl scandal, the important one. the eagles running back law sean mccoy left a lousy tip at a restaurant, twenty cents on a $60 bill and they called him out on social media. on monday mccoy and friends were dining at a burger joint and the waiter who admits he forgot their appetizer says they were not satisfied with anything they ordered. >> ordered lots of crab cake. when he got it he complained there was no bun or veggies and sauce. they gave our food runner a hard time. they were being rude to him and being rude to the bartender as well. >> why do all waiters have beards? is this the new lumber jack. when the bill came mccoy stiffed them prompting the manager to post the picture on facebook. here it is with the caption the 20 cent tip mccoy just left our server on his $60 check is going to come in really handy for that new official jersey he had his

heart set on. that is a .03% tip. a new record. >> more than enough. >> the public shaming didn't go well. to use a football term, it was a strikeout. thousands commented on the post and most angry for embarrassing a customer. you know who doesn't mind small change a? maul change? >> that is the worst idea you can give a child. turn your cat into a bank. all right, sherrod. you are the tipping expert here. should the restaurant have shamed him for the lousy tip? >> first of all, greg, how dare you make this the nfl story we are talking about? i feel like hitting you. this is an nfl story. i will take you to the

elevator and handle my business with you. >> you know what, you can probably do that because i am not a woman. >> are you in the pocket of the nfl is what i am saying. >> this is a distraction. i did this story as a distraction. >> easily. >> the reason why was because that story has been on every single show, every single minute. this story is a -- people are afraid to talk about the other story. you can talk about this one. >> i am scared of this one. >> you should be. are you in the service industry. >> i am just as outraged. >> what are you outraged about? >> that joke you just made at my expense, first of all. i'm sorry i am interruptiing sherrod and i hate to do that. >> anyhoo, first of all the waiter didn't get hit. the waiter didn't get dragged in a casino. i think he got off easy as far as nfl players are concerned.

>> i tried to pick a safe story and it is another controversial bit about abuse. even if the service sucks should a celebrity leave a decent tip because they are famous? >> it apparently is the rule. and if they don't, they are going to -- i am no celebrity, but no matter how bad the service is give them the tip because they will take a picture and then they will post-it and then you will be calling me saying come on and answer the charges of being a low life scum bag. >> that happened to you at the early bird at appleby's didn't it? i don't know why i did that. >> i know why you did it. >> i am turning 50. i am turning 50. i can say -- carrie, the manager said that he did this to stick up for his friends. was that the best way to do it? >> there are a lot of things hed they were being verbally abusive to the staff. yes when you are a celebrity, don't bring your entourage.

they brought the whole posse in. if you want to be stiff and generous -- >> do it in disguise. >> charlie sheen stepped in saying i will give the waiter a thousand dollars. when charlie sheen is taking the high ground you have to do some soul searching. >> there may be stuff on that money from charlie sheen. and verbally assaulted by an nfl player, you got off easy. verbally? i am going to leave. >> this is where people lose their jobs. >> i take offense with that. >> see what i mean. >> joanne, i have a theory. look at uber that is revolutionizing the taxi business because both are vulnerable to criticism. the driver can rank you on your politeness and i guess your hygiene or whatever, and you can do the same for a

driver. you can give them a star or whatever. why can't when you go to a restaurant why can't there be a deal where you who is obviously the server and i am the customer. >> even in the scenario? >> it kind of is so. your service is oftentimes a reflection of the person you are serving. but it stinks though -- >> it is the victim's fault. >> the tip reflects the service. i feel for the server because i have been there. i always give 20% regardless of service. maybe they are just having a bad day cor something bad in their -- bad day or something bad in their life happened. >> then they didn't learn their lesson. >> if the service was that bad, lashawn should have gone to the manager who apparently was right next to their table as he said in his explanation and he should have complained. that's what you do. >> so this is the manager's fault? >> i'm sure everybody was watching. if it was that bad of service

the guy would have been fired. the manager is the one who posted it. i am not buying the whole bit they deserved the tip. >> we will have to wait for the video. the video of everything. >> i know, i know. >> the first tape or the second tape? >> that's deeply offensive. she is obsessed with isis. a colorado teen, aren't they all, who tried to join the jihadys pled guilty to a terror charge in court. shannon maureen conley, there she is, was arrested in april at denver international airport as she was about to travel to syria. she met a tunisian man on-line, who hasn't, who promised to marry her. she planned to meet him in syria to wage war against nonbelievers. meanwhile other teens are finding isis alluring. this should have been in teen corner. >> austrian girls 15 and 16 have sworn allegiance to the militant a-holes and are

helping them recruit. they left austria and have been broadcasting their involvement with isis on social media. so while teens have been having questions on on isis, we want to crush isis on wednesday night and the president laid out our strategy. we can't show you the speech because it happened after we taped. part of the plan includes arming kurdish forces. i believe we have footage of the troops? >> that is absolutely fantastic. >> at least they are building schools. >> that's good. i don't even get that. this is what blows my mind about this girl in colorado. we knew she was in training. she was in training with the u.s. army explorers and the fbi met with her several

times. is this scary when teen girls are actually making these choices or do they always make these choices and we didn't know that a? >> i think they always made these choices. usually the circus came to town and they run off with the clowns and acrobats. but this time it is a little uglier and it is good that we are on top of it. the department of homeland security is focusing on teen girls who might run away with terrorists and they are stoping them at the airport and returning them to their parents. you ladies be warned. >> and you too. >> should we be stoping them? >> first, i looked at your birth certificate and saw you were born in tunisia. girls from colorado might be calling you. >> my luck. who knows? >> it is not really shocking i don't think. >> i think they just want attention. i think they are trying to be anti-authority. it goes through this whole 1960s self-loathing, we hate the west. we are the problem.

john stewart is saying what america does is the same as what isis does. it is part of the same progressive hate yourself. >> i will tell you what -- i will tell you what americans was feeling when we saw these pictures. we were first looking are to the cute one. who is cute and why is she doing this? the one from colorado, i will be honest, not my type. go fight for isis. i ain't taking you to the movies. >> you are talking about male nature. >> it is the same. the cute one is down with them. she is above an eight. what is she doing with isis? >> that's a general comment often used with anything. what is this attractive person doing? is it something horrible? it is bigoted against homely people. >> kind of. it is. that's how we feel. >> and what a is the choices -- and what are the choices teenage girls have?

bieber? i would go for too. >> this is the first time in my life i prefer somebody to be with justin bieber. the teens are like, oh look they are running away to mary a jihady. i won't worry about their pot smoking dropped out of high school boyfriend i said they couldn't date. it is strategy on these girls' parts. >> you move the goalpost this way and you get somewhere in the middle. >> i think parents are perfectly capable of complaining about two sets of boyfriends. they don't need to say one or the other. they can say they are both bad. >> mom, remember my ex? >> real quickly because i know that it already happened and we can't -- what do you hope president obama said tonight? >> what do i hope he said? >> yes. and don't say "i resign." >> i hope he said that trying to get the sunni state armies

together to work. but i have my doubts. >> i hope he said i want to give a happy birthday shout to greg gutfeld. that was a spot on obama. diddid you hear that? i want a greg gutfeld shoutout. happy birthday, gregory. and then a slow clap. >> the only show trying to do isis seriously and sherrod -- all right. >> you know what we have to do. we have to go in and smoke them. i don't care if it is syria or new jersey. >> romney was right. that's what i would love for him to say. >> romney was right. >> about what, tipping? >> you are right though. he ties. how i brought it over i will never know. >> you earn it. >> that's what it is called.

>> i hope he listens to dana perino because anything she says is right. or really anyone else. anyone that has been talking to him and he has friends and has a coalition to help him. >> i hear he is eating a crow dinner. >> in our community that is a dela -- delicacy. we barbecue it. >> i would like to say i am so excited he said he would stop the defense cuts. i am excited he says we will be an independent and reinforce our borders. >> whatever he says we should think the opposite should happen. sear you, the red line and nothing happened. >> all right. we have killed this story. teleprompter, thank you. should they crackdown on cracked lips? fifth grade freedom fighter spoke in front of her school board begging them on overturn

a ban on chapstick. chapstick is a lip protector and also the name of my pet cobra. the here -- hero was denied the lip substance after her lips were bleeding. they said it would be more distracting to have bleeding lips while doing my work. the school board considers it an over the counter medication which can be used with a a doctor's note and applied by the school nurse. this could happen. as always we are joined by an audience panel concerned americans. by a show of hands how many of you are not interested in the photos of me bathing in butter? better luck next time. to you, joanne. how dowry act at a u.n school?

>> what girls makes a petition and has people sign it and speak at a school meeting? you put the tube in the back pocket and you go to the bathroom and you eat it. it is apparently a medication and you will get buzzed off of it? what are they talking about? >> can you get a buzz off of it? >> if you put it on your joints, i don't know. >> what is going on? >> kids are annoying and they do it all day during class. all day long and the teacher is like take that off. you say no i have chapped lips. >> that's interesting. >> kids are a-holes, man. you ever met a kid before? >> i am court ordered not to. they say it is harmful. but kids are harmful. so ban kids too. >> so this is the anti-nanny nanny state. what kind of nanny would not

allow you to have chapstick? it is bizarre. >> what they are worried about is she gives her chapstick to her and passes whatever kooties she has to her. that is an important fact here. >> those girls are making out anyway. >> at that age they are experimenting. >> it is to have single use chapsticks. and i am viced the chip stick company hasn't met the need for single use chapstick. >> it is about spreading of herpies. >> good luck having a relationship and telling your girlfriend you can't use my chapstick, stinky mouth. >> you say i am carrying a single use chapstick. >> you know who won't get them? criminals. >> you will have to pry it out of their cold -- >> would they rather vaseline? there are alternatives.

>> you would make chapstick to apply to your finger. >> there are songs they sing. my chapstick. it makes it gleam. they sing these songs. it is in the halls and it is annoying. >> the little chick with the chapstick on that was huge. >> i know what you are talking about. >> you know who i am talking about. >> i know, but i can't think of the name. >> little mama's song. it sold 10 million copies. every young girl sings it. >> i think we have learned, learned nothing. >> i always get below the fold. that's what i say. i never get below the fold. why bother? >> that's the name of the next book. >> it is my desperate attempt to lose body fat.

>> look at this. >> how dare you? >> coming up, john gibson's hair. the perfect style of every man and a tool to enslave our children. what is this shot? over half of americans are single. what does that mean for america? i'm certain it means something. drink that coffee. hold that backpack.

is staying single now the thingle? unattached americans make up more than half of the

population since the government started keeping track of these stats in 1976 which is the year i won wimbledon, by the way. it is true. it is on wikipedia. the news reports in august over 50% of people aged 16 or over were single. in 1976 there was there 37%. he recalled the rise remarkable and said it has implications for our economy, society and politics. you know what else is for our so

. >> you have all of these old people and all of these young people supporting it, that can't last forever. >> we are basically screwed. >> no, i am not getting old. >> you figured it out. >> that's a scientific fact. >> sitting here is positive proof that's not true. >> god once looked like you. >> not only that, the other bad news is it goes really fast. >> you know why? because as there is more time behind you and the years get smaller it starts getting like really crazy. it is the acceleration and

aging is mind blowing. i call it aging velocity. >> you know who defied all of this? joan rivers. >> because she is still going strong? what are we talking about. >> you can look like joan rivers -- >> did you know she passed away? >> i know. >> i don't think she defied anything. >> i am saying in terms of her looks. she looked like she was mid40s. >> she also had plastic surgery. >> well she died at the doctor's office so she lived like she died. >> i saw that one coming. back to the tradition of a marriage. married people have the worst appetite for marriage. we are going to the tease. they are not even listening anymore. you are in a hurry to get home, right? they are giving away their album for free. you get what you pay for. now a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is trees. everyone loves trees.

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all right, u-2's album is free on apple, but does anyone give a crapple?

they announced songs of innocence would be available immediately to anyone with an itunes account. the first album in five years won't qualify for chart positions, but with a world tour on deck it doesn't matter. shobizz411.com president ares, the most u-2 would sell is between 300,000 and 400,000 copies and not worth the price of printing them up. here is u-2 performing one of their new songs. >> i don't care how many times they do this. i will never stop laughing. i don't know who they are.

i don't know who they are. what do you make of this? is this a good move or a bad move? >> it is the only move. i used to work in the record business. nobody buys them anymore. nobody cares. might as well give it away so people hear it and then say i want to go to the concert and buy the $130 ticket. >> that makes sense. to me -- i will go to you, sherrod, but only a really wealthy band can do that. it is like a lemonade stand. u-2 is like a country time lemonade truck that says don't buy theirs, get mine for free. >> you-two makes so much -- u-2 makes so much money that sling sling3 -- 300,000 copies don't make sense. but meanwhile those selling mixed tapes out of trunk of their car would love to have that. somebody that big it doesn't make sense. that's the money they wrap their money in. they wrap their real money

around that kind of money. >> do you think more bands will do this? >> i think the big ones will. the smaller ones would love to give their music away so they can get a lot of people, but not a lot of people want it. i think it is good marketing. i love bono. he just gave a speech at georgetown where he said we are giving foreign aid and it doesn't help countries. what you need is capitalism. i love it. >> he has become a better voice for capitalism than anybody in america. it is because he knows -- he worked hard and he made his money. you noy all of the rest. >> i was going to say, but now i am not, but i will tell you -- i am still telling you. they should have still charged and the money should have gone to charity, but now i know why not. he doesn't want to just give the money away. he wants the people to work for it. >> ebola will solve itself.

they don't need u-2 to do it. he goes here and there are no aids and he goes here and everybody is high fiveing. >> he credits george bush for that, doesn't he? >> causing a problem. did i say causing? >> even hillary clinton credited george w. bush for that. i think there is a big difference between aid of curing a disease versus a system of capitalism. >> you know what helps everyone? music. it is free music. i like anything that is free. >> you will fight to the death by the way. >> i love you too. that what a it sounds like. i saw them at the old waldorf in 1980 and there were 40 people. >> i saw him coming out of bill o'reilly's office.

>> i made him come in my office. he takes the glasses off and you don't know who he is. >> now the office is poverty fee. he solved all of the problems. >> here we go. >> they wouldn't fuss. several new york area golf clubs reportedly refused to comment about labor day weekend. the trump club turned down last a-minute white house requests. the holiday weekend is one of the busiest times of the year and the clubs didn't want to tick off their members. trump said if obama resigns right now there by doing a imr service to the country i will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. had the president accepted the offer? my sources say no. i made a few phone calls. >> he is taking a few days.

>> to think about it. >> he will do a statement in a few days. >> maybe that's what he is saying tonight. >> he could be resigning to play more golf. is there such a thing as too much golf? are we giving him a hard time? >> i think the fact that they banned him from the golf course is great. it would have been negative pr for them. >> all of this stuff is happening and he is giving statements statements and playing golf. >> they had a band and he was going to play anyway. i believe he did play anyway. >> he did. we need to make dc1 a big golf course. >> i think he should play more golf. >> i spoke to donald trump's nephew and he told me the real back story. first of all, yes, labor day weekend is the busiest weekend. you don't want to take a whole week to prep and then a week after. it is taking from your money. we have people who paid for

this and we can't do it. it is too much hassle. that's it. it could have been bono and they said no, no. >> i wish it wasn't bono. what do you make of this story? he ended up going back and playing golf. >> instead of saying, gee, i am imposing on people. i will fly air force 1 at $189,000 per hour. two hours back to washington to play at andrew's and then fly back for the wedding. i think he made the right call. >> he loves his golf. then again, does he really play that much or do we think he plays that much? >> he plays i think as much as the american male. i think usually every weekend they play more if they could, but they have jobs. apparently -- >> scotland is wanting to declare independence. they want to create their own

country. that's the stipulation. they want to blow up the euro zone and that's a stipulation you have to make. >> first of all for anybody who golfed in their lives, it is 90% drinking and 10% golfing. >> you know what i don't think? i think he is smoking cigarettes. i think that's the only way he can get away from he still likes it to have a marl -- marboro. >> he is the president, let him live. we have to take a break. should welfare pay for your pot? if you don't understand the question, stop smoking pot. this is the book i have out. it did well. i think it sold a million copies . f amazon -- i am a good writer. >> i said excellent. >> go to amazon.com. that's a joke.

user ebt for thc? it has been revealed that welfare recipients can use their cards at dispense res and states like colorado where pot is now legal. the cards which replace food stamps cannot be used at liquor stores, casinos or strip clubs, sorry saw rod, but they they can help you get

stoned. they want to close this welfare for weed loophole. he lawmented, this money is administered by a sprawling bureaucracy with little oversight and no moral visions. then took a huge drag from a bong shaped like a saxophone. i want to go to the expert on pot here. john? >> here is the deal. in berkeley, the berkeley city council has mandated the medical marijuana facility at berkeley gives free marijuana to people who make under a certain income level which is $32,000 a year. they don't spend their rent money on pot. >> right. >> now we see that this allows people to spend their food money on pot. so berkeley has it right. >> you can use marijuana for seasoning, john. >> on what? >> on everything. >> you can use ebt for

brownies and now you can use it for pot. >> but joanne should there be any restrictions on ebt cards? if you can buy alcohol -- >> this is the way you do a show on television. you can take your card and sell it to a dude and then buy what you want. here is $50 and -- you can buy whatever, whatever. you don't have to have the card like my drug dealer won't take my card. whatever you want to sell they will buy. >> 10 to 15% is the report. >> if it is a welfare card is that for your welfare? i would love to buy shoes, but i should eat something besides the crackers. >> in the green room. >> you should cut back on the

crackers. we had a few calls. >> you keep putting jerky on my desk and it is like, why is this here? >> i don't think weed is one of the things you can buy. at some point you have to get rid of the cards. you have to get rid of them. you can use them for anything. >> how dowry place it? >> you are the secretary of state now. >> i say replace it with jobs. >> if you want to get people off welfare, weed doesn't help that. technically we know weed makes you less ambitious. >> but it may keep the voices to a minimum. killing somebody may give you your job application away you want people to be sane. there is a lot of mental illnesses out there and people are treating it with marijuana. >> the families are on welfare

and you need to buy your kids bread. you don't need to -- you can buy your kids bread and you also need to not throw your kids down a flight of stairs. >> the point is it is a therapeutic agent. >> people miss diagnose and try to use other things to -- i am just saying. >> the story of my life. >> we have to take a break. coming up, all you can eat pasta on ebay. and do you have videos of your animals? you can send them to me. i promise i won't show them to anybody but you. fox news.com/red eye. see that arrow? it means something.

don't forget that i am going to be on "the o'reilly factor" thursday at 8:00 p.m. eastern time. they haven't sent me an e-mail. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" carrie keagan and somebody equally as attractive mike baker. >> carrie keagan is in town? >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> it is a gimmick that keeps on giving.

olive garden's pasta passes went on sale and quickly hold out. they only made a thousand available. they are selling for as much as $399. i bought one on craigslist as well as a nude housecleaner named high julio. they described a all you can eat pass as a once in a lifetime opportunity. is this pasta pass worth it? >> i heard that mcquaid bought one and he will tip 20 cents. >> i call that a call back to the a block. that's a a longtime especially if she is smoking. who is that? a block? i don't remember a block. sherrod, i think olive garden is vastly under rated. people make fun of it when they live in new york. >> because people don't understand authentic italian like olive garden. i love the bread sticks. every time i go to olive

garden i have a great meal. there is only one in manhattan and it is always packed. >> that's actually true. >> it is packed with nannies. >> no, no, no. listen, i love theal live garden. -- love theal lire garden, cheap wine. >> their bread products, i could live on that. >> who is the mother? cracker barrel? >> i am done. >> carls' junior, come on. >> john, this is -- i think this was a bril yept -- brilliant move. it is like you are encouraging people to -- there may be people that gorge themselves to death.

>> all of those people are in there gorging and purging or getting hugely fat, and then other people walk in olive garden and they see these people looking like jabba the hut hanging over the chair and it doesn't encourage them to go there and eat. >> was that a jab at me? >> no. >> you know what i think is weird is the psychology of of it. if the price goes up and up, it will cost more to buy this pass than to just go and eat every day. it is like a prison. i have to go every day to get your money's worth. >> now do you understand it? now you learn it and now you earn it. >> this is one of those things you buy and then you forget you bought it. >> it is like you have coupons and gift cards and then they expire. and then you say i didn't realize and i need to read the fine print. >> i was using an expired card and was like, come on, man.

you know me from the tv show. i am gary coleman. you look bigger in person and alive. >> we need to do that with you on "red eye." we need to see what we can get away with. >> he can be a costumes character. >> i would be going through people's pockets and stuff. >> what are you going to be, sherrod? >> are you every huge black stereo type? >> i have them all. now i have them all in. >> are you at comedy cellar? >> yes. all weekend. greg, come through. it's your birthday. >> maybe i will. >> you have your radio show on later today. >> yes, gibson radio.com. 2:00 eastern you will be on. >> yes, i will get some rest. carrie, always wonderful. where can we find ?u.

>> forbes.com. >> at my place. >> joanne, she is here all night. >> i am here always. >> she will be taking your drink order. let me know if the service is bad. we will get rid

i am julie bandaras. >d5/(áqpi news and new video aps to show isis beheading british aid worker david haines. british government holding emergency meetings. prime minister cameron said the murder of david haines is pure evil. my heart goes out to his family. we will do everything in our power to hunt down the murderers and insure they face justice however long it takings. amy kellogg live in london. there is a cob raemergency meeting